/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gura

I love her.

I love my wife so much!!

Gura piss on my cock

>>38779421
I was also confused but it shows on tweetdeck

>>38779477
I'm glad she communicated, now I know she's not streaming today so I have no reasons to complain

Please ignore the thigh to calf ratio in the OP art, the artist did his best.

I LOVE GURA

shark eat da borgar

>>38779544
You think she would just tell us she is eating a burger and then not stream? You think she would tease us like that?

>>38779606
huhaha

>>38779606
if you know how to read her you'd know she's basically saying no stream today

>>38779653
this brat..

>rainy day
>ubereats drivers took a day off
I am going to starve... send help...

>>38779606
It's Sunday, not Monday. The stream is tomorrow.

>>38779728
why do you not have a bag of rice and beans for this problem

I want to watch Gura eat borg

kek, nice job communication fags, you forced her to tweet.

>>38779748
Optional streams on weekends has always been on the cards when she mentioned m/w/f and she said she wanted to do a members. I am still holding out hope

Important news!

Gura eats (whaaat?!) burgar!
What do you feel about it? Are you happy for her? Maybe you're envy?

>>38779810
She announces weekend streams in advance

30 minutes until possible frame after that we should all sleep

>>38779757
i ran out of supplies so ubereats was my last resort option

Where is the stream Gura? I don't care about burgers. Let your fans know if you are streaming or not. Twitter for Iphone means it's doubtful there will be a stream

>>38779827
envy because i will starve for today...

WHERES THE FUCKING STREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38779876
>>38779748

>>38779827
I'm definitely envious... I've basically been starving for a week straight

That tweet... does that mean we're getting another borgar eating asmr tonight!?

I don't know about you but I'd rather have a stream than a tweet

>>38779728
Get a regular uber to drive you to a drive-through.

FRAME UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE

>>38779913
why would she eat the borgar before the stream? use your head dumbud

>>38779912
SEAchama... fish some fish or something...

GORA STREAM???

>>38779939
JPbros...

Sex with a fembud.

frame is up. tier 3 members only.

Gura is now a VTweeter

>>38779939
no...

>>38779939
>almost 3M views

>>38779942
She said eat not ate.

>>38779888
>>38779912
What happened, chambies? Are you losing weight or just poor?

>twitter for iphone
>shark eath borgar
=
>I went outside (where I go when I'm suffering from burn out) and I'm having a burger right now so no stream tonight

me

Do you ever have any chill?

What borgars are you eating chumbies?

me

new flurrybolt compilation dropped

>>38780092
Veggie borgar

Well that was a short lived return

>>38780092
Gura's sensitive burgar. If you know what I mean ;)

>>38780129
Link it faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=639YZ3r_iD8

>She tweeted 3 words
>Her last stream was 3 days ago
She's aware of the ghosting and this is her apology.

>>38780092
A double quarter pounder

>I want Gura to tweet

>>38780202
Those three words were so powerful. I'm hungry and I want borgar NOW.

Gura, I was thinking... we could have cybersex tonight. A little cheeky chumming together. Some rubby lovey dovey on the 3Dio. Thoughts?

>>38780034
i spent all my money on gifts for my little sisters so now i am starving...

>>38780177
please branch out. the foot thing isn't really working anymore

>>38780221
I wanna double quarter pound her

Don't worry guys, Gura will thank us for our patience

>>38780262
Kill yourself.

all i want for christmas
is gooooooob

>>38780150
faggot
>>38780221
based

>>38780092
Two pieces of toasted white bread with two eggs sunnyside up and bacon sandwiched inside.

Dont worry guys next year will be even worse than this year!!!

>>38780318
It can't get much worse

>>38780177
We need a piss mention compilation now

>>38779939
lol. Yesmen resorting to faking a new frame being up

>>38780370
you jinxed

>>38780374
We need a compilation of every Gura moment.

>>38780306
Sounds good

so you guys are going to suck it up and whine forever or you have a deadline to drop her if things don't get better?

>shark eat borgar
>not shork eat borgar
another blunder from samegaki

>>38780389

>>38780409
I want a full giggle compilation. Her giggles from the callisto stream were very cute.

>>38780245
Chumbie...
Remember what gura said "you should take care of yourself first"

morning gentlemen. any news?

