/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

uoh flayon sex

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Reminder Flayon was a FUCKING MONKEY

>>41060819
Amen.

>>41060680
Remember when aruran showed up in a meme and she didn't know hisname lmao, if nothing else she's pretty shrewd about her audience.

do your reps

Very inconsiderate of management to rape Axel

You know what I just realized? I think over half of the fun I get from catching streams comes from interacting with other people.
A while ago Ina had a watchalong for that one Lovecraft movie with Nicholas Cage and I was in a chat room thing with other people watching it, I genuinely enjoyed hanging out with everyone more than watching Ina react to it. (the movie was pretty shit)
Same now with the Tempus boys, I enjoy watching them but I like "bonding" with strangers online over it a lot more.
When this thread isn't shit it's so much fun I'm almost addicted to it.

I think what I'm trying to say is that I like the Tempus boys, but I LOVE you.
Yes, you, the collective /MANS/ posters as well as each of you individually.

If you want to talk about the hololive girls, go to hololive global or any one of their splits.

Watching Risu Birthday steam totsu, Magni & Vesper bit with Risu was great.
>Do a Batman voice

>>41060819
Amen

First for altnowa cummies

quick Nowa is reading YOUR SC!
What did you say to him?

>>41060850
why are you crossposting this shit?

QUOTH THE RAVEN

>So my channel is gonna be for kids from now on, ok? But I say fuck them kids!
Based Aniki

>>41060853
Nah, Izuru hates gaijins, he can be with his JP fans

>>41060866
She didn't even do it

>>41060866
>DEATH
>okay you can just wear this hat
Everything went better than expected

>>41060856
sometimes shitposting in /MANS/ is more fun than the actual stream going on itself. love you fags

>>41060856
you should probably kill yourself fast

>>41060892
Five pregnant woman emotes

BETTEL LOVE

>>41060866
>Stole his family jewels.
Girl did Magni dirty.

Altare grooming machi and hakka LOVE

>>41060856
*chu*

>>41060856
tanks u 2

>>41060683
SHINRI LOVE AND SEX

>>41060819
AMEN

I propose >we hijack this thread and turn it into bizzaro /mans/. Funniest fucking thread I've ever read on this board

I MISS ALMOND I MISS ALMOND ALMOND LOVE I MISS ALMOND

>>41060892
>Uncle Nowa I lost my cat and I'm looking for him in the street, I hooked the stream up to a massive speaker, can you go ksksksksksksks for me real quick?

SPITING ON BETTEL AND KICKING HIM IN THE GUT!

>>41060859
What about Vesperina?

>>41060856
why are you spoilering ina?

Why does this general hate “nijiniggers”? What did they ever do to holostars?

please tempus gods keep us safe from current shit metas like geoguessr
amen

>>41060856
That's literally how life works in general nigger. Whether it's /MANS/ or a discord server or a forum you post in or your MMO guild or the regulars at a bar you go to every weekend or the niggers you play niggerball with, everyone enjoys being part of a group with a bunch of people who share some sort of common ground with you.

HAKKA
SEIZON CHUU

/MANS/ dont.... not this early...

>>41060966
yandere machi obsessed with yandere leader!

>>41061019
Almond and Altnowa is canceled sis
Magnoir won..

>>41060899
NEVERMORE

>>41061049
>zaion is a beggar
>her fans are beggars
pottery

Any gay porn?

>>41060683
Mama Love

There was no last thread on January 15th, 2023.

>>41061049
Oh btw I came because of this >>41057730

DO NOT

>>41060856
*chu~*

>>41060892
please stop reading SCs

>>41061049
its a holdover from this thread being created from /hlgg/ exiles so this thread pretends we have to hate niji for some reason

>>41061084
>sends the VG boys a dozen tweets
>gets one (1) reply

>6 months in
no podcast
>6 months in
no covers
>6 months in
no projects of any kind really

LAZY JOBBING LEADER

>>41061079
Almond will find comfort in each other when nowa ditches them both

>41061112
Go back

I KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH TEMPUS HAKKA HAS A HEART VIRUS IS GOING TO DIE AND SOMEONE IS GOING TO HAVE TO REVIVE HIM

You don't understand, I NEED Shinri's breast milk. I crave it constantly, and if I don't get my fix soon, I might do something drastic. The feeling of his holy ambrosia travelling down your throat is a feeling like no other. It's a feeling that will make you want to experience it over and over again and never get tired of it. Once it hits your tummy, you feel so full and satisfied that you don't want to consume anything else. I can't stop thinking about drinking his milk blissfully, without a care in the world, while he pets my head and praises me for it. I only want his milkies, I refuse to take any substitutions.

