/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>making a thread when there isn't even a schedule for this week yet
>linking a "next stream" that isn't for a full week
OP have you been getting into the special water?

Thanks for the thread, I was just thinking about how I miss her. But 6 days is a little early.

>>4092424
>Bea now have a better PC than me
I thought you guys said she was poor? How the fuck did she get her stiff with the fucking shortages we have now? Should I even bother donating to her? Should I bother buying her mug breaking it and buying it again? Fuck this shit.

>>4092558
Because we donated, obviously

>>4092595
You guys donated a 3070 to her? Dies Japan have extra 3070 lying around?

>>4092661
People donated enough money since she went here that even with the gpu it only cost her a third of what she got so far

>>4092558
some autist ran the numbers and said she's gotten like $8000 in superchat/streamlabs donations and that's not counting the ~$2000 she got from amazon spell cards

>>4092424
151 hours out, I love it.

when she was an hour and a half late to her last stream all I could think of was this easter egg from a pre-release build of Sonic CD

I'm not autism-chama but I am an autist-chama apparently

Why does she use a caterpillar cursor?

Reminder that naps are objectively top-tier and are the way to go to compensate for a sleep schedule lacking a couple hours.
The ideal nap should always be between 26~31 minutes (start counting from pre-sleep phases), a good nap is one of the best hacks of modern life, since they also produce significant benefits to the limbic system, improving mood and memory retention.

>>4093444
Because there are caterpillars on XPhill.
Rrat: That's here real fetish

>>4092424

Cunnyko hype ;o;

karaoke let's gooo

>>4092661
she bought a pc from someone else in japan

It was very sweet of her to open up about her sleep disorder. Love Beatani. I wonder how much it affects what jobs she can do and maintaining relationships. Sleep disorders are fucked.

>>4093538
I only kinda skimmed that post since I don't know shit about tech, did she just get a prebuilt gayman PC or did she do one of those things where you pay someone else to build it for you?

>>4093584
she bought it off a pc enthusiast prebuilt and it's good damn read motherfucker

>>4093551
rratman is that you?

>>4093551
ogey

>>4093625
>>4093551
Someone sold her a used PC?

>>4093476
How come every time I nap I wake up shivering and disorientated?

>>4093747
The greys probably took you for some testing.

>>4093701
sounds more like she used one of those services where you essentially pay for someone else to buy the parts and build it for you, but I could be wrong
even if it is used, if there's one thing I've learned from /toy/ it's that the japanese take real good care of their shit when selling it secondhand

>>4093701
>>4093584
it was bto which means BUILT TO ORDER BY PROFESSIONALS , NOT PREBUILT CUSTOM MADE GET IT RIGHTTTT

Hey, so hypothetically, how hard would it be to import that model that one fan made into smash ultimate (or melee, I guess) and put it over... I don't know, anybody really? You know, just to have it be playable. In games. Against Pichu.

>>4093747
Resting is a talent by itself honestly, naps effectiveness has been observed to be moderated by a number of factors:
Diet, light levels, where you sleep, levels of stress, etc. If you actually wake up like that all the time go see a doctor anon

Beatani is probably sleeping soon... I imagine the scent of 25 years old ADHD nerd menhera virgin... UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
I want to message Bea everyday but I am shy risuna..
It hurts.. but I am most glad when Beatani is just happy and stream for us..

>>4094249
UUOOHH. don't let it hurt Dad. She will read that post, and she has read all of the others.

I hate furries with a passion for personal reasons and ever since she revealed her fetish I'm actually disgusted by her. It could have been literally anything but furry and I would have been fine but now I can't help but be disgusted at her. I think I don't really wanna be a dad anymore, guys. I'm not a purityfag but that's where I draw the line

>>4094442
>She will read that post, and she has read all of the others.
at least that dad won't get listener-chan'd

>>4094509
I'm in the same boat. No mercy to the fuckers. BUT Jap ones are seem to be different from the hellish repulsive ones we have in the West...for the most part. I'm just biting the bullet and hoping I don't see or hear about that stuff again.

Sorry dads for sperging out about her lateness last thread. Was sleep deprived and excited for the stream after missing three of them.

>>4094509
Understandable (I too have horror stories about furries irl). I dont know how long this arc will last so you should probably avoid. I'll say this, I have not found any evidence she is a furry in the way I think or others think when they hear the word.

>>4094604
Foolish

>>4094509
You WILL wear the tails costume

>>4094577
Well, I wouldn't say that just yet LOL
>>4094604
It looks and feels different for sure. For now I am biting the bullet aswell. However, the moment I discover(I am in a position to do so rrats begone.) I will final yab her ass to oblivion.

>>4094509
man I don't give a single solitary fuck what someone gets off to as long as it isn't involving actual living things.

taking coupon requests
let's turn this thread into something productive

Im starting to think Chihiro was right all along. Maybe it's for the best Chisato is trapped in XP hill. Her degeneracy needs to be contained.

>>4095217
Chihiro was the hero/MC all along.

>>4094509
>>4094604
>>4094676
>>4094850
>>4094780
I doubt it's anywhere close to western furry levels of cursed. Reminder Deep Blizzard is a furry himself. If you find out his past life, he's drawn quite a few furry doujins in the past. It "doesn't look too bad" compared to Western counterpart. You can search it yourself too. For the majority of time, most of his content is "normal" just like how Bea's content for the most part is "normal" as well. So I think we should enjoy Bea's content with a neutral and open mind for the time being.

