/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40579999
Botan. By a mile.

>>40579999
Fauna, and the rest isn´t even close

>>40579999
>Kronii
>Luna
>Korone

>>40579999
The one who makes the most money

>>40581448
Matsuri and Choco. Everyone can only see lewd shit but they're both really intelligent. Noel, too.

Calliope Mori actually strikes me as being fairly intelligent. If you listen to her ramblings, she's clearly a deep thinker. Maybe not book smart necessarily, but she's got a good head on her shoulders.

Ina, probably. Had the most philosphical takes on her streams. Every one else (at least in HoloEN) is an airhead, aside from possibly Mumei

>>40582200
Matsuri has an electrician license. Surely that's more than most of these girls can do.

>>40579999
Botan cuz she's the oldest

>>40581448
Tomoe is the benchmark. Anybody who scored less than Tomoe is a clinical retard.

>>40581614
Management hands typed this post

>>40582538
>Matsuri has an electrician license
The fuck?

>>40579999
Ayame. You know why.

>>40582538
Koyori is licensed to be a pharmacist or something.

>>40582647
The list goes on, the average for Hololive members is 8.12 correct answers. Aqua got only 1 right.

>>40582820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUEV7xzPt84

>>40583016
God that's so hot. Every few months I find a new reason to love Matsuri even more. Miss her Luna collabs, too :(

>>40581448
I don't think "random facts" quiz is a good representation of someones intelligence

>>40582820
Japanese women are not afraid of working actual jobs instead of crying to be given preferential admitance in prestige jobs.

>>40583606
DO YOU REARRY BERIEB IT?

>>40581540
>Luna
Only EOPs think this she’s incredibly dumb.

>>40583574
It seems to correlate nicely but the questions are japanese academia centric. Kiara for example couldnt even understand most of them

>>40581496
>Gets in your path

Who are the dumbest? Nene and Gura?

>>40584819
Gura is actually surprisingly smart when tested. She's just got a retard gear.

>>40583016
electrician for only plugs and switches... so basically a DIY loiconce for japan

>>40581540
>Kronii is smart
The only people dumber than Kronii is kroniecucks that stuck with her after her meltdowns

>>40582348
"Self depreciating"

>>40579999
I would say Korone, after all she is a graduate of Tokyo University which is one of the most important colleges in Japan, and I remember there were rrats that said she was a doctor or something like that.

>>40585471
Anon...she said it as a joke

>>40585471
Yeah but she's also a smoker so she can't be that smart

>>40579999
In general
Botan and Koyori

Smart like in vtuber as a job
Pekora, Marine and Ame

>>40579999

>>40583946
You just outed yourself as EOP.
If nothing else she's very well read which is more than a lot of the girls.

>>40579999
Of course its big brain Gura

>>40587887
>Koyori
Have you watched her streams?

>>40579999
Sana because she left

>>40589606
fpbp

>>40589606
she left before the flood of homos
i guess you're right

>>40589606

even when she was there she was incredibly dumb, watch mumei's quiz show and listen to her answers. All the Aussies in hololive come off as incredibly dumb(including Hachama)

>>40590059
that's because we are a simple people who revel in being goofballs

>>40585828
Source? There is no way the fittest girl in hololive is a fucking smoker.

I'd say Botan solely on logical thinking skills

other contenders I would nominate;
Fubuki - Absurdly good memory, multitasks so hard other girls are actually jealous
Polka - Amazing visualization skills, booksmart

>>40590295
source on her being the fittest girl in hololive?

>>40579999
To be honest, the bar is not really high. People says Botan, but I think she has a lot of experience rather than being purely smart. I'd say Sora, Fubuki, Pekora are among the smartest ones by raw intelligence, without counting academics and life experience.

>>40585828
when have you seen smoker stream without a break for 8 hours?

>>40590362
https://youtu.be/Fqbq3RPXRB8
feel free to try and improve the score...

>>40579999
Botan by far. Some people think you somehow just know the temperature of the surface of the sun by living. Those people are Aqua.

Botan seems to have life figured out, she has high intelligence, skill, and good social skills.
But as others pointed out Choco and Festival are both pretty smart as well. If we're including intelligence-to-roommate-cuteness, Matsuri wins.

>>40589186
>Of course its big brain Gura
I think she's an idiot savant, like she has incredible intelligence in a specific area and is next to worthless outside of it. I'd say she's a genius entertainer, like she certainly knows how to manipulate her audience in ways they don't even understand is happening.

