/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

If there is a hole...

first-time baker, idk what im doing sorry

Never make me look at the catalog that long again

TEMPUS 2 LOVE

>>40359448
thank you baker-chan you did good

they're having so much fun...

>>40353369

>>40359448
It's okay baker, thank you for your hard work.

>>40359448
Nice last thread dumbass

>>40359448
what is that previous thread link lmao. not bad though

Why is Altare’s stutter so fucking cute?

HUH?!
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1611183008387837955

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>40359448
You did great, thank you for the thread.

God, I love my combo-attacking super ultra chuuni oshis

>>40359584
Amen.

>>40359415
To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as the last /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS.
You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS.
The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE.
Be CLEANSED in the fire of the last /MANS/,
BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>>40359576
shotaoji confirmed...

I FUCKING HATE XENOKUNIANS

So I was thinking, what if you guys didn't watch male vtubers. Wouldn't that be so much better? It's more fun watching girls be cute, than to watch guys not be cute, that's no fun.

>>40359610
WHERE IS THIS CUTE ART FROM

When will Leader learn that the LS is a cuck weapon for edgelord losers and the GS is the one and only true superior weapon i n not jist the game, but the entire Monhun series?

>>40359448
thank you for the bread

>>40359683

>>40359683
I probably give your foid oshi more money than you do, go back to the catalog

My chuuni little brothers are being kinda cute right now

>>40359706
Strokechama, want me to call an ambulance?

>>40359683
por que no los dos?

Shiny Spicy is two cute little boys on the playground having fun pretending to fight monsters together.

>>40359683
*cums on you*

>>40359415
I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>40359761
Based

KEK ALTARE. using the fact that he’s ignored to throw shade

>>40359444
if there is a hole, someone other than me did the hole

>>40359798
That monster? Me

>40359683
I am not a faggot.

>>40359798
ToT

Woo, more Shiny Spicy next week~

>>40359576
In before they are both late 20s to early 30s basically millennials.

>>40359761
i'm just waiting for my home thread to come back. How comes none of the tempus members, even the new ones, why don't they look cool? Why don't they design cool looking male vtubers instead?

>>40359683
i watch whatever the fuck i like regardless of gender i'm not fucked up in the brain

>>40359683
I fucking hate women though?
t. Straight male

Halo….

>>40359584
>>40359641
>>40359814
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.

Go with peace, brothers and sisters.

>>40359683
Why would I watch girls, if I’m straight?

>>40359576
I'm telling you man. He's an ancient genderless robot.

>make sure to welcome the new boys with open hands… so we can PALM STRIKE THEM!
>and i can STEAL their wallets and money!
these boys…

Fuck I just woke up, how's the stream going?

Also I saw Hakka tweet singing the dragon ball Z theme in latino, if he fucking sings anime openings in spanish it would be the most kino shit.

>>40359863
you gotta get over that hate, otherwise you'll never be able to have children. I hated too, for nearly a decade. By the time i learnt to stop hating, it was to late. Once there's grey hairs in the beard, it's all over.

>>40359584
Amen

>>40359928
You does that mean I'm not gey if I want to fuck him?

http://poal.me/g4m1zf
http://poal.me/g4m1zf

Important poal

>>40359576
shotajiji seggs... that means legal nsfw art that can't be cancelled

>>40359937

kino/10 shiny spicy went full chuuni

Flayon’s tail is a charging cable

>>40359937
the stream is over. i enjoyed it

>>40359576
What's the opposite of a lolihag

A shotageezer?

>>40359798
True

>>40359917
Like i understand wattching bros cos it's like hanging out with friends, but Tempus look so creepy, doesn't it make you uncomfortable. They give me the heebie jeebies.

>>40359861
Based

This is the most fun I had watching a stream in a while and I don't even enjoy mh streams that much. Shiny Spicy's good.

