/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No I yell racist and homophobic pejoratives at videogames even when I'm winning.

>>40355092
a regular high schooler (DELUXE EDITION)

Can Israel be wiped off the face of the earth?

>a ghost in massive debt
Kek but yeah. Yes I could. The real challenge is getting paid for it, but I suppose the same could be said for all arts really.

>your dad (but worse)
Finally I found my calling

>>40355092
>A sleep paralysis demon on a journey of self-discovery
Ok that could actually be an interesting character. Maybe I should apply.

>A janitor in massive debt
Well. That hits too close to home. I really am a worthless waste of a human life.

>>40355092
>A target employee with a pure heart.
This is somewhat more unbelievable than some lores out there

>>40355092
>A typical man fighting an evil corporation
Well shit.

>>40355092 (OP)

> Deluxe Edition Janitor

Welp...

>>40355092
>A guy with a cool hat and nothing else
why is this actually accurate

>Stonehenge
>and nothing else
ogey

>>40355092
>A sentient houseplant on a journey of self-discovery
Sounds like an anime I would check out the first episode of out of morbid curiosity and then promptly forget about.

>>40355092
I want to fuck this Auntie

>>40357224
Ok I might use that one.

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>>40357480
He can do whatever he likes with the first letter of my name and the day I was born I really don't give a shit. It's not like you can even figure out who I am from that little.

>>40355092
>J
>5
I guess like a sunflower or something?

>>40356364
Bend over, Anon

>>40355092
>A guy with a cool hat fighting an evil corporation
>A guy
/vt/sisters I already failed

>>40357527

>>40355092
Yes, I will debut in one of the major corpo and when people tuned in my debut stream they will be greeted with the word like:
>Death to Israel, save Palestine.
>I think niggers should be deported back to Africa.
>I think WHO should classify homosexuality as mental illness.

I will speedrun the fastest vtuber to get cancelled by twitter.

>>40357862
I will oshi (you) specifically, anon

>>40355092
>a ghost but only on the weekends
how long could i draw out the gimmick of ending friday streams by "dying" in unusual ways and then having monday resurrection zatsus where i discuss what i saw beyond the veil

>A sleep paralysis demon with a passion for fashion
Fitting for a fag like me

>>40357480
He's...he's got my birth date?
I mean...if he'll remember it...wow. Someone remembering my birrhday!

>>40355092
>A typical person but not really, they're telling lies on the internet
Ah sweet I get to have menhera breakdowns on Twitter and rant about my cannibalism fetish on stream

>>40355092
A Skrunkly with a passion for fashion

So I am in HoloStars EN 3?

>jake, from middle school out for revenge
guess those those faggots who made fun of my glow up sneakers are gonna get what they deserved

>>40355092
>A sleep paralysis demon of a dream of a memory of a cyborg warrior trying to find his dead wife inside a poem...
. . .
Sounds about right, I guess...

>>40355092
>Your dad but only as a joke
Come here son, we'll do something fun today

Hello /vt/ today I will be doing a make-up tutorial

>>40355092
>a janitor
>that does it for free
wtf why are those even options

>>40355092
>A Janitor and Nothing Else

Well fuck, guess I have to do it for free.

>>40359094
If you collab with bees I will anti you

>>40355092
>N
>1
I'm a seaweed

>>40359306
Lilies can self-pollinate. Bend over anonchama.

>>40355092
>stonehenge and nothing else
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this concept

>>40355092
>The Greek Goddess, Nemesis, who learned how to love
That's certainly retarded enough to be a vtuber lore concept.

>>40360577
Become a stone golem girl

>>40355092
>janitor but only on weekends
Fuck

>>40360894
How has no one done this before? Rock hard. Holy sex

>>40359306
>>40360142
Bees are all cucks, honestly.

>>40355092
>A regular high-schooler who comes with a preorder bonus
Slave lore? I can make that work

>>40355092
>YOU be a vtuber?
Me? Im not sure

>>40355092
>a skrunkly who came from the future
what the fuck is a skrunkly

>>40363898
youre just a little skrunkly anon

>>40355092
A janitor from the future is a pretty funny concept, actually.

