/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Squeezable and milkable

I'm going to anti Ami solely so that one anon will take my virginity!

I'm going to fuck that Ami anti

I love this mothermeowin' retro gaming spidercat momwife and I will personally fight the weather to ensure no more of her vacations get cancelled

I love my girlfriend and her designated groping area

I am going to marry Chikafuji Lisa

I'm going to fuck my oshi's boyfriend

Ember's primordial pouch

Lusting over yuuna's big yuunas

I'm going to take Meru out on a very nice no-strings-attached date and let her blow as much of my money as she wants.

I love this spider more than I love myself.

Statement of my ongoing desire to enact carnal acts upon one of the girls from this company

I'm going to take Yuuna out on a very nice dinner date and let her blow as much of my money as she wants, but only if lets me panini press her afterwards.

Rei please post more voice tweets soon, I miss your dulcet tones

>>40737359
Ş̶̡̥͎̺͙̣̪̮̱͍̖̯̻̓̌͌̉͒͛̊̍̊͆̈́͑̉̽̓̾̓̈́̏͂̓͐̕̚͠͝q̷̫̯̊̐̈́͆͑̆̇͗̒̂̇̍̌̃̾̎̔̈́̓̊́̍̽͊̇̀̌̏͑͌̕̕̚͘͝u̴̡͖̻̪̳̼̬̼̠͈̟̼͙̠̖̤͔̖̠̜̖̼̫͚͔͂̐́͒̔͒i̷̢̛͉͉̮̤͎̙̭̙̫̼̘̦͎̬͒̂́̌̒̃̽̒́͐̈́̑͑̔̈̊͛̏̆̔͊́̓̉̍̊̍̂͑͗̚̕̕ĺ̵̛̛͇̘̼̼̰͔͑̀̽̈̀̑͊̐̊̈́̇̂͋͘̚͝k̷̢̨̡͚̞͉͓͇̥̞͕̳̩͉͔̺̖͍͔͚̟̫̯̰͖̳̫̩̖͉̭͙͕̩̪͍̰̋̎̑͑̐̽͆̓̉̏͜͜ͅͅą̷̡̠̫͙̭̙͉̮̱͍͙̣̟̩͈̬͎̞͈͓̫͙̦̓̓͋̾̀̔͒̋̋̿̀̊̀̌͂̊b̵̟̰̠͉̳̫̦̱͖̖͚̮̓̿͊̈͘l̷̛̛̞̟̳̮̙̱̼̙̱͈͚̱̖̘͈͕̩̣̮͕̜͙̭͕͉͕̼͍̘͚̹̟̟̮͈̪̰̱̩̹̫͑́̄̽̈́̔̈́͂̔̀͂́̂̇́̀̐̈͂̍̍̇́͊͋̿̔͊͌̃̀̌͒̚̕̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅę̵̡̗͙͓̪͕̙̻̼̱̪̟̞͚͎͚̱͚̙̻͇͚̠͚̯̯͚͙͉̥̦͎͙̣̟͍̻̬͈̯̣͕̬̝̈́͆̈́͋͒̂̓̂̋̄̿̂͌̽̍́͘ͅͅͅ

>>40737546
I think she mentioned it wasn't weather related but didn't specify
still fight the weather Anon, I'm sure it has brought her enough problems with cold and heat

>>40738398
Ď̷̡̧̡̡̼̥̱̘̹̳̰̩̝̰̼͉̩̩͓͉̘͈ó̵̧̺̪͙̫͈̪͍̭̻̰͉̘͍̳̹̪͕̰̩͔̫̟̩̙̣̀̆͑̎͐͒̾͒ͅň̵͇͕̞͚͚̤̩̘̠͎̹̦͈̭͕͎̒̉̑͌́̚͠'̴̧̛͙̪̭̠͚͖͔̰̣͉̗̗̜̘̦̜̯̫̖̠̫̳͉̪͓͗̽́̃̐̊͑̔̌̒͆̇̆̀́̄́̈͛͗͛́̌̽̓̑̚͘t̵͚͍̝̦̉̋͊͐͋̐̈͆͗̇̄͘͠͠ ̶̡̡̜͎̩̫̞̹̻̝̭̟̣͙̠͔̟͍͈̔́̀̀͐́̓͛̂̋̐͗̌́̔͘̚͜͝͠͝͠͝͝s̴̱̭̰̭̹͊͛̎̎̈́̂̽̽͝͠ą̸̨̧̡̡̼͚̻̗̤̝̜̥͉̬̣̹̠̠͙͍̫̪̼̏́̑̒̂̑̒͘͜ͅͅͅŷ̶̨̢͔̙͈̗̣͇̯͚̝̰͉̻̗̜̝͍̭̱̖̖́͊͐̊̆̑̎͌̍̔̒͗̉͊̌̄̌̓̂̌́̏͂̈́̍̈́͝ ̷̧͎̝̳͉͙̯͔͓̖̮̹͎̯̀̒̃͋̋̋̓̎͗̎̀͂͜͝͝͝͝t̶̠͈͇͉̫̮̭͂̍̋̀̈̿̓̑̍̄̑̾̔͑̚͝h̵̨̢̨̧̧̡̨̻̗͓͔̝͎̥̥̼̱͕̙͚̩͎̍̇̿͑̊͋͗̊̀̽̔̋̇͒̚͝͝ͅͅǡ̷̛̗͈́̽́͛͛̓̈̀̽̑̏̄̿̿͋͘͘͝͝ţ̷̩͇͚̼̫̰̹͙̠̠͈̹̟͇͙̥̞̫̯͛̔́̌͊͐̋̉̒̓͐̒͛͗̈́̄̈́͐͒͌̄̊͋̑̾̍͝͝ͅ!̸̡͈͖̜̭̞̈

