/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

LINK TO SECOND FORM BELOW. PLS FILL OUT.

https://forms.gle/A2NCYrwN6MWs8wze8

THIS IS A LINK TO THE SECOND FORM ABOVE

AND HERE ARE YOUR POLL PART 1 RESULTS
All hail watamage

here it is in text form:

Glorious -11, 1 Kit vote
Mad Monke 0, 3 kit
Jobber of Japan 16, 0 kit
Magnet Stairs 16, 1 kit
I am the Table 13, 4 kit
Wrestling is not Real 25, 0 kit
HFZ Mel 17, 3 kit
Mikoler, 28, 2 kit
John Ina 17, 2 kit
Watamage 29 (:ikneel: ), 1 kit
Subaru 19, 0 kit
Weight of the World 24, 0 kit
SOCIETY -6, 1 kit
Error 12, 4 kit
Karaoke if I win -1, 1 kit
Ref Hate 17, 2 kit
Nature Girl 2, 0 kit
BIG LEAGUED 23, 0 kit
Dogfucker 24, 0 kit
I fucking love Stack, bros. 20, 2 kit
Limitless -2, 5 kit
R.Ratler -1, 8 kit
Coexist -2, 2 kit

>>40489095
LETS GOOOOOO, BEHEAD OP

She's all but in

I wont give in

>>40490751
was there ever any doubt?

>>40490751
of course she is

This is my king

kwab king

>>40494059
Yeah, the kwab king was on the /#/ team yesterday when we violated their posterior

>/hfz/ roster poll the second
Alright time for Kinocity.

>>40494248
/#/ isn't the team that scored 6 goals in a 5-3 game

As an anon who suggested Iroha, I just would like anons to consider the meme possibility of putting her as goalkeeper for everyone in chat to scream PREDICTABO whenever she deflects the shot. If not goalkeeper then defender would also be good enough

the more kwabbing

>>40496015
nyo

>>40494821
But they wish they were that team. Friggin' numberfags

CoC Episode 5 in 1 hour. Reply here with song requests if you have them.

I just finished writing lore so there probably will be scuff but we don't talk about it.

>>40497333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igKnCj5tEmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usI0BHVXV1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0lV4tDvDio

>>40497333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVfOUnhqNrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqixedDZxlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2epospjl0s

>>40489095
Sorry OP its time KWAB

>>40497333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csXFpFoRkEk

>>40489095
OP is probably out, But I also want to give them a chance so here's I vote on OP/DarkOP koi model

I fucking love Stack, bros.

>>40498963
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU
nice goal the other day

>>40499173
Can't believe Stack scored a goal while carrying Nazuna on her shoulders

https://www.twitch.tv/clashofchuubas

Start in 5 minutes. This will only be a short stream 2 hours at the most because I wanna sleep early.

>>40499804
>This will only be a short stream 2 hours at the most

tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

>>40499804
CoC(k)OP's 2 hour 5 hour streams

>>40497333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZgZT4DGSY

>>40495014
you know this actually is not bad, you convinced me to give it a vote

>>40497333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKRqYInYSaY

KWAB NOW

>>40505746
no KWABs

>>40506254
based lumi

yab

>>40506465
the yab match...

KWAB HARDER

Lumi i kneel...

>>40510369
There will be no KWABs under the rule of this Queen

Thanks for watching the stream. CoC 2view will be next episode. I will be doing a big long stream either next episode or the one after that because I'll have to go on break for a few weeks.

>>40511368
was a fun stream

CoC just can't hide the /vrt/ boner huh

No Kwabbing yet

kwab to males

>>40519401
I dont even watch males

>>40519401
Heh..

>>40520278
fuck you omega, you died

DarkOP will have to go back into the CAW mines forever

>>40519647
Did you know both Hololive and Holostars are under the same company, Hololive Production?

>>40526002
yeah I did, I still do not give a shit and will not watch them

battler enjoyer amongst homos

>>40527017
Machler

Post debut jerking in the homo thread not here.

>>40527520
OP will debut homos in HFZ and you will like it.

>>40527681
I will anti HFZ forever if that happens.

>>40489095
The age of OP is coming to a end

ENTER YAGOO

WTF bros yagoo just entered the ring and delivered THE SLAP live on stream

>>40523213
i might have come up with something to get more slots, but it involves cutting like 30 people from the roster

>>40531573
The great dark purge...

