/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

bullshit

>>40113113
Double D is so lucky, bros.

>>40113113
kiara is living the life

These damn bitches are living it up being happy with each other and I'm lying here alone masturbating and browsing a board filled with people who want to upset eachother over vtubers

>>40113242
For now, but she's also very dumb with her money. This vtubing thing won't last forever, and she's constantly taking trips around the world, buying new outfits/cosplays and going to nice restaurants. It's a tale as old as time but nobody seems to learn

>>40113113
she forgot the part where they had a massive orgy afterwards

>>40113661
investment, those paywalled photoset makes money too

>>40113113
>Calli, Reine, and me
>me
Every time.

>>40113212
Which one?

>>40113113
Is that a kiddie menu?

>>40114683
No, just overpriced restaurants

>>40113661
No worries. My love for her will live forever.

>>40113212
imagine the prostate massages

do you think fauna broke her vegan diet temporarily and had some of the honey toast?

>>40115891
Honey is vegan.

>>40116091
No it's not retard

I guess fauna isn't having any lesbian sex this trip drat

>>40113469
I think /vt is a lovefest. When people attack each others Oshis, its like playfighting with action figures. This is not serious business.

>>40116243
what if you're bros with the bees and it's not exploitative?

>>40116091
>>40116243
I have vegan friends that won't eat honey it's pretty retarded even for a them.

>>40113661
>she's also very dumb with her money
No she isn't, eggchama. Kiara spends within her means and already figured out a plan to generate passive income when she retires because she thinks far ahead. She's easily one of the financially smartest Holos.

>>40116508
i remember fauna talked about how she would like to have her own chickens some day and she would eat their eggs. so if she is chums with the chickens then she can eat their eggs and if she is buds with the bees she can eat their sweet nectar

>>40116934
That makes no sense, if her premise of being vegan was that she wanted the animals to be treated well, then she'd just pay extra for all that organic, grass-fed, etc. shit. Not buying anything at all means the market she would consider better gets less support from its target demographic.

>>40113469
This. I impotently hate these offcollab arcs because they can produce low effort streams with almost no fan interaction, and they seem happier than ever for it. They prove they are already set for ten lifetimes and accentuate just how astronomical the gap is between us.

>>40117288
Git gud.

>>40116685
>one of the financially smartest Holos
>pays for dozens of subscriptions, even for stuff she hasn't used in years
>tried to find a financial adviser, fell for a scammer
>bought a phone screen protector for 20 bucks and broke it the next day
>bought a steam deck, never used it

>compliments for all the other girls are about singing
>oh Fauna... Her nails are nice
Sisters...

>>40117288
Good. Good. Let your hatred flow through you. Let it make you powerful.

>>40118068
Ok, but what about her pros:
> Shows up to work.
> Acts like an idol, which maximizes simping
> GF is an Indonesian Princess
> Will never Graduate
Compared to other Holo's, she is truely maximizing her opportunity. Half the Holos are completely squandering it.

>>40118369
What's she supposed to say? Fauna clearly isn't a good singer. At least she didn't give a fake compliment.

>>40117288
You mean you get unironically jealous??? That's kinda sad.

>>40118653
And people wonder why Kiara and her fandom get so much hatred.

>>40118889
Crab-bucket syndrome? You see it in a lot of workplaces where people who are slacking for whatever reason turn on even friendly high-performers because someone doing well exposes them.

Same thing. Imagine being a chumpedophile and spending two years pretending Gura is some sort of devoted idol to her fans while shitting on every other Holo, only to find yourself abandoned while Kiara keeps showing up to work. What other response could a person like that have besides unhinged hatred? Surely owning up to their mistakes isn't in the cards.

>>40113469
What are you jerking it to?

>>40116427
based
>>40113113

where's ina?

>>40119268
Having sex with me

>>40119268
>where's ina?
Not hololive

>>40119343
oh
well could you tell her to call when you are done?
im not mad i just want closure...
thanks...
oh god...

>>40119469
tako bro are you okay?

