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Hololive Global
ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᴵnᵃᵎ
I love Ame!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9guKtpCF1w
hlgg theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WJC-iMvwY
sora
I love Mori!
I love this dumb chimkin!
Wow, that was a pretty scary moment Mel had there! I think That’s a perfect time for her to end the stream and go to bed!
>>3985272LISTENER-SAN HATE
Nijikiller Collab
>>3985254>>3985256THEY ARE
>>3985268suisei
>>3985254Off topic. Dick Masterson is not a vtuber.
I LOCE ANYA
I love Ame so much, bros....I just want to hold her close to me and kiss her so badly.
>>3985259cringe
Prisuner stream in a few hours broshttps://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1395670814934982657I'm already staying up way too late for the HoloAlt PV plus the MaBaR stream idk if I'm gonna make it
>>3985283How would suisei react to having an orgasm?
>>3985259You sound like you recorded this inside your mother's closet Nice job
WHY does Coco have an option to have timebar on stream and everyone else is live only?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmGGXAdKOE
why is every fanbase turning on Ame? she's not even the most liked here anymore, no need to hold a grudge
>>3985272I can't wrap my head around why people do this constantly.
>>3985256>>3985287Hey, me too!
Is this the eggman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9guKtpCF1whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9guKtpCF1whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9guKtpCF1w
>>3985271Anon it's only 10:24 it's too early for me to be horny...
>>3985287I just really want to give it to her. Doggy style.
What the fuck is Listener-San's problem?
>>3985333Only Coco would have this information
>>3985292
>>3985271僕も!
I want Tenchou to play Mass Effect. I need her to play it. I want it to be her gateway to western rpgs.
>>3985287>>3985302I posted this
>>3985280I love these bitches!
>>3985313What is this face meant to convey?
i give you my big fat cat
It’s true.
>>3985292She'd order you to give her another one
>>3985300Here's your (you)
Holo alt soon
Takodachi is the most successful mascot from Hololive.I believe they will have their own shtick and brand at some point, similar to Sanrio character.
>>3985272
>>3985322I will gladly take this cat
>>3985320the end of /jp/ era
>>3985259Nice work, once again
>>3985301Maybe the answer will come to you after a good night of sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6aSlzEcSIWhere is the chink spam and dislikes bros?
>>3985314sleeping try not to wake them Kiara...
who are >we watchan right now?
I’m gonna probe this Alien and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!
>>3985310Don't you mean dowggie~ style
>>3985339cursed
Do you think that the chinks will spam moris chat today even though the collab hasn't even happend yet?
>>3985322I love this fat cat
>>3985320That the store she bought that dress from doesn't accept refunds
>55 replies>36 imagesAt least post SEX if you're going to use all these image slots.
>>3985332but how?
>>3985300>she's not even the most liked here anymorewonder if that's truehttp://poal.me/7uwdy1http://poal.me/7uwdy1http://poal.me/7uwdy1
>>3940883So uh, found this spicy rrat. I guess Gura's roommate was the one who suggested the detective character to Ame's?:https://twitter.com/dkun_ysui0000/status/1130785283333476352?lang=en
>>3985286Me too!
>>3985355I'm briefly checking in on Mel. She's got a pretty face but for some reason it always makes me think she's a little dumb. Something about the open mouth and soft eyes. I don't quite know what it is.
> Half of Hololive Jps are crippled with destroyed throats, ears, knees, schizo arcs, etc> The ENs are babied by western simp culture and stream extremely light hours> Pekora alone is able to stream 7 days a week reliably with good mental and physical health and energetic streams.She deserves so much more credit than she gets around here.
>>3985355mel
>>3985317Graphics aren't cute enough. You might have better luck with Dragon Age: Origins because it's more fantasy/strategic. Being able to romance Morrigan might keep her interest
>>3985355I'm watching Ina's vampire friend!
>>3985359Is this better?
>>3985350>why the hell would there be any...wait..>Check Mori's twitterHoly shit, what else happened while I fell asleep
>>3985257God the JP server is such an eyesore
Seems Geekjack is getting ready to start shipping the Ame goods. It's usually a week or two between getting this email and them actually shipping it.
>>3985314>>3985351Cute Inames, lads.
>>3985355Polka!
>>3985378Everything.
>>3985355Mel.
>>3985370Lurk 1000 years newfag
>>3985287I bet she takes a lot of work to get close with but she becomes extremely clingy when she finally trusts you completely
>>3985356Why does he do it? He has no loyalty, he follows no code.
I can't tell if Coco is bad at superchat readings or the language barrier is getting in the way.
>>3985378Sonic the Hedgehog finally defeated his archnemesis
>>3985355I'm Wat-chan
It's definitely been over 10 years since Coco stopped being American.
>>3985367>Teamates and KFP are the thread's constant>Takos and Deadbeats go to their split threads mostly when stream is over>Chumbuds mostly come here when Gura is about to post her schedule or she's streamingSeems about right
>>3985373You know you can just praise someone without shitting on the rest, right
>>3985358Yes, Ame.
Any fellow holofans want Sora to graduate? She's past her prime and the industry passed her by. She barely gets views or buzz.
Pasty Skin is a letter away from Tasty SkinAnd that letter is 'I', because I want to lick Rushia's tasty skin from top to bottom and joke with her about how much I want to give her cunnilingus until the joke goes too far and I begin devouring her pussy and I won't stop until she orgasms so hard and so much that she actually physically passes out. I'd stay by her side so I can begin again immediately after I see her stir. I will literally lock her in a prison of pleasure for days and days, only giving her a scant few seconds of respite from either the unending euphoria of orgasm or the tender peace of sexually satisfied unconsciousness to replenish her bodily fluids with her favorite drinks and whatever pills I can find that will enhance the physical sensation of me tongue-punching her labia.
>>3985397Man, I'm just about to sleep, and now I'm gonna think about Ame being clingy with me. Thanks anon, have a nice night/rest of your day.
>>3985373She does, but from previous statements, she’s clearly dependent on it in more ways than one.
>>3985412I don't vote in polls, but I suppose you forced me hand.
>>3985370Newfags are adorable
>>3985361doubt it, they are afraid of deadbeats
I J*U after a 48 hour hiatus from /hlgg/, could a kind anon please give a quick rundown of the deets from the past 2 days?
Tick Tock fat cathttps://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/statistics/image-reposts/
>>39854291 vote for Mori doesn't change much
>>3985412The Chumbuds are mostly tourists. The IP counter goes off the charts and the thread kicks into overdrive whenever Gura does anything.
>>3985412Gura hours are super obvious with all the Gura lust posting.
>>3985420None of the holos are emotionally dependent on streaming.
>>3985436Chumbud
>>3985412This is why I admire KFP
>>3985433A leaker has promised us Holo EN 2 reveals in about an hour.
>>3985440Isn't Polka?
>>3985416no
>>3985440Please tell this to the /pol/ka threads
Needing to get your fix of this oni? This cute picture might help until a better solution is available.
can someone post the twappers soundpost from the other day where her cat is bothering her and she told him to shut up
>>3985370Fuck off retard
>>3985373If only the ENs could have the streaming work ethic of Shion, Ayame, Choco, Haachama, Luna and Mel
why does mel has such high numbers?is minecraft such a buff game¿
I'm going to resent my circadian clock, it's 3 fucking am and I'll work an extra shift from 7 am to 8pm.I won't sleep until I leave work and Finally sleep at night rather than the mornings, I'll watch all Minecraft VODs to keep me awake
>>3985433Gura eats peanut m&m's, but she does not eat the peanut. She eats around it. AWAY!
>>3985451Damn bro I feel sorry for you...
>>3985457Ayamefriend...
>>3985475because she's cute! watch her more!
I'm so fucking excited for Inas original song.
Aki is doing VR horror today!
>>3985488Don't mention her name. That whore abandoned us.
>>3985475numberESL....
Mel singing tsurupettan is so cute
Pettan~Pettan~Tsurupettan!
>>3985287Gura....
So after seeing Violet's PV, what are your predictions? What are your expectations for the song?
>>3985499No... that's not true...
>>3985373Pekora has audibly freaked out on more than one occasion when she has issues seeing her fucking chat during a stream(it was scarier for her to not be able to see chat during VR than the actual game, by her own admission)Hell, she streams as much as she does and yet the reason she's doing this DQ11 zatzudan challenge thing is because like a week ago she said "you know guys, what's a game I can just play? I wanna stream more, what do you think I should do? Maybe just grind APEX? I really find myself sitting alone and think to myself 'wow I wish I war streaming' a lot but I don't know what I'd stream, I just want to be with you guys"tl;dr she's addicted to the constant affirmation nousagi give her. She's even discussed doing a 24 hour stream where she wants to wake up to nousagi and talk to them about her dreams immediately.
>>3985475She was on first, she is cute, she is friendly to the EN girls.
>>3985475yes, a "post your minecraft house" thread was made on /vg/ yesterday, moved to /v/ and stickied
So, all rumors aside, do you think anyone besides Gen 0-4 will be in the video itself?
>>3985394>>3985430>>3985460I admit that I am newfag but you got to do better cause I'm starting to think the /u/ schizos are right.
pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~
>>3985492is she streaming regularly now? i heard she is very inconsistent with her schedule?
>>3985440True, the holos are not emotionally dependent on streaming, just like how they are all mentally stable, intelligent, and well-adjusted women who are perfectly normal!
>>3985526nope
>>3985254>tfw no Voidbenders series
>>3985314black haired Ina's are so damn cute
>>3985497Is she going to have someone to coach her? Isn't that how they do those VR things?
>>3985356Look, it's me!
Play APEX
>>3985512Uh oh... Hang in there Pekor
>>3985534So? You're free to do so
> 20k watching Rushia doing fuck allJesas....
>>3985536every 1-3 days apparently, looks like a normal tempo
>>3985499It's been 12 hours and 54 minutes...
Cant we name our thread something different? It feels retarded to type "Glob" every time in the search bar
I love Reine!
>>3985433>Kiara did some fanart of Ina for her Bday and also reconfirmed the Coco and Vshoujo ban has been lifted>Ina overslept that Kiara did a fubuki, Ina was late for 2 hours+ for her stream>Youtube fucked up Gura's RE8 stream>Gura still finished RE8 the next day and was very cute>Full version of Holo Alt was announced>Full unity call at Ina's Birthday and announced an original song>Another amazing Gura Karaoke, Skyfall was the highlight for me>Doxxer got revealed as Dr Eggman
>>3985534just stop posting and go to a split thread, we have enough retards here
>>3985574>>>/vt/hololive+global bookmark it
>Chinks gonna spam in the PV's chat after 20 minutes.What should we do?
>>3985571SHE'S ASLEEP, STOP.
Ina
Can I get a hell yeah /hlgg/?
>>3985370Lurk for another decade and then kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6aSlzEcSI3SUPERS BEING READ TODAY:[2021.05.3]【NEW OUTFIT REVEAL!】Grim Reaper's Brand New Style! 新衣装お披露目会!! (finish reading)[2021.03.21.] 【OMORI - FINAL Part 2】Mori's Last OMORI Stream! This is It...![2021.02.15.] 【VALENTINE'S PARTY】Eating Left Over Chocolate, No, I Am Not an Addict. (finish reading)[2021.01.24.] 【GETTING OVER IT】Calming Gameplay with Grim Reaper Calliope Mori[2021.05.17.] 【WE WERE HERE TOO COLLAB】Reaper and Shark with Excellent Communication Skills[2021.05.10.] 【SUPER BUNNY MAN COLLAB】Usagi Madness with Rikka Senpai! 8}[2021.05.16.]【GROOVE COASTER】Ready to R.I.P it in Style with Groove Coaster![2021.04.21.]【IT TAKES TWO】So-Called "Takamori" Team Work![2021.05.11.]【IT TAKES TWO】The Two Taking Continues!!!Plus she forgot to turn on scs rn,buckle up and get your drinks ready this is going to be looong.With a possible shower of zhangs and HoloALT talk
>>3985574>its that fucking gif againMODS
>>3985433>>3985584Callicoco Meme Review
>>3985588Honestly, does it really matter? It's a minute and a half long premiere.
