/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

TOFU

Ho ho hoRyS! It's MelonRySclause!
I left a pipebomb under your tree

I casually like BaeRyS idk what's wrong with it, IRyS is not that easy to influence

Cam someone clip her call I missed it

Jobbed on the edition i'm fucked and I sliced open my thumb earlier, anyway that was a fucking great karaoke. Love you bros.

merry christmas everyone!

>>39595516
Don't get sappy on us Baker. I hope your thumb doesn't fall off though because it impede your ability to bake

>>39595516
Love you too bro but I still love IRyS more

>>39595464
This, except with me asking instead of him.

>>39595463
Most people are fine with BaeRyS. I just don't like how most IRyS art involves it. It has improved a little since 2.0, but still.

Merry Christmas bros

Soon!

>>39595590
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T BECAUSE I LOVE IRYS THE MOST I WILL BE THE LAST IRYSTOCRAT AAAAAAAAHHHH THIS GODDAMN SUCCUBUS HAS MY SOUL IN HER HANDS IT'S OVER FOR ME

I love IRyS, she's such a cute dork

What a legendary stream makes me love her even more, too bad its unarchived

>>39596110
just play it from memory whenever you want to

https://twitter.com/stevenphoenix36/status/1606695335250006016

>>39596110
Audio is here if you just want to listen to it:
>>39594235

>>39595736
I'll fight you motherfucker
I'll be the last IRyStocrat

>>39596299
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRYY FAGGOT I'LL PUT YOU IN THE FUCKINGGROUND

>>39596110
I have some sort of autism and I don't like listening to past unarchived or archived karaoke songs but I still download them all

>>39596351
kek

>>39596351
stop making IRyS the man

Merry Christmas fellas, I want to suck IRyS' tits

Clearly I'll be the last IRyStocrat

>>39596532
DIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39596344
It'll be a sad day when we're the last 2 standing...
I shall make it quick

>>39596571
I'm already dead desu

>>39595464
https://files.catbox.moe/cxpviz.ogg
Scuff audio version

>>39596485
Is there even a single BaeRyS image where IRyS is the bottom/girl?

>>39596716
You think they watch IRyS by herself to know what she's really like?

>>39596351
IRyS is going to try to climb on the door, sinking it and killing them both

>>39596716
Bae's just a power bottom.

>>39596716
Art imitates life so no

>>39596799
Hope has descended to the bottom of atlantic ans she's not alone

I see a birb.

>>39596799
Architect bros she went to far....

>>39597159
Having wings doesn't mean she's a bird

>>39596678
Thanks

IRyS is cute!

torrent where? i missed the last part

>>39597826
I put it in the OP...

Did anybody do a wellness check on the Bae schizo? I'm worried he might have killed himself after the Titanic duet.......

the latest getto batch is great, he draws fantastic nips

>>39597826
check the OP, there's a reason why there's so many links there

>>39597826

>>39597853
Use global's:
>>39594922

I think my recording (the one in the OP) is scuffed because of Susan? I'm downloading Global anon's too to compare. The audio in mine seems off by 4-5 minutes. It's all there but doesn't seem to be synced correctly.

IRyS my beloved...

Titanic watchalong when

>>39597931
RIP, will change it later

Re-listening to her rendition of Santa Baby today is making me go full fucking diamonds
Fucking hell.

what a night
time for bed
good nightRyS

What is irys doing for the night ? She said pizza yesterday, but ended up being mcds... she even lied to her grandma.

>>39599182
me

I'm listening to her rendition of The Fox. I can hardly believe it. That was legitimately one of the best covers she's ever done. She put more into that song than most of the other numbers in the set today. It's so outrageously good. Why is my wifeRyS like this?

>>39600003
Likes joke songs, simple as

>>39598168
That warmed me up but Sexy Back got me daimonds. You could tell that succubus knew what she was doing when she said
>I'm sure you guys are all very very VERY satisfied, right?
I didn't think she'd sent me over the edge and directly overtly acknowledge it though

I shudder in fear thinking what she's going to do with all the sexual energy she's been stealing from us

>>39600265
ASMR. It's cumming. I'm not coping. It's cumming.