>>4095468
Man, that guy is a bit of legend for other artist that are vtubers. Every vtuber I know that draws well follows him. Great tutorials on how to do a lot of stuff.

>>4095156
1 free breakfast
Picture is this one

>>4095156
1 free horny post

>>4095468
yup, 100%. The most obvious thing is that it isnt even what she gets off to. She gets off to obliterating them.
And i'll repeat, my 'dox' reps have told me I will never be able to say she mauls dogs in her spare time, because its purely a 2d thing.
It's still beyond me why she opened this can of worms though. So many people hate that kinda stuff.
Beatani love, chihiro love, cunnyko love. Forever.

>>4095156
1 free pain kuma..

>>4095217
>>4095283
Apologize for everything bad you said about her

>>4096203
UOOOOHHH CHIHIRO LOVE!!!!!!

>>4095156
1 free furry tail
1 free date

>>4094509
Im actually fine with furries, but abusing pichu? Wtf. Im sorry but that's where I draw the line.

>>4096203
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
CHIHIRO 養豚場の豚を見るような目 REPS LETS GOOO UOOOOHHH

>>4096203
Chihiro negro

>>4096203
I was saying "Chihiro love" since day one.

>>4094676
>>4094509
japan furry is different, she does not want to actively be a furry creature, just torturing cute things,that may hsppen o be furry is how i see it.
It wont affect content hopefully, just eill be alotofpichu memes probably, jntil the next yab comes.....
she is testing anons to see there limits and troolling them for amusement
THIS IS ALL ACCORDING TO HER MASTER PLAN SHE KNOWS WHAT YOU DONT LIKEEEEEGET OUT OF MY HEAD BEAAAAA
SHES TRYING TO PISS YOU OFF FOR FUN BECAUSE SHE
lOVES TO WATCH SUFFERINGGGGGG
SHES DOING HERR REPS TO YOUR SUFFERING RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWW

>>4095719

>>4096542
nice

>>4096542
This is perfect!

>>4096542
amazing

>>4095156
1 free gao

laundry day
you don't wanna know how long I spent on this, drawing anything below the neck is my kryptonite apparently

>>4096499
Yes, part of the master plan!
suffering fetish indeed

>>4096702
hanabichama, more body reps!
but lovely regardless

>>4096702
Very cute.. Thank you hanabichama. Now I can have Bea accompany me during my laundry reps.

>>4092424
OP you're a retard but thanks

>>4096816
>>4096944
>hanabichama
If I wanted a name I would have posted with one but thanks for the compliments, I know I'm not exactly picasso over here but I'm (usually) having fun regardless

>>4095979
Japs are not entirely aware of the reputation of certain communities and fandom. I was in one of Deep Blizzard's EOP shilling streams. He asked what's everyone's thoughts on western comics are since he had a good opinion/standing with them due to his experience in America "back then" or something on the lines of that. When myself and a few other listeners voiced our opinions on how scuffed and politically motivated western comics are, he was dumbfounded by the response since it wasn't the answer he was expecting.
Point is, Japanese people are not aware how different things are over there compared to domestic.

>>4097150
This post needs to be a copy pasta for these threads now lol
it is true true true true true true true true true true

>>4096702
Visibly erased pencil lines are soul

>>4094630
understandable

I want to fuck the degenerate out of Bea and make her vanilla

>>4094509
I don't really like it, but I'm willing to accept it, I have my own fucked up fetishes and it would be hypocritical for me to shame someone for their fantasies, definitely. I'm pretty sure she knew it would turn off some people but honestly having been in a similar situation it feels so much better once you get it off your chest, even at the cost of some people.

>>4096661
Will this do?

>>4097629
I'm going to invent time travel just go back in time to make her vanilla. I'll do this by bringing the young version of her to see the mind broken future version of her that I tried to fix, for over a decade, via fucking and other means. unfortunately this is a paradox and it was me who made her degenerate to begin with, i'm sorry dads but it must be done again.

I wonder at what point Bea's wires got crossed and she started liking cute animal abuse and furry shota. Was it a game or tv show she saw?

>>4097994
I choose to believe she watched Happy Tree Friends as a kid and it did a number on her psyche

>>4097994
In most cases its usually a tv show or some other images

>>4097994
confirmed tv show, look twitter

>>4098028
>>4098131
I guess she was reading the thread
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1396527278444531713

>>4097994
Honestly some fetishes are impossible to explain and there since the start.
I remember being into age & size difference/power imbalance before I even understood it. Reading Harry potter when I was ten the part of the story where harry goes out with ginny got me super hot like I never felt before and when other relations did nothing. Even scribbling fictional stories as a pre teen the couples always were like guy 25yo and girl 14. Sometimes it's just deeply rooted in your psyche with no clear reason.

>>4096661
Changed it a bit.

>>4098186
>>4097994
but yeah, important to note you dont get to pick fetishes they just are hehe

Bea would have loved Sid from Toy Story

>>4098245
cute

>>4098188
je suis d'accord

>>4098186
>video blocked
going off the title it's about this episode of PPG and yeah I can see how that would awaken something in her

>>4098273
was thinking the same thing, though considering she's said she likes rozen maiden before there's a nonzero chance she just hasn't brought up her doll abuse fetish yet yes I'm projecting because I have a doll joints fetish, but still

>>4098310
Quel pouvoir de déduction

>>4098333
Based. Doll joins are great. I bet she fantasizes about bullying Hina15

>>4098245
Very cute

I think anyone that grew up watching Totally Spies probably has some weird fetishes now. The whole damn show had low key fetishes in every episode.