>>40590295
Her being a smoker would explain her body age of 42

>>40588928
>Coco, the smartest
>By fucking up her entire career by trying to be a saviorfag after the whole thing with the chinks would have blown over without her intervention.
lol, lmao even

>>40590795
>If we're including intelligence-to-roommate-cuteness, Matsuri wins
Gachi?

>>40579999
Luna. She has strong analytical skills.

>>40593622
True. She also taught herself piano on stream, proving she has the attention span and discipline to complement her intelligence too.
iirc she knows programming too...

>>40592904
she died to save us from the chinks, anon, show some damn respect.

Botan scored the highest on Choco's quiz, which is pretty much our only concrete metric.

>>40595527
But its also mostly trivia questions, its a measurement but a pretty bad one imo.

>>40581540
Kronii sure showed of her brilliant intelligence past half year...
If anyone think she is close to even top5 in holo you are actually stupid and I feel bad for you.

Botan
Marine
Polka
Fauna

are all pretty high up there

koyoyo

>>40579999
Coco, she left Cover aka. dogshit company, though i question it cause she joined vshojo

>>40585471
shes a doctor of philosophy not medicine

>>40579999
IRyS, her sister is a doctor.

>>40582348
Wow I never realized anyone could be so dumb to think mori is smart. I'm sorry for your disability anon

>>40597793
she would even be the first to admit that she's not that smart lmao

>>40597697
She wasn't smart she just had access to CIA resources

>>40595717
Polka is definitely underrated, she's smart as hell. I think Fauna has at least a bachelor's degree, and possibly did something postgrad as well.

>>40597879
Fauna is pretty knowledgeable on some things has referenced some things that need a some intelligence to understand. The coin thing really fucks with all that. I take it her being a spoiled American princess not handling coins led to that

>>40597756
That just means her sister stole all the smarts from her

>>40579999
Botan and Luna have many assets that allude to high intelligence and they don't have any glaring faults in their logic/knowledge, so one of them would be my choice.

don't forget ID.
Risu, Iofi, Ollie.
Risu
>learn nips in 3 months
>RM reps (basically she went to public univ in Indonesia, public universities in Indonesia are way harder and stricter than the privates one)
Iofi
>fucking so many languages.
Ollie
>RM reps.
inb4 are people who speak more than one language smarter?
>YES

>>40581448
Imagine how smart Lamy would be if she still had the braincells she killed with alcohol

>>40598491
I think that Kaela has some sort of a degree as well.

Botan, Luna and Marine
I get the impression that Polka is really smart, but I don't watch her.

>>40598573
moona has a degree too, after delayed it for so long. lol.
but yea, i think kaela is pretty smart.

The one who always gets called smart by other Holos is Noel. She went to a very good university, possibly even Tokyo U. She can also drive.

>>40599206
>She can also drive.
Anyone without serious physical or mental illness can...

>>40599491

Asains can't drive I'm not sure if that's a disability

>>40599491
I can’t

It's Pekora, obviously. Because she BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY!

>>40584819
>dumbest
Mel

>>40579999
>"Smartest" has a lot of definitions here - Aqua, for example
That's one very large definition you've got. That girl is dumb as rocks.

>>40581448
was just about to say that

suisex turns me on with her massive fucking brain

>>40579999
Those who doesn't have any yabs.
Those who are good ad lying.

>>40584585
kek

ayame

>>40595128
I want Luna to play Human resource machine now.

>>40579999
Botan

>>40599206
Going to university just to do nothing with your degree and become a pornstar instead is pretty dumb on a practical level though.

>>40599206
University means nothing. I know I went to university.

>>40614494
In her defence you don't realize how shit academia is until you're there. You may have imaginations of helping cure Alzheimers or cancer, but the reality is more begging for money, being overworked and underpaid, dealing with publish or perish, etc. The word is overused but toxic would be apt to describe it. I wish I did engineering, atleast their jobs are more common biology/chemistry guys are just working as QA or some sales bullshit.

Her porn is down to her poor relationship with her viewers.
>Be lonely girl
>Get attention on the internet that makes you happy
>Audience gradually pushes you to do more extreme shit
>You go from regular streaming to softcore porn (so far).
I wouldn't be surprised if it goes further, but despite this I believe Noel is a literal case of being groomed by the internet.

I think Polka is supposed to be quite smart and she really loves books. Kiara, Ina, Ollie, Reine, etc are all trilingual so you can't call them dumb either.

>>40599206
If she can't drive manual transmission then she can't drive

>>40615835
>You may have imaginations of helping cure Alzheimers or cancer
Lucky I enrolled into medicine and not sciences

>>40592904
They think she's smart just because she speaks English. That's the only reason.

