/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39049816
Im proud of my cute reaper

>>39049816
in english this time retard

>>39049816
I'm happy for her

>>39049816
i don't really enjoy her content but man i love watching gatekeepers seethe

>>39049816
>nooo… but the /#/s say Mori bad

>>39049816
so....... has she earned the n-word pass by this?

>>39049816
...what?

>>39049816
Fantano gave it a 2/10.
It's Shit.

>top 5 albums, 4 are from literal boomer artists/people who have been around forever and one is fucking Mori
Rap is dead isn't it.

>>39049816
I hate mori too but next time make it less obvious you're a seamonkey

I think that shows the low bar to hip hip is to be successful. Not a lot of new blood there.

>>39050299
>the basedjak of /mu/ man gave it a low! it's le bad >:(((((

>>39050299
That stupid fag can take a long walk off a short pier with a cinderblock chained around his leg.

Amazingly the rest of that is worse than Mori.
somehow lol insane

>>39050299
Who?

>>39049816
Given the state or hip hop today, I'm meant to be impressed?

>>39049816
Rangeban SEA

>>39050299
>Grading from a literally who.
/vt/ have fallen off from grace

>>39051024
>NA primetime
>Complaint about SEA
Rent free.

I didnt see any jealous QTs. Usually she gets a couple for her huge Ws.

>>39050853
where's your mixtape?

I'm just glad it's Ice Cube at number one and not some prolapsed AIDS infested fucking faggot like Lil Nas.

>>39051708
go back to your hut

>>39049816
>I guess people jealousy bring success.
...what? Esl much.
>>39050299
The "2" of #2-for-hip-hop matters more than the "2" of 2/10 from some literally-who

Deadbeat Janny is deleting Mori threads

>>39050299
So it's a 9/10 and one of the best releases of the year?

>>39050299
Wtf I love Mori now?

>>39049816
Still, her model is the only thing redeeming about her

>>39050347
always has been since (((record companies))) turned rappers into a plantation

I dont care for Mori, but I love how this'll make a bunch of rap autists seethe

>>39050299
I wasn't going to listen, but now you've convinced me.

>>39050210
No.

>>39050299
Her opinion counts, his doesn’t.

>>39050299
Given how he's scored Bladee and Yung Lean over the years, I cannot treat anything he says with credibility. This dude made fun of Drain Gang/Sadboys for YEARS and then "suddenly" started liking them when his retarded zoomer audience started liking them.

i have never heard of any of those other people
jungle jive is not music, i refuse to even commit their names to memory

>>39052839
It's weird that it's all zoomers listen to, but there's no one worth listening to. Do zoomers even know who snoop lion dog stewart is anymore? Did snoop fuck martha since she's a gmilf? Lots of questions.

Proud of her desu. Also I can't believe Snoop is still making music wtf.

>>39053114
Holy shit I really hope you're not actually underage and are just some faggot trolling. I don't wanna believe the audience quality has become this fucking dogshit.

>>39050299
Okay. I'll listen to her for the first time now

This just in; brand new things usually hit higher on charts than older things.

Mori's is brand new out today, Her Loss was out 6 weeks ago.

The people who really want things buy them within the first week. Report back next week, we'll see where her album is.

>>39050299
So it must be good then. I'm not too big of a Mori fan, but I'm actually going to check it out.

>>39050299
I barely know anyone outside of Hololive how far from vtubers is this gaylord

>>39051708
White hands didn’t type the OP

>>39049816
Deadbeats fucking explain yourselves

>>39049816
WTF /vt/sisters, you told me Mori's music was bombing and even Kiara mogged her songs?

>>39055942
I love my mori

>>39050299
>everybody believed this without question
sasuga

>>39056177
Nobody watches the guy.

>>39050299
I hate Mori but I hate the melon headed cuck more so guess imma buy the album

>>39056023
Actual question, is any of that shit getting views on YouTube? Susan will usually try to push me stuff on the home page, but I didn't even know the album was out.

>>39057193
The album is only out on youtube music so those weird video's with the auto generated descriptions . So they might not be very visible there

>>39053218
Zoomers who aren't K-pop stans don't buy albums anymore, only individual songs.

