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>> No.40871090

hi!!!!!

>> No.40871094

RANK IS SHIT BECAUSE SHE TOOK ALOT OF DAMAGE

>> No.40871110
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>>40871062
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.40871121

SHINY SPICY LOVE

>> No.40871126

>Gets Ciel hit
Lmao

>> No.40871149

>2d6 is OP

>> No.40871154

>>40870983
Machitroons.....

>> No.40871162

>DND autismo tangent
holy fuck this stream is great, these two are great

>> No.40871168

every time flayon does the BBLBLBLBL noise when he messes up a line, i want to rape him

>> No.40871173
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>> No.40871176

Eh, B is not bad.

>> No.40871182

>>40871110
Where is the commandment about changing the general's name?

>> No.40871194

>>40871168
Noise he makes when choke on dick

>> No.40871198

Bettel....

>> No.40871204

>>40871062
Live:
>Altare and Axel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aYVJlsLR60
>Flayon Megaman ZX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70IZsTf4kEY

Upcoming Streams:
>Bettel Gettin' Over it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o08_Wdszi9U
>Hakka Baba is You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6EAWwa7zA
>Shinri Within Skerry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quH9-jvwEc0
>Magni Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttB17WuN9n4

>> No.40871206
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God i love the zero series so much bros, sweet sweet nostalgia

>> No.40871208

>>40871182
It didn't survive the move

>> No.40871211

>>40871162
shiny spicy is a great bro duo

>> No.40871228

Alice>>>>>>Regina

>> No.40871233

Altare and Axel are the blueprint for what Stars EN should be. Vanguard needs correction (no, not that kind) towards what these two are putting forward.

>> No.40871250
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Magni wished Mouse a Happy Birthday

>> No.40871266

Is there Magic in Elysium?
Just realized none of the members use Magic, the closes thing is Alchemy

>> No.40871273

NO WAY FAG

>> No.40871274

Magni sent a video into Ironmouse's birthday thing.

>> No.40871284

>bettel is the stay at home wife

>> No.40871287

I like Machina's Zero voice. Pretty close to what I think of.

>> No.40871291

so which members of tempus browse /mans/?

>> No.40871292

"Retire"

>> No.40871296

>>40871198
What.... Don't tell me...

>> No.40871303

>>40871233
explain

>> No.40871310

I can't wait for Shiny Smily Love to be a real song

>> No.40871321

>>40871291
All of them

>> No.40871323

watch /mans/, X is gonna force you to retire early

>> No.40871329

>>40871233
Altare and Axel are the less interesting of the original 4.

>> No.40871338

>>40871233
I'm glad you're not part of their team then kek

>> No.40871340
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>>40871204
soon

>> No.40871346

>>40871284
more like stay at home bang-maid

>> No.40871351
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>>40871250
>>40871274
epic

>> No.40871352

>>40871250
>>40871274
thats cute ill check it out after the streams

>> No.40871361

>>40871266
I think hakka has something similar to it because exorcist

>> No.40871363

A real Intifag wouldve been past Aztec Falcon by now on after having had this section of the game beaten into their heads.

>> No.40871368

>>40871266
Does exorcism count as magic

>> No.40871371
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>>40870953
vesties are finally getting annoyed with the stealth SC reading streams about damn time too.

>> No.40871375

>>40871204
based thanks anon

>> No.40871380

>>40871266
Vesper uses magic, while it can't be seen in their manga page. he actually can

>> No.40871384

>>40871310
Shiny Spicy Memories

>> No.40871399

>>40871371
Click on my link, that's not what I'm talking about.

>> No.40871402

X is going to force Flayon to retire

>> No.40871407

>>40871266
Magni, Vesper, Hakka do. Shinri embues his arrows with magic.

>> No.40871422

>>40871291
all of them at varying levels of frequency

>> No.40871433

>>40871291
Me. Go figure

>> No.40871456

>>40871399
just the usual youtube bots. you'll find them in any popular video/streams with above average ccv.

>> No.40871460

>>40871233
No, you need a diverse set of talents. As much as I love Axel and how blunt he is I wouldn't want another talent to be like that. The VG boys are on a good path and I'm excited to see what happens when the reigns come off.

>> No.40871470

>>40871433
Magni?

>> No.40871469

>>40871433
Bettel...

>> No.40871484

>>40871399
Just the latest YT spam scam, report it.

>> No.40871485

>>40871399
>>40870953
Those are scambots

>> No.40871490

What the fuck is a cyber elf

>> No.40871492

>>40871384
Yeah I fucked up

>> No.40871498

>>40871310
>>40871384
man, I want Shiny Spicy Memories to be an actual thing so bad...

>> No.40871508

>>40871433
Vesper....

>> No.40871539

What the fuck is wrong with this manager...

>> No.40871556

>You know when you stab someone?

>> No.40871561

kek

>> No.40871567

Think about it real hard, guys

>> No.40871568

>>40871266
Vesper? Isn't he essentially the mage of the first party?

>> No.40871581

>>40871291
Vesper, Altare and Hakka

Axel is retarded, Magni is a Tumblr person, Bettle is reddit.
I haven't figured Machi and Shinri out yet.
But Machi seems too zoomer and Shinri too lgbt.

>> No.40871584

>>40871556
HE WAS THE ONE WHO STABBED VESPER

>> No.40871591

what classes do you want to join tempus?

>> No.40871594

ToT axel facefucking

>> No.40871607

>>40871568
He's not that kind of wizard

>> No.40871622

>>40871591
anything but a healer

>> No.40871627

Aren't bread knives not that sharp?

>> No.40871641

To be fair, I also didn't know how to use the Elfs when I played the first time

>> No.40871652

>>40871591
me

>> No.40871657

>>40871591
Lich

>> No.40871659

>>40871568
He is just a scholar. He throws books in battles

>> No.40871663

Going the entire game with a cyber elf was the intended way, but using elves made the game easier, at the expense of rank.
Future games did eventually give you exceptions to the rule.

>> No.40871672

>>40871591
A Noble.

>> No.40871677

>>40871266
Hakka is an exorcist. That has to require some kind magic.

>> No.40871680

>>40871627
Large serrated teeth

>> No.40871698
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FLAYON I KNOW YOU ARE /here/ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU CAN PUT ON WHATEVER VOICE YOU WANT WITH ME

>> No.40871708

Altare and Axel are LITERALLY 13 years old.

>> No.40871718
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>>40871591
Like a classic mage wizard guy.

>> No.40871732

>>40871591
monk
anything but a healer unless he is a tired doctor type

>> No.40871733

>>40871591
Monster tamer

>> No.40871734

HERE COMES THE FILTER BOSS
GET REAAADY

>> No.40871738

>>40871591
Any of the religious classes

>> No.40871742

>>40871677
We have real life exorcists, do they look like they use magic? Hakka is a phony like them

>> No.40871763

"a forum"

>> No.40871767

>>40871568
He's a wizard, uses a magic tome. Magni's probably more innate magic

>> No.40871774

Flayon is going to get fucked kek

>> No.40871780

Magni likes playing healer and he's already a slut.
Missed opportunity.

>> No.40871784

>got mad about someone on a forum telling him to get good at this boss
kek

>> No.40871786

>>40871734
I hate how I can't tell who you're liveposting for

>> No.40871801

Bro this voice acting is legit

>> No.40871806

>never trust me

>> No.40871803
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>>40871698

>> No.40871819

>>40871708
ToT

>> No.40871821

Flayon tried to cheese, got owned

>> No.40871833

>pin him, fuck him!
ToT

>> No.40871861

>Flay got told "get gud" by an MMZfag on "a forum".
The life of an MMZfag, truly.

>> No.40871870

>>40871250
Fuck I missed it

>> No.40871875

>>40871786
Megaman Zero's Aztec Falcon

>> No.40871884

>>40871591
Next gen will be Beast Tamer, Thief, Berserker and Merchant

>> No.40871885

>>40871291
We already know that Altare browse fans Discord so he probably take a look here & there.
Vesper because duh. Maaaybe Bettel.
But I won't be surprise given how much they're hated here, many either nope the fuck out and don't even bother to begin with.

>> No.40871893

SHINY SPICY is such a good duo name.
What were the others again? (is Dick 'n Balls the canon duo name for Magni and Axel?)

>> No.40871909

>>40871698
This is so real

>> No.40871969

He got good

>> No.40871972

LETS GO BOYO!

>> No.40871973

>>40871893
Kintama bros is the name they use the most

>> No.40871974

HE DID IT

>> No.40871975

>>40871591
I was built to be a healer from birth.

>> No.40871992

>>40871893
Magni and Axel is Kintama bros

>> No.40871997

The clutch whoa

>> No.40872010

>>40871591
I always wanted a mech pilot and thankfully we got one! (he also fulfils other things I wanted)

>> No.40872012

>>40871591
>Gunslinger.
>Ranger.
>Paladin.
>Cleric.
>Shaman.
>Mage,Sorcerer, or Warlock.
>

>> No.40872013

>shinri comforting axel through a horror game
i'd love to see that actually

>> No.40872016

Flayon's wavy hair is fun to watch move around

>> No.40872020

>>40871885
>But I won't be surprise given how much they're hated here, many either nope the fuck out and don't even bother to begin with.
The thread itself is insanely civil and actually gives decent advice from time to time. If you're smart and filter a bit it's extremely helpful.

>> No.40872030

cringekino

>> No.40872038

>>40871291
just mane san, and he doesn't find anything interested here

>> No.40872070

Yes, it is possible to go through the game without ever getting the thunder chip if you just continued the game without beating the disposal center.
This game allowed such a future to happen, which was cool.

>> No.40872077

>>40871591
Gunslinger.

>> No.40872087

>>40872038
Gorimane my oshi...

>> No.40872092

>>40871893
Kintama bros for Magni and Axel
Mugni for Vesper and Magni
Also Almond is not really a canon name and started as a shipname but i would have nothing against Altare and Magni using them, it fits perfectly for the lactose intolerant brothers

>> No.40872095

>>40871591
Beastmaster, Healer, Thief, Dark Knight

>> No.40872097
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>>40871893
Best part about Shiny Spicy is it was approved by Sora herself
Kintama bros is the duo name yeah

>> No.40872107

>>40871884
I hope one of them is a camel or elephant rider...

>> No.40872108

>>40871591
Femboy/trap healer.

>> No.40872106

>>40871591
We need one who uses katana and play sekiro

>> No.40872121

shrek is life reference from altare…

>> No.40872133

i forgot machi was actually practicing off stream to look cool on stream why are you so fucking cute https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1613075679213502464?s=20

>> No.40872138

>C
>slowpoke
Yup his rank is only gonna keep dropping from here.
Not like getting A ranks did anything but make the game tougher in this one.

>> No.40872145

>>40871591
bard but jester is kind of similar

>> No.40872161

>>40871062
His drawings are so cute. Can he get even more adorable? hnnng

>> No.40872169

>>40871885
The thread is ok. The catalog...is another story

>> No.40872196

>>40872097
Wasn't her the one that gave them the name to begin with?

>> No.40872198

>>40871591
Young 30's Paladin guy.

>> No.40872204

>>40872108
Flay already fullfils that role, he heals you by sucking your dick

>> No.40872215
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>>40872020
Civil by 4chan standards. Not by normie internet standards.

>>40871291
If I had to wager, only Vesper comes here with any frequency. Bettel strikes me as a channer, but I can't say for certain, just a sixth sense.

>> No.40872244

>>40871591
>Bar(d)barian.

>> No.40872254

You guys remember that time where vesper and magni got drunk and did karaoke

>> No.40872253

flayon read my comment
I can die now

>> No.40872275

>>40872204
No, im the one who sucks his dick

>> No.40872296

>>40872254
magnoir off collab week...i miss it..

>> No.40872302

>>40871204
i like this new anon

>> No.40872306

>>40872253
*plays funeral music*

>> No.40872313

salty boy

>> No.40872322

>>40872254
Imagine being Vesper and getting to slap Magni's ass

>> No.40872345

>>40872275
Gentlemen, gentlemen. Why not both?>>40872296
It was real cinema
>>40872322
He is so lucky and I will be jealous for life probably.

>> No.40872352

>>40872322
he's such a whore he's already moved onto grooming Bettel....poor Magni was nothing but an ass to grab

>> No.40872353

So why did no one talk about "Shining divorce" from Altare?

>> No.40872360

JOBBERS

>> No.40872373

Jobbers...

