/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ike love!

Aia, my beloved

>>38839597
anon both Kotoka and Meloco already sucked Luca's metaphorical cock and called him a legend in EN.

i see schedule, it says "genshin", i am sad, i close schedule

I'm honestly surprised at how much I got into Lolisex. Seeing how I liked only 1 person from ILuna and Noctyx respectively it's a shock that I find 5 out of 6 new livers enjoyable, especially girl being top tier

>>38839647
Yes, they dont. Because as I said not everyone is an old fan. I literally mentioned the majority are new nijisanji and nijien fans, just like how the majority are for nijien itself
>>38839542
yes im aware and no, they arent eop, they are esl. what im saying is how theres many luxiem fans that watched clips of jp male members or straight up watched them. just like how in the girls side the majority came from hololive but a good amount watched nijisanji before

Enna is done for today, kys faggot shitposter subhuman your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Everyone stay quiet, Maria is resting

https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1602390218862198785
poor dude

schedule doko...?

>>38839707
Mystake...

Have fun in the thread! No doxxing, and always remember:

I want to go home bros...
Nothing will ever come close

>>38839716
tell me anon which ones do you like

>>38839754

I mean, what is it that you guys want? Do you want me to admit that I'm a lonely, sad individual and I get jealous because a streamer gives attention to some dude? Attention that I don't get myself anyway? Is that it? Because I can admit that, but where does that leave you guys? That's what you're doing with your life? Just making some miserable fuck sad and angry? Is that really so important to you? Does it make you happy?

cocksleeve material

>>38839777
>luxnoc whore falseflagging as a pomudachi
Every single time

>>38839777
go back

>>38839777
Dumb Sadmudachi

I love Seffyna she is my beautiful seiso K-Fairy gf
三('ω')三( ε: )三(.ω.)三( :3 )三('ω')三( ε: )三(.ω.)三( :3 )三

Mysta love
To the one anon from last thread, I'm going to try again and get working on my assignment... Enjoy streams fellas

Can we have the LOE split now for practicality's sake since the thread will regularly become an unreadable mess due to so much overlap? We could make threads based on certain periods of NijiEN history ( Gen 1-3, Luxiem and Noctyx, Iluna and XSoleil ) and it would give us more boardshare too. I had a hard time keeping up yesterday with all of the best girls streaming at once. All I'm saying is give splits a chance.

Reimu <3

>>38839755
Commit suicide you might actually be transported to an alternate reality were Lazusydia were the only EN waves

>>38839836
KYS SPLITNIG

typical (fanbase name)

>>38839743
>schedule

>>38839809
Seffyna is an entire 20 cm taller than Pomu. Imagine the hug

XSOLEIL boys when you piss yourself in front of them:
>Ver
Knew about your predicament beforehand. You can practically see his heart sinking when you finally burst - both because he feels terrible for you and because he has no idea how to react. Looks away out of respect. Offers you his jacket to tie around your waist and continues searching for a bathroom with you to clean yourself up in. Never mentions it again, although plots out bathrooms in advance for any future outings.

>Hex
It happens while the two of you are sat in a meeting together. It's dark, everyone is watching the screen, and it's definitely too important to take a bathroom break in. When you finally give in and begin to pee where you sit, the only person who notices is Hex, who is directly beside you. Without so much as a hesitation he "accidentally" knocks his drink all over your lap, making a big show of apologising for spilling it and dabbing at you with a handkerchief. Approaches you afterwards when you're all cleaned up and asks if you're alright, but doesn't mention it after that.

>Doppio
He knew you needed to pee as the two of you walked back to his arcade, but didn't know how badly... It catches him completely off guard when you piss yourself just outside the front door, and he watches silently, wide eyed and red faced. Seeing how embarrassed you are, he does the only thing he can think of - piss himself in solidarity. It actually takes quite some effort from him as he doesn't really need to pee. He declares that you shouldn't be embarrassed because you've seen him do it too now, and then ushers you inside to get cleaned up and a change of clothes. Thinks it's incredibly funny after the fact and brings it up several times in private conversations with you long afterwards.

>>38839836
You incels are incapable of having a unity thread because you're incapable of unity unlike us girls. NENMEN is what happens when real fans of Nijisanji band together.