>>39052097
Go back getting shot on the street of Detroit.

>snoop is still making music
That's the real story here. Plus I like to think somewhere out there he's looking at this app and wondering what a fucking "mori calliope" is.

>>39049816
This isn't your shitting street, raj.

That’s cool but rap still isn’t music.

>>39056023
What you should be wondering is why her new music is bombing on every place that has public numbers (which you can't contradict) yet she's on the leaderboard.
Maybe albums on the current leaderboard aren't selling that many copies?

>>39061727
who the fuck buys music anymore

>>39062031
Adults that can support their oshi. You'll understand when you actually have more than your parents pocket change.

>>39049816
>>39050347
It is but normies eat up Drake albums like it's goyslop so beating his album is at least impressive from Mori, but now Drake faggots will seethe at her no doubt.

Mori with like her 4th album in 2 years. Real artists don't release that much music so fast. Oh I forgot, Mori doesn't write the actual music or melodies, just the lyrics. There are still deadbraps who think mori composes the actual music, lol.

>>39049816
LETS FUCKING GO!!!

>>39062115
bro i just stream that shit, its literally free on the internet
i can buy physical merch to support people, are you still buying itunes singles for 99 cents a piece or something? lmao
dont drop your ipod nano on the way out

>>39049816
WOOHOO!!
GO DAD!!

>>39061727
>why her new music is bombing on every place that has public numbers
because it's free to stream on the platform everyone uses?

>>39050347
Has been ever since they locked up Thugger

>>39055656
It's not nothing though. It's a pretty big achievement

>>39062115
Lol Mori isn't seeing a dime from record sales either way. For music artists all of the money is in merch

>>39062191
Laughs in Lil Wayne's prime.

>>39062115
>her new music on youtube has less views than Kiara's but it's selling like hotcakes even though those numbers aren't public
>trust me

>>39050299
You know he doesn't matter outside of /mu/?

>>39053114
It's not really a secret that Fantano lost all his credibility on the internet after that Fader hitpiece, but there's no way you would disagree with Mori's 2/10, right? I pretty much only tune in on his channel now to see what new interesting albums have come out recently.
>>39054385
You mean his audience? Blame it on him. Pic related.

>>39049816
>yankees
yeah... that explain everything.

>>39049920
Why must i learn, when i can make you seeth.

>>39050299
Nice, i will buy mori song now.

>>39050299
>getting catalognigs to listen to Mori through sheer contrarianism even though you made it up
sugoi

>>39049816
good shit Mori

>>39050299
I already sent out a top tier assassin to slap a slice of cheese on his bald head.
That'll teach him.

>>39050299
>Fantano

That retard has such a shit narrow taste in music its insane

>>39055656
If you spent every waking hour of your life on achieving the same placement would you be able to do it?

Not #1?

>>39049816
Who the fuck buys music off the iTunes Store anymore? Sreaming's where it's at.

>>39049816
>Snoop Dogg and Juice WRLD are still on the list
At least not all hope is lost

>>39049816
Calliope Mori sold her SOUL to the devil for fame in the music industry, I guess she was black enough after all.

>>39049816
she's not

>>39050299
>Fantano
LMK when Melontano reviews it.

>>39049816
the funniest part is that she thinks it's because she's a good rapper/musician rather than it being because hololive fans will boost anything you do regardless. i don't get how you can feel proud or accomplished in her shoes.

>>39050299
i don't listen to her music but Fantano is the Michael Pachter of music

>>39070727
>Michael Pachter
Jesus haven't heard that name in like a decade or more

Americans once again showing why the rest of the world think they're idiots and retards.

>>39049816
all me btw

>>39070663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEHbF1PsLI4
It's good though

>>39050299
I never thought I'd listen to Mori but here we are

>>39070727
Kek, nice roast.

>>39070663
>rather than it being because hololive fans will boost anything you do regardless
why do different Holos have different results when releasing music then

>somehow

>>39049816
That's envy not jealousy

>>39075605
because their fanbases differ in terms of dedication? her music career was dead in the water before joining hololive, then her first single hit #1 on itunes. are you saying that has nothing to do with hololive's fans then? lol

>>39049816
I don't like Mori in the slightest. I won't say I hate her because frankly she's not worth that sort of effort. That said, I am happy for her success. She should stay in her lane as the Holo V-singer, rapper or whatever the fuck she wants to call herself. Pretending to be a Streamer isn't working.