>>38780441
ill be honest
id likely turn into a schizo Gura anti long before dropping her

>>38780530
shark eat burgar

>>38780441
my deadline is when my membership expires, i will whine in this thread until then

>>38780530
My wife is happy and full

cheer up /ggg/ have the 3rd installment of Gooba's foot compilation

https://youtu.be/639YZ3r_iD8

>>38780530
Gura liked some stuff.

>shrimp
>simp

>>38780610
Gooming to this means I would have goomed to the same thing as Gura. Thank you gura.

>>38780610
that pelvis shading is familiar. is that the NLO guy?

>>38780624
Welcome to the debut stream

>>38780624
Wow, anon! You are so smart!

>>38780519

>>38780686
>debut
*Kokoro Clover stream

>>38780624
>>38780715
it all makes sense now

>>38780742
Pretty sure I remember a super chat saying "Don't mean to shrimp, but" during maneater

>>38780456
Yesman here, I can't defend her anymore...

>>38780230
Granted, but she won't stream today
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1602044961104486401

>>38780831
yeah anon that's the joke

So in other words she's not sick and has no excuser not to stream today.

>>38780882
it's not like she needs one, doesn't she?

>>38780882
Sick people can't eat burgers. The more you know.

>>38780882
it was a big burger, it made her sleepy. come back tomorrow

PLEASE let her eat her borgar in PEACE.
You know it takes a long time to finish.. she must be only half-way thourgh by now.

I love Gura the most!

The sad part is I don't think she considers this a break. After all, it's just 4 days right?

Goddamn I love Gura.

>>38781024
>Normalizing laziness
>Get more laziness

>>38781024
I mean doesnt every person with a job work 3 hours a day twice a week?
Its just her TOTALLY NORMAL TWO DAY BREAK GUYS!!!!
I miss when that was the yesman cope honestly.

>>38781024
I remember when 4 days was like, a super long break for her

>>38781100
Retard, she also said she's busy with hololive stuff behind the scenes.

>>38781100
Two day break, also known as a "weekend"

I want to pat Guras tummy after she eats a big borgar.

Gura getting some penis tonight

>>38781247
I want to punch Gura's tummy and make her vomit the burger. Consensually.

>>38781308
No don't hurt her

So this bitch can tweet about a burger but can't let people know if she is streaming or not? She is afraid to say "no stream" because she knows people will give her shit for it and they should

>>38781286
yeah, mine

>>38781173
bullshit excuse
other members do 10x more than she does and stil stream 10x her stream hours

>>38781344
M brats like her want to be hurt.

>>38781174
She didn't stream monday or friday and talked about wanting to do a members stream, it was perfectly reasonable to expect that stream tonight but I guess the members stream is taking the place of her monday stream at this rate, and the collab will take the place of wednesday.

>>38781308
A girl vomitting and gagging is one of the hottest sounds known to me. I want to stick my hand in her mouth and poke my fingers down her throat and watch her convulse. Consentually.

Did "Shark eat borgar" really break some people? Gura's holds so much power over people's minds.

>>38781352
Gura doesn't want to be held accountable for being lazy please understand.

defend this one chumkeks

>>38781396
I'm making fun of you for calling a 2 day break not normal when that's the most normal break in the world.

>>38781173
cant wait for all of that "hololive stuff" shes working on to be nearly nothing like it nearly always is

>>38781436
I...I can't. It's over.

>>38781173
I'm actually convinced people who post this are Gura antis baiting others to shit on her. Because EVERY FUCKING HOLO IS BUSY WITH THAT.

>>38781377
Why lie like that?

I want people to stop hurting my wife.

>>38781396
>>38781396
She's not gonna do a member stream.

>>38781436
I can't.
She's a thief and ought to be punished severely.

>>38781425
My wife is so powerful.

>>38780624
Congratulations anon, you cracked the code.

>>38781425
It was powerful enough to make my entire day. I'm still smiling.

>>38781466
Okay so where is Ame's song covers and 3D lives?

The massive breaks and refusal to discuss them and the lack of streams in 2022 has soured me on Gura.
In the "why won't she talk to us about it" kind of way. Every single other girl discusses and chats this stuff. Please, for fuck's sake, at least say "i'm not doing it cause Y", at least give me an excuse to cling to.

I don't think she'd be eating a borgar if she wasn't sick. So she probably isn't sick anymore and just doesn't want to stream, thanks for letting us know Gura!