>>38839864

>such a coward she refuses to do a poll

>>38839803
No, Pomies usually write like women

>>38839864
another thread ruined by vermillions

>>38839777
i just want you to take a shower pomie...

>>38839755
https://youtu.be/j-z42CGseP0

>>38839902
Because there are no male pomudachis here anymore, only luxnoc whores falseflagging as them.

>>38839667
>>38839674
>>38839743

>>38839875
They barely streamed one time. But I'm glad to see this format back.

>>38839856
I'd rather kill Luca instead

>>38839864
You will hear from us, soon...

>>38839864
those damn asterbaiters at it again

>>38839875
>he does the only thing he can think of - piss himself in solidarity
Thanks for the laugh anon, this is great

Sonny Love!
Vox Love!

>>38839836
Nah, the splits should be lazusydia, luxnocthyria and Iluna+Xsoleil

<3

>>38839741
Being in NijiEN seems more like a punishment for cases like this

>>38839836
this crack me up so good, this thread is like an old married couple that obviously hate each other, and the dude asks his wife if he can have his man cave in the garage or some shit

>>38839875
I think sisters should post about pissing their pants more

>>38839777
Pomie, come home to a real hag who loves you.

>>38839940
Holy based

>>38839963

>>38839743
>>38839674
>>38839667
Hey lovely princesses, dont worry Ike will surely post it soon hehe, meanwhile how about you give your dearest pomudachi a smooch huh? babygirl princesses ;)

>>38839864
I think they should apologize by playing the witness

sonny LOVE

Ave Maria
Sieg Zaion

>>38839935
(You)'ve driven them yourselves by calling them stinky unwashed faggots. You can't be a salaryman and be unwashed. You'll get fired in a week.

>>38839897
Comments are open

I hope we get auditions for a female-only wave to balance out the upcoming gamer wave.

luca love!!
millie soon!!!

>>38839875
more please

>>38839777
this but unironically
Why are women so evil bros?
This was supposed to be our safe space and they've ruined it

>>38839875
this just reaffirms my love for pio-chan holy kek

>>38839869

>>38839875
>Doppio
I can see that

>>38839982

>>38839885
YWNBAW

>38839973
Oh wow, to no ones surprise it was the shills who are responsible for the state of the thread.

>>38839897
>Enna_ Alouette_Portrait.png

>>38839885
you're so bad at it, it's painful

>>38839777
>>38840003
samefagging luxnoc whore

>>38839961
>lazusydia
Ew, I'm fine with the lazulight only split, you obsydiafags dont even want your own split, you have 3 individual ones

>>38839525
She's only done one stream and that was before she fixed her mic but it was a BTS stream about her debut.

>>38839940
Do it then faggot, time stop the barking and get to the stabbing

I can't take any post that unironically uses incel seriously in these threads
they're beyond redemption since Ethyria anyway

>>38839869
Forget just a hug, her tits are larger than Pomu's.

>>38840024
You can watch multiple vtubers from different companies, you know

I hate to interrupt your shitposting, but I must inform you of Meloco SEX

>>38840073
ok holobrony

>>38840059
stop posting here and get to sucking my dick

Morning I love my wife Petra very very much.

>>38840046
Pic related is me cancelling my day 1 membership after the Luca date stream

>>38840114
why is her mouth a 4

>>38840114

Burger hour suck

>>38840073
There were a lot of them in Enna's chat, I think it's actually for real this time. We're officially worse than /soc/.

sonny...
yugo...
alberto...
uki...
suicide wave doko

peepee luxnoc whore wah wah stinky pomudachi poopoo loe weh weh lazusydia golden age wwaaaahhhh falseflag uh oh numbersfags holobronies

>>38840073
Incel and pickme are stupid terms and you should ignore any post with them because they lost their real meaning

https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1602401190939136007

Since it's raining I wont be able to do my daily 2 hour walk while listening to podcasts, I hate everything

https://youtu.be/g5TS2BNowO8?t=10359
>”when’s the last time you cried?”
>last week. i cried december 1st the last time. i almost cried last night, actually. i was telling my friend about something sad that happened to me last week- well, it didn’t happen to me but something sad that i heard last week.
>”why?”
>i can’t tell you. you will… i can’t tell you. unfortunately.
>yeah, unfortunately i can’t talk about it. not yet, anyway. one day i’ll be able to talk about it.
>but yeah i think that’s one of the reasons a bunch of us has just been bummed out.
Yugo…

calm down anons

>>38840099
>shill is saying to drop Niji oshi for a literalwho

>>38840104
thanks Luca

>>38840073
Batteries that uses in-cell housing is important for the environment health and safety regulations for the marketability of fine grain of rice developed in various countries such as Sweden, Australia, Canada, and England.