Right here, Ayamefriend!
>>3985574I find it humorous.
>>3985558
>>3985574haven't seen that one in a while
>>3985538At least half of them aren't mentally ill you shitposter.
>>3985485Why not just get regular m&ms?
>>3985593hell yeah!
>>3985588Let Cover handle it. Anything you'll do will probably just make things worse.
>>3985553https://litter.catbox.moe/xkew5d.png
>anya got a new PCBros... It's finally her time...
>>3985317this
HoloALT in exactly one hour. I'm nervous and excited, bros.
what is the objectively best time to sleep to catch everything hololive?
>>3985584>and Vshoujo ban has been liftedGod fucking damn it...
Stream Aikotoba III
>>3985574What a cute gif
>>3985574Delete this gif faggot this is a blue board
>>3985588Do we need to do anything. They're just further solidifying why it was a good reason to leave.
>>3985560She is much happier this way, thoughWhen you get to know her tics, you realize she talks about serious stuff, a lot of Pekora involves using laughter to cover up serious words and projecting her own feelings and using them to tease her audience. So when she says stuff like 'Aren't you guys glad you have precious Pekora in your lives? Be thankful that I'll never leave you guys, haha!', you can usually read between the lines enough to realize that she's talking about nousagi not leaving her, either.
The next generation of Hololive English will be LEGENDARY!
>>3985590 I DON'T CARE SHE COULD BE GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND I'D STILL MISS HER
btw. finally time to flex the new pairing nameKIRYU-KARI RISE UPMori was convinced she can't collab with Coco up to last week, meaning she literally leaped at the first opportunity the moment she learned of the ban getting liftedIt also means that her being bummed out during the Q&A was 100% about Coco collab not being allowed
>>3985607It's a mystery.
>>3985621time traveler-chama...
>>3985624thats not all, both Kiara and Mori have atleast 1 confirmed collab coming up, Kiara with Veibae and Mori with Ironmouse+1
>>3985621>exactly one hour>46 minutes
>>3985574Can someone spoonfeed me about this gif?
>>3985367>the coloursTHEY ARE
>>3985636in.. insiderchama?
>>3985606>shitposterWhy are you even mad?You seem to take these insinuations personally. Have something to say?
>>3985648The +1 is on Kiara's side
>>3985613RIP Anon's APEX account.
>>3985655is this truly necessary?
>>3985624It's the beginning of the end. We are slowly progressing towards the final yab...
>>3985648I thought it was Kiara with Veibae+1 and Mori with Ironmouse?
>>3985508For it to actually be good
>>3985648You think Ame will collab with Silvervale or will she stick to her Hololive only rule?
>>3985655Some fag killed himself and streamed it on facebook
I will never understand why Cover chose Amelia.She's just a normal girl.
>Mori meme reviewSHE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS. COCO SPEAKS ENGLISH, SHE CAN SEE HOW DORKY SHE IS.
>>3985648Got the +1 swapped up, and IM is 99% happening but "confirmed" is a bit much.
>>3985648>>3985648Cool, hope they get along and have fun
>>3985655Ex-soldier killed himself on facebook live
>>3985669Ame is based
>>3985626okayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Z7mUOGEAEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Z7mUOGEAE
>>3985574Did that guy get an octopus made of red thrown at his face?
I want to zombreed her
>>3985662"we won't unban you and also we won't tell you what you did to get banned, go fuck yourself"fucking bullshit
>>3985655where were you when that shit went viral
>>3985671They just chose someone who plays video games and had a vtubing stream history.
>>3985669lemme shake her out of bed and ask
>>3985584Thank you anon!
>>3985660>>3985667as i understood it Ironmouse phrased it like 3 pink haired vtubers, so Mori and another, possibly pink cat, ut i also might just be retarded
>>3985630looks like a Parasyte character
>>3985655Bogdanoff called him
>>3985626Did already twice today I love that mv so much
Diamonds!
>>3985373> Pekora alone is able to stream 7 days a week reliably with good mental and physical health and energetic streams.Her voice/throat is also getting all kinds of fucked up from the constant peko voice, with Marine begging her on multiple occasions to see a doctor about it or take a break. But she won't stop and can't stop, because as >>3985512 said, she's obsessed with streaming and would probably have a mental breakdown if anything happened that made it so she couldn't continue.
holy shit why was mel so loud wtf
LEWD: https://files.catbox.moe/rvn50i.jpg
>>3985669I wouldn't expect her to - just like with Polka and Tamaki, there's been pretty much zero interactions between the two and it would look weird from the outside for the two to be friends with them not interacting with each other.
>>3985599oh yeah and that too
>Mel screams after finding diamonds>viewer count jumps up by 200 from people tabbing back inIt's pretty funny to see in real time
>>3985646>>3985654You're more excited than I am! Keep up that energy.
>>3985706>not a niggerruined
...
>>3985601Here, friend.
>>3985682yes
Is the collab gonna be in English or will the wigger be speaking her broken Japanese?
>>3985706>its a niggerruined
>>3985709wait a minute, doesn't the viewer count if i'm not watching but listening?
Kenzoku bros?..>>>/int/145341130
>>3985693Mori has a pretty distant relationship to Nyanners (even passed on saying her name when it was in a red SC) so idk about thatMousey is a lock tho
>>3985725>Mori speaks broken Japanese>Coco speaks broken EnglishTHEY ARE
>>3985725Coco has said before she only speaks english with Mori and other HoloEN english, so that's what I would expect, but they might mix it up since shitpost review is usually in japanese.
>>3985725I'm guessing 90% Japanese and 10% laughs
>>3985693>i also might just be retardedYeah, you are
>>3985692and thank your for the cute Subaru
>>3985683Between Miko, Flare and KiaraxGura cover of Ai Kotoba, which is better?
why is this cutting board crying?
>>3985706Do girls really urinate while having sex?
>>3985725>>3985734>>3985735>>3985737"See, Calli-chan, this is a meme where they are calling you dad because you have some oji-san like habits...""humu humu, naruhodonaaay"
>>3985709So if I open the video on a second monitor while doing something else, it won't count as live viewers? Goddamn Youtube is fucking retarded
>>3985734BILINGUAL
>>3985740haha it's k**pa
>>3985709mel has a dedicated translatorand rushia hasnt do translator are saviourchamas?
Someday I'm going to have to give up this girl and it's going to be hard because she's one of the best things that's ever happened to me.
>>3985706I wish people would stop making Ame lewds without Gura.
>>3985725spanish, obviously
>>3985728Jesas
How the fuck is this even happening, Polka?
>>3985748
>>3985746their bladder is quite small and placed basically right above the vagina, so pressure + muscle spasm during orgasm can indeed lead to letting it loose quite often
>>3985656RANDOMLY BEING ASSIGNED COLORS TO THERE NAMES AND JUST SO HAPPENED TO GET EACH OTHER'S COLOR
>>3985740Get this filthy random ass indie out of my thread
Polka....
>>3985512So Pekora is a powered up version of Kiara...
POLKA JUST MURDERED AN INNOCENT MERCHANT
i think your awful mason
>>3985755>things every father of a daughter says
>>3985728Matias Torres...
POLKA KILLED THE FUCKING SHOPKEEP
>>3985681as based as inbreeding
>>3985684Join the club.
>>3985574i type in "ve glo" because it's the quickest way to find exactly what i'm looking for.
As atonement for her sins, Polka is now a merchant.
>polka killed a jewbased
Huh... this Gura karaoke is kinda meh so far
>>3985748take a shot every time mori says "naruhodo ne"
Is this a holoAlt waiting room? Or are we all just bored?
>>3985738Melhttps://youtu.be/W0szWI6e87A?t=2960bonus: aikotobahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW4q0w6CCIo
Usada Kensetsu don't look
>>3985727If it's not the active tab you're not counted. You have to make it a separate window
>>3985792POLMAO
>>3985752Rushia is ugly
[Sad News] Polka murdered an innocent merchant while trying to kill a llama that was blocking her path so now she's pretending to be that merchant.
OH GOD IMAGINE MORI BRINGS UP TURING THE REVIEW INTO A DRINKING GAME
>>3985740tfw the first drawing I made was supposed to have a wilted rose and no one seemed to catch on to that detail.
>>3985796Heh, I'll do that. I give it 45 minutes before I'm in a coma.
>>3985779*hits pipe*
>>3985730
>>3985792Hot
>>3985798i am searching for an aqua replacement now she is kinda dead
>>3985356sus
KEYBOARD LOVE
>>3985812How long until Mori's liver dies from alcohol abuse?
[Clown news]Polka spilled tea on her keyboard
>>3985664Meh. If it stops being an idol group, it'll show itself in gachikoi income loss, and some company or another will come in to try and collect the cash lost because that's just how capitalism works.By bet is that at some point after Cover drops the idol tag officially, we'll get actual idol groups begin vtubing, and those will be way easier to gatekeep since we'll have the explicit support of the parent company in policing behavior. Then gachikoi will swarm those idols and spam the majority of their income at them, and also leave multiple comments, like most videos, get membership, etc, therefore doing basically everything needed to boost their content in the algorithm. Some English users will find it and begin to translate the funniest and cutest moments of their streams, which will attract EOPs to them. They'll boost their metrics and request low-level comedic references to popular clips, and the idols will reciprocate because they're good girls and want to be nice to new foreign friends. Eventually, a foreign fanbase will begin to develop around those girls.And then, something or another will happen where one of the girls with irritate their gachikoi, and the girl will apologize crying live, and this will get clipped, and the EOPs will get angry that she was forced to apologize for behaving this or that way and that it's her right and that the people complaining are dirty incels and begin trying to change the culture of the company and rules to 'set the girls free' as they see it. The new support from overseas will cause the company to begin to pander to western perspectives until they too become to westernized to appeal to their initial gachikoi.And then it'll stop being an idol group, which will show itself in gachikoi income loss, and some company or another will come in to try and collect the cash lost because that's just how capitalism works.Repeat ad infinitumThe end is never the end is never the end is never the end
*casts a spell to put your oshi in the MV but the animators fuck up her face*
mel slept next to a villagerit's over melbros
this Polka stream has been chaotic
>>3985839What the fuckIt's just a collab, calm your titsHolos have collabed with worse people
>>3985839Didn't read this post, but just from the formatting I can tell it's probably garbage.
>>3985843Please die watamage
>>3985825agua blanca
What is Rushia trying to do, apart from her best?
>>3985655ronnie mcnutt, he had a bad day
Can someone give me a link for the Holo Alt thing? I'm very lazy.
Why did I have to be born in the timeline where Mio isn't my mother
>>3985854I did read the post and I wish I didn't. It is garbage.
>>3985838Silly clown that's not where tea goes!
Ame...
>>3985838This episode is getting out of hand.
>>3985843
>>3985864No
https://twitter.com/Fu_MiHi_Ko/status/1395675734824341507Teamates...
>>3985853>it's just a collabIt's never just a collab.
>>3985853>Kiara says something wrong>vshitjo niggers proceed to cancel herBased!
HOLOALT IN 30, SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE /HLGG/
>>3985875haha piss
Mabuhay /hlgg/
>>3985875I just got promoted!
