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good boy~

>>4089964

cow knight

>>4089964
noel.

>>4089964
Speaking from the fictional point that I'm a normal kid and not a 34 years old man in the mind of a child
Flare, I'm sure that she would be lovely and even if she likes shotas she probably won't do any weird shit
Bonus, I would never pick Rushia or she might kill my parents to keep me, she's too scary

>>4090105
As a kid I would pick the one most likely to fuck me.

>>4089964
Marine

>>4090189
Same. So most likely either Marine or Noel.

Maybe Lamy and Aki too but they'll probably need to be in scenarios where you catch them all drunk and horny.

>>4090028
This.

>>4089964
Fubuki. And I'd give myself a massive boner and ask her why my peepee hurts.

>>4089964
Do you think Pochis Daughter shares her intrests?

I would say Suisei, but I'm not sure she would cross the line if given the opportunity

>>4090748
She would

>>4089964
I want to see Marine acting awkwardly around me, trying to get my attention with snacks and vidyas, occasionally i will caress her hair and accidentally put my hands on sensitive areas

>>4090028
Fuck yeah

This respectable young woman.

I'd say the ones most likely to commit a crime are
>Noel
>Matsuri
>Suisei

Subaru sounds like she might be fun, I don't care about any possible fantasy sex.

>>4090028
not even a contest. most sexual holo, aki supremacy

>>4089964
MARINE WITHOUT A SINGLE MOMENT OF DOUBT OR HESITATION IN MY HEART

HESITATION. IS. DEFEAT.

>>4090666
Reine is a /u/nicorn.

>>4091530
Don't forget Marine, she used to buy toys for a shota to groom him, and even one of her friends at school said she was going to commit a crime one day.

>>4092954
I don't think she has the guts for it anymore.

>>4089964
Choco because I feel like she'd actually be a good and responsible babysitter

I feel like I could get Kiara's maternal instinct to kick in

>>4092954
Which stream was that?
I remember hearing her say something like that but can't recall when it was

Polka because she seems to have a lot of toys and junk to play with.

Watame, Mio, Aki, Iofi, Lamy, Fubuki, Ayame.
in that order.
I'm not here to get in their pants, I just want a warm hug and a soft lullaby.

If I did want a lewd time it would have to be Matsuri or Marine seems like they would be the easiest.

>>4089964
Assuming I am 26 years old man who suddenly turned into a shota I now I want a woman to molest (which is what I assume this question is going), it would obviously be Matsuri.
Marine is a good choice too, but I feel like Matsuri would be more likely to actually do anything to me, or are at least be less likely to stop me if I tried to touch her or see her naked.

Assuming you are talking about who my child self would actually prefer, I think kid me would love Aqua, Pekora or Miko.

Now, if I were a father and I had to choose a holo to take care of my kids, I would pick Sora.

>>4090028

>YWN rest your head on Akis laps while she breastfeeds and jacks you off while calling you a good boy

It hurts anons....it hurts...

What´s with everyone saying Suisei, Noel and Akirose? I don´t know much about them, but the few times I have seem them they didn´t strike me as the shotacon type.

>>4092954
I don´t think Marine would actually do anything, she did say the only reason she did those things is because she hoped that, when those kids grew up and went through puberty, they would remember her as a hot onee-san.

She didn´t actually hope to do anything to elementary school boys, she wanted to be a teenge boy´s fantasy.

>>4094069
You're correct Suisei does not like shotas! She likes shounens!

>>4089964
you posted her

>>4090353
Oh yeah she would love it

>>4089964
Calli honestly, I wanna see her maternal side in full force and maybe if I'm good I can cuddle with her a bit...
Second choices would be Reine or Mio I think, for similar reasons

>>4094069
These fags dont know about the intense muscle fetish Akirose has.

Only Lamy.
LAMY LOVE
Or maybe Sora so I could just talk about stuff and chill with her. As I kid I autistically avoided other kids but loved talking with adults like her.

Subaru

>>4094069
Suisei is notorious for being a shounencon and vehemently denying liking shota. Then again, she also considers Detective Conan a shounen, so her definition is quite loose.

