/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

RT

Imagine being her husband and feeling her affectionate hugs. Imagine hearing her singing and humming every day while she prepares meals for you. Imagine princess carrying her to bed when she falls asleep in front of tv and giving her a goodnight forehead kiss. Imagine waking up to her caresses on your face and seeing her smile first thing in the morning. Imagine feeling the heat of her lips when you kiss her. Imagine feeling her heartbeat when you hug her tightly. Imagine wiping the tears from her baby face when she's depressed and you feel needed by her. Imagine talking about future projects together. Imagine becoming parents of the children born from the love you shared.

What happened to MWF?

>>38849744
borgor hort

M

>>38849744
She never said it was going to be an official schedule.
It was meant for that week only.
Watch streams.

>>38849744
Are you looking for a discussion with people who have just as much knowledge as you? Are you asking Gura directly? Are you just shitposting? Why are you here, anon?

>>38849693

>>38849786
M

>>38849818
You and I both know he's shitposting

>>38849744
You should watch streams.

I love my wife so much!!

Does anyone else find it weird that she was so excited for Christmas back in October, and now that Christmas is 2 weeks away we got nothing still?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>38849744
Why are you grey?

>>38849717
RT
>>38849786
M

>>38848067
I'm a Day 1 chumbud and I think you probably nailed it on the head. I've been watching my other Owlshi and the difference between her and 2022 Gura has been staggering.

One has been very communicative with fans, tries her best to stream and release as much as she can, even though she has university while the other one has been very secretive, barely communicates with fans, and feeling more distant than before.

Gura will always be my number one but nowadays, its really difficult. I don't want her to leaver her like this.

2 threads? Come on fags.

>>38839866
>Why? Are you like this with any other streamer? If her contract is negotiated to stream like this and she takes it, so be it.
What about us, anon? I don't give a shit what her contract says. If she cares about us like she says she does then why is she doing this?

You already used up your whole arsenal today.
Come back tomorrow, threadshitters.

>They're trying again

>>38849956
You're responding to a copypasta retard.

>>38850037
go back

>>38849888
She was excited for October but still took half of it off.

>>38849786
M

>>38850098
That's patently false, you can see in the graph that she was doing pretty well.

GURA CUTE
GURA CUTE

>>38849744
Literally just gone

40 minutes remain, I will wait. Misery loves company and hates boltguns, jesus christ this shop is killing me.

>>38849744
Stop believing her lies.

FEEL BETTER GURA

>>3884988
make and akasupa on her next stream then

>>38850245
me inside the soup getting ready to be in Gura's tummy

>>38850155
that says october would have been one of the lightest months of 2021. three back-to-back-to-back octobers and we can say she's risen to the level of part-time.

>>38850158
THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST

I thought she loved us. Why is she doing this?

>>38849888
She was excited for HER christams, not to spend it with you. She was never happy to stream on other holidays, figures christ fucking mas. It'll be like thanksgiving week, no communication and no streams other than shitty soulless Myth premiere. She won't wish you merry christmas this year and you are gonna kneel anyway because you're a cumkek.

>>38850155
Yeah and even one of her best months this year is on the low side compared to last year.

>>38850245
>He still think Gura is sick
Something else 100% happened but we need to wait to know it it was kneel worthy or if Gura just wanted to bake weird foods in the last few days

>>38850332
eigo jouzu!

>>38850332
take your meds sliferd6793

She clearly hates streaming and hates her fans. Why doesn't she just quit or take a long break like Ina but actually announce it.

>>38850333
>best months
She streamed more in January than any other month this year yet chumbuds will still use that as an excuse that she's dropped off.

>Gura returns
>"Hahaha I was actually just waiting for Choo Choo Charles permissions"

>>38850245
lol, this is the type of person gura relies on believing her lies

Gura skipped thanks giving and looks like she will skip Christmas too.
Will she skip Valentine's day stream too? most likely yes and you already know who she is spending this holiday with.
No, it's not you. Cope harder cumkek, that's your strongest skill.

>>38850531
What else are the voices in your head telling you?

>still trying
>will never, ever succeed.