>>41061154
Run brother Axel's gonna get you

>>41061149
this is a /stars/ split with too many holofags

Hey... Hey Axel
play more JRPGS
grind some more
griiiiiinnnnnnddddd

I am going full schizo, doomer and menhera from that Axel's menshi. I am too invested in Holopro, help

shinri please do a gorilla zatsu or something i need medication

>>41061047
Didn't want people to get the impression I'm posting off-topic by mentioning Ina, in my mind spoilering her name suggests I'm aware bringing her up is out of place and that the rest of the post is not going to be off topic.
>Are you retarded?
ye
>>41061059
Sure, but you wouldn't expect it from not only a streamer's community (since streamers are supposed to be the parasocial thing, platonically or otherwise) but an anonymous community at that.

>>41060856
That’s why I did movie nights with friends and why I enjoyed Outer Wilds so much. Going through it and discussing it with friends was a blast. Shame I’ll never finish the DLC.
That being said who knew social creatures require social interaction.

>hardest worker in Tempus and their pillar of support according to Axel
>lives and breathes streaming, Tempus is his “everything” according to Magni
>boyfriend material, known for giving pep talks and listening to peoples problems, looked up to according to Flayon
>one of Hakka’s biggest inspirations
>loved by his senpais and communicates with them even without knowing Japanese
>made Kobo cry from happiness with his birthday gift

>>41061085
Holy fuck, FINALLY. Thanks, anon.

>>41061049
I don't like the Chinese government

>>41061193
you can cope and call it a /stars/ split but that thread had nobody in it

>>41060892
Hi Vesper! My dog just died can you say a little prayer for them?

>>41060929
Risu did it for the next caller, she tried her best...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WvTFjT8Fns

>>41061022
give it one more month so we have new boys meta

>>41060856

When Bettel revealed Jerrys skeleton, I wouldn't have had been laughing for 5 minutes straight if it wasnt for everyone spaming ''fuckin deadbeat'' lel

This day was peak Tempus, it's all downhill from here, we will never get another kino on this level.

Tempus LOVE!

>>41061158
>nowa ditches them both
Noir is literally one of the two reasons as to why he hasn't lost his mind yet. Magnation isn't enough to keep him tied down.

>>41061214
his voice is gay and annoying though

>>41061075
made for eachother~ i hope machi does a continuation of the drawing stream so we get more gushing about leader

>>41061214
still crazy to me that machi called him boyfriend material kek

>>41061278
based

>>41061221
you're welcome cute anon!

>>41061271
this was the stream that made me fucking gosling for him

>>41061214
LEADER LOVE

Anyone have some game recommendation?

axel pls fix your opsec

>>41061193
lol /stars/ didn't even want Tempus that's why /mag/ happened outside them and they were doomposting throughout debuts
/stars/ didn't do shit
t. /stars/anon

>>41061278
True

>>41061154
kys

>>41061214
Even though he's not my favorite I Tier 3 him anyway because of all the work he puts in. Altare is based.

>>41061049
It’s catalog holofags acting like bronies as usual

>>41061049
I am straight and Vox blowjob ASMR doesn't appeal to me, and the girls are either retarded/whores/retarded whores I only watched pomu play MGS then stopped watching
I hate the Chinese
The Niji CEO pumped and dumped his investors through an IPO scam
If you're a fan of Niji the merch sucks fat cock
Their generals makes this one look like a place for refined gentlemen to cut cigars and discuss geopolitics

>>41061273
Flay's feet don't reach the ground
uooooohhhh.......

>>41061214
My hardworking husband!

>>41061214
LEADER LOVE

>>41061214
don't jump, leader...

>>41061350
Axel has definitely seen this image, kek

We really should join /stars/ again

https://twitter.com/minaserioch/status/1614688532274241537

This groomer...