>>40737556
I want to tell her that I love her and make her feel like she deserves it

>>40737956
>Take bread on a dinner date
>Let her blow as much money as she wants
>Her tummy horts and she won't let you panini press her
What do?

>>40741964
I'll show her what tummy hort really means.

>>40742175
Knead that dough! Knead that dough!

Claw scratch inducing brutal intense primal sex with Hanabi

>>40737556
Doing my daily Love me Love me Love me reps for her, she sounds so wonderful during the last minute or so when she's really going at it

I love Lisa so much

>>40744119
I hope you're not the guy always talking about owing her your life

>>40744905
Sorry but that is in fact me

>>40743614
I was just thinking about this cover after last stream too. I realized that it is so hauntingly beautiful because the song is really about her.
>Needs confirmation from others badly (even if she doesn't admit it)
>But they are never enough to fix her menhera
>Even has strangling metaphors

I can’t get used to bread’s new model. I miss her old one but this new one is more expressive even if it doesn’t really fit her. I’m not a fan of the moles multiplying though.

>>40745030
I'll just say that getting a response to your marshmallow and feeling a need to broadcast it on 4chan is a sign of bad decision making, and that pouring your heart out to a girl I know you have a lot of doubt over is a bigger sign of bad decision making

>>40745296
Nevermind that's someone else. I say that a lot here, but I would never put something to that effect in her maros and I don't particularly have any doubts about her.

>>40745030
I know who you are and you're going to get too close to the sun and burn yourself at this rate. Just a friendly warning

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1613018725065654273
Ami's low voice activates my lower areas

Tomo shooting things stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgzs2xmi_mU

>>40745460
I doubt we have two of you here and if you didn't send the maro that's better but still >>40745475

I like Purin!

>>40747243
Purin a cutie

Wake up
Mio breakdown
Fuck

>>40749708
Just like waking up, that seems like a daily occurrence.

Fuck man, Mio is making me feel sad

Beerpals get your girl in control

>>40749041
I'm going to push this brat down and correct her for seducing adults.

has there been a purin and ami collab?
if so is there a vod?

Vtubing is so fucked up

>>40750109
I dont know what else to say other than I love her..

>>40750369
why?

>>40750109
We can't...

I blame this guy I mean, he's right, but he shouldn't say it

>>40750587
he's not right, he's just another typically twitter / reddit tard.

>>40750491
For lots of reasons that are hard to cope with after getting hit with two girls on the same night both brooding over how they're going to cut us out of their lives after they graduate

>>40750648
who's the other girl?

Bros I just want her to be happy, that's the only thing that I want...

>>40750587
Every business relies mostly on returning customers.

>>40750632
He's 100% correct. Beerpals aren't her friends (or boyfriends, for that matter) no matter how parasocial she gets. I love my girlfriend to bits but she needs real relationships and emotional connections with people and she will never get that from viewers.

>>40727268
Ami goes to magfes? Last time I went was 2013.

>>40751112
You are not the relationship police.

>>40751225
shes not going to fuck you

>>40751112
If you apply this advice to everyone instead of just the girl you simp for the vtubing industry dies

>>40751317
Good, she's gross.

