/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Last Thread Status: Ended with Koyo.

>>40775780
Good Joshu-kun

Richardo

:)

:D

Only through passionate and tough love can Pokobee be saved.

I have performed correction for Pokobee, hopefully he will not relapse during the dark hours.

>>40776268
Pokobee doesn't need saving. He did nothing wrong.

will sakamata heal up or will she get her shiny nyahoja first?

Good Koyo.

>>40776508
I hope she heals, I don't care for the stupid cat (unless the shiny is blue. Then I might give a slight fuck about it). Also shiny hunting with eggs are boring.

>>40777259

>>40777308
What is your concern?

Shiny hunting with eggs are NOT boring.

>>40777627
It's just pacing up and down a road with the bike Pokemon and getting animations occasionally. I'm glad Chloe at least chats or does Q&A but the premise looks pretty boring to me.

>>40777833
and then you remember miko did it also. you at least don't remember how bad it was with flare, trying to find a shiny chimchar

>>40777879
I've never watched Flare to be honest. I'm also not that big into Pokemon so that may be the bigger issue but maybe shiny hunting while moving around the world might be a lot more fun.

>>40778076
for me, i do like pokemon since I enjoy the series, but shiny hunt streams are torturous

Shiny hunting streams are just zatsudans.

>>40778203
>shiny hunt streams are torturous
Wait. Are we saying the same thing?

>>40778362
yes but you might not like pokemon, while I do.

>>40778386
I played Yellow. Doesn't that mean anything?

>>40777627
It kind of treads on that territory, depending on how much the talent can talk it up during the grind. I don't mind comfy streams though and the reactions are always fun.

>>40778812
I played Pokémon Blue and then dropped it.
Get on my boomer level, fucker.

>>40780568
Boomer-dono, I fucking kneel.

time to make everyone feel old

my first pokemon game was diamond

>It is possible to teach me about how to swim?

>>40780712
Good starting place, Gen 4 is my personal favorite. I started with Silver and traded it for Red version not knowing that it was better. My young dumb self just liked the cool looking dragon on the cartridge.

>>40780711
Those two stole the show for that collab

Iroha Geoguessr was comfy, she's cuter than I thought. I'm hoping for more Geoguessr streams in general, cute girls getting lost in the Japanese countryside are cute

>she doesn't know about the soap trap I set up at home

I miss Irohas

>>40783349
Iroha hits different for me because I'm also a guy that came into the big city from the countryside looking for work. I get her a lot more than a lot of other chuubas and that's why I love her.

You may not realize it, but Kazama is basically a genius

Kek

>>40790525

love my daughter

*remembering the fallen with Pokobee*

Gozaru...

gozaru WILL have the best 2023!

stinky

eggplante

>>40805037
I don't think I've ever had eggplant before

>>40807079
neither have I, but eggplant is better on the grill or in parm.

>>40775780
i always end with koyo
>>40777259
joshus already did the shiny arc
it was cute cause koyo starts talking about random things
don't worry pokemon games only release like 3 times a year

*finding monkeys with Pokobee*

pokobee no its still alive...!

Iroha!

Pokobee!

>>40821689
I want to ruffle his stupid soft belly like you wouldn't believe.

sniff gozaru

>>40826411
Keep your rapey hands away from my wife, migo!

>>40827124
Gozaru in casual outfits is way too cute. I hope she gets an outfit like that one

I want my Loli Iroha.

>>40827330

>>40827399

>>40827314
>Gozaru in casual outfits
COVER
COVEEEEEEEEER
I NEED NEW OUTFITS COVEEEEEEEEER
although base Gozaru is honestly one of my favorite designs

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5969111?q=soso_%28chlgksk110%29

>>40827684
Sex de gozaru

>>40827684

>>40827916
Pokobee can be sex but Iroha can't be? I don't understand

Orca's turn with geoguessr tonight. She kinda sorta implies it might be a world-wide one, not just Japan, but who knows.