>>40359939
It's too late for me

>>40359937
they made up attack names for their attacks in monster hunter and even a combo attack finisher

>>40359934
They're gonna be the best senpai ToT

>>40359937
just ended. bro and chuuni central

>>40359576
100+ years old legal shota ToT

>>40359861
Actually pilled and based. A fun streamer is a fun streamer, regardless of what gender they are. I happen to enjoy both.

Shiny Spicy is so good. Orison onegai

>>40360018
Ah damn, time to watch the vod I guess before magni's stream.

>>40359683
Women aren't funny

>>40359939
Based on both myself and the rest of my close family, it's far better if I never have any kids.

>>40360092
i would kill for a shiny spicy orisong ToT

>>40360042
all i wanted was a cute hug from a cute girl. also why no cute shota male vtubers, would be less creepy than lookin at some dudebro giving me the sex eyes.

Gamma said Flay looks ero.

>>40359683
I don't like women. I'm more comfortable being around other guys

>>40360031
Medium ugly men are the most trustworthy

>>40360031
Imagine not understanding that that's part of the appeal

>>40360092
axel's a coward so its not going to happen

Gamma drawing his sister Ganko as a bunny girl on stream if anyone's interested
https://youtu.be/w4l8bGsz1Yc

>>40360015
Are you saying he can run out of battery and be left defenseless ?

>>40360147
leader will rape that song into him

>>40360112
Careful anon. This thread is full of women, might offend them with your statement

>>40360112
They are funny once you fall in love with them. Once in love, you just laugh at anything they say. It's hella comfy.

>>40360092
Duet cover first

>Flay when he sees what you did with his picture last night

>>40359683
I enjoy both anon. I watch streams based on how entertaining they are not on what sells to neets

>>40360174
h-hot.

>>40360213
*Duvet cover first

>>40360212
i'm gonna make wamehole look like a fucking joke

>>40360165
thanks /stars/ anon

>>40360136
In a straight way though...right?

>>40360113
That's what they want you to think. They want you to not breed. Tempus was created to keep you unbred. Having a non breedable oshi is self defeating. Two men can't have a child, you can't impregnate your oshi. But I can and will impregnate mine. We will have many daughters.

>>40360174
Sasuga leader. Assert your dominance over the dingo.

>>40360212
Don't worry I will do it again :3

I WANT A SHINRI/FLAY/ALTARE/VESPER FOURSOME!!!!!

>>40359683
I see what he's trying to do and it's painfully obvious: He's attempting to split the fanbase. Go back to trooncord.

>>40360186
I am not a faggot I am not going to fall in love with a female.

Red Hot Chilly

>>40360166
You could also install a horny virus on his system...

>>40360212
so you like watching, whore?

>>40360143
anyone that says heebie jeebies isn't going to understand simple concepts and probably has chopped up people in their fridge

>>40360283
Those daughters? Mine.

>>40360165
Has he really talked about the new Tempus boys? I unfortunately missed that part

Another normal day of /MANS/ biting bait.

>>40360031
Have you never been out for a bros night out drinking listening to your bros banter with each other and doing stupid shit while you laugh your ass off or watch your friend play some game you like while you watch and see how they react to stuff? Its not that hard to understand Anon.

>>40360174
Leader forcing Axel to repeat after him as he plows his ass.. picking up the pace if he can’t finish the line or is off key ToT

>>40359683
You know what you're right i'll give Ayame, Gura and Ina a try when are they going to be live?

>Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
—Regis Altare, 2023

>>40360372
He said he was informed about their debut just right before it was announced and thinks Machina's design is sex

>New members arrive
>Fanbase immediately thinks of ways on how to have sex with them

So the only way to get raped by leader is to become a holostar? I have to start doing my streaming reps again

No seriously. Where is Flayon's dick?

>>40360346
I love robots now…

>>40360388
I haven't been here in months but its nice to see things never change.

>>40360357
And you're telling me that unhinged psychopath can't understand the beauty of leader's terrifying reptilian eyes?