>Axel gets to fuck this every night in Japan

>>41061407
Couldn't put it better myself, thanks anon

Shinri has the ugliest model out of vg

I never guessed a thread on this board infested with faggots, fujos, yumes, brotuber enjoyers, pedos, beastiophiles, necrophiles, acrotomophiles, corprophiles, holofaggots, nijiniggers, numberfags, catalogfags, /pol/ fags, /mu/ fags, /tg/ fags, spics, gooks, niggers, indogs, aussies, and retards would end up being my favorite to frequent on /vt/.
I fucking love Tempus, bros/dishwashers.

>>41061440
The door is open, anon.

Why must /mans/ live in a constant orgy of /hlgg/ /cbdct/ /#/ /nijien/ and /ggg/ shitposters?

>>41061440
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.

>>41061440
*cums on you*

>>41060859
I love cunny

>>41060856
Love you (in a non homosexual way, don't wanna give any of the whores here any ideas) too bro.

>>41061440
READ NIGGA, READ
>>41060819

>>41061451
chupakka

>>41061475
*slurp*

A FUCKING TAKKITO?

>>41061464
jelly

mommy..daddy..

>>41061529
Hakka...

>>41061088
Please be in Connecticut, hooman.

>>41061464
yeah, me

>>41061464
Damn, gorillas look like that?!

So how are we overreacting if Vesper sounds completely normal in his membership stream?

>>41061488
Listing them all is just redundant. Just call em shitposters

>>41061529
I FUCKING HATE PURPLE HOLOS

>>41061407
>I hate the Chinese

Based and redpilled

>>41061464

thats her?!?! im now on board with the mating press

>>41061480
Are you calling our Fujo girls dishwashers? because I doubt most of them ever wash their dishes.
To quote the Fujo-chan x incel-kun fanfic;
>"Useless, absolutely useless, they were right, all you know is UberEats, charge your phone, writegayfics, post homosexually, eat deep-fried axolotl, and shitpost."

>>41061543
UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>41061488
shitposters will shitpost, regardless of the general

>>41061567
I miss that bitch's huge fucking curvy body goddamn

i think i might cum during machi's karaoke

>>41061154
>this mindbroke Axel
KEK

>>41061226
KEK

>holds on guys i have to tie my hair back
when shinri said this i kinda find it hot that some men let their hair grow out. must have good genes.

sucks that i just got into tempus hq 2 weeks ago and all of this is happening :/

>>41061214
Forgive me for what I'm about to say /MANS/ but I need to say it somewhere
Altare's hardwork pays off and you can see it with how he is the most beloved member of StarsEN. He has several debuffs compared to the other boys but he doesn't complain or whine or have a menhera breakdown over it. He puts on a smile and keeps streaming for us. That's why I still have faith that things will get better even if HQ is going through a menhera arc.

>>41061464
I don't get it

>>41061563
If he's totally normal then I'm going to assume Axel's problem has to do with management cracking down on original stream ideas/projects/handcams

>>41061372
t. Axel

I want to put Bettel into a deep fryer

>>41061610
i think i might cum inside machi's holes during the karaoke

So what's the top-3 most mentally ill Tempus members?

>>41061529
Why would he retweet this? Bro...

>>41061673
Me.

>>41061488
Just like how some generals aren't completely free of other corpo anons showing up from time to time, this one isn't either. You have to get used to it.

>>41061252
A prayer? Okay, okay. One. Two. Three. Manager san, please stop eating the vesties dogs. *GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
Amen.

>>41061673
(You)

>>41061673
altare magni vesper

>>41061673
Magni
Magmites
Me

>>41061440
please no it'll be flooded with ENs I want my JP boys

>>41061691
What's wrong with it?

>>41061709
KEK

>>41061529
>retweet
Do spic really?

I think Axel is actually the Zeta x Axel poster
He's pretty much inlove with the grey cat and zeta has a crush on him also

>>41060683
I bet Shinri is the numberfag
>tried to recreate Vesper's huge monetization with sauces
>gets his ass blasted by sauces and salt cause it didn't work

>>41061488
Because unfortunately /mans/ is the battleground for this year's culture war. It was the same when Luxiem debuted. Males entering the scene that was otherwise all female will always attract retards who want to push for their inclusion because "EVERYONE SHOULD BE FRIENDS AND SHOW IT ON STREAM!!!" and retards who think "MALE VTUBERS ARE ALL GROOMERS AND RAPISTS."
Fun stuff, I know. But you get used to it and eventually only bite bait that interests you. Like I'm doing right now.