>>38840141
Good idea. Vtubing really does just boost a bunch of nasty, mediocre people.

>>38840141
>it's an incel
Good, she doesn't need you, she just needs Luca

Eu quero é ver o oco

>>38840181
>men
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38839724
Percentage of people that also chatted in a NijiJP stream in the last month who chatted in their most recent streams
Petra 37.6%
Ike 14.6%
Shu 13.5%
Finana 13.2%
Elira 13.1%
Rosemi 11.6%
Selen 10.6%
Pomu 9.5%
Mysta 8.3%
Luca 6.2%
Vox 5.2%

Seems like in general most of the Lazulight/Obsydia girls have more people that actively watch NijiJP watching them than Luxiem.

>>38840104
this wave is so good lmao, at least the girls are, how did we end up with iluna is mind boggling
it's like every two wave management must shit the bed or something

>>38840185
>believing nina
>ever
You must be a newfag

https://litter.catbox.moe/jpjua7.jpg
Aianon are you around. I need some thoughts.

>>38840154
god I'd kill for a Sonny stalker stream, shame that's not happening since permissions are probably impossible to get.

>>38840209
she does. And then she will preggo her and run away because he is an irresponsible zoomer. And both of them would be terminated. The best future.

>>38840252
What about believing other people?

>>38840246
>Noor recruited lazusydia + xsoleil
>Paul Li recruited Luxnocthryialuna

>>38840196
>I am miserable and lonely and I am a pomie and this thread is bullying me

Asking them to stay is just sadistic. A lonely hetero guy who was swindled into watching Nijisanji is a sad existence.

Another shit Ryugu stream eh

>>38840295
That is beyond the skill level of people /here/.

>>38840112
Females don't have cocks, ywnbam

>>38840196
I mean what do you expect, there are faggots how to glorify collab with holo to have anon, this thread has long been a shitpost general

So what country do Kotoka and Zaion reside in?

>>38839796
That hand? Mine

>>38840266
Nice, Nice.

>>38840214
>Petra 37.6%
lol shes almost japanese

>>38840175
aren't those terms primarily used by twitter shitters?
I've never seen them used by anyone before they got traction in these threads some earlier this year

>>38839576
Luxiem chinks don't know anyone outside it

>>38840209
You're genuinely a sick, disturbed person I hope you know that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkjHxScgYLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkjHxScgYLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkjHxScgYLo
doppiniggas get in

I should stop coming to this thread. I should stop coming to this board. I should stop coming to this website. I should stop going on the internet. I should go outside and do shit. But it's the same. It's the same, wherever you go. People are the same no matter where. I hate it. I hate them. I hate humans. I hate this constant farce we call life. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you I hate you i hate you i htae you ihat e you ihateyou hihtahou you thotahayou ih t

Dumb Feesh's erotic noises make me hard

>>38840298
heterosexual male should not be watching nijisanji. You're gonna have a bad time. If you are a heterosexual male this content is not for you

>>38840196
>sister says that people who don't like cuck jokes from livers are holobronies and should just fuck off to other companies
>when people present alternatives sisters make a pikachu face
What is their issue?

>schizo pretending to be reasonable with retarded comments
Why are shills like this?

>>38840182
>doesn't have a raincoat that makes you look broodish while you listening to to anime girls talk about amogus
Are you even a fan, sis?

I MISS NOCTYX

>>38840335
So, proceed then?

>>38840344
Is he gonna raid Millie's birthday stream? Or is he too schizo for that?

I wonder how mintfags feel seeing the girl they once loved and cheered on because she got into her dream vtuber corpo are feeling now. Must hurt seeing how she completely denounced them and is just winging it while spending more time with the m*les in NijiEN.

https://twitter.com/parkiranhonda/status/1602317369220943875

>>38840182
what podcasts

>>38840316
she's doing this stream to test her new internet. Please fucking read.