>>38781443
Making wrong of the wrong person then, a two day break is normal but considering she streamed once this week a members this weekend would have been nice.

>Gura streams 16 hours in a month
OMG GURA DONT WORK YOURSELF TOO HARD REMEMBER TO TAKE BREAKS
I really fucking hate this shit honestly.

>>38781508
I'm gonna take her coffee machine away for two days.

Some of you chumbies are so hard to please that its funny to me. All it takes is a simple tweet for me to be placated yet you fellas are having a meltdown.

>>38781583
"I didn't do anything, my life is boring" "I baked a lot." "family stuff"
There, explanations for what she does on most of her breaks.

>>38781656
>chumbies

>>38781638
Diabolical, but appropriate.

>>38781677
Theres no way a non-chumbie would use /ggg/ right?

>>38781677
>>38781706
idk man pretending that a lot of these people arent chumbuds at this point is just stupid
if you are happy with the current number of streams you arent a chumbud, the difference is in how much you bitch/cope about it

Uh oh chumfucks...

>>38781675
No you retard. Explanations as to WHY she's having all these massive breaks. Why the streams have gone down to like 30% of last year. Just fucking talk to us like people, explain why we're getting so much less Gura.

I mean look at this shit, she was gone for 3 weeks. She came back with 1 stream, IMMEDIATELY DID NOT STREAM THE DAY AFTER, 2 streams, 2 day break, 1 stream, 4 day break (and counting!). What the fucking fuck is this? How does this not warrant a serious discussion with her fans?

>>38781724
ABAYO

>Gura will be back Dec 1
>does 4 streams in 11 days
wow what a great return, glad she made such a big deal about it

>>38781706
I never see anything that might suggest otherwise...

>>38781765
Now post this on twitter and youtube comments.

>>38781721
They're weird to me. Usually I just stop watching a streamer if they're going in a direction that I hate. You can't really control another human like that.

>>38781706
Nah, it's unthinkable that someone would be here all day and not be a chumbie. That would be pretty sad.

>>38781765
Refusing to talk about her Japanese lessons is part of this. You should be grateful you know they're happening at all, she could have kept completely silent about it.

every time i check this thread i thank jesus i'm not a menhera

>>38781765
Her being sick was all the explanation I needed for not streaming Fri and she did two streams on the weekend so I didn't care that much about her missing out on Monday either. Disappointed with no members stream this weekend though.

>>38781841
She's in Japan, retard.

>>38781765
>Explanations as to WHY she's having all these massive breaks. Why the streams have gone down to like 30% of last year. Just fucking talk to us like people, explain why we're getting so much less Gura.
SC this to her.
>What the fucking fuck is this? How does this not warrant a serious discussion with her fans?
Because most Chumbuds are unironically pathetic yesmen.

I'm happy that I'm easy to please
Love me goob

>>38781887
I said this in the last thread but unless she left whilst she was still sick it seems unlikely considering the wednesday collab is still going on right?

Do not reply to Japan posters
Ignore all Japan posters

I found Gura

Gura is my waifu!

>>38781839
I think I'm weird sometimes, but then I come here and realize I'm actually pretty normal. I think some of these posters should be institutionalized.

Yesman schizo is here once again without fail to piggyback off of complainers. Ya love to see it.

cunnyseurs can you tell me what artist drew this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/x4c6fp.jpg
i need to harass them to draw gura

Oh you guys

>>38782008
>tweeting from iphone
>trying their weird borgars
>not in japan
ogey

>"God fans are so creepy."
>"Yeah, I know."
>"No but I'm being serious. Every time I do conventions, it's like... oh God. Reading their comments in chat is one thing, but seeing what they actually look like... and talk, like for real... it's, it's uh..."
>"Pffft hahahahah yeah...
>"Have you seen some of the shit they write? Sometimes I read their comments, and it actually gives me, like, straight up, shivers. Fuck, men can be so creepy."
>"I know, it's like, you go into this business thinking having fans is gonna be great, but like... it's... it's not like that at all."
>"Hey, wanna know what I do with mine?"
>"...What?"
>"I call them shrimps. Like, they're like, simps, but it's shrimps instead."
>"Ahahahaha no way, seriously?"
>"Yeah, but wanna know the best part? They fucking love it."

please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow please stream tomorrow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38782070
>almost 2023
>not knowing aoi kumiko

>>38782092
you can't get a burger in japan, the cow is scared there

>>38782186
but what are the cows scared of?