>>40531559
yagoo must slap back

>>40534355
Yagoo was the one doing the slapping

I wont give in

give in to males

>>40544946
yes you will

>>40546354
nuh uh

>>40489095
100% approval watamage
WATAMAGE SWEEP

>kwabbing already

>10

>>40555936
Oh no, Santa has been captured

King gonna reveal her v2.0 New-Year costume in 1 bong 30 bings, Don't forget to join in!!

>>40557061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRQ3pM1dKLU

>>40557061
New Year, same King of the Ring Ayame Nakiri.

COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST

>>40560002
You posted him

>>40560002

kwab

I'M CALLING OUT YOU OUT HOSHIMATI SUITYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>40557406
Not a giant improvement as far as the movements go, but there are some new expressions in there. Extra cute!

>>40565646
Me on the left

>>40566695
What a useful Anti-Tang Field

>>40489095
Wow, that's a lot of changing players. I hope Eggman makes it back in, the team is in need of a master plan.

Take a bump

>>40571189
What's that? Another bump off the cage? Don't mind if I do.

>>40560002
>vince is coming back

NOOOOOOOO HE'S GOING TO RUIN 2k23

>>40571762
I want to bump Ci's ribcage (with consent)

>>40572351
HE IS GOING TO BRING BACK MAGIC

Are you kwabbing brother?

>>40577995
yes

>>40489095
Kind of sad to see Glorious go away but let's see if he stays in the group in some form like in different kits.

>>40580508
RIP bozo

kwab lives on

>>40584168
kwab in my soul

>>40585475
The King of the Ring (left) and Prince Jaw (right)

>>40584553
FEEL the KWAB in YOUR SOUL

>>40489095
REMINDER TO GET YOUR VOTES IN
this poll wont last as long as the previous one.

>>40572351
i hope his return doesn't mess with the announcement, we should see something for it at Royal Rumble

Why yes, I did vote OP, Beatani, eggman, and BATTLER to the divegrass team, how did you know?

>>40594893
Based

KWAB you fucking faggots
KWAB NOW
KWAB NOW

>>40598797
why

around what level is AvP viable for field use?

>>40599346

>>40604091
any tag team with Nene in it would be unstoppable

>>40605646
Especially Nene and me

>>40604091
I'd let them beat me up

>>40489095
Nice

>>40489095

>>40614303
Magic sheep is strong

>>40489095
>OP voted out
might as well call this general /darkcocitrusglaze/ now kek

>>40617497
My thoughts exactly. OP is equivalent to Sora Daisenpai who started it all and now everyone wants to kick her out.

>>40617497
>he lacks the critical information

>>40618690
TFR-watching, non-streaming, female hands typed this post.

>>40495014
Fuck it, you sold me. I'm editing my response.

>>40617497
Who do you think Citrusglaze is?

OP stream next week right?

>>40624972
OP will tweet later.

KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

>>40630891
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>40630891
Sniff sniff
*licks*

>>40489095
Thank you for doing the polls, and thanks to all the divegrass contributors! Our team's always one of the best-looking ones.

>>40639479
SNIIIIFFFFFFFFF
PEROPEROPEROPERO

>>40639479
God I wish that were me

>>40639993
The uriner or the urinee?

>>40640476

>>40637722
Cute Kingfriend

>>40489095
due to the current number of votes and the amount of time I'll have before aes deadline, I'll just close this poll at the end of this thread.

>>40640858
What's aes, a typo?

>>40641306
aesthetics

>>40641306
aesthetic

>>40641521
>>40641565
Ah, makes sense. Thank you.

>>40618690
i'll just laugh at this general if the new goalie KWABS harder than OP and costs the whole team a win. that's what you fucking get for selling your SOVL just to metafag an RNG-driven divegrass game.

>>40641608
worked

>>40641844
Just ignore the schizos. This general never cared about OP anyway so do what you do, and good luck to whatever team you guys will come up with.

>>40641608
Statistic don't lie anon, and no new goalie either, Weight of the world gonna solo this and defend us all. Also OP is still here, You can still vote for her in KOIKATSU model, Maybe she will play better in mid-field

>>40642326
the hell do they feed that girl
mogumogu

>>40642326
Weight of the World seems to be natural goalie but who knows - maybe OP is better defender/mid-field player and never meant to be a goalie in first place.

>>40642326
and just think, GLORIOUS was in for more matches than Weight of the World..

Reminder that we will win VTL4 if Watamage and the King score 4 or more goals each.

