/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>39015426
i see she's too busy having lesbian sex with jp members so she can't stream
i forgive her

my wife speaks like a child

>ohohoho domo domo desu i am quirky little bitch so cute cute i will not stream and u will like it ehe xD

>>39015426
I can't believe Gura hired interns to write tweets for her account while she's busy getting filled with her bf's figgy pudding

>>39015426
What the fuck is this bitch doing...

>>39015426
they could at least hired a community manager that knows the way gura speaks

>>39016043
your wife is a lesbian who buys anime girl figures

>>39016268
holobased

>>39016249
Yeah fr fr they didn't even add a single hoocha

>>39015426
Wow wow. It's the real Gawr Gura telling me to consume product.

>>39016369
To be fair the real Gura does sperg out about hololive anime figurines in her real streams.

>>39015426
>every holo member
>only collects the girls
That's my girl

When the first letter isn't in caps, then it's the real Gura

>>39016369
She actually shows her figures in member streams

>>39015426
>one day I will collect every holo member

>>39015426
lol that post positively glows of "account access manager wrote this" in its "how do you do, fellow kids?" tone that is so unlike Gura's normal posts.
Also yeah nice to slide that subtle inducement of "btw be sure to consoom more Holomerch teehee ;-)" in there, real subtle there, corpo mandate...

>>39016369
>using a dead celebrity account to shill merch
sugoi

>>39015426
She didnt write this

>>39016908
Yeah I can't believe manager went so far as to impersonate Gura on a member stream to show off the merch while pretending to be some sort of "fan girl", I guess to come across as relatable to the youth? Fucking disgusting.

>>39015426
mane-san. . .

>>39015426
This sounds like something one of those teamates that larp as Gura in /ggg/ would write

>>39015426
>soulless shill tweet
business as usual

>>39015426
Isn't this tweet super old?

>>39015426
>oh shit the shark tweeted
>better make a thread about this!
I know why you do it (guaranteed replies), but it's getting tiring.

>>39016983
Careful. You'll run out of cope.

>>39017545
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1603415549962338308
>1 hour old
I know chumpedos have fucked up age standards but come on

>>39017632
Hag tweet

>>39017632
Oh okay, because i feel like i read this same tweet months back.

>>39017745
Probably just because its the same situation every few months

>>39015426
Gross

>>39016043
Yeah, no shit. She’s pandering to chumpedos.

>>39015426
Tweet by manager. Yeah...

>>39017801
Seems like it. She always talk about figurines

>>39016525
Not a single cap in the tweet, anon

way to out yourself as a threadreader/nijinigger the thread

Is this the first time Gura asks something on Twitter?

>>39018739
no, where the fuck do you faggots come from?

Manager san trying to to boost their figure sales.

>>39015426
>Not even a cumbud mention kek
Cumbuds in shamble

It's obviously her but the topic is really forced. She felt the need to talk about Hololive since she has been detached from it and since she was detached from it she didn't have anything of value to say about any recent content.
So she looked around and saw the figures.

>>39018907
Gotta milk the cow before she graduates

>>39018999
This is a much more plausible rrat than that someone wrote the tweet for her. Yes, management is so retarded nothing should be taken as given. But still, even Cover management knows not to risk it. The idea that the redditors finally talking about her absence put pressure on her to tweet more, and she came up with this out of desperation, is much more plausible.
It kind of also reinforces the “Gura is burned out and doesn’t care about her fans” rrat…

I've been playing yakuza 7 and the retarded grind is enough to keep me away from watching vtubber i only watch if mumei fauna and baelz are on.

>>39018999
What's sad is that it's once again another Gura tweet without any substance. No mention of when the next stream could be, just a quick wall of nothing which comes across like a panic tweet. And surprise surprise it once again follows a week long absence and when fans are starting to get impatient in her comment section. "Uhhh what can I write, I must write something. Oh yeah the stuff in my room, I can ask them to reply with the merchandise they have or something" (none of which she will actually read).

>>39019359
> No mention of when the next stream could be, just a quick wall of nothing which comes across like a panic tweet
She could fix this by mentioning when the next stream is, streaming then, and doing this at least once a week before gradually stepping it up to twice a week, then three times, before regularly releasing a schedule.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>39018999
There's no way she'd put out a tweet like this and not even acknowledge in any way that it's been this long since we last saw her
Maybe if there was a "still sick, but..." start to the tweet I'd buy it

>>39016249
She speaks like that though. Like a retard.

>>39015426
>no pictures
Post them or this is a commercial

>gura exists
>antis have a meltdown
why does this keep happening
how can a cute little lazy shark girl make people seethe so much

>>39020952
>how can a cute little lazy shark girl make people seethe so much
When she isn't streaming she basically doesn't exist.