>>40360339
I hope Flay goes all-in with the kusogaki bit on stream like Kobo

>>40360462
In me

The real question is
Which one was the monkey in Raft?

>>40360447
Aww now they are informed, that's nice at least. And based Gamma

>>40360436
>the boys will never fuck a menhera
OH NO NO NO NO.
Tempusyumes? How are you coping?

>>40360448
Yes, I love /mans/ too, anon

>>40360504
Must be Flayon

>>40360430
Comon now, not my priestess she was in that bad end night cover afterall.

>>40360452
3am walks as well though he might just kill you. oh and also being a male altventurer

>>40359576
My Grandpa is A Cute Shota!?

leader... where's my sekiro... you promised...

>>40360448
You think most people want to fuck people based on their personality only? Attraction and first impression is important too

>>40360521
Tempus are all menheras except for Axel, and he's crazy about them, so...?

>>40360600
kek… poor magni

>>40360339
This cheeky brat is older than his big brother!

>>40360308
not my intent. Just trying to understand. Part of me wants to hate tempus and everyone who watches them, but that is immature and divisive. I can't seem to shake off that instinctual jealousy that these innocent seeming boys are after my oshi and gonna steal her away. Anyways, my homethread is back up now. I enjoyed my stay, thank you for being kind and personable /MANS/. Have a lovely day.

>>40360561
Do you not remember his promise of doing monthly cover and finishing every Zelda game

>>40360436
>Don't stick your dick in menheras
>Magni is menhera
>Axel wants to stick his dick in Magni's dumpy

every time I read Flayon I think Takyon. I want to triple six five fork tongue that crotch and bussy

>>40360670
threadreader

>>40360521

axel literally said: "i like menheras" in the last stream. they got a huge shot

>>40359683
I don't watch retards who heavily rely on their model to retain their viewers. I watch vtubers that are actually entertaining

>>40360600
>A Alchemist that dont know how to brew healing potions
God dammit Magni you had one job.

>>40360561
Never trust promises made by a depressed person. They only need one bad day and everything gets fucked.

>>40360670
Monthly cover is the most naive promise a new Holo can make, given how Cover operates

>>40360711
I think of flaygon

>>40360650
And he is going to keep call Axel aniki, I love this!

>>40360412
ahah fic doko……..

>>40360753
I take paying for a vocal coach than monthly covers 10 out of 10 offers.

>>40360753
At least Axel did almost keep his promise and did it really well so far. Shows how hardworking he is

>>40360665
Stop letting /vt/ shitposters rot your brain from now on

>>40360738
"self-proclaimed alchemist"

>>40360738
self-proclaimed
and he definitely never intended on being the healing type of alchemist rumao

>>40359937
Go watch the vod, bro', it's very much worth it.

>>40360738
Magni's much more a CC alchemist than a healer one

:^)

I legit read CHUPADO on altare's tweet when I had a quick glance at it...

>>40360949
same wtf

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1611186689275486210

A very important question... does shinri have nipples?

>>40361062
bandaids

>>40361062

depends who is asking

>>40361062
do men have niples? I wonder the same

>>40361062
Idols aren't allowed to have nipples unfortunately

>>40361111
No no don't bait that
NO

I'm sorry if its negative topic but is Vesper a shit DM? If it wasnt for his fuck ups it would be TPK already. I am concerned if he can balance future content. I dont want DND to end.

>>40361017
>SHINY SPICY CHUPADO

>>40360281
Of course

>>40361111
Of course we don't retard.

>>40360166
Draining Flayon’s battery! Not letting him charge! Propping him up and filling him with living seed! Charging him powered off! Turning him on for him to find himself filled to the brim!

>>40360521
Nothing stopping a good pegging

>>40361168
A DM that can't overlook some rules in favor of fun for a party full of beginners is what I call a bad DM.

>>40361062
I choose to believe

https://twitter.com/kanomwanie/status/1611132368865349632

FLAYON SEX!!!

>>40361428
this horny brat..