>>40751112
What kind of stranger knows so much about her personal life, her childhood, accepts her worries, spends time with her for hours nearly every day, and provides for her, supports her, and cheers her on?
Nobody in real life will do that for you whenever you need it. Especially in Korea where physical appearance is as important as it is, she's talked about this before
There's a reason why streams are a reward for her
That guy is just saying "parasocial bad" with more words

>>40751112
>and she will never get that from viewers
Probably not, but it's better than nothing.
>Beerpals aren't her friends (or boyfriends, for that matter) no matter how parasocial she gets
Disagree, that's just a twitter tranny take. Her regulars probably know more about her than her own family. And likely vice versa for many of the regulars.
They play games together, watch movies together, chat together, they're there for her when she's sad, they're there for her when she's happy, they make her laugh, she makes them laugh, etc.
That accounts for far more than a regular relationship in many cases. Sure they can't touch or fuck her (yet, i wouldnt be surprised if VR tech gets to that point for vtubing), but all that certainly accounts for something. Even more so given that she has genuine love for them.
Obviously one day (hopefully) she'll leave the long distance polyamorous relationship behind, but extreme levels of parasocialism like this doesn't mean nothing.

>>40751492
She should swim over to Australia desu

>>40751317
well said new IP, keep slaying sister

>>40751703
retard

>>40737271
Stop putting Orla in the OP, it makes me sad that she doesn't stream anymore.

She deleted again tweets

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1613044727263399936
I know that feel Lisa

But seriously though, imagine if gen 4 is mixed gender again

>>40753521
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh no

>>40753521
I wouldn't mind it all, hell I kinda hope we do get a guy who has good game tastes this time around

no more boys

more boys
4 boys next gen

>>40750587
>you have deep rooted emotional problems
Yes buddy. Literally everyone in the community, vtubers and fans, do. I swear to god, vtubing becoming more mainstream is just bringing idiots like this in. People are trying to cope and process here, fuck off

>>40753728
yea me

If gen 4 has just one boy who plays crpgs and will stream VTM bloodlines I will be happy

I just want gen4 to have a stinky NEET who has nothing better to do than stream all day.
Even if it's a dude.

>>40751326
thats the point anon is making. the industry is predicated on broken girls emotionally connecting to broken guys. Hololive and Niji, long before the popularity boom, was this. why do you think the vtuber = menhera thing is not only a joke but largely true? the industry is inherently fucked up but at the end of the day, it's just broken people anonymously connecting with each other emotionally until one party's life improves enough to move on or the vtuber develops enough streaming skills/notoriety to go mainstream and emotionally move on

>>40753632
There will be 2 more low voiced mumbling guys and 2 more flamboyant theater guys. All of them will be playing apex/fps only

>>40751547
>they can't touch or fuck her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7PNLrbEN7w
And also
https://www.lovense.com/long-distance-sex-toys
Teledildonics is a thing anon.

>>40754208
I will kill myself if that happens

>>40754084
No, that was absolutely not the point he was making. That post would have been written a lot differently if he had anything in mind that you're attributing to it. If you believe that, and you want vtubers to have the chance to be vtubers, you need to want viewers to be making incorrect life choices. There's no way around it

>>40754208
Tsun will hunt down another mu-core streamer but "for girls" so they can capitulate on both the lonely shoegaze boy and financially irresponsible deftones hoe markets.

I want to ryona Lisa

>>40754222
It'll never be the same thing as an actual intimate relationship with a real, flesh person. Sorry anon, this idea of hundreds of guys sharing one girl forever is not going to actually work out in the end.

>>40754913
AI companions will eventually make healthier partners than other humans. Once you cope with that reality the lines aren't so distinct.

>>40754913
luckily for everyone Mio has said that she doesn't feel like physical intimacy or sex doesn't play a role in falling in love or keeping a relationship.
With her parents that only had sex once, to conceive her, it's understandable

>>40754422
>you need to want viewers to be making incorrect life choices.
>be vtuber fan
>spend hours every day watching random egirl cosplaying as anime character
>don't go outside and meet real girls or people
>attach self to egirl's community
>egirl becomes 5view
>become drowned out and invisible to egirl and community
or
>egirl graduates
>no longer have egirl and community to attach to
>find new egirl to attach to
Of course it's a bad life decision. Just like the guys who simp for ethots are making bad life decisions. Streaming isn't suppose to be your (the viewer's) entire life. But that's what vtubing ultimately does because of the parasocialization. I don't think parasocial stuff is inherently bad and has a lot of positive benefits for the streamer and viewer, but you're lying to yourself if you think it isn't destroying the lives of many viewers and streamers who can't control themselves or handle the parasocial bonds correctly and actually improve their lives through or around the parasocial stuff.

>>40755782
I absolutely think vtubing is fucked up. I also don't delude myself into thinking that the real world isn't just as fucked up. The majority of marriages fail and the majority of those divorces are sought by women. Wishing that an unstable streamer would go out and get laid and find real relationships has awful odds at a positive outcome. Like what advice do you have for her parents? Life doesn't fix everyone.