To be fair I'm excited for potential EN2 announcement and not because the HoloAlt teaser itself.I bet some of you have similar thoughts.
>>3985835not soon enought.deadbeat
>>3985875You forgot one nipple anon...
>>3985839How is it that shit like this never gets posted when a holo collabs with a niji despite the fact that many of the latter are just as crass and vulgar as the hoes in vshojo? Is it because you don’t know Japanese?
>>3985888fuck no we need images for screencaps
>>3985875Abayoooo
>>3985899>Is it because you don’t know Japanese?Bingo
>>3985892No because I'm not retarded enough to think there will be an actual full announcement.
>>3985888
>>3985672So could Reine but...
>>3985888but we need images for when it starts
>>3985864surehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxlzJWWzdY
>>3985887>Kiara says something wrong>niggers proceed to cancel herisn't that just her normal routine for past couple of months? she will be fine
I want to marry this cute clown!
>>3985888I'm ready alright!
>>3985918whore
>>3985886this
you now can't unsee how tiny Sora's hand is in the trailer thumbnail
>>3985886>>3985887Do you people genuinely believe the bullshit you write?
With all these vshoujo bana being lifted going on, do you guys think a collab with melody would be possible?
https://files.catbox.moe/orzp9f.jpgguess it's horny hours huh
>>3985869Not the guy that posted it, but is it even wrong? Seems pretty spot on unless we expect certain kinds of paypigs to just leave the hobby
>>3985885>>3985875I hate Fumihiko so much. Stop the lewds. It burns my ass that so many holos follow him, god knows why.
>>3985918its gonna be only a AMV, i dont expect announcemts kek
>>3985888MukiGura standing by. Nice trips bro keep doing your math reps
>>3985886True. That TT was to get Kadokawa sponsors so there must be something to benefit Cover for doing this.
>>3985875good thing you censored it, this being a blue board and all.
>>3985892The auditions ended only 2 months ago, too early. EN gen 1 auditions began April 23rd and they debuted in september, we can assume EN gen 2 comes in July.
>>3985936You do know how many insane people frequent this board right?
>>3985919She hasn't felt the full force of the twitter trannies yet
>>3985939oppai sizes ina-ccurate
>>3985940It's the perspective of someone very new to HoloPro.
>>3985367>Word gay is being replaced with sweet.>Sweet is Ame in JP.What the hell?
>>3985932fuck
>>3985932Eh
So, is EN2 revealed today?
in alternate timeline senzawa is still alive, one of the holos is teasing upcoming collab with her and /hlgg/ is having a meltdown doomposting about it being the collab that will ruin holoEN
>>3985613once you pay for a game you should have full access to it. what did you do to get banned?
>>3985888UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Is it possible to count the number of times Pekora has said "peko"?
>>3985888I conserve images for the teaser. Luckily for me this is my war face:ᗜˬᗜ
>>3985862Be ugly
>>3985932Fuck you
>>3985957>Sweet is Ame in JP.Anon... Your jp reps...It's amai
>>3985888( ゚ Д゚) I'm ready!
>>3985965most likely not
>>3985965there's a possibility
>>3985971all of them
>>3985932bad omen
Let's have a chill thread, yeah?
>>3985976ur ugley
>Teaser PV(full ver.)The fuck does this mean?
>>3985985nadechama!?
>>3985669Isn't Silvervale her daughter or something? If that's the case, it is no different than the usual mama-daughter collab.
>>3985899There are certain nijis that this IS posted about, though?It's just that, well, the holos who collab with 'bad' nijis tend to be holos gachi don't really trust or support anyway, like Matsuri or Towa.The most recent collab with holos and 'bad' niji was Rushia and Noel amogus involving Gundou. But that was a big collab and it didn't involve much communication between themAnd it DID get tons of shit like this when it was announcedSo what's your point, really?
>>3985888IKUZO
Guys I will be having a date with my wife in King's Canyon later and World's Edge later,take carehttps://youtu.be/E8hCyNAJ4_Yhttps://youtu.be/E8hCyNAJ4_Yhttps://youtu.be/E8hCyNAJ4_Y
>>3985892Sorry I'm not retarded enough to think it's actually happening just because some random nip managed to get the trailer date right even though we knew it was coming this month
>>3985965.000000001 actual revew, nothing is impossible.1 chance they do some weird tease20 chance of vsinger79.89 chance leak is full of shit and nothing EN related appears
>>3985999The first one was a preview of the preview.
>>3985888o7
Nyahello!
>>3985888LETS GOOO
Wonder what THEY ARE up to at the moment?
>>3985373How quickly you forget when Pekora had a breakdown and had to take a break in the middle of a stream because her manager declined her idea for a new stream
Mori... Your time keeping reps...
>>3985968Allegedly cheating/exploiting, but I didn't do anything like that. My best guess is a weird bug that was happening in the lobby screen triggered something for some reason, but I have no idea because EA refuses to tell me what I've been accused of specifically.Luckily I never spent a damn cent on that game
>>3985940It relies on the flawed idea that gachikoi are watching only because of the idol label and not for the girls themselves.The removal of the idol label won't suddenly cause Rushia to start collabing with male vtubers, so there won't be gachikois that leave from there. Just because other girls might not follow the same ideal doesn't mean that they'll abandon their oshis either.
>>3985936>how dare you give a fuck about your hobby>anime girls lmaoThis is you. These are your quotes.Get railed by a rabid mountain lion
So is cover ever going to release a public version of their app? They could make bank releasing their app as a monthly subscription kind of deal. I mean, so far none of the publicly available vtuber apps are server side right?
>>3986031Sleeping in bed together, probably.
>>3985937I'd guarantee vshojo collabs are allowed on the strict condition that Melody is off-limits.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1395682102499110912yes Moririn whatever you say
>>3985966Sen is still alive
>>3985965Yes, if not, I am gay
>>3986049And Hime/Zentreya I'm willing to bet.
>>3986018Don't set your expectations too high. Just take VSinger and EN2 as a grain of salt. I just want a hololive anime.
>>3985983Sweet candy often called just sweet, anon.
>>3985839Medication good sir
>>3986052dumb reaper cant count
>>3986058That's nothing new, towaflip. Also, trim your nails.
>>3986045ogey retard
>>3985965No, as then attention will be split between EN2 and Alt. The announcement today will be something Alt related, so everyone is talking about Alt.
>>3986048I wonder what sleep schedule Ina is (not) rocking right now
>>3986052She's tricking people into showing up early. Big brained reaper!
>>3986068> I just want a hololive anime.I mean I would call that setting your expectations too high, but yeah the main focus today should be the MV itself.
>>3986069But that's a completely different meaning, anon!Also, it's amedana in that context.
This thread is hot garbage, like holy shit
>tfw yet another javtuber is debuting right now, as in a jav studio recruited a girl to become a vtuber under their own vtuber label>Said girl may or may not be a jav actress as wellThe final yab is approaching in the form of the final jav, and it is going to be glorious.
>>3986076EN2 will appear but in a very subtle and indirect way, in shadows for example
>>3986049Just as a person in general, Melody is basically the "safest" person in all of vshojo. Sucks that they have to avoid her because she also gets paid to jerk off on camera. Or maybe it doesn't suck depending on who you are.
>>3986052>>3986070>Mori was wrong on purpose so people would get in a few minutes early instead of maybe missing it by a few secondsWhat a chad
>>3986039Uninstall APEXYou are also forbidden from watching any APEX streams now as that would be a violation of the ban.
Reminder that Gura gave 2 kisses yesterday and that she loves us
Bugs are going all out on the HoloAlt chat, huh.
I'm scared. What if alternative sucked and people hated it? Will this be the curse of the 25th? Things have been going too good lately
>>3986105It's a premiere, we've all got 2 mins of ear destroying intro to sit through before it starts anyways.
>20k waitingdayum, bugs gonna get swallowed up and spit out
I went to bed, woke up, and I'm still so fucking excited for violet I can't control myself. I know it won't be out for another month at the very least but that teaser was too much for my heart. Especially after seeing Seibin going to do the music. Why would you do this to me, Ina?
>>3986100>le final yabkys
>>3986120Fuck you for making me remember that the TTRPG collab starts on the 25th.
>>3986117>straight up said oh my fucking god without hesitationI don't want her love
>>3986121>activates 2x playthroughpsssst nothing personal kiddo
>>3986120even if it sucked, people with hearing disability will still praise it cause Mori sang it.
>tfw it's an anime episode
>>3985956>new>'guys Fubuki and Matsuri flaunt it and holos prior to gen 3 did at least 2-3 collabs that were in the vicinity of men, and these aren't exceptions that prove the rule but rather infallible proof that Hololive is literally the same as Niji and Vshojo'Imagine seeing Aqua autistically shut down after stuttering out a hello to Tokyo Ghoul in a MarioKa group collab 2 years ago and use that as a reason to extrapolate that them interacting with that type of crowd is normal, common, and expected behaviorYou know, I get told that I'm reaching a ton by a certain type of person who uses this board quite a bit and yet for some reason it's never me who uses 1 year old+ clips and thumbnail collages to support my arguments.I have literally more evidence for holos explicitly saying they want their audience to unicorn for them, in a serious fashion, from more recent streams, than people on this board have evidence that holos have an incredibly laissez-faire attitude about what they do on stream. And that's an even bigger extreme in the other direction.I swear, you people are fucking dense as actual sacks of rocks. You couldn't read the room even if you were standing in a fucking library.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InlEh9k1V2EWatch the PV with friend
>>3986152damn you...
>>3986152No, something isn't right...
>>3986163Oh look, another garbage post that I won't read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8hCyNAJ4_YAPEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX
>>3986165Sure, I see no downsides.
>>3986152In reality, youre the one who got tricked
>CH spam in PV chatWhy are we not drowning it with hype?
>>3986165now this is a pro leech move
>>3986165https://youtu.be/JEmGGXAdKOECoco will be reacting to the PV as well
>>3986091Nah, I just follow the dictionary.
>Watch the PV with Friend, Coco, or PekoraHelp me I can't decide
>21k waitingNUUUMBBBEEEERRSSSSSSSS
>>3986152>enlarge pic>it's blurry>move mouse to see full filename>it is the full filename
>>3986163Cry moreThe Vshojo collab won't have any effectIt's just mindless doomposting for people who have nothing better to do
>>3986195None.
>>3986187at this point fubuki=hololive
>15 minutesIP count is surprisingly low for a this kind of announcement.
>>3986201>The Vshojo collabcollabS, plural
I know overlap is inevitable, but it's still weird to see KFP usernames in non-Holo stream chats.
>>3986209Hololive is reclining
>>3986117First kiss made my dick hardSecond kiss made me cum
>>3986207They could forcibly graduate her while she is bawling and not a damn thing would happen at this point.
>>3986195I'm gonna go friend, Coco and Pekora will get their numbers regardless
>Bugs getting zapped in chat
>>3986114EA can't stop me that easily!
>youtube finally ban vpn>chinks can’t watch YouTube so they claim it is discrimination>set up a petition to have it reverse Anons, would you sign this petition?
>>3986148>people with hearing disability will still praise it cause Mori sang itSuisei...
>>3986224They're shooting their load early?
>>3986209Burgers are asleep.
>>3986195
>>3986195Polka
fubukifriend.....
>>3986163This post itself is right, but you're wrong in thinking that gachikoi will leave Hololive as a whole if they drop the idol tag. Rushia and Aqua won't be jumping straight into collabs with men or whores or what have you, for example, and their gachikoi will stay.
>>3986201Slippery slope, you stupid nigger
>>3986241Indeed, I guess /hlgg/ will just have to deal with JWU posters later.
>>3986148My hearing is perfect and I will praise it nonetheless.
