/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

GFE is a meme

>>3946137
the vtuber in your pic does the "distant boyfriend whose who avoids his girlfriend(the listener) and only texts her(twitter) because he's off cheating on her with multiple other woman" experience

bait Homoshite thread made by a Homobeggar.

>>3946137
The hololive idols will never collab with your underperforming faggots.

>>3946525
/thread

Can I get the garlic butter crab legs and a large Dr. Pibb?

>>3946195
It is not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fijR4sYDPo

Roberu what did you do to Robert?

>>3946928
But how many of these treat their fanbase as a BFE?

>>3946525
Based truth teller.

>>3946137
Anon, you’re making us homofags look bad...

>>3947060
Polka

>>3946137
All of them do GFE to a certain extent. Acting overly nice and not mentioning men at all is GFE. Pretending to care about people who are just digits on a screen is GFE. Not calling the people who donate to them weird loser incels is GFE. Real women don't act this nice to losers, cope.

>>3946928
Suisei is GFE for me. A beautiful girl who tells me she's not interested is the extent of my experience with women anyway, so it's very relatable.

>>3946928
Some of the Not GFE are Daughter or Mom experience.

>>3946928
Wrong, iofi definitely the biggest GFE in ID

>>3948423
moona literally accepted a confession of love from a twitter autist

>>3946232
Based NTRoberu

>>3946195
Watch one of Matsuri's streams when she's in one of "those" moods. You'll get it

>>3946928
move robo and mio up one

>>3947673
That's interacting with women experience, then, not GF experience.

>>3946928
>botan
>gfe
nani

>>3946928
Mio is MFE
also move Lamy to full GFE

>>3947060
Polka and it's not even close

>>3948514
the autist in question

Polka will:
Post sweet messages like this as member's posts
Keep her members up to date on her goings on and feelings (how her vocal lessons are going, how she felt about recent streams, etc)
Record herself in bed falling asleep for an hour and upload it so you can fall asleep with her
Describe her relationship with her fanbase as "codependent"
Produce cuddly ASMR vids filled with kisses, ear nibbling, breathy whispers and even "aishiteru"s

Polka is a $5/month girlfriend who will shower you with more love than some actual relationships ever will. Invest in your happiness.

>>3946137
https://youtu.be/8GjUTUBPzJ4

>>3946137
Any english GFE chuubas, people say Ame but she only has small clips of it here and there, she doesn't do full on GFE streams. When i say GFE i mean stuff like this.

https://youtu.be/GcpF5LBX4d4

>>3946928
Lamy to full GFE(literally wants you to marry her)
Pekora to moderate GFE(bratty GF tier teasing constantly, literally breaks down without nousagi comfort and presence can sometimes make it feel like full GFE)
Watame to not GFE(family experience)
Mori to not GFE("friends, guys")
Matsuri to not GFE(more like cuck experience. Matsuri is just like that with everybody, don't fall for her menhera openness)
Ina to not GFE(fucking really?)
Noel to not GFE(too cynical and smart to do GFE)
Flare, Shuba, and Haato could all be potentially moved to somewhere between no to mild GFE
Botan to no GFE(Botan GFE? Come on. Some women are too stable for that shit. Botan is one of them.)
Few other holos have some wiggle room or back and forth but not enough to stick out for me immediately
This ofc depends on your idea of what GFE is. Mine is and always has been:
"the degree to which a holo has compartmentalized away/disassociated from reality and warped her perception of her audience into being more in-line with seeing it as a surrogate boyfriend"
So even holos that act in atypical ways for GFE(Pekora, for example) can still be GFE simply because they behave with chat like they would behave with their actual boyfriend, because that romantic attraction and desire is still there and influences chuuba-audience interactions.

>>3970409
Rushia does most of these

>>3946928
>Luna
>Not GFE
Her Member streams are husband wife roleplay anon, so are her ASMR

>>3969290
>all it took was a super shittily drawn flat image, babby's first anime scene, to win Moona's heart over
Brb getting play-do and proposing to the only ID girl worth fighting over

>>3946137
I recently had a daydream that a chuuba did a GFE based off of Mr. New Vegas from Fallout NV and wondered how well that would be received irl

>>3973067
You would have to go to Natsume Moe for that https://youtu.be/lZ49ClL3Fxk

>>3975251
Don't you fucking dare I'm doing that first

The only reason no one says niji has GFE is because no one here actually watches them

>>3975098
>Mori to not GFE
what

>>3969290
based autist
holos truly do not understand the power they wield if they let themselves fall for their own genjutsu use chat for BFE, and then do stuff like this
Imagine if Rushia began commenting on random fandeads twitter posts about wanting to exercise or draw or some shit. Literally say "I'd like to see you after working out for a while, good luck!"
Do it often enough and you'll begin to get people actively pursuing it outside of the people you responded to
A ton of holos could train an effective army numbering jn the thousands at least over the course of a few weeks through the power of thir existence and a few extra tweets a day.