RA PA PUN PUN PUN

just speculation, but Chloe retweeted Pekora's birthday live so she might be in it

KOYOYO~!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvMU9FxBYc4
when ball is life

>>40829581
COME ON AND SLAM

https://youtu.be/ioIDjX5MVfI?t=722
I love AZIro
Android Girl is so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NC_pqMt5rY

>>40828999
Like a Jesus

Good Koyo.

>>40828256
She's gonna get lost if it's Japan only. She will get lost harder if it's worlwide. Fun stuff will be had (unless she immediately tries to look for street signs like Iroha)

>>40834275
BURN THE WOLF WITCH

Chloe on da telly

POEpeko

this orca sure is cute

My wallet…

imagine the smell

>>40837995
Sakamata should play Subnautica. I think she would like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FSfScdgc6g
Watch orca being lost.

MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!

>>40838333
Eating chips on the job. Off to a great start already!

>>40838579
At least she didn't wake up 5 minutes before the stream.

>>40838333
I would like to stay, but my bed is calling me. Have fun though

>>40838814
Considering how much she sleeps that would be in character. Has she ever overslept before? I know it's an occurrence in JP streams.

>tokyo tower

>>40839117
She's cheating. How can she be so lucky?!
>Tokyo tower
Goddamit Chloe!

>puts cursor right on Oita
>somehow doesn't see it
Bakamata...

>No Iroha stream
Damn, back to work

She actually managed to find it. Good job, Chloe.

>>40840078
>Gets spooked by warping photos
Wait until she hears about those pidgeon fuckers.

https://mangadex.org/chapter/34b2f94e-ce4d-49da-9dd4-ab0b3e055136
haven't seen anyone posting the translation yet

>>40841288
Not yet. Was waiting for that and haven't checked the page today. Nice one anon!

cute Gozaru mengen post

>>40841709
Does she ever make anything that's NOT cute?

>looks for Oita in the north.
didn't she notice the palm trees?

>new photo on screen
>immediately shouts "Okinawa"
Is the Orca gonna guess this one all by herself?!

Good Koyo.

Koyo suki suki <3

did Chloe turn comments off for something bad? I missed the stream

>>40848107
I've seen them turned off after stream quite often. Maybe is a problem with the VODs in the first hours, but I haven't seen the entire stream so I can't tell for sure.

yooo pokobee keeps escaping into mayo and trying to hump koyos panties...

>>40848582
I was wondering where we lost him. Haven't seen him here in a while...

*kidnapped by iroha with Pokobee*

dozo

>>40849373
Time to bathe her in the mug. She can't rebel to that!

>>40849373
The perfect size for a jar...

what sorts of people are holox fans?

>>40851877
There are no HoloX fans. Only Pokobee fans with a side of the girls

pokobee is cringe

>>40851877
Plusmates are menhera just like Laplus.

>>40852682
If you sleep with dogs you'll wake up with fleas.

>>40852682
I'm becoming more senile the longer she is gone.

>>40852842
She's just a menhera magnet

>>40853476
Next time squat battle!

>>40852842
Sounds like you speak from experience, nijisis

>>40853555
Here's hoping it goes better.

>>40853567
No, I speak from experience because I don't bathe like my oshi.

>>40853555
Leg wrestling next!

>>40853651
Imagine the smell...

>>40853651
Chloe bathes?

>>40853656
Hot hag leg wrestling action? I'm in!

Half naked stink is a ready to be bathed stink.

Give me all your Pokobee images!

>>40855775
Here some. Enjoy
>>40855826
Noooo! It's going to take so long to arrive! I hate you! T^T

>>40856008 (me)
>no attachment.

>>40855775
Not an image, I hope this satisfies you though

>>40856206
It's fine.

>>40855775
Guys. Maybe PokoSoup might not just be for flavor anymore. STOP THE GOZARU!

i am forgotten...