>>38840359
make this your exit. I'm leaving too

>>38840214
>These women are the ones calling you a fucking "Holobrony" when they didn't even watch Nijisanji

We need a purge.

>>38840363
>sister sister sister
Why are you people like this
Your oshi has a vagina why blame them for all your problems, if anything sisters improve your lives

Don't let this thread distract you from the fact that Ewiwa bought 2 raccoons.

>>38840418
see you tomorrow

Gonna take a nap, could only take 4 shots today.

>>38840401
he hasn't figured out how to raid in yesterday's stream, maybe he learned maybe he hasn't

>>38840344
>rider pose
oh fucking christ man am I REALLY gonna make this dork my oshi

>>38840409
Stop linking this holofagelira.

>>38840359
I really need to ask my ISP to block this shit at this point.

>>38840354
Wdym, I love watching Kuzuha and Ago

>>38840456
nope, deleted my folder already

>>38840388
Hell yeah Brother. Is her hair going to be braided or loose? I can't tell from the sketch

>>38840434
Wha-what will she do with them...?

no falseflaggers in this thread, everybody here genuinely believes what's being said!

>>38840353
yeah, I don't watch feesh often precisely because she triggers that part of the brain for me

>>38840363
If we all leave nobody will be left to support their cuck Pyramid scheme

>>38840380
suicide.... hate .......

>>38840214
isn't Petra's skewed due to being in the Oliver program for the lolisex debut?

>>38840214
>>38840424
>Ike and Shu higher than every girl besides Petra
Selective reading niggers.

>>38840407
The way her mouth is shaped makes her look retarded. She needs a Live2D touch-up.

>>38839875
what

>>38840490
based, I think bomu is a whore btw

The funny thing about learning to draw is that you look at your drawing and think to yourself "holy shit this looks bad/meh at best" but then you browse your old drawings from 1-2 months ago and go "holy shit that was terrible" and that reverse negative feedback of "holy fuck i was completely shit this isn't even that bad incomparison" is what keeps you going and yeah hopefuly by next lazu/obsy anniversary i will be able to produce a fanart that makes me go "yeah it's ok i can post it"

>>38840427
Because that's your commonality, and no, I'm not going to stop hating you just because I love Pomu and I love my mama.

/#/ has been a fucking ghost town in the past hour. I wonder where they could all be right now.

>>38840359
nobody cares attentionwhoring blogposting rosefaggot.

>>38840378
Don't watch females and I'm not one...

>>38840403
Pomu who?
I have a new oshi now

>>38840354
Correct, that's why i don't watch the males

>>38840434
Wh-why? Can you even buy them?

>>38840519
I MISS THEM COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK AHHHHHHH

>>38840469
theres nothing to lose anon, maybe a few braincells here and there, but those can grow back dw

>>38840485
Well, anon, did you know that raccoons can fir into very tight places and a human's anus can stretch up to 8 inches.

>>38840341
Incel is an old term and used in a lot of places. Pickme is newer but I have seen it more in boards like /cgl/ and /r9k/, tumblr maybe

>>38839973
>Pomie, come

>>38840535
>The only good ones
Ok? We're not being raided by fucking Quilldren and Yaminions.

>>38840535
3/5 of the males including all the most popular ones are below every single female, and even the two with the highest percentages are below a female so yeah in general its fair to say more lazulight/obsydia watchers also watch NijiJP than Luxiem watchers.

crosemi I made for good luck tomorrow

The female unicorns from the cute boys thread will seethe at women who interact with the boys then come here and seethe at straight male viewers for the same shit they get upset about

>>38840427
Can you answer my question? What is wrong with telling people about good alternative chuubas (outside of the great Satan Hololive btw) when you yourself literally tell them to fuck off and stop watchjing Nijisanji because Nijisanji is only for women and the minority of men who see nothing wrong with cuck jokes?

>>38840586
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

>>38840597
>Incel is an old term and used in a lot of places.
reddit and twitter?
this place makes fun of people using that term unironically, this thread didn't get the memo

>>38839997
Female wave of non-gamers. Must provably struggle in every FPS on easy mode. Must be unable to complete the Cuphead tutorial.