>> No.40872381

>Shiki x Sakuya
Wow that's nostaslgic

>> No.40872386

>>40872353
he’s just like that

>> No.40872387

>>40871591
White mage, but not a cheerful genki boy who just wants to help everyone, he has to be a jaded angry MMO white mage who's sick of wrangling these tards and having to keep their dumb asses alive

>> No.40872389

altare, axel and flayon all died at the same time KEK

>> No.40872429

SHINY SPICY LOVE

>> No.40872438

>>40872389
Jobber’s guild…

>> No.40872485

>>40872215
>Civil by 4chan standards. Not by normie internet standards.
Honestly, even by normie standards it isn't bad. It's not a hug box but it's not a box of negativity either. If they want honest and healthy criticism this is one of the extremely few places to go for it. Thank god you faggots are actually chill and helpful most of the time.

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axel considering skipping ARR thank god

>> No.40872496

>>40872196
Kinda? Axel misremembered the song Shiny Smiley Story as Shiny Spicy Story

>> No.40872497

Can he not do a good charge shot?

>> No.40872500

>>40871718
Expanding on this, I think it'd be hella funny if he was super good at games. Like he goes "Abra kadabra!" and then pulls an ace in valo or something

>> No.40872534

>>40872196
no.

>> No.40872535

>>40872497
He can do a partial charge, also he is using swap controls, meaning he is unable to charge blade and the buster at the same time.

>> No.40872555

>might fall into a lobster..
Cute retard

>> No.40872558

>>40872389
Axel didn't die

>> No.40872562

>>40872497
Zero 1 has a stupid xp system for different moves

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>> No.40872608

I wish Altare could get drunk with the boys so fucking bad. Why is god so cruel.

>> No.40872624

AH YES, THIS BOSS WAS A BITCH TOO.

>> No.40872657

Megaman = Sonic
Zero = Shadow
Axl = Silver

>> No.40872660
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>>40872535
>unable to charge blade and the buster at the same time.

>> No.40872662

>>40872608
Because Altare refuses to dip his tongue into alcohol

>> No.40872694

>>40872558
oh ok i thought he did because he also screamed in pain

>> No.40872717

>>40872657
>Megaman instead of X

>> No.40872719

>>40872608
Korean who can't drink, that's tragedy

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>>40871591
since mecha israel i want to be a monk punchy magical mechamusume

>> No.40872730

This MH stream makes me want to reinstall World and become a sweaty bow user again

>> No.40872746

>>40872608
someone's gotta be the sober friend

>> No.40872758

>>40872662
Women might be able to take advantage of him if he was drunk, the very idea of it makes him sick.

>> No.40872777

>>40872730
Do it, who wants to play Rise anyway

>> No.40872845
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>He jobbed the mission

>> No.40872850

Altare…..

>> No.40872856

>>40871591
healer (cute)
gunslinger
some kind of dark knight maybe

>> No.40872857

>he is now remembering he lost all the levels, then beat the missions he wasn't allowed to lose.
OH BOY

>> No.40872868

>>40872777
I actually haven't kept up with Rise, but I assumed they would have just built off of World and made a better game

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Fuck sorry I might need to drop Flayon Those moans and screams are reawakening my desire for shota/trap doujinshis and my dick can hold out so much

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Holo for this feel?

>> No.40872915

>>40872875
Weak.

>> No.40872920

Stop jobbing you bratty child!

>> No.40872941

>>40871581
Magni referenced El Chupado
>>40871591
Shaman.

>> No.40872965

>>40872920
He is going to have to get good.

>> No.40872968

>>40872857
True 12 year old playing Megaman Zero Experience

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>>40872875
eh~ are you really losing to a bratty shota anon~

>> No.40872984

>>40872730
This but charge blade

>> No.40872992

>>40872941
>Chupado
Which started in Twitter.

>> No.40873004

>>40872204
No, he's a shounen. Also he's still a pilot not a healer.

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https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1613714363075936256

>> No.40873018

poor altare…

>> No.40873043
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40873043

its just not the same without pancake...

>> No.40873085

>>40873043
pancake…

>> No.40873094

Huh, they did add something to the game that makes is less punishing, oh well, its a good so he doesn't have to constantly reset the game from the start of the mission.

>> No.40873098

These noises

>> No.40873100

>>40871698
No, he was right to listen to chat and chill out with the tranny voice. It would sound like a joke with all the other serious voice acting anyway. What I do hope is that he doesn't hold back with being a loud brat.

>> No.40873101

>Proceeds to bruteforce it after realizing he didn't equip the elec element

>> No.40873105

Who?

>> No.40873108

>>40873010
R-trus...home

>> No.40873113

>>40873043
Did he die or something

>> No.40873122

>>40873010
HOLY FUCK

>> No.40873125

>>40873010
Based advarcher.

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ENTER

>> No.40873169

>>40872992
Different anon here: Did tying Chupado to Magni and Rio start there too, though? Or did that crop up here first? Honestly can't remember.

>> No.40873181

>>40873101
Cannot use the elements yet, he has to unlock the charge slash, or full charge buster, from just hitting an enemy with attacks.

He really is relearning the game, but, I guess its a good thing.

>> No.40873203

>>40873113
his switch broke and the pokemon savefile didnt save to either the cloud or sd, thanks nintendo

>> No.40873208

>>40873155
Who?

>> No.40873226

>>40873155
BACK FOR REVENGE?

>> No.40873229

>>40873010
SIIIIICK

>> No.40873230

>ERKY WAS A RACIST

>> No.40873233

>>40873208
D&D npc

>> No.40873249

>>40873208
Axel, focus on the game.

>> No.40873261

>>40873230
>gong sound
>YOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.40873271

DND LIVE
>DND LIVE
DND LIVE
>DND LIVE

>> No.40873280

>>40873203
Oh shit
RIP pankake...

>> No.40873282
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>> No.40873294

>>40872974
That's not how he would say it silly anon
>You know saying that means you're admitting defeat raaaiiiieeeght~?

>> No.40873299

>mmmm yummyyyyy

>> No.40873300

Please rock my world, Machi-kun.

>> No.40873301

Machi is a masochist...

>> No.40873302

I like how flayon now has a parallel with magni, games they both loved, which they never really beat, they finally have the chance to go through the experience live on stream.

>> No.40873316

Pod still alive.

>> No.40873315

>record another podcast episode

>> No.40873338

i’ll believe it when i see it altare

>> No.40873353

>>40873301
Perfect

>> No.40873366

>Podcast being worked on
dyrbi?

>> No.40873382

>unfortunately i am dumb
>proceeds to kill self
Flayon has it.

>> No.40873387

>Unfortunately I am dumb
>Jumps and dies immediately not on purpose
Love this brat

>> No.40873395
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>>40872992
It did not start on twitter? It may have leaked over there, but chupado was a /here/ thing
We were literally freaking out when magni mentioned seis horas out of nowhere

>> No.40873423

>>40871433
Hermanito...

>> No.40873434
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40873434

>its been 55 minutes
how

>> No.40873456

>>40872875
Yeah you should drop Flayon on your dick.

>> No.40873458

Flayon won't be able to kill the boss in 5 minutes

>> No.40873459

>>40873203
Oh i missed that talk, did Altare say that he is restarting his process? My hopes for the poke tournament...

>> No.40873473

DID ALTARE JUST REFERENCE AXEL’S SNUFF FETISH?

>> No.40873474

>>40873382
>>40873387
>>40873434
This brat...

>> No.40873475

>i mash wake up super
Flay wtf

>> No.40873478

Ngl I was filtered hard by Flayon's model and voice but he's surprisingly based and says really fucking funny shit

>> No.40873482

clown on telly soon

>> No.40873480
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40873480

Bettel on the telly soon

>> No.40873488

Can't wait for the tempus HQ collab

>> No.40873525

FLAY DID IT

>> No.40873536

>>40873458
BTFO

>> No.40873546

>>40873458
>

>> No.40873547

>>40873458
KNEEL

>> No.40873549

>>40873482
>>40873480
sisters....

>> No.40873562

>>40873302
And scream like a girl, moan, whine, and be a brat. Erotically.

>> No.40873564

>>40873459
it was a few weeks ago and he just said he's about halfway on the new savefile but he lost all motivation basically :(

>> No.40873569

LMFAO

>> No.40873570

>>40873480
SOURCE PLEASE

>> No.40873577

>>40873458
Fuck of doubter

>> No.40873592

>>40872875
weak

>> No.40873600

damn she ciel is cute

>> No.40873608

>"I had a crush on her when I was a kid"
>Uh she's 14
why does chat do this

>> No.40873625
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>>40873434
IT'S BURNING!!!!

>> No.40873628

>>40873570
https://twitter.com/1chigoAki/status/1613715692578312193

>> No.40873647

altare’s aunt watches tempus and wants their signatures…

>> No.40873654

>aunt mention
PREPARE FOR TARDWRANGLING

>> No.40873656

Ciel is top-tier waifu

>> No.40873665

Auntare is watching

>> No.40873668

>>40873608
They don't realize they are watching a brat yet

>> No.40873685

>>40873488
Oh shit, that's already tomorrow. Though this one is Axel's, I wonder if he'll actually be running most of it himself. He's too retarded...

>> No.40873687

>I'll have to drown myself
>LET'S DO THIS! :)

>> No.40873690

MACHI-KUN YOU'LL BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.40873691

>>40873628
THANKS

>> No.40873705

>>40873608
They're retarded

>> No.40873717

Flayon is so fuckable...

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>>40871291
That would be silly hahaha
But Bettel is streaming right now, aren't we all excited for that? :)

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>>40873564
Why does god hate Altare specifically ...

>> No.40873754

>>40873608
>she's 15? then I'm 15
worked for Axel

>> No.40873756

>>40873717
You hit it right on the nose buddy

>> No.40873761

I'm going to get into stars and I'm gonna stream the battle network legacy collection nonstop

>> No.40873762

>>40873608
it happened with amy rose when magni was talking sussy things about her lmao

>> No.40873765
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FUJOS!
Provide me with Flayon lewds, and my life is yours!

>> No.40873781

>>40873654
No need. Altare has already set boundaries on what he tolerates. His chat is easily the most well behaved in all of Tempus.

>> No.40873785

MEGAMAN LORE IS PRETTY FUCKED, NO BODY KNOWS WHEN EACH VERSION TRANSFERS TO THE NEXT
Nobody knows how megaman went to megaman x universe, when that went to megaman zero universe, when that went to megaman zx universe, when that went to battle network, and when that went to starforce, and when that went to megaman legends.

Each series was just never finished.

>> No.40873796

people forgetting X 6-8 ARE canon just because they hate where those games went LMFAO

>> No.40873822

I hope Battal's stream goes well today too

>> No.40873823

>the only screaming i like is hakka’s

>> No.40873829

>why does Hakka get dragonball fanart

>> No.40873830

>>40873765
kek

>> No.40873833
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40873833

he hates us!!!

>> No.40873839

>>40873765
I think fujos aren't going to be the only ones to do lewds of Flayon bro

>> No.40873842

>>40873608
Normies are mad at the fact that they are helpless but can't articulate why, so they do things like this. 2 minutes hate style.

>> No.40873849

AAAAIIEEEEE IM BUUURRNNING

>> No.40873850

>Axel no sabe

>> No.40873852

It's time to see this miserable man suffering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o08_Wdszi9U

>> No.40873862

>>40873829
>Mexican (And likes DB)

>> No.40873879

>>40873765
its stream hours anonchama gomen~

>> No.40873880

>>40872875
At least you haven't been trying to do stable diffusion prompts of flayon

>> No.40873912
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40873912

>late

>> No.40873938

>>40873829
HAKKA BLANCO POR FAVOR

>> No.40873939

>he's adopting flaybyebye
LOL nice

>> No.40873962

MACHI CUTE

>> No.40873966

BYEEE FLAY CHAMA~~~ <3

>> No.40873986
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40873986

THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME EVERYONE HATES ME

>> No.40873984

BETTEL ON THE TELLY

>> No.40874000
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this fucking idiot

>> No.40874005

>FLAYON HAD THE SAME ISSUE
>I WAS JUST TALKING TO MYSELF FOR 4 MINUTES

THEY ARE

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>>40873939
WHY IS HE SO CUTE BROS

>> No.40874013

Bettel...

>> No.40874028

JOBBER ON THE TELLY

>> No.40874039

>talked to himself for 4 mins
off to a good start

>> No.40874038

how much do I need to superchat axel for him to get over his stupid fucking shitty ass reason to not do a song cover with leader?

>> No.40874042

HE CANT STOP JOBBING

>> No.40874050

>>40874005
RETARDED

>> No.40874065

>>40873938
>Hakka blanco Vs El Hermano

>> No.40874081

BETTEL?????