>>40857104
It's not true. I STILL want him back on stream AND a plushie (along with a Lui-tomo one)

>>40857465
I would murder someone for a fucking Luitomo plushie.

>>40857933
Lui-tomo is pretty cute. I like it a lot. Unfortunately Lui-nee doesn't do good plushies (I think the only one is the Ganmo and Tsumire/Tsukune ones)

>>40858218
I find Ganmo cool, the chicken nuggets not really

>>40859087
>chicken nuggets
Nice one. I'll steal that. Would've called them testicles with eyes but that one works a lot better

>>40858218
I ordered the latest ones and I'm excited to see how good they are, even though they won't be here for a long time.

>>40859421
Yeah, delivery for holoX stuff is incredibly slow. I can't believe it's going to take so long. Goddamit!

>>40859638
It's not a HoloX thing. It's Hololive merch in general. What's worse is when it ends like this picture after half a year of waiting.

>>40860106
What the fuck?! Is that yours? Now that is something I'll march over to Cover and start rolling heads around (especially if no refund is given). So glad I ordered stuff not in glass

>>40860258
that was from geekjack iirc

>>40860258
What >>40860273 said. This order came broken. My last order never arrived and when I emailed Geekjack, they said they don't know why it didn't arrive because "they're in Japan" and demanded I pay them shipping to try it again or they'd toss out my product. I argued with them and told them it was on them and they would need to be the ones to pay for it. They ghosted me.

I learned my lesson. Don't buy from fucking Geekjack. Try to make sure nobody else does. If they're not willing to pay for their mistakes, they can lose money elsewhere.

>>40860273
>geejack
Oh nice. Heard a bunch of good things about customer service there

>>40860385
i've paid through the hololive store and i really hope i get my sakamata plush and laplus shirt. its also why i get so paranoid over something made of glass.

>>40860463
I ordered my Lui-nee wine glass through the Hololive store and it arrived just fine. Geekjack is the only JP company I've ever had issues with. Stick to the official Hololive store when you're buying merch.

>>40860385
>>40860463
What pieces of shit. So basically there's no buying merch if you're in the EU

>>40860106
I get depressed every time I see this image

>>40860581
Hololive ships to you, doesn't it? I get it in the US.
>>40860593
What's even worse is that it's made-to-order. Meaning even if he put in a complaint, he'd likely never actually get the product. The most he can hope for is a refund.

its also a bitch because any booze is illegal to import to the states

>>40860697
That shit confuses me. How the hell does anyone get alcohol from overseas if that's the case?

>>40860675
This is the official "Oversea delivery" table. There's another link to Geekjack if you're not into those countries
>>40860721
I think they can import but it needs to be written on the box beforehand

>>40860904
Well, shit. I'd ask around online to see how people in the EU buy merch.

>>40861087
Pretty sure GeekJack is the only option. I mean, it's on the official site

>>40860721
its always a cointoss

*casts spell to make laplus feel better*

>>40860385
... I hope I don't have any or at least little issues for the 3D celebration merch. The horror stories I've read about geekjack though are making me feel discouraged.

>>40864898
I don't know too much about this, but look into the laws for chargebacks in your country. If Geekjack fails to deliver your merch safely and refuses to take responsibility, see if you can get your money back through your bank/credit card company.

Hoping Hololive drops Geekjack and partners with someone else.

>>40865371
Biggest markets are probably covered but yeah it's a shitshow. At least through the hololive delivery you can get your money back normally

>>40860904
>>40861087
Use a proxy like Tenso, no clue if the fees are higher though. But it works just fine.

>>40835188
https://youtu.be/N7ODAx_CpdY

*casts spell to make all kazamatai cuter than they already are*
Oh, my spell failed. I wonder why

>>40868837
You are the last Kazamatai…

>>40868834
Oh God. Is that pic from the stream when she tried to kiss chat with the wettest kiss ever?! I still have PTSD from that

>>40869069
What's wrong with sloppy orca kisses, anon?