>>40616184
why do people act like manual is so difficult, when the engine goes vroom you push the pedal and pull the lever

>>40616769
You can't do shit until science develops the tools. Allthough it was a fucking huge shitshow to find out that no one fucking checked that amyloid fibre theory was fucking faked before investing billions. Science really is a shitshow and if I could afford it I would have transfered to study medicine instead.

>>40579999
When she isn’t intentionally sandbagging, Chloe can be very smart.

>>40603643

>>40589606
>have a golden chance to just boost who you are and make money
>literally just stream 3-5 times a week, not even challenging
>do nothing with it
>leave not even a year in
actually she’s a fuckin retard

>>40599206
Her only flaw is that she does brute force her way through problems. However, watching her prefecture stream tells you that she’s very smart

>>40582538
Noel is also has a post-graduate degree iirc

>>40616947
To be fair, she originally applied to be staff and it kinda showed. I remember a handful of members saying she was usually the one to troubleshoot tech difficulties. Then again, Cover choosing to make her a talent instead probably says something.

>>40584938
Gura has a weapon to surpass metal gear!?

>>40593622
>>40595128
But she rides a Harley

>>40579999
It's a tossup between Botan and Lui, although I'd lean more towards Botan because of her crazy quick reflexes which is usually a sign of higher IQ or at least mental acuity

>>40581448
>a history teacher is smarter than a mathematician working at nasa
Kys knowledgefaggots with your fake intelligence

>>40590605
This, true, fast calculating intelligence>lol im smarter because i read a book about facts

>>40618637
Who?

>>40591046
Ya Gura is pretty high up there due to this, I mean if you think about it rationally she only started the “dumb act” recently and in a stream last year she almost let it slip that she can actually drive.

>>40579999
fubuki

>>40581448
Onyan......

>>40579999
Noel. She studied chemistry at an elite university on a scholarship despite growing up dirt poor in the middle of nowhere.

>>40595717
Marine is fucking dumb. Go watch her Portal playthrough. Miko finished it faster than her.

>>40623984
I was told it was biology?

>>40624673
Yeah, my biology

>>40624673
It was something in either chemistry or biology there are roommate tweets talking about doing labs and coursework for both.

>>40617746
>To be fair, she originally applied to be staff
?
No she didn't

>>40581496
roru
fauna is literally the archetypal midwit, all her interests are what youd find of any average redditor who wants to come off as "informed"
but in en shes prob the smartest, the bar is extremely low

its prob botan like someone mentioned, shes mentioned that her siblings are legitimate geniuses and it just feels that way by the way she carries herself
other contenders are luna (shes knows cobol after all)
ko'one is also extremely smart, way more than she lets on

Lex...

>>40618517
reaction time maps directly to iq, so good point

>>40579999
botan is prob the smartest
close seconds: luine, koone, lunatan

>>40623984
>>40624673
>>40625078
I can tell you most sciences graduates that don't persue a doctorate in theoretical research never make it

>>40579999
Ayame

>>40625078
>>40624673
>>40624759
theres a pretty big difference between chemistry and biology lol
chemistry actually takes some brains, biology is filled with 120 STEM equivalent of art hoes
biology is for retards as far as sciences go

>>40615835
I don't think Noel is that lonely anymore, especially after entering holo

>>40582348
She has a masters and is multilingual. She is clearly in the top tier.

>>40617417
>doing something you don't want to do instead of something you do want to do is intelligent

>>40584819
Aqua

>>40582354
Anon, Mumei is the biggest airhead in EN. Only Bae comes close.

>>40598017
>The coin thing really fucks with all that
This just means her family is loaded. I haven't used coins in probably 20 years either.

>>40599491
Are you a sheltered american? The world is larger than your backyard.

>>40627979
>Mumei is the biggest airhead
That's what she want you to believe.

>>40608359
Yeah, I'd put Suisei up there. She impressed me with the Nintendo brain exercise games.

Anyone who doesn't speak JP but still proclaims JP members as the smartest have no idea what they're talking about.

>>40583912
I berieb it because there's no such thing in japan as "this girl is 23 but she was hired straight out of university as the assistant director of toyota what the fuck". I mean there are certainly old rich guys with a side piece with a sweet slut gig but the seniority-based system means in any serious company you will only have boomers at the top, anyone under 40 is working mostly in lower management or entry level positions because it's specifically tiered by age so "you'll get your shot" is guaranteed as long as you eat shit when you're young enough to make eating shit palatable.

>>40628219
I get that you guys think it's an epic meme that she's secretly a psycho killer, but the reality is that she's just a pretty normal shy girl with not a lot between the ears.

