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I want Vox to impregnate me and rub my pregnant belly!

News:
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
LAM Luxnoc Artbook Preorders (Dec. 28-Jan 31): https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1790778
Vox Nendo Preorders (Jan 5-Feb 15): https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-vox-akuma-9880
Luxiem Anniversary

BOB(boys on break):
shu (Until Jan 6)

wuca love! day 10
congrats vox and kindreds on his nendo finally being up for sale! i also bought him

wife LOVE! wishing him good health above all in this new year

i love vox so much i want to smoosh him. the shill stream was very funny and i'm so happy for him

>>40359279
tcb put their book back up for preorder too
https://twitter.com/tcb0/status/1609830496036585472

One day this image will be recreated with official figures. I believe!

>>40359390
Thanks!

>>40358997
Some of the new inclusions are
- Height
- Prior job background/s (which I am gonna flex hard)
- Aims to produce music / music background

Sonny LOVE

Arent the diseased fandom being too annoying in Uki’s chat

>>40359639
what are they doing

>>40359555
height is interesting, i wonder if theyre looking for more music based vtubers this time around for more covers?

>>40359555
>height
now that 3D is on the table, i guess they don't wanna go through the hassle of retconning heights like with nina

Hex and Uki are cute together. Hex’s whole shy act is endearing in this pairing.

hex make one joke that isn't sexual challenge (impossible)

>>40360014
they’re pretty chill together. i expected at least some awkward air and while there is some weird energy, it’s mostly cute

collab end onegai

ver really panders to the gooks in his members huh, not that i'm complaining, it's cute

He's already making memes of his nendo, so cute https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1611186686003642368

>>40360284
The faster the better.

Ver's new member video...

>>40360590
Doing that with kaichou, literally and figuratively!

Hex can read Korean but doesn’t really comprehend it… he is really making it hard for us to pinpoint where he’s from and what he is

>>40359324
that's me (deadbaby) on the left!

>that one guy asking if uki is gay in chat
kek

Demon was so excited to see how his figure got made... Why demon so cute

Hex is just giving Uki ideas

>>40360826
Korean writing is really easy to learn you can do it in under an hour so that doesn't really say anything

Ver isn't streaming?

Do you guys think the Hex hate is deserved?

>>40361598
yeah

>>40361598
The main problem is that his fans are annoying because he’s not telling them off when they pigeon. Other than that he’s okay.

>>40361421
his schedule only listed the drama class for today

wish kaichou could spoil us with multiple streams i hope school doesn't eat up too much of his time if he's going

Collab end collab end collab end collab END

>>40360590
a whore...

>>40362374
Could've sworn he had a waiting room for Ark, I guess he's not streaming his pov

>>40362549
He is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqGBtN3jkHY

>>40362580
Oh it was tomorrow, thanks anon

>>40362549
it's for tomorrow he put it up a whole like 28 hours early

almost 36 hours without kaichou streaming ...pls tweet a lot

Application done. Pray for me

>>40362735
Don’t try to fuck my oshi

>>40362735
>>40362802
but fuck mine and tell us how it is

>>40362735
if you're a girl please have a deep voice

This collab must be a new torture method.

>>40363134
What’s going on in the colab?

>>40363134
Are you okay anon? Why not just stop watching if you aren't enjoying it?

>>40363134
The collab was fine though? There was a lot of pigeoning if that was what bothered you but then closing chat would’ve fixed that… if you hate Hex then close the stream. It’s better for you

the collab was pretty chill. hex had the whole shy schoolgirl act and it was pretty cute. if he acts like that a lot I might have to tune in for it. other than that there were a lot of cute moments but it was mostly a chill mc stream.

I dont watch any of the xslay boys, why is Hex so hated?

>>40363691
something something minecraft and babygirls

>>40363691
it's just some anons let it be

>>40363691
I'm haven't been here during this time since around after their debut, and I remember the anons loving Hex. Wtf happened since then

>>40363089
the only bad thing from this nendo in my opinion is that oni giri is just a red blob

>>40363849
I will become a good painter just to fill him in

>>40363849
I saw some artists talking about painting him themselves kek

>>40363782
the anti hex loop happens daily and around the same time, then gets linked in main. whatever could be going on

>>40363595
He only acts that way in collabs with senpais. He’s not shy all the time.

