[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 232 KB, 979x1464, 19283749823744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40823318 No.40823318 [Reply] [Original]

Why are flat-chested vtubers so superior?

>> No.40823515

>>40823318
Big tits get in the way of cowgirl hug sex

>> No.40823675
File: 1.47 MB, 1158x1637, little-predators.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40823675

My theory is that because they can't rely on bouncing tits to attract and hold viewers, they only gamble on giving the flat models to the really personable, entertaining and/or sweet ones. Often it ends up being all of the above.

>> No.40823715
File: 561 KB, 640x880, 1645553035956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40823715

>>40823318
They aren't, you're just a pedophile.

>> No.40823789

>>40823715
Terrible fan art and fanfiction. It's not accurate.

>> No.40823972
File: 278 KB, 1316x2048, 1651937278860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40823972

>>40823789

>> No.40824034

>>40823318
Flat chested in the gaou sense

>> No.40824815

Flat chests are demure and a sign of modest femininity. Big boobs are typically found on overweight girls and are for coomers, hence most porn arts having honka bonka badonker women that look completely unrealistic even by 3dpd porn standards. See >>40823972
>>40823715
>NOOOOO YOU DON'T WANT TO DELVE THROUGH MOLDY FOLDS OF OOZING LUNCH MEAT TO SLAM MY HAM YOU MUST FUCK KIDS
twitter tranny begone

>> No.40825074

>>40823318
A flat chest is a symbol of status

>> No.40826458
File: 398 KB, 1284x1728, 1665081810788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40826458

>>40823318
They just are.

>> No.40826538
File: 132 KB, 653x885, 1658464259369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40826538

>>40823715
t.faggot

>> No.40826764
File: 380 KB, 1448x2048, 1652698332172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40826764

>>40826538

>> No.40826796

If you were an actual Suisei fan, you'd know she has B cups technically, just a little bigger than A cups. Of course this is Japanese B cup so not quite American B cup but still.

>> No.40827404
File: 649 KB, 800x999, 1665380848849.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40827404

>>40823715
stop watching porn.

>> No.40827436

I definitely prefer big chests but after Suisei became my oshi I've seen the light on flat chests.

>> No.40828908
File: 70 KB, 546x552, 1657535122708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
40828908

Oi

>> No.40831343

>>40823318
theyre not

>> No.40831358

>>40823715
>"All flat women are children"
>Farming (You)s

>> No.40831662

>>40823318
cause the fat tiddied ones look like hentai game popups

>> No.40832819

Smaller boobs are simply more elegant. I like big boobs but they often come across as almost bovine. Incredibly functional and devoid of the enticing slimness and nubile small boobed women. They remove any element of cuteness.

>> No.40832982

>>40823715
>>40823972
>>40826764
what the fuck!

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action