We all know Dingo pretty much acts like a little bro(puppy) around Ame.What are the chances she will adopt this one as well.

>>40361290
ToT

do your stream reps and join the gang

>>40361428
Oh?lil boi wants to play?

>>40361388
I agree but Vesper didnt do it on purpose
I fear that if he knew the rules he wouldn't

>>40361290
idk why you guys think he’s a robot but I’m into it holy shit

>>40361512
I have 6 digits views on review/essay content but zero stream experience, do I have a chance? Didn't even apply because I assume no.

>>40359683
i used to watch the girls a lot before but they barely stream and there is no "gen unity" anymore
the only thing that i've watched from myth/council in the last couple months was the mumei/fauna/baelz collabs

>>40361406
it can be removed

Friends don't let friends turn /mans/ into /asp/

>>40361428
I am ready for the slime correction art to happen oh yeah

>>40361588
ask /asp/

>>40361406
how hard is Vesper seething that he didn't get this model....

>>40361632
is this reverse psychology? I don't want to be your friends, you guys stink

>>40361561
I like to think he knew, he just don't let it be apparent to the party. He probably have something in plans that is definitely gonna kill them so there's no rush in ending it before that.
But yeah, he apparently did miss some rules and mechanics.

>>40361597
wrong thread nigga

>>40361588
If you have 100k viwers in multiple videos and didn't apply, you missed your chance big time.

>>40361699
let him cook

god I want to see Gamma draw Flayon so bad... pure seggs

>>40361632
/Asp/ more like /Aspergers/

>>40361658
Imagine this WHORE with that slutty bara model...His powers would be too great.

Reminder that swallowing Leader’s cum gives you a +5 attack bonus

>>40361428
Consider the following:
>Slime girls (males)

>>40361772
they nerfed him....they knew he would turn all the straight brotuber viewers into flaming homos.....

>>40361812
axel is the strongest for a reason

>>40361877
kek, it stacks?

I want to tease Flay's little clit dick with my thighs and stick my throat down his throat until he's on the verge of climaxing, then denying him his release over and over again until he begs me for release. All this is null and void if he has a deep voice by default

>>40361812
ok where did this come from

>>40361644
I have sneaking feeling that he knows and is baiting for it.

>>40361812

>>40361877
You know, maybe glass canon Magni has incredible attack strength, but we'll never know since he only uses ranged magic attacks...Maybe that's why he's only a "self-proclaimed" alchemist...

Flayfags are going to ruin /MANS/ with this clit talk. disgusting

>>40361877
>>40361930
Axel swallowing gallons of Altare cum before a boss battle directly from the source...

Thoughts on Gavis, the Jester?

>>40361953
>stick my throat down his throat

>>40361961
its what they put in the demondrug

>>40361988
KEK.. that explains it

>>40361988
magni should be a lot stronger

>>40361588
I don't see why not. Axel didn't have any streaming experience, but streaming would definitely help into seeing what you would be in for.

>>40361988

I want Vesper to lick Shinri's pecs on screen when a $5 SC tells him to

>>40361814
Anon, you obviously havent played enough eroges.Go do some homework than come back.

>>40362013
Kill jester

>>40362027
I was too excited, tongue* down his throat

>>40362013
I think he is the one that has tweeted the least? I adore his design, my favorite one of the 4 new boys.
But again is hard to tell by just the tweets, he is at least more tame than the rest.

Hizaki Delta talking about new Tempus members rn

>>40362013
I like his design the most. I'm not sure if he's actually funny yet though. I wonder if the gag will be that he's actually really, really bad at comedy but thinks he's funny or something though.

>>40362070
hell he'd probably do it for a .99 sticker or some booze. This WHORE is cheap.

>>40359448
You are so cute

So... it has been 24 hours since the announcement, what do you think of the new boys now and who do you look forward the most?