Guys. Something is wrong.
Kroni is streaming right now...
I guess the schizo was correct all along. They canceled the watch along because irys was going out today.
The dead cat was not a problem after all... another lie.

School Days watchalong next week
source: my meds told me

>39600362
shut the fuck up bro, Santa is coming down my chimney. fuck fuck

>>39600312
I would die of dehydration if that happened but I'm not worried since chances are slim to none ;-;

>>39600265
she'll channel the salt to become a top 10 X rank player

>>39600362
Read the room.
She didn't want to watch School Day's with Kronii. I didn't either.

>>39600265
Shes going to summon a warp entity

>>39600620
Thank god we got karaoke and the sweaty contest instead. Save that watchalong shit for the new year. I can't be fucked to do it now

>>39600621
SlaaneshRyS...

Her voice sounds different and doesn't have the same energy. When she got the new model, did they give her a new Seiyuu? Or does she just have a cold.

>>39600778
She still has covid

Squizo #2 in shambles

>>39600778
I replaced her. How am I doing so far?
T. Not chibiRyS

where are the FlatRyS fanarts?!! aaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaa

>>39601065
Just ask the AI anon to generate more nword art

>>39600778
Shes just lacking Soul in general since 2.0. Something is off. It's like shes oozing complacency. She doesn't have the desperation to perfect her craft that other Vsingers do and it's disappointing. She mostly just uses her voice as a tool to farm paypiggys.

>paypiggys
dropped

>>39601255
Where do you find a chuuba that doesn't have them?
Is there a cute hafu 2view out there without one yet?

>>39600753
It is not much for the watch along, but the implications of getting the night free today.
I could accept the rat of not wanting to watch it anymore because of the curse... but if they stream it later it would make it worst.

Brazilian education, everyone.

>>39601367
Rikotan. She is funny and against it.

>>39601456
hey it might not be the best, but it's good enough

>>39601456
hue'd

God bless you anon from the magnet . I hope this christmas is special for you my friend.

>>39601601

See >>39597931 if you missed it.

Susan deserves a lump of coal in her stocking.

I'll tag the >>39595346 since this thread might get long

>>39601456

>>39601456
They try their best okay? It's not easy to sound like a native speaker

>>39600936
Ouch. Shit sucks, hope she gets better.

>>39602577
she's past the worst of it, just a lingering cough as tends to be the case with covid

>>39602577
she literally would have streamed with it if not for the company mandated break

>>39602677
That cough can last for a long fucking time. Hopefully it goes away for good sooner rather than later.

I am quite sure this train is the same one the purple dragon girl from the other company used.
Maybe irys asked for the same person because they are friends with mumei.

>>39602824
yeah no kidding, i had it at the beginning of the year and it took close to a month for my cough to finally clear

>>39603006
weird rrat. why would Mumei have anything to do with it?

>>39602704
>she literally would have streamed with it
and i'd be concernfagging between streams

>>39603006
it's just a background you can buy on booth

>>39603458
I'm always concernfagging, her long streams help me not want to die but the throat issues are always at the back of my mind

>>39603458
I get more concerned when she doesn't stream because I have no way of knowing how she's doing.
There's something reassuring about the human voice that text over Twitter can never capture correctly.

>watches the purple dragon
So, the squizo just confirmed being the E***schizo?

>>39603195
You are new.
Purple dragon and mumei are connected. Actually, o lot of those vtubers were friends from each other.

>>39603700
How do you feel right now ?
I mean, she is not streaming during Christmas...

well, at least it's something different

>>39603739
That's not what I meant; perhaps you misunderstood me?
>Why would Mumei have anything to do with IRyS' choice of background?
It's all very bizarre to link the two like that.

>>39596280
Thank you anon, i gotta listen to that Sexy back cover again

>>39603811
I miss her but she sounded very good today. The cough is still there but she was Genki. As long as I can hear from her there's no reason to worry.

timerys bros...