>>40642326
Here lies mikoler
she never scored.

>>40644273
Mikoler always tells the truth

>>40644273
Big leagued...

>>40642326
>2 non medals have goals
>mikoler has none

jesas...

>>40648290
>>>/m/ikoler+is+incompetent

>>40640858
All the best! Looks like we'll need quite a few new models...

>>40639479
King-sized King

>>40639479
GIWTWM

>>40648290
shes the put over queen

>>40652031
gay

>>40653341
You can tell Mikoler hates it

>>40652031
cute!

>>40654802
true

I wont give in

Oh no! It looks like the King's best friend is in danger! What could we possibly do to help her?

>>40663124
Piledrive her, then cover

>>40663124
Light the beacons so the King comes to rescue her Best Friend!

>>40663124
Towa-sama is crying...

>>40642326
>>40644026
What's the average saves per match?

>>40667714
lol
lmao

>>40670445
Mating press

Anyone got an MP3/Ogg of Undertaker's You're Gonna Pay? I need it for reasons.

>>40672835
just grab it from youtube with audacity or a online youtube downloader

>>40673457
I'm too stupid to figure out an online youtube downloader but audacity might work as ghetto as that is

>>40673651
use google to find something that auto converts it, like a website that you just download the mp3 off of it after putting in a url

>>40672835
just ffmpeg it

just give in

>>40678899
Not yet, sweaty

>>40678899
why would I, I have the heart and im not a no dimes shitter

>>40531559
>>40534355
>>40537994
>Yagoo slapped Yagoo in front of Pekora, while Aqua slurped on the side

Anons, I... Please get your story right.

Undeniable Truth

>>40687292
DELETE THIS

>>40687292
This image is misleading. OP was the goalie during the first /yah/ match when we got btfo and Okayu was the goalie who keeperbabby'd /yah/ causing us to advance to finals.

>>40687292
anyone who believes this is unironically a /yah/ agent sabotaging this team

>>40688693
Handreps made her WORK

>>40689611
I really want to see a 'best of' team made up of what people consider the most over players of the league
rratman, nene, handreps, etc.

>>40690119
Isn't that just the /vt/ rep in 4cc?

>>40690372
not really, no. the /vt/ team is honestly mostly basic historical memes and 50% /hlgg/

kwabbing

>>40692868
nyo...

change the team to have all the confirmed victory rituals
team of all nene
/hfzX/

>>40693900
ESTOY EL FIN, YAGOO

because the medal change option isn't here yet I'll ask: why did we decide it with a soccer match and not a 60 min ironman HIAC match?

>>40694031
it was also a tactics test

>>40694031
It was something I had easy access to do.
>>40694111
no it wasnt, it was two blank teams with all even stats for everyone.

>>40694125
I can't believe you'd call me out on my gaslight attempts like this
I'm ruined.

>>40694186
I dont want people to spread false information about divegrass because it has the potential to get hfz in trouble

>>40694256
oh fuck, really? They're really that anal about it?

>>40694277
divegrass is the srsest business on 4chan anon do not look up "Dragonfag"

kwab...

>>40696059
no kwab

>>40697042
bwak

what killed hfz, bros?

>>40700040
Ayame

>>40700040
unironically, it's Coco's graduation. OP was never the same since then.

>>40701845
We've had this kind of conversation multiple times and I'm inclined to agree. I don't think it applies only to OP though, I think it killed some part of the soul for vtubing in general. Before that it was just chugging along as usual and vtubing still remained some silly little anime streamer thing. Sure there were some yabs here and there like Towa, Mel, Roa off the top of my head, but the Taiwan incident made it all real. Consequences were never the same afterwards.

Iceberg-anon, Is it time to update this ??

>>40704827
"OP is a fandead" can probably be moved down a bit. And it needs Ci and King

>>40704827
I'm too tired to think and my memory isn't that great. Whaddya want added?

>>40700040
Me

KWAB NOW YOU FUCKING MARKS
YOU FUCKING MARKS
KWAB NOW
KWAB NOW

>>40707586
THE KWABPOSTER CAN'T EVEN HOLD A CANDLE TO ME.
I WANT THE KWABPOSTER IN THE RING, RIGHT NOW, WITH ME, AND WE'LL SEE WHO TAPS OUT.