>>41061663
Crunchy, you can even eat him with sauce know.

>>41061610
DON'T LEWD THIS CUTE CRAYON

why is /MANS/ getting hit with /rrat/ dox? im trying not to fap jfc she's hot.

>>41061529
Wow, Ina has a really weird way of eating an ice cream

>>41061360
So, as someone who wasn't at the time /mag/ was created, can you explain me that? is it true that this thread is half /hlgg/ and half /stars/ or it is just shitpost? I just wanna know this thread's lore better.

>>41061787
that's not her

>>41061748
axel hands posted this

>>41061709
BASED

>>41061737
is there even a thread up

Why doesn't Vesper make schedules anymore....
He's not graduating... right?

>>41061753
damn nigga i guess bettels a numbersfag too because he did a cooking handcam stream like magni

Axel woke up today, had a big gulp of milk, and got tumbly wumbly. He couldn't hide from his asian heritage of lactose intolerance forever.
No more cheese
No more choccy milk
no more strobry milk
it's over. it's all over

>>41061644
>puts on a smile and keeps streaming for us
so that's why we got "tinder talk" and "last Christmas" instead. naruhodo

>>41061753
Vesper is lightning in a bottle though, you can't just recreate that combination of extreme autism, volceldom, and schizo mentality into one boomer more than once

>Shinri liked this on Twitter
MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING

>>41061198
Seriously, I wish he just came out and said it. At first I thought it was a personal family emergency, but seems that's probably not the case. Feels more like it has to do with Tempus or possibly Holopro in general, but it's hard to tell. The other boys seem to still be active on twitter/popping into streams as normal but who knows.

Going to hope Vesper's menshi brings some reassurance or sheds more light.

>>41061817
hes just lazy no graduation

>>41061748
Anonchama your meds....

He's probably that anon who likes to share art aniki just retweeted

>>41061779
https://files.catbox.moe/t9r2lg.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/6jvbr8.jpg

>>41061488
>>41061488
Because the jannies are chumcucks and holotrannies. They literally encourage shitposting here.

>>41061673
(You)
Me
Her

>>41061820
>no more strobry milk

So...is Magni having a crisis about turning 30?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EOV_dUlnQg

>>41061863
Couldn't have said it better myself

>>41061837
he HATES us...

>Cover was unhappy with the entire branch' performance overall and they're ALL getting canned

>>41061787
That's just some rando kek

>>41061797
Because (to me) HQ is primarily brotubers, I enjoyed them from before debut with the memes. Since I only watch Holos, I came over from /hlgg/. I still browse /hlgg/.

>>41061927
he loves the vesties he just hates working aieee

>>41061835
that would be the best stream from both vesper and shinri but sadly its not gonna happen

>>41061826
I mean, we also got his goofy Santa Baby cover in the same stream, so...

Bettel is the best thing that's happened to this company

>>41061835
>Shinri is the original vestie

>>41061644
Leader really got you guys all brainwashed huh, i guess its called the Cultare for a reason.

>>41061863
Stop shitposting anon.

>>41061957
Are you from the future anon?

please Vesper, or Shinri if youre here consider doing zatsu collabs. I need to hear both of your voices at the same time.

What is he sucking on?

>>41061198
I renewed my Vesper membership to get even a crumb more info about the situation I'm also going doomer about it

>>41061885
turning 30 ain't so bad

>>41061934
>they debuted a whole gen. months before
>

>>41062036
Vesper is very autistic when it comes to focusing on a task on screen. you will likely not hear anything except about what he'll be drawing tonight sorry to say

Will they do tiered memberships?
I hope they don't I can't afford another round of ars member

>>41062013
hey axel has a good point there, no need to say he's brainwashed

>>41061198
w-what happened

>>41062027
leader's cock

>>41061885
do people really just randomly take pictures of others? I'm glad I don't have friends

>>41062014
Nta but if it ever happened, it would have to be pre-recorded. There's no way they would publicize their current location like that.