>>40869822
They freak me out. It's like she's sucking your soul out through your lips. I'll stick with the chu chu

>>40870091
She can have my soul if it means I get those sloppy orca kisses.

>bored looking for cute HoloX art on pixiv
>find Laplus diaper art

Why...

>>40870091
Yeah, that orca intentionally makes it sound gross, for comedy purposes, but it's truly disturbing.
Every time she does it I don't feel aroused, I feel defiled. I feel in the skin of a little girl facing a 30+y old uncle who have anything but good intentions

>>40870565
>The internet is a fucked up place
>Never look up kusogaki art out of principle
>Live long and prosper

*chad stride with pokobee*

>>40872548
I thought that was a piss puddle before I expanded the image.

>>40874096
thats pokobee bro... don't be mean hes our mascot

>>40874379
No, no, on the floor. I thought the floor itself was a piss puddle.

>>40870565
Pixiv can have some landmines at time...

*pissing on the floor with Pokobee*

>>40876133
Bad Pokobee!

Why do Kazamatais like piss and poop so much?

*wiping the floor clean with pokobee*

Did Lui-nee ever watch the Alien franchise?

>>40879064
I would love to see that

>>40879064
one day i should watch promethius

>>40860273
That's 100% not from geekjack. They wouldn't see alcohol.

why is she angry

>>40883371
Bath time

*Shitting the bed with Pokobee*

*bathing with soap with Pokebee*

*house training pokobee*

Wanted for...
-Human Trafficking
-War Crimes
-Distribution of illegal drugs
-Harvesting and selling of organs
-Bad table manners
-Not potty trained
-Being a sexual predator
-Most of all being cute

I'm starting to think Pokobee posters need their own thread.

*taking over /holox/ with Pokobee*

Iroha!

>>40853476
>thinking Koyo or Sakamata are any stronger
Are Lui's chat stupid or do they really think Lui can beat Iroha at arm wrestling?

>>40890623
Pokobee general lol

Death to /holox/ and /mayo/ when /pokobee/ rises! with Pokobee

cute coyote

>>40895142
That was a very fun and unexpected segment, I was hoping it would go on for longer

Pokobee has enslaved the Joshu-kuns...

>>40894514
>>40895063
Do it. You won't.

do NOT create /pokobee/, /holox/ will die.

>>40896039
anon... >>40896463

it is over...

The war it is then.

*rebelling against holox with Pokobee*

>>40896679
It begins...

*allies with Pokobee*

Once the orca general is back, we will have 4 HoloX thread. HoloX will rise again.

>>40896540
Where did we go wrong?

>>40897178
He was called "fat fuck" in the early days. Now he came back to destroy us. It's revenge

>>40897210
He is still fat fuck, though...

>>40897362
I can't wait for my fat fuck to arrive

>>40897915
I'll give you a fat fuck.

KOYOYO~!

>you have to pay a monthly fee for geoguessr
what

Wagahai love!

>>40899581
who?

>>40899581
Wagahai and Gozaru should hug and hold hands

Koyo is wrecking Eroha so hard in this game.

https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1613857058700558337
>dropped by Kanata's mixing stream
cute
>making sweets again
Gozaru...

>>40900667
The work of architect is eternal.

>>40901097
>>40841401
>>40896463

POKOBEE SAVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtY0vGWACZI
Hardcore Iroha in minecraft

Day 5 of 168, god damn. I'm surprised this won in terms of content over her FF streams

>>40904653
Day 5 of streaming, day 34/168 in game…

>>40904752
Ahhh, gotcha. I was going off the title, my bad

suddenly

OJOU AISHITE!

Good Koyo.

ohayou? konichiwa? ufufu~

https://youtu.be/Sj3eOEs3f0c?t=8

You're watching Iroha play Minecraft right now, right?