>>38850404
probably would be COVID again. Thats the best I can think and you vvery well she wouldn't say it even to her managers. She also said that she was feeling sick last Sunday and Monday. So COVID check for 10 days will be Wednesday i think?

>tranny raid
>thinking we won't recognize them for the tranny antis that they are.

>>38850586
sliferd6793 meds pls

shork

huhaha

>>38850586
But atleast ame didnt do it right anon? Still two BC though

>>38850649
Guess we are due for the part of the no shark cycle where you post about trannies for twelve hours straight.

>>38850155
It's not false, she literally only streamed on half the days of October.

To think I'll be rubbing this belly soon enough.

I miss discordanon's leaks. Cumkeks need to know their place.
You can never compete with a childhood friend like HIM.
No, you're not him you retarded copebrain.

>>38850720
Ame is 11 days away already. teacucks are desperate

>>38850808
yeah, me

What broke his mind?

>>38850649
We get an extra stream every time a tranny offs itself.

kek he's going trough all his ips

>>38850840
Like pottery.

>>38850808
sliferd6793 meds pls and kys

wednesday for sure...

>>38850728
too busy watching my oshi's vods and masturbating to give much of a shit. Hopefully some trannies around the world die today though. Most likely by their own hand. I hold my gooming dick in my hand while they hold a pistol in their mouth.

>>38850857
He keeps adding "no, not you" to all his posts so I think the yeah, me posts got to him

>>38850884
Rent free.

>>38850882
yeah, my pottery

>>38850857
Yeah Me.

>>38850916
It's fun seeing schizos amend their shitposts in real time to get back at anons laughing at them.

>>38850888
Collab with no pov

>>38851033
Gura's voice can sustain me for days.

>>38850916
Cumkek butthurt he can't barf his retarded cope memes like usual? since yoy're gonna read this because you love (You)s as much as I do, Gura is not virgin. She got deflowered by jay and was with him until 2018. She got with barbs that year and got creampied for good again until they broke up less than a year ago. Now she's with one of the guys she met thanks to Mori's sister party. Nah, not you.

Have a nice day.

>>38851126
yeah, me

>>38850025
There's way more ammo to shitpost with, but they're all NPCs who can't be creative.

>>38851126
yeah, me

>>38851126
literally me.

>>38851126
So this is your official rrat? No changing this later then like you always do.

>>38851126
Literally all me. I am a skinwalker and she must never know the truth.

Gura literally cannot live without taking Eurocock inside her cunny at least once a week. No, not yours copebud.

Read the room. If she cared about us she'd stream or at least tell us why she's not streaming.
She's spending all her time with people she doesn't want us knowing about. Not you.

>>38851276
yeah, me
>>38851286
also me

>>38851276
Yes, mine.

>>38851286
This anon gets it.

>>38851276
>>38851286

Real talk she keeps saying thank you for being patient, but now I just want her to say sorry.

>>38851196
And they don't have it. Therefore they're out of ammo.

>>38851286
Yeah. I'm thinking based.

>>38851126
>first sentence is a nearly incomprehensible sequence of memes and buzzwords that would not be cogent to anyone outside this shithole
you have brain damage

>>38851286
Me. Like actually seriously me. I'm serious.

>>38851299
>>38851333
these are my posts by the way

>>38851299
>>38851315
>>38851333
>>38851383

This is some next level samefagging.

>>38851369
Yeah tell him where's our reddit memes?

>>38851286
Can't argue with this.

>tranny raid
>still trying
>failing embarrassingly
>parents bury them under their deadnames.

if you actually wanted to make me jealous, you would tell me there's someone out there she's telling what days she's streaming

>>38851418
Meds.

I just don't get why she can't say "Hey, no streams for bit, I'll be back on this day." Why can't she just tell her audience why she hasn't been streaming as much the past 8 months. The reasons change for every break. Just come out and say it Gura, you hate streaming, hate your fans, have a significant other you are spending time with. Its not difficult

>>38851492
there is
its me :)

>>38851493
Yeah, you should take your meds, yes. Replying to your comments isn't something healthy people do.