She was sending everyone these songs lately wasn't she...

>>39604359
cheeb shouldn't be exposing herself like that after last stream

>>39603852
I mean like. "Hey I need a new bg for Christmas" mumei goes "I know this dude"

>>39604473
https://booth.pm/en/items/3497980
this is where she got it from retard

Squizo ONCE AGAIN in shambles

>>39604532
but the needlessly convoluted rrat...

>>39603811
Wdym? 2 streams in 24-25 dec isn’t enough???

>>39604604
This is an interesting twist at least. The thought of IRyS consulting Mumei about her stream background is funny.
>What will Mooms recommend next?

>>39604679
>asking a schizo to clarify his goalposts

>>39604712
quite a silly scenario, if I may

What the fuck are you guys talking about

I don’t know about you bros, but I FUCKING WON

>>39605056
They're schizo'ing out about the BG IRyS used for the karaoke.

>>39605056
A schizo thinks Takanashi Mumei of Hololive EN is being paid consultation by IRyS of Japan's Project HOPE.

>>39605218
Yes

>they
>schizo'ing
It's one guy.

>>39605399
Cheebs plz get help

>>39605691
I can see my house!

City of cheebs....

>>39601175
>paypiggys
your schizo posts lose credibility when you use this word, we know it's you

>>39605691

>Achan posted convenience store fried chicken poppers for Christmas on IG
One of you mormoncrats take one for the team and make A-chan your 3rd wife already.

I'm sloshed this early in on Christmas and I'm just about to catch up on everything but wishing you fags a merry christmas

>>39606614
Merry Christmas.

She found "someone" to pre build her keyboard. That sounded strange. Now I get why she was scared for the door bell.

>>39606614
I've drank so much this Christmas that I put IRyS on the whole family TV and my family who doesn't even know what a vtuber is said "who is she? She sings really good". It made me beam with pride. So proud of my oshi!

>>39607955
Your family doesn't care about a horny Nephilim singing Sexy Back on Christmas morning?
They sound pretty based

>>39606614
Merry Christmas!!

merry christmas

>>39608027
Christmas Eve. I'm a burger and everybody was as drunk as I was. I don't think anybody cared.

Kinda strange how irys went radio silent after the stream.
Maybe brain is having fun

>>39609371
She did not like a single art or said anything... in a normal day she would have spammed retweets by now.

IRyS antis are literally the dumbest people on this board

>>39609898
Not as dumb as this

Will Cheeb sing for Christmas or her channel is strictly Dino Crisis 2 only?

>>39605218
Nakadashi Mumei...

>>39609898
it's literally one guy(If we can call him that)

>>39610352
She's a Dino Crisis 2 streamer

>>39610385
Mumei is my wife, keep your hands away from her

>>39609447
Her throat probably give up at this point, for doing too much encore. Aside from admiring how enthusiastic and hardworking she is, she should have known her limits. Ojousama must have sleep like a log at the moment.

timerysbros...

>>39610565
Where's the School Days watchalong?

>>39607955
Lol, I'm happy for you anon.

Megaman,Pokemon speedrun and FAFNER next week

>New model makes her tits look bigger and juicier than before
>The flattie went from being proud of her virtual booba to being salty about them
So she deluded herself into thinking her real ones were like the ones the 1.0 model had and now she's seething? cute

AHHHH I missed the streammmm, where is the archive....

No one?

>>39612009
look at the op

>>39612009
last thread

>>39612526
>>39612554
Oh yes, thanks a lot anons

>>39612578

>>39612674
Merry Christmas!! yay
I love IRyS

>nhk ni youkoso watchalong
god that would be fun

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1606970788904853504
>nhk ni youkoso
that was one of the first pirate anime i bougth god i am old

>>39614189
>>39614192

The normalfag nephilim is triggering me...