>>40362013
I want to fuck his clussy

>>40362013
Least favorite design of the group so far, saving judgement on anything else until his debut of course

>not even 20k subs after 24 hours
It's fucking over. They will be a 3view not long after debut

>>40362180
Based clussy enjoyer

>>40362100
Bettel is our friend, he's here to help us

Gamma: "I like how the new Tempus members all have distinct personalities, I'm especially curious about that one macho man. He looks very different from the other members in a good way and his pecs are so big"

>>40362010
That’s so fucking silly but it’s still hot

>>40362173
I want to be shinri, gonna start doing my flexing reps

>>40362013
fun design, hoping for a cringekino debut

I want to fuck the little sex robot thanks

>>40362118
I looked it up but I couldn't find anything

>>40362223
Kill jester

>>40362063
kek

>>40362303
Not before I do

does anyone have that image of vesper smiling with him screaming fading over it? i think its a fate reference or something

>>40362173
No complaints design-wise, but I'm going to wait until after debut to form a more concrete opinion on them.

>>40362116
It seems like he might have had some computer troubles or something? It comes across like he's a bit stressed out and nervous from his tweets to me, honestly. I guess that tracks since he's up first and seems to be the leader though. Must be under a lot of pressure.

>>40362328
But if you kill Bettel you won't be able to-

>>40362303
I wrote this

>>40362217
>>40362217
>>40362013
do you think he takes out a horn and squeaks it to replace his moans and then he cums confetti

>>40362236
Vesper looking away with a flushed face but staring out the corner of his eye. Magni assists by teasing Altare's balls and feeding Altare stamina potions to maximize Axel's buff as well as cleaning up the excess with his tongue

>>40362013
him and magni should fuck

>>40362310

He said this>>40362233
Link: https://youtu.be/w4l8bGsz1Yc

>>40362303
>>40362359
>>40362392
all me

>>40362363
this one?

BRATTY PILOT UOOUUUUGGGGGHHH

Safe to say the Flayon is ahead on popularity. Whats the thing with shotas and lolis being the most popular one?

Genuinely appreciate how the flamboyant gays keep their text spoilerd. This is not sarcasm. Thank you guys.

>>40362470
needs oji dick

>>40362173
I don't use twitter, so nothing. Will watch debuts

>>40362310
Anon...

>>40362477
the need to UOH is universal, I guess.

>>40362485
No worries *chu*

>>40362477
My take is: they attract both normies and hentais, and are generally more appealing to most females too.

>>40362466
YES thank you. i dont know where the og meme is from i thought it was fate
im thankful you understood what i was trying to say

>>40362477
seems only /here/ he's popular. Clown is leading in subs on YT and followers on twitter.

>>40362386
Feels bad man he is kind of forced into that jester archetype and has to meet expectations of being the funni man of the group. Kind like how Magni had the pressure to meet the expectations of the magmemes at his debut. Hope he is able to find a footing like Magni did

>>40360165
holy sex

>>40362522
o7

>>40359683
I watched girls for two years actually. I used to watch Amelia a lot. Watched Gura, Fauna, Sana and more recently some Niji girls too, such as Selen, Pomu, Elira and so on

I still watch Selen, but even then the guys are on another level. It's like female performers cannot compete with male performers at all, they're on distinct grades of quality. Even at their worst the guys tend to be funnier, wittier and more hard working

>>40362494
I just know him as gamma and that anon said Delta T_T

>>40362402
I love Tempus ToT

>>40362633
It's ok newfagchama,,, it's a starcolle reference. Remember to say hi to him, paripi is very chill

>>40362578
I thought this was someone else for a second before I remembered what thread I'm in...

>>40361062
If Pizza dad is anything to go by, no.

>>40362732
Didn't he immediately get banned from using this model lmao

>>40362714
I don't care anymore (#｀ε´)

>>40362732
too many abs..gross....

>>40362576
Yeah, I feel a bit bad for him because people are probably going to expect him to be funnier than Magni as the designated "jester", and that's a big ask.

>>40362732
Noooo... this is exactly what I have feared...