>>40581614
MORI NUMBER 1

>>40582354
Ina is peak midwit. It reminds me of visiting /tg/ and having people discussing religions and being like "ackshully most asian religions are atheist" like it's 2005 and the white people atheist buddhist meme still exists.

>>40579999
Ayame and most of EN. Build a fanbase that will support you for years while you do minimal work.

>>40627476
>she has a masters
Big doubt but I think mori is the smartest because most other people would have quit or gone on long hiatuses, mori knows this is her best gig she'll ever get so she milks it hard.

>>40579999
none

>>40579999
A better metric would be separating INT and WIS
>lowest INT
Mel
>lowest WIS
Mori
>highest INT
Luna
>highest WIS
Botan

>>40579999

Let's set "smart" as ex-job salary

>Koyori (pharmacist) - $45,000/year
>other (minimum wage job) - $23,000/year

>>40582820
any technical high schooler in Japan have that license btw

>>40625584
COBOL cripples the mind.

>>40579999
korone

>>40579999
Korosan

>>40630353
>lowest CHA
Mori
>highest CHA
Marine

>>40622577
Bro have you seen some of the drivers out there? That's not exactly a point of intelligence.

>>40630825
>I think wealth and intelligence correlates
You must be very poor then.

>>40590295
smoking is good for you

>>40581448
Almost everyone is dumber than a fucking baby

>>40581540
>>40585471
>>40634138
>>40634432
Is this just a meme or is Korone's fanbase rather conceited?
>Korone is smartest
>Korone is strongest/fittest
>Korone is the only Holo who knows pain
>Korone is best at video games
>Korone could beat every other girl in a fight

>>40597725
If she were she'd legitimately be the smartest one, philosophy is only second to math in terms of intelligence.

>>40635495
The fact that you think one subject is inherently "more intelligent" than another says more about you than anything else. Intelligence isn't a linear scale, it's a spectrum. Math is important and has more easily verifiable answers than other disciplines, but it doesn't necessarily require a higher level of intelligence.

>>40635967
Intelligence is problem solving, problem solving is logic, math and philosophy are pure logic

>>40635185
no, koone is actually very smart and physically fit, shes the best dancer in hololive too
watch her lives, the cartwheel, etc
as for the rest she did boxing in uni and went to tokyo u (top japanese uni)
her roommates are well known so...

>>40582348
I get where you are coming from, but Mori is pretty dumb. She's just educated. More than any other person in EN.
Noone in EN seems to be on the smart side.

I suppose the closest thing to an IQ test that a good portion of the Holos took would be Big Brain Academy:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/finding-the-next-einstein/201511/do-video-games-measure-iq
I would still take these measures with a *massive* grain of salt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c1zcLTM6x8 (Lui, Gura, Ina, Irys, Bae, Mumei, Koyori, Kronii, Ame)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STXAmPs0ljY&?t=5068 (Suisei)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftv7QSySrao?t=3692 (Kanata)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=theD6RyeQck?t=5805 (Shion)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEn7XDqYRDA&?t=3615 (Polka)

I probably should make a collage of the girls' scores.

Chloe said she once tested around 140 on IQ tests given to her when she was young. Didn't stop her from paying for one of those online tests to prove to her audience that she wasn't a fucking moron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c2P1HGatXg

Polka claims she got a 70 or an 80. Exceptional for a fennec, apparently. Of course, we don't know if it was one of them internet tests or she went to a psych to get tested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExhxlWyLhK0

>>40635185
>Korone is strongest/fittest
>Korone could beat every other girl in a fight
The rest is obviously bullshit but these two are very likely to be true.

>>40579999
You know the answer. Coco.

>>40637538
>Chloe said she once tested around 140 on IQ tests given to her when she was young. Didn't stop her from paying for one of those online tests to prove to her audience that she wasn't a fucking moron
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE ISN'T RETARDED?! Could it be an elaborate act for money? No, no. She 110% stinks, can't write and has psychotic visions of ghosts.

Why do people complain girls don't play characters, then when they do play characters people assume it's the real thing.
Speaking of Chloe has she ever did voice acting? Her saying big bonus reminded me of 100% OJ.

>>40579999
sana a million times. Did her year and dipped before the bubble burst. Her rm got all of the cover connections and she didn't even have to play with bois.

>>40638229
>>40635185
>>40636453
Nene is the fittest and best dancer
Botan would murder Korone in an actual fight, Korone would only win in a ring with rules, in a street fight Botan is scary

>>40637538
Back with the collage.

>>40641334
It's a game where you train certain things.

>>40635185
we have proofs unlike other fanbases