/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hope he graduates so he can focus on regaining his mental health.

2 koma loss

>>39007173
I feel like that’s the best thing for his health, I’d hate to see him get depressed :(

>>39007134
wow, what a novel and quirky personality trait, I will now watch your homo

>>39007173
Same, it's the best for him, and maybe for the rest of Tempus too.

I showed him my insides, I hope he responds!

>>39007173
I agree, sister. This streaming thing is getting too overwhelming for him and as a great fan since day one i would really prefer for him to take care of his mental health for months or maybe years off and live happily.
Better to do a preventive graduation stream just in case.

>>39007134
I'm guessing he saw some very horrible cable management

>>39007134
HASTAGS
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
USE A FUCKING HASHTAG
NOW IT'S YOUR MANAGER THAT WILL CALL YOU A MOTHERFUCKING STUPID NIGGER VESPER

FFS /vt/ is your cable management really that terrible?

>>39008486
cable management is a meme, who cares about it

>>39007134
Vesper is the luckiest man in hololive dude can't sing can't play games other than autist shit like ftl and factorio or other obscure indies like zomboid and just get paid to talk. I mean all he does is fucking zatsudans. If this was one of the girls they'd be called lazy twitch thots.

>>39007134
who?

>>39008542
Post it

>>39007134
He is going to legit kill someone in the future and what's scary is he actually has the skillset to do and getaway with it.

>>39008546
Except this man has very interesting life experiences to share. Comparing him to some twitch thots with the depth of a puddle is beyond shameless.

>>39008714
He already did anon
The first thing he did after getting accepted was breaking sana's back as a display of strength
He got suspended for doing it again to magni

>>39008767
Yes he might have some life experiences to share but it doesn't change the fact the content is the same. Which place him right on the lazy category.

>>39008546
>can't play games other than autist shit
>NOOOOOO YOU MUST ONLY PLAY FOTM I'M TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ELSE
>If this was one of the girls they'd be called lazy
He actually streams

>>39008831
He entertains people with his charisma anon. E-Thot can show boobs and shit to keep us male watching (yeah, some of us male are that simple). But in Vesper case the only thing he has was his mid model, his voice and his charisma, we have no idea how hard is it until we do it ourselve.

>>39009063
>the only thing he has was his mid model, his voice and his charisma
so he only has his voice and his charisma then kek

>>39009150
Well, it's better than being some troglodyte shitposter here that's for sure. Mother fucker became a vtuber for one of the biggest agencies in the business.

>>39008978
Is not about fotm games at all idiot. Is about doing something else other than doing the exact same shit every fucking time.

>>39009376
What's wrong with that? Think of it this way. You don't want to exhaust every option to the point that you have to be juggling flame-induced chainsaws to impress your fans. Like at Pekora for example. She's jumping out of airplanes and bungie jumping off of bridges to keep chasing the fans expectations and highs. While people like Joe Rogan can shit talk with the same guest for the 90th time and no one cares.

>>39007134
>Vesper-san you can't just impale all your fans on spikes like that

post the old ass /g/ pic with the dead rat inside

>>39007173
>>39007515
>>39007716
made me kek, only time falseflagging was based

>>39008486
Outside my tower they're mostly fine. Inside is another story.

>>39011435
>suboptimal internal airflow
NGMI

>>39009150
Charisma is like 1/2 of vtubing. What else are you expecting him to have that's actually relevant to the business?

Optimal ventilation

Any other homochuubas like vesper? He's the only one I've watched so far that doesn't feel designed to pander to shitty women.

>>39011958
He is designed to fujo bait. Why you think he was hired for? He was hired to be the zatsudan guy because of his voice alone.

>>39008546
I mean, at least he streams.

>>39013527
What are you implying here? I don't give a damned if the talents stream or not. I don't build parasocial feelings I use ad blocker and I'm a poorfag who will never give a goddamned cent to a woman behind an anime avatar who will never give me the time of the day to even say hello to me.

>>39014000
>Seethe image
>Seething

he saw the girls at the pro wrestling match

>>39007134
Time to break in his ass too

>>39009376
>anon learns the meaning of niche

>>39008831
>>39017298

>>39008831
marine and vesper are both very interesting people with crazy unique life experiences which is why even though both of them do like 90 percent zatsu i watch every stream still because they are so engaging

>>39007134
Yes, with my dick.

>>39008546
>can't sing
He said that watching the Holostars live gave him a reality check and he's now doing his singing reps.

>>39009063
We need to ban ESLs

>>39007134
I raped and stabbed him

>holopro fans would rather have a girl that streams a couple of hours a month rather than a guy that streams almost every day
You guys only have yourselves to blame for the recline.

>>39008714
The fact that he remains undiscovered means he already did it anon.

>>39019832
There's not such thing holopro fans. I'm fan of hololive, not a fan of bastard project trying to turn it into nijisanji.

>>39018743
With your dick

>>39019832
>holopro fans
No such thing, you like one and hate the other

How to sanity check yourself

>>39008486
Yes. my cables are a complete and utter mess.
I have them labelled, but they are still a horrible fucking mess.
Maybe I should move my desk out a bit and get some cable ties or hooks.
Actually maybe get some wood and just nail it to the back and etch out notches for cables, plenty of random bits of wood around the house somewhere I think.

>>39019832
I watch and like vesper but I do not want the mixed gender collabs

>>39008812
>I was wondering what would break first, your back or your career

>>39008831
Lazy is playing minecraft on stream for the 60th time

>>39019832
In my case, I stopped watching Vesper as soon as Holopro collabs became a thing

>>39029764
he's the least has collabed with g*rls dear false flagger

>>39008714
If he can hide a huge tub of rice in the forest than he has already hid a body in the forest anon

I sawed apart the interior shelves my metal computer case with a hacksaw to fit my 3060 inside

>>39008812
He woke up from a drunken binge with a stab wound and 0 memory of how he got it. He probably got hit by Gae Bolg on a rooftop. He's been in spear fights before and probably slain many men, all without remembering it later.

>>39008812
Yagoo himself sent him a coded message when he returned. They had to send him away for a bit till the heat died down but now Holopro are all well aware that Daddy Yagoo can sed his hitman at any time to snap them in fucking half if they step out of line. I wonder what Mag did to deserve it. And he did deserve it. He didn't blame Vesper and Vesper made it as quick and angst-free as such a thing could ever be. Magni knew what he did wrong, knew what had to happen, and probably had left a window open for Vesper to get in. "I'm glad they sent you, Vesper. Better than some faceless killer. Don't weep. Have a cup of this fresh tea with me and then do what you have to do for Yagoo. For Holopro. I'll heal."

>>39008546
>If this was one of the girls
Are you kidding? I love zatsudans, listening to Lamy's latest talk is the highlight of my week. The fact that Vesper does lots of talk streams (and is good at them) is the reason why I occasionally watch him and never anyone else in EN.

>>39008831
There's nothing lazy about talk streams. They take more preparation than booting up a game and reacting to it.

>>39031656
I think people react negatively to them because they tend to devolve over time until its the most mundane shit you can think of.