>>40363782
annoying fanbase happened. and I guess the extreme supabaiting?

Drunk Hex Soon

>>40364016
The self-pity party followed by him spending large amounts of money within hours of each other is why I don't like Hex. Don't lie about something and indirectly flex the next

>>40364016
Wasnt he hated since the beginning though for copying and also his whole act he puts up on twitter

>>40364105
Don’t they write those off on their taxes though? I remember Mysta or Vox talking about how they get to write off spending money for streams on their taxes.

Vox has truly made it. Also, I'm surprised that Kenmochi doesn't have a nendo yet.

>>40364163
The 'i'm your malewife babygirl teehee pero' shit? yeah

>>40363782
I mean if you constantly saw your oshi getting hate, you would also stop using this site. Some people dont care.

>>40363914
It usually happens when he goes live.

>>40364252
I can't believe that one arcadian is stronger than hexagons kek

>>40364163
The only thing I saw people mad about at the beginning were the chinese subtitles but then he cleared it up by saying the person who was putting together his lore video wanted to and he was like “okay. do whatever you want.” Then there were some made on twitter he was “copying” the schedule design but then he hired someone to do that…
I’m not sure. A lot of it seems like people looking to be mad and annoyed. I’m sure there are genuine criticisms out there though.

>>40364163
some people did but /nenmen/ was pretty warm towards him. i think he's recently soured for me due to a bunch of annoying little nitpicks that have built up. that being said i dont hate him, just find myself rolling my eyes at him a lot as of late.

>>40364163
He quite literally is a creep

>>40364105
>followed by him spending large amounts of money within hours of each other

>>40364322
i genuinely salute The Lone Arcadian. (and the second lurking one maybe) i used to hex livepost but i dont really have the patience for his streams anymore.

>>40364333
What nitpicks?

>>40364230
I feel like the next niji nendos will be Salome, Kenmochi, and Mysta.

>>40363691
>>40363782
A couple anons shitposting doesn't mean everyone hates him. Stop trying to start shit.

>>40364230
honestly nendoroids for vtubers make no sense, it seems like a popularity contest most of the time and whoever sends the most forms to goodsmile to make their oshi

>>40364322
i think most of them are just quiet. you saw some still posting a couple minutes ago. doesn’t help that there are people pretending to be sicklings… it’s whatever in the long run because who cares about what people say on here

>>40364322
I mean some still post here. Just not as it used to be.

>>40364439
How is it trying to start shit if people are saying they dislike him

>>40364472
>people pretending to be sicklings
literally never happened

>>40364322
they do post about his streams, posting about anyone at this time is just shitposting hours. i havent been in this thread during these hours where its not just shitposting about someone

>>40364552
>NA hours are shit everywhere
fuck

>>40363782
It’s one samefag that greentexts up a storm, replies to themselves, and actively tries to shit up the thread any chance they get. As soon as the bait is bitten either by themselves or other anons things are linked back to main. I think someone is just very, very bored.

Please wish me audition luck too! I'm not as cool as snake nonny but I do want to get in and play Lisa the Painful and other weird games.

>>40364546
How is it isn't? They're trying blow up something bigger than it actually is by saying a couple shitposters meaning "everyone hates him".

>>40364549
You can say nothing happened on a anon website

I mean if you wanted Hexposting all you had to do was ask!
No but I don’t post a lot because I’m focused on the stream since he does a lot of talking, and typing while listening is not my thing. You’re going to catch shit no matter who you oshi or what fandom you’re in, so it’s best to just ignore it or leave. I’m not going anywhere though but that’s mainly because I have no where else to go to talk about Hex.

>>40364633
wishing you luck too anon! hope you get in and add to the variety of games because im getting tired of chillas games and i hope he stops making them so much

>>40364633
good luck, hope perms autism doesn't discourage you from pursuing your dreams

>>40364633
Does EN have perms for Lisa? Good luck though.