>no not you
Kek literally brain damaged, atleast this one is entertaining

Alright doctors, what kind of medication do people like this guy actually need?

>>38851500
That SO? yeah, me

>>38851500
malice is unironically the most charitable explanation.

Fans really are like their Oshi. For Gura and Chumbuds, they keep ignoring the things they probably shouldn't ignore.

>>38851500
oh nyo anti! where is meido? MEIDO TASUKETE!

>>38851126
Hey tard. She was still playing games with J in 2019. Try again

>>38851543
cyanide

>>38851543
a one ounce slug

>>38851543
.50 caliber aspirin

>>38851126
The Swede was a founder on her Twitch page. They weren't "done" then.

>>38851543
A visit to some mexican drug cartel hideout.

>>38851549
yeah, me(i am gura i think?)

>>38851543
2 meters of rope, directly in the neck

>>38851562
She was already streaming with B in late 2018.
The vods are on youtube. Unless she was 2 timing...

Lmaooooo
Thanks for diverting it to something else

Anyway, while this clueless retard samefags himself, what kind of new song are you expecting from Holofes4?

lol keep trying trannies, maybe one day I'll reply to you faggots

>>38851697
idk, but one of those slower songs from the 80s would be nice

>>38851697
just nothing

>>38851671
let me help you out schizobud. normal people have something we call "friends". its possible to have more than one friend at a time. i know this is big news for you but having a friend or even multiple friends is very common

>>38851679
>>38851697
>>38851701
You are mentally ill for not leaving this thread until Gura comes back.

>>38851773
Where are her other Twitch founders?

>numberfag get fucked
>clipperfag get fucked
>teacuck also gettin fucked

Ah no wonder this place is a shitshow

>>38851697
I don't want new songs. I want every performance to be covers of REO Speedwagon songs

>>38851609
and he's still mod on her twitch channel but she broke up some time during Q2-Q3 2022 because B's chat mod said she's his ex. That mod could be just an alt of his samefagging to spread lies but remains the fact that the relationship is definitely confirmed. The Myth of the virgin shark idol can finally rest in peace

Is it strawman hours already?

>>38851775
Why would i leave? I love watching monkey like him dancing for me
If this kind of thing is harsh for you, leave 4chins

>>38851697
Electro Swing would be great like suspect

Sex with a fembud.

>>38851894
Yeah, me.

>>38851865
Hey i miss you, can you atleast post something to back it up? Dont vanish again like the last time

Sure seems like it's cunny posting hours.

>>38851894
Yeah, Fauna

>>38851865
If only you post something else, i saw that twitch page for millionth times anon, remember, i even want to pay you top dollar for that

>>38851500
It's gotten to the point where not only does she not care about us, she actively resents us. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

Gurass

>>38849737
Gura would rather kill herself than live like that with some creepy incel like you.

>>38851865
the only reason she is no longer a virgin is because I brkoe her hymen with my penis. Strangely enough, she bled more the second time.

>>38851865
Probably found out about the party. If even a longtime friend like him got cucked, Gura is truly fucking soulless.

>>38851865
Anon, please dont delete it. I want legit answer, where is the “greatest proof” that you promised? Answer me anon

Thanks for reminding me that Gura is a virgin who never dated anyone. Whenever I start to get mad about no streams, I can always count on shitposters to point out what really matters. No other girl would be my pure idol sharkwife who cybersexes me. That's a huge commitment and sacrifice on her part, and I will be her loving husband and supporter for her entire life.

>>38851932
vanished. Like a suicidal tranny. There one day, underground under a deadname tombstone the next.

>>38851865
Cmon anon, i remember you talking about this mod, i will believe you if you can post a pic, but you cant, please this time post it

>>38852066
Yes the kayfabe lore! am I right, fellow chumbud?

im beginning to think he actually believes what hes saying. i dont think he has any type of human contact. is it possible that an iphone was lost somewhere in the amazon jungle and a hermit picked it up and started posting here. im going to try and make contact

hello schizoman. ooh ooh ah ah unga bunga.
can your primitive mind understand me?

>>38851865
I know you are still here, i see you delete it, cmon, post the undeniable proof already anon, release me from this anon post i already my hero

>>38851884
Do you?

i realy want to see her trying the funny train game.