Flay is the little brother
Gavis is Magni's gayer, more evil twin
Hakka was saved from the Cartel
Shinri is Vesper's divorced husband

God I'm still thinking about how quickly Bettel corrected. Ever since some anon said he got knotted by Axel it hasn't left my mind.

>>40362389
Kill Jestah

>>40362909
KEK

I'm keeping my expectations in check until his debut but I'll still funpost about him in the meantime

>>40362732
I suppose males don't really know what nipples are, that's why they are so crazy about them

>>40362732
Those abs, my dad had those and i only have a 1 pack. I have disgrace my liege.

>>40362911
Bettel is dead, game over.

>>40362732
Pffff haha wtf +10 pack is so rare and basically impossible for 99.99999% of people. Also he lacks nipples for some reason

If Flay is a robo, maybe that’s not a body suit, maybe he’s naked

I want to have hot steamy sex with Loli Flayon

>>40362960
I'm just imagining gender bent versions of the 4 new members and Flay is just going to look exactly the same isn't he

>>40362860
>spoiler
Imagine the tsundere old man make up sex at the back of the library when the jester and pilot bring him to the guild hall and they're reunited by an odd twist of fate...

>>40362998
that's because pizza papa is beyond humanity

>>40362998
Susan doesn't like nipples.

>>40362732
Is this achievable natty?

>>40363014
fuck me this design is retarded as hell
which is a shame considering mech/mechuser and drone controller have plenty of things you could work with and turn into a sick looking design. What the hell is this?

>>40363086
Absolutely not, Aruran is from another planet.

>>40363034
they got divorced because vesper was gweentea and shinri was cawfee

>>40363038
I didn't realize... aru-sensei, I kneel...
>>40363078
Ah

>>40363014
Easily the worst design out of 4

>>40363133
...Italy is on another planet?

>>40362173
I liked the shota at first glance but my spic spirit is telling me to support Hakka.

>>40363014
Goddamit. Now I instinctly expect there to be a budge edit every time I open this image.

>>40363014
hot

>>40363014
SEX

>>40363113
They should just make a male version of the girls from Azur lane

>>40363014
WAIT HE HAS TAIL
WTF HOT

>>40363164
Yes, once you set foot on Italian soil you'll transported through a wormhole onto another planet.

>>40363014
He's the red version of Astel's furry shota.

>>40363113
ok, i will knot you anonchama. come here.

Why can't outer /vt/ be happy for us?

>>40363305
Lmao

>>40363113
Yeah objectionally it's the worst design of the four however he's also the one I want to fuck the most so he's given a pass

>>40363289
Uratty is way cuter

>>40363305
Don't mind anon, we have each other. Here, let me knot you

>>40363305
you'll never be happy if you look for external validation anonchaama

>>40361588
You likely had a chance. You might still, I would recommend applying now, but also streaming for fun one day a week, every week, just to say you've done it. Then put that in a future app. You're entire galaxies ahead of the average aspirant on this website so don't look down on your accomplishments.
.t anon with 5-digit views

>>40363113
I want to breed him.

>>40362173
From the designs and initial tweets I'm most interested in Bettel and Hakka, but I thought I'd like Vesper the most last time and he ended up being my least favourite once I heard his voice, so I'm not sure how things are actually going to turn out at all.

>>40363289
what the fuck, his pl and astel's mascot look way too similar

>>40363305
That will never happen newfag.

Hidden android hands

>>40363388
...breed what?

>>40363113
The bellybutton showing through the suit is so dumb

>>40363291
>terribly overdesigned
>excessive elements
>weird third-coat
>overly long torso
>weird swimmer/biker-wear
>long neck
>retarded-looking shoes
>bizarre socks that are also held up with suspenders?
>looks like someone kitbashed multiple designs into one, and this was the leftover kitbash from the other parts
It's a shame, and I'm sure he'll be fine, but holy shit what the fuck?
>>40363289
meanwhile his natural/blue counterpart looks really solid

>>40363488
mpreg duh, are you new to breeding?