>>38782092

>530AM in Japan
>eating Burger

>>38782175
please understand. i've only been into cunny since gura groomed me

>>38782233
actual fake chumbud

>>38782210
Yes?

>>38782186
Scared of what?

streams aside I'm happy she's been popping up in prechat lately. that's nice.

>>38781765
She already did, you just didn’t like the explanation, and that’s your prerogative. You don’t have to like it, complain if you want. But stop acting like it’s some huge mystery she’s hiding from you and you just don’t get it. When she used the phrase “ebb and flow”, that’s talking to us like people. That’s explaining perfectly well. She had very little social energy, doesn’t like interacting with people a lot of the time, she often is not in a mood conductive to live streaming. That answer bothers you and you don’t consider it acceptable, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s the answer. Frankly, I have absolutely no doubt that most posters here can empathize with that exact feeling, but sure, I know, it’s her job and it’s not yours. Feel free to be mad about it. Stop acting like it’s unexplained when it’s just the answer you don’t like.

>>38782210
>OH BOY 5:30AM!

Oh nyo who will get EN gold now?
huhaha

>they weren't groomed to be into her
I always was into cunny but she groomed me to be into her and I really mean HER.
Some day I will marry Gura's VA and she will declare our marriage on stream breaking the hearts of all chumbuds. I'm sorry buds but she will bear my children.

>>38782210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6K3m9TsPs

>>38782384
MEE
what is that

Gura seeing her first snowflakes of the season right now

Imagine being her husband and feeling her affectionate hugs. Imagine hearing her singing and humming every day while she prepares meals for you. Imagine princess carrying her to bed when she falls asleep in front of tv and giving her a goodnight forehead kiss. Imagine waking up to her caresses on your face and seeing her smile first thing in the morning. Imagine feeling the heat of her lips when you kiss her. Imagine feeling her heartbeat when you hug her tightly. Imagine wiping the tears from her baby face when she's depressed and you feel needed by her. Imagine talking about future projects together. Imagine becoming parents of the children born from the love you shared.

>>38782512

>>38782197
>>38782304
being borgar

>>38782247
>>38782377
>>38782420
She's not in Japan you absolute retards

>>38782341
I agree with this post, and whilst it is totally understandable to feel that way and not be up to streaming, people are still going to be concerned that the ebbing periods seem to be getting longer and more frequent and lash out because there is nothing they can do whilst her motivation to do her job appears to have cratered this year. It is just how it is. But you are right it WAS an explanation, just not one that is going to make any fan of hers particularly happy or reassured.

>>38782476
/#/ shit
it's often why they come bitching or larping in here because gura racks up so many EN golds. same reason why we have so many niji shitposters

>>38782512
It's finally snowing in Japan. A cold December morning.

>>38782341
So what, should we just accept that her career is over? Because she powered through these problems in 2021 just fine. Some fucking idol journey where she's getting worse this is

>>38782553
>her husband
yeah, me.

>>38782583
i'm way to poor to subscribe too anything lmao
only monthly i have is 99 cents for 50GB of Apple iCloud
i'm on welfare

>>38782593
She's not in Japan you fucking retard

>>38782341
>Extrapolating some vague retarded analogy for being lazy as a substitute for an actual explanation
This is sad

>>38782602
Idols don't typically stream. They perform onstage.

I think she's buying her family presents for the member's gift wrapping stream she mentioned

>>38781765
It didn't occur to you that maybe she can't talk about the real reason to us. Look at what happened in the member's stream when she mentioned about her illness.

I'm a day 1 chumbud and paypig and desu, this entire year has been painful. She said she's already aware of our criticisms, so that's something at least.

It hurts me to say this but, in the end, we just got to believe in her and hopefully everything comes back the way it was.

>>38782564
You can't see the posts aren't serious?
Or am I the one being fucked with right now?

>>38782772
I want to believe

>>38782772
>family members
Just like last year

All holos should be required to write a report on their status daily honestly.

>>38782772
She already has them retard. She was saying she might do the gift wrapping stream a week ago.

Could this years giftwrapping stream top last year?