>>41062089
>cant afford ARS menshi
this is a level of poorfag i have never seen before

>>41062013
>managed to brainwash everyone he works with into loving him too
i love him even more now?!

>>41061198
Steam your graduation from this mortal realm soon

>>41062107
If you're friends? Absolutely. Random strangers? Absolutely not.

>>41061985
you need to be 18 to post on this website

>>41061885
In 10 years I'll be 40 and kill myself then

>>41062120
They add up mang

>>41061885
>30
He should be worried, people that old are so weird and embarrassing to be around! He should be put in a retirement home as soon as he hits that age!

>>41061797
this place is an amalgamation of multiple threads, we didn't go to /stars/ because it'll override the starsJP talk

>>41062147
Cope harder, Altare

>>41062120
Didn't they patch that or something?

>>41062128
how does he do it?

>>41061797
>is it true that this thread is half /hlgg/ and half /stars/
It's true... well, kinda, /stars/ and /hlgg/ used /mag/ to make fun of the boys, then memes happened, began to like the boys (minus Altare for a while) and everyone stayed for the ride

>>41061797
It's a bunch of oldfags from /jp/ who watches HoloPro, who coincidentally in July last year were in /stars/ and /hlgg/, making a thread because Tempus was criminally underdog. Then anons from all over the place came by to visit, especially the drawanons.
It was not /stars/ and /hlgg/ of July 2022, because during that time /stars/ was full of Discordkiddies doomposting Tempus and /hlgg/ was mental illness prime. Both thought Tempus was just NijiEN.

>>41062179
>not magni

>>41062179
leader is a zoomer, he probably loves the clown himself

>>41061837
Ya, he is too lazy to graduate.

>>41062152
FUCKING BASED

>>41062152
Turkanon...

>>41061863
some anon posted a screenshot where anyone complaining about the chumspammer was getting banned, while gura posters were ignored.

>>41062159
RAPE

>>41062152
This truly is Tempus and Gura general...

>>41062148
I wasn't self-concious about being in my 30s until i watched Inside

>>41062235
nah
that's just the cheapest premium region I can get my VPN to work on
they increased ARS premium

>>41062189
It was never ironic for me, /mag/ happened while the roommate rrats reached /stars/, by that point everyone was on board and hoping it was him. Only /hlgg/ children thought we were being ironic because they're zoomers not used to genuinely having fun.

>>41062152
Kebabanon..

Sigh time to reread those bunny altare fics again

>>41062250

also an oldfag, what is Inside, should i watch it?

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1614704344020000769
That is fuckin teetee

>>41062194
Speaking for myself, I was a board lurker who didn't really post in any general because this board is really mentally ill and I didn't want to engage with it. /mag/ was different though, and the OC was great so when it turned into /MANS/ I ended up staying.

t. vestie

>>41061952
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATES US

>>41062174
But stream overlaps override each other sometimes
Can we get 8 threads for each boy?
I want a vesties thread with mass hallucinations of Vesper zatsus. That was a fun thread

>>41062152
BASED CHUMTEMPUS

>>41061837

>>41062201
Oh he definitely loves the clown. Having him around makes Altare look suave and competent by comparison.

i'm glad this thread exists. you don't see a niji mention or a nijipost ever in these threads and that makes it 100% better than most boys threads.

wait, are the hq 2pair off collabs getting canned?

>>41062152
What does she have in common with them. I don’t understand.

>>41062310
just so you guys know
they yes I am a chumbud, and yes I bake a lot of threads, and yes I do watch tempus
I am not the avatar fag

>>41062303
nothing is stopping you from making them, just create one and see if there's interest

>>41061852
Damn the lewds are ugly so far. When are we gonna get more quality lewds of him?

>>41062333
Vesper graduated after sexually assaulting an old woman on top of Mt Fuji

>>41062159
You first, Machina X Flayon.

>>41062296
A special/indie film of a comic Bo Burnham. You can watch it on netflix

>>41062333
Looks that way

>>41062296
Bo Burnham special, lazer-targeted at middle-millenials. More depressing than funny.