The world gave us a way to lick each other's wounds and that's what I want to do

>>40756139
>that the real world isn't just as fucked up.
Of course it's fucked up as well. But there is still a difference between an anonymous group and a specific individual you can physically hold and feel the warmth of. The level of intimacy is also greater with the individual, no matter how much some vtubers like Mio let out.
>Wishing that an unstable streamer
That's why I think vtubing and parasocial bonds is beneficial. It gives them the chance to find self-worth, become more stable, and grow past their trauma. But they can't just be vtubers forever attached to an anonymous chat forever.
>Life doesn't fix everyone.
Life fixes no one. You can only fix yourself as life tries to destroy you. Not to get pseudo-philosophical, but this isn't a viable permanent life style.

>>40756658
You got extremely pseud. If you just want to fix people send them to therapy instead of putting them on stage to syphon the life from hundreds or thousands of other people. You are still trying to have your cake and eat it too.

>>40756757
>to syphon the life from hundreds or thousands of other people.
That is why I was saying that it has it's destructive qualities to it. Because it does do that to many.
> send them to therapy
Ideally, but sometimes have that social affirmation that you're not worthless or whatever can help motivate someone to actually want to go to therapy. Sometimes they can just resolve it themselves with the affirmations. Therapy isn't a magic pill solution either.

>>40757039
Therapy doesn't have victims. Vtubing doesn't have any positive outcomes that can't be achieved through other means. If you want to justify vtubing you need to look elsewhere.

>>40757157
>Therapy doesn't have victims.
NTA but that is objectively false

>>40757182
You will not victimize anyone by seeking therapy.

Would Mio be happier in a major corpo?

>>40757279
No.

>>40757279
Yes.

>>40757309
Yes she would.
Proper management of her workload done by others
Always present genmates
More money to shut up Mama and Papa "but your grand grand father Su was a lawyer in the 1800 and made more money than you"

Only con for her is there will be more schizo

>>40757535
No she wouldn't. The majority of major corpos are fucking miserable and Mio has oversize baggage.

>>40757535
That'd be true with Lisa as well. Ami seems content enough though she'd probably benefit as well.

>>40757535
>Proper management
lol

>Always present genmates
lmao even

Just let me poach Purin and we'll be good.

>>40757535
>limiting Mio's ability to be a coomer
I feel like this wouldn't end well.

>>40758701
No major corpo does that

>>40759619
If anything, Niji and Holo promote it loosely and Vshojo makes it their entire brand

>>40735461
That was not about Lisa or anyone in Tsunderia.

>>40757535
You must be joking, Mio wants the ability to make friends with those that she wants, and distance herself from those that she doesn't like, but she doesn't even have the will to unfollow shitty people.
Forcing her into a gen where she has genmates that she might grow to hate, but have no choice but to interact, acknowledge, or at least act like they're good people if they aren't.
She's going to have it eat away at her, not to mention everything she's talked about regarding a manager already.
Putting her into a situation where she has no control of her schedule etc is going to just eat away at her even more.

>>40760104(me)
Also adding on to that, she's already feeling like she's not doing enough for her community with all the time she has.
And you think attaching a brand name that she would think requires even more results wouldn't force her to stress even more over her being unable to live up to the "expectations" she thinks are on her?

lmao I'll admit I got a little tism but ex-mod anon was right about the tsundream server being no fun. I was largely a lurker and one of the mods annoyed me with his misinformation. when I called him out on it, he tried to fight me with weaseling logic that he wasn't wrong and in general acted like he was better than me.

but the best part is that they apparently decided I was Kawa and banned me over it. Tsundream mods are power tripping and even more schizo than /vt/ as hard as it is to believe.
>lets various clearly rule-breaking things exist on general for weeks
>Lisa has to ban bots on stream herself
>Lisa has to make MR playlists herself
>call out one mod for false information and have four different mods on you in minutes and falsely accusing you with no evidence
apparently Rei won't do anything either. Slugma is right, discord is a mistake. whatever the fuck Kawa did, he got under their skin and living rent free in their heads

>>40760407
it's funny how they always get up everyone's up ass about being even slightly offtopic in a talent's channel. but when the mods go offtopic? nothing, multiple times i've seen Ami step in trying to relate it to her so it stays "on topic"

>>40760407
Can't decide whether to laugh or sigh

Wish I had a Lisa little sister bros it's not fair

Wish I had a Lisa friend

Wish I had a Lisa

I wish

Just woke up
Are >we the menheras now?