>>38782897
Holos should fucking stream honestly
the fact that there are like over 100 members and flare is the only member live for like 8 hours straight is fucking retarded

>>38782341
The thing is, it wasn't always like this. How did she go for more than a year streaming consistently, posting schedules regularly and only taking 1 or 2 days off between them all while working on behind the scenes projects and coming up with creative non-gaming stream ideas? If she really hated interacting with us that much she would have burnt out way earlier in 2021.

>>38782929
True, Holos should be required to stream 8 hours a day no excuse.

>>38781765
This is the type of stuff that should be visible in a place where she could read it, but be less schizo about it

>>38782920
She'd have to stream it. Don't hold your breath.

>>38783003
disagree but any hololive member who cant even stream for 2 hours a day 4 days a week shouldnt be a streamer

>>38782929
I dunno what you're talking about, during JP prime time there's often 10-20 JPs streaming.
EN prime time is obviously a bit more dead because it's the middle of the night in Japan, but even so there's still a couple JPs streaming during that time usually, and if you're lucky you might even see an EN or two.

>>38782920
Probably not. The increase in antis has cratered her motivation to be intimate with her fans.

>>38783032
German spotted

>>38783033
Only Flare has been live for like the last 6 hours

>>38782784
>maybe she can't talk about the real reason to us
What possible reason is there she can't talk about? At the very fucking least she can provide an explanation to the people giving her money for years why she decided to essentially fuck off for an entire year.

>>38783032
Asking a cute girl to think about sweaty neckbeards for 2 hours every day is a lot.

>>38783079
you replied to a post using reddit spacing
there is no excuse or reason

>>38783078
It's dead hours in Japan, it's 6 am there.

I just want to marry her and dedicate my full soul to loving her.
Is this too much to ask?

>>38783135
>not playing videogames between 10pm and 6am
Cover should hire women who actually like videogames
that would solve a lot of issues

>>38783189
yes because she's married to me

>>38783196
HoloEN Gamers is coming soon

>>38782784
Why is it, that when gura doesn’t stream you guys always devolve immediately into doomer posting, anti posting, and writing essays. Just love Gura and wait like a good chum.

I hope EN Gen 3 will be all girls like Gura so maybe with the competition growing stronger she will decide to be more active.

>>38783226
cool I hope all of them are Ina's friends, dont stream for 1/2 a year, than graduate because they dont enjoy the job.
Cover seems to be really good at hiring people like that.

why does gura talk about feet so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=639YZ3r_iD8

>>38783261
nyo

>>38783268
I want a chumbie that swears allegiance to Gura and also plays good games.

>>38783268
Cover will never make another cunny EN because they are trying WAY too hard to pander to twitter and discord.

>>38783288

>>38783226
source?

>>38783130
But seriously though I don't care what disease or what the fuck ever is causing her not to stream apparently, she needs to explain herself (especially to members).

>>38783261
If you are saying this unironically you either weren't here during 2021 or you must be a really casual viewer. Her decline is undeniable.

>>38782553
Don't do this to me please

>>38783288
This meme is so forced it's almost cringe.
It's just chat autists trying too hard to be ironic creeps.

>>38783268
>girls like Gura
So they'll each stream one day a week, Gura included. No chance of overlapping this way.

>>38783366
Nah she doesnt NEED to because she will always have more white knights than people who actually care about her.
It would be nice though if she would.

>>38783366
She needs to speak, in clear terms
>I have some health Issue I won't speak off (she is here)
>This will result in me streaming less than I used to, and doing so when I feel up to it
>Thank you for supporting me
It's that fucking easy.

>>38783369
I think about that every day, every hour of my life.
Yelling in the void is the only way I can cope with that feel.

>>38783379
Clipping all the mentions is cringe but Gura is based for wanting us to like her feet. Always will be.

>>38783412
Clear? The Gura way is cuter.

>>38783412
honestly, this would be perfect...

>>38783465
I worship every molecule of her body.

>>38783465
what lewd things has gura mentioned? somebody make a compilation. panties, chumming, feet, what else?

>>38783528
You don't remember? My favorite is choking.

>>38783412
NOOOO SHE CANT DO THAT BECAUSE..... SHE JUST CANT DUDE!!! STOP BEING A PARASOCAIL STALKER SHE DOESNT OWE YOU OR HER FANS ANYTHING FOR SUPPORTING HER FOR THIS LONG!!!!!