>>39015426
I got that she is in her house, not even in japan like chumbs wanted to believe

>>39015426
>A catalog slot died for this

>It can’t possibly be her! She talking about Hololive and it’s forced
Nigs pls, she mentions her figure collection almost every members stream because she runs out of topics to talk about easily.

This thread is a good example of exactly why Gura doesn't like tweeting.

>>39015426
Honestly, the fact that she is on twitter but still not updating her fans on where she is is worst then her not tweeting at all, before you could make the argument that something happened that prevented her from tweeting… now it’s clear that she just doesn’t care

>>39020488
This. If this is how she's going to be treating her fans, I have other chuubas to watch instead. Gura's slipping into Ayame's old tier of stream frequency at this rate, but without any of the justification.
>>39020952
>start strong
>get popular
>get lazy
>stop uploading regularly
>people who were there from the beginning get annoyed that you stopped doing the thing they showed up for in the first place
>decide they don't like you that much anymore if you're not gonna be putting in the level of effort that earned their attention in the first place

>>39016247
I can tell you what she's not doing

Also one Main Reason she isn’t shilling when she talks about them the sole fact that she never talked about EN member figures. It’s always her self inserting her Figure with Miko and HoloJPs.

>>39021235
>get a chance to stream regularly again (October this year)
>stream nearly every day, proving that there's usually outside factors getting in the way
>antis keep ignoring this on purpose
My trust in her will never wane.

>>39021497
>proving that there's usually outside factors getting in the way
Proofs when?
How about
>debut
>get popular
>after years of doint it get bored and unmotivated
>try one last push during october
>realize you can't manufacture interest out of nowhere, proved by the lack of streams on November and December

>>39021634
>shut up it doesn't count
I rest my case.

>>39021497
>guys she totally streams
>remember like two months ago when she streamed a whole 14 times in a month?
>guys she's just taking a break without calling it a break
>it's all managements fault you guys

>>39021665
so she has streamed 3 times in the last 30 days because...

>>39016155
KeK

>>39021497
>stream nearly every day, proving that there's usually outside factors getting in the way
It proves the opposite

>>39015426
Mane-san tweet.

>>39018999
Imagine believing this whore actually bought hololive figures

>>39015426
sound like something management had her copy/paste to twitter as advertisement. or they just posted with her account

>>39017620
She communicates so infrequently it is kind of worth making a thread for it

>>39016155
This post sounds like a jealous ham beast seething

The proof is whether she actually streams after that "figures are great, make sure to collect them all" tweet

>>39016908
The only thing missing is an affiliate link.

>>39016247
Gura gets another week off from streaming if she lets her manager make shill tweets for her.

>>39022340
dyrb?

>>39015426
Ah yes. Because surely Gura would wake up at 10am in the morning and immediately begin writing a soulless tweet reminding people that there's expensive hololive figurines to be bought.

Otsukaresama. This is her workload for today (no delivery).

I figure you could ask chat GPT and get a more realistic Gura post.

>>39015426
This tweet looks rather strange.

>>39015426
>everyone look at how happy I am ignoring my fans and not streaming!
Gura...

>>39026420
>genuine question containing honest criticism
>ESL yesmen flock to the scene
It's just like here

>>39016043
Needs more filter, I can still see her face.

>>39015426
That looks like a thinly veiled shill tweet

>THEY MADE GURA TWEET AGAIN
Time to kneel /vt/

Huge coincidence everytime leddit makes a fuss voila they start making their presence felt by tweeting. Every single time.

>>39026800
I read it and reacted like the kid in A Christmas Story when he uses the decoder ring "a fucking ad!?"

>>39016249
Doesn't matter since her fans are more retarded than she is, so they won't know the difference.

>>39015426
>grooooming fubuki senpai, mio senpai and pekora senpai
my fucking eyes

>>39026800
>thinly veiled
Glad to see the Christmas spirit is making you so generous kek

>>39018834
When was the other time then, retard? She hardly posts anyway, so this should be easy.

>>39026857
Funny how she said "returning" when she didn't really return at all. Well, there was a half baked effort of an attempt. I'll give her that.

>>39022340
Here after a few hours, no she’s not streaming today lmao.

>>39015426
Holy fucked that the most sanitized pre meditated tweet I have ever seen
What are the chances management wrote that for her cause she cant even be bothered to do that?

>>39015426
Mane-chan, next time try to make your tweet sound a little less esl.

>>39015426
they should stop adding word after pls and that emoji, the sentence after that looks like ad written by marketing team