>> No.40874077

>>40874038
please. it’s so retarded

>> No.40874084

>talking to himself
OH !
he just...
He just like me fr

>> No.40874086

>Didn't buy the game
I love the retarded clown.

>> No.40874091
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>forgot to buy the game

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>> No.40874100

of course he forgot to buy it

>> No.40874105

>HE FORGOT TO BUY THE GAME, OR INSTALL IT
OH BOY, THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKING GREAT

>> No.40874112

>Didn't buy the game
Jesus fuck this man is a peak jobber.

>> No.40874117

WHAT THE FUCK BETTEL, ARE YOU RETARDED?

>> No.40874119

>>40873938
>>40873829
Hakka calvo

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THE STREAM HASN'T EVEN STARTED
AND HE'S ALREADY JOBBING
HE'S AN ACTUAL FUCKING GENIUS

>> No.40874137

>>40874065
>Hakka Blanco v El Hermano v El Donde

>> No.40874134
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40874134

>he forgot to buy the game and is installing it
why is he so retarded

>> No.40874136

>>40874038
What's Axel's reason? I thought it was just Leader being a perfectionist.

>> No.40874138
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>> No.40874140

HES ACTUALLY STUPID WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.40874144
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THIS CLOWN

>> No.40874147

This man is giving Rock Lee a run for his money

>> No.40874152

>>40874038
Wait for the next zatsu, sc early, give a good reason why he his reasoning is stupid, ???, profits?

>> No.40874154

>flayon
>bettel
>axel
do we have a potential sanbaka on our hands?

>> No.40874166

I think Bettel needs more anxiety. I would have test run the game 20 times before stream.

>> No.40874169

Giga brain jester

>> No.40874186

>REGIS IS JUST EATING HIM OUT

>> No.40874189

>>40874091
>>40874086
>>40874039
Man get things done?

>> No.40874190

>>40874094
Oh thank you for saving my edit and adding sounds lol

>> No.40874191

This
absolute
jobber

>> No.40874193

>Tracking broke

>> No.40874196

HE IS A PNGSTREAMER TODAY!
HIS LUCK NEVER FAILS TO IMPRESS

>> No.40874195

THIS CLOWN KEK

>> No.40874199

>tracking broke
AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRAGEDY

>> No.40874203

This is not haha funny meme /vt/ menhera
This is genuine menhera

>> No.40874210

JOBBER GUILD HOLY FUCK

>> No.40874221

The guild card for Bettel is very incorrect. The bar for int should be going to the left.

>> No.40874227
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>REGIS IS JUST EATING HIM OUT

>> No.40874234

needs rape correction

>> No.40874236

>>40874009
He's doing it for us, he loves us
>>40874137
>I have never heard of "El Donde"

>> No.40874239

>Wanna watch jobber retard
>Shiny spice stream is too much fun
Life is so hard

>> No.40874242

The script writer for Bettel needs to tone it down. No one would believe all this.

>> No.40874248

how do you actually fuck up this bad

>> No.40874247

>Didn't buy the game
>didn't pre instal and test before stream
THIS IS A FUCKING BIT AIN'T NO WAY THIS MAN IS REAL !

>> No.40874244

Max LUK btw

>> No.40874252

>>40874189
Nonono you see
Men top, and Bettel clearly bottom, thus he's female.

>> No.40874281

>THIS FUCKING WEEK
>THIS WEEK IS PISSING ME OFF

>> No.40874282

Has a Holo ever broken the tracking before?

>> No.40874283

LET THE MAN MOVE

>> No.40874288

>>40874136
That their voices would fight too much
Which is ????

>> No.40874287

I need Hakka to play this game and dub over all the voices in Spanish while playing mariachi music from spaghetti westerns in the background the entire time.
https://youtu.be/TPKHxbOg19s

>> No.40874293

>>40874038
500 aka supa

>> No.40874297

>pngtuber
PUT ON A SMILE :)

>> No.40874300

>>40874189
Yeah, he's getting me to be at risk to throw up from laughing.

>> No.40874316

it looks like he is good at the game but hes intentionally playing poorly...

>> No.40874326

>>40874282
Vesper occasionally but he resets it and it becomes fine

>> No.40874332

HES SO STUPID

>> No.40874334

>he has beef with us
HE HATES THE BETELLIONS

>> No.40874335

>>40874190
np :)

>> No.40874359

YOU ARE STUPID

>> No.40874372

>he thinks he's going to beat Getting Over It in one session on his first launch of the game
This fucking clown man

>> No.40874376

>never eaten a taco, because of that
>now everyone thinks i am stupid
UHHHHHH, THATS NOT THE REASON

>> No.40874381

>>40874136
their voices fight and don't complement each other very well, he thinks his voice suits a female voice more for duets
which, you know, fair enough reason to prefer doing duets with women than men, not to not do it even once with his gen mate.

>> No.40874386

>>40874282
It happens sometimes but they usually fix it right up

>> No.40874394

>I don't like tomatoes, sour cream, or lettuce

>> No.40874396

>the clown notes
Write down "Install the game"

>> No.40874398

I used to eat tacos that were just meat and cheese...

>> No.40874399

>doesn't like tomatoes
based
>doesn't like sour cream
based that looks weird
>doesn't like lettuce
why...

>> No.40874402

God, asking Hakka if he was offended that he never ate a taco before was PEAK comedy. I can't believe how quickly that got passed over.

>> No.40874407

>>40874236
Meant to say El Donte. I am not a Spanish speaker, but I fucking love their memes. They're a cut above US weeb memes, that's for sure.
>>40874287

>> No.40874424

>Taco is meat chip
>Ow my throat

>> No.40874425
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...does he not know you can get different topics?
>captcha PNG VD

>> No.40874428

Guys I JWU, why is he a jpg?

>> No.40874432

>He doesn't like tea
NOIR DON'T LOOK

>> No.40874441

THATS STILL A FUCKING TACO BETTEL

>> No.40874444
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How is this man alive

>> No.40874442

THIS MAN EATS NOTHING BUT CANDY

>> No.40874448

Is this man on a carnivore diet? Is he that picky?

>> No.40874455

>hate tea
VESPER DON'T LOOK

>> No.40874464

I don't know why I expected him to actually be good at the Getting Over It.
I believed him "speedrun" tittle.

>> No.40874467

>>40874428
tracking not working

>> No.40874468

>I hate tea
Vesper he's a lost cause. stop grooming him

>> No.40874474

Holy shit does this man like ANYthing??

>> No.40874475

>>40874428
Because he's stupid.

>> No.40874476

He's the most based American alive

>> No.40874478
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>doesn't play the game and just talks about food
He really is just another Dez

>> No.40874488

>>40874154
Maki isn't really dumb he rarely fucks up he's just ADHD

>> No.40874496

So uhh... Bettel is the himbo of this gen?

>> No.40874498

>>40874407
Watch Dragon Ball X on youtube by Joe Capo. You will love it

>> No.40874501

>>40874448
This man is approaching Sam Roberts levels of palette

>> No.40874508

This clown doesn’t like shit lmao

>> No.40874510

hes staring at me like he knows what we say here

>> No.40874516

HOW CAN YOU HATE TACOS AND EAT BURRITOS

>> No.40874521

Nowa needs your location clown

>> No.40874537
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I'm going to fucking kill this clown

>> No.40874548
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HE'S RIGHT
BURRITOS ARE JUST BETTER TACOS

>> No.40874543

he sounds like he runs a podcasts

>> No.40874550

>>40874478
he's playing the game he's just incredibly bad at it kek

>> No.40874562

>>40874444
It's funnier this way, also blessed digits
>t. Matsuri

>> No.40874564

>Can't get over the tree

>> No.40874579

>why would I eat a taco if I could just eat a burrito
Based

>> No.40874578
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40874578

The synergy.

>> No.40874595

>>40874564
>10 minutes on tree

>> No.40874596

>>40874516
Burritos are just better

>> No.40874611

He doesn't like fucking everything except for what he's familiar with, 100% autistic

>> No.40874617

This man as a modern marvel.
I do believe he will grow.
He will either be unrecognizable from debut, or he will be A WONDER.

>> No.40874632

Place your bets as to the reason why his tracking is broken
>he forgot to charge the phone
>he didn't open/link it properly
>it is connected to a different phone
>it actually isn't his fault this time
Any others?

>> No.40874636

>cant get over the first tree
fucking idiot kek

>> No.40874640

KEK

>> No.40874642

>>40874595
>>10 minutes
the whole stream im betting

>> No.40874646

>Putting managers on heart attack notice
BASED

>> No.40874648

That needs to be on the list now

>> No.40874651

AIEEEEEEEEE THIS CLOWN AIEEE

>> No.40874653

Bettel manechan... ganbatte...

>> No.40874654

>jokingly strike 1 with his manager already
RIP

>> No.40874656

>Management has a strike system
wait so did Vesper get like 3 strikes and that's why he got suspended???

>> No.40874658

>he got bonked for fooling management about the lag bit

HOLY SHIT

>> No.40874663

>them
manager is a woman confirmed

>> No.40874671

HES ON STRIKE 1?

>> No.40874677

>Gave his manager a heart attack

>> No.40874678

>>40874399
Lettuce is garbage, it has no flavour and the texture is awful. Literally no reason to eat it.

>> No.40874687

>>40874632
Just the app breaks once in a while, he just needs to restart the app like they ALL do

>> No.40874694

WHY WOULD YOU PUT CHEESE ON A TACO YOU SICK ANIMALS.

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK DOES TACO SHELL EVEN MEAN

>> No.40874697

This man has a hell of a way of laughing so that it sounds like he's sobbing

>> No.40874698

>MANAGER THINKS BIT IS REAL
>>40874642
I bet on another 10 mins.

>> No.40874713

>>40874678
Shut up fatso

>> No.40874720

Shiny Spicy is so powerful even my boyfriend is watching them and he doesn't give a shit about male chuubas

>> No.40874724
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he's actually gonna steals vesper's bit aka his suspension

>> No.40874728

>>40873765
I'm a slow artist you'll have to wait a while.

>> No.40874732

>>40874678
But you're not gonna notice that when it's in a taco! it's just gonna be a nice crunch to the tasty stuff in the taco!

>> No.40874740

>>40874678
Stop eating iceberg lettuce faggot, I had some green lettuce with a crisp peppery aroma today and added vinaigrette.

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>>40874671
day 1, strike already

>> No.40874741

>>40874663
sisters his manager is going to make him send a dick pic to make up for fucking up so much this week

>> No.40874747

>>40874694
Cheese and beans tacos goes crazy fuck you

>> No.40874748

Clip title: Bettel pranks his manager that the BIT was real

>> No.40874765

>got a strike for not letting management know about the lag bit
Absolutely kino

>> No.40874774

>>40874287
Sadly, last time when Gura asked Capcom for perms she got "no way fag"ed
Also:
>Axel's DMC3...

>> No.40874773

>those grunts and pants
uooHHH thats the sound he makes when youre correcting him!!! ToT

>> No.40874781

>>40874720
They’re brotubers.

>> No.40874791

>>40874694
>not putting cheese on a taco
uncultured swine

>> No.40874797

His learning speed is negative
He gets more stupid as he goes on
It's genuinely impressive

>> No.40874800
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Okay now he's just pretending to be bad at the game

>> No.40874816

Oh no, he is VG's retard.

>> No.40874815

>>40874694
Where are you from? I mean I understand not putting cheese on authentic tacos, but you've never heard of a hard shell?

>> No.40874813

>manager got worked by jester swerve
>what_a_mark.gif

>> No.40874820

>>40874720
Aww, hope he does not break at the slightest "fujobaiting"

>> No.40874825
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>>40874694
>WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK DOES TACO SHELL EVEN MEAN
Corn tortillas, retard. They suck ass and fall apart the second you bite into it.

>> No.40874840

>>40874741
>Female managers have the right to sexually abuse talent when they are retarded
APPLICATION, DOKO???

>> No.40874843

>>40874720
>my boyfriend
Yeah, me.

>> No.40874847

>>40874742
Manager is retarded for striking bettel with his impromptu bit.

>> No.40874859

>>40874781
It's just because they are playing MHW but it's a start to get him interested at least

>> No.40874861

troubleshoot your body by EATING A TACO

>> No.40874867

He's probably already added at least 4+ things for the greentext, how the fuck...

>> No.40874868

>we don't need lawyers
Shinri...

>> No.40874869

>>40874800
yeah it’s a bit but fairly good

>> No.40874875

HE DID IT?

>> No.40874887

PROGRESS!

>> No.40874910

Watching his unhinged rants is pretty funny.