>>38852148
Stop bandwagonning
>>38851865
Anon, i believe you, please for the love of god i know you are still in this thread

>>38852157
Holy ESL

Imagine not being this obsessed with Gura, but being this obsessed with chumbuds.

>>38852216
when he posts his answer, report him for ban evasion.

>>38852148
Gura confirmed it's not kayfabe, she said she loved us for real, as a streamer, and thanked us for letting her be herself.

fesh

>>38852158
Learn English.

>>38851865
Anon, please post it, please post the undeniable proof, please post it anon please please please anon, i will sent you $500 in monero if you can post it with md5hash confirmed anon

>>38852066
Gura is cute and cute is justice.

>>38851865
That mod was making a stinky vagina joke. They were not referring to or referencing Gura in any way whatsoever. That is literally all in your head.
The timestamp is 2:39:45 and the VOD is still up. I hope someone clips it with chat because otherwise this is going to be used as "evidence" in future shitposts.

>>38852276
Wishful thinking never leads to good outcomes.

>>38851865
Hey dont ignore me, i know youre still lurking in this thread, post it now anon, put your timestamp i will sent you money

Duolingo stream has hit the 3 million views milestone. Other than the music and animation, this should be her 2nd most watched stream behind her debut.

>>38852281
Fesh is fresh

>>38852321
the virgin tranny probably doesn't even know what a real vagina smells like, that's why the joke was lost on him.

>>38852283
Gura's kissing my balls.

>>38852370
gura will never stream again.

>>38852276
If she loved us she’d stream for us

>>38851865
Anon, come on how long it takes for you to restart router? Post that pics, i know you have it, you have the undeniable proof

>>38852370
Duolingo #2...onegai....Though I wonder what taking duolingo now would be like after a semester with JP classes.

>>38852355
NTA, but I gave you the timestamp. >>38852321
The VOD is from October 23.

>>38851865
Anon post it, i know you have it
We all waiting for it anon come on

Gura is pregnant but unironically. All signs point to it, the tommy hort getting stronger and the visit with the doctor that told her the pain was not from period but from 6 months pregnancy. It's pretty obvious now and it will only become more clear from now on because she will keep taking long and longer breaks until she actually takes maternity break and goes away for several months.

I will enjoy the blood bath from the mass suicide of the "real chumbuds".

>>38852321
>That mod was making a stinky vagina joke.
That was the first thing that came to my (or any normal person's) mind upon seeing the comment. Pretty wild someone would try to make a rrat out of that.

>>38852526
He owe me undeniable proof
>>38851865
Hey anon, you are still lurking here right? Dont vanish again, come on i know you have it

>>38852624
yes, the child is mine

>>38852624
Thank you birdkun.

>>38852624
yeah, with my child

>>38852624
yeah pregnant with my child. Gonna fuck my daughter too when she comes of age. And my daughter's daughter, and so on.

>>38852624
>Gura is pregnant but unironically
yeah, with me

I don't like sand.

>>38852624
>being surprised by pregnancy at 6 months

>>38852624
'tis i

stinky

>>38852624
Stop larping as anti
>>38851865
Anon post the undeniable proof anon, come one $500 is waiting

>>38852713
i had sex on a beach once, and sand got into my foreskin. :(

>>38852624
You're all crazy. Gura is in command of an Ohio-class nuclear submarine off the coast of Ukraine.

>>38852728
It's Gura we're talking about. It's possible.

>>38852662
I haven't heard that name in ages. Takes me back

Things seem to have calmed slightly since the last time I checked on this place, so that's nice.

>>38851865
Come on anon, show me the alt the mod and everything you got, come on anon this one is top dollar for you

>>38852624
Stop leaking about me and my daughterwife's child

>>38852817
Wait until 10pm thats when the SEAmen come out

Gura knows about anal sex. She knows that some of her fans cum to the idea of having sex with her asshole. I wonder if she ever plays with it while thinking of us?

>>38852817
>calmed slightly
I'm on the verge of an hero I swear to god. I'm already dead inside for good.