>>38840554
they are using the cuck thing to "own" us since we had good ccv for the past week

>>38840434
She's so dumb. Raccoons are free, just walk into the forest.

>Pomudachi jumping ship
I thought pomies were loyal, but now I see they are just a bunch of whores...

I definitely predict that Yugo is either graduating or going on an indefinite leave given everything Nina has said

Why are Selen and Pomu pushing the idea that dragoons are inferior to pomudachis?

>>38840618
>If we ignore this part that goes against my narrative we can say that...
Kill yourself, legitimately.

>>38840655
so 5 scarles, got it

>>38840533
It's a bit higher than usual but she tends to be way higher than the rest her previous four streams were between 21 and 28% NijiJP.

>>38840597
pickme was used by women to put down other women but has been coopted by other people that have altered the original intent and meaning

probably for the better

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1602404394456186882
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How is Eliras content

>>38840572
patpat anon, they're in a better place now

>>38840678
What did she say

>>38840672
pet raccoons have rabies shots

>>38840683
No need to invent a narrative to feel better with yourself, Pomufag

>>38840653
Yeah, both terms are retarded and should be ignored or peopl should make fun of them

>>38840703
Shit I know this feel. Then you have to get back into the waitlist to be talked to again.

>>38840668
I do not understand how someone can actually care about the numbers random anime streamers get to this extent, what a sad life

>>38840560
YWNBAW

>>38840678
>Source
>Nina
Yep absolutely fucking nothing

>>38840674
There's no point, it only gets worse from here. It was nice in the beginning, but it's no longer nice.

>>38840703
Wosemi...

>>38840674
>bunch of whores
Like oshi like fanbase...

>>38840683
Because dragoons are a bunch of loyal dogs incapable of independent thought while Pomudachi are able to voice their concern at their oshi to avoid being yesmen

>>38840703
What is wrong with leaf ISPs? I live in a third world shithole and the one time I had internet issues it got fixed in 30 minutes.

>>38840741
I didn't believe anons until I checked out there thread, it's a sad place

>>38840696
just get Scarle 5 models, no one will notice

>>38840597
pickme has been a thing for ages

>>38840741
because those people are mentally children

>>38840715
>>38840185
>>38276684

>>38840743
That's what i said, thanks for reiterating it you are very helpful anon

>>38840638
you can do what you want, that was my first post ITT, just make sure to actually leave soon if you're going to make a big show about it

>not even 1k showing up for Doppio's second real stream
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
FAILED WAVE

PIOCHAN ToT

WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS WHY CANT YOU STOP WHY CANT YOU STOP ITS NOT HARD TO BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BE THIS WAY PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU JUST FOR ONE DAY BE GOOD BE GOOD FOR ONE SINGLE DAY PLEASE STOP IT JUST STOP IT I KNOW THAT EVEN IF I DIE THIS WORLD WILL STILL BE THE SAME I KNOW NOTHING WILL CHANGE IT ONLY GETS WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING WRONG SO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS TO ME

>>38840674
She doesn't care about her viewer's concerns
Like someone respectfully complained about Luca in the kindest terms possible and she excoriated him
That's not the kind of person worth watching

>>38840801

my lil autistic baby

>>38840757
>voice their concerns over the constant Luca collabs
>Pomu tells them to stfu and collabs with him anyway
Grats Pomies you really won that one

>>38840792
no it hasn't
it's a recent thing women use to throw other women they don't like under the bus

>>38840688
i'm just reasonably assessing the data, on average a greater percentage of the girls audience watches NijiJP than the boys.
Luxiem Average - 9.56%
Lazulight/Obsydia Average - 15.9%
Lazulight/Obsydia Average taking out Petra - 11.6%

>>38840483
I'm thinking about requesting it to be loose

>>38840296
>Paul Li
I’m here to tell you one thing. You ever go whining to /nijiEN/ again about shit between you and me, we’ll have a problem, my friend.

>>38840815

>>38840815
No, fuck off

>>38840750

>>38840757
And yet you're still getting cucked by Luca LMFAO you're no better than ennasharts

>>38840842
Paulie was useless in the show and is useless in hiring Vtubers. Oh the irony.

>>38840843
You are a god

>>38840744
What about all the other members who mentioned feeling bummed about news at the same time?