>>40363410
I am thinking the same but I was right about one of the boys becoming my favorite I just hope Hakka doesn't make being a latino his entire schtick

>>40363527
Men don't get pregnant sister

>>40363388
Can’t breed metal

>>40363385
Not that guy but I'm planning on applying once I settle matters IRL, I'm not sure what I can do beyond drawing but I want to try at least

>>40363567
always a fear but since he's probably not an MX living in America there's hope. Holy shit are they annoying as hell.

>>40363411
It's destined, he is our promised shota who gets fucked by Astel...

>>40363583
You're posting the guy who's been taking ojisan sperm into his boywomb over and over and you're telling me that?

>>40363583
but magni was impregnated by altare and nowa

>>40363583
*fills your womb with my seed and impregnates you*

flayon being an android means
>none of Magni’s potions work on him
>Altare can’t use whatever mind control he uses on yumes/alties on him

>>40363363
kobo based?

How can you NOT want to cum on his face

>>40363746
Because he probably sounds like a tranny or just a normal guy so that's a turnoff.

can Flayfags make their own general

>>40363703
so they find new ways to break his tiny frail body :3

>>40363583
why’d you poke a hole in the condom then, altare?

>>40363797
only women can do a child voice, pedo anon

>>40363703
I’m glad we agree that altare is using mind control, we should really do something about that because the yumes here are scary

>>40363703
TOT being mind controlled by leader

>Inb4 red shota will have Kyo voice

So, tell me about Vesper, why does he hate streaming?

>>40363797
I'll just gag him like I'll gag this anon >>40363796

>>40363933
>Vesper: why do you sound like you listen to snoop dog and eat fried chicken?

>>40363567
Honestly, the way Hakka tweets reminds me a lot of Altare, and I'm an Altventurer, so I'm optimistic that he's learned from watching him and has some layers to his character, but the voice is really important for the initial impression.

>>40363976
NO VESPER DONT SAY IT

>>40363950
He hates the vesties obviously

>>40363880
I don't need a child voice, I just need something that doesn't sound like some fag from California putting on a girl's voice or just Dale down the street from me acting like a faggot.

>>40363880
>only women
How new?

>>40363703
DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT LEADER

>>40363977
…Am I being baited they don't tweet alike at all

>>40363976
KEK
>"yoooo nigga how you doing?? ... is that how they say in Baltimore?"

>>40363897
You're so right anon, you should come into the basement so we can talk about it over a nice hot cup of tea...

>>40364050
KEK he really would do this huh. I don't think I can handle another vacation from my broshi

>>40363510
Ok but I still want to fuck him

>>40364002
Then you are just talking nonsense, worrying about things you don't know yet. you are like a mom, can you see the future, mom?

I can't believe Leader leaked that they're getting 3D for their 6 months anniversary.

>>40364115
totally fine.

>>40364002
Yeah I'm pretty much in the same boat, I wouldn't even mind a lower pitched voice but it has to match the character he's portraying.

>>40364039
as an altventurer they don't really, I guess the chuuni shit is brainwashing some people

>>40363993
>Vesper: Yknow Flayon I like talking to you.. you're like one of the good ones, yknow?

>>40364039

>hololiveEN sisters are Angry at us... AGAIN

I just want to watch the brotherinos

>>40364176
>:(

>>40364097
s-sure

>>40364176
Weird ass looking Kson

>>40364176
Axel vibes

>>40364174
>>40364113
>>40364050
>>40363993
>>40363976
>>40363933
dw he'll blame his blatant racism on his quirky boomer brain. donmai~!