Sigh, he didnt show his undeniable proof again

>>38852817
Eh. Everyone got it out of their system, and now we're at the point where ESL rrat peddlers reply to each other for hours because they don't uinderstand we got it out of our system. The loop starts again tomorrow morning.

>>38852802
I was around very early 2020.

>>38852906
Hero for gura, that might force her to stream, you need help for a ticket to japan?

For Christmas, I want romantic cybersex from Gura.

>>38852657
>>38852751
I gave you the timestamp and the VOD of what he was referring to as his "undeniable proof". You continue asking him for it even though you know he has nothing. You're just shitting up the thread at this point with spam.
However, with that being said, you should consider why Gura is doing what she's doing. It's obvious something has changed in her life to the point she doesn't really need us for companionship anymore and she doesn't even seem to care about us enough to tell us why she isn't streaming.

>>38852916
they never do. They never have. Saddest thing is they've twisted themselves into pretzels thinking they've been cucked. Meanwhile I keep gooming to her every day, unfazed, in my goop.

Watching the schizo meltdown honestly put me in a better mood.
Your efforts weren't in vain.

>waiting for the mythical undeniable proof

>>38852999
The schizo poster fears the power of the yeah, me

>>38852987
she told us she was sick bro. Or weren't you listening?
>he wasn't listening.

>>38852987
You didnt even know what are you talking about, stop replying to me

>>38852786
Now you've done it. Make sure you answer the knock at your door.

>>38852987
>Second half of that post
Yeah, nah. Nice try though. Cuckposting is dead.

>>38852786
>coast of ukraine
Kek

>>38853216
I quite like these.

Coffee tastes so good after curry. I wonder how her pussy would taste after I cook her a yummy nip curry for dinner. Curry farts in the morning for me to get dutch ovened with. Fart of life.

>>38852624
yeah, it's mine. I keep telling you guys and no one believes me

it's over.

>>38853375
ASS8S

>anoyed because she's not comunicating
or
>worried that something health related happened to her
This are my only two options and i don't like either.

wonder what her arm hair smells like?

>>38853115
Fevers don't last this long.

>>38853124
I know exactly what I'm talking about and I was one of the few people here who even knew what that schizo was referring to.
Learn English.

>>38853495
a simple cold can knock me flat for 7 days. I am not worried. Apart from the normal concern I have for her when she's sick. Just want her to be comfy and happy.

>>38853495
No but congestion and coughing do.

I seem to have misplaced the POV image of Gura smiling up at me with tears in her eyes as she grasps my hands while we make love and now I'm even more sad.

>>38853495
Stay in school

>>38853316
You started off fine, but then I just grew disappointed in you.

>>38853572
this one?

>>38853612
>girl farts don't energize him
Why even live. Girl farts make me lift heavy things. Can take on any challenge.

I'm skipping any collab, shill, or karaoke stream she does until she does a normal solo stream. I'm tired of this shit man.

Inb4 she's "sick" for the next two weeks until around Christmas and then says "I'm going to visit my 'family' for Christmas, so I won't be streaming until January."

>>38853630
That's the one.
My gratitude, legend.

>>38853447
>worried that something health related happened to her
She tweeted yesterday about eating a burger. She might still be sick, but she almost certainly isn't feeling much worse than during the last stream.

>>38853706
>karaoke stream
the fuck?

do not spook the child

>>38853545
No youre not, he owe me something and he know what do i refer to

>>38853726
And then she gonna prepare for holofes and then some kind of recording after that

She said things were going to be different in October and committed herself to streaming at least 3 days a week.
It's been six weeks of her not fulfilling her word. One or two weeks of inconsistency is fine, but there is clearly something wrong when it's lasted six.

Anons, was there a members only stream today? My membershrimp just expired, and I want to know if I should pay it or wait until something interesting happens.

>>38853893
And then I'll cancel my membership and never look back.

>>38853952
>>38853940
Thanks god thats 4 members gone today

>>38853814
>new IP
>can't speak English
Stop ban evading.

>>38853905
don't you get tired of looping over and over again? Why can't you faggots just enjoy yourselves? Watch some anime, do something with your life.