>>38840823
>Pomu cares about her real friend over some random incel who pays her to be nice to him
She's happy to keep up the kayfabe that she likes you as long as you don't start shit talking the people she actually likes
Pomudachi were never going to get her to change her mind

i hope he never stop doing these schticks

My hot take: the people who are obsessed with NTR deserve the misery they inflict upon themselves. What a bunch of annoying faggots.

xsolkek is a failure

>>38840815
Pomie, you need a mommy.

>>38840903
Axia

Why is Doppio such a child?

A literal schizophrenic is live and you're all still having these pathetic pretend schizo arguments.

>>38840832
its just the female version of what a male feminist is to men

>>38840949
That wasn’t about Axia

>>38840951
because he IS a child. my whiny cute baby

>>38840401
He'll try to raid but it's too complicated for his tiny little chuuni brain

Ike in Feesh chat

Ike's gonna hopcon Finana's stream.

>>38840951
he is baby!

>>38839963
I thought he was cosplaying john egbert for a second

>>38840815
Some random guy in a /hlgg/ thread two years ago showed me badly translated screencaps of "nijisanji fans" bullying one of our idols so now I'm on a lifelong vendetta to shitpost any and all nijifags.
t. numberchad

>>38840947
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS MY POMUMMY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

croatia is shit, please don't use wosemi to promote that shitty ass country. argentina is shit too, but at least it is not croatia.

>>38840962
Just say rosebud.

>>38840951
ToT

IKE IKE IKE

I missed Ike's voice so much

We're getting raided by numberfags

>>38840683
I yhink Selen is projecting herself into the dragoons and projecting Pomu into the pomudachis, or maybe because he is a pomudachi she wants to be in the winning side. I don't understand why she mentions pomudachis so much and that weird thing about the extinct dragoons. Pomu is just bantering.

>>38840782
Two very shitty and scummy companies have a state-approved monopoly on all of our telecoms infrastructure

What the fuck is a pickme

>>38840913
what do women see in Luca?
no really, do they just want a babyman they can project their mother instincts on?
I don't know how anyone can tolerate annoying people like Luca, much less like and be friends with them

>>38840842
Ay, Luca. what's all this about a "cuck stream" with Enna and the little moolie-wannabe?

>>38841002
based, never forget and always continue the crusade against these cucks

>>38840951
>>38840971
>>38840993
Keep at it and he will pull an Axia

AHHHHHHH FEESH GONNA RAPE IKE

piochan you're being cute but i want to hear your voice goddamnit

why does doppio write stuff at the beginning of his streams...

>>38840913
>I like him so he gets a free pass on everything

Starting to hate her

>>38841061
>he doesnt know

>>38841036
Someone who is like Rosemi, panders to guys in obvious ways by pretending to be into their hobbies despite only being at a surface level of knowledge for that hobby.

>>38840678
kys

>>38840705
The best of all content! She makes everything so fun, she's so charismatic and energetic and sweet and really falls in love with the games she enjoys which makes for a better experience! She's so cute when she gushes over her favorite games and media and she really makes you appreciate her genuine enthusiasm!

Why not put your number obsession to something useful? become a math teacher or something..

Good afternoon, aloucucks.

IKE DID NOT SLEEP IKE WHY IKE PLEASE

>>38841081
pls andastantst he has autism

how many dicks has petra had and how many of them were japanese?

>>38841112
He never does

>>38841092
What are Rosemi's interests? Besides Yugioh.

>>38841038
He had big numbers and money. Even if he acts like an immature manchild at his age he at least has a model that appeals to girls

>>38840913
you're right but he is not her friend he is her lover

>>38841102
All this post tells me is that she's overrated garbage

Piochan is live. Stop shitposting

>>38841112
Did he say that? I must've missed it... Goddamnit, my suspicions of him working deep in the mixing mines is starting to hold some truth.

>>38840947
nta but would you be mine?

>>38840913
>>38841038
Pomu needs better taste in friends then
Luca is a genuine schizo who genuinely seethes at the shitposts here and does things solely to make anons mad

>>38841111
Good afternoon to you aswell aloucuck

>>38841105
you definitely do not want these children to become math teachers, considering they fail basic understanding of the numbers they obsess over

his laugh truly brightens up my day

>the faggot can't even break 2k less than a week into his debut
lol, lmao even.
can't wait for everyone to graduate once they go back to being 2views

>>38841161
So true sister

>>38841007
Pommers will be here before you know it.