>> No.40874916

lmao fucking axel

>> No.40874918

HE GOT OVER THE TREE

>> No.40874928

>>40874820
Nah he might just call them fags and keep watching

>>40874843
AIEEEE

>> No.40874934

>Forgot that he had the beethoven music still playing.

>> No.40874951

truthfully, we are going to have to accept that Bettel really is low INT, or he is PRETENDING to be retarded. And I am fine with either outcome.

>> No.40874953

>full swings
he's fallen into the trap, he's fucked

>> No.40874957

internet-kun...

>> No.40874962

fuck i'm sleepy, you all have a good night

>> No.40874963

Imagine a math or a chess stream with Axel and Bettel

>> No.40874970

Did he just teleport?

>> No.40874969
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40874969

god how fucking menhera is his menshi content gonna be like?

>> No.40874971

>>40874825
why in god's holy name would you use a hard tortilla for a taco that's just a horrible idea
>>40874815
spicland

>> No.40874972

Did he just King Crimson'd?

>> No.40874987

What the FUCK Axel?

>> No.40874988

>>40874951
Perfect

>> No.40874992

Does anyone notice the game audio? Can't tell if it's mute or Beethoven's playing over it

>> No.40874998

holy fuck altare and axel

>> No.40875008

>>40874972
>>40874970
IT JUST WORKS

>> No.40875011

is this guy purposely trying to be the most incompetent streamer?

>> No.40875017

o-oh yandere bettel?

>> No.40875026

>>40874720
WHORE

>> No.40875027

>YOU DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANY OTHER GUYS!
The menhera is coming out

>> No.40875028
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40875028

I want to sneak up behind Bettel while he is streaming and poke and tickle him to annoy him

>> No.40875035

Aren't boys cute when they're slightly retarded?

>> No.40875041

>You don't need to hear some other guy. He's not your content for today, I AM
Wow

>> No.40875040

I'm starting to feel he isn't pretending to be retarded

>> No.40875043

AIEEEEEEEEE I LOVE HIM

>> No.40875051

This stream is gonna have the most [Name]... from me in the history of chuubas

>> No.40875057

>>40875011
Brain smol

>> No.40875056

___________________________________________________________ogey________________________

>> No.40875070

scalie....

>> No.40875073

FLAYON FELL TO BETTEL'S CLICKBAIT
HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS A SPEEDRUN

>> No.40875076

Is this a prerecorded video with him voice over-ing it?

>> No.40875083
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40875083

shiny spicy does not hesitate

>> No.40875086

>>40875035
This is anything but slightly

>> No.40875091

>lizard fetishist
oh

>> No.40875093

>Scalies with guns
Magni's true rival

>> No.40875097

>>40872722
Jokes aside, I would kill for a Chuuba with this concept for EN3

>> No.40875099

>>40875011
Genius really

>> No.40875104

>Axel's inner Elliot Rogers coming out a bit.
Good thing he's popular with women or who knows what he would've done by now.

>> No.40875122

>>40875011
It's a bit?

>> No.40875120

I guess Magni really got his secretly furry kouhai

>> No.40875124

Bettel draws scalie porn

>> No.40875135

this guy is actually no joke autistic, i love him

>> No.40875142

>>40875017
pathetic yandere bettel, trying to convince you to stay with him after he fails to confine you with broken trick handcuffs, clinging to your ankles, belly on the floor...

>> No.40875143

SHYNY
SPICY
FROTTAGE

>> No.40875148

>>40874971
>Glen Bell, who becomes the founder of Taco Bell, claims that he invented this Mexican-American version of a Mexican dish for a fast food audience in the 1950s in San Bernardino, California
Blame Californians. I fucking hate hard shells they suck ass and the only kind we get in leafland are taco bell reject brand shells and they suck ass compared to soft "shells"

>> No.40875156

>>40875041
I can wait for pathetic jealous failed clown boyfriend asmr.

>> No.40875158

This guy is genuinely entertaining. Holy shit Cover, good find

>> No.40875180

How many extra chromosomes does Bettel have?

>> No.40875178

draw anons.. your move

>> No.40875189

Doesnt need fixing tier:
Shinri
Leader
Vesper
I can fix him tier:
Axel
Hakka
Flayon
Unfixable tier:
Bettel
Magni

>> No.40875197

artists get to work

>> No.40875196
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40875196

I understand Bettel

>> No.40875202
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40875202

this fucking autistic jobber i love you so much

>> No.40875205

Bettle is the Brian Pillman of StarsEN, don't (you) me

>> No.40875208

>If i say i am a big headed lizard someone is going to draw it

>> No.40875217

6 eyed tank tread gun lizard bettel?
Easy.

>> No.40875231

He isn't going to make it to the end

>> No.40875240

>>40875196
Holy soul

>> No.40875249

Who's more retarded, the dingo or jester

>> No.40875257

>>40874992
It's there, just real quite

>> No.40875261

>>40875231
Future anon?

>> No.40875264

>>40875189
>doesn’t need fixing tier
>altare
DYRBI

>> No.40875278

>>40875231
That doesn't even have to be spoilered, anon. We all know the outcome...

>> No.40875277

>we
this guy

>> No.40875290

>>40874971
>>40875148
Crispy tacos rule faggots
Hija de puta and all that

>> No.40875291

>>40875189
>Axel
What is there to fix? His dietary habits?

>> No.40875294

is this just a long bit? it feels like a bit

>> No.40875293

>>40875249
clown jobber has negative iq

>> No.40875301

>>40875189
>Axel
>Hakka
>I can fix him
>Leader
>Vesper
>Doesnt need fixing

>> No.40875319

A FUCKING MONKEY

>> No.40875323

>>40875264
altare is perfect, yes.

>> No.40875336

>>40875249
Axel is more obviously retarded
But Bettel is way more retarded below the surface

>> No.40875341

>>40875249
From all we have seen, and heard, Jester

>> No.40875345

BETTEL IS A FUCKING MONKEY

>> No.40875346

Their jester is a FUCKING MONKEY

>> No.40875347
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40875347

>>40875264
what's there to fix about my perfect cute leader

>> No.40875351

THE MONKEY SOUNDS FROM EARLIER
IT WAS BETTEL

>> No.40875350
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40875350

>>40875294
everything is a bit haha

>> No.40875366

IT WAS THIS GUY
HE WAS THE MONKE
HE WAS THE MONKEEEEEE

>> No.40875373

Isn't it some kind of labor violation for holostars to be scouting their talent from a mental ward,

>> No.40875385

monkeys are awesome this guy is crazy
chimps are the scary ones

>> No.40875387

>>40875026
Just how I like em I'm a vestie

>> No.40875391

>>40875350
You should make that a bit Vesper

>> No.40875401

>>40875249
Axel is at least socially intelligent
Bettel? I don't know man...

>> No.40875407

i guess you can say hes monkeying around

>> No.40875411

>He finds me scary
Bros...

>> No.40875414

ALTARE HIRED A FUCKING MONKEE?

>> No.40875416

>>40875189
Two out of three on the Doesnt need fixing tier definitely need some fixing and the 3rd one is still too soon to tell.

>> No.40875424

>HQ boys
That sounded weird...

>> No.40875431

altare’s HQ fanfic…

>> No.40875436

>>40875142
>2koma with Bettel trying to look like some scary yandere otome game character keeping (You) hostage
>next panel is him pathetically crying, clinging to your leg as you shimmy up the stairs out of the basement he tried to keep you in because he used elastic bands to bind your wrists

>> No.40875461

>>40875373
Hololive is just Yagoo's home for the menhera. Holostars is Yagoo's extra special home for the menhera

>> No.40875465

RIP PEOPLE'S SIRIS

>> No.40875481
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It's a fucking woman robot stop calling it "they"

>> No.40875500
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schizo clown...

>> No.40875513

>>40875481
proof?

>> No.40875527
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40875527

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.40875530

>>40875481
i bet he turned the voice to male this fucking homo

>> No.40875536
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40875536

thanks for hiring this retarded jobber cover

>> No.40875542

>Being nice to Siri so it doesn't kill him in the robot singularity

>> No.40875556

I was liking Bettel but I'm starting to get filtered at this point. Gotta have an occasional break from the incompetence for those moments to be appreciated. This is just getting tiresome.

>> No.40875559

holy fuck bettel just activated my siri and called someone WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.40875570

we share our boys with Twitter troons I hate this

>> No.40875571

shinri only eats the pizza crust confirmed

>> No.40875574

>>40875527
I would kiss his butthole with my dick

>> No.40875578

>Bettel want a robot mommy.

>> No.40875588

>>40875542
smart move

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40875618

im getting whiplash from listening to both streams at the same time

>> No.40875629

Kek

>> No.40875632

>>40875570
just get the trannies out of your mind idiot, they are literally a tiny percentage of the human population

>> No.40875643

>>40875527
yea

>> No.40875648

>THE BRIDGE
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.40875658

>>40875618
it’s overwhelming

>> No.40875663
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40875663

Bettel's waifu is Siri. That is canon. I won't take my meds.

>> No.40875669

>Every stream is just going to be a zatsu with a background video

>> No.40875686
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40875686

This is like the opposite of a mumei stream where I slowly zone out and suffer brain damage, the more stupid this guy gets the more I'm drawn in.

>> No.40875694

You know, shutting off my brain when watching bettel makes the whole experience 50% more enjoyable.
I can only imagine how fucking brain drain actually trying to comprehend him is doing.

>> No.40875715
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40875715

this mans life.. how the hell is he still alive

>> No.40875720 [DELETED] 

>>40875669
Magni 2.0 frfr

>> No.40875725

>>40875527
I'd kiss his dick with my pussy, yes

>> No.40875728

Will he make it past this rock before the end of the stream?

>> No.40875743

>he put the ramen in without water TWICE in the microwave

>> No.40875748
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>>40875189
>Doesnt need fixing tier:
>Vesper
If this was even 1 month ago I would agree, but these last few week open my eye. He really is just an older Axel, with issues.

>> No.40875753

>Bettel cooks his instant ramen in the microwave
I LOVE THIS RETARD

>> No.40875754

>>40875527
Yes. On our wedding day.

>> No.40875762

>Leegeeanna
LEG- E - AH - NA

>> No.40875763

>>40875527
I would... FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.40875765

The gameplay feels prerecorded and he's just babbling about shit

>> No.40875764

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.40875766

>>40875632
But the most loudest minority. Great mimicry of a modern women when you want all the attention even at the expense of the performer

>> No.40875767

>Ramen in microwave

>> No.40875774

>>40875436
Not the instant loss 2koma I imagined with Bettel, but I'm more than okay with this Role reversal instant loss 2koma confining attempted yandere Bettel...

>> No.40875780
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40875780

>microwave instant ramen dry

>> No.40875783

Aqua is now the second most pon member of hololive, congratulations to Bettel

>> No.40875784

>microwave ramen
what the fuck

>> No.40875797

>>40875527
If kiss means mpreg then yes

>> No.40875808

this fucking clown...

>> No.40875809

>>40875686
Mumei is unrefined autism
Bettel has mastered the art of being a retard.

>> No.40875814

There is nothing wrong with microwaving cup ramen.

>> No.40875815

I meannnn I know people that put ramen and water into the microwave and its cooked. i'll never eat it that way but it works. dont know what drugs chat is on.

>> No.40875816

>>40875748
them talking about raising kids made Axel seem like the older brother... Nowa....

>> No.40875822
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40875822

HAS THIS FUCKING IDIOT NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?

>> No.40875825

Wait am I not suppose to microwave the rame?

>> No.40875834

I microwave my ramen too...

>> No.40875836

>boiling water is royalty

Clown really lives like this

>> No.40875846

Who the fuck Microwave their cup noodle?! Do you Americans really?!

>> No.40875867

>>40875846
NIGGA NO WE DO NOT

>> No.40875868

>>40875825
it doesnt cook properly

>> No.40875885

Ok, who here would honestly want to try to fix this clown?

>> No.40875906

>>40875846
Everything Bettel has said in this stream, IS MOSTLY EXCLUSIVE TO BETTEL

>> No.40875908

>>40875822
i think thats the shit he's talking about anon

>> No.40875913

>>40875822
He probably buys the bigger cups that are like a dollar.

>> No.40875915

This is just another "Microwaving a cup of water" again

>> No.40875922

>>40875846
Woah, Bettel is alone in this. Don't drag me into this.