Are chumbuds the most mentally ill fanbase?

>>38854004
>>38853940 (Me), I'm genuinely asking, what the fuck are you talking about anon?

>>38853940
There was nothing today and there probably won't be anything until January.

>>38853952
cancel it now. Why wait. I will be the final chumbud.

>>38854011
>new ip
Fucking blind nigger

>>38854017
Because you replied to him. That's all he needs.

>>38854017
Because I care about her and want to see her?

>>38854168
So do I but i didnt whine here

Give me a moaning asmr succy please, Gura.

>>38854168
you realize vods exist, right?

>>38854137

I’m tired of this, I’m becoming anti at this rate

At this point I don't care if she skips Christmas. All I ask if to show that she still loves her shrimps but as in actual love not "thank you" kind of business love... just a love filled Valentine Day stream is what I ask of my most precious girl in the wolrd, my beloved oshi.

That's all I ask, no premiere or karaoke, just a solo members chat stream where I can feel loved and needed by my adorable goober.

If I'm really not needed anymore I swear on my honor I will disappear from your chat and from the web in general, Gura. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable with me still around. You are the only reason I still care about internet access, I love like you wouldn't understand.

>>38854226
How is that the same? Besides, I've watched every stream or seen every VOD.

I don't think Gura should ever come back, she should sleep instead! Sleep is very important!

>>38854230
I’m not restarting my router yet, check your script you monkey, also stop taking bullet for him, i want to see his twitch proof

>>38854354
She should sleep with us!

hewo

>>38854265
I do. If she leaves me for Christmas again, I'm done. I'm not going to suffer through another year of this shitty arc if she cant even give me that.

>>38854395
We should all sleep forever!

Depressing hours? I miss her so fucking much, I wish that she had motivation to stream again or ended doing the stuff that she has to.

I will never be an anti, but I miss her so fucking much...

I want to burn your nantucket house and your parents along you bitch

>>38854400
Hi, sweetie!

One day, we'll be looking back on this period and going "Thank fucking god that's over."
We just gotta get there first...

>>38854306
but have you seen every vod twice? You can still hear her voice if you want to. Or what i've been doing is catching up on all the anime that Gura has watched that I hadn't yet. Her taste for anime matches mine quite a lot, so I can think about her while enjoying some good CGDCT slice of life. Do something like that. Missing her is completely valid, but all the incessant repetetive endless complaining isn't. It'd better if all these whinging cunts hornyposted instead, or at least posted cute Guras or something, rather than shitting up the place and everything around them. Life is what you make it, and those that sit in their own puddle of poo and cry baffle me to no end.

>>38854454
stormtrooperchama?

>>38854454

>>38854361
I literally told you were to find what he was refering to as "proof"
sunday stram, october 23, 2:39:45
Now shut the fuck up, subhuman.

Imagine gura sleeping but never waking up

Hope you can just die you bitch, fuck you and your parents too you whore, you didnt deserve any of this, just die you fucking whore

>Ranting on cooldown
Holy fuck anon

>>38854454
There was a young girl with a bucket...

>>38854361
>>38854571
same person

>>38854563
He refer to discord and larp as discord schizo you faglord, i want to see his proof you fucking subhuman

>>38854571
How's the baby doing?

>>38854571
t.

I like Gura's mouth noises.

He's finally honest about what he truly wants. It's a progress, at least

>>38854727
They're the best. They're the most tingly out of any girl ever. I want to live in her mouth.

>>38854650
No he didn't. He was just talking about the stinky vagina joke made by a mod as "proof".
Drown yourself in the Ganges, pajeet.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>38854771
but gooruh I want to live inside your mouth

Is he actually that insane for real?

>>38854751
Thats one cool gooba you got there. Almost as cool as mine

That’s a lot of deleted

She doesn't love us.

So it's fairly obvious that whatever her mystery illness is is what's causing these sudden breaks now, right? That explains why she can't tweet when she'll be back, because she either doesn't know when it will stop fucking her or telling us will somehow unravel some of the mystery and she's paranoid about it.
Personally, I'm terrified something is wrong with her throat that would be very obvious when streaming. Would also explain why her music takes so long to release.