I've been avoiding NHK out of fear of it hitting too close to home

>>39614947
Good because it will hit really hard

>>39615058
I'm going to face my fear if we hopefully don't get a watchalong from IRyS

>>39614947
>>39615609
Fiction got nothing on real life problems.

https://twitter.com/pondel2/status/1606991561539325953

>>39616786
Delicious pits

>>39615058
It hit real fucking hard when I first watched it and now there's IRyS (not) in my life…

>>39614947

https://twitter.com/varsien/status/1607005263000895488 UWAAHHH

>she hasn't watched NHK too
once again i'm starting to think i might be somehow more of a weeb and have more anime cred than IRyS and it confuses me because i've watched and read significantly less shit than her.

>>39618383

>>39618383
Despite the fucked up anatomy, SEX

>>39618383
does tofu actually taste good

>>39618688
it has no taste really, you need a good cook to give it whatever taste you want it to have

>>39618688
If it's handmade it's pretty nice, otherwise it's just like a bland blank canvas

>>39618688
tofu doesn't really taste like much at all. it's like non-flavoured jiggly pile of nothing. especially the soft versions.
it's often used as a carrier of flavour in cubes form. I like the hard versions in curries/noodles.

>Shangri-la
Nice

>>39618688
I personally think it looks disgusting but I'd eat it off IRyS' naked body anytime

>>39618688
Taste like flavorless pudding.

You want to put some kind of sauce or condiment on it but it carries umami very well.

>>39618688
it absorbs flavor like a sponge or whatever. it's ok, no complaints from the ones i've had

>>39619171

>>39619193
Nephilim milk flavored tofu

>>39619171
She will never knock on your door...

>>39619251
if thats the flavor picrel is me

>>39619251
She would be very pouty and annoyed at having to milk her boobs all over some tofu
Hot...

when's the next stream

>>39619444
The day after tomorrow

>>39619171
Save me MisakiRyS, and I'll try my best to save you.

>>39619532
Not a great movie but i'd watch it again

>>39619171
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1606970788904853504
Did she watch it with /a/nons?

>>39619583
From what?

>>39619720
From my hurt butt.

>>39619590
south park parody episode watchalong instead

>>39619532
Is that the one with the big robot or is that the other movie?

>>39620178
>Is that the one with the big robot
Huh? It's that disaster movie.

>>39620260
It was "The day the earth stood still" I was thinking of
I think

TimeRyS soon brothers

IRyS should've been HoloX

>>39622575
Deadship, get lost

>>39622784
The one thing I'm glad about her being a solo debut is not having to deal with toxic group dynamics she definitely better deserved to be la+ though

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1607034952666996737 My tech hoarding wife...

It hasn't even been a week, and she already bought 2 more headphones...

>>39623763
Adeptus mechaniRyS....

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1607036017273614338

Audiofags go!

>>39618483
Same, then again I watched so much niche shit that I probably experienced every genre in 2 years.

>Not an audiophile fag
One day i'll be able to flex my skills in something to her

>>39623763
more stuff to stay mint in box!

Kek, she hasn't tweeted the profile pic files of the winners from the sweater/pop quiz contest.

>>39624101
If you watched streams you'd know that's up to them to respond to her post to get them.

>>39624125
I mean they did, but she hasn't replied to them yet

I hate these fags so much its unreal

>>39623786
It makes me happy to see her enjoying herself.

First it was custom mechanical keyboards, not is is headphones, ia she the kind of girl who obsesses over hobbies for a little while before moving to the next one?

>>39624183
they should have some more patience.

someone draw IRyS wearing 2/4 pairs of headphones

>>39624640
isn't that all girls?

>>39624183
The fast ones got theirs, the top paypig, the woman, and Dinobro

>>39624640
I think that's just called ADHD

>>39624711
I hate their guts.

no stream on the 26th jst?

>>39625475
probably a break day?

>>39625475
She usually doesn't stream the day after karaoke.