GIVE ME A DAMN MIC>WHATI WENT TO A BAR>WHATTO DRINK BEER>WHATTO WATCH HOLOALT>WHATAND THOSE YELLOW BUGS AND DOGFUCKERS ARE RAISING A FUSS>WHATSO I GAVE THEM A STUNNER>WHATI GAVE THEM ANOTHER STUNNER>WHATI GAVE THEM THREE STUNNERS>WHATUNITY IS KEY>WHATANY SUMBITCH THAT RAISES THEIR UGLY EGGHEAD AGAINST HOLOLIVE WILL GET THEIR TEETH KICKED IN AHHHH HELL YEAH>WHATIF YOU LOVE HOLOLIVE GIVE ME A HELL YEAH>HELL YEAHAND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SOhttps://streamable.com/dmjt5f
>>3986236Can chinks even petition shit?
man, home office is the best for this kind of situations
>>3986256Slippery slope is a literal fallacy, you understand that right?
>gets to in 10 sec>switches to in 30 min
>>3986236YouTube and everything else from Google are banned in China so that would do literally nothing
>>3986261HELL YEAH
>>3985332I can go for 3 consecutive shot on a good day, but two in a row already hurt.
>>3986195Go Holodex and watch everyone's reaction
>>3986195Miko is also going to be watching it in her stream.
>>3986039there was an origin leak and a bunch of zhangs and pooskins were logging onto accounts if you didn't have 2fa enabledyou might have gotten rajesh'd
>>3986261>>>/v/
Youtube shitting itself for anyone else?
>>3986256Logical fallacy
is miko making gura?
>>3986256Trash Taste had this same reaction and was a nothingburger
after this teaser i'm going to bed. any other chumbuds up this late?
>>3985313still weird to think this was the OP of the last proper hololive global on /jp/
>>3986195>stealing the numberswhy
>>3986297Do you know what a hype man is?
>>3985356All me, baby
I don't know Japanese but I believe Miko is making a Gura mii right now
I am hear to live reaction post in all caps.
YAB
>Miko making the miis on streamI was kinda hoping she would download some of the good ones online. Maximum soul at least though
>>3986282It was literally 6 hours after I stopped playing. I guess it's theoretically possible, though.
>>3986261HELL YEAH!
>>3986284how new?
>>3986265>>3986286Fuck off back to twitter, tranniesSlippery slope is never a fallacy
HOLY SHIT GURA COLLAB ON MIKO'S STREAM RIGHT NOW
>>3986236The chinese government bans the chinks from youtube. All that petition would do is provide the CCP with a list of subversives that they need to "re-educate."
>>3986286>>3986265Not that anon but a fallacy doesn't make it wrong, just means it's a shitty arguement. Which it is both, btw, it's just that it's possible it will lead to worse things. But TT Collab didn't, so it's still wrong.
>>3986261this clip is so strange all by itself
ready for mori's beautiful singing to make me tear up
https://youtu.be/3RxlzJWWzdYhttps://youtu.be/3RxlzJWWzdYhttps://youtu.be/3RxlzJWWzdYNINE MINUTES GET IN
>>3986313>palestine
>>3985434#9 why are you horny do you have to be for management.
>>3986253I want to have cute Idols doing cool concerts.
>>3986292yeah
>>3986195watch it with (Me)
>>3986320got your shell bruised eggy?
I love the way nips say Arutarunatibu
>>3986292JWU but yes
>>3986313BASED.
Hololive Alternative, also known as Nijisanji
>>3986330>it's possible it will lead to worse thingsIt won't.
>>3986292Not a chumbud but it's 3:30am so I'm going right back to sleep after
>>3986310>>3986326So Miko kneels
>>3986323Trash Taste Collab says hi
>>3986326oh, that was what you meant.
>>3986323Not an argument.
I love friend!I love her dumb fuckin face!
>>3986287Yes
>>3986195What >>3986345 said
>>3986323I can't believe Sora graduated after the slippery slope that was the podcast...
>>3986292I literally JWU. Going to sleep again after the premier
>>3986292I woke up at 6 am for this
>>3986351YAGOO FEET
In my dream I was a takodachi lying on Ina's laps as she was humming a song to make me fall asleep
>>3986338And the girls who currently fit that niche will still have it, anon. Aqua and Watame and Kanata will keep at it even if Cover drops the idol tag. It's not like Yahoo will hold them at gunpoint and tell them "no more seiso, now have sex on stream with men and Collab with whores"
>>3986366
Are you guys ready for the EN2 announcement
What's happening here?
5 mins someone post the frieza pic already
>>3986271>>3986329I was talking about them setting up a petition to have YouTube reverse the banning of vpn if it did happen, not trying to get YouTube to be available in China.
POLKA PLEASE SUCK MY BLOOD AND SIT ON MY FACE
>>3986381>if Cover drops the idol tagBut its an entertainment (formerly tech) company.
>>3986354Like I said, it's wrong. But not because of the use of a fallacy, this time
>Hyped for the chance of vsingers announcement>It's most likely nothing because cover is retardedWhy am I like this?
Mori in the chat!
>>3986357>>3986364>>3986370I would grudgepost the shit out of you fags if I was autistic. Things will get worse after the collabs.
You now realize that because it's natural some characters in Alt will have conflicts with each other, it's going to be a wet dream for "THEY HATE EACH OTHER" schizos
>>3986292Yeah and my kid is gonna be on zoom for school in like an hour
I would like more of this.
>>3986323The only slippery slope I care about is my tongue running over Gura's pubic mound.
Are all Holos gonna be in the PV?
>>3986396
>>3986381>no more seiso, now have sex on stream with men and Collab with whoresthat has nothing to do with being pro- or anti-idol
>>3986411Right just like it did after the TT podcast? Take your meds you retard.
>>3986393You're a dumbass if you genuinely believe EN2 is going to be announced today.
>>3986423lol, no
>>3986407There's 100% an announcement just don't know what
>>3986411Not an argument.
>>3986411Define "worse"
ENTER
>>3986415shit
>>3986415naah they'll all team up against Chris
>>3986403Yet we still have idol stuff. Aqua just had a concert. So like I said they will keep at it and you lose nothing.
Chances they announce Hololive Taiwan?
>>3986409Mori getting a sneak peek of what her chat and Twitter tags will look like after the meme review
>>3986292I've been up for 26 hours...I'm going to bed after this
>"I have not seen this either LOL"ENTER
>>3986181Everytime I see one of them play Apex it makes me want to pick it up but i can't imagine doing any kind of fps thats not like Counter Strike anymore
All those grays in the waiting room...
Polka is great at autistic noises i gotta say
>>3986407It's going to be something like that manga that was cancelled.
>>3986450I can hear the autism and it's only in written form!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3986430nice
Mori...
>>3986423only the important ones
>>3986393You mean a slight chance of a Vsingers announcement?
>40k waiting for the pvHoly shit
>>3986355same here, northwestdachi.
>>3986423The PV gave us Generations 0 through 4.Don't assume anyone else will be there if you don't want to be disappointed. Anything is possible, but stay realistic.
>>3986400>SIT ON MY FACEyou would die
>>3986411No, instead you'll just wait until the next thing to bitch about.
>>3986388
It's probably nothingI'm going back to sleep
>>3986415Only for ENs if they make an appearance and only in this thread. /hlg/ on the other hand...
someone show mikochi this mii for maximum cute goora
>>3986357Didn't people say TT would lead to Vshoju collab because of that one guy's wife? And anime people popping into chat for attention aka Connor?
>>3986457Based
>>3986449They will start being more whorish and get into politics
>>3986411>It will get worse after this>Okay, but it will get worse after the next one!>Alright, but definitely next time!!This is you
60 seconds lets goooooooo
What the heck is hololive alternative and should I watch it instead of Polka?
>>3986490
>>3986468>1.2M subs>No membership>Never collabs with anyoneWhy does Cover hate Hololive Official so much?
If EN2 comes, I'll sleep with my wife today after being abstinent for 3 months
Why am I nervous?Fuck
>>3986411There's a slight chance if that being the case if your oshi is Kiara. Otherwise, I don't really see it
HERE IT COMES
>>3986449More collabs with males. Fuck Mori for starting this shit.
>>3986484at the most we might get a brief still of the EN girls.
>>3986355Based
WE ARE ALMOST THERE
>>3986487Win-win!
>>3986450>I have not seen this either LOLMori...
>>3986468>Take a quick look at chatI should not have done that jesus christ
>>3986502>>3986520kek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3986432Aqua just had an idol concert and there's nothing showing that this will change for anyone, so I don't see what your point is.
I'm so excited to finally see it
>Premiere will begin shortly.I'm solving captchas in advance.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FIGHTING GAME CONFIRMEDHOLOFIGHTERZ
>>3986449"I don't like it"
Oh god oh fuck it's happening
Friend talking about Mori and warning people to turn their sound down for the stupidly loud premiere music
>>3986275That sounds like a (you) problem Suisei already decided she was gonna milk you dry and that's what's gonna happen whether you're willing or not
>all this doompostingLighten up you miserable faggots
>>3986450>Mori never saw the finished videoSasuga cover
>>3986461Now that would be hilarious
LETS FUCKING IKZ
Y'all motherfuckers better be watching friend's stream too
>50k waiting
let's go?
time for possible ultra kino
>late
https://youtu.be/nmdxR97_Pqomigo
YouTube needs to shorten that premiere countdown to like 15 seconds or something.
I'M READY TO BE UNDERWHELMED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
>>3986548But we have Holofightz already...
>>3986569I don't watch whores that collab with males.
i stayed up just to watch this shit, please don't be shit and please have my oshi in there
MY GIRLFRIEND DIED
>>3986500Correlation =! Causation. If the TT collabs were the cause of those things, they would've happened immediately after / the ban wouldve been lifted sooner.
60k WAITING
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
https://youtu.be/3RxlzJWWzdYhttps://youtu.be/3RxlzJWWzdYhttps://youtu.be/3RxlzJWWzdYLETS GOOOOOOOOOO
IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Premiere music too loud...
Can I get a LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO?
>Subtitles: English
MY FUCKING EARS AGHHHHHHH
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LAST MINUTE PREDICTIONS GO GO GO GO GO
1 more minute fags
I hate the fucking youtube premiere music
>>3986509Its Ina minute then...
Countdown started
Remember to put playback speed to 2x to see it earlier
There's English captions so be sure to turn them on.
>>3985259are you the anon that did that mgr song? You should upload it somewere
>I'm desynced with pregoraWHY?
Fuck it's already 6.am in burgers.....
Remember to set to 2x speed to be better than everyone else
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Even the countdown animation is kino, I'll give Cover for putting effort in this one
X2 SPEED TO SKIP THE COUNTDOWN
Why do i choose to fuck my sleep schedule this hard? why do i do this to myself?
reminder to not spoil the premiere if you are speeding up!
MY BODY IS READY
Wow, this countdown is pretty neat, Cover really put money into this huh.
PLEASE HAVE SUISEI FFS.
>>3986608MATSURI PREGNANT
was there a drop in viewers? still not sure how the bug works
>>3986608IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>3986558Never.
>>3986603THANKS ANON
Fuck, why is this countdown music so LOUD? Nearly blew my fucking ears out.
Anya is cooler than your oshi.
FUCK the premiere track scared the shit out me
>>3986619But then I can't watch with the girls
VSINGERS IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3986502Define "they" because it's insane to think all Holos will do this just because two girls collabed with Vshojo
>>3986603They know their audience
>>3986511Watching it with polka.
Let's fucking go
IIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3986616Just pause for a little bit.
Why do people keep saying Mori is autistic, she's clearly good at socialising?
>>3986633I saw 60k drop down to 50k.