>>40364585
We can’t have shit in this house huh…

>>40364633
Anon, people might like his voice; but he could easily put down the most retarded things in his application. We don't know. I am sure you'll do fantastic

>>40364664
enjoy your stream hexagon

Worst part about the Vox nendo is that I probably won't buy much official merch after that. Maybe if they make a haori.

>>40364664
speak for yourself my oshi never gets shit

>>40364795
tell us your oshi so he can get fair treatment

>>40364637
Hex hate posting happens all the time here. Its happens at any hour honestly.

Tipsy Hex is a sleepy Hex… cute

>>40364836
nope

your oshi is a stinky poopyhead

>>40364795
>my oshi doesnt get shit on
>no i wont say who it is
why did you even bring it up

>>40364664
Why are you entertaining them. We have to go watch Hex act like a slut while drunk

>>40364881
no.. dont say that

>>40364722
i definitely didn't ruin my sleep schedule to be around during comfy hours

>>40364918
because I don't want my oshi to get shit on? lol

Wel… Hex is very erotic and I love his quips during some moments such as this one at the end https://vocaroo.com/17W2NYXFfnuY
I don’t watch him at all though, but I still find the lolisex boys the epitome of sex

>>40365007
your reading comprehension reps

>>40364920
Entertaining them? They just asked if there were any sicklings and I said there were. No harm no foul and all that shit. But speaking of drunk Hex apparently he’s a sleepy drunk so I can’t wait to possibly hear him slurring words and falling asleep at his desk!

i feel like i should be conflicted but this is hot

>>40364920
I hope hes very whiny

>>40364701
>>40364699

Me: One ticket to Lisa the Painful, please
ANYCOLOR: Oh, what was that? Minecraft again???

They can't stop me from trying though. I will act out the plots of games with hand puppets if I have to.

>>40364664
i wouldn't mind desu don't watch hex much but i like when anons update on streams or talk about cute interactions/comments their oshi makes that i wouldn't normally come across.

>>40365099
He’s already pretty whiny and clingy with chat so I hope being drunk exacerbates that.

>>40365111
please get in, i want to be entertained by hand puppets

>>40365111
>act out the plots of games with puppets
Puppet (sis?)tuber? I’m in.

>>40365077
big agree, furry ovid underrated uwu

>>40365077
That archivist is going to make me a furry

>>40365111
godspeed anon, i'm rooting for you. i'd be okay if wife never stepped foot in minecraft again, i'd rather watch ark or rust.

>>40365077
Buryo's art style still work with wife, even if furry

>>40365176
Ngl wishing this was a solo stream now…

>homestuck
>furries
this really is a place for tumblr refugees

>>40365166
If there’s anything like that I sure will try to post about it! It’s not a promise though because when I’m not watching Hex I’m working, but I’ll try to remind everyone how much I like him.

>>40365077
that bunny legatus vs wolf alen is SEXXXXX it's oversaturated but I wished I could see sheep wife in this style tho

>>40365209
HOLY SEX
sauce?

>>40365289
Snakeanon ends up with a Fez, causing the Dr. Who fangirls to relapse

>>40365209
i really, really like this art of luca, it's so dynamic, just like him.
>>40365233
this piece of theirs is what inspired the cocksleeve ritualposts after all

Finally home now and will pre-order Milord's fig if only to swap his torso with picrel's torso to finally view him with his jacket off at all times since I have it. Overall though it looks really good and I think all the accessories he got are nice and cute.

Clearly we need a furry liver (NO, SHIBA AND MASARU DON'T COUNT)

>>40365444
I thought that was wife nendo for a second

>>40365474
no anything but that

>>40365474
need that untapped market

>>40365492
Fuuchan nendo with ponytail... I can only wish it'll be real one day....

>>40365444
Please take pics when you do, that sounds sex

>>40365474
no we fucking don't we don't need furries in this. The Real Deal of furries is fucking disgusting

>>40365289
i once wrote reblog instead of retweet /here/, it was mortifying... you can take the girl out of tumblr but you can't take tumblr out of the girl

>>40365474
tony...