>>4098186
I remember that episode of PPG, fkin based holy shit

>>4098465
I grew up browsing this website instead.
Is it worse?

>>4098546
Depends on where you went and what you saw...

>>4098546
well considering this site made me a lolicon, I'd personally say so.

>>4098363
>>4098333
doll arc next i am excited

BEA I KNOW YOURE READING, FUCK ME UUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>4096124

Bea here's the original photograph of XP Hill if you want it, the stream version is a little scuffed
https://files.catbox.moe/6bxy35.png

>>4099089
thank you dadchama..

Uoooh I saw a cute girl at church today... I thought I was completely smitten for Beatani but maybe it’s still not too late for me... Maybe I’ll talk to her next week

>>4099641
It's never too late. Go for it , good luck.
You are always a Dad now though....there's no leaving....

I was on a date with a girl, told her about Beatani and she was like ok it sounds interesting lets watch her together.
Did I just cucked myself to Bea?

>>4099641
Seven handreps later today.. it doesn't matter, dads.. I feel lonely without beatani laugh..

>>4099978
why would you do that

>>4100028
She is watching vtubers too or trying to rob me

>>4099978
>dates a real girl with a real touchable vagina so you better not screw this up in order to get laid.
>"Hey, wanna see someone cuter than you?"

>>4099978
How is this cucked? You get to watch Bea together.

>>4098186
>PPG
She just gets better every day.

>>4100181
Genius!

>>4100181
Cute corner bear

fool why delete that

>>4100268
I rushed and forgot a thing.

>>4099739
Mmm... I really really want to but by pursuing another girl and potentially dating her I feel like I lock myself out of ever being with Beatani. I know it is foolish but I am foolish dad

>>4099986
Uoooh......

>>4100283
>>4100283
Great job dadchama, I'll take twenty

>>4100298
Dad, our daughter is 25 years old. If you stand by her side with the rest of us forever, you will have the same shot as all of us! What do you think these streams are? Tests, dad! 5 years, 10 years, You can make connections you cannot fathom within that time

>>4100283
awesome! totally going to use that one shittons

>>4100460
I suppose you are right, I shan’t let my crush to Beatani get in the way of potential connections with other women. Thanks advice dad

>>4100593
Beatani will Transend time and space, She will be there long after your gf, or even wife.

>>4100283
UOOOHHHH

Beatani if you read this can you please start streaming in 1080p, since you got a new PC? Thanks

These are some great coupon images, thanks for making them.

I call myself a dad to fit in but I feel more like a brother

>>4094509
See you tomorrow

>>4100794
i feel more like potential partner but use dad anyway

>>4100794
I call myself her father but would rather be her pet hamster..

>>4096499
>she does not want to actively be a furry creature, just torturing cute things
y-yeah, i-imagine if it was the former, g-good thing it's actually the l-latter...

>>4100908
sums up /yah/ pretty well

>>4100794
Beatani is almost a year older than me but I call myself a dad

>>4100908
I would love to be her pet hamster too, but I would also love to mindbreak that stuff out of her.
I should really pick a side to stay in before next stream......

How often does Beatani do hand reps to herself?

>>4101102
3 times a day

>>4100952
I WANT TO NUT ON TAILS TUMMY

>>4101102
She's probably doing it right now.

>>4100952
I both oooouuuuh'd and vomited to that idea. but i think time will tell.

>>4101102
she's said in the past she doesn't have any of her own merch since she thinks it's weird to have pictures of herself so probably never
besides, she isn't a small cute animal. she's 155 meters after all.

>>4101132
b-bea bea...

>>4095156
1 free furry indoctrination

>>4101132
god damnit bea this isn't how you become more vanilla

Does she want to impregnate others because she's afraid of the pains of giving birth?

>>4101380
I believe this rrat

>>4096702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TjLc6096Tk

>>4101380
no it's because she wants to inflict the pain of birth

>>4101380
no. its probably more a power thing

>>4101430
>>4101450
I can believe this.

>>4101450
she probably just has an impregnation fetish but doesn't want to be the one getting pregnant since that isn't how fetishes work

>>4101657
kwappi disagrees, though she most likely used material that was for men and got used to inserting as the guy

>>4101657
>since that isn't how fetishes work
There's a fetish for almost everything.

>>4101562
she likely has more in common with serial killers than furrys UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>4101787
Yes, I said this yesterday. It's the 1st step for a lot of those types...

I WANT TO PUT MY AVERAGE 15CM DICK INTO MASSIVE BEA FUTA COCK'S URETHRA

>>4101657
Yup, I can get behind that.
there's so much for potential future arcs AAAHHHHH cant wait

>>4101860

STOP WITH THE FETISHES HORNY DEGENERATES YOUR FEEDING INTO THE BEARHORNY FUCKKKK YOUOUUUUUUUU

>>4101855
exactly, though i have not said that before. It is why I did my naughty reps to make sure there wont be any actual yabs in the future. I am confident in my conclusions. [/spoilers] That would be one hell of an arc though.. just imagine

>>4101978
join us, you can hear her voice right? I know you can. Just be a good Dad and listen to it...