>> No.40875926
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40875926

Predicting by the end of the stream he will get to this steel beam (at best) then launch himself back to the beginning and spend the last ten minutes of the broadcast having an emotional breakdown

>> No.40875927

>>40875189
i can fix you anon

>> No.40875928

JUST GET A FUCKING ELECTRIC KETTLE YOU APES

>> No.40875938

so why is the clown the tourist magnet of this generation? not complaining or anything, just trying to understand. Nowa makes sense, he was the only one who was entertaining holobeggars while leader was scolding them for it, but I don't get why the clown specifically

>> No.40875942

At least he doesn't microwave water.

>> No.40875950
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40875950

Someone get on this

>> No.40875952

>>40875846
What’s the big deal? It cooks it cooks you need to chill out

>> No.40875953

Just get a FUCKING ELECTRIC KETTLE SO YOU CAN HAVE BOILING WATER ANY TIME

>> No.40875958

>>40875822
Buying cheap-ass, sold-almost-at-production-cost, supermarket-branded ramen and torturing yourself with shitty cooking is a based thing

>> No.40875962

this needs to be a judge Magni episode with bettle

>> No.40875963

Microwaved Ramen is the only way to do it, if you actually spend like 10 minutes boiling water to slowly cook the ramen instead of 2 minutes for the exact same thing with less dirty dishes you're insane

>> No.40875968

Mmm, microwave S L O P P A

>> No.40875971

Why would you not just eat the ramen out of the cup without cooking it? It's pretty delicious on its own.

>> No.40875980

Will this man’s copypasta end up longer than Shien’s?

>> No.40875982

>>40875938
People like madmen.

>> No.40875986

>>40875885
Tbh I think we all need to work together for this one

>> No.40875989
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>>40875825
If it doesn't say on the instructions no, some let you but others don't. For instance these are fine to microwave.

>> No.40875998

microwaving it is a thing you can do, there's instructions on the packaging for it

>> No.40876005
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40876005

>>40875846
i did when i was younger because i was too scared to boil water

>> No.40876007

>>40875926
This beam will filter him so hard. I can't wait.

>> No.40876027

>>40875942
I boil my water in the microwave because my household/dorm room doesn't have a kettle. Like most Americans.

>> No.40876032

>>40875868
It's already fried to fuck, the ramen is cooked in 3 mins easily.

>> No.40876038

Getting PTSD flashbacks to the video of DSP trying to make cup noodles

>> No.40876044

Shinri please take care of him. Physically and emotionally.

>> No.40876046

Flayon is losing it in Bettel's chat btw

>> No.40876053

>>40876007
do you really think hes getting to the beam this stream?

>> No.40876062

>>40875938
actual schizo chuuba

>> No.40876066

>>40875885
Honestly whatever is wrong with him is way funnier

>> No.40876070

>>40875846
I microwave everything

>> No.40876086

Bettle is fat, FAT

>> No.40876087

>>40875998
He's microwaving 99c cup noodles. Not regular instant ramen

>> No.40876091

>I eat ice cream for breakfast
this guy is broken beyond repair

>> No.40876094

>>40876038
Literally not even the worse thing he cooked. The fucking triple egg and bacon cheese sandwiches were awful.

>> No.40876095

>>40875952
That's against the rule it's like microwaving an ice cream.

>> No.40876099

>>40875846
I did once at work because I needed to eat something and we only had a microwave and a pizza oven.

>> No.40876098

>>40875938
He's literally a more unhinged version of Mumei.
His fucking comment on Ice Cream right now is absolutely fucking hilarious

>> No.40876101
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40876101

I HATE Bettel!
I want to punch him in the stomach to see him squirm!

>> No.40876103

>first of all, ice cream Israel
Rrats?

>> No.40876110

https://poal.me/d8lxav

>> No.40876121

>>40875963
Buy an electric kettle.

>> No.40876126
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40876126

this man is filling the unhinged zatsu hole in my heart that Nowa currently isnt filling due to SC's. love this clown

>> No.40876152

>Icecream for breakfast
this guy is either depressed or living his best life

>> No.40876155

this guy might be my favorite streamer ever

>> No.40876161

>>40875846
I use to put the water in the cup noodle back in the day but then my dad showed me the galaxy brain tactic of boiling hot water and pouring it in the cup for better quality noodles.

>> No.40876163

Dear Regis Altare, leader of the Tempus guild:
You stupid fuck nobody cares about your failed podcast 4 months after you constantly failed to deliver. You are a fucking failure that keeps pushing a garbage project instead of moving on to create something else like everyone else is.
Fuck you and at least try to become a better streamer you "reformed" fucking disgrace.

>> No.40876171

He doesn't microwave it dry you retards, you put it in bowl, add water, nuke for 3 minutes. Why would you go through any more effort for instant ramen

>> No.40876176

I turned on bettel's stream while taking a shit just wanting a quick 1 or 2 minute piece of entertainment here I am 20 minutes later completely engaged, still on the toilet, typing this into a chinese cartoon website

>> No.40876185

>>40875952
Not properly.

>> No.40876188

>>40876110
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ELECTRIC KETTLE OPTION YOU HEATHEN?

>> No.40876194

>>40875938
Least faggy, most retarded. Seems to barely be staying alive, a walking trainwreck. Kino.

>> No.40876196

>>40875938
>hot model
>schizo

>> No.40876198

>>40875989
>Korean instant ramen
You are a man of poor taste. And you chose to post the worst tasting one too.

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>>40875938
HAVE YOU BEEN HEARING THE STUFF HE'S SAYING.

>> No.40876205
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40876205

I feel like every Bettel stream is just gonna be suffering for his guildmates and Girl_dm

>> No.40876211

What is this man

>> No.40876216

>>40876121
If you own a microwave there is literally no reason to buy one, you can boil water in like 2 minutes/1 minute.

>> No.40876217

yummy yummy clown slop

>> No.40876220

>>40876101
BASED ToT I WANT HIM TO THROW UP AFTER PUNCHING HIM HARD IN THE GUT

>> No.40876234

Is there anything this man eats

>> No.40876233

I didn't have time to catch up with everyone. Is Shinri also broken in some way? They are all fucking broken, why

>> No.40876235

>>40876163
Chill brah

>> No.40876242

Remember when kids would just eat ramen raw because schools wouldn't let you use a microwave to boil water?

>> No.40876245

For some weird reason im not getting timewarped from this madness even though it's been 30 minutes

>> No.40876252

If he did just zatsudans I would be happy.
I love hearing this man talk about random shit, but this stream is literally a zatsu with a moving thing in the background.

>> No.40876253
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40876253

>>40876005
better you were afraid of it, my keetle got set on fire and i burned my stomach with hot plastic from the handle when i was 13

>> No.40876256

Sometimes bettel makes me feel like he's going to take us back to the past back to the shitty games that sucked ass.

>> No.40876259

I FUCKING HATE THIS AUTIST PICKY EATER JUST EAT THE SUSHI

>> No.40876265

>>40876163
I love you leader. Please don’t be so hard on yourself.

>> No.40876277

bettel's tiny mouth....

>> No.40876281

>>40876110
Where's the pour cold water into the ramen and microwave it? Because that's what Bettel's implying

>> No.40876280

>>40876027
Most americans have a kettle.

>> No.40876285

This guy's food takes are horrifuckingble

>> No.40876294

>>40875938
Slow motion car crash

>> No.40876316

>gag reflex was acting up
ToT

>> No.40876326

>>40876234
Just burger

>> No.40876328

don't tell me you forgot to chew them...

>> No.40876332

>I can't unlatch my jaw like a snake
MAGNI DON'T LOOK

>> No.40876336

>>40876198
I AM JUST FUCKING POSTING EXAMPLES I FOUND A LIST ON GOOGLE YOU NIGGER

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40876340

My friends and I used to buy packs of Top Ramen for cheap, crush up the noodles and mix it with the powder in the bag because it was cheaper than buying chips, so I guess I can't blame him...

>> No.40876339

>>40876163
leader... we love you. stop putting yourself down. okay? we will always be here supporting you!

>> No.40876348

>>40876163
leader you shouldnt use your idol meetings to browse this thread

>> No.40876353

Unironic tranime weebs: i pour my hot water from my 100$ superior nippon kettle into my 45 cent ramen cup itadakimasu

CHAD enthusiast: pour tap water into söyslop and throw cup into microwave for 2 minutes Stale or not consumes that shit in a timely manner

BETTEL WE ARE

>> No.40876356

I CAN FIX HIM

>> No.40876354

Holy shit I can't keep up with this wonderful trainwreck of a man

>> No.40876357

Bettel's tiny baby mouth

>> No.40876360

I can save him...

>> No.40876362

I'm gonna train and stretch out this clown's mouth and throat

>> No.40876359

I WILL FIX HIM

>> No.40876369

> I CAN FIX HIM

>> No.40876377

I CAN FIX HIM

>> No.40876375

>>40876234
Burger and Ice Cream like a true American

>> No.40876380

The sushi thing is fair considering that's probably an autist texture issue thing

>> No.40876381

>>40876233
You need to question yagoo's home of broken children?

>> No.40876385
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>I CAN FIX HIM

>> No.40876387

>I CAN FIX HIM

>> No.40876386

fuck he's calling us out

>> No.40876388

>Even before holostars people were saying
>"I can fix him"
he's perfect

>> No.40876394

HE KNOWS

>> No.40876400

HE KNOWS

>> No.40876401

>I CAN FIX HIM
>THIS GUY'S A FREAK
>I BECOME THEIR LITTLE EXPERIMENT
ALL HAIL, KING CLOWN.

>> No.40876402

First Hakka solo stream I will watch, what can I expect?

>> No.40876403

>>40876163
Glad you're self aware Leader.

>> No.40876414

>>40876252
isnt that most gaming streams when the game isnt story based?

>> No.40876416

Hearing him talk about his eating habits have assured me that this man is single and not dating Froot. Holy fuck, there's no way this man is allowed to be alone lmao

>> No.40876419

HE'S CALLING YOU OUT FUJOS

>> No.40876421

I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE

>> No.40876423

>>40876340
Nah, that's a normal thing to do, all the kids do that. Especially when the Rollton was like 5 roubles...

>> No.40876431

>>40876281
that's the microwave option

>> No.40876440

This man is just pathetic

>> No.40876448

>>40876421
I WANT TO MAKE HIM WORSE

>> No.40876452

>>40876205
>supports you in chat
>but also teases you
>cares about your health and tries to get you to eat better
I love this brat more every day

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>> No.40876460

>>40876353
Anon...
A kettle costs less than 20 usd for your average no extra functions just boils water kettle...

>> No.40876461

>>40876340
I haven't done that since I was a kid I'm gonna do that soon it was so fucking good

>> No.40876465

>>40876220
Why are you like this...

>> No.40876467

Eat this! *shoves cock in bettel's face*

>> No.40876469

>>40876316
He cannot suck dicks...

>> No.40876471

>>40876380
His food pickiness is a big ol tism red flag. I have the exact same problem

>> No.40876476

someone clip that mommy please

>> No.40876481

>>40876431
the ramen cups clearly say don't fucking microwave it

>> No.40876480

a what?

>> No.40876483

>>40876233
He's insanely organized. Insanely.
He scheduled streams 2 weeks in advance.

>> No.40876485

>>40876353
you must be 18 to post on this website

>> No.40876484

You can't pretend to be this retarded. Holy shit.

>> No.40876489

why is he talking about his UNIRONIC eating disorder autism

>> No.40876501
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I DON'T WANT YOUR GOGURT

>> No.40876512

>And to this day I've never had a gogurt

>> No.40876511

>>40876381
I'm just curious in what way that absolute unit of a guy can be broken

>> No.40876510

>>40876421
>>40876448
HE NEEDS TO BE WORSE

>> No.40876515

>I can fix him
Bettel theme
https://youtu.be/x9rCsTsD1B8

>> No.40876517

>>40875822
>>40875989
Bettel needs to be specific on what exactly he's microwaving. I do Maruchan microwaved in a bowl. Cheapass ramen doesn't deserve my effort. If I wanted to put effort into what I'm eating, I wouldn't have chosen it in the first place.

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>>40876280
Where the hell do you live that that's the case?

>> No.40876522

>if i wanted a goghurt i would have told mommy to pack it

>> No.40876523

This nigga won't even eat Gogurts??

>> No.40876524

i dont want to fix him hes perfect

>> No.40876525

How the fuck is Bettel still alive?! He should have died from malnutrition by now.

>> No.40876527

>>40876402
He still sounds underaged

>> No.40876535

Bro I've heard of picky eaters but this dude was too picky to eat a Go-Gurt? The school playground's crack cocaine?