>>41062328
not really its just full of holonigger spam instead

>>41062303
not as bad as if /stars/ is full of Tempus only
>spliting
thou shalt not

>>41062258
which VPN do you use?

>>41062297
Magni better watch out

>>41061797
this place is made up of people exiled from /hlgg/ which is funny since /hlgg/ started as a group of exiles from /hlg/

>>41062361
that old woman? me

>>41062361
That hag was Korone. Vesper got knocked the fuck out

>>41062416
PIA
it's kind of meh

>>41062356
Well i'm assuming the anon who made Tempus koi cards is making Vanguard koi cards(Hey if you are here and wanna confirm then please do so) So when we get those some solo and gay stuff with him will be nice

>>41062356
shota lews >>>>>>>>femboy lewds

>>41062413
>/hlg/
what is that and what's the difference with /hlgg/?

>>41062336
You can enjoy more than one kind of streamer anon...

>>41061756
Found the one from /hlgg/

>>41062297
CHUPADOBROS, SEASON 2????

>>41062345
stop crying over a baker, nigger, it's becoming pathetic at this point

>>41060683
Can I meditate myself into a 2 year coma? I need to skip some shit. I hate pain, so I can't kill myself

what level of parasocial are you on right now and why /mans/?
>at least 6
>he feels like the only stable thing left in my life

>he calls it /hlgg/, instead of /hlg/
newfag behavior
but no one even remembers this anymore.

>>41062512
we're all thread makers
he's just an avatarfag trying to become a thread personality, in fact I believe I'm talking to him right now.

>>41062333
Imagine being their manager, hearing these two shitheads want to do a drunk handcam, and not canning it. You should kill yourself instead.
I swear if it were Mag and Altare only they'd give the go.

>>41062467
ask /hlgg/

BETTEL SHOULD BE FORCE FED A STRICT DIET OF TEMPUS CUM

>>41061488
Shitposters ride the catalog, retard. They'll be anywhere they can bait.

>>41062484
I have to imagine it's twitterfags with their brainrot thinking everything has to be a culture war thing. I like BFE, I like male chuubas and I like cross gender collabs. I just don't have any particular interest in forcing any of the three categories to completely succumb to the other. All of those things can exist, beggars are the scum of the earth.

>>41062467
I tried to help you but you are actually so new my spoonfeeding didn't even work

>>41062528
Based fellow old fag, I was there too

>>41062556
TOT

>>41062333
>hey, you know that idiot dingo who managed to fuck his opsec every turn?
>how about a drunk stream?!

>>41062484
I wish I had enough disposable income to subscribe to multiple streams.
Buying a house was a mistake.

do you think magni would be willing to bottom. i know he is bi but he only seems to be into femboys. i want to dick him down so bad

>>41062512
no one likes avatar fags especially off topic ones

>>41062556
Well Shinri has already gotten the lock on all the Flayon shota cum so he's gonna have to get some from the rest of the boys

>>41062484
A-Anon…absolute based

>>41062605
ars member then, do you know how much 50 ars is in USD?
google it

>>41062548
If all the fuss was just because management canned Axel and Vesper’s drunk handcam stream I’ll laugh.

>>41062516
I don't get parasocial.

>>41062587
kek donmai anon

OK I’ll bite, what is this newest round of doomposting about? is it something serious or is it dramaniggers being dramaniggers again?

>/mans/ talking about schizo fujo shit, and /hlgg/
>/hlgg/ talking about dill pickles

>>41062528
what does the extra g stand for i never notice they added it because i refuse to leave this general
hololive global general? whats the point hololive global works fine

>>41062467
It's like the difference between /stars/ and /mans/

>>41062625
whoa mama

Why is /MANS/ talking about hololive again?

>>41062587
ye, I came here when Council debuted orz

>>41062625
Well shit.
Guess I gotta make a VM purely for watching membership streams

>>41062642
both, it's clearly serious but we have no details, anyone doomposting is a dramanigger

>>41062606
why not make him bottom unwillingly

>>41062642
Something behind the scenes probably with perms and projects that are being pushed back or cancelled, the usual stuff

>>41062613
I desperately need Shinri to collab with Bettel because wholesome himbo doting on his neurotic fuckup clownboy is perfection.