>>40174386
OH YEAH I'M BACK IN THE GODDAMN HOLOFIGHTZ MULTIVERSE THREAD
AND I'M HERE TO LOOK FOR THE POST ABOUT OP'S TWEET
DO I FIND IT? OF COURSE NOT OH YEAH
YOU SAW THAT THREAD DIDN'T YA OHH I KNOW YOU DID
BUT BECAUSE OP IS TOO BUSY GETTING RAILED BY MALES YEAH
PROBABLY SET A REMINDER AND EVERYTHING TO WATCH TEMPUS ALL WEEK
BECAUSE OP IS CONFIRMED TO BE A WHORE AND A KWABBER YEAH
THERE IS NO TWEET
OP NOT ONLY ARE YOU A ONE HIT WONDERING HOTDOG AND A PRIMA DONNA
BUT YOU'RE ALSO A LIAR TOO
STRINGING US ALONG THINKING THERE WAS A PATTERN OF STREAMING EVERY OTHER WEEK OH YEAH
I AM DONE WAITING FOR THE TWEET
AND I AM DONE DEFENDING FOR YOU
I HATE YOUR GUTS
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA BE LEFT OF YOU AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU ON THE RING

>I can finally post again
You’ll never get to KWAB now, smarks.

>>40710990
Welcome back!

>>40708040
I know Poyoyo is her mascot and not a representation of the fanbase, but I still wish that was me.

>>40712763
The King is rather delightful.

>>40712763
Looking good today, King!

>>40714971
Ritual posters are all one person.

>>40710990
>OP is back
thanks OP...

>>40716500
AIEEEEEE

Are you competent?

STREAM WHEN

hey wrestlefags
if Fauna continues being able to defend the belt what happens? just a continuing cycle of find someone that go over a lot and make them fight fauna? what if a really strong contender shows up like example if laplus gets a 10 winstreak but lose againt Fauna then when can she get a shot again?

>>40489095
final reminder you have until this thread KWABS to get your voice heard in the new team members poll!

>>40718295
kinda suprised Fauna isn't starting to draw heat the same way Ina did

>>40718453
UUUUUUUUUU I HATE MOMMYFUCKERS

>>40718453
fauna doest have the same ability to draw heat.
her matches are just... fine. her gimmick is ok. her wrestling skills are decent. the problem is shes got big 'midcard' energy and doesn't have the charisma to be a big draw, feeling more like an interim holder until management figures out who the hell the actually want to push.
Say what you will about ina, but she brought GIGATON levels of heat and a huge desire to bring the giant down with her constant stomps of promising talent.
You can see management trying to hype fauna up a bit, and it worked for a short while, but shes just not got the sustain. Management also doesnt put any faith on her mic skills at all, putting it all on her absolutely mid tier ring efforts.
all in all, UUUUU MOMMY FAUNA I MISS HER WHERE IS SHE UUUUUU

>>40690119
This sounds like a good idea for when /vt/ does friendly matches. The only issue would be recoloring some of the playerrs but that takes about 10 mins a piece if you put time and effort into it. In fact this idea might be used the next time /vt/ does friendlies, or if /vg/ wants to make a team of their all-stars too in a friendly.

>>40720140
Would the players keep their original positions or would it be the most prominent players from each team (mostly forwards) filling out all the positions?

>>40720329
there's some really good defenders out there
our own magnet stairs is a pretty good bar, although not sure who I'd pick from our own team. Shuba seems like a decent choice, but there are honestly better forwards.

>>40720816
That's fair. I was thinking about an All-star team based on prominence, but one based on competence should of course keep the original positions.

>>40720905
well, in this case, competence leads to prominence, but just on prominence works too. Although in that case prominence might just leads to all gold forwards being picked.
Defenders dont tend to shine much as standout players, but I'm sure there's at least one or two that are out there, not that I can think of any that come to mind right now.

/vt/ all-stars vs /vt/ offical team when

>>40720329
The later, so the starting 11 would be comprised of a mix of VTL champions and strong goal scorers, one rep per team to try and keep it fair. Then if a bench is needed it'd most likely be the captains of playoff teams. Choosing a GK would likely be one of the 3 Golden glove winners. Saying all of this, it depends if my other half is fine with doing this the next time /vt/ participates in friendlies.
This is starting to sound like what /vg/ does with their team and the VGL

Bawk on

Gwak on

The final kwab is near

The first kwab never happened

The first kwab near

>>40721651
That sounds great! Would the players have rotating positions or are a few just going to end up in different positions from their native team permanently?