>>40119268
Most likely wrapping up her real reason for being in Japan; Comiket.

Kiara all but confirmed that Ina was not going to be in Japan by the time she is supposed to stream again, Jan 8th, so it's not unreasonable to assume she's already gone home.

Likewise, I think Fauna, in her attempt to tell Bae "Stop telling everywhere where we're going" spilled that Fauna, Mumei, and Bae are leaving JP most likely today as well.

>>40119720
Bae said she's going to be in Japan for a lot longer. Probably a month or 2. I'm assuming that Fauna and Mumei are going to be coming back soon. Mumei especially unless she took the semester off

arent they there to film fes?

>>40118653
Lots of people show up for work, it doesn't mean they're smart with their money
Kiara lives more lavishly than any other holo that comes to mind besides Reine who has an excuse as she's actual royalty

>>40113113
Is that her way of saying 'Fauna cant sing'?

>>40116243
insects are a type of fungus

>>40113113
i want all of them to line up in a row and have them shit into my mouth until their bowls are empty and barren one by one

>>40113469
I feel so inadequate when I see how intact their lives are. They have everything so easy. Money, sex, good lives. It’s not fair. And all we fans ask in return is a measly crumb of a stream. Or at least a handjob.

>>40116541
then they're vegetarian and not vegan

>>40116427
I live your way of thinking.

>>40113113
The fact Fauna only wears skirts and rarely or never wear pants says a lot about the kind of woman she is

>>40123975
She wants it

>>40113469
>>40117288
>Off-collab is le bad
Ah so this is the new cope that you chumkeks came up with

>>40120093
There are at least three JPs that dump 30-50k annually on gacha anon.

>>40119055
My god you just murdered the Chumpedos

>>40119720
Bae, Fauna, and Mumei are in an offcollab with Subaru and Lui on the 3rd, and Bae is staying through to February.

>>40113113
Why make a positive post like this in the catalog instead of inside global? You probably just knocked off a crucial tribalist thread.

>>40113469
I shouldn't laugh at this because it fucking true, kek

>>40119055
Did you abandoned god just because you didn't here his voice anymore, schizochama? Then you might aswell abandoned your oshi just because she gonna be sick in the future and you going to be mad demanding her to stream on schedule, even if she dying.

>>40119055
Did you abandoned god just because you didn't hear his voice anymore, schizochama? Then you might aswell abandoned your oshi just because she gonna be sick in the future and you going to be mad demanding her to stream on schedule, even if she dying.

>>40116427
Who the fuck let you out of your cage?

>>40124811
God isnt real nice comparison retardchama
neither is santa

>>40113113
no ina?

>>40124861
>Calls KFP a cult
>Compares Gura to God
Ogey schizo

>>40113113
But how cute tho?

>>40124074
want what?

>>40113113
proof?

>>40118068
>>40113661
anon, you don't know bout her that much. You missed the part where she bought 2 confirmed apartments for renting out, and a few other ones. She's investing her money into real estate.

>>40118068
I don't see the contradiction. Smartest, not smart.

>>40119720
>Kiara all but confirmed
Bless this talkative bitch. All thanks to her that we get the most basic info delivered.

>>40123975
What kind?

>>40119720
Will they be back for Holofes?

>>40131536
of course?

>>40117288
this is pathetic even for this place

>>40117288
>Muh fan interaction
Kys. Fans are idiotic simpletons spamming the same jokes time and time again
>Muh oshi's fanbase is different
No it isn't
>and they seem happier than ever for it.
Are you actually angry that they are happy? Wow, anti much?

>>40113469
Go groom 2views who are in the same or worse life position as you if you can't handle happy yuribait streams

>>40113113
I don't trust people who wear nail polish. you can't see when your nails are dirty that way.

how come Gura doesnt go to Japan

>>40123975
She goes commando too

>>40113661
Her retirement plan is something along the lines of "50 Shades of Reine"

>>40113113
lesbo sex

.

>>40116427
Saplings are weird

>>40113113
What's a Baelz?