2 weeks into NoReps

>>4101978
the feedback loop is too strong, this horny death spiral is the true final yab and she had it all planned from the start

>>4102117
why?

>>4102139
in one year we all will have one big gay furry dad orgy on pile of corpses

I'm actually grateful for the days when she doesn't stream, this week has been hell for the eurodads

>>4102221
I had a an eye opening experience and believe that I should reserve my orgasms for when I’m with another person

So when's the next stream?

>>4101978
Why contain it?

School.

>>4102236
and then she kills us all, and puts us under the hill with all the others. The cycle must continue.

>>4102297
146 hours, 53 minutes.
I am anticipating another stream before that though

>>4102248
hang in there eubros...
>>4102297
didn't she say she'd be taking break/streaming less this week or am I just misremembering

cute bear that deserves the belt between her legs

>>4102402
yeah nothing specific but definitely said she was going extra hard on the weed pulling this week.
Going to be one long week after that date

>>4102528
>ghosted after the first date
dads getting the true beatani GFE

>>4102677
training on what to expect weak dads cannot last

>>4102677
So real it hurts. But in a good way.

>>4102677
Maybe we can get some more punishment off of it though...
it could pay off but half the dads will be sitting in corners shivering by then.

Tfw
>Beatani will likely be busy this week due to "weed pulling" leading up to the Karaoke stream
>Another favorite of my basically reincarnated and won't be back until the end of the week
Pain..

>>4102945
>Another favorite

>>4103137
I am slowly narrowing down my list. Beatani places 3rd in my top 3!

>>4103340
she’s my number one unworthy dad

>>4103514
Making her #1 is a losing game unless you're an M.

>>4102945

>>4103548
You can't help who you fall in love with, anon.

I never get tired of drawing Beatani.

>>4103699

>>4103699
you should be sharing these on twitter

>>4103699
based good work
>>4103820
he did and they look great

>>4103699
damn skinny bea is cute

>>4103699
ah
there's no tail

>>4104005
FUCK.
I'll reupload.

>>4103699
I like it

>>4103699
Great job, anon!!!

yummy art!
UUUOOOOOOUUUHHHHH

>>4104035
I love it

I'm sorry Bea.. I just cant justify spending £18 on a mug..

>>4105588
you are right. you must spend 180 euro money, obtain 10 of them.

>>4105588
You could always donate on streamlabs instead anon if you don't already. She'll get a bigger cut this way.

>>4105762
But I want a mug...

i found out about this vtuber through an old friend's twitter. what am i in for?

>>4106039
go to xphilldotcom

>>4106039
Do you like roller coasters?

>>4106039
>what am i in for?
the ride never ends

>>4106039
>What am I in for?
A lot

>>4106039
I would suggest watching from the beginning even if that is asking a lot of your time. You get a better idea of how things evolved that way. If you really want her peak content though I would suggest her three birthday streams where she held contests and got gifts from the community. It was very comfy.

>>4106039
>what am i in for?
a fuck ton. word of advice; clean you asshole.

>>4106039
You're gonna get groomed

>>4105896
I think >>4105762 meant to use a local service to get your mug with her picture, and to give her some money on streamlab
Which probably both cost less overall and get her more money anyway than the small cut on merch sales

>>4094098
if this played all night on repeat i wouldn't mind

>>4103699
IMAGINE

>>4105588
do it for her

>>4105588
I spent more than that on this

>>4106580
This. She is ok with bootlegging her merch but the right thing to do is to at least give her a decent donation when you do it. It is cheaper for you and better for her in the end.

>>4106580
That's a good idea, thanks.

I miss her, bros.

>>4106847

Hope we get more contest soons, those we're really fun.

>>4107166
is this a coupon for ants?

>>4107601
unfortunately yes. I cannot help it, I am small

>>4107683
*licks lips*

>>4107683
no anon you are a big guy

>>4107683
just don't let beatani find out

>>4107730
>>4107731
did you sleep well?

>>4107683
Remote kid chama...

>>4107683
RUN

>>4107915
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, UUUOOOOOOHH AHHHHHHHHHHH I want Beatani to hunt me down and lock me in cage AHHHHH UUUOOOHHH PLEASE PLEASE Take! TAKE IT ALL UUUOOOHHHHHH

>>4107683

>>4108588
see >>4108070
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASPLEASEPLASE.
on another note, it would be funny..if say, she is going to ghost us now for a few days. with that as the last image

>>4107798
yesterday I got high with my brother and my friends, what do you think?

>>4108819
She is unable to leave us for more than a day

>>4108838
mmm it's possible depends what you got to enjoy. Were you doing group floor reps for our daughter, or sister, however you want to look at it.

>>4108893
so far, it hasn't been more than 4 hours 42 minutes.
I know she will slowly become more and more dependent on us but not sure if its yet

>>4105588
You could make a bootleg and pay her how ever much you want back to her via streamlabs or Amazon spell cards, you know. Why do you think the templates are for?

>>4108983
not but I played the birthday song and my friends couldn't stop laughing with the russian part.

is one hour enough to fill this hole for 6 days?

I love Beatani she is my drug. I feel sick and empty without her.

>>4109239
I love that so much too. hehehehehhe
>>4108893
I yield, you were right.