>>40757535
>>40760104
Both sides have valid points. Ultimately, Mio will need to make this decision when she comes back. She either learns to manage herself or finds a good enough environment that manages her. Ideal scenarios for both choices:

Indie Freedom
>Mio discovers self worth and stops hating herself so much.
>She comes back to her channel and makes full use of her talents to grow and improve.
>She reaches out or gets noticed by her musical heroes. Gets the confirmation she has always needed.
>Instead of doing free work, she gets big commissions. Maybe also manage an agency with her knack for finding traction.

Corpo Stability
>Mio reincarnates as a HoloEN. (Unless something major happens in the vtubing scene during her hiatus, I doubt any corpo short of Hololive is worth joining for Mio)
>With help of Bae, one of the most mentally stable Holo and a good friend, she learns to navigate the big corpo environment without going crazy.
>With corpo support, she learns mixing/singing/etc from the best.
>She uses the connections to work with her personal idols. She pushes the limits of HoloEN in a good way like an EN Marine.

I love this spider too much and want to hear her low voice singing close to my ear while we're together

>>40752256
Embrace the pain, it's all we have left

>>40766090
>Several days since the last guerrilla
Where is Puwin...

>>40766253
Fixing her sleep schedule so she can stream again

>>40766253
In a food coma like a good girl

>>40753521
I would accept 1 out of 4 being a boy if he was a tenor and a good singer

>>40766470
Why does she look like she's mid-orgasm?

>>40738984
How did you make that so quickly?

>>40767347
>Why does she look like she's mid-orgasm?

>>40734355
It may look that way, but a lot of adult women roll back into teenager mode when engaging with their idol fandoms

t. knows multiple 23+ year olds who fangirl over 3D kpops and 2.5D jpop like ensemble stars and go deranged in their instagram stories

>>40767294
You'll get another baritone and you'll like it. Or a guy trying really hard to bass despite not having the voice for it. I don't know if you kept up with the new holomen generation, but they've got an older guy with a nice deep voice. Too bad he can't sing yet despite trying. I will never get the old man (forma de jazz) vtuber I need.

>>40757279
I cope that her hiatus date is actually the debut date of some new Holosanji EN genwave.

I want to forcefully convert Hanabi to Christianity with my cock

>>40760407
They'll be responsible for the next bad incident plaguing Tsunderia.

>>40767371
An online image deep fryer

>>40753521
I assumed it was implied that it would be mix gen

>>40760407
lol they removed my access to the ban log. I was going to go see who the hell Kawa was.
Good to know that the best way to get anything done in this company is to complain about it on 4chan.

>>40769665
>Good to know that the best way to get anything done in this company is to complain about it on 4chan.
Always has been.

Ami fangs make me feel things...

>>40769665
>Good to know that the best way to get anything done in this company is to complain about it on 4chan.
The corporate experience, nothing happens until it's too late and something's already gone tits up.

Recommend me an Amiya vod to make me fall in love with her the same way you did

>>40772158
Her last guerilla

>>40772158
you should watch some of her better non-sappy vods before engaging in the sap. I think her creative streams or cardboard presentations are her best, but if you like ASMR, her ASMR stuff is also top-notch (for comfiness, not really for triggers).

>>40772158
Just watch her streams as they happen, then after a few months go back and watch her 10k celebration and 1 year anniversary

>>40772158
https://youtu.be/tcbmc8V8bck

>>40772326
I think I membered 20 minutes into a cardboard presentation after watching for a week because her charm level was over 9000

>>40772641
I really love the amount of preparation and work she puts into those, and they only get better each time. Plus, they make for some of the best audio-only streams, since I have to listen at work to catch stuff live most of the time.

>>40770916
Need more fangy girls

>>40773487
Imagine if Lisa's second outfit leans towards the succubus idea

>>40773668
I want to squilk Lisa like a cow

>>40773668
If I got to see Lisa's tummy every stream I would actually not be able to stop cumming buckets every second of every stream

>>40760407
now post the sperg tantrum that actually got you banned

>>40773924
She can show her tummy in her current outfit actually

>>40774088
oh fuk

>>40774088
I promised myself I'd stop being so horny for her but I guess I'm not doing that anytime soon

>>40774088
LISA BELLY EROTIC

Why does Lisa want us to lust after her so badly?

>>40774458
I really can't decide if she does or doesn't. This girl is way too complicated.

>>40774458
>Undersquilkers

>>40774532
It's only natural she likes that type of attention, she just can't handle it well so it's only obvious once in a blue moon. Funnily enough this makes sheeple far more sensitive to her rare display of lewdness than if she had been more openly lewd

>>40774458
Hoping we forget about her earth shattering burp

>>40774654
Nope I don't think it's only natural.

>>40774695
I will continue to remember her burp until she covers Be Nice 2 Me as a joke

>>40774900
Of course you wouldn't, you're retarded. Everyone else understands girls like attention though.