>>3975387
Listen here, you better be willing to make some jank-ass works of art and bleed for the Peahen, because i sure as hell will

>>3975475
I worked out because of that stream where sora says she likes muscular men. Now i'm 6'7''...

>>3975446
Not after that tier 3 membership stream she ain't.
Reminding people explicitly that you're just friends is one of very few true GFE killers, because it means the streamer has drawn an explicit line.

>>3975404
then be watchable faggot

>>3975234
She's very intentionally pretending, though. There's a reason most outspoken Luknights would never call it GFE at a rate almost equal to 35P. And I do mean real Luknights, as in split thread participants who do their reps and shit.

>>3975404
>no one here actually watches them
Barring hoshikawa being used as gundou's onahole on stream that is
>If gundou had a gundou, Hoshikawa would be biting down on a pillow as you hear screaming for mercy

>>3946195
Tell that to Polka, she's in the needtoknow

>>3975404
>GCE
>laugh at gachi
>flirt with dudes
>talk about which dudes they'd like to fuck(hint, it's never (You) )
>never rely on chat as a romantic support structure
Stop lying. Even Lulu, the Niji with perhaps the most gachi, doesn't do GFE.
No, Niji like Alice are not GFE either. I say this as year member badge member of Alice. Good ASMR =/= good GFE. One is committing to a bit. The other is falling for your own bit until it's a question whether you can still call if a bit or not.

miyako

>>3975387
Leine...

>>3976171
I'm not lying when I say no one watches them

>>3975789
>There's a reason most outspoken Luknights would never call it GFE
I have 1 year membership and she's my GFE. I don't get where you get that feeling but you probably havent listened to a single ASMR, I'm not gonna enter in roomate stuff because I don't want a ban but it would just prove my point. There are different types of GFE, not all of them are lovey stuff all the time.
These most outspoken luknights seem like faggot clipwatchers.
>Miko not GFE
I have 8 month membeship in miko, I really dont understand what the fuck are you into

>>3975446
>he doesn't know

>>3975573
Damn, did the tier 3s really betray us?

>>3976405
Word of advice, don’t bother showing up to the castle next time, head to the local stadium instead, we’ll settle this with jousting.

>>3970409
That's cute, in a extremely cheesy way that's straight outta a translated visual novel.
The only people I could think that could fall for this shit would be retards who lost their way from [r9k] and /adv/ or normalfags that missed their first 2d waifu experience
Its even more plausibly to fall in love with a damn AI than with a grill posing as virtual anime girl

>>3946928
How is polla gfe?

>>3947471
ok

>>3946137
Temako still has the best GFE of any Vtuber out there. Eating, playing games, browsing the internet, collabing, brushing, washing, ASMR, sleeping, waking up, and repeating for days on-end without stopping. The Juggernaut of GFE. (Yes, she's JP.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRYfsO97GPg
She's been streaming for over 50 hours straight now.
>>3935057

>>3975098
>Pekora to moderate GFE(bratty GF tier teasing constantly, literally breaks down without nousagi comfort and presence can sometimes make it feel like full GFE)
Nah. She's playing the "Big-headed Little sister" role.
>Botan to no GFE(Botan GFE? Come on. Some women are too stable for that shit. Botan is one of them.)
In Botan's case, I can see her acting the way she normally does with her romantic interest.

>>3975561
>Sora says she likes muscular men.
BRB getting ripped for my Oshi.

Did Towa ever say what sorts of men she likes?

>>3982094
Temako is unbelivably persistant so far, one of my favorite indies just because she just DOES NOT give up, she a struggler.

>>3982448
Probably Apex Predator type

>>3970409
Polka is a $5/ month girlfriend that still can't get over the loss of her boyfriend Haruto

>>3975573
She literally said after that "statement" that people are gonna do it anyways so it doesn't matter and that she is fine with it.

>>3946928
On note upon looking at this i realized Pekora is having a bratty little sister experience, I got into her cause she reminds me of my own, I hope she doesn't stay a single NEET her whole life amd gets married, I share this opinion for both her and my real sister

>>3946137
Anything can be GFE if you're delusional enough