>>4109341
I doubt she'll disappear from twitter too so you can probably get your fix there
and if I'm wrong then I mean, there's a few month's worth of VODs at this point, look back and fond memories I guess.

>>4109341
Probably can. and she could stream the day before the singing too, so really it wouldn't be that long.
hell no, dads will be dying left and right..the horny posting and fantasys will be like nothing ever seen before

Keep slowly bumping the thread. Couldn't keep my autism in check so I opened my terminal and I'm working on the calculator again. This time, I'll make it compile the "busy chat" moments.

>one hour stream
is that before or after you factor in the 15 minute not-late start and the 10 minutes of "prep"

>>4094189
>>4093747
I take 10-15 minute naps after work (well, training right now) to take the edge off the unavoidable sleep deprivation so I can get my evening tasks like exercise done. On top of my bed (made up), on my back, head slightly propped up, hands folded. Natural daylight coming through the window. Feel totally refreshed, energy goes from groggy almost to well-rested levels, I can immediately go and get more things accomplished before bed later in the evening. I set a timer (30 min.) but often don't need it to wake up.
If I nap on my side I pass out for 1-2 hours and feel like utter garbage when I wake up and I need an actual alarm to pull that off.
Not sure if this helps but maybe try replicating my naps for a couple weeks and see if they help. Also, don't consume caffeine after lunch time.

>>4109803
fuck, even less time with her.... this week gonna be rough

>>4099986
Seven? Holy fuck. Man I know /vt/ is anti-anti-coomer but you are wrecking your dopamine pathways with that shit. I strongly suggest you cut down to a couple times a week at most, you're turning your brain to mush.

>>4110094
Ok preacher

>>4109044
>so far, it hasn't been more than 4 hours 42 minutes.
How the fuck are you so sure of that? She literally posts on Twitter every 4 hours?

Concerndads AWAY

>>4110237
I like how telling a retarded coomer not to masturbate 7 times a day is now seen as religious indoctrination. Doesn't matter if you use science to make your points and are an atheist either, you will still get hit with early 2000s level paranoia about "muh evangelicals" who hold no power whatsoever in burger culture and are irrelevant.

I love her so much...

>>4110371
Where's the science

>>4110304
that isn't from here, smells of redshit.
though, starting in about... 15 hours we will concern.

>giving us a stream despite her strict schedule
this bear...
>going to miss the stream
PAIN

Now that she has a decent PC, are there any good VR games where you can beat stuff up? Maybe a Tails chikan simulator? It might be an incentive to get a VR headset.

>>4110513
He's not from here, he's not followed by beatani. Let him watch a few more streams and he should come to the conclusion.

>>4110371
Not this anon, but I think I need help. I can't enjoy Bea's streams anymore. I can only masturbate to her.
When it starts I know, she is over there naked, doing desk reps to prechat and this makes me rock hard. Then, when she appears I'm immedietaly cumming. I can comprehend what she is saying for about 5 minutes until I'm horny again and I'm only focusing on her sqeeky voice imagining how it would sound when I'm fucking her or how it would sound when I'm choking her or spanking. I can go like this for whole stream constantly masturbating if I have water to hydrate myself.
This is not a hornypost. My dick is swelled and I need serious help.

I feel like my ability to distinguish shitposts from reality is somehow getting worse the longer I remain here.

>>4110985
have to abstain for a bit my dude. if you have to, tomorrow morning tie your hands up.
>>4110833
Yes, all will submit to our daughter.

>>4111084
Yea, this last one kinda fucked with my brain.

>>4111084
>>4111142
in preparation for the days to come, and some of the weeks that come.. We must harden ourselves and accept all shitposts and rrats as true.

So she is streaming tomorrow for one hour? Nice.

Even though you are a Neet,
I can love Dads and Moms
Even though you are foolish,
I love you Bros, and Sisters
Every day, every time
I can stay with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me!

>>4111295

>>4111271
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1396615755244785666

>>4111295
*wait until she reaches 1M subscribers and then unsubscribes to bully her*

>>4111479
>Push Beatani up to millions of subscribers
>love and support her for years
>subcomb to illness and old age and unsubscribe from life forever leaving her with a "dead" sub

The ultimate prank

>>4094042
Importing that model into any game would require a whole new rigging. Now the model is only suitable for blender and maybe other 3d modelling programs which can accept that format.

>>4111644
Haha sure showed her! We are not safe from Beatani even in death, for after the abuse arc comes the necro arc.

>>4111644
yeah, that'll show her
based dads playing the long con

>>4110304

Now that she has this new rig and her model looks better, she needs to update the mouth tracking. It feels more noticeable how little it moves now.

>>4110304
dear lord, I see that tweet now, it's a fur tranner creature from twitch.
God have mercy on us all
The worst has yet to even begin...

The chihiro model is great, I'm making a chihiro abuse animation right now.

https://vocaroo.com/1eMKEGs3vs7u

Real concerndads should know now there is nothing to be concerned about. Bear isn't being punctual because of her own fuck ups lately, has nothing to do with the stress of streaming.

>>4111849
KEK this is perfect, someone adapt it to Beatani

Well, it looks like this week is saved but......oh no
https://vocaroo.com/1eMKEGs3vs7u

>>4111990
>The bear is uploading voice clips so that we won't miss her while she's gone.