>>4089964
Haachama. I don't want to live as a shota.

>39 posts
>no Ame
that's why I don't put faith on posters in /vt/.
/jp/ know it much better.

>>4094971
No one cares about your basket case gremlin.

doesn't Noel play up the "shotacon" thing entirely as a bit? Some anons were saying she's not actually like that at all, which I find odd because she's quite good at playing that role

>>4094069
aki just exudes pure gf energy. maybe it's my twisted idea of gf, or a misplaced attraction to a handful of character traits that she reliably performs, or maybe I just like the way she's just kind of off. whatever it is, it's pure sex, and her voice makes it hard for me not to simp
>>4094661
>he doesn't want to get big regardless
anon . . .

>>4094999
Noel is uncomfortable around men, so it's difficult to imagine her as that type. I think it's because of her character design and voice.

>>4094971
She'd probably somehow get me killed, I'll pass on this one

>>4095044
I meant it more in the sense that Aki would probably brush off a kids awkward advances and laugh about it later with her friends.

>>4094994
I'm serious.
If you can remember what you wanted when you're a kid, you realize it's nothing but a babysitter like her.
You want some hot girl who let you molest her as much as you want, but that's because you're an adult now. When you're a child you always wanted someone who let you do things your mom wouldn't give permission..

>>4090105
flare is the kind of babysitter you have a crush on as a kid

>>4094971
She doesn't sounds like a great babysitter desu. Not bad but not good either.

>>4095119
>I'll pass on this one
That's what made you a 4chan poster.
If you had someone like her around you when you were a kid, you must have been a giga chad and in prison.

>>4093885
>Sora
You fell for the biggest trap

>>4095149
I could and would just come back in ten years, hand to God.

Mori because she would 100% rape me.

>being babysit by korone when you were a kid
>make videos talking about your experience on YouTube in like 2017
>getting trillion views on each video

>>4089964
If I weren't interested in sekkusu, Reine because she's a fun dork. Otherwise Marine

I am sure I'll be safe
right?

>>4094999
Correct, Noel is a brocon

>>4089964
[If you mean me got turned into a shota?]
>In a sexual context
Nenechi. Imagine how she laughs & having funs when we talk about something slightly vulgar but then later fumbles when it become even more naughtier. That's when my time to strike!
>In a non-sexual context
Gura. We probably arguing about who's more "childish" between each other.

[If you mean my past child self?]
>In a sexual context
Ehh...Either Matsuri or FBK. Naughty onne-chan who will gladly take responsibilities for making my pp hard.
>In a non-sexual context
Botan. She's a cool aunty who do cool things and not afraid of no one.

>>4089964
这个女孩太可爱了...

noel

>>4089964

>>4089964
Whatever one of them is into shotas with large cocks.

>>4094971
Ame is such a terrible babysitter

>>4089964
If i can make myself look like her brother then il pick Noel
If babysitting happens in their home il pick Marine, so I can fuck her sister

>>4096490
Stop... It still hurts...

Mori. She has to speak English if I'm going to be able to communicate with her, and Mori seems the most experienced in dealing with children among the English-speaking girls.

>>4091363
>young

>>4099660
>he doesn't have an elaborate fantasy world in his head where everyone is an omniglot
NGMI

How about Aqua or Shion

Calli, she's motherly and would get embarrassed and freeze if messed with.

She can show me her gacha roster and take advantage of the ensuing hard on.

It's a toss up.

Marine because she would wank my little peepee off before she gave me a nap.

Noel because she would bring the strict mommy vibes into the fray.

https://youtu.be/v-4-lEjRJOE

>>4090028
I agree.

Matsuri

>>4101221
I want to get spanked by Danchou

>>4090748
Depends. She likes them a little more mature. Around thirteen or so. Old enough to actually be able to impregnate her.

Though she'd build it up slowly. It'd take weeks to get to the point where you actually have a shot. Before then, it'd be bedtime handjobs and learning how your One-san feels like, with friendly encouragement from her.

>>4094069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPbiQtkPvKg
>>4093489
https://youtu.be/YM3OGGvvZww
>>4096287
That's not your babysitter, that's your mom.