>>40908452
I have her on my second monitor, just listening in mainly while I do other stuff

>>40908452
Pretty funny, cute stuff.

Bye bye Gozaru

What's the latest drama surrounding Laplus?

>>40910702
There's drama? I would like to know too.

>>40910702
There is none? She's been on hiatus for over a month.

>>40910837
>pregnant

Good Gozaru.

>>40910871
Still hasn't died. Good job Gozaru!

Iroha is the least interesting of the group.

>Lui, Koyori, Laplus

Ah, I see what's happening now. Thank you for bumping the thread.

>>40911166
I sincerely think that every member of HoloX is interesting in their own ways.
>Koyori: hardworking and consistent
>Lui: a little robotic but funny when she gets spooked in horror games
>Chloe: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX and amazing singing voice
>Iroha: pure and naive
>Laplus: kusogaki

i need more kuroe and senchou

>>40911963
I like this one a lot

>>40911963
senchou already has her necromancer.

>>40916178
If Marine really liked her she would have graduated in protest of her firing.

>>40916765
Now that would've been a fucking POWER move! Unfortunately she's not big enough to make any kind of stuff like that. Cover just would've not care and she would've shot herself in the foot

>>40916765
>graduate to protest a justified firing
Lol
She liked was she was, and so did others, but they didn't like what she really turned out to be.

>>40916765
we're not here to argue about someone who broke the NDA

t.former fandead

Plusmates, I got my karasu pillow.
This thing is so fucking stupid wtf I can't get over pulling its intestines out of it's ass and then shoving the corpse inside.

>>40917396
If you're here to claim Marine has anything to do with Rushia anymore then you're also here to argue everything else. Why not just stop forcing her in hololive threads?

>>40917652
It's funny prolapsing him, huh? Neat feature, I wish it was as easy to re-plush him as it is turning him into a neckpillow

>>40918311
no, i'm just not wanting to fight over it.

>>40917652
Have you fucked it yet, though?

>>40918649
You just said Marine doesn't need to collab with Chloe because of the green whore. What the fuck was the point of your shitty post?

Friendly reminder that this is the HoloX thread.

>>40918652

>>40916765
I bet Marine wanted to, but she couldn't which is why she fell into a huge 2 week depression after the news. Rushia was her one and only special girl.

>>40919035
She will graduate this year I'm pretty sure.

>>40899646
I hope they collab again quickly when Lap gets back. I really like their dynamic together. They are like a pair of sassy, retarded sisters

>>40919150
>when
If

>>40919111
And join Coco and Angel reincarnate. If only hololive would allow collabs with a vtuber twitch streamer they could somehow interact.

>>40918787
???
>>40911963 was my post!
>>40918557
cute plushie.

>>40919177

>>40919177
Did I stutter, cunt?

This could be a well smelling orca after she got bathed with soap

>>40920423
Could be? Yes.
Should be? No...

sniff /holoX/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiipMW1dHCo
Love this song

>>40919589

>>40924873
That's still my favorite group song by them

*assimilates all kazamatai in the thread into the hivemind*

>>40920423
never

>>40934167
The most powerful of the New Years outfits.

page 10 infidelity

Iroha!

KOYOYO~!

Ultimate XO Lui-nee

which way will you go?

>>40955980
Both.

>>40956428
I love soapposts

>>40955808
This is why I prefer the Pokobee repair service instead.

Looks like /pokobee/ didn't do so well. Ready to go back, fat fuck?

>>40960714

>>40961970
I hate you. Don't post images like this. It fucking drives my autism insane.

Lui's Monokuma voice is cute

*reuniting with pokobee*

*forgiving my pokobee with Pokobee*

>>40966857
I still love you Pokobee, you will last longer next time!

Given Lui is probably the best JP member when it comes to speaking/understanding English, what all do you think she can handle in terms of media with said language? Like, movies and games and what not.