>>40775027
You're not as smart as you think you are. If Lisa actually actively likes the attention you guys are basically in the cuck shed because she doesn't reciprocate at all at this point.

>>40769665
>who the hell Kawa was.
Just some loud sheeple who was apparently too mean to the mods, he was the one who made the kudoboard and complained about the mods in Lisa's fan-thread. The only reasons I remember his name really

Lisa makes me so horny it's unbelievable. The lewdest of vtubers do fucking nothing to me, Marine doesn't even make my dick twitch. But something about how Lisa is so easily flustered and how her sex appeal is so natural, and how many intentional display of lewdness is very rare and meek, it all just makes me unbelievably horny for her.

>>40775168
I don't think I'm smart, I think you're retarded, learn to read if possible.

>>40774083
>the sperg tantrum
Can't because the mods deleted literally everything. Also it wasn't a "tantrum" Mr. Stag. Unless you're referring to the mod, who was throwing a tantrum.

>>40775270
Learn to interpret. Thanks for avoiding the argument, it shows your deep understanding of the problem.

>>40775176
>he was the one who made the kudoboard and complained about the mods in Lisa's fan-thread
Well that explains it. He stepped on their territory.

>>40775270
>>40775325
Shut the fuck up and talk about something cool like wanting to cum on Lisa's tummy

>>40775325
The only thing I understand is the need to mating press Lisa

Girlfriend scheddy

>>40774083
How about you reach into the deletions log and post it for us? We're all curious and obviously he couldn't post it if he wanted to.

>>40775409
Lisa would definitely be the type to unconsciously leglock you and yell about how much she loves you when you're about to cum

>>40775654
>Impregnating Lisa so hard you pull several groin muscles and have to be doted on by her for the next few days during recovery

>>40775509
>assuming they know how
Discord doesn't innately have one and I'm not sure they're smart enough to know how to set discord up to keep that

>>40776541
They have a log. Never underestimate discord mods' ability to do 1 thing, creep on you.

>>40760407
First time on the internet? never get in an engage with any mod, they will always have the upper hand and the rest of the moderation team will always trust their words over yours.
Retard

>>40776733
No I think he has the upper hand of not seething over someone who hasn't been in the discord in half a year, and also being able to laugh about the whole thing publicly. Mod moment.

>>40776733
I forgot he was a mod until it was in the middle of the tism. It was one of those mods-but-not-labeled-a-mod mods

Gen 4... save us...

>>40776906
I don't think I even expect gen 4 anymore

>>40777024
Its coming, they had to delay the announcement though

>>40776906
You WILL argue about the most inane dickscorn drama
You WILL gossip about how talents don't like you
You WILL concern
You WILL NOT watch vods
And you MOST CERTAINLY WON'T have any streams to watch

>>40777199
FUCK YEAH

>>40777071
I do hope you're right

I WANT TO CUM ON LISA'S GLASSES

>>40777199
>the most inane dickscorn drama
I don't think its inane that the mods can't contain themselves enough to not lash out at one of the talent's regulars who they've barely interacted with in half a year, but hey who am I to judge.

I want to put my bed next to Hanabi's bed in Minecraft.

>>40777024
>gen 4 is actually just tsunderia being bought out and becoming gen 4 phase connect

>>40777984
Do not reply to my post like that and begone

>>40777549
And at a random person they think is the regular viewer without proof. That's why I brought it up and am laughing honestly. I've been called Stag and other shit here but it's never been a serious accusation, but the mods seriously think I was that guy and got into a hissy fit over it

>>40778346
I understood, the point is that he's still a boogieman in their little gossip circle.

>>40778406
Sorry, I was just adding in to what you say

IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/tsunderia_us/status/1612954439622475776

>>40777199
>You WILL gossip about how talents don't like you
I scanned the thread and didn't see this, I'm not sure why this is in your head but I don't think it's our fault.

>>40778790
lame

>>40778899
All the talents hate you anon
t. insider

>>40779161
I know.

t. knower

>>40779263
>>40779161
Shut up kazu

Come on now. Have you ever worked a job where you didn't hate the customers? Getting to talk shit about them in the back room has always been one of the perks.

>>40779481
Yeah, my name's Carrotcucker69 and I hate all of you losers

>>40779481
My jobs customers are mostly nice old people that compliment my hair so I actually quite like the customers at my job

>>40779481
worked in a deli and the customers were always chill. though some people can get really picky

>>40779481
1. You do it for free. You are not an employee. It is not a job. You chose this for no reason except self satisfaction.

2. I've never hated customers and I promoted rapidly because of it.

>>40779704
This is the 49th time you've called me a mod.