>>4089964
Suisei or Matuli for sure.

>>4089964
Fubuki foxes piss when they are excited and i want to watch that

>>4089964
Either Watame or Nene.
Fubuki could also be really fun.

>>4093420
She's going to take you into the bathroom and give you experiences you'll be talking to a shrink about later on in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyvHbXf0k7M

>>4103052
Kiara doesn't seem like the type to do that to a shota. So far she restricts her fetishes to adults.

>>4101623
bedtime handjobs would be a huge step up from anything I got when I was 13.

>>4089964
which one would be most likely to molest me?

>>4103311
>So far she restricts her fetishes to adults.
Gura looks awfully young though and she offered to do it to her in that clip jokingly. Like she's gauging what her response would be.

>>4091530
>>4094999
>>4090341
Noel admitted that young boys arent her type, in fact, she says she prefers older men

This one please.

>>4104109
it depends whether youre applying it to the personality or the form.
hang if its the latter

Towa has the kind of "cool girl" appeal that would make me want to hang out with her. she's not, but that's even better

Pekora for the jorks

>>4103311
>So far she restricts her fetishes to adults.
Westerners have to or else they get cancelled. You can't even joke about that shit without a division of shock tranny troopers instantly descending on you like Indians on a picture of a naked female statue.

>>4104109
Fair point. I still wouldn't mind Kiara as a babysitter, but I'd be careful using the bathroom around her.

>When Fubuki and (you) start playing WWE

Suisei, and then I would dominate Anemachi while suichan is at work.

>>4089964
I say Lamy. She seems like a nice person.

>>4089964
Suisei because she probably will rape me

If those girls could read this they would be very upset

>>4101623
Sorry to break the fantasy, but Suisei has said that younger than 15 is no-go.

>>4105452
Why would I want that jobber when I could have a champ?

>>4089964
Mori but that's because I think she would be great.

>>4089964
maybe susei. i like watame personally, but she's like a babysitter for adults. susei sounds like she would be cool, and get me to do everything i need like brush my teeth, and play some games with me.

>>4100611
> Aqua has a panic attack the moment your parents leave the house
> Shion spends the whole time laying on the couch staring at her phone while you drink every chemical under the kitchen sink

>>4109802
15 is what she'll admit to live in front of thousands of people. Imagine what she's doing off-stream.

>>4105452

>WWE
>Not Mikos company
>Not even Stardom to keep the idol theme

>>4108256
Of course they would be, they'd be upset that there are so many shotas they missed out on babysitting.

>>4109802
She also said Conan is OK even though he's physically a prepubescent boy since he's older mentally. She's the female equivalent of the "she's actually a 600 year old vampire so I'm not a lolicon" guy.

>>4103052
What is it with germans and scat fetishes?

>>4116037
It's always been a part of their culture.

>>4090028
Baste taste

>>4116119
Why?

>>4117876
How do you answer that?

>>4089964

>>4117876
When the Germans lost the war, certain groups wanted them to be too degenerate and weak to ever rise up again. Thus Germany was turned into a type of porn hub for Europe.

>>4114047
to be fair a good amount of loli are just drawn like short women. when i see loli that's been drawn actually trying to go for the prepubescent look i'm actually disgusted. not even in an angry way, my body is just repulsed to the idea -- it's like a squishy hard to describe sensation in my head has no sexual nature, nothing of a woman's body, to me.
i can understand the loli who are really just short girls. i can't understand the prepubescent shit -- i can understand necrophilia better than that shit.

>>4118670
>a good amount of loli are just drawn like short women.

mmmmmmm no they aren't.

>>4118101
Anon, it didn't start with the World Wars.
Look up the writings of Martin Luther.

>>4104851
Pekora would play video games and ignore you the entire time.

>>4118728
Why are lolicons such massive copers? It's the same fucking arguments they make every single time someone calls them out. Like, niggers just admit it. Y'all are on 4Chan, nobody cares.

easy

>>4118059
Luna can barely babysit herself let alone anyone else.

>>4089964

Noel and it's not even goddamn close