>>40365290
thank you for doing what you can anon keep enjoying hex

>>40365553
anon...i stopped using tumblr in 2015 and only go there to look at the yume shit posted there for my fandoms

>>40365426
Luca is literally Mr. Peanutbutter so I love this art a lot

>>40365695
Based and same.

>>40365474
KUROBLOOD. MODEL. GIVE ME MY AAK SUBSTITUTE

The other day I had a dream that Ren debuted a new outfit, but it was just a regular casual shirt and pants

>>40365474
Debi

>>40364427
feel free to ignore me. i was just as irritated with hex hateposting a week ago. in the end im just an overly wordy schizo.

the obvious nitpicks i have are the ones that have already been repeated; people don't like his supabaiting, parasocialism, yume/fujobaiting, voice, therapist kayfabe, as well as the purported 'vox copycat' accusations, which include his debut's chinese subs, the hashtags, the targeted focus on yumes, when he did a guerilla totsu for New Years the exact same time as Vox's with a similar thumbnail (though lots of livers had totsus so it probably was coincidence), yugo's sword, etc, etc.

the obvious dogwhistle to his previous life gives me a weird vibe. i just cant tell what it is, its probably within his right to do so but it just feels off.

i think more recent nitpicks are that whenever i tune into his stream, he's always talking about how he's never had so much money before, and says he doesnt know what to do with so much money, so on so forth. theres been minor small things with yugo's sword and his thumbnail art being traced that hex outright ignores or doesnt know.

i feel like every single complaint about hex can be addressed with a 'oh, he didnt know' or a 'oh, but if you apply the logic of XYZ then it's justified'.

but like, for example, he keeps saying he's been through so much struggle, he's needing so much money, but then whales in genshin without a second thought, talks about all his jewelry and cats and rings, has gone all out with his debut video and assets and emotes. see, you can apply the logic 'he's just investing a lot into his career' but just some of it doesnt line up. i cant explain it exactly, but it's his attitude, yknow? compared to other boys who started out dirt-poor from debut he feels completely off.

and he keeps being very strong on the yumebait, on the parasocialism, yet everytime i tune in it's as though he doesnt really have anything to say of substance to his chat. just about how much money they give him, and how they got his hashtag trending again, and how in awe he is of that, and something sexual, and how sicklings mean the absolute world to him and he constantly thinks about them, which he's been repeating on loop since stream no.1. and if he's so parasocial, i just get the feeling he would be lurking more and be more aware of small things, like how some sicklings didnt want to be called sicklings, the yugo sword thing, the thumbnail thing, or hell, ANY of the ENTIRETY of the 1k essay ive typed above. it just feels off for me.



tldr; im a schizo

>>40365808
that's like majority of kanae's outfits, just a new shirt and pants

>>40365808
I will concede for debi, what a little gremlin

>>40365695
i stopped after the purge, i don't know why i brainfarted so hard that one time.

>>40365879
debi was my introduction to niji and I’ve stuck with them to this day. if we get a similar creature in en I’d literally shit myself

>>40365851
ain't reading all that but sorry it happened

>>40365851
based and agree

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

I need a boy with his tummy out like that one main twink from genshin

>>40366028
>>40366030
At the same exact time… the duality

>>40366075

im tired of boys with jackets, give us some skin

>>40366075
for the longest time I thought Aster had his tummy out but I think I imagined it because it fit the character and it isn’t actually a thing. But yeah I’d like a boy who shows off his midriff

>>40366071
just 3 more days till he's off break

>>40366172
people keep saying liver designs remind them of arknights because of all the techwear at one point but ak gave us this and enikara gave us nothing

>>40366075
I will be so disappointed if his chest window disappears in next outfit

>>40366071
yeah

>>40366344
didnt he let it slip that his new outfit has a corset, it should still be showing

>>40366377
hope hes in bed and stops joining totsus even if i miss him

/nenmen/ will anti the Brit anon by the end of 2023 if he gets in

Vox's sword is red because it's stained with the blood of deserters! Very cute demon that hates people leaving him!

