/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fuck you it isn’t too late. Go and find that retarded girl you dream of. She’s out there anon!

She's very girly though. Maybe not in the same way as someone like Fauna but she's still very feminine. She's just a little strange and on the shy side. She definitely has an alluring nature to her where you want to find out more.

>>39439601
It's over

>>39440090
Yeah I didn't mean to say she's not feminine. I probably should have said that she's not girly in typical ways. And yeah she does. She fucks with my head effortlessly and makes my brain revert to being an unjaded hormonal 15 year old. It's fascinating to me.

Imagine thinking 20's define your life lmao

>>39439550
>Girl next door
Definite this. Everyone has different neighbors

>>39440323
No, it's more like hitting 30s redefines your life. Especially when your preferred type is like how I described. It seems to me like the older people get, less unique their personalities become. And I think it's partly a good thing, otherwise we'd see too many freaks on the streets.

>>39440684
Did you mean "define this"? Girl next door is a trope.

More like the dead air type
HEYO lmao high fives anyone?

>>39439550
give sauce

>>39440797
Today I learned I'm into the girl next door trope even though I don't have one in real life

>>39439550
She has the strongest personality on Council. And I so badly want to sexually bully her.

Who is this?

>>39439550
She's boring

>>39439550
>past 30
>too late
You're in your prime age retard.

>>39441411
Not him, but I'm a 30 year old skill-less NEET. It's definitely over for me.

>>39439550
>Maybe it's the girl next door type?
>maybe

Shes like the girl who feels obligated to hang out with you and has to pretend to enjoy your company because otherwise you'll be embarrassed but you figured that out already and are already embarrassed and that's hot

>>39441331
just like you favorite chuuba anon.

>>39439550

>>39439550
Where's the full image

Shes your basic lolsorandumb white girl

she isn't explicitly GFE but she is really close and intimate with chat which is probably what activates your brain chemicals. recently she has been impossible to not love so i understand very well what you mean

>>39440797
>It seems to me like the older people get, less unique their personalities become.
Bullshit. Its more that they got better at hiding it in an attempt to seem like a normal adult. Combined with the fact they realized nobody actually gives a shit and opening up gets you canceled. Why open up to random strangers? Just say something bland and get that shit over with so you can go on about your day.

Her "I'm not like the other girls" act is cringe. I do like her real orcschizo persona that is genuinely unhinged though.

>>39439550
>Maybe it's the girl next door type
More like, right outside your window type girl. Peering in and admiring your furniture.

I like her hooters

She's boring and self-absorbed. Her singing is not good. She has a boyfriend. Is this thread a joke?

She is my girlfriend.

>>39439550
plain jane with some menhera sprinkled in

>>39439550
I'm slowly (and kinda unintentionally) dropping vtubers over these past months, but Mumei is one of the few that still clicks me. She's very endearing thanks to the reasons already mentioned, and at least to me her streams feel like a safe place. Hoping nothing but the best for her, and for you too, anon.

>>39439550
retards here will get mad at this but the reality is that any type of content that involves a girl being cute and in some way intimate with its viewers should count as GFE, that is how the brain of a single male works.

>>39454905
Just Be Nice theory

>>39454300
>She has a boyfriend
me

>>39439550
Surprisingly big boobs.

>>39454985
what does that mean

>>39453498
Perhaps she took the "there is no dere" really personally.

>>39439550
these kind of images are from AI, leaked model or edits?

>>39441411
Is it possible to turn your life around in late 20´s?
t. Depressed autist with a uni degree but working parttime in a factory because can´t get a decent job

>>39456632
drop electronics and move to the woods

>>39454165
based

>>39456632
Might depend on what the degree is in.

>>39439550
The archetype is that of a child. You are actually a pedophile, as are all men. Your sub-Chad genetics prevented you from experiencing uninhibited, unconditional teenage love(pedophilia), like attractive people do automaticly. You will be forever trapped in this loop of so called 'mental illness' which is actually just sexual and genetic repression, coping trough life with 2D imagery of little girls, which is based.

>>39456632
You can but it's not gonna be easy.