Haachama better be fucking there or I will shit this board
>>3986608M O N S T R O U S
>>3986626YOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT AMELIA
Let's fucking gooooooo
>>3986622:^)
>>3986647Girls? Who cares about girls?
>>3986514Cool?
>>3986503Technically it did get worse>kiara and mori pushed for vshitjo collabs>gura turned back into senzawa
LET'S FUCKING GOI want cunny moments in the PV
MASTURBATE TO PVMASTURBATE TO PVMASTURBATE TO PVMASTURBATE TO PVMASTURBATE TO PVMASTURBATE TO PVMASTURBATE TO PV
salman
>probably 70k watching peakmehI honestly expect very little long term desu
>>3986671HYPER BASED
READY MEN
IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GOOOOOO
>>3986623
>>3986683based
HOLO EN 2 IKUZOOOOOOO
remember put subs on retardchamas
I'M GONNA OGEEEEEEEEEY
ENTER WHORI
SCYTHE
AHHHHH MORI'S SO AUTISTIC
>English
LET'S IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>watchalongs desyncedRUINED
HOLY SHIT ITS CALLI
IT'S YA BOI
LETS GOOOOOOOOAll this scenery!
>>3986678>gura turned back into senzawaYour meds, anon
>Korone wasting food AGAIN
I LOVE FRIEND
my autism is flaring up like crazy.
feels quite different knowing it's mori
BASED MORIRIN
pekora's giant carrot dildoes...
MY BOYS ON THE TELLY
KINO
>IT'S THE SAME SHIT
>>3986685kneel
aaaaaaahhhhhhhh PEKORAS GIANT CARROT ANAL PLUGS
ENTERCOCO
THE JEWELIT'S COCO
Coco....
Her singing feels different from last time
RIGHT HERE AYAMEFRIEND
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
IT WAS BARELY DIFFERNT
TITTY DRAGON
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
>>3986725kek
Wow it's fucking nothing!!
So uh...
WTF THEY ACTUALLY GOT PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT SET DESIGN
LMAO
Holy shit they added Ayamefriend to the MV
YES YES KILL THE WHORE
Wow it's fucking nothing.
Cool, but shorter then I expceted
>no announcement
IT'S FUCKING AMAZINGI KNEEL EVERYTIME
RATE THE ANIME
noel protecting her wife cute
What? That's it? Where's the fucking announcement?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Ayame/Mio/FBK swordfightHOLOSOULS WHEN
So uuuhhh... Anyone know what the fuck it's supposed to be?
WHY IS COCO STILL ORANGE
Cool
But where was Towa?
ROBO LOVE!
KINO KINO KINO
IT'S FUCKING THE SAME SHIT
That's it?
NOTHING NEWWHAT A SURPRISE
So where's the announcement?
PEKOMIKO
>holo Alt >90k>Pekora>16kthe numbers peko...
>nothing
I LOVE HOLOLIVE!
RATE THE PV
>the onigiris is the hololive logoI KNEEL
WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS FUCKING IS OTHER THAN A NICE MUSIC VIDEO
>LITERALLY NOTHINGIts like I'm watching E3 all over again.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
thats it?
lmao lol
Nice
Is this all?
Ogey
yay...?
thoughts on the PV?
THAT WAS IT??????????????????????????
THAT WAS IT?
THATS IT!?
>THAT'S ITwelllllll
What
Dragon with tits...
>Where deadbeats go to pay tribute to Mori
Danchou strong!
>migo clapping like a burgerkek
Well that was fun, time to watch streams!
WHY ARE MIO AND FRIEND FIGHTING AYAME
I can't believe Friend and Mio teamed up to finally put down that whore
>he didn't play APEX
NOW THE ANNOUNCEMENTNOW THE ANNOUNCEMENT
at least it looks cool
That's it?It looks exactly like the last one
KINO AS FUCK
It was... the same?
It's...barely more than the originalFucking kek
>>3986736>BARELY DIFFERNT*no different
That's it? That's fucking it it? The absolute state of cover
It's clearly going to be a series of increasingly lengthening teasers!
Big breast on that dragon
WHERE'S THE GACHA COVERYOU SAID THERE'D BE GACHA
THIS IS THE PV. FULL VERSION COMES LATER
>It was just slightly extendedWHAT'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT
Wasn't this just the trailer?
That was awesome but wtf is it gonna be?
Fucking Cover.....
THE ANNOUNCEMENTTHE RRATSTHEY'RE BURNINGAAAAAAAAAAH
WHAT?
>no announcementSo, who are the retards that actually belived it?
>expect something amazing>literal WHO holos picked>No main Holos like Gura or Ame>Didn't even show Mori, Ina or Kiara at the very leastWow. It's so good.
Its cool, but i expected...more?
WHAT WAS DIFFERENT?
>That's itWhat the fuck
What a disappointment
YOU MAY ONLY REPLY IF YOUR OSHI WAS FEATURED IN THE VIDEO
I'm going back to bed
???
Did you rike it????
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEN BTFOD
They really showed off too much in the teaser.
Uhhhhhh.... EN2bros? What happened?
IT WAS NOTHING
Rused all of you
I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR THIS
that's all...
>>3986558APOLOGIZE
[good news] gura is minimum
I kneel deadbeats.
only new scene was rushia? rest was a half second extension of what we've already seen. animation's still cool, i guess.
what the fuck did you expect when the title was >Teaser (Full)retardchamas..
>woke up for this shit good night fags
Wow, it's the same, but a bit longer!
You really thought there would be something? How naive~~
Did you rike it?
I don't know, it was way more hype when the preview dropped
>destroyed kiaras outfit reveal in views and its nothing
>>3986772I STAYED UP FOR FUCKING NOTHING/10
WHERE'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT?
>>3986741>SET DESIGN??? You mean backgrounds.
Imagine staying up for thisFUCK
Seyana...
I don't see the different.......AM I BIND?
Is my memory shit or this was the same as what was previously shown plus 1 scene?
I guess it's more polished? Not as much additional content as I expected, still pretty cool
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING SHIT
The rrat was false >:(
>EN2 rrat>6:45 length rratYOU FUCKERS
I'm going back to sleep.
>>3986800I can
Wow it's fucking nothing
fuck you yagoo
>>3986772I still have no fucking idea wtf alternative is supposed to be /10
>autoplay to polka>are?based
but why are the holos fighting
>>3986866NO
>>3986842MITHRA CONFIRMED FOR GEN 6
WHY DOES AYAME HAVE A STAND
100k views for THIS
>>3986796Is that a casino?
>gura is loli
>>3986770A NICE MUSIC VIDEO IS GREAT ENOUGH
You guys were seriously expecting an announcement? What are you, stupid?
The only relevant holos
LOOK AT HOW EVIL THIS BITCH LOOKSI LOVE IT
s-sugoi...
>>3986839She was singing!
OKAKORO
>mithra
too short
dont worry guys, in 6 months more, its going to be 5 minutes
>only JPs>Only up to gen 3>no gen 4, 5, IDs or ENsit was not worth the wait...
NIJIKEKS FOREVER BTFO
>gura is lolibased cunnyseur miko
>People stayed up for this feels good being Eu
>>3986772I still don't know what the fuck HoloAlt is supposed to be/10
>Mori already said that this is a TV version and she will released a full version later.You retards don't watch streams.
LEAKERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
LOOK AT THIS CUTE BITCH
Objectively, its pretty cool. But they definitely showed too much.
>>3986734>>3986744What if she's been missing for so long because she went to sleep early in order to watch the premiere?
https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1395689576258179073I'm thinking of setting Cover on fire.
>chat was too fast for chink spamthat's funny
>no ENsSomeone go burn cover office down pleaseUngrateful slant eyed yellow monkeys
>>3986877NO
coco's got some nice dragon tits, you gotta admit
it was literally the same...
miko is making gura in a character creator>"gura is loli"
Rushia was so beautiful in that PVNo wonder everyone is in love with her...
So we still don't know what the fuck it is?
Announcement DOKO
Why did I wake up at 6 am for this?
What was this about?
>>3986650Kiara and Mori mainly
>teaser of a teaser
>>3986830Well, Mori was singing the song...
>>3986910It looks like Vegas
YAGOO HATE
RUSHIA'S HIDEOUS FACE RUINED THE PV
Wasn't this the exact same PV released earlier? Did someone fuck up?
>>3986633Estimate that any holo stream is about 1/3rd bigger than it says
MORI WAS IN IT DEADBROS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
What where you retards even expecting?
>>3986906It just wasn't the same after the yab.....
You just got hit by aRRAT ATTACK
>>3986906>holo>fight>z
I almost feel sorry for the people who stayed up for this.........
>>3986796Wait death sensei is there?HOLY SHIT>>3986839Yo>>3986859Y
>>3986975No she wasn't.
>>3986918Holy dragon booba
rrats?
>>3986830Can't tell if bait or a EOP
It's clearly going to be a series of shorts staring Holos directed by Gendy Tartakovsky, heavily inspired by The Clone Wars(2003)
>>3986842MITHRA?!
>GURA ALTERNATIVE
>>3986932>154k people gullible enough to watch the exact same shit they've seen months agoW-wow, gottem! Me too, sadly
>>3986796>>3986910So that's how Gura SC gacha used to looks like
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVED THE “LEAK”THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Alright that was cool so where's the big news
>>3986966Kiara and Mori will become whores and get political on stream?
Okayu was so fucking cute...
What a premiere that was, wasn't it /hlgg/? Did you enjoy it? Are you excited for Mori's full version of the song?
>>3986852kek
>>3986930Kanata... Coco...
I stayed up for 5 hours for like 10 extra seconds of footage?
>>3986662Really nigga?
BROS /hlg/ IS LAUGHING AT US
https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1395690056229081091https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1395690056229081091https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1395690056229081091
>>3986917[sad, blue clapping]
>>3986935>Woke up literally 4 minutes before it happened.
DEADBEATS EXPLAIN
Why the fuck would you a expect an announcement in the video? Do you fucks have no idea how premiers work? This ain't a livestream you retards.
YAGOO can't keep getting away with this shit.
they did marine dirty. even aqua got like two extra frames of animation
>>3986964>Have you ever wanted to visit a place that's a world apart?Hololive Themepark confirmed. That was the announcement.
>>3986842WHO IS MITHRA? MITHRABROS?! WHERE'S NAZCA?
why does coco's dragon form have tits
>>3986989I WANT TO SHOVE MY FIST UP MAKA'S ASSHOLE
Why is Ayame attacking Mio and Fubuki?
>>3987038Who?
>>3986989That's not even Mori, it's her boss
>>3986930>no gen 4Blindchama...
>>3986949>no ENsthey got the important one in :^)
>>3986671Anon...
>>3986911*lolibabaFtfy
>>3986964Who is Mithra?
IT'S A SHONEN ANIME
>>3986975No she wasn't
SO FRIENDS, WHERE WE AT?
EN2bros, what's our next move?
>>3986935i fucking woke up for this after staying until 3am GMT+3. i could've slept in for another 4 hours but nooooo, some fucker just had to make a rrat to get >us interested in this shit
Why are Coco and Ayame villains?
I went to sleep early for this shit? Meh
>>3986917Haa....chama...?
>>3986964>whoreposting
>>3986996but I actually wanted to be hit with a rrat...any rrat really...
>>3986987this was a minute longer
>>3987043>No EN's>Deadbeats make it in anywayKNEEL.
>>3986964Everyone is going to be forced to play Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>>3986930>no gen 4 Dumb blind anon!
Here's your full HoloAlternative cast of 19, did your oshi make the cut?
>>3986800They didn't like that she ignored Miko's return.
>>3986866Yes
>>3986964Anon is a WHORE
>no ENlame
who the fuck is Mithra?