>> No.40876550

>>40876469
doesnt matter whether he can or not, he's gonna suck it

>> No.40876551

>>40876481
we're obviously not talking about the styrofoam cup versions

>> No.40876560

>>40876340
That's a banger snack

>> No.40876564

Shinri/Bettel healthy meal forcefeeding handcam collab when?
For his own sake...

>> No.40876591

this man is a WOMAN

>> No.40876611

>>40876535
Yogurt tubes were fucking GOD TIER as a kid.

>> No.40876625

>confirmed autists in VG:
>Bettel (Food takes)
>Flayon (tism noises)
>Hakka (Mexican)
Is Shinri the only non-autist in VG?

>> No.40876634

>>40876520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yMMTVVJI4c

>> No.40876640

There hasn't been progress in 20 minutes and i am ok with it

>> No.40876643

>>40876564
>Vesper forcing Axel to read
>Shinri forcing Bettel to eat

>> No.40876647

hearing him say he eats in small pieces. makes me want to put a whole uncut sushi roll on his mouth.

>> No.40876653

>>40876591
but the women who play this game whine less...

>> No.40876661

he's a picky eater who eats cheese burgers in bed and only talks about food
can't say this is the kind of content I expected from this clown but its enjoyable so far

>> No.40876669

>>40876402
chuuni little brother with great laugh

>> No.40876677

>>40876564
>Off collab is Tempus holding him down and force feeding him a salad

>> No.40876691

>Hates tea
VESPER FIX HIM!

>> No.40876689

>>40876402
your little brother playing his vidya games

>> No.40876694

Vesper was right, we need to tie him down and forcefeed him real food.

>> No.40876705

>>40876511
We'll see when he opens up more, i would not be surprised if he was broken in some way
Even axel is also broken

>> No.40876716

The outbursts at the game remind me of old retsupurae vids where the LPer would melt down over kaizo mario romhacks and get stuck at the same spot for the entire ten minute video

>> No.40876714

OOOH VESTIES?!?!? THIS CLOWN DOESN'T LIKE YOUR BOILED LEAF DRINK

>> No.40876724

>I don't like tea
Vesper... the grooming...

>> No.40876735

>>40876535
Nah he's right. Gogurt is trash.

>> No.40876738

THATS A MOCHA

>> No.40876742

>>40876647
I want to shove something uncut in his mouth too

>> No.40876745

>35 minutes in the first part of the game

>> No.40876750

>>40876353
You're a fucking child.

>> No.40876757

>chocolate syrup
wtf

>> No.40876760

BETTEL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING CARTOON COFFEE

>> No.40876768

I hate Bettel, how is this dude still alive?

>> No.40876767

based coffee taste

>> No.40876771

WHAT? WHAT DID HE TAKE HIS COFFEE WITH?

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I need to piss but i cant because im too engrossed with the stream. A sign that I found my new oshi I think.

>> No.40876787

>can't drink tea
>can't drink coffee
>water chad
alright forgiven

>> No.40876789

>coffee
>Chocolate syrup
>Sugar
>Milk
>Whipped cream
that's not coffee...

>> No.40876790

>>40876402
Hermanito experience

>> No.40876793
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THIS MAN IS A FUCKING CHILD HOLY SHIT HOW OLD CAN THIS GUY BE I FEEL LIKE A 55 YEAR OLD MAN LISTENING TO HIM

>> No.40876803

His gut flora must be so fucked up

>> No.40876810

>>40876625
did you miss this mornings zatsu where he talked about dishwashers for an hour and was only stopped by the hour limit

>> No.40876811

>>40876760
This is almost worse than Aqua's unicorn fart from Starbucks

>> No.40876825

Home made starbucks

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>>40876625
Did you listen to his long rant about properly washing dishes and how he can't trust anyone else to do it properly?

>> No.40876835

that whiny I’M NOT A CHILD!!!!

>> No.40876843

You know, I actually can see how he got into tempus
THEY WOULD NEVER HAD FOUND ANYONE ELSE LIKE HIM.

>> No.40876852

This is just hit after hit. This man is genuinely insane.

>> No.40876851

Jesus christ Battal

>> No.40876850

>>40876742
i want him gag on it. damn

>> No.40876867

>>40876469
bettel gagging and vomiting on your dick!

>> No.40876873

>Breakdown about being called a child

>> No.40876872

This man is gonna get high blood pressure at his early 30's

>> No.40876877

is it just me or is his stream buffering at times?

>> No.40876879

>bettel choked on candies and couldn't take a whole sushi
he's gonna choke on my balls and make me feel bad :(

>> No.40876886

YAGOO I want a new doll, this one is broken

>> No.40876891

>>40876810
>>40876827
Yes, there are too many streams to catch, I guess all of VG are autists then

>> No.40876893

>>40876803
Bettel would call you insane for using “gut flora” in your actual vocabulary

>> No.40876900

>Literal taste buds of a child

>> No.40876906

So is this what people call menhera?

>> No.40876914

That Nietzsche quote on screen in the middle of this madman's rambling. Kino.

>> No.40876931

>cant stand gummies
HOLY SHIT

>> No.40876935

>>40876906
No, he is just retarded

>> No.40876949

>>40876233
As broken as a normal man as of now. Due to having been forced to be stoic, now that he's finally able to be emotional and vulnerable he tears up real easy

>> No.40876950

>Does not like gummies
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.40876956

>i don’t like gummy things
>i don’t like things with filling

>> No.40876960

whos making a bingo chart of random food for tomorrow night?

>> No.40876965

this dude doesn't like anything oh my fucking god

>> No.40876971

HE HATES THE MAGMITES
LITERALLY MAGNI 2.0

>> No.40876978

Hear that magmites, your safe with him

>> No.40876981

>>40876784
Nah, more like you can't look away from the accident.

>> No.40876984

jesas this thread is actually reddit during clown hours, help

>> No.40876988

>>40876827
timestamp. I too am a dishes autist

>> No.40876989

>dislikes GUMMIES
WHAT THE FUCK
>dislikes things with fillings (like gushers)
?????????????????
THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING AUTISTIC

>> No.40876992

>>40876634
While I love Technology Connections, I'm not gonna watch a ~25 minute video just for an explanation and a rant about why we should do it. At least Sponsorblock highlights the key moment (i.e. Americans don't drink tea).

Speaking personally, while I don't own a kettle, I do own one of those k-cup things and I typically just use that for tea. Are those basically kettles?

>> No.40877018

I don't even want him fixed at this point. I just want him put into a room with a recording device and let him go for hours

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I feel like this man is the same breed of autistic man as Cory. Just less horny and has yet to suffer enough brain damage to become nigh incoherent in his speech... But that will come.

That will come.

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Bettel is the real life definition of a manchild

>> No.40877034

>>40876956
He doesn't like cocks confirmed

>> No.40877037

I CAN BOND WITH HIM OVER PEANUT BUTTER. BASED.

>> No.40877038

>Specifically eats the bottom oreo cookie only
How do we fix him bros?

>> No.40877053

Peanutbutteranon, where you at?

>> No.40877062

PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BALLS LET BETTEL LICK IT

>> No.40877063

>peanut butter on your dick
Not just for dogs anymore!

>> No.40877064

if i put my dick on peanut butter...... maybe?

>> No.40877074

>if it has peanut butter on it that is something i'll do
can i put pb on my dick and he'll lick it off?

>> No.40877093

>>40877038
I don' think we can

>> No.40877110

>>40876716
He reminds me a lot of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8

>> No.40877114

>>40877026
Someone needs to ask him what his favorite 'Channel Awesome' movie is

>> No.40877124

>hates turkey
dropped

>> No.40877127

There's a particular vibe I'm getting from Bettel... It's a 'stand-up comedian' feeling

>> No.40877132

>>40877062
>menhera
>>40877063
>>40877064
>>40877074
So is Bettel taking over Axel's position as the guild dog?

>> No.40877135

>Turkey in general, not great
PAVOLIA REINE IN SHAMBLES

>> No.40877136

Oh god he feeds similarly to Gura..... Next we'll hear about the mold...

>> No.40877140

>turkey not great
OH OKAY NOW I'M FUCKING MAD ALRIGHT HERE WE GO FUCKER

>> No.40877142

UNFIXABLE NOW HAS A FACE!

>> No.40877151

what the FUCK is wrong with nu-Magni

>> No.40877159

>>40877074
>>40877064
>>40877063
>>40877062
they are

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Damn bro

>> No.40877165

>>40877063
>>40877064
>>40877074
suspicious

>> No.40877168

>>40877127
You mean Andy Kaufmann?

>> No.40877170

>>40877037
>>40877053
>>40877062
>>40877063
>>40877064
>>40877074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMJDQBTZv0

>> No.40877177

>>40877038
There is no force in this world that can fix him, rape correction might be a slight temporary improvement but that's that-

>> No.40877182

I wish I was this autistic about food instead of loving 99% of all foods tbdesu

>> No.40877187

>>40877038
Nothing can fix this creature

>> No.40877194

>Hates lunch meat
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>> No.40877198

>>40877026
oh my god you're so right
but we don't know how horny he really is yet

>> No.40877200

>>40877074
>>40877064
>>40877063
>>40877062
brethren

>> No.40877207

>>40877151
Magni is an adult, this guy is a fucking child

>> No.40877220

I wanted him when I thought he was pathetic. Unfortunately he's a literal retard.

>> No.40877219

>>40877074
>>40877064
>>40877063
>>40877062
What do you call this?

>> No.40877241

>>40877136
don't fucking insult gura like this, she cooks sometimes and is very adventurous food-wise

>> No.40877242

> IM JUST COMFORTABLE SAYING WHAT I LIKE AND DON'T LIKE

> LIKE BLACKS FOR EXAMPLE ...

>> No.40877243

Recently eating things with sauce is getting really popular!

>> No.40877252

>I just recently started eating things with sauce
w-what

>> No.40877253

>likes lasagna
IT HAS FUCKING TOMATOES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY SAYING
>only recently started eating things with sauce
HOW IS THIS A HUMAN BEING

>> No.40877257

>Ate lasagna without sauce
WHAT THE FUCK!?!

>> No.40877260

I’m convinced this man has severe ADHD, I know several people who’s extremely picky about their food who have it

>> No.40877266

I wanna force feed him new foods…

>> No.40877269

Bettel has about the same taste that my older brother has. I think he might just have really sensitive taste buds.

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he is literally right this shit sucks

>> No.40877276

>I don't like spaghetti

>> No.40877293

>>40877220
Actual autism, the majority of his complaints are texture based.

>> No.40877296

>i just want to put it in my mouth and be done with it
WHORE

>> No.40877294

Goddamn, Bettel reminds me of my picky eater friend.

>> No.40877302

>just ate plain chicken tenders and burgers
This guy is a genuine fucking autistic. They really hit it out of the park.

>> No.40877316

THIS MAN HAS THE MATURITY OF A 10 YEAR OLD

>> No.40877320

I'LL GIVE THIS MENHERA SOMETHING THICK TO SLURP ON

>> No.40877324

I didn't think it was possible for a stream about food to make me this uncomfortable.

>> No.40877331

>>40877253
>IT HAS FUCKING TOMATOES
No this I can justify since I'm the same as Gavis when it comes to tomatoes. When they're blended down and mixed with a bunch of other spices and ingredients it doesn't have that gross tomato taste.

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>altare and axel wholesome talk about singing lessons
>bettel insane food rants
i love tempus

>> No.40877340

JUST TWIST YOUR FORK MY GUY

>> No.40877346

>he slurps up spaghetti
mama mia...

>> No.40877349

You fucking whores all dropped the OGs for the clown..

>> No.40877351

>first Mexicans are seething
>now Italians

Which nation he's gonna piss off next?

>> No.40877357

Behold. THE MOST SEISO IDOL

>> No.40877360

I could listen to this man's hot food takes for hours, I love it

>> No.40877365

>>40877241
wrong thread

>> No.40877364

>>40877241
Right, protein shakes and redbull sure are adventurous among her claims of wanting to try different foods

>> No.40877373

>>40877316
The real shota of vg

>> No.40877374

Is there any Holo as autistic as this guy?

>> No.40877382

>I don't like X, I like Y which is basically X with a different flavor
100% autistic

>> No.40877391

>trained with arsenal
WHAT

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>>40877274
>He doesn't go to the deli to get freshly cut meat

>> No.40877403

>I'm gentle with my ramen
what does this mean?

>> No.40877407

>fork
Let's not pretend he's being weird for this one chat

>> No.40877411

this is the most midwestern man alive

>> No.40877415

>>40877374
Aqua

>> No.40877417

>>40877324
He's a genuinely perfect jester

>> No.40877418

>>40877351
Asians.