Totally a fan by the way

>still trying
>still will never be a woman

Gura has succumbed to her cunnyitis

>>38855003
I've been saying that whatever she's struggling with health wise is probably getting worse and causing the problems but others seem to fall back on the "lazy" and perfectionist angle.

I wish these two had more yuri

>>38854265
kys parasocial fucktard
you'll never fuck her

>>38855137
i will though. By that I mean I am going to have sex with her. In her childlike cunny. Like cum right up into her guts like.

>>38855137
Not funny, stop larping as filipino in YT chat

>>38853144
I hate schizos, but I'm not a mindless drone either. It's easy to tell when others don't care about you. You really should be used to it by now as you've probably been experiencing it your entire life.

That bite out of Gura's tail? I did that
She was delicious, and if I catch her again I'll take another bite

>>38855003
She had a genuine cold 4 days ago AND she's lazy.
I don't think an additional explanation is needed to unravel this particular mystery.

>>38855234
So why are you pushing this “gura dont love us anymore” narrative? Any new chubba you gonna shill?
Shondo, yurei or pippa?

>>38855234
What do you want to achieve? Hating gura? You want her to “honest” with us?

>>38854651
His mpreg is giving him severe mood swings. It's gonna be a really tight squeeze.

>>38855003
I think she has health problems, much like I think Sana had back problems. I do not think either one makes you incapable of streaming or telling your fans what's going on.

>>38855234
shits what you make it bro. If you want to believe you're being cucked, then that reality will manifest. Meanwhile, my reality is nonstop gooming to my wife, every day. Cuckposters cry, antis squeal, and I goom. For my wife. Because I love her.

>>38855234
You want to be cucked? Jesus what kind of broken person are you?

>>38854642
...whose mold was so big, but she tucked it.

>>38855507
You can ask that about any schizo here.

>>38855003
There's no illness that prevents you from sending a tweet or posting member's updates.

Imagine the fragrance

smells like horny fish

time to post images you can smell i guess?

like crunched leaves and wet nuts

>>38855306
>>38855378
>>38855417
>>38855507
I'm not an anti and I don't have anyone to shill. Gura is my oshi and I wish things were like how they used to be, that's all.
I'm just saying what I see when it comes to her behavior and constant ghosting. All of this just makes me sad. I just wish she wasn't burnt out or that she liked us more, but it's clear that she is and she doesn't.

>>38855655
Musty and girly.

when you're the last chumbud what do you get? do you win someting?

is it nothing?

Be patient

>>38855871
That just sounds like a (you) problem.

>>38855799

>>38856011
You might leave to give me the chance

Atleast youre not a tako or teamates

>>38855871
You have to accept the fact that things changed for the worse, most things in life do especially those you have no direct control over. If you have another hobby to keep you going i suggest you to turn to that while she's away.

>>38855871
i'll play your game and assume you're not an anti for one post. You gotta man up bro. "I just wish" is fucking gay. Get over yourself, man up, stop being a pussy whinging faggot, and be fucking patient, and wait for your wife, if you truly lover her. Stop fucking whinging, it will only make you feel worse. Instead, just enjoy your wife, watch some vods, listen to some karaoke, goom to some lewds, hornypost, lovepost, do something, instead of sitting in your poopoopeepee puddle and crying about it. Missing her is completely valid, but instead of wasting your time mourning your self entitlement not being fulfilled, build a fucking bridge and get over it, and have some fun. Like fucking look at her, look at how cute she is? No time to mope about when someone that beautiful exists in the same universe as you.

If I had one advice for Gura is that if she hates her fans please make it a little more subtle, at this rate she'll run out of members so even if she really hated she's doing it the wrong way

>>38856054
white tights are so fucking based. I can literally smell them.

If it makes you feel better, literally every other girl in holoen has a J or B or some other blemish with them. Literally none of them are free from this, no female vtuber is. They're literally just e-girls with anime avatars.

>>38856498
What makes me feel better is knowing her hymen is still intact.