>>40364186
Then watch it, Magni is streaming in 20 minutes

>>40364021
BREAK FREE SISTER. YOUR MIND IS NOT YOUR OWN

>>40363976
KEK VESPER NOO

>>40364176
AIEEEEEEE PLEASE HAKKAMAN DON'T KILL RIO "CHUPADO" MINASE

how justified am I in worrying gen2 is going to contain the fujo and homobaiters we feared tempus was going to be? I do not like how cheeky some of them, especially the red shota, is being

>>40363621
https://mobile.twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1611161706155106304?cxt=HHwWgICzsaLC_9ssAAAA
he is very likely an actual latino and not one of those 5 de mayo enjoyers

>>40364176
Could he exorcise leader

>>40364316
does the red one make you feel aroused anon? are you afraid of become a homo?

>>40364316
Just let yourself be happy anon, hide posts, don't look at chat, avoid certain collabs, you are the maker of your own misery

>>40364316
I don't know anon, you'll be able to find out (not exactly) in 48 hours. Then another week to really grasp how they are.
And if you don't like them, you'll still have the OG4

How do you faggots fall for it every time?

>>40363655
>>40363664
>>40363682
>>40363875
Shut up and don't speak unless spoken to.

>>40364341
OOHHHH
bird vs bird fight kino. cue the anime music

>>40364453
Well you're gonna have to make me shut up you little bitch

>>40364237
it's like kson, but fuckable

>>40364453
your going to have to pay magni child support leader

Where do I find an archive of the holostars 2nd act concert? I need it for reasons

>>40364341
Oh man, imagine the guilty demon vs exorcist sex...

>>40364316
The solution is simple, if i dont find them entertaining i will just drop them and watch the OG. Simple as.

>>40364555
ToT

>>40364341
Exorcise hastur from him. HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>40364388
>>40364562
but those types almost always infect everything they touch. they make it their entire character and do it regardless of context, situation, or company

>>40364176
i can't unnotice his stick neck AAIIEEE

>>40364555
FIC DOKO FIC DOKO

>>40364503
*Unzips Glock 17*

shinri/vesper sex stream when

>>40364695
altare is going to snap it

>>40364316
I know one of them is a bro and an APEX player who is a close friend to a certain vshojo

>>40364770
bro + spoiler does not compute

>>40364758
H-hot

>>40364676
clearly you dont watch tempus if you think that

The clown seems nervous and shy, it's kinda cute

>>40364877
please...I don't want to simp for the clussy... nervous shy boys are my weakness...

>>40364711
That's a 1911 dummy

>>40364952
>clussy
My brother in Christ this is a clenis

>>40364974
Imagine what memes the new boys will bring.

>>40359683
I like watching vtubers who are competent enough in what they do. With that I do watch both hololive and holostars, but more Tempus these days because they don't fumble around for 2 hours just getting stuck in the tutorial section of a game. I don't think that's cute, that's just dumb and not in a cute way.

Another reason I don't watch the girls as much these days is just because there isn't that much content of them. Girls like Kiara, Mori, Irys, Bae, etc are still delivering, but not that much for the others. The lack of collabs between them also makes some of these streams a little dull after a while (I do still enjoy solo content, just that it needs to be interesting to me, and the girls have pretty awful taste in video games). Games are more fun with friends and it's more fun watching them have fun. The boys have been providing that for me.

>>40365152
why are you replying to old bait?

>>40365063
>hakka will bring latino memes to hololive
the brainrot can finally begin

>>40364877
Yeah, he seems a little anxious, and I think it's kind of charming combined with the clown character.

>>40365230
I just opened the thread.

>>40365230
Takobro is finally a true /MANS/ poster by being this retarded... Im proud of him

>>40365306
are you real, what are your kind called

>>40365352
looks like an altako to me

>>40365352
They are the elusive Cultakos

The Lack of Green in Tempus is surprising.
Alright boys, it is my duty to join Tempus to not only represent the colour Green.
But to also give these bunch of lunatics a Healer for their partyGJX2JW

>>40365250
>juan

>>40365413
you are the druid now

>>40365413
what if the guild will never have a healer, as a bit

>>40365413
Green is not a creative color

MAGLORD ON THE TELLY