>>40779796
Oh sorry, were we talking about the talents hating us? I tried to assume the best.

>>40779796
Come on Stag, chill out

I get wanting to mod for things as a teenager but the idea of adults doing this shit for free is baffling

POV: You just arrived at the Tsunderia mod meetup

>>40780188
A long while back I modded for a 2view streamer I liked simply because no one was applying. I figured I was watching all their streams anyhow, I'd help out by bonking the occasional bot or troll.
I quickly learned that you have to stop being a fan and start being some sort of pseudo-manager (for free, of course). I backed out after a year. I think you're right it's mostly younger people who think it's a great opportunity to get closer to someone.

>>40777716
Why does this anon mention Hanabi in the same breath as Minecraft? An allusion to the common joke of something 'being done in Minecraft' to imply it's not going to be done in reality. This is because the vtuber known as Hanabi is in fact a total, utter, complete fabrication. That's right - completely made up, never existed.

>>40780188
the lengths some people go just to talk to a woman

>>40780570
I think the only time you can be a mod and fan freely is if the streamer has their shit together and can navigate the complicated mess of the internet themselves. So, not a single vtuber... except maybe KSON. Maybe. And Fubuki. Small corpo/indies are usually young zoomers who haven't experienced adult life enough to be able to handle it, let alone the ugly side of the internet

>>40780492
Well the average weight's definitely accurate knowing Discord mods.

I'm a Stag
He's a Stag
She's a Stag
We're all Stag, Hey!

>>40780874
It does fit, to be honest

>>40780989
My does just go to another school...

Which tsun girl is most likely to enjoy piss

>>40781301
Me

>>40781322
I will now watch Mio

>>40781301
Never once watched Mio but Mio

>>40781219
Sure thing, buck(o).

>>40781301
Purely non-sexually, of course

>Ami's Rhiannon cover
How is so much talent and charm packed into one spidergirl body?

>>40781301
Ami but only when she gets to piss on others

>>40782543
The talent and charm is stored in the belly

>>40772158

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zJgLUHX0YI

>>40780492
While it is true that my battle against the spider woman left me weak, I will not allow this insult to pass unanswered. You haven't seen the last of me.

>>40782660
I wish I were stored in Ami's belly

Anyone else lifting for Lisa right now?

>>40783599
I lifted this morning and went for a nice walk on my lunch hour

>>40783599
I lifted before Lisa but having her on the mind is a bonus.

AAAA FUCKING TWITCH MUTED THE ENDING OF THE SONG I SENT IN FUCK
Did anybody happen to archive music review part 2?

>>40784849
If the normal archivers don't show up and this doesn't fail I'll post it later

>>40785051
What is that? I hope its not the time remaining to upload video with third world internet speed
Also I've wondering what software the magnet link bro have been using to archive Lisa's video. It certainly isn't Streamlink

>>40785622
My freaking ESL grammar. My only excuse here is alcohol, sorry!

Spidermotherwife live
https://youtu.be/ZMgN7dcqQK4

>>40785051
I'm the original guy who asked, thanks bossman. Appreciate it.

>>40786128
Ami time!

How do I buy merch

>>40786309
This dork is determined to make everyone in her chat gosling

>>40786380
maybe it's for the best i stopped wacthing her, i would've been gone too far

>>40786327
https://shop.tsunderia.com/

>>40786433
>currently closed
What did they mean by this
How am I supposed to buy spider hag merch now

Ami just said my name
Later, virgins

>>40786468
only available for a limited time, now you wait for the next merch run
which might be never

>>40786468
What, you thought the point of a company was the make money?

>>40786468
They shoot themselves in the ass at every opportunity. Why the FUCK don’t they at least have stickers you can order to be printed on demand. I swear I should start a vtuber agency just so we could be the only ones that got merch right. As for you, Anon, you’ll have to wait for Jupiter to be in the house of Gemini on the second blue moon after the equinox for them to have another round of merchandise to sell

>>40786327
>tsunderia
>merch
lol

>>40786620
Nta but I was just about to say the same
It's piss easy to have merch nowadays, even fucking Amazon has a print on demand service you can use for numerous products
I shouldn't be, but I'm always surprised at the laziness and/or ineptitude of small corpos

>>40786620
hate to say it, but phase does merch right. always have fucking merch sales, actually does more than generic stickers and acryllic stand, actually made birthday merch...

>>40786620
I have no clue why they don’t even at least have the drama CD available. It’s a fucking digital product.

If I ever make a custom Ami daki I'd send her $150 on streamlabs for it

Ami has no clothes..