>>41062558
Why do they do this? Wouldn't it be more fun to watch streams and enjoy content rather than focus on things you hate and getting reactions out of strangers?

>>41062696
nah
that's the good thing about google and youtube subscription
you only need VPN while paying for it

>>41062682
You know it, the usual

>>41062669
Wait so i can member everyone(all 8) for like 2euros?

>>41062682
Becaus >WE like Hololive here most of the time.

>>41062669
>whoa mama
I fucking died, thanks anon

>>41062649
WHERE IS THE FUJO SHIT WHERE IS IT ANON

>>41061852
>When you draw with one hand on your dick

slurp slurp

>>41062152
>>41062484
Nice, now go post it on /hlgg/

>>41062740
then go to /hlgg/ this is a tempus general

>>41062467
>an actual newfag
/hlg/ is /stars/ if they actively hate their EN counterpart

>>41062768
GROWLLLLL

I’M GOING TO RAPE THE LITTLE PURPLE BIRD AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME

>>41062642
Ask Axel. He's to blame and he's here anyway.

>>41062769
I've never been in hlg
I've only ever posted in /hololive/

>41062642
>OK I’ll bite
I'll bait*, fixed it for ya.

>>41062740
Ironically saying WE doesn’t make your statement any less retarded.

>>41062750
I'll bite

>>41062152
>4.91 USD a month total
lol

>>41062740
I like Saionji Mary and this is the first time I've ever said her name in this thread since the first /mag/. ENholofags are just subhuman monkeys who can't behave, it has nothing to do with liking things.

>>41062792
Thus but altare

>>41062735
>you only need VPN while paying for it
How is google so incompetent

Finally, I'm the last native tempura

>>41062484
>More girls than tempus
Holobeggars contribute nothing kek

>>41062682
this is a hololive thread

>>41062769
Yeah I don't think so, that place is shit

I want leader to coddle flay more till he gets addicted to him

>>41062883
I can’t wait to see how they collab together honestly…

>>41062774
>>41062830
>>41062844
You asked
You cared
I love you to baby

>>41062840
I can make more on survey websites...

>slurp

>>41062907
nice nipples

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1614707215184584712
Hakka, not you...

>>41062883
how many private gaming sessions did those two have to be so close ToT

Hakká, el exterminador de demonios

>>41062152
>$5 a month
LMAO
WHAT A BARGAIN

Wasn’t the point of fujoposting to repel /hlgg/ tourists? Why are they still derailing this thread again?

>>41062931
He sounded like a werewolf controlling his beast instinci because he didn't want to kill his friends.
Like Legosi...

>>41062942
Cotorrito~

ITS OVER FUCK

>>41063013
HE HATES US

>>41062839
>>41062907
i love these ones

>>41062866
This place only allows one image at a time anon... Also I only mem to EN and ID and there's only 4 Stars with open memberships right now, not my fault

>>41062992
I'm a /mans/ originalfag here, I browse /hlgg/, and I'm immune to fujoshit.

>>41062942
holy fucking based

>>41063013
he does this all the time on sunday

>>41062992
saving it for the collab tonight

LEADER CANCELLED HIS STREAM AAAAIIIIEEEEE

>ctrl f /hlgg/
>23 matches

>>41062243
based gura meido

>>41062992
I just do it because I'm a fujo. If it helps to repel tourists, all the better.

>>41063013
no...

I bet that any of you have Magnolia lewds

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1614708801113817088?s=20
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1614708801113817088?s=20
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1614708801113817088?s=20
ITS OVER

>>41063013
Lazy streamer... I'm joking please don't come over at 3AM

>>41063013
HE'S GRADUATING

>>41063070
Why is orochimaru licking naruto's nipples...

>>41063089
no...NOOOOOo

>>41062992
meidos seem to be cutting down on fujos but spare chumcucks and other holofags

>>41061637
There's no "all of this" it's just /MANS/ shitposting and concernfagging, this is coming from someone who does get unreasonably worried- but I know that I'm probably worried about nothing so I just whine a bit and then move on. Unless you mean the thread being full of shit posters in which case just wait and it will fade out eventually

>>41063046
Yeah, Sunday he just seems to decide based on whether he's feeling it or not.