BEATANI LOVE

>>4111990
GLASSES BEA

I LOVE THIS BEAR

uoooh meganekko

>Prematurely cums on Bea's face and glasses at the start of a blowjob.
>She starts clicking her tongue and angrily cursing anon under her breath as she goes to wash her face and clean up.

and glasses? I didn't think she could get any better.

>>4112445
newdad

>>4112445
>he lacked the critical information

>>4111990
Why is my heart beating fast. It really is like she is here

Why are girls with glasses so insecure about it? Is it one of those things like when you're an artist and everyone else likes what you make but all you can see is the mistakes or something?

>>4112051
I will set this as an alarm on a device in another room, so I can wake up and in that moment between dreams and wakefulness believe that my wife Chisato is looking for her glasses before work. Kill me now I've been pozzed.

>>4112653
after tomorrows stream I am going to loop it until she streams again.

>>4112638
It all comes from school hierarchies anon. The cool girls wore contacts and the nerds wore glasses and were picked on for it. At the very least, Bea is being more open with us about who she is because we find the things she hates about herself attractive and interesting.

Why is life cruel

>>4112822
It's okay Tails... it's gonna be fine... Dads will protect you from that monster.

>>4112638
i think its because it shows that youre not taking care of your eyes? i dont know im grasping here

>>4112822
everyday i cry myself to sleep because bea and anons are not following me on twitter

>>4112822
she doesn't want tails to cry
stop speedwatching

https://vocaroo.com/19KCsRKis2dQ

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1396640316678053888?s=20

>>4112932
this is too much.... oh no oh no

>>4112868
>and anons
I barely interact with her on twitter and two dads are already following me
Now I'm afraid to post anything

uoooh these are too powerful

>>4111990
God that's fucking adorable. How am I ending up down this hole?

>lie down
>close eyes
>https://vocaroo.com/19KCsRKis2dQ
>open eyes
>cry

>>4112882
While only the small animals get the physical abuse, more human ones like Tails get sexually abused until they like it. There is definitely some crying involved.

Bea is making me more dependent on her IT'S NOT FAIR

still waiting on that "bear daughter wakes you up at 3 AM to show you a cool new drum solo she looked up online" ASMR

>>4112932
>>4112960
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4112932
now I can cry when I go to sleep AND wake up from sleep

>>4112960
THIS IS NOT FAIR. WHY CAN SHE MAKE ME FEEL SUCH EMOTIONS.

>>4112977
it is definitely a weird feeling to know I can't talk about non-beatani stuff without you guys seeing it

>>4113083
There are no snitches here
Dont worry about being put on the excel stalking spreadsheet

Jesus Christ it's like I'm married to her. Thanks for the voice clips Bea!

>>4112977
Bear following me has made me think careful when I post things on twitter. I am unsure if good or bad thing.

Beatani, I'll have a risk of dying of heart attack if you make another one, please spare me.

Waiting for the marriage proposal voice!

>says she doesn't know what makes a good date while doing 11/10 date ASMR because the most important thing is spending time with the one you love
>records "joke" videos that make goslings go into overdrive since they straight up replicate the feeling of having a girlfriend in the same house as you

I can't tell if she's doing the long con or if she really doesn't get that guys value in a gal (protip: it isn't big booba they can do their hand reps to)

computer boot up scenario onegai

10 more all together, eventually, oh no.......AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH i'm not going to make it

You will kneel before the Kuma.

I will never kneel.

>>4113281
Bear knows exactly what she's doing. Professional groomer and all that.

>>4113281
reminder

>>4112868
I'd follow you if I knew your handle, anon.

>>4113368
I take this back...she already has 100...

guess the ride is never going down now

>>4113281
she is a professional.

>>4109700
I want to tidy up the code before sharing, but I'm happy with the results so far.
Here's *a* sample of the output when running the detector/analyzer on the Wiki review stream. Will run on the recent Isaac stream since that one should spit out interesting results as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKR9mo0mK9E
> ========
> Starting at: 20:34
> Length: 9
> Sample of comments:
> ["(New member) Sol Codguy: that's a nice way to spin those traits",
> "(New member) Stray Wolf: focus? ",
> "(New member) ThePlatinumCan: >focus",
> "(New member) max r: citations : concerta",
> "(New member) Rye Mountain: \"can focus\" lmao",
> "(New member) Theblekedet: Citation needed",
> "(New member) TWAIN: can what when needed?",
> "(New member) ピーン祭り: 元気そうw",
> "Sheep: This wiki is full of lies"]
> Ending at: 20:38
> ========
> Starting at: 20:40
> Length: 7
> Sample of comments:
> ["(New member) Canna: Manic personality ",
> "(New member) Koruru: >focus",
> "(New member) BasedBug: >can focus when not doing her reps",
> "Question Box: >can focus",
> "(New member) Jackku Chan: You should reword it \"May be sometimes possibly perhaps able to focus\"",
> "(New member) CommanderMichael: \"\"\"Cheerful\"\"\"",
> "(New member) billy joe【liar】: Focus?"]
> Ending at: 20:44
> ========
> Starting at: 21:38
> Length: 18
> Sample of comments:
> ["(New member) Luginov: hmmmm",
> "(New member) Jackku Chan: Chotto matte",
> "(New member) Raziel: >friends",
> "(New member) Herbie Cucumber: friends....",
> "(New member) WizJR W: What are friends?",
> "(New member) Zia: Well the new ones...",
> "Denied: friends...",
> "(New member) Ekusupuroshon: Old info",
> "(New member) Rye Mountain: I'm a dad though",
> "pakkanen: Dads",
> "(New member) Mister Eko: we are family...",
> "(New member) Ark K.: friends dont call each other cringe",
> "(New member) 77Yuja_: Friend...",
> "(New member) Stray Wolf: >friends",
> "(New member) Fake Name: Dads...",
> "(New member) billy joe【liar】: I'm dad",
> "(New member) Zhnigo: this has been there since the very first version of the page",

I kneel Beatani. My heart is yours.