Bros is ami really this bad at games that require a little patience and basic math or is she being intentionally careless to spice things up

>>40787010
'PPP' sees FOMO as a good marketing strategy despite running a small company that needs to grow as opposed to milking an existing set of cash cows, please understand.

>>40787837
It's one of the reasons I stopped watching her. I can't only stomach so much "doesn't pay attention and fumbles around at brute forcing game" even if she does make sexy noises during it.

>>40787910
Ami thought that the game was in real-time...

>>40788187
Please understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_aY750_RJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_aY750_RJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_aY750_RJk
wtf

>my stocks went up!
>let's buy some more!
Gamestop moment lmao

>>40787910
I like her for the kino Mario Music and Zatsu.
Not really a fan of retro games, reminds me of my sad childhood.

>>40788828
When you say kino Mario music, this is all I can think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0

>>40788665
Another menhera arc...
I wish I could help her but it is what it is I guess
I hope it has nothing to do with her father, last time she talked about it she said he was feeling better

>>40789394
probably caused by her family as usual

>ami's dream job is an engineer
>bad at math
ami... i cri

>>40780570
pseudo-manager? did they foist tasks on you or did you take on jobs out of concern/guilt? I mod for mutiple 1 and 2 views and I haven't felt pressured to do any thing more than bonk bots and yabs in chat.

>>40789654
there's a surprisingly low amount of math in many engineering jobs. it's a very wide industry so just
>engineering
doesn't even mean much

>>40757535
>More money to shut up Mama and Papa
That never stops. You could be part of the jet set, it would only raise their requirements.
Giving money is positive reinforcement.

>>40790290
"Why you not paying for gold toilet?? Your cousin Ling Ling bought HER parents gold toilet AND sink!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meScQzitQKE
It's Meru handcam time, dumfuggs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meScQzitQKE
Meru memebas stream is live

>>40791050
Did she forget to set it to members only?

Meru is petting her pussy live on stream right now!

First time watching Amiya, she's really cute
Is she a valley girl? She has an upswing when pronouncing words

>>40791275
She's a spider girl

>>40791114
God I wish that was me
Also silly meru for screwing up and making the chat members only and not the stream

>>40791100
Well her mods attempted to tell her. I'm guessing they don't have a direct line to her.

>>40791275
fuck off

>>40791569
No

>>40791114
Meru a cute!

>>40781301
Purin literally admits to enjoying piss.

if Meru is this happy, that means we're no longer needed, right?

>>40792138
She still needs our money, hence the once a week streams. She has somewhere between 100-150 members.

I want to fuck meru into tears

>>40792138
No we still need to keep an eye on her physical health

>>40792138
Hasn't she been going out drinking with friends? Sounds like she's fixed to me

MERU TECH DECK FINGIES

I can't believe Meru has early onset Gura.

>>40792085
Peerin...

Purin has an amazing live2D

>Meru took precautions against accidental booty shots today
uweh...

>>40793040
yeah her rigger and mama art really good

I want to poach Meru as well

PURIN MANKO

>All of Meru's gifts so far have been from "No gifter info available"
Postmates, what are you doing? Why are you not grooming your oshi?

I am Purin's boyfriend (1 ghost and 50 mosquitoes)

>>40786175
Monday's music review

https://gofile.io/d/7dEeri

>Anal is bad!
Anal sex with Purin!

Purin is shitting RIGHT NOW

>>40794299
yeah, on me

>This is me, very out-of-shape ruru

You have one (1) guess as to what Purin is currently singing

Ami is being extra dumb today

My brain's getting overloaded from listening to three happy girls at once, I ain't used to this

>>40795571
Doesn't that mean... Oh right, Mio is absorbing all the negative energy right now.

>>40795604
>I wish the tsun girls were happy!
>*Monkey paw curls*

>>40795604
>>40795740
Lisa's doing even worse

>>40795886
probably about equal but it isn't a contest. they're also close friends, maybe they're syncing up their bad luck like girls sync their periods

>3 hours of quality DOS content
Appreciating this absolute gem of a spidercat momwife enjoying what she loves

>>40793925
A. Everyone got scared of being called a creep from the yuuna airtag situation, and/or, B. Meru has been pretty against parasocial(ness?) feelings towards her

[Spoiler] My honest take that meru's avg age viewers are that of barney and are too embarrassed to put any identifiers on gifts [/Spoiler]

>>40796236
About equal? Wake me up when Mio comes back from the doctor and starts tweeting death flags

Also hello threadwatchers no I am not upset about Lisa's tweets

I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES

I hope somebody's archiving this Purin stream, "I don't wanna miss a thing (tummy hort edition)" would be nice for divegrass

New thread
>>40797938
>>40797938
>>40797938

look out hippo fucker he is coming