>>39459004
>Your sub-Chad genetics prevented you from experiencing uninhibited, unconditional teenage love(pedophilia), like attractive people do automaticly. You will be forever trapped in this loop of so called 'mental illness' which is actually just sexual and genetic repression
Is that really what it is? Because that actually makes sense. Fits and explains it well

>>39456632
Either be twink-Chad or obscenely rich.
Beyond that, youre stuck with us subhumans on the plantation. Nobody is reality is waiting for generic sub-normie guy. Sorry fren, the gods wanted this for you.

>>39460759
Yez but dont dwell on it too long. The upside is that it sparked this superior 2D artform, superior too filthy 3D, as a worthy cope during our time in the subhuman sewers of normiedom.

>>39456632
possible but incredibly hard requiring a bit of luck on top of that.

Yeah the turd edgy retard. Literal sht vtuber.

>>39440797
no shit its called being a fucking adult you drooling ape, when ur 17 and you and your gf can just fuck all day and text eachother 16 hours a day thats not the real world, also mumei is autistic as fuck literally, shes absolutely terrible at reading the room, and its pretty clear shes was sheltered as fuck, how is this your type?

>>39462381
>mumei is autistic as fuck literally, shes absolutely terrible at reading the room, and its pretty clear shes was sheltered as fuck

>>39439550
Stoned middle schooler pseudo-edgelord type

feminine, shy, strange, bursts of violent passion, cute as a button, extremely soft and fuckable. she has this 'must protecc' vibe, cause she's kind of innocent, yet precocious.

I get what you mean, anon.

>>39439550
Yeah the cuckold experience archetype

>>39462381
>how is this your type?
She's not "my type" but I do enjoy her streams. The thing that's nice about excessively retarded or spergy people is their sincerity. There's no guile, they're just vibing.

I wanted the thread to die but since it got bumped I'll respond to some ppl

>>39441411
For finding someone with a personality similar to hers? Yeah no, it's over and I've come to accept it.

>>39453498
I think this is the most stable and reliable formula for a vtuber. Borderline GFE.

>>39454602
That's exactly my situation. I wasn't here for Coco times but did get attracted to vtubers after. Now it seems like the magic is mostly gone so I feel myself distancing away from it but Mumei keeps living in my head somehow.

>>39459004
>experiencing uninhibited, unconditional teenage love(pedophilia), like attractive people do automaticly
kek

>>39462381
>no shit its called being a fucking adult you drooling ape, when ur 17 and you and your gf can just fuck all day and text eachother 16 hours a day
If you had that growing up, good for you. I didn't. So there's a vacancy in my heart and her personality speaks to it. That's all I'm really saying.

>>39468030
Yeah good point. Maybe it's sincerity that bypasses my defenses and hits the GFE part of my brain. Not sure.

>>39439550
tard wife archetype

She’s the little sister experience.

>>39470818
>he doesn't want to fuck his little sister
ngmi

Shes a tomboy

>>39439550
Mumei is more like a small animal who followed you home

>>39439550
She wants to be a dog.
She can be my pet.

If you're all at wits end and you really want to experience love with a cute autistic girl, consider getting a tulpa.

>>39439550
>I don't even consider her GFE yet it's like her personality somehow bypasses everything and directly hits that part of my brain.
You can do better

>>39485947
I don't want anything else

>>39480167
what the fuck is that

so where are these topless default pose chuuba images coming from?

>>39439550
She's like the cheeky little sister I never asked for.

>>39456632
Figure out what you want
Figure out how to get that
Go do it.

It'll be rough, and it may take a long time but you can make it happen. Luck has nothing to do with it.

>>39439550
>She's not particularly girly
Nigga, I will fight you.

>>39480167
DO NOT PRACTICE THE FORBIDDEN ART OF WEAPONIZED SCIZOPHRENIA

>>39486990
A method to make your very own Mumei!

>>39480167
Anon, the Katawa Shoujo anons tried this a decade ago (almost to the day actually) and they either accrued permanent psychological damage or outright disappeared.

Mumei is my girlfriend

>>39487956
>or outright disappeared.
So it worked, right? They disappeared cause it worked, right??

>>39490729
get the fuck out of /vt/ and start fucking her again. she took a break so you can have unprotected sex for the holidays.

>>39490729
I made this post.

>>39490729
>>39490998
t.me

>>39490729
congrats

>>39490756
That's right! The sooner you get started, the sooner you'll meet her!

>>39439601
>retarded
>easily the highest IQ of all the holo en girls

>>39470818
That's Lisa