>>39624640
>She’s just like me fr fr

tofu memes

>>39626884
~Merry Christmas

https://twitter.com/LivesyncMusic/status/1607054194363727873 Members only mic test stream when

Kronies are being depressed homos again, I'm moving back here

>>39624542
just screenshot it like the others did you fucking bitch

>>39627805
go the fuck back kronie

>>39627899
Half this thread is kronies honestly

>>39627899
I'm not a kronie. /inf/ is just my other thread.

Yes I'm the last Pure IRyStocrat left IRyS is mineee

>>39627805
How could they be? She came back yesterday didn't she?

I'm so fucked bros.
I karaoke'd with myself because i was so bored and lonely this christmas night. And I've Had The Time of My Life played. I started fantasizing and dancing while singing.
And then she appeared.
Fucking IRyS herself appeared in my mind's eye in front of me taking Jennifer Warnes' role dueting with me on this song. It's even worse because this song was my favourite song when I first chased a girl far out of my reach. And IRyS for 4 minutes became that girl.
We danced together and she sang the other half of the duet. I heard her voice. It was so beautiful. For a minute I was Patrick fucking Swayze lifting my wifeRyS around the ballroom.
But then the song ended and it was like I was broken out of a fucking trance and all I saw heard was the fucking whirring air-conditioner & me myself and I in a dark unlit room.
What the fuck and why the fuck did my brain do this. Now I can't think of anything else but IRyS' warmth and smile as she danced with me. Or when for that 4 minutes, was the loveliest girl I've ever seen & held.
Fuck.

>>39627915
that's a depressing amount if true

>>39628035
meds

>>39628035
I'm not reading all that but I'm happy for you bro, or sorry that happened to you.

remember that you only get the full passive Luck boost if your only oshi is IRyS

>>39628187
even if my other oshi only streams for like 2 months every year?

>>39628256
yes chumbud refugee, IRyS knows and she will not give you the full blessing

>>39628256
for your good patronage I shall impart 10% of my own blessing to you temporarily for your Oshi's recovery

Merry Christmas guys remember to give your cute horny wifeRyS her present by cumming lots inside her spoiled bratty womb

>>39629134
Gave that present to her already

>>39629134
Been doing that ever since the Karaoke ended.

>>39629134
Its been non stop all night. I'm aching but still going strong

ogey
>>39628040

>>39629519
DID HE FUCKING DO IT???

>>39629519
AIRyS...

>>39629519
I wonder if they can make her moan

>>39629134
No matter how many times we cum she still keeps begging. Good thing she really likes it when I use her hair as handlebars

>>39629134
I only give her my energy when that brat streams or during a long break and I miss her

kronies deserve the rope

if she wants to, but the watchalong first please

Well... we found out who sound engineer was too :(

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUU

>>39630955
who?

>>39628035
I would say meds now, but honestly I wish I had such a vivid imagination

A happy Christmas to:
IRyStocrats
Chumbuds
Saplings
KFP
Robosa
Nekkos
Aqua Crew
Shiokko
And Merakyats.
Everyone else gets the rope for being insufferable retards.

>>39631002
Cheers

>>39628417
>>39628463
it's ayame but I will repent nonetheless

>>39630955
now we have to wait 364 days for a chance for her to sing it...

>>39631002
what about the melniggas? they are part of KIRA

>>39631045
Just convince her to celebrate Christmas in July.

So... she buys both mics just because a sound engineer that lives in japan and speaks both english / jap suggested ? Humm..

>>39631002
you hate kronies...

>>39631262
so the rrat was real...
IRyStocucks...

Sopa de Macaco
Uma Delicia

>>39631289
What rrat

>>39631324
newfag

>samefagging this hard
At least wait a few more minutes to not make it so obvious.

>>39631343
It’s tradition. They think they’re clever but they just pathetic at this point

>>39631343
Cheeb did you forget to take your vitamins? I don't see anything

>>39631340
Shut up you samefagging cunt, "rrat" eat a dick

>>39631343
>>39631370
>>39631408
samefags

>>39631434
Says the samefag

>>39631262
yes it clearly has nothing to do with the fact that someone who works in the industry is far more likely to have experience and knowledge using a wider range of audio equipment than the average audiophile amateur that just parrots the flavor of the month, now THAT would be schizophrenic

>>39631530
says the samefag newfag
kek

>>39631289
I checked the channel to see if it was a famous or big streamer. No. Plays geishing for 50 people.
They clearly know each other. Specially for her to trust the opinion and buy very expensive mics without thinking twice.