>>3986802I am sorry Roboco...
suprisingly no chammers
>Mithra>Have you ever wanted to visit a place that's a world apart?BROS?!WHO THE FUCK IS MITHRAWHAT IS HAPPENINGIS THAT THE ANNOUNCEMENT?!
>>3986910Yeah
>>3986966kiara is big on the idol thing, i dont think she'd drop it just because she was allowed a collab with vshojo. not too sure on mori though, was she even political?
Believing the 5ch leak. Kek
>>3986760WHERE ARE HER PANTS?!
So i heard they will announce en gen 2 tomorrow, you belive me right?
>>3987067r-right here ayamefriend...
>>3986910>Reaper statue>A casino, where one may play games of diceONE PV
>wake up>mori broke the enma barrier>it's for a leddit review>alt just happened or some shitmy head hurts
>>3987007Who the fuck is Mithra
>>3987058Why are deadbeats like this?
>>3987007>holomyth>Mithra
so, are they actually announcing EN2 or not?
Wait so if the manga is cancelled what exactly is the PV for? I doubt the game is close to finished yet.
WHERE THE FUCK WAS MEL
>>3986826I guess so
hey bros, since when could ayame do this? not up to date with ayamelore
>>3987089Not my oshi no but at least Okayu made it.
>>3987071Because they are the ____ of hololive.
BASED COVER
>>3987029Where's my big announcement you promised, Cover?
>>3986772I will never trust the rrats again in my life/10
>>3987043always winning, baby
anyone else think its weird how Coco's dragon form has breasts?
>>3986909240k on mi side
>>3987010>Gendy TartakovskyIf only
>>3987125UNO
>>3987133Not yet, it seems
>>3987029Reminds me of 2hu PVs desu
Wait, people believed a rrat?When will you fucks learn?
>>3987113It's a teaser.
Fucking rrat posters...I wish they were true...
>>3987057she needs a fresh new womb
>>3987052mithra deez nuts
>LITERALLY FUCKING NO ANNOUNCEMENT OF ANYTHING WHATSOEVER>LITERALLY JUST EXTENDED VERSION OF THE PV WE ALREADY SAWYOU LYING FAGGOTS SAID THERE WOULD BE HAPPENINGS
>>3987106Dude we didn't even get Gen 5
Wait is Mithra a name for EN gen 2?
So uh, where's haachama in the teaser?
>>3987089no...
B-but why were the holos fighting each other...?
>>3986880No, it's time to wake up... Agent Bond.
>>3986935Did it, though?I couldn't finish watching Gura's karaoke stream because it was past 5AM when she was still going.Instead I got to see this absolute nothing trash live. I guess I'm blessed?
So is this like real anime because i am confused.
>no 5Gen, EN and IDs
>>3986966Are any of those your oshi?
>>3987126did i miss something again?
>>3986964it's an iskiii animee
>>3986989How the fuck did death-sensei made it in but not her student
>>3987071>AyamePunishment for not streaming enough>CocoJust enjoys playing the villain
There are two parallel universes. In one, holoEN2 was announced at the end of the holoALT PV. In the other...well, I guess you already know.
>>3987089I'm guessing this is the good side. The horde are the ones not included in this lineup.
>MithraWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
now go back and watch polka
So wait where the fuck is Luna in this? She said she was appearing on the official channel today and it's already nearly 8 PM in Japan
I fucking hate Yagoo so much
>>3987146long fractionation palm oil
>>3987089>No Haachama>No Akiroze>No Roboco>No Towa>No LunaWhat the fuck
>>3987068Wait for the next company wide crisis just like the last time
>The boobs stay in dragon form
>>3987133July or August
>>3987158Nothing is weird after Diablo got breasts in 3
Well, I guessed right. It was going to be no more than 2 minutes and no mention of EN vsinger news. Now when is the Alternative stuff coming out?
>1v2 and still was winningKNEEL FRIENDFAGS AND HAGFAGS. YOUR OSHIS ARE WEAAAAAAAK
That's it????What a bummer...NO VSINGER NO EN2....
MITHRA IS THE EN VSINGER
>>3987143Ayame is a giant chuuni so I'm not shocked in the slightest
>>3987089HAATONS BTFO
Didn't have any more senchou so not worth it
>>3987089My oshi is the secret antagonist final boss
>>3987187oc?Looks nice
>>3987071>The Whore>The Bitchliterally Bitches and Whoresmemed into enemiesKINO!
>>3987001>>3987065Wot?
>>3987089Of course! It's just not hololive without her.
>>3987113I dunno man
mithrafags will defend this
>>3987179We didn't even get full Gen 1
YOU FAGGOTS REALLY BELIEVED THAT 5ch BULLSHITTERY, HUH? HOW PATHETIC AND MITHRA DOESN'T COUNT IF THEY HAVEN'T REVEALED HER CHARACTER YET.
>Mithra>Have you ever wanted to visit a place that's a world apart?What a whore. She's selling good sex for cheap.
>>3987136It was pretty cool
>>3987177maybe they will complete an episode at this rate
>>3987186In an alternative universe, some Hololive members are eeeeeevil
>>3987134Its an advertisement for the entire Alternative project, which is a bazillion different things
>>3986964Matsuri is the next Smash charater LESGOOOOOOOO
>>3987108Me.
>>3987130I like this rrat
>>3986949Mori was singing so its fine.
>>3987135fucking (You) at the casino hotel
>>3986842Mithra will be the name of Sora's little sister in Gen 6
>>3986947>please watch it not just once, but as many times as you like!STREAM HOLOLIVE ALTERNATIVE PV
>>3986917>No Haachama>No Aki>No SubaruWhat did Cover mean by this?
>>39870894 of them, actually.
>>3987177Literal /pol/ refugee mentality
>>3987181She's gonna graduate anon
>>3987007>Mithra (Avestan: 𐬨𐬌𐬚𐬭𐬀 Miθra, Old Persian: 𐎷𐎰𐎼 Miça) commonly known as Mehr, is the Zoroastrian angelic divinity (yazata) of covenant, light, and oath.Holo EN Gen 2 will be Zoroastrian Themed
Being underwhelmed because a lot of that was stuff we already saw is somewhat understandableBeing disappointed your crazy leak wasn't true is silly
so it was a Lie
>>3987089My Oshi is the secret final boss, why would she be shown at the start?
>>3987207https://youtu.be/rkjh90dJLLA?t=201
>>3987205>Rushia>good
>>3987089Yes.
>>3987177>He believed the "5chan user said" shitpostingrumau rumau
>>3987205This is true, the horde's PV will obviously be cooler!
Who is Mithra?
>>3987204Ame nuked the HoloEN2 timeline because there's no APEX player in it.
>>3986949Mori and a deadbeat got in, so that's more representation than Gen 5 or all of ID got.
>>3987089Who is the red one?
>>3987186>Official Holofightz
>>3987071The better question is, who else would be a villain? Mori and Ina for sure.
You guys did it to yourself. There was no other indication of an announcement tied to the pv. Bunch of gullible retards
>>3987089Sadly no.
>>3987007rrat it's a message from ame to gura
>>3987213Pretty sure Roboco is to the right of Sora.
You faggots are so fucking gullible
>>3986917Missing>Suisei>Azki>Haachama>Aki>Mel>Shuba>Watame>Luna>Towa>ID1, Gen5, EN, ID2
>>3987269is /pol/ rent free in your head? Take your meds
>>3986989>Mori's world is a casino>Mori wearing a bunny costumeSEX!
>>3987213Roboco is right next to Sora. The green one.
>>3987227H-haachama-chama?
luna...
>>3987284my main in smash
So, now >we wait for an announcement on the HoloAlt Twitter I guess?
>>3987143It's the manifestation of her whore energy
>>3987279Rushia is a good girl.
>>3987213>No RobocoBlindchama...
Mithra is the name of a pagan god btwhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithra for the lazy
>>3987213>No RobocoLook again blind anon
>>3987291Marine
>>3987213>No RobocoThat's weird because she is actually in the teaser.
>>3987186Holofightz is now canon
>>3986918Dragon tits......
Alright I'm gonna go bed now......Who wants to come with me?
>>3987089No Hachama, what's this? Why is this?
>barley longer than pv>no vsingers>no gen5>no ids>no ens>no haachama>no announcementsWhat is Cover doing? I'm getting E3 flashbacks
>>3987306go back
If you thought EN would make it in you're seriously mentally ill.
>>3987224big if true
>>3987231dunno whose, found it somewhere and reversed the grin
>>3987089>No Luna>No Towa>No Watame>No Gen 5WHAT THE FUCK COVER
its a king group cover coco just announced
>>3987010God i wish
https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1394928691482746881THEY FUCKING LIED THEY SAID THERE WOULD BE NEWS WITH THE MV
nevermind the 5ch rrat, it was supposed to be full version but it's the same video
Why are the captions in comic sans
>▲Theme Song>Dawn Blue>Vocals: Mori Calliope>Lyrics: Mori Calliope, Bonjour Suzuki>Composition: Kouichiro Takahashi>Arrangement: Hideyuki Daichi SuzukiMori stealing Gura's colour.
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1395690821643423745Suityan...
>>3986826I bet the person who went to 5ch to make the post is just laughing their ass off at the fake post they made. I guess its a lesson for more people to actually not trust people who post 5ch leaks. It's easy to pose as the poster and post whatever you want. I'm enjoying the schadenfreude from it though
>your oshi>is she in holoalt?
>>3987302>>3987308>>3987318>>3987321Oh, you're right.And I missed Subaru.
now, with 2 trailers out, they can finally tell us what they are doing, right?
>>3987284Mithra deez nuts
>>3987247where are their goatees then
>>3987319>Zoroastrianism>Paganehhhhhhhhhh
>>3987089Suityan...
>>3987363Towano...
>>3986917Gen 3 really is the favorite.
>>3987330>g-go backyeah go back to twitter, faggot
>[hololive Alternative] Teaser PV (full ver.)>Teaser PV (full ver.)>Teaser PV>TeaserSo was that even the full version or was it a longer version of the teaser itself?
>>3987331You bought the bullshit, only person to blame is you. This is fucking Cover after all, you should know better.
I still don't know what Alternative is.
>>3987347patience it was released like 10 minutes ago
>>3987296I bought the rrat before the Coco collab news came out, okay? I didn't know then what I know now.
>>3987356>RED>VIOLET>DAWN BLUEWhat the fuck is going on here
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1395691557185941510
>a teaser>for a teaser>of the actual full versionFUCKING WHY?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1395691557185941510please look forward to an EVEN FULLER version.
https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1394928691482746881https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1394928691482746881https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1394928691482746881WHERE IS THE NEWS YAGOO
>>3987397It's a teaser for all the other shit Alternative will have
I like the backgrounds.
>>3987363SubaruNo and that makes me sad
>>3987136It was cool but it was not nearly as much as I was expecting.I wasn't expecting a new gen announcement from any branch like most retards did, and I was expecting it to be extended but I was expecting at least 2-3 minutes minimumAlso my oshi said "we're gonna be on the official channel on the 21st" and she was nowhere to be found soooooo
>>3987409Just wait for ORANGE
>>3987089Hell yeah, Coco got tits even on dragon form
>>3987395go back
Why wasn't Sora singing it?
rrat: coco wasn't going to be in the pv at all until everyone thought the dragon was her, so the scene was redrawn to confirm it
>>3987397Nigga, it's a teaser for HoloAlt. This is the full thing.
>>3987136I don't even care about EN2/Vsinger announcements, but I wish the PV was longerIt's almost the fucking same one we've seen before, what the fuck
>>3987414>>3987419WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE THEN????