>>40366412
>corset
god mysta gonna be so SEX

god hex's model looks so fucking zooted when he smiles with the dead eyes and super wide mouth

>>40366412
I think he denied the corset

how do you guys make webms easily? It's a hassle to remove the audio track one by one...

>>40366541
i cant anti a brit sperging about wrestling

>>40366701
He looks so out of it all the fucking time. He has such blank eyes

>>40366702
no...

New lore just dropped for Ren. He’s from Ohio.

>>40366702
mysta.....

>>40365851
Have you ever heard of jobs? Hospital bills? Only being able to afford the bare minimum. You guys honestly need to lay off with worrying about if hes rich or not. Ive seen people live a float with one disaster away from being homeless on the streets.

>>40366737
makes him look very rapeable

>>40366729
like this?

>>40366884
This idea that poor people cant own nice things. Please go to hell.

>>40366890
His blank face while you’re fucking him… very hot.

>>40366884
you missed the whole point of what theyre saying

>>40366973
hypnotizing him, raping him and then snapping him out of it right as he comes

>>40366884
hex white knight....

>>40367010
All they said was “something doesnt add up” thats not really an argument. You just have a feeling hes rich.

>>40367044
I was waiting for this reply. Yes i dont like when people spread baseless rumors about my oshi

>>40367021
He snaps out of it and is just flooded with pleasure. God it would be so hot to fuck him. I just know he’s sensitive too.

>>40367140
hows the aia/hex collab going so far? i had it on but i zoned out

>>40367086
they weren't arguing anything. they were just stating why they don't like him.

>>40367163
Waiting for him to get drunk atp. The question are trash.

>>40367140
sorry your oshi is shit girl

>>40367163
Not aimed at me but it’s okay so far! There’s not been any drinking but it’s already pretty good. They talk a lot behind-the-scenes and apparently Aia talks to Hex the most out of the xsol kids! You can definitely tell by how well they’re talking.

>>40367202
Since you love him so much

>>40367157
he regains his consciousness and then you emotionally manipulate him and convince him it's not rape because he's enjoying it too much

Hex is about to go on a tangent about his babies (his cats)

>>40367327
The way his tones change when hes talking about his cats

I hope my wife is ok

>not going to ignore your cat clamoring for attention
i'm jaded after putting him on a diet

>>40367327
More on this. He spends a lot on his cats and has delayed stream because he wanted to take care of them. He cares a lot about them

>>40366941
Im poor but i have a samsung zflip

hex is such a cat mom what the hell

>>40367086
i wasn't arguing, just stating why he feels off to me. ive stopped following him closely and im heavily biased, so of course ill have to be wrong in some places. i dont like disliking livers. but ill gladly read people gushing about their oshi or expressing how much they love them!

>>40367201
>>40367222
thats nice! aia has been spending a ton of time with the xsoleils, she seems to be enjoying being a senpai.

>>40367467
>nice things
>samsung zflip
????

>>40367467
>samsung zflip
holy shit

>>40367423
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1611218304768659456
rest easy fellow comfydant

>>40367467
Kek anon

He’s drinking white wine and enjoys black coffee… he doesn’t like the bitter taste all that much but likes how strong it is! He’s just like me fr fr or something like that

>>40367583
>>40367549
i didnt need such an expensive phone but why not

im starting to think they're just tsundere hexagons at this point

>>40367653
because you're a retard poor

His baby is here

>>40367653
you got scammed anon...

>>40367653
as long as youre happy with it. rich people buy bags they wont bring outdoors anyways

Hex out here confirming that he streamed naked before. The boldness of this man.

>>40367700
My sides,,,look my bills are paid and i can afford merch so im good

>>40367766
I think he already admitted to this.

>>40367766
hes told pio and ver already

one of hex's kitties is 15yo.... i will never be annoyed at him for supabaiting again, vet bills are fucking expensive

His male cat is 15 and his girl one is 5. His male is also a Maine Coon and his girl one is a ragdoll. I love cats and am very happy right now.

>>40367857
>>40367889
I know, but the fact he's saying it a second time means he's not bluffing.