>>4113541
it's like they say, the ride never ends

where's the waiting rooooom

Please Bea... my heart...

unironically valentine voice
she could charge for these

>>4113019
>still waiting on that "bear daughter wakes you up at 3 AM to show you a cool new drum solo she looked up online" ASMR
For me, it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1IoQo185ps&t=112s

>>4113707
to some women men crying is a turn off

>>4113707
I never wanted to be a furry shota before. i do now.

https://vocaroo.com/11ZD6n8yGIwo

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1396645979764396032?s=20 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4113756
Most women really. Men crave intimacy but you actually can't be that vulnerable around them as much as you may want to..

>>4113756
>some
all

>>4113791
>my first thought was "who's calling her?"

>>4113798
There is an exception to maybe something really distressing happening but even then, you can't sob like a girl does. More like those stoic tears that roll down the cheek.

You're a 2-3 years late on this voice stuff Beatani. Still good quality stuff. I'll give you that.

>>4113933
She is being sarcastic anon, she knows.

>>4113798
That's why you drunkenly sob to your computer.

>>4113946
so should we tell her shes not genius?

>>4113981
She's a genius, she'll figure it out.

>>4113798
Honestly this is one of the biggest reasons why I hate 3D women.

>>4113933
A system sounds pack would be fun.

>>4114069
I would unironically pay for such a thing.

Alright, I improved the experience for headphone users using a VST plugin to make her move through the room. I also filtered some bad frequencies (at least I tried).
https://voca.ro/1aHBm7dn74qq
Enjoy.

>>4111963
I made it but I'm too stupid to figure out how to do soundposts...

We will never get to listen to the sex voice pack...

>Bea records hundreds of scenarios
>I use anon's 3d model in a VR game customized with Beatani sounds and scenarios
>I take a life insurance policy out on my dick because I will never take the headset off again
>Only in Dreams plays in the background

https://vocaroo.com/1aHBm7dn74qq

>>4114198
Sorry, I'm on it, just wait for tomorrow.

This fucking dork. She's alright in my book...again. Roller coaster experience indeed.

>>4114176
If someone makes it can there be a catbox/whatever weebum link as well? I'm too retarded to figure out how to make soundposts work.

>>4114198
She is recording it right now. Just needed a bit of method acting experience.

>>4113598
By the way, I'd like to know what metric the other anon that wanted to script this had in mind. I recycled what I had from
I'm making the core of the analyzer pull all the chains of chat messages 1 second apart from each other. From there, I fine tune how long I want each chain to be to discard a lot of chains of comments that just happened to be posted together.
Getting a sample of the compilation of busy moments for the Isaac stream right now, although Autsm-san already timestamped that stuff (helps for comparison purposes). It's taking some time because I hadn't cached that stream's comments yet.
With the analyzer, I can track down the moments where DMs were being exposed during the punishment stream with more ease, for example:
> Starting at: 1:01:20
> Length: 48
> Sample of comments:
> ["kaiserschmarrn_: YESSSSSSS",
> "(New member) Luginov: OH YES",
> "(New member) Suukotto Funsha: Batsu game?",
> "(New member) The Pope: Oh YEAH",
> "(New member) Theblekedet: punsihment let's goooo",
> "(New member) TWAIN: DM REVIEW",
> [...]
I hope Autism-san doesn't mind if I steal his thunder for a bit, at least for the previous streams.
Also, I guess this technically counts as namefagging, I apologize for that.

>>4114234
I don't know why this was reposted but what does she say at 00:13? "Your stream's gonna be late"?

Bea I'm sorry I get filtered by your eigo sometimes

>>4114198
wait, she didn't send them to you?

>>4114352
>what I had from
... the chat donation calculator.* Should try proofreading one of these days.

>>4114198
Check your Ventrilo.

I want bea to actually fucking finish several isaac runs to completion (chest/delirium/beast/etc.), and knowing she'll never even go beyond the caves is painful.

>>4114540
The enemies beyond that filter the fuck out of her in seconds.

>>4114282
Right catbox is fine. Here: https://files.catbox.moe/21dlar.webm

>>4114630
It made me laugh more than I expected
It's great

>>4114352
>>4114390
Isaac chat finally downloaded.
I can find the Kaniko debut more easily. On the other hand, there's interesting stuff that Autism-san timestamped that is not caught by the script because it doesn't involve chat spam, so I wonder if I can fine-tune it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUf3XIooZHk
> ========
> Starting at: 1:35:12
> Length: 53
> Sample of comments:
> ["namedrop: Kaniko...",
> "namedrop: lets go back please",
> "namedrop: Kaniko...",
> "namedrop: I came here for Bea, not you",
> [...]
More updates on the next thread, I need to stop before I get addicted.