>> No.40877428

>>40876988
https://youtu.be/HtobNP0uPYM?t=1602
And he talks about it for the rest of the stream.

>> No.40877448

>>40877374
I don't think anyone compares to his food autism

>> No.40877449

>>40877349
i’m still watching shiny spicy. they are my heart

>> No.40877452

I'm not sure I can survive streams longer than an hour from this guy...

>> No.40877459

>>40877349
Still watching shiny spicy

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>> No.40877470

>>40877349
>184 IPs
nope, they dropped their women for the clown

>> No.40877474

>>40877351
Japan, apparently.

>> No.40877476

>>40877418
Oh shit you might be right.

>> No.40877494

i love it when mans collectively releases all of these men are actually autistic and not just in the 4chan way

>> No.40877497

Ok, so now we breed Aqua and this clown, and create the ultimate autist

>> No.40877499

>I can't learn
>tries the same thing over and over without changing his approach
I can't fix this guy

>> No.40877500

>picky eater
>no motor coordination
>sucks at games
>makes messes

turbo autismo

>> No.40877512

he's so cute...

>> No.40877524

>>40877470
nope, they dropped the male niji for the clowck

>> No.40877528

I don't know how I can even post while watching this man, every other thing that comes out of his mouth is more insane than the next.

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From 0 to Vesper how white is this man?

>> No.40877534

>>40877462
Meant for actual toddlers and Gavis Bettel

>> No.40877541

>>40877349
I watched them for 2 hours before switching over...

>> No.40877554

>>40877497
Socially awkward, picky eating autist

>> No.40877569

>>40877529
Vesper

>> No.40877574

>>40877349
im watching both <3

>> No.40877575

>>40877349
I need to catch this fucker live because I don't know if his stream will explode after/during/before

>> No.40877583

>>40877529
He is somewhere in the negatives, so much that it overflows to absolute ghetto niggers

>> No.40877590

>>40877529
>White
>Autistic
>Sensory issues
Fuck this is hitting painfully close bros

>> No.40877589

>>40877529
I thought vesper was martian

>> No.40877588

>>40877524
>clowck
Is this the bettel and kronii shipname?

>> No.40877593

>>40877529
Vesper x2

>> No.40877598

Is not being able to learn specific tasks an autism thing? I have autism and am not capable of tying shoes, years upon years of consistently trying but it just never happened

>> No.40877603

>>40877524
they dropped the male niji and come here to talk about gura and aqua? fuck no, these are holobronies

>> No.40877604

Classical music makes it even better

>> No.40877614

>>40877529
1, I am a doxxfag

>> No.40877612

>>40877497
Fuck that let's breed Aqua with Axel. Hopefully we'll get something that resembles a normal person

>> No.40877613

altare is a good boy

>> No.40877620

>meet and greet
How do Vtuber meet and greets even work?

>> No.40877625

>>40877529
Bettel would be the antagonist for a microaggresions PSA

>> No.40877626

>>40877529
He's whiter than the palest vampi

>> No.40877631

>>40877598
yes

>> No.40877660

>>40877349
I still have Vesper as my oshi, he's just been lacking lately and the clown is entertaining as hell.

>> No.40877666

Sparkling water is disgusting

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>>40877402
i only go to the deli to get thick sliced prosciutto and salami there redman

>> No.40877674

>>40877349
Who fucking cares, you can watch the vod later anyway.

>> No.40877709

>>40877620
>How do Vtuber meet and greets even work?
Depends on how the setup is but it's usually the vtuber on a screen you can talk to and have a conversation with.

>> No.40877711

>>40877620
chuuba appears on screen, chuuba looks at you through a webcam feed

>> No.40877715

>>40877620
Like ID and EN girls do at conventions, them in a screen with a cam and mic to talk with the winners

>> No.40877723

OH SHIT
HE IS GETTING TOO DEEP

>> No.40877722

>>40877666
don't let the germans hear you

>> No.40877729
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HE'S SO FUCKING AUTISTIC

>> No.40877734

>>40877620
You stare at a TV screen where the chuuba is

>> No.40877747

STAND BACK
I'M ABOUT TO GET SEXIST
-Gavis Bettel

>> No.40877752

You can't make a short clip of a Bettel stream. It will just end up a few minutes shorter than a full stream.

>> No.40877756

I forgot you have to repel velkhana like 3-4 times before actually getting to fight them

>> No.40877759
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40877759

>>40877620
you get 1on1 time with them on a screen

>> No.40877771

I could PHYSICALLY FEEL him holding back when he started talking about women

>> No.40877777

I'm gonna start selling Hand Water

>> No.40877786

>Untouched by man? Then how is it in a bottle?
>"Women do it" *chuckles*

NOOOOOO BETTEL MANAGEMENT WILL BONK YOU AGAIN

>> No.40877791
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Oh shit I'm dying. I don't know if I can make it to the hour mark.

>> No.40877797
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40877797

>>40877666
>>40877722
Brokies

>> No.40877798

fujos did you touch his water?

>> No.40877801

The Fiji water permissions...
The women permissions...

>> No.40877807

i want to beat this retarded autist picky eater and force him to eat all his problem foods

>> No.40877815

>It's been 50 minutes
What the FUCK

>> No.40877824
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40877824

>>40877771
This guy has definitely screamed down a woman before, I can sense we're kindred spirits

>> No.40877825

>48 minutes have passed

>> No.40877832

>>40877349
nobody cares for Altare's garbage ass streams. Aniki handles himself a lot better on his own lately but Leader is ruining even that with these. They're not even having an interesting conversation like Axel and rpr because this dumbass tries too hard to be likeable and follow the rules

>> No.40877834
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40877834

>ONLY WOMEN BOTTLE THE FIJI BOTTLE
god

>> No.40877840
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>>40877798
gomen~

>> No.40877852
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>>40877777
what a waste of numbers

>> No.40877857

>>40877349
I’m still watching them. It’s /mans/ that I don’t vibe with anymore.

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>>40877777

>> No.40877875

oh god.
I can only imagine what kind of ghost stories, or belief of ghosts have affected his life.
That stream can ACTUALLY top this.

>> No.40877879

Spook talk with Gavis!

>> No.40877880

Big water

>> No.40877893

You have to feed him food in pill pockets, jesus fucking christ

>> No.40877914

>>40877857
just 10 more minutes until they go back to hlgg, hang in there

>> No.40877918

>>40877798
imagine her stinky, smelly, fishy fingers mixing the fucking water that so gross haha

>> No.40877919

How the fuck you get picky with fucking water. You Americans is scary...

>> No.40877924

>>40877801
Bettel, the saviour of catalog. Tempus losing women permissions.

>> No.40877925
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40877925

STOP SOUNDING LIKE YOURE ABOUT TO CRY MY URGE TO RAPE YOU IS RISING

>> No.40877930

tap water is terrible

>> No.40877932

He's losing it

>> No.40877936

>Picky about water

>> No.40877937

>>40877777
>quints
You might actually be able to get away with it if you're some e-girl, like that one girl who sold her bathwater.

>> No.40877940
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40877940

>>40877777
Shittiest quints I've ever seen desu

>> No.40877952

>>40877925
Anon that's barely restrained laughter...

>> No.40877953

>>40877759
I would have to lose 150lbs before I could ever face my oshi.

>> No.40877969

>>40877880
Do NOT mention big water

>> No.40877976

>>40877930
New York's shrimp-infested tap water is good

>> No.40877984

>unhinged ranting of a manchild
>classical music in the background
>failing the same section of the game over and over again with no progression
This stream is a work of art

>> No.40877990

>>40877919
City water tastes like shit.

>> No.40877997

For anyone witnessing, Bettel made "hand water"
Up.

>> No.40878004

>Water tasting stream

LEVELS OF BASED AND CREATIVIDAD RISING

>> No.40878006

>Sparkling water hurts
WHAT!?!

>> No.40878009
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>>40877777
Nice numbers dumbass

>> No.40878015
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40878015

This guy watches ReportOfTheWeek

>> No.40878026

>>40877984
It just screams insanity you know?

>> No.40878028

>>40875728 (me)
Probably not.

>> No.40878032

>51 minutes in the first mountain

>> No.40878037

>sparkling water hurts so bad
Yeah this guy is genuinely on the spectrum

>> No.40878039

i dont get people who say sparkling water tastes bad its fucking water with bubbles in it how the fuck does it taste different

>> No.40878049

T H I C K WATER MENTION

>> No.40878061

>>40877976
>>40877990
These poorfags can't even afford their own water purifiers.

>> No.40878063

>>40877666
true, and the flavors they add to most of them is disgusting

>> No.40878066
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40878066

ARTIST YOU HAD ONE JOB IT'S BEEN 5 DAYS WHERE ARE MY FLAY LEWDS

>> No.40878064

>is sparkling water more expensive than normal water??
How is this guy an actual human being

>> No.40878069

THICK WATER?

>> No.40878070

>>40877990
Your cities water tastes like shit*

>> No.40878071

>Texture autist
this explains why he's such a super taster

>> No.40878084

>it's like drinking TV static
my sides

>> No.40878098

>dick water

>> No.40878099

tf is thick water is that a burger thing?

>> No.40878120

>>40878066
Machina is only meant for being turned into a loli and vaginal sex

>> No.40878119

>last time i checked bubbles are free
Whoaa

>> No.40878129

>>40878039
Autism changes how people process stimula, sparkling water being painful is a common example. Also, carbonic acid makes the water slightly sour/refreshing

>> No.40878130

>>40878084
Oh no not "drinking", he fucking said "EATING" TV static

>> No.40878131

what about heavy water

>> No.40878138
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40878138

>>40877797
Jailed

>> No.40878144

>>40878039
It's like the aftertaste of drinking flat soda.

>> No.40878146

>>40878039
It's a little bit bitter because of the carbonation. You can 100% taste it. I don't mind the sparkling, I just don't like it as plain sparkling water. I'll drink soda instead.

>> No.40878150

>dick water

>> No.40878151

>>40878066
Starsfags ero artists are significantly slower at producing results that are satisfactory enough for boorus

>> No.40878153

>>40878084
This is the best description of sparkling liquid I've heard, I'm still gonna keep drinking champagne though

>> No.40878157

>texture issue
this man can not be anymore overt without just outright stating on the stream that he was diagnosed with autism

>> No.40878165

>>40878099
No, it's for people with difficulty swallowing

>> No.40878170

This stream is like a fever dream

>> No.40878186

i wish you were crying

>> No.40878196

>birb playing Baba
So how far do we think he'll get until he goes BRAIN IS HURT?

>> No.40878194

>He literally can't

>> No.40878199

>>40878066
Still waiting for more of those koikatsu mp4s

>> No.40878200

>ALTEEEAAAAAA
cute aniki

>> No.40878201

i want to breed this stupid clown

>> No.40878206

>"I don't cry a lot"
dyrbi?

>> No.40878208
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wait...I get it...I know why I like Bettel so much
This is Male Kronii...

>> No.40878218
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40878218

>thick water
there was actually a time where i saw these "edible bottle water" thingies fairly constantly.

>> No.40878219

Gavis laughs at people dying...
What a PSYCHO

>> No.40878224

He's so cute...

>> No.40878226

carbonated shit just feels like i'm drinking acid, no clue how people get hooked on soda

>> No.40878227

>>40878039
Carbonation add a slight bitterness, I like it

>> No.40878240

>he will never cry on stream
...bettelcoin dropping

>> No.40878243

His mama is watching and probably doesn't understand his rants.....but she loves him....

>> No.40878247

he's literally me goddamn it

>> No.40878261
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40878261

fujosisters... you know what to do...

>> No.40878268

>>40878226
I like the pain

>> No.40878276

>>40878208
Took you a while huh

>> No.40878278

He's a kinoman

>> No.40878281

i want to see him break down and cry on stream

>> No.40878283

>195 ips
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

>> No.40878295

Bettel probably enjoys water sandwiches

>> No.40878299

The music holy fuck

>> No.40878307

>>40878208
ohhhhhhhhhh

>> No.40878312

He's gonna say Eraserhead next

>> No.40878311

>>40878283
one more

>> No.40878314

>>40878208
They arent that similar but it checks out, I like both

>> No.40878316

He might be picky, he might be on the spectrum, but he is the most innocent of all.
Until he lets slip that he probably would eat babies or something

>> No.40878320

praying to god that he's a dino autist

>> No.40878318

>Altare is going to take care of it just like always
Leader…

>> No.40878346
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40878346

>Predator or Jurassic Park was his first film
KINO ENJOYER

>> No.40878345

>>40878283
gl*b*ltards

>> No.40878347

>Bettle is a /tv/ guy

SOLD

>> No.40878352
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40878352

>steals Magni's creatividad niche
>steals Vesper's he's literally me fr fr/unhinged zatsu niche
WHAT ELSE WILL HE STEAL

>> No.40878354

>>40878208
Are you watching both too?