>>40367974
he was actually naked during the discord video call during the fall guys stream why ver kept commenting on hex's abs

He’s a light sleeper because of things in his life… what the fuck. He brings duck tape to make sure the lights stay off???

>>40368123
duct tape is for the little light on the smoke detector

>>40367766
i will never believe any vtuber who never streams naked (i believe they must've tried once)

>>40368177
I told you guys I suck at listening and typing sorry. Anyways, I understand why he talks in whisper because anytime he raises his voice his shitty mic rears his head and it makes it sound like an xbox mic.

His deep voice is compensation because he’s only one inch tall. He’s perfect cock sized.

I just had a feeling he was gonna say he snuggle his cats

1 foot tall hex... cocksleeve...

I am very proud of my demon husband, and I hope riku gives him a handjob if they ever meet up

I hope vox's next outfit actually gives him his sword

Lam mama saw the nendo https://twitter.com/ramdayo1122/status/1611226546685247489

>hex cracking up at mispronounced louboutin
men all need a bit of retard in them

He pronounces it like jif…

>>40368279
Imagine streaming to hundreds or even thousands and all of them not knowing that you have you're wearing goddamn nothing. Your ass and dick is out and no one is aware of that fact.

>>40369123
i read out the letters and always get judged for it

>>40369131
Vox/Mysta get out of this thread

>>40369131
half of luxiem has an exhibitionist kink, theyre jacking off at that point

sonny x shota alban (must follow artist @Aquila_000)
https://poipiku.com/1592588/8109220.html

vox x bunnygirl ike (must follow artist @maerc_E_C_I)
https://poipiku.com/5039424/8108634.html

bunny wife with no legs
https://poipiku.com/5924228/8107632.html

>>40369399
Ikeakuma shippers are really into trash x bunny, It's a weird development but I like it nonetheless

He’d buys cheap ass jewelry… same. Jewelry nowadays is so expensive and buying them in batches for really cheap is so easy and affordable.

Hex dont wear to much cheap jewelry. Your fingers are gonna change colors.

HEX YOU ARE A DISCORD KITTEN ACCEPT IT ALREADY

>>40369696
He doesn’t even know what it means. He’s technically a discord kitten but babygirl has stuck.

I don’t know much about the whole babygirl and discord kitten but he likes the sound of babygirl more but apparently he’s more of a discord kitten.

>>40366892
Werewolf Luca going down on you during your period! He's not afraid of the blood and mess!

>>40370003
still haven't deleted this because it's so handy

>>40370049
He’s more like a pathetic man looking at this but that’s just me

>>40370038
if only he was actually that brave

>>40370111
you're right actually.....

>>40369496
i really like the big ugly and small cute, beauty and the beast kind of, trope which what their vrchat avatar potrays, been enjoying all these ikeakuma fanarts

>>40370332
delicious, delectable trope, is there porn of it yet

>>40370332
this is my favorite trash/bunny content so far:
https://twitter.com/joshimatsuji/status/1610699093751533569

i'm so jealous of the voltaction half anni merch sisters. we could've had that instead of those soulless rings

omg no one told me shoto had a nendo too!

I'm doing vod reps and this comment sent my sides into orbit when he asked what senpai had nendos

>>40370635
>they recieved fancier half anniv merch than luxiem's half anniv and one year anniv combined

im still salty about lux's 1st anniversary. for fucks sake, it's LUXIEM.

>>40370635
somehow management fucked them up the most out of anybody else, feels bad for luxiem and their fanbase

>>40370635
Vox nendo is all the merch I'll ever need except for a daki and a haori replica

>>40370635
this is so unfair what the hell

>>40370473
scroll up anon

>>40370554
holy sex, i still wonder what the hell was that liquid at the end

Hex likes stomachs because they’re cute and squishy. He also has a breeding kink.

>>40370906
hes still a thighs man though.

>>40370699
Shotofags not be the most obnoxious people on planet earth challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
Can that purple whore wrangle his fanbase better, almost every vox stream has at least one DO YOU LIKE SHOTO in it

>>40370635
what the fuck its so cute. first they take our bara and shota, now our merch.....fate hates nijien

>>40370869
this is embarrassing i swear i'm not this blind usually. thanks, that's so fucking hot, i love size differences

>>40370959
Oh yeah no he’s still very much a thighs man. I just wanted to tell everyone he’s into breeding.