>>3987331They are testing the waters. We going to have to wait for season 2.
What are 2chniggers saying about this shit?
Woke up early just to watch the PV, is /hlgg/ still recovering from Calli going to be on meme review?
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1395690821643423745>suisei was cut>while roboco and choco stayedsuityan..
>Please anticipate the full version released at a later dateI THOUGHT THIS WAS THE FULL VERSION HOW MANY FULL VERSIONS OF THE SAME THING ARE WE GOING TO GET
Okay, but what the fuck is holoalt?
>>3987433make me
I'm still confused as to what HoloAlt is...
>>3987414>anticipate the full versionThere's an even fuller version! They'll just keep making a slightly longer PV each time and never actually release anything kek.
>>3987375Technically, "pagan" just means a minority religion on a global level.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1395691557185941510?s=19It was a teaser of the full thing... So, the before was just a teaser of a teaser...
>>3987007>Have you ever wanted to visit a place that's a world apart?What did Mithra mean by this?
>>3986964>>3987007>>3986842Cover insider here: Mithra will be the name of the Vsinger.
>>3987158I kek'd out loud but it's also based
>>3987414>full version>teaser of a teaserFucking japs always doing this shit
>>3987089GEN 5 BROS OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>3987414>Mori pretending I'll be alive in 2 years when this will be finished
>>3987409That seals it. Gura's original song will be called "Aquamarine". Screencap this.
>kanata gets cast out of heaven against her will
>>3987363MoriShe's in the song
Miko's Miitopia so far>Gura>Marine>Lamy>>>
>>3987347>そして金曜日にはPV公開と合わせて、新しい情報も公開できる予定です>And on Friday, new information will be released along with the PV release. W H E NThey better be writing that tweet right now
>>3987431NO NIHAYAKU
>>3987414They are really going to release a slightly longer version every few months until they themselves pin down what the fuck Alternative is even supposed to be.
>>3987395The irony.
>>3987331>barley longer than pvThe pv was 36s and that was 1 min and 46 long. The full teaser is three time longer. I don't know what you expect from a fucking teaser, you retard.
https://soundcloud.com/fuck-cover-ch/fuck-coverRELEASE THE FULL SONG
>>3987414>>3987419OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE A SLIGHTLY LONGER TEASER IN ANOTHER 3 MONTHS
>>3987469It's a uh.... you know a..... like a.... y'know? a uhhhhh..... yeah.
>>3987442"Hey look we're actually doing something and didn't run with the money and we are still alive."
>>3987324>>3987293>official HoloALT EP1 stream>dragon appears>yt chat explodes with ENTER, ZHANGS DON'T LOOK, PRESIDENT XI GET DOWN, etc
>>3987419>>3987459She means the song, boys
BEFORE YOU ASK "WHERE ARE THE OTHERS"1. The ENs will appear later and come help the main squad as a foreign unit2. There are 4 evil bosses in this worldThe Big Dragon (Coco) - already revealedThe Candy Princess (Luna)The Lady of Temptation (Akirose) The Devil's Apprentice (Towa)Then, the final boss will beThe End of All That Is (Haachama)
>>3986917Ina Ina Ina...
>>3987305>Gen 0 (Suisei, AZKi)>Gen 1 (Haachama, Aki, Mel)>Gen 2 (Subaru)>Gen 4 (Watame, Luna, Towa)Why did Gen 1 and Gen 4 get fucked so badly while Gen 3 got everyone?
>>3987271It's Kanatan's boss
Shes obviously talking about the full version of the song, the MV is already what what ya get
>>3987043We cant stop winning
>>3987400>>3987465>>3987469Don't ask questions just consume product.
>>3987474t. mithrabeat
>>3987363Gura...
>>3987494take your medications
Full version of the song not the trailer you fucking retards
>>3987360I swear, I'm rumaoing at the seething in this thread, fucking hell.
>>3987363Polka No... But it's better this way since I want her to be in her own anime.
>>3987470>>3987477>>3987498>>3987493full version means the full version of the song itself (probably without MV) on her channel, do you not know how anime OP songs work
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1395692146431172612?s=20MOGUMOGUMOGUMOGU
>>3987517I'd love to consume but I don't know what the fuck I'm consuming or where the fuck to do it
>>3987510Sankisei stronk
Deadbeats are in the MVhttps://litter.catbox.moe/u90kfb.png
>>3987399https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1394928691482746881
Vsinger when...onegai...
>>3987186It's like in RPGs where sometimes you fight a character before you redeem them and they join your party.
>>3987363MoriYep. I'm in it as well.
>>3987517What do I consume though?
>>3987363GuraWasn't expecting her to be.
>>3987363GuraYeah
I'M DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!Just an extended version of first teaser.NO EN ANNOUNCEMENTNO GEN BEYOND 4NOT EVEN MORE THAN 2 MINUTES VIDEO!!LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING!!!!
Well.That was underwhelming.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOLKpLD68JQCome listen to Roberu and a bunch of other maletubers sing Uma Pyoi. I didn't even know this was a thing until I saw my trends...
>>3987414>announcement is there is going to be an even longer version for the PV
>>3987557Fandead stolen valor
>>3987510Sankisei are truly the favoured children
>>3987510Holo fantasyFits the fantasy theme
If Cover was smart, Mithra would have been the Vsinger and it turns out she was the singer for the PV all along
>>3987473>full ver. in the titlewhat did they mean by this?
>>3987557I hate deadbeats so goddamn much.
>>3987510Anon I'm almost as disappointed but Gen 3 is literally called Hololive Fantasy.Do your research before posting
>>3987557DEADBEATS EXPLAIN THIS
>>3987507Moona will be the final end as the moon grows largerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVQS_yYAlh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8hCyNAJ4_Y>already uninstalled my Origin copy of Apex>Nenechi does another viewer participation Apex streamFuck...
>>3987507>The End of All That Is (Haachama)I am sorry to break it to you, but Haachama's schizo shit is just in her head and has no bearing to other holos.
>>3987549Nice jelly donut.
>>3987414>TWO MORE WEEKS
>>3987557That's a fandead not to be confused with a deadbeat
rratbros, where's the EN2 announcement?
>>3987557Nah that's a fandead
>>3987510Sankisei is the Fantasy gen after all
So is the EN 2 info something related to Mithra? It's an acronym?
>>3987363WatameAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3987145BOOBA
>>3987561literally never. it was canceled
>>3987414>>3987419She means the song. The video is done.
>>3986989Dumbass that's Death-sensei.
>>3987089They still got her color wrong but made her more cool looking.
>>3987557Fandeads...don't look...
Still waiting for the announcementAaaaaany second now
>>3987587Does that mean MYTH will all get in?
>>3987596Dumb bitchRoboco.jpg
>>3986964>>3987007>>3986842Mithra is the name for a pagan deity worshipped in the late roman empire, often by soldiers. It was an initiation cult. We will have Roman and Greek themed mythological deities for EN2
>>3987502KEK
>>3987510They are the most successful gen.
>sora, roboco, and possibly matsuri live in a post-apocalyptic city right next to a modern one with a big ass crystal sword like heaven's edge from guilty gear for some reason>pekora lives in pekoland with miko>ayame, mio, and fubuki live together in some traditional japanese fantasy setting>rushia, choco, and shion live in the underworld>noel, flare, and shion battle coco
>>3986956There was some guy who joined a Kiara MK8 stream once and his Mii was a fucking perfect Gura. I was blown away by it, but I can't find it, anymore.
>>3987608>>3987611Fandeds are spirits you newfags
>>3987414>a teaser of a teaser of a teasers-sugoi
>>3987595>Private 1.23b server was taken offlineSad...
>>3987473>>3987583I think she means the full version of the song not the video
>>3986947Is this kiara ?
>>3987115>Pekomiko gambling in hell
>>3987608>>3987611Do your Hololive reps, Fandead aren't skeletons.
>>3987558It just says news on friday, not that it would be revealed in the pv premiere. It's almost certainly alternative related.
>>3987469>I'm still confused as to what HoloAlt is...A series of teaser trailers
>>3987453wait WHAT
>>3987642>I live in rapeland and rape all of them.
>>3987089no
>>3987540Ogey
>>3987631Deities worshipped in the late Roman Empire were almost exclusively not Roman or Greek in origin.
>>3987643>>3987657>Necromancer standing next to undead being>But the only way it can be her fanbase is if it's a literal spirit
>>3987657Rushia can summon deadbeats whether they want to or not
>>3987583Full version of the teaser.
>>3987583It's the full version of the PV.
>>3987662ah, fair
Deadbeats are the fucking worst fanbase in these threads.t.deadbeat
>>3987115Pekora looks amazing here; what the hell is going on with Miko's eyes?
>>3987609>>3987615There was never going to be a new gen announcement for a Hololive Alt thing
I fucking hate deadbeats how come they got a feature and I didn't
>>3987196Thankfully no
going to bed, heres hoping if anything does get announced in the next few minutes the threads will still be talking about it in 6 hours
Mithra is gonna be the EN VSingerThat's why she texts Sora in english and also why Sora is singled out at the end
>>3987631HOLOEN IS A MYTH
So to summarize,>People see a teaser for HoloAlt>People get excited>Cover hypes up something new about HoloAlt>People get even more excited>Its a fucking extended teaserIt really is fucking E3 all over again.
>>3987692Why are takos like this?
>>3987557>A SKELETONOH NO NO NO ZHANGBROS WE LOST
>>3987643It's the spirit of a skeleton newfag
>>3987071Ayame is supposed to be evil in her lore, isn't she?
>>3987686I want to be summoned by Rushia...
>>3987319Aqualonians have to pray to Mithra but Crom gave us all we needed already
>>3987631Seems like Mythology, hmmm MYTH
>Red: Mori>Violet: Ina>Dawn Blue: MoriMori stole Gura's color bros...
[Sad News] Polu has become villager
>>3987710Silksong won't be showing up at E3...
>>3987707HOLOEN2 IS A MITH
>>3987642Marine... Aqua...
>>3987615It's an acronym for MY THick Raging Arection
>>3987674what happens when your dick eventually falls off from all the raping
>>3987673https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1395596373311950853
>>3987089they got all the good jps as far as i can tell
>>3987730Based barbarian
>>3987737>she took the Coco collab>she took the colorSHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>3987710Damn, this post is a masterclass in subtly hinting that you use /v/.
So whose phone is Mithra's message being displayed on? The message in the video was in full english so would the user of the phone really be a JP chuuba or a JOP?
Can't wait for PekoMiko's episode or some shit. They visited the casino with the Death-sensei statue, I'm interested in that.
>>3987674hold back their Rance. Wrong series.
COVER LIEDPEOPLE DIED
>>3987710It's the opening for their HoloAlt anime.
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1395693419771531264https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1395693419771531264https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1395693419771531264
>>3987692Agreed.t. Teammate
I want a formal explanation as to why Cover included the entirety of Gen 2 EXCEPT best duck Subaru.
>>3987363She wrote the song, i'm crying.
>>3987777Matsuri's
>360,000 views Premiered 19 minutes agoREPLAY PV
ALRIGHT HERE'S THE ANNOUNCEMENTHOLOEN2 ARE WHORES *dabs*
>>3987710That makes perfect sense though, there is no announcement because this is not the actual PV. It's the teaser of the PV
>>3987469it's the umbrella for original media with hololive's characters. no specific projects have been revealed since the manga fell through, as far as i know.
>>3987631Zoroastrian, actually
So what's with the las vegas reaper?
I should've just slept....
>>3987673man, JWU posters gonna be in some shit if they went to sleep after Gura...
>>3987039powerful tako-sensei
>>3987794WHAT THE FUCK IS HOLOALT, MEME MAN?