>> No.40878359

>>40878283
All me

>> No.40878361

>>40878283
me and my 194 smart fridges

>> No.40878360

>>40878318
what’s altare taking care of

>> No.40878363

>Spoiling predator
Dropped

>> No.40878367

>>40878283
We are clowns

>> No.40878375

>>40878283
100 tourists

>> No.40878383

cute mama
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1613729549669531649
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1613731126308392960

>> No.40878400

>>40878352
(You)r virginity.

>> No.40878408

>>40878283
all me

>> No.40878410

>>40878206
He's gonna cry right after the stream. But because of something entirely unrelated.

>> No.40878412

>>40878383
ganbettel is so cute... mama love

>> No.40878423

>>40878400
not if I steal his first

>> No.40878429

>loves movies
magni...

>> No.40878431

>>40878352
He must steal an act of not being a fucking child from the rest of the Tempus

>> No.40878433

Bettel forcefeeding collab stream with all of Tempus!

>> No.40878440

“Two arms grabbing each others hands” what the fuck

>> No.40878443

best duo ever

>> No.40878445

>>40878352
MY ANAL VIRGINITY

>> No.40878451

>>40878383
CUTE MAMA!

>> No.40878478

HE IS FINALLY RELATABLE

>> No.40878477

Vesper watchalong for LotRs

>> No.40878490
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40878490

>>40878354
NTA but yes

>> No.40878498

>>40878383
cute

>> No.40878497

>>40878375
>clown comes on
>come here to talk about him
>leave
this is the ideal /mans/ experience

>> No.40878510
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>>40878208
H-holy shit you're right.

>> No.40878527

His gameplay literally doesn't match his commentary, this is prerecorded

>> No.40878540

>>40878490
That's a lot of menhera in one screenshot

>> No.40878538

>>40877832
>t. threadreader

>> No.40878543
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40878543

Gavis Bettel's lunch be like

>> No.40878554

>>40878208
ooohhhh... I can see

>> No.40878552

so when do we get the full lotr trilogy watchalong stream

>> No.40878553

>>40878490
How do people who watch multiple streams at once even comprehend anything

>> No.40878555

>>40878490
a-are you me

>> No.40878579

The one hour time limit is a hundred times more psychotic than anything Bettel has said or done so far

>> No.40878581

>pink and blue
>crippling autism
So bettel is the EN aqua?

>> No.40878583

>>40878497
this but every stream

>> No.40878588

am I supposed to want to fuck gavis's outtro

>> No.40878591

>>40878208
You are gonna love when you are only a Quarter right with that statement. The other 3 members might surprise you, too.

>> No.40878595

DAMMIT he was just about to break

>> No.40878605

>bettel luck next time
wait a minute....

>> No.40878616

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.40878620

>>40878490
Nice, my brain and internet can't handle more than 2

>> No.40878622

HE SAID THE THING

>> No.40878625

Oh damn. He actually adopted "Bettel luck next time". Nice.

>> No.40878632

>>40878283
I only come in here for the clown
t. tourist nijifag

>> No.40878639

>HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING
>HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING
>HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING
>HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING
>HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING
>HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING

>> No.40878647

I feel like he needs some more conversation topics to go through during streams. He seems bad at coming up with them on the spot.

>> No.40878648

>>40878616
I want to hit him/10

>> No.40878660

>>40878616
I can't fix him/10

>> No.40878665
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>>40878616
ACTUAL, LITERAL, NO JOKE AUTISTIC WHITE CLOWN/10

>> No.40878672

He is fucking /here/ and I refuse to take my meds

>> No.40878675

Bettel nut lex time/10

>> No.40878676

>>40878605
wait I get it.. he's using the Japanese confusing R and L to make a pun, this cunning racist

>> No.40878679

>>40878543
UK raided the whole world and they still have the most disgusting culinary.

>> No.40878680
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40878680

hermanito time

>> No.40878684
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40878684

I can finally take a piss. I'm gonna wait till Sunday's chatting stream is over, but im 90% sure he's my 2nd Tempus oshi now. He's fucking hilarious.

>> No.40878683

>>40878352
Oh wait I just noticed that he did do that huh?

>> No.40878692

>>40878632
sister please post your pits before you leave

>> No.40878694

>>40878616
10d6 psychic damage/10

>> No.40878698

>>40878647
It adds to the whole pathetic shtick

>> No.40878699

VG feels like a rollercoaster with this setup
>flayon is the uphill
>bettels the peak
>hakkas the ride down
>shinri is the stop
amazing flow what the fuck

>> No.40878702

>>40878490
is this what adhd looks like?

>> No.40878707

>>40878647
What do you mean? Don't you want him laughing at himself when the only topic he can bring out is fucking water?

>> No.40878718

>>40878553
I can listen two streams with no problems so I mute the rest and mix it up every few minutes

>> No.40878721

>>40878672
He probably has that same mindset, too

>> No.40878724

>>40878616
I want to watch him cry in Shinri's powerful arms /10

>> No.40878734

>>40878622
>>40878639
Shit, I closed out a moment too soon to tune into the bird, what did he say?

>> No.40878733

HERMANITO TIME

>> No.40878736

>>40878616
Autistic, bad at vidya, picky eater, rambler, retard.

10/10

>> No.40878741

>>40878647
Well movies seems like a decent can worms waiting to be opened at least.

>> No.40878743

>>40878647
Wdym? His conversation topics are bangers

>> No.40878753

>>40878647
hell no, his frantic search just adds to it

>> No.40878754

>>40878616
The 1hour limit is protecting us/10

>> No.40878759

>>40878616
I want to punch him/10

>> No.40878762

>>40878490
based

>> No.40878763

Alright anons, take your bets now. Will Hakka completely misunderstand what "Baba is You" means and fuck up the castle puzzle?

>> No.40878764

Mental health professional anons of /mans/ what is your diagnosis?

>> No.40878765

Wait a minute...Hakka said his shoes have blood vessels and are attatched to his feet...but he's not wearing them in his intro screen!

>> No.40878768

>>40878647
It's infinitely more entertaining when he's autistically rambling

>> No.40878777

>>40878734
gas the kikes race war now

>> No.40878784

>>40878616
He is the whitest vtuber in existence/10

>> No.40878793

>>40878734
Bettel luck next time

>> No.40878801

>>40878679
>still have the most disgusting culinary.
ESL butthurt

>> No.40878804

is this how you pronounce wyvern?

>> No.40878807

>>40878741
Imagine if he starts going into autistic detail about taxi driver.

>> No.40878821

>>40878616
He's your vtuber for fufilling the unhinged quota of the day, I realize

>> No.40878837

>>40878765
He caught himself in a lie. He didn't realize it.

>> No.40878838

>>40878616
No one can fix him/10

>> No.40878849
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40878849

Unless he stops streaming or he changes drastically, the clown easily has become part of my top 5, if not 3, of my favorite tempus boys.

I just really like the dude a lot, I love hearing him talk about the dumbest shit and be entertained by it. Besides he is dumb as shit which I also like.

>> No.40878851

>>40878764
nigga is fucked up

>> No.40878858

>>40878616
HOW IS HE ALIVE/10

>> No.40878860

KEK

>> No.40878863

he about to drag this man through the dirt

>> No.40878870

oh altare's sister is one of those nerds

>> No.40878876
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40878876

Jesus Christ the first week isn't even over yet and I've already had to start trimming this down a bit. Sorry I'm not including any autistic food preferences because then this will be twice as long.

>Accidentally set merch presentation to autopilot and couldn’t fix it
>Picked an art tag that was already used by someone else
>First solo stream after debut. Has tech issues and can’t go live
>Makes a twitterspace after 20 minutes that just plays crunchy hold music
>TALKED TO HIMSELF FOR TWENTY MINUTES ON MUTE
>Posted the link to their FUCKING DISCORD instead of his genmates stream on chat
>Eats a whole frozen pizza and goes to bed. Tries again the next day
>He starts to lag after the intro, his voice was muted but the game music was BLASTING, while trying to figure out what happened he accidentally hits the end stream button and redirects to Hakka
>Makes another twitterspace. Starts having a mental breakdown, on the verge of tears
>Many of these issues are because he built a new computer 2 DAYS BEFORE HIS DEBUT
>Talks about how as a kid he pulled his teeth out eating Milk Duds and shoved Playdough in his ears until it hardened. This is apparently only the tip of the iceberg for his stories
>Didn't even know how to end the twitterspace properly
>FINALLY gets things functional on day 3 for Cooking Simulator, does a funny bit where he pretends to lag out
>We can’t hear the game, so he plays Beethoven’s 5th for background nose. Also, chat is frozen so he hides it
>The reason he was having so much trouble before was because he was trying to stream ON HIS FUCKING WIFI
>Forgot what he was doing tomorrow and fucked up the redirect at the last second
>After the stream he figures out he had the game audio muted in his settings
>Manager gets a heart attack because they weren’t informed about the lag bit beforehand, he gets bonked for it
>Next day, playing Getting Over It
>Forgot to buy the game and install it until it was time to stream
>Starts game, gets jumpscared by how loud it is, his tracking is also broken
>Gets filtered by THE FIRST FUCKING TREE for 10 minutes
>Almost goes on a SEXIST RANT about women bottling water

THE PAGLIACCI OF HOLOLIVE PRODUCTIONS ENGLISH

>> No.40878875

>>40878764
He's on the spectrum
t. Degree in psychology

>> No.40878879

>>40878764
I am not a doctor, I'm actually an idiot, but even I can see that boy on the spectrum

>> No.40878884
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I told you, fuckers, this kid is insane, so much energy

>> No.40878893

>>40878616
Worked mans into a shoot brother/10

>> No.40878892

GABRIEL BETOL

>> No.40878896

>>40878764
Autism mixed with depression and side of social anxiety and with toppings of a retard

>> No.40878897

>>40878801
It's true though. British """"""cuisine"""""" is basically dogfood. Except english breakfast though. That thing can stay.

>> No.40878898

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. GAVIS BETTEL IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.40878901

GABRIEL BETOL

>> No.40878904
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40878904

Bettel mama

>> No.40878912

>>40878616
Classic Bettel/10

>> No.40878920

>public enemy of XENOKUNI
HOLY FUCK
HIS GENMATE IS THROWING HIM UNDER THE BUS
HAKKA REALLY JUST EXTENDED THE BIT

>> No.40878925

>>40878764
that boy ain't right

>> No.40878933

Hakka I fucking love this guy kek

>> No.40878940

my cute son is cute

>> No.40878941

>>40878884
kino

>> No.40878950

More Shiny Spicy next week let’s go

>> No.40878954

>>40878884
LA CREATIVIDAD

>> No.40878962

Little brother is so cute...

>> No.40878966
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40878966

>>40878876

>> No.40878970

>>40878490
How the hell can you watch all of them and actually understand something? It's impossible, I can barely watch 2.

>> No.40878971

>>40878904
milf...

>> No.40878981

>still has Phogs on top of screen

>> No.40878984

>>40878849
The moment this guy starts opening up with horrible anime opinions is going to be hilarious

>> No.40878985

>>40878383
I know is broken english but is she saying that he gets the same feeling with Bettel that she does with her IRL son?
Or I am understanding that horribly wrong?

>> No.40878988

>>40878616
lost interest/10

>> No.40878990

birdkino

>> No.40879003

aw altare and axel are so cute

>> No.40879010

•v• Y

>> No.40879021

>>40878898
was literally thinking of this too

>> No.40879025
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40879025

>>40871591
gunman

>> No.40879032

>>40878904
Imagine your mom pointing out some American who can't even eat a tomato that she helped do the design for and asking why you aren't as famous as him.

>> No.40879030
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40879030

>> No.40879056

Is Hakka's tracking twitching?

>> No.40879061

>>40878904
Man she's so supportive. It's kind of hilarious that she got the son she did...

>> No.40879083

>>40878970
Already replied
>>40878718

>> No.40879085

>>40878904
>she has an IRL son
Dropped

>> No.40879089

BABA IS (YOU)

>> No.40879093

he's smart

>> No.40879126

>>40878985
It was about cheering her son, like watching him being nervous on stage, something like that.

>> No.40879127

>>40879003
they really are kek

>> No.40879131

>>40871591
gunman
paladin
lancer
mage

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