>R
Is this like supposed to be the racist option? So if your name is R and you're from america then you're gonna be the nigger?

>>40355092
>An angel
>But the ghost version
???

>>40355092
Typical person in massive debt. Guess I'll just be playing myself

>>40355092
No because the network around here is fucking unstable I'm really wondering why we have 3rd world tier internet when they promised us good net about a decade ago

>An Angel
>Who just wants to have fun
Man I can think of dozens of people like that. And I’m not like any of them.

>>40355092
> a ghost who comes from the future
Actually an interesting concept. Like i died, went back in time to haunt them and warn everyone, but got sidetracked by singing karaoke and playing GTA V on stream

>>40355997
MITO PLEASE STEP ON ME

>>40355092
>a classical musician who wants revenge
Play Salieri

>>40355092
>A sentient houseplant
FEEEEEEED ME, SEYMORE

>>40371663
>a ghost who comes from the future
Feel like I've read a manga about that although she might have forgotten it so people couldn't complain that they're just pointlessly padding the story.

>>40357154
it makes no sense

>>40355092
>a janitor who came from the future
Nijisanji ass concept

>>40355092
A serial killer who dresses in cool suits sounds like it would be really popular with women.

>>40355092
>a red blood cell on a journey of self-discovery

>>40376674
>a red blood cell
>but only on weekends

>>40357480
Someone else already posted what mine is, a first letter of your name and day you were born isn't enough to identify shit

>>40355092
>a sentient houseplant with a passion for fashion
Will you watch my streams, anon?

>>40355092
>An angel who comes with a pre-order bonus
Sounds like an LN title. My inner minotaur is calling.

>>40355092
What the fuck I'm a janny now?

>A Janitor who doesn't play by the rules who has a birthmark

This sounds like the origin story of either a Mall Cop protagonist or a fucked up pedophile.

>>40355092
>can YOU be a vtuber?
I can if I believe I can

>>40355829
Youre my oshi now

>a skrunkly who does beauty vlogs
The fuck is a skrunkly?

>>40355092
>a sentient houseplant
>with a really cool weapon
maybe?

>>40355092

>a Target employee but only on the weekends

do I have a shot bros

>>40355092
>G13
Fuck this bullshit.
>>40357480
Someone here got my name perfectly right, and Ive never even put my name on the internet.

Janitor with a cool robot leg...

>a guy with a funny hat with a very specific set of skills
so basically 2D Buckethead. I think it could actually work. Unfortunately, I'm autistic.

>>40355092
>A janitor DELUXE EDITION
Wouldn't that just be a maid?

all I can say is that I am now John Titor (forma de Vtuber)

>stonehenge DELUXE EDITION who runs a small business
Oh no I'm a fat vtuber....

The sun with a pure heart?

>>40355092
>A regular high schooler who runs a small business
Hm

>>40355092
I'm Gordon Ramsey with opinions. I'll make streams teaching recipes to viewers, and tell them what kind of meals are trash and shouldn't be made

>>40396204
I would watch that unironically

>>40355092
neato

>>40357154
>>40360577
No vtuber model, just a picture of stonehenge. Your 3d concerts have no animation whatsoever, just looping 5 seconds of drone footage of stonhenge.
Hire some british people to bring a microphone and speaker to stonehenge for live fan meet-ups.

>>40404742
I could see people turning something like this into a weird niche community

>>40396204
Reine already did that.
Look at that magnificent cake.

>>40355092
>Your dad but only on the weekends
So... Like my dad since my parents divorced?

>a red blood cell who doesn't play by the rules
this sounds like a hataraku saibou shit and I'm ok with it.

>>40405656
Osmosis Jones is gonna fuck you up bud.

>>40355092
>greek goddess nemesis with a very specific set of skills
>actually extremely autistic about guns and haircuts
should i go for it?

>>40355092
>an unusual mammal who was left in the microwave for too long
This is just happy tree friends isn't it

>>40355092
>An angel who just wants to have fun
Sounds like the cover story that a slut would use to excuse sleeping around for 10 years before settling down with some chump.