>>38840838
Think about what the data means for a second. It just means more people are watching Luxiem in general than Lazusydia. Petra is doing fine but she doesn't get the highest CCV in the world, and she has a lot of Japanese viewers, especially since she started streaming in JP hours - but Luxiem gets considerably more Japanese clips and fangirls showing up to take pictures with their standouts in Japan than the girls. It's reasonable to assume there's more NijiJP viewers in Vox's 5.2% than Petra's 37.6%.

Aia fucked up the dates on her schedule lol, they’re last weeks numbers

I just imagined killing everyone in this thread in the most depraved ways possible and now I feel a little bit better!

>>38841092
>despite only being at a surface level of knowledge for that hobby
This is a /vt/ invention. A girl could memorize the entirety of WH40k lore and she would still be a pickme if she did it for attention.

>>38841175
I mean, she was friends with artemis and Mocca

Doppio has forcibly enlisted us.

I DONT CARE ABOUT NUMBERS OR HOLOS OR NIJIJPS OR GENDER WARS SHUT UP

I caught three days for posting a joke about something a liver literally talked about on stream and yet unmitigated cuckposting and outright admitted raiding carries on unmolested.
At least Pio is live.

>>38841226

>>38841238
Mocca wasn't bad though, just a menhera that worked against himself.

Is Doppio friendly for straight males? His autism is endearing and he hasn't had any overt pandering so far.

>>38841226
this one is not that bad, you should relax and focus on the positive

>doppio already a 2k streamer

>>38840705
she made stanley parable 4h (x2 since she messed up near end of the first try) button pressing interesting to watch. she's just build different

Can you guys finish up your current line of shitposting in like 30 minutes or so? Or just take it out to the catalog or something? I wanna make a cute post.

piochan i dont want to be comic sans squad that font is shit

>>38841226
But I didn't do shit

>>38841238
And Elira was friends with Domo, and is still friends with Enna. Everyone keeps some shitty company.

>>38841282
we don't know yet
he hasn't pandered so far

>>38841289
Post it anyways

>>38841036
literally just a girl who shits on other girls for male approval, dont listen to the rosemihater, no one in nijien is a pickme

>>38841111
>>38841181
Afternoon, aloucucks. I aced this semester.

>>38841260
Heh, look at this 23987343876493

>>38841282
he hasn't pandered, just being a cute dumb lil bro

>>38841227
The lines are rough. Yeh. There's some truth to it though. I've seen it happen too much. Can't speak to how actually interested rosami is though. I hope it's genuine

>>38841038
>>38841175
Don't know about others but Luca is Pomu's 3D type.

>>38841144
>Pretends to like football despite not knowing basic things like CAM ON INGERLAND
>Pretends to like gunpla despite only doing 1 stream of an intro kit
>Pretends to be an rtsfag despite rarely playing them, only did tutorial for AoE2 and quit midway in a starcraft stream because of low numbers
>Pretends to be a fighting game autist despite being a shitter who only likes tekken for Noctis

>>38841288

>>38841204
If you are talking to a random Lazulight/Obsydia fan they are more likely to know and actively watch NijiJP than if you pick a random Luxiem fan that is what it means.

all these evil and pathetic pomudachis are brazilian. do you see now why we must eradicate the brazilian pomudachi threat in this thread?

this fucking retard forgot to eat dinner....

>>38841288
That's sad. Even holding a tiny chinese girl might be too much.

>>38841282
He acts kind of infantile and childish so i guess it depends on if you can tolerate that and acknowledge he's doing a bit or if it puts you off. I think it's hilarious but I have a high cringe tolerance.

>>38839611
I know Ren gets a lot of shit for being a casual Mystake but I do think he was actually a streamwatcher of his. I remember him mentioning that Mysta used to play the drums which I don't think was ever clipped.

he doesn't have a fridge... imagine all the moldy takeouts...

Ike and Fish are cute

>>38841320
>>38841289
don't derail the thread

>>38841173
No, but good luck out there pomie. Take care of yourself.