>>40370699
i saw this one during the stream jesus christ when are they gonna fuck off for good

>>40370961
he does try. unfortunately his braindead underage fanbase doesnt listen. the other day i saw a fucking shoto beggar in fulgurs membership stream, of all places.

what are the chances of luxiem having their 2nd outfits announcement this month

>>40371277
Very high

>>40371061
He’s really into breeding holy shit. Drunk Hex is really out there.

i think hex is mentally impaired enough for rape now

>>40371297
all the boys are back by next week, im keeping an eye on their schedules

>>40371221
I used to watch shoto a lot and even I don't get what about him makes people this obsessed with mentioning him everywhere. He's an okay entertainer but not worth bringing up when it's not even relevant.

>>40371345
He sneezed without muting. I think he’s fairly gone so perfect for back alley rape.

>>40371221
God I hope they catch him in a really bad mood so shoto actually has to do something about it and not some voice tweet about how he's not in niji. God having to hear Mysta clarify that he's not in luxiem fucking sucked

>>40371378
he's very often Baby's First Vtuber, not just for underages but also ESLs, so when newfags are checking out other streams they go ahead and spam his name

>>40371387
teaching hex that men can also be bred....

>>40371648
He said he’d breed catboys so he isn’t afraid of breeding boys. The hurdle is breeding him specifically. It’s not a big hurdle but still.

I really love Hex’s accent for some reason

He waxed his balls twice…

>>40371715
teaching hex that he can be bred... teaching him to enjoy the feeling of a stomach full of cum...

ren ark
https://youtu.be/GIO72_ilP38

>>40371736
Still can't believe they actually agreed to it. Trying to wrap my mind for why they didn't refuse?

>>40371866
They were all secretly into it

>"I love buttholes!" - Hex Haywire, 2023

>>40371896
he is ripe for grooming

He just keeps on mumbling and ending his sentences in yeah.

>>40371878
Definitely not Doppio, for sure. But we know Ver and Hex fucking hated it. Hex didn't even mentioned it for about week after. I'm still dumbfounded just from thinking about it.

for the anon that requested this; average briskadet

>>40372011
ANON PLEASE MY SIDES ARE SUDDENLY GONE

>>40372011
KEK thank you for your service anon

>>40371992
Also, I remember seeing someone twitter saying "ah, they'll get used to it!". You're mind have to be wired differently for you to go thru that and think "Yeah, I'll do that again!".

>>40372011
The goggles, they do nothing

>>40372011 (me)
average haunted briskadet, for the kiddos

>>40372132
it's like forgetting your sunglasses on top of your head and squinting on a bright day. except lost in the sauce edition

>>40372011
I feel very attacked. This consistency is more akin to cream, not milk. Don't be mistaken! I happily consume plain cream as a treat, but usually after I've put it in the fridge so it hardens a tiny bit and I can let it melt in my mouth.

>>40372253
im disgusted. bless you

>>40372253
the fucking eyes
>>40372273
fucking kek

>>40372273
what the fuck

Ren sounds different

>>40372011
>>40372253
This based of that cat pic that has dunked it's head in milk or something?

They’re so far gone. They’re singing scales now and not even answering questions.

>>40372486
yup >>37764345

>>40372486
yeah lol i got caught up with the adventures of babykadet in guzzling liters of milk on the daily and perceived the request for an edit of the funny cat and figured I'd use my powers for chaos >:3c

>>40372634
nepeta?

i feel like such a concernfag i genuinely feel bad for aster i hope hes ok i feel bad for shitting on him and posting abt his vomit when i really do actually like him

>>40372361
Try it! Put the cream in the fridge (not the freezer!) and once it's solidified a bit, you can put a little on top of some chocolate! It's basically like whipped cream, but it's got no sugar and isn't whipped... oh. Anyway, I also do it with a spoonful of peanut butter and create a peanut butter (no ice) cream of sorts. Plus a glass of milk to wash it down of course.