>>3987453>it's realwait WHAT THE FUCK
>>3987680Fair point
>>3987794DO U RIKE?
>>3987420GODDAMN IT COVER!!!
>>3987777It's an isekai so I'd imagine Matsuri or Sora
>>3987794SO IS IT THE FULL VERSION OR NOT?MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND TANIGO
>>3987777It was a secret teaser within a teaser of a teaser
>>3987773Even worse, /vst/.
>>3987586Based>>3987589Bro I'm everywhereHell, I'm inside you right now
>>3987777the user was a JP but Mithra didn't know that and now the recipient will have a hard time understanding it
>>3987819Calliope "Money" Mori back at it again
>>3987781Wrong guess https://files.catbox.moe/to7mbb
>>3987794DID YOU RIKE IT?
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1395693320626528265
>>3987769Next she will steal Gura's virginity...
>>3987794>Did you guys watch it?DID YOU RIKE
>>3987805that's rude, tanigo
Why'd they not even shill anything the very least? they had a lot of eyes on them at once
>>3987819Mori insisted on having at least one reference to gambling in, no one in the staff knows why
>>3987798She needs to be isekai'd first
>>3987819They were playing a Game of ____
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1395693320626528265?s=20Suisei wants to be a heel character.
>>3987136It was alright, wish it had more Holos represented though. Gen 5 probably wasn't likely though, since Nene had to get dechinked when this was made.
>>3987844What did /vst/ do?
>>3987819"Cash money"
Isn't it kind of late in the game's lifespan to have some kind of FFXI crossover promotion
>>3987860on stream hopefully
Why doesn't Cover just contract KyoAni to make a 12 episode holo animeI'm sure a month of superchats will pay for it
>>3987810This is the full PV. It’s a teaser for HoloAlt as a whole. Mori is talking about the full song that will be released separately but this is the full animation.
>>3987507naruhodoLuna.webm
>>3987844Don't shit talk /vst/. The OpenXcom thread there can be pretty fun. >>3987885It's /v/ with a higher attention span.
>Ina has 4k more subs then Kiara OHNONONONO BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3987860Based
>>3987354Comet...
>Expected nothing>It's actually nothing>Disappointed anywaySasuga cover, never failed to disappoint me
>>3987860Matsuri is outside Guras house right now though...
>>3987884I heel
>>3987136It was cool, was hoping for just a bit more length though.
>>3987907Fuck off, Egghead
>>3987859AHHHHHHHH I WILL SEE SUISEI PERFORM A HEEL TURN KICK
>>3987907Who are you quoting?
>>3987859>Suisei confirmed heel
>>3987885Nothing, he doesn't use /vst/ as well. If anon was an anti-HOI4schizo then I can understand. But, /vst/ is perfectly fine.
>>3987819UNO
At least Mamaloni liked ithttps://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1395554297178324995
If you're done crying about unsubstantiated 5ch rrats, Fubuki is actually dissecting the whole PV nearly frame by frame
>>3987557why not consider a fandead possessing a deadbeat?
>>3987794>DID YOU RIKE IT is now canonI NEED RRATS!!!
I'm hopng they have a HoloALT project to tease, at the least a replacement manga project
Why does Gen 3 get the most dick sucking from Cover?They got full representation. Gamer did too but there's only 4 for them and gen 5 got so fucking shafted a EN got in before they did even if Mori is only singing the theme song.
>your oshi>was she in the PV
https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1394928691482746881Why did they lie?
No new news for EN gen2, but the preview looks cool. I'm really looking forward to it.
>>3987905Sounds horrific.
>>3987907Yolks on you nobody cares
>>3987414>>3987418>>3987419>[hololive Alternative] Teaser PV (full ver.)>Teaser PVOn a good news it seems that Cover is implying there will be a full version of the PV. I'm guessing what they're doing is dividing the song into parts to align with content that was released. So I wouldn't put it past them for the reason for waiting was when this was first made Holo EN was still developing as well as other small things like maybe the Haachama arc among other things. So the last half of the song will include others, and maybe might even have a tone of song change as well.
NO, NOT HEELHERO
>>3987954Soraduh
>>3987631>Gorgon holoI would kneel hard
So let me get this straight. Cover first released a teaser of a teaser teasing a teaser. Now they released a teaser of a teaser???
>>3987898It sounds lit on paper, but after what happened last year? I don't want it to happen.
>>3987938Doubt she knows about Mithra.
>>3987936rratmom did too
>>3987859just like in my saturday morning wrestling
>>3987954OkayuYes
somehow miko's gura voice sounds even more like a baby
>>3987938thanks
>>3987710>Its a fucking extended teaser>Literally says "Teaser" in the titleWow I am very surprised by this unexpected development
>>3987089>did your oshi make the cut?Yes.
>>3987007>probably LN OC tier character >going to another world theme>female mc character will be a place holder for fans
>>3987936alt baby....
>No HoloENBased as fuck. I wish gen 5 was there.
>>3987954CocoYup
>>3987980Yes, please look forward to the teaser.
This is the new information, isn't ithttps://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1395691557185941510
>>3988014go back
hi
>>3987965No it's not. It's a teaser to the whole holoalt shit. They explained that already.
>>3988014>No HoloENAnon...
>>3987954KanataYes
>>3987859Based Suzy working the marks
Breaking News:https://twitter.com/R1883661920/status/1395636837436182529
WHEN ARE THESE FUCKERS GOING TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING OF ACTUAL SUBSTANCE LIKE A MANGA, ANIME, OR GAME
>>3987954morino but I was
>>3987089yes
>No Gen5Based as fuck. I wish HoloEN was there.
>>3987947They sucked the most dicks at cover duh
>>3987996The teaser class really is full of teasers!
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1395693320626528265>Suisei wants to be a villain
>>3987954MithraYes
>>3988014Deafchama...
>>3987965No you absolute mongoloid.This is it. There's no "full pv". It's just the HoloLive ALT teaser, whatever the fuck HoloLive Alt is. This isn't a full anime, this is just a fucking teaser to the ALT project that we STILL HAVE NO REAL INFORMATION ON except there was a manga and it failed because the mangaka is a fucking nigger.
>>3987710Cover really is Nintendo huh>get away with the lowest of efforts>over priced stuff>we still buy it though>insane talent potential, shitton of restrictions that kills their growth >they can do no wrong>hype up stuff, the actual thing comes out 5 years down the line
>>3987841Its the full version of the preview.
>>3987965Anon, it's obviously referring to full version of the song. The teaser is already complete. Whatever else PV will be a completely seperate project.
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1395692182795735040Why can't we__ be more like her and pretend to be amazed by this?
>>3988014Go back fag
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1395694838989819904cute mama daughter bonds
>>3987954Towano
>>3987947Gen 3 is the most famous and most successful gen. They even have figures.
>>3987954MeYes
>>3987947they pull in numbers, both views and in $
>>3987954RushiaChoco was in it with her breast not cover up
>異世界創造プロジェクト「ホロライブ・オルタナティブ」 ティザーPV第一弾、よろしくお願いします!!>Another world creation project "Hololive Alternative" The first teaser PV, thank you! !!>First
>>3988024Considering >COVER, yes.
>>3987954>Mithra>Yes. She's cute.
>>3988014retardchama...
>>3987965https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1395693419771531264?s=21https://files.catbox.moe/yg81oh.pngYagoo said it’s the full PV
hey, can you guys hurry up the thread thanks.
>>3987794dO you gUys noT haVe phOnEs?
>>3987089Fuck yeah!And she wasn't thrown like a bitch this time!
>>3988063>UQWHEDIQWDBIHAWDVBIAWDWhat did she mean by this?
>>3988063>MoriSHE'S HERE
>>3988063She actually gets paid to so
I HATE COVER!!!!!!!!!
i think the announcement that they said will be released the same day as the holoalt release was the orange woman and nigger of nippon collab
>>3987860>Gura's virginityalready gone
>>3987089>implying Gura or any EN besides Mori will ever be included in something like thisNo chance.
>>3988004>I get to hang out with holos and be a complete degenerate but I'll never get called out on it because I'll be disguised as a cute anime girlsign me the fuck up
>>3987938>Fubuki is actually dissecting the whole PV nearly frame by frameYeah, I'm pretty sure she's gonna rush to the office or Discord call and ask what the actual fuck is happening followed by a list of schizo level charts and theories, sasuga friend.
>>3988037NEVER
>>3987954>Roboco>And she looks pretty down too ;_:
>>3987794BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>3987414IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?
>>3987954AmeNot her but my KP oshi was I want to get crush by the giant dragon cocock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdxR97_PqoWATCH MIKO
>>3987959It's still Friday anon, even in Japan.
>>3988130yeah, by met. all you
>>3988130By me
>>3988130yeah, Ame took it
I genuinely can't believe you fucking retards stayed up for this At least I'm autistic enough to wake up this early to do reps before the Rushia and Pekora collab later, Do you people every get tired of tying your idea of fun to hype? YOUR FUN IS WRONGYOU'RE DOING MAKE-BELIEVE WRONGI DISAPPROVE OF YOU AND THAT MATTERS
>>3988065Cute!
>>3987469it's the ambitious collaborative effort of cover's most accomplished visionaries to bring about a new era in hololive's creative endeavors and inspiring fans and creators alike to envision a future in which they will believe in their dreams and be reminded that anything is possible!
>>3988065Is that her actual mom? I thought Coco was the half jap southerner?
>>3988126why would the holoalter account tweet about reddit review
>>3988144IT MEANS YOU WILL SOON LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
>>3988130Ame was quick with it...
>>3988130>implying Yagoo himself doesn't perform a hymen inspection before hiring each girl in order to avoid hiring whores
>>3988057>>>/v/
https://files.catbox.moe/iryi9s.pngAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>People in this thread are actually dumb enough to believe Mori means something else besides a longer version of the song
>>3988171Anonchama...
>>3988014Others saying Mori miss the fact she's there for foreign marketing, I don't see HoloEN/ID being included anytime soon.
>>3987965This is the teaser for the whole HoloAlt. If your oshi is not in it, well too bad.U rike?
>>3988063I am amazed, the teaser WAS fucking good. Hyped to see the full series or whatever media there'll be.But I want them to TELL US WHAT THE EXTRA THING IS ALREADY
>>3988063Pre-requisite for posting here is you can never be satisfied by anything a Holo or Cover does.
>>3988155Already am
>>3988130Yeah, her oshi, gf, and best friend in hololive Murasaki Shion of hololive second generation took it
>>3988215good, now keep watching
>>3988216based
>>3988155NO
So, what the fuck IS HoloAlt?
>>3988069They're still the top dogs in overall revenue, but EN1 overtook them in subs a while ago.EN figmas when?
sex with COVER
>>3988240it's me
>>3988240A gacha
>>3988047Based comet.
>>3988216based rare shipper
>>3988216Depresshion resorting to sex for solace from her kouhais...
>>3988190No anon I think we’re getting ANOTHER teaser!!
>>3988240Vaporware, they will be releasing a kickstarter for it shortly. It will never be released, for it's nothing but a series of endless vague trailers.
>>3988240Multi media project, it's purposely vague because Cover doesn't have a fixed scope of projects
KAMON ANONKILL THE FACKIN THREAD
>>3988190denial is a hard thing to deal with, please understand
https://twitter.com/eri_syumi/status/1395694803367514116?s=20big ol' dragon titties
>>3988240holoalt deez nuts
>>3988185b-based?
>>3987872Wait what
I LOVE YOU KIARA
>>3988258I can believe it.
>>3988240The friends we made along the way
I WANT TO FUCK ROBOCO!
>>3988249Never, lol
I LOVE YOU INA
I LOVE SEXXXXXX