>>38856498
Unicrons will swear by the matrix of leadership until they explode, case in point >>38856573

>>38855868
I CAN'T KEEP THESE FUCKERS AWAY FROM THE BIRD FEEDER

>>38856650
no proof otherwise. Burden of proof lies on those that think it's been broken.

>>38856363
tl;dr I just wish that I just wish hadn't become a meme phrase. I typed to a friend that I just wished a boltgun that didn't have fucking 22% reload speed would show up so I could use absolutely anything else and I felt like a fag for typing it. Also you're sorta right but so is he and you're both fags.

>>38856363
lmao a faggot actually typed this out

>threadshitters and cucks don't even read threads

>>38856363
Did you even what you wrote before you hit submit? You sound like a unironic retarded nigger that's super easy to take advantage of.

>>38856777
did it one handed too, with my other hand on my cock, building up for the next gura goom.

>>38856731
>Burden of proof lies on those that think it's been broken.
Burden of proof lies on anyone making an unsubstantiated claim, that also means you.

is it safe to post cute guras yet

>>38856363
He doesn't seek to solve his mental illness. Only to drag others down with him.

Imagine Gura streaming

>>38856868
no. stay in the box

>>38856844
proof reading's for faggots.

>>38856650
Unless you literally believe in transatlantic cock that's laid across the ocean floor like an underwater sea cable or that there are secret flights going on, there's nothing wrong with playing games with friends online.

Hey y'know anti-kun this rampage you're on is cute and all but I feel that I should warn you: If anything ever happens to her I will find you in prison and peel you like an orange starting with your fingers.

>>38856945
>Unless you literally believe in transatlantic cock that's laid across the ocean floor like an underwater sea cable
Yeah mine.

>>38856868

>>38856945
More importantly, the cuck-base rratposting is stupid. I don't care who you think she is or isn't with, but the cock could be transgalactic and it wouldn't explain why she fell off so hard.

>>38856868
ye

>>38856868

>>38856945
I take it back. I'm sorry anons. Don't open this if your heart can't take it.

>>38856868
Cute Gura posting shouldn't even stop.

>>38857127
MODS

wait what triggered the schizos today

Reminder that Gura loves me and all her succies are for me. If we get an intense lovey dovey succy asmr, it's because she wants me to have more wet dreams about her. I get a happy thought every time I wash my sheets now.

>>38857651
Nothing!

>>38856945
yes there is something wrong, it's that she's not playing with me nor streaming it

>>38857651
It's currently Gura Time EST, but once again, there is no Gura.

>>38857651
they couldn't handle Gura being sick for 4 days, so they all fell apart into a million tiny pieces of weak faggotry.

>>38857703
licky lick slurp prpr

>>38857742
you gonna cry about it? Faggot?

>>38857703
I really like Gura's vagina.

>>38857651
If you want an actual answer, I checked /#/ and they found the comments under the callistocussy vod. They're too late to farm replies from us but they're still gonna be revving up and shitposting here for a while.

>>38857651
That's their secret, they're always triggered.

>>38858163
Gura never looked that lovingly at Bloop, nor will she ever
Bloop hate

If you love her, then I really don't understand how you could be okay with what's been going on.

>>38858567
I really love her and I am okay with what's been going on

>>38858567
If she is sick im totally ok with it.

>>38858567
I want to see Gura more as much as anyone else.
But shitting up these threads isn't going to change anything. Be patient.

all along, it was the ticks

iine~

I love Gura the most!

>>38858787
Okayu has something to do with this.

>>38858838
She wouldn't...

I ate Gura's toast!

Wasn't this Mark09 guy posting dox in that MatPat premiere video?

>>38858567
it's not hard. You just don't love her enough. But that's okay, me and my evergooming cock will make up for it.

>>38858787
okayu gura oyakodon breastfeeding ASMR collab when?

>>38858914
Looks like their campaign to win over the normies is beginning to backfire.

>>38858524
You know what, fuck you. Bloop is cute goddamn it. He is round and he is cute and all I see in these threads is people hating on him. He has done NOTHING to any of you and yet all you can do is throw negativity at him. Well fuck all of you, I like Bloop, alway have, always will

>>38859115
t.bloop
i love him too

>>38859115
BLOOP HATE!