>>40113113
>IRyS missed this
>says she is doing stuff with them
>missing both collab streams today

>>40145337
Almost no one cares about IRyS and those who do hate her.

>>40114683
Looks like it. Bet they jokingly got kids menus and pretended to use them. But one of them actually completed all the games on the menu.

>>40116091
Anything produced by an animal isn't vegan.

>>40113113
all the better to shove her fist up my ass and control my body like a puppet

>>40113113
You think fauna sang karaoke with her real voice?

>>40114018
Okay, I'll take the ban. Here's Double D

>>40113113
I bet they'd have more fun without Kiara present

>>40149715
I bet the world would have more fun without you present. I know this board would.

>>40124861
You're schizo but "Did you abandon God because you didn't hear his voice anymore" has got to be my favorite thing said in regards to an anime girl not streaming

>>40127370
>>40116685
>>40113661
Didn't she waste a ton of cash on crypto, or was that a shitpost? Also, wasn't Kiara sent to the retard school when she was in austria? Like I hope she does ok, but like isn't Kiara literally a retard?

>>40149715
You think she initiates too much playful kissing and touching for them to handle?

>>40113661
Nobody tell him about Mori and her constantly flying back and forth from Japan to the US every 2 weeks, her downing blue label in the morning and her making ubereats deliver 3 meals a day+ bottled water.
Kiara traveling every 2 months is nothing.

>>40147220
even sand?

>>40150221
Yes, Kiara personally scammed hundreds of millions with the FTX crash. And I thought she was found living in the woods already an adult, without any education whatsoever and THAT'S why she's such a bitch.

>>40113113
uuuuuuu

>>40150466
isn't mori a lot more well off than kiara, both in terms of her own money and in terms of her family being rich?

>>40150269
Mori and Kiara have both admitted they act like retards all the time and are extremely off putting to everyone else and because of their behavior had a hard time making friends in high school and constantly alienate their friends.

>>40153012
Sounds like they need some strict correctionq

>>40153799
if you want. I will not be the one to correct brap hog

>>40116091
>>40116243
they ask the bees

>>40119268
>where's ina?
Was going to ask the same thing. Funny that everyone (I mean fans) knows she's there and is hanging out with them sometimes but almost no one mentions her. Guess out of respect.

So I guess everyone from EN is there except Gura, Kronii and Ame. Bummer.

>>40113661
she can write off her travels.

>>40150164
thats gotta go down in the unholy book of schizo sayings

>>40117097
Those animals are still treated very poorly.
It's all just marketing so people with half a brain can pretend they're not as horrible as they truly are.

>>40136710
She keeps catching covid every few months for some reason, probably has long covid too.

>>40154599
Who will die first? Gura from her vaids, Ina from her lifestyle, Mori from liver cirrhosis/overdose or Ame from tummy hortitis?

>>40113113
sex

>>40113469
>>40117288
>actually seething over someone being happy and having fun
Holy shit lol

>>40156690
because it's not fun for the viewers, dumbass. they're entertainers.

>>40160736
i don't know, man. it's fun for me. sounds like you can't be happy for others or derive entertainment out of others having a good time. kind of sad.

>>40113170
Would Kiara lie?

>>40113469
It's a (you) problem, faggot.

>>40153012
Those two were hanging out with Someone who translated the Vaporeon copypasta into ID, Mumei, an Australian, and someone who went to a Halloween Party in Anime Cosplay. They two were in good company.

>>40175028
I don't think the other girls who were there had a hard time making friends or mentioned they had a hard time making friends. Well I guess IRyS did

>>40160736
loser

>>40123975
Fauna knows her value and she is looking. When she finds him she will graduate. Fauna is the only wife material from EN.

>>40175350
retard.

>>40175723
Bae has been cooking breakfast and doing laundry in Japan. She probably plays chaperone too since she's the most fluent out of the 3 there. I'm thinking her voice doesn't really sound that grating anymore...

>>40175723
This but Bae
Literally peak mother material at such a young age

>>40116427
>When people attack each others Oshis, its like playfighting with action figures
Only if we acknowledge that the people doing this are malicious man-children

>>40164749
really? it's enough for you for others to have fun in a way that doesn't involve you at all?
it doesn't bother me that they have fun, it's just not reason enough to watch.