>>40372718
that sounds like a good way to consume all the leftover cream you get

>>40372715
he should get advice from the others who arent in iluna about streaming, he should ask feesh since theyre in the same predicament

>>40372718
i want to know where this fascination with dairy for you came from

>>40372253
Actually, now that I analyse it a bit more, it's less like cream and more like condensed milk!

He said he has gay eyes. He said he has rainbow eyes but he doesn’t. I think he’s just drunk.

They really are fucking gone

>>40373060
its so cute i love their friendship. its the most random shit and its so funny

>>40372953
I... am not really sure how it started! I remember loving cereal a lot as a kid and was fascinated when someone showed me powdered milk for the first time. I would eat the powdered milk on its own and there was even a time I got addicted to coffee creamer because I mistook it for powdered milk. Then completely on a whim, without knowing anything about it, I bought Harvest Moon Friends of Mineral Town and I saw the cows in the game... That gave me the idea, "I love milk, I should get a cow in real!" and that's when I started saving up to try and buy Betsy (;-;)

FUCK I MISSED LUCA IN THE ARK COLLAB

>>40373235
nta but cute baby briskadet... I'll name a cow after you if I ever get the new harvest moon remake

>>40373235
every briskadet is so interesting, i feel so boring compared to you

>>40373425
idk, im fine with being a boring birskadet

cute

>>40373710
im sure youre interesting but think its normal. baby briskadet thought drinking 2L of milk a day was normal

God this if this how Hex is like drunk, I can only imagine how he'll be like on Under the Table.

hex is really rapebaiting ike kek

>>40373785
It's liquid... It's normal!

>>40373997
no it isnt...dont you actually drink 3L

i am mesmerized by hex's eye tracking because you literally see him thinking and his eyes go everywhere

>>40374027
Yes... the other litre is for tea...

>>40374053
your bladder..

>>40374038
i noticed this too! it's the one of the only expressive parts of wife's model as well. i really like it

He pronounced war weirdly again. I really want to know where his accent is from. Actually it’s not longer a want it’s actually a need

>>40373997
How is your throat not phlegmy as fuck

Luca with Nina, Ren, and Kotoka playing ARK!

>>40374399
Other people have brought this up before (along with acne), but I've never had issues with phlegm. I've never gotten ill from milk either though, so I think my body has just acclimated to the amount of dairy I consume?

>>40374550
thank you ;-;

He’s not est. He has to take his cat to the vet in 45 and it’s 2:20am here. Unless his vet is open till 3am in the morning then he has to be somewhere else.

>>40374689
it's 3pm in flipland. do vet clinics close that early?

>>40374689
I was literally wondering just now too... it's 1am in Texas so where are you Hex....

>>40374689
Some close at 4pm, latest usually 5pm.

Why are you guys so curious about where Hex is from?

>>40374877
im curious about where everyone is from, i still think about where doppio is

>>40374877
for me it's because i can't identify his accent. he consistently pronounces O and U sounds weird and it bugs me like an itch i can't scratch

>>40374689
>>40374960
>>40374989
Not an obsession, for sure.

>>40375012
not everything is an attack against hex, calm down

>>40374877
Because I personally wonder where his accent is from. He definitely has one but it’s not one I’ve heard before. There’s a couple words he says that I’m like “yeah I know that accent!” But then others I’m confused by. I need to know where this man grew up because his accent is weird as fuck.

>>40375012
wdytya

>>40374960
>>40374989
Im wasnt being rude asking that btw. Im a sicklings too. I was just curious.

im happy to hear him but his coughing..

>>40375120
not offence taken, we get doxxfags in here so i'd understand the apprehension

>>40372058
>You're mind have to be wired differently for you to go thru that and think "Yeah, I'll do that again!".
piochan...

>>40375037
I wasn't even implying that. Just asking why do you want to know so badly?

The screenshots Uki took are so cute

>>40375288
does there need to be a good reason? we're on an imageboard where people theorize about random trivial autistic shit all the time, speculating about where hex is from is just harmless funposting