21 can u do something for meeeeee

>>39068411
snoop dogg is SHIT lmao
if I'm not seeing eminem the GOAT or ye the fuhrer on a chart then it ain't worth shit frfr my nigga

>>39050299
based

>>39049898
that's some bad same face syndrome

>>39076566
Incorrect. The simpsons is not a good source to use for determining proper denotative word usage.

>>39063074
Young thug is unironically gay. How do so many people ignore that?

>>39049816
>Deadbeat = SEA
Pottery.

>>39077074
>Why a god chosen beautiful white woman decides to engage in degenerate niggerdry lord white jesus please save this woman from becoming a wanna be uppity nigger my white jesus.

>>39077033
Unironically it seems like she would be happier that way

>>39049816
Modern western music is all fucking shit. It's actually much worse than Mori's weebshit music. The west is actually culturally utterly collapsing.

>>39049816
>people jealousy bring success

What's with esl retards and Mori? What is it about Mori that draws in the most ESL dipshits from hispanic countries than other EN's?

>>39049816
I don't like her content but I don't hate her either and I am glad she is succeeding. I hope her haters kill themselves.

>>39081755
They cant tell the difference between "THICC" and actually obese.

I can’t stand her or her music. However, because of who this will upset, it brings a smile to my face.

>>39050299
>Fantano
>2022
That dude somehow has worse taste than the brapper.

>>39050299
>everyone falling for bait
No record of Fantano ever reviewing this.
https://www.theneedledrop.com/search?q=mori%20calliope
This board will really believe anything.

>>39082072
Who'd ever review it if they weren't paid by UMG?

>>39050853
what the fuck do you know about the current state of hip hop today, fattie?

>>39082304
Same as always, it's full of talentless niggers.

>>39051787
Nah, just the usual retards seething because she's not black, male or hood enough.

>>39082598
She should commit suicide regardless of any of those.

>>39067890
Don't use Lisa to defend the raper I just spent all morning being an anti using Lisa pics in a thread that got deleted

>>39050299
When that bald headed wigger gave MBDTF a 6 i became a anti and never took his reviews seriously

https://youtu.be/1O0Txmnj5sY

>>39083799
>another literal who Fantano wannabe

>>39083799
literally who

>>39084089
>>39084099
Concession

>>39049816
Kek I can feel tons of people seething and it's glorious.
Also good for her.

>>39049816
Good for her, but it doesn’t make her a more interesting streamer.

>>39050299
I couldn't find a single thing on his channels even referencing it, but I'm not exactly going to listen to a man that gave MBDTF a 6/10

>>39049816
>bunch of simps buy her album
>album hits 2nd place on charts
Yeah, the album is just booming with quality tracks, music to rival the greats of the genre.

>>39084243
I don't give a shit about melon head at all, why should I care about one of his numerous clones?

>>39084288
>Hey this musics kinda bad
>HAHA YOURE SEETHE SEETHE SEETHE SEETHE

>>39084667
Music taste is very subjective, but its clear you just have trash taste if you aren't a seething anti

>>39084398
Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

>>39050299
Has he ever liked anything by Mori?

>>39084998
>>39050299
Fantano never reviewed any vtuber album.

>>39084910
buddy i think the beatles suck ass but pretending they're not one of the most influential bands of all time is fucking retarded

>>39083799
I shouldn't give air to a fantano wannabe but I don't know how you listen to songs like Nezumi Scheme, Cringecore, Internet Brain Rot and Wanted/Wasted, and then come to the conclusion that she's only carried by instrumentals. Calli's rapping has always been the most divisive aspect of her music but she actually has decent pop performing sensibility and it feels more on display in this record than her past ones, and it's almost entirely because she actually complements these tracks well for once.

>>39050299
>Fagtano

>>39084910
>>39085389
actual degenerate tastes

>>39083799
as much as i dislike mori, i cant take someone seriously if he makes weird faces to the instrumental and amalee's voice, to then justify his hate of a pop album on calli's shitty rap