>>40164749
this is a genuine cuck mindset holy shit

>>40184209
Really? What I observe from you niggers is that you want the interactions all to yourselves which is basically "ME ME ME" behavior.

>>40113113
>Fauna has cute nails, Confirmed.
great, good to know

>>40150221
It was a shitpost. Can't belive that shit stuck in some peoples head. The dumber the rrat, the better it works i guess.
She spends her money on real estate. That is the only thing we know, she never mentioned anything else

>>40113113
>Fauna has cute nails, Confirmed.
If Kiara says it. It must be true

>>40187260
They're genuinely pathetic. Imagine not being happy seeing your oshi have fun with her friends and enjoying her time. Almost anti behavior.

>>40150221
Kiara has donkey brains?

>>40150221
It was 100% a shitpost and I'm still pissed at the fucking chat to this day about that. She was talking about putting her money into investments and hiring a financial advisor. After that, she mentioned that she was thinking about putting a little bit into some crypto as well and people in the chat started spazzing out. 3/4ths of the chat told her they'd rather she throw her money from them at gatcha games. If she were advocating for putting a large sum of money into crypto, I'd laugh at her, but there is nothing wrong with 'diversifying your portfolio' with a little bit of crypto, which is exactly what she was saying she wanted to do.
After that, any and all finance talks with her viewers stopped. I fucking hate most of her chat so fucking much.
Beyond all that, she seems to not spend much when at home, doesn't go out much, and only seems to have a subscription to Hello Fresh. It sounds like her spending has increased a little bit over the last year or so, and I won't comment on the constant flights/weekend trips to cons because it isn't uber expensive, but it's also not cheap.

>>40195183
I'm pathetic for not finding other people having fun without me entertaining? What enjoyment is to be derived from watching other people laugh and converse with each other when I play no part and am being deliberately ignored? Getting pleasure from watching other people enjoy themselves while you're left out is the definition of cuck behavior, as was said before

>>40120093
Kiara doesn't take more vacations than the averave german with a decent office job. What are you in about? A short trip to Rome from Austria isn't exactly expensive.

>>40195183
Bro you should hit up some student parties and stand in the corner alone the entire time, it's a real hoot I'll tell you what

>>40195689
Think of it this way. The stories they talk about when they get back are inhanced/more entertaining because they went out and did things. Their mood is also improved and they can be a better entertainer because they aren't suck in their box playcating (you) all day long. I know you like to sit and wollow in your misery often, but most people aren't like that, or at least they don't want to be and take active steps to stop themselves from doing that.

>>40117288
>no fan interaction
Chat is filled retarded faggots for the most part, I rather the have fun and make jokes with each other.

>>40127370
She did? That's unironically sensible then, assuming they're paid off.

>>40195689
They aren't your wives, and cannot give you what you're wanting. Go find something else to base your life around, something other than women you've never and will never even meet.

>>40181535
>>40181812
man I want to breed that rat so much

>>40196270
Or, think of it this way: They're streamers. Their job is to entertain and interact with their viewers. If they aren't going to do that, they may as well just upload a pre-recorded and edited video for their fans to watch, because they're getting the same level of interaction anyway. Off-collabs are complete shit as streamer content.

>>40196102
Except that's a bad analogy because vtubers or streamers are not your colleagues/friends/acquaintances, they literally don't know you exist. And also you're the one forcing yourself to stay in the corner due to social anxiety or ineptitude or whatever reason, socializing (as hard as it is) is up to you in that case.

Ultimately I'm just asking if you truly enjoy your time with your oshi and appreciate her, why would you not want her to be happy with her friends from time to time? Does everything have to be about you? Don't you think that's a bit selfish?

>>40197746
Off collabs happen once in a good while anon, if you don't like them you can skip them. I think they're genuinely not as bad as you think and I quite enjoy them but I don't see myself convincing you at that point so have a good day!