>>38841356
lol
lmao even
Pomu has daddy issues, an immature shitstain like that lanky subhuman monkey isn't her type.

>>38841348
Yesterday I finished the first season and I really liked it

>>38841105
they don't actually understand numbers. They just like big ones

Ike in Finana's Valo stream

>>38841358
she's interested in trying things her fanbase likes, nothing to go schizo about, you should relax and focus on the positive

Where my Famhaileys at? You ready for the party?

>>38841430
I was hoping they'd collab again ever since the one with Cepheid

>>38841351
Rosemi's older brother was like one of her only friends growing up and he had a lot of interest on her hobbies and interests, it's definitely male influenced but I don't think it's "fake."

>>38841282
He's like Luca but with schizophrenia and not screaming twitch lingo if that kind of thing appeals to you.

>>38841472
i'm ready to come

>>38841472
Na, Skipping this birthday. There have been way to fucking many recently I'm getting tired of them.

who is DAVE?

>>38841443
>he doesn't know

>>38841374
Keep seething

>>38841374
anon, those died some days ago because of the world cup

>>38841417
it took fuuchan fucking months to buy a fridge, why are poor people like this

: I

>>38841521
Doppio's tulpa

i wish i was as shizo as doppio. or just slightly less so. i still want to be able to function as a normal human but the way he laughs at his made up stories sounds so believable. he‘s having fun in his pretend world and hes happy

>>38841477
A lot of influence* on her hobbies

>>38841373
Not really. Using heavily exaggerated numbers so you can understand my meaning - 10% of 100000 is more than 50% of 1000.

Girls get bored of their new toys so quickly...

>>38841471
Yeah, anons here just hype her up too much for those things. Shes just trying new stuff out

what kind of hotdog stand sells espresso...

I love my daughterwife!

>>38841517
Pomu now has a birthday right before hers. Literally a day before.

My spicy latina wife Reimu is so cute today! I saw her from her window today and she's as beautiful as always. Latina feet LOVE

>>38841407
I think Ren's chat told him that. It must have been in one of his music ones, but I believe he asked who in EN plays/played instruments before as to make a hypothetical band. Ren does show up occasionally in Mysta's chat though

Pomu wasn't able to commission a membership illustration this month.

That means it's up to us.

>>38841529
Proof next thread right?

>>38841549
Wtf how do they store food then

>>38841521
nijisanji en cocaine dealer

>>38841555
WHO IS DAVE? WHO'S DANNY???

Hahahahahaha what do you say fellas, should I become the monster I once was? Should I go on a spree? I can tear this thread apart I'm sure I can. I bet you I can. Do you think NijiEN will notice me? Do you think? Isn't it so fun? Hahahahahahaha I'm feeling alive again. /vt/ I AM YOUR FUCKING GOD.

>>38841442
Ok, take care too

>>38841612
That's Alban

I like Doppio, I like Otaku's Adventure, today is a good day.

>>38841593
These aren't even their real birthdays either are they? What the fuck is staff thinking?

Doppio is friends with Dave and Danny (?)!

>>38841612
Reimu...

>>38841036
It's what you say when you want to out yourself as a femoid

>>38841550
who

>take month break from vtubers ub general to work in my vidya backñog
>return to to this
Damn, this board is as miserable as ever. I'll just quit browsing for good.

Do you think Doppio tells the other members these stories off stream

>>38841472
Not watching

>>38841625
well, have you ever seen dave and alban in the same room? i havent

>>38841621
Ayo who's Jimmy?

>>38841628

Rosemi is perfect confirmed?!!

I too am friends with the voices in my head

>>38841646
see you next month!

>>38841583
So rosebuds are the reason why retards call her a pickme?

>>38841644
joe

Finana and Ike are kinda cute together....

>>38841628
It's great you found a new oshi.

>>38841570
Yeah that is really what it means. If you take a crowd of 100 random Luxiem fans 9 of them on average actively watch NijiJP if you take a crowd of 100 Lazulight/Obsydia fans 15 of them on average watch NijiJP if you randomly select between the two groups you are more likely to find a Lazulight/Obsdyia fan that watches NijiJP than a Luxiem one.

>>38841663
my fucking sides

>>38841646
Juan...

>>38841660
I WILL be tuning in.
>>38841694
Who said that?