Wow this izakaya stream with Nowaxel is so good. I need more of this. Why is Nowa in JP again, Cover business?

>>41062992
Because our fujos are constantly being banned.

>>41063099
too late :3

>>41063105
He got bored with Sasuke because he didn't moan loud enough.

>>41062826
I literally JWU and missed everything jackass

>Impossibly smooth tummy
>Cute bratty, sassy personality
>Pilots a mecha
Wyell? Nyes or nyo?

>>41063013
It’s Sunday, he takes it off a lot. He deserves a good rest.
Poor timing though kek

>>41061637
/MANS/ was doomposting when VG was revealed and they turned out fine, this is just standard protocol

why even add more chuubas if they keep using the same timeslots? omega, please think of the latam fags...

>>41063148
No fucking idea I'm a tourist

>>41062361
Kronii isn't old, just low energy ok

>>41063148
Running away from the arranged marriage

>>41063148
Personally apologizing to Yagoo for calling him a bitch ass nigga last month

>>41063148
He's a missionary

>>41063168
Nyes please!
Hope he gets cat ears in his outfits at some point

>>41063179
who?

>>41063089
It's so over...

remember at the dawn of vtubing
when vtuber threads were posted on /tv/ and on /v/?
and then they became a thing on /jp/
individual threads
and then niji threads
all these small corpo threads
and then indie threads
and western vtubers got kicked into /trash/ because they're not jp

then they made hololive and corralled everyone into that thread to save /jp/
and then the bump limit got kicked up to 1500 because a new thread would be made so fast it flushed the entire board away

back then they called themselves the hololive thread, no general, because it was a general, it's the hololive thread, and only new fags called it a general

and then EN debuted, and then global popped up, because /jp/ hololive is for jp only
so global was made, people called global hlg, because that's what they are, still not a general, because only new fags called them general
and then at this point is when new fags also started shitting on the stars, but they're still part of the thread, and there was peace
but the newfaggots in hlg started calling themselves a general hence /hlgg/, something only newfags would say, and the newfags started calling the hololive threads /hlg/, then some time later, holostars made their own threads and then /stars/ was born, and then we split from them, and now we're here /MANS/

>>41063173
Hi, enjoy your stay, check out this stream too.

>>41063180
>>41063182
>>41063195
Thanks Axels

What do you call the Shiny Spicy + Raven unit? These are my boys.

i like all of the tempuses but if its my oshi who is graduating i don’t think i could support any of the rest any longer

>>41063179
Her tits sag. She's old

>>41063237
not reading that

but I saw you call people who call /hlg/ /hlgg/ newfags, so based

>>41063169
the doomposting has to be funposting or tourist who don't watch him anyway

>>41063171
Latam fans either don't have money or their currency is broken
Y lo digo de primera mano

>>41063237
And that's how we became the Brady Bunch.

>>41062907
This was drawn by a women - the nipples are not where they are supposed to

I'm simultaneously excited for Monopoly bantz and dreading the rampant shitposting that comes with every co-ed holo collab.

>>41063260
If leader graduates I am just going to drop holostars entirely and I don't watch females so I guess I would just be dropping holopro

>>41063237
Hello my fellow historian oldfag who's been here from the beginning.

>>41063313
donmai the shitposting, it's fun watching the the unicucks seethe collectively

Do I even want to know why everyone is doomposting about graduations?

>>41063260
That's fair, things are never the same. also don't feel bad if you can't get into your oshi himself in a different environment.

>>41063313
What time is that stream?

>>41062737
Basically, a 5USD membership is 35cents in ARS

Everyone's doomposting just because theyre getting more restrictive on permission autism
Tbh I don't blame them but I also feel like it is partially Axel's fault too and that's why he feels like shit

>>41063168
Nyes, if his next outfit doesnt have cat ears, his mam failed him

>>41063237
The touhous...

>>41063330
Good! Bye!

>>41063237

>>41063364
>but I also feel like it is partially Axel's fault too
is it really

>>41063237
You skipped the kana Stars thread, and Roberu's story in /jp/. The latter can shine light on how it all came into /mans/ after 2 years.

>>41063354
in 6 hours assuming no delays

>>41063237
the 2hus...

>>41063313
I usually just return to the threads after a day