>>4114655
For me it's those smash sound effects.

>>4114630
>bea's legs
holy kek

>>4114630
kek this is good.

>>4114766
I may like this one I made a while ago.

>>4114823
you*

just realized I forgot to draw the tracks behind her to make the fact that this is a roller coaster more obvious but oh well

>>4096203
Now in an idol costume

Brown Arc NAO

>>4114823
You're in a creepy japanese mall, and you see this coming at you from the other end of a long empty hallway. What do?

>>4095156
>>4114895
We need a 1 free rollercoaster.

>>4114907
That fucking body... I'm as hard as a rock

>I sometimes use contacts tho
I've literally been filtered by fucking contacts trying to wear them for the first time over the last month. I think it's too late for me dads, I'm ngmi

>>4114928
I would be in such a mixed state of scared and aroused that I would just panic and stand still while Bea's propeller leg chops off my head.

I hope we will get a voice pack in a situation where a girlfriend calling us and want to meet soon, I can play it and pretend calling my gf if my mother ask abt that again....

>>4115311
I've actually been wondering about this all day, does decapitation count as limb deficiency? someone needs to ask the expert bear.

>Just a casual stream
Dads, I think we fell for it...at this rate we wont be ready! the endlessly flowing final yabs...

I have started to receive targeted ads for Spurdo and Gondola related merchandise.

flirting with beatani...

>>4114823
I still think this would look cool in Subnautica

b, beatani... please don't read my comments /yah/ |ω･`)

>>4110707
>are there any good VR games where you can beat stuff up
Gorn would be the most well known one.

Good night /yah/, I need to wake up in time for nex stream.

Im kind of surprised that Beatani actually attracted a loyal fanbase. I've seen a lot of pump and dumps before, both here and on /jp/. Glad that she didn't get the same fate as those indies who were unfortunately pumped and dumped

helping my sexually frustrated daughter with her hand reps!

my tablet broke and it's going to take a couple of days for the new one to arrive... please wait a bit beatani (つ﹏<)･ﾟ｡

>>4117256
>tablet
do your mouse reps onegai

>>4117328
i haven't drawn with a mouse in over a decade...
also mouse lacks pressure sensitivity, i completed my sketch using my touch screen but that's as far as i can go

>>4116767
Her streams are like Pringles you can't have just one.

>>4116966
uoooooooohhhhhhhh

>>4117360
I hadn't drawn with a pencil and paper in over a decade either but I'm still making doodles of her

>>4117463
mm mm i would but i want my first drawing for her to be extra special

Good job Dads, soon our Daughter will be free of her self imposed exile into the internet. Keep. It. Up.
Yuri arc START NOW gaogao [/spoilers]

>>4117556
i won't allow it... just wait

>>4117578
Furrys will be Kill on Sight soon, You have been warned...
If of course, that is what you were referring. If not, even if free She will be with us Dads forever.
Dads have proven to be wildly powerful so far, the finest groomers ever.

>>4117681
kemono dads will win this war

>>4117741
Let me be clear, I do not wish to kill you, hell, even our Daughter doesnt want you gone. Just moved a little, and there's movement!

>>4117878
(´꒳`∗)

>>4118060
I'm going to be more honest with you, than I have with any else ever on this topic.
If I found one of you in the woods, alone, I would likely kill you, slowly over a few days, with my penis.
--And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you; oh, what have I become.
-

My request for a commission was turned down. I offered him 50% more than his going rate, but he cancelled it and more than doubled his rate. Was it a mistaken rate or was my request too fucked up? Skeb doesn't say, and I'm not human enough to tell anymore I guess.

Artist:https://skeb.jp/@ahashi
Request:I would like a depiction of vtuber Kumagai Chisato holding the Pokemon Pichu captive in a basement. In the first part, Pichu is in a terrible state. He has been beaten and imprisoned for 10 weeks. Kumagai has a pistol held to Pichu's head. Pichu has a look of resigned horror on his face and Kumagai has an evil smile. The drawing occurs at the moment after Kumagai pulls the trigger so the facial expressions remain the same but Pichu's brain matter is exploding out the back of his skull. A smaller second section would show Kumagai with a futanari penis having sex with the newly made hole in Pichu's head and ejaculating.

Maybe it's for the best, I would hate to see this stuff show up as evidence in a trial against me kek.

>>4118352

>>4118352
he may have seen it as a hate commission against beatani

>>4118352
d-d-dad...

>>4118352
Beatani wants to become more vanilla and you decide to try and commission a degenerate piece of artwork?

>>4118690
Probably for the best it got denied, I agree.

>>4118352
based

>>4118352
Anon... I... I...
I understand how you're feeling, despite the contents of your request. I haven't had a request outright rejected, but half of my messages and requests so far have been completely ignored and some are going to reach their deadline for the artist's response.
>Request: wordswords
Not my cup of tea, but judging from that artist's skeb page, it wasn't a completely abnormal request either that, or I've been OTI way too much. Was that the exact text you sent? You might want to compare it with the other Skeb requests on Beatani's R18 tags, and I believe Pixiv has a guideline for how to format your request (should be used in Skeb as well, in my experience).
>Was it a mistaken rate or was my request too fucked up?
I may be talking out of my ass here, but perhaps artists don't want to get near Nintendo IPs because of legal repercussions.