>>39631540
Oh yes. He is the world famous sound engineer

All this "samefag" shit, reminds me of the "empty internet theory" are allof you motherfucker even real

>>39631584
Honestly I’m not even sure at this point

>>39631584
Everyone in this thread is just one of my many personalities.

>>39631584
People that say "samefag" are the real schizos. They believe this is their discord and cant accept the fact people think differently from them

>>39631623
Baker I refuse to believe you have personalities that retarded, maybe a little retarded up there but not THAT retarded

>>39631641
shhhhh

>>39631549
Who is this motherfucker show me his channel at once
So that I can get some mics too

>>39631549
>without thinking twice
watch out guys we got a mindreader over here

>actually samefagging himself while incorrectly deducing why he's being called a samefag
Matsurilaugh.webm

>>39631674
Just check her twitter. She bought two mics from a total "random sound engineer kun". 10 bucks he is left handed too.

>>39631584
>hiroshimoots new captcha can be easily autosolved
>AI is getting better at an exponential rate in all possible fields
4chan will be fully AI generated at some point into the future, that's if it isn't already

yeah me

>>39631711
>doesn't have matsurilaugh.mkv
newfaggot

>>39631719
>10 bucks he is left handed too.
bet he can kill bugs too

>>39631800
stop reposting my NFTs

>>39631711
The sound doesn't work anymore on mine but yeah you got the jist of it

can cheebs be AI generated?

>>39631795
I dont remember the bugs one. Care to explain ?

>>39631890
No, but it's there still just gotta go way back

>>39631848
Cheebs IS an ai.
Can silicon cry?
The mathematics of tears...

>>39631848

Night of cheebs

How do I become a sound engineer again guys, I forgot

>>39631002
Did you check that list twice?

>>39632161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3orqR4u8_jI

does having Cheebs as your second oshi affect the Luck boost passive skill?

>>39632464
Cheebs reduces the luck boost to negative modifiers.

>>39632464
increases the charisma modifier

>>39632379
Yup after watching this I know IRyS does not love that dude, bet he doesn't even love himself Not that it makes him different from anyone here but still

>>39632379
Kek, I would trust this man to be a navigator at the spaceship controls.

>>39632769
You would?

>>39632800
Absolutely. Unlike me, he at least somewhat knows what to do when looking at all those buttons and knobs.

>>39632815
This is the offspring of ChibIna

>>39632870
I see, safe journey space anon

>>39632815

>>39632815
https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc

>>39633299
no...

>>39633401
I kinda hate this typa song, is it just me I'm not a big fan of indian music, it just doesn't sound right to me

>>39633401
Pajcheeb...

>>39633401
Do they have special powers when they all gather in one place?

>>39633797
Different element each, some say there's a fifth one but I don't believe it

>>39633965
I hear Pirate cheeb killed that one

>>39634057
damn grapeshot...

I hate the idea of all of you motherfuckers wanting to fuck my wife, i even hate those twitter pathetic fucks who draw themselves with her.

>>39634201
I agree if only I could get rid of all of you, especially the twitter and disco niggas

>>39631662
That's not me, I was sleeping again and then wokeup to make a cheebpost out of habit

>>39634407
kinda based

NerdRyS, Santa being killed, or another Snow halation one?

>>39634456
Nerd

>>39634330
yeah, fuck disco, this is electro-funk territory

>>39634456
NerdRyS

Alright next ones up, i'm gonna go sit outside in my yard and daydrink. Have a good day bros

>>39634456
Are you asking for the next OP?
Today is Boxing Day

>>39634684
She should sing treasure box already.

>>39634945
Please no, my penis will be destroyed.

>>39634649