>>40721651
I hope your other half is a good girl/boy so we can have our kino Allstar matches. It sounds like such a great idea!

>>40741745
The King is so intellectual-looking with megane on <3

Cease KWAB
Embrace eternity

so when do we do wressling with board generals

>>40748220
when you make it

>>40748220
when we figure out how 2 mod it

>3

the entire board is as slow and kwabby as /hfz/ huh

>>40757447
the golden age of /hfz/ was the golden age of the board.

>>40757447
the vtuber fad is dying in the west, same as pro-wrestling

>>40758750
>>40758937
good let it all die
vtubing is diseased
rotten to the core

>>40717989
dumb loli hag brat

>>40700040
Growing disinterest after time passed by. Most of the pre-hiatus crowd were sensationalists; anyone that remains post-multiple hiatuses likely holds an adamant interest in either HFZ or 2k wrasslin, perhaps both.

>>40700040
Capitalism.

hfz won't die, all is needed is some foreign investment to inject new life into it

>>40768673
OP should have taken the Raid money.

>>40714971
Thanks Iceberg anon, really appreciate your work. But just a littlebit, Why there are two Matsuri's cunny dungeon??

kwab

>>40769467
Because she built two of them, obviously.

>>40771964
double cnuuy

>>40768673

If we let the thread die, we will all have 72 OPs to have sex with, Praise to Allah!!! and we will know the Poll Result in the next thread

OP flew over my house and spoke to me
he said "watch breaking bad, inshallah"

>>40768673
alright, someone give it to me straight, WILL this actually change anything in with the WWE?

>>40773311
no

>>40773311
There will either be no changes, or only bad changes. Nothing good is going to come out of this change.

>>40772644
HOLY SHIT IT'S ISLAMLER I PRAY NOW

>>40768673
what the fuck happened?

>>40774373
People are being worked by "leaks" on Twitter.

which HFZ wrestler is too haram for the new owners?

>>40774492
Mel is going to the chopping block...

>>40774517
>he doesn't know
have you seen the prince's steam collection?

There will be Casual CoC on Saturday night if all goes well.

>>40768673
https://youtu.be/Sfm06ywsgoc

>>40774697
Inshallah there will be kino this weekend.
I pray for your health, brother.

kwab

>>40779480
not yet, apparently

>>40768673
What the fuck happened

>>40779733
All the rumormongerers are saying that WWE is being bought out by literal oil barons.
>Why's that matter
Because the Saudis are nostalgiafaggots with no taste and will have Goldberg vs Lesnar for every match until they die.

>>40785254
>>40782070
I wonder what percent of people voted in the king.
It has to be 100%, right? Everyone voted her in the team, right?

>>40785764
I'm sure a few people felt like the King was too noble and/or busy to play, or that it wouldn't be fair for the other teams to face her.

>>40787769
we'll only know when the thread kwabs...
in 11 posts.

>>40787824
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>40787882
the ref countdown has already begun
you cant stop it.

>>40787898
Quick, attack the ref!

>>40787920
he has won every belt! YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM!

>>40787969
He kneels... the kwab of the thread is nigh...

is there any obvious object we could have for a custom ball?

>>40788120
there is, it will be worked on

>>40788158
>custom balls
>THE KING in
>OP out
vtl4 is looking bright

Kwab
Now

>>40788356
there is no choice but to kwab now...

>>40788382
So the spirit of OP takes the thread once more.

>bump limit
it's over...

I HATE AYAME

>>40779955
>Goldberg vs Lesnar I
>Goldberg vs Lesnar II
>Goldberg vs Lesnar III
I could get behind this, desune, but only if OPler booked the entire card of a stream to mimic it.
>Migoler vs Battler MMXXVII

>>40788469
AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KING TASUKETEE

>soon to KWAB
Octavius
Powers

Thread's over, time to go to bed.

>>40790493
That's dimeless.

>>40790562
Just like you

>>40790493
Okay, if I have to...

>>40789216
Too much Battler is anti-dimes.
Besides, META already had the Battler Royale.

>>40790676
>anti-dimes
That’s befitting of the point which anon was making about the rumored changes. I’d prefer if it was a genuine yet zero draw feud booked like 10 times in a row.

MIKOLER IS STRAIGHT

Battler jokes aren't funny anymore. Let Miko have her own identity at last

>>40790493
If you say so, King.

>>40791505
>t. Bernkastel