>>38783528
>Mike Honey
Imagine being a Michael and after you get married to her she calls you "Mike, honey!".

>>38783528
armpits

>>38783412
Meanwhile, the non-retards can use their brains to figure this out without her saying anything.

>>38783412
Imagine expecting the same amount of honesty from Gura that any other Holo would give her fanbase. Fucking anti.

>>38783365
Been here since day 1 and have caught almost every stream. I’m just not retarded and understand that things change and doomer posting all day won’t stop that.

>>38783563
OMG YOU SLUT

>>38783628
retard...

I am the smartest retardbud

>>38783655
stop replying to /#/nigger

>>38783628
>meanwhile I can create and believe in my personal headcanon instead of facing reality
Actual schizophrenic

I want to fuck gurapeon.

>>38783528
Liking vibrations, that frankly quite odd tangent where she talked about having a browser dedicated to looking up cunny so she didn't get got by the feds, talking about how good with her hands she was and how she could get into all the right places, too many to count or recall desu

>muh health issues she discovered 2 months ago
Ah yes I'm glad this shit started 2 months ago

>>38783920
Gura...

>>38783956
any reason people give is just bad cope
that is all there is to it

>>38783920
My pp is big now

>>38783956
Let them cope

Anons, do we have a stream tonight? I haven't been around lately. Maybe tomorrow?

>>38783956
Yeah, she's actually had health issues longer.

>>38784130
My wife eat borg

>>38784130
Gura has updated by omission that there won't be a stream since 15 minutes ago.

>>38784130
Come back in 2023

>>38784130
1 more week

>>38783651
>Imagine expecting the same amount of honesty from Gura that any other Holo would give her fanbase.
This. It needs to be stressed to Gura that no other Holo is like this, it's literally just her.

>>38783130
>you replied to a post using reddit spacing
paragraphs are illegal, 4chan is beyond parody now

>>38783956
She's talked about syncope since long ago. The underlying issues were all there, she was just in denial and never went to get a health check up.

who dis?
https://twitter.com/panno_mimi/status/1601892437911212032

I can't believe Gura has been busy eating this whole time

>>38784172
Thats why Gura is number 1. She doesn't follow the herd.

She's naked under this.

>>38784156
can you link me where please? I genuinely want to know. I thought that she said something about streaming Saturday or Sunday, maybe I got it wrong

>>38784130
Well at the very least you can assume she's not sick so she doesn't really have any excuse not to stream today, but that hasn't stopped her from not streaming before.

>>38783412
We're halfway there, we already went from "I'm sorry for not communicating and I'll try to do better" to "I'm sorry for not communicating and I'm aware of your criticism". "I'm sorry for not communicating and don't expect anything different" is next.

I miss Gura.

>>38784217
Artist that did birthday merch

>>38784254
I don't really know why you can assume that from her tweeting about eating a fucking burger

>>38784195
Don't forget all the deficiencies from her terrible diet that she's embarrassed to mention on stream.

>>38783956
Yup, forget the ghosting before her bd after dropping schedules, forget all the unannounced breaks, forget the house hunting break, forget the promise that this year was going to be amazing. It's always been like this.

>Back
>1 stream a week
>no comms about it
there will forever be meltdowns because she is literally getting fucking worse and worse and worse and worse

>>38784335
This. All we know right now is that she's in Japan and busy with recordings.

I love Gura but I hate being a chumbud does that make sense?

>>38784335
Yeah eating a burger is definitely something she would do if she was too sick to stream.

You shitters type the same phrase/sentence so often that my filters actually work reliably...

cocaine heroin orgasm

>>38784350
Yes, I wonder what's happening. I wish that she was more active, like 2020 Gura. Did she lose her motivation to stream? I really miss her lately

>>38784274
dakimakura?
https://twitter.com/panno_mimi/status/1601899380960686080

>>38784248
She's naked under everything all of the time. Just think about it...

Member's ASMR and chatting tomorrow let's goooo!!!!

>>38784476
She's so fucking flat T o T

>>38784466
After the panties comment I think about it often.

>>38784172
Ina? She hasn't communicated or popped in in like she said she would in 62 days.

Gura's tiny cun cun...

You guys have literally been coping for 6 months now. That's like 20% of Gura's career.

>>38784494
Nothing's stopping her from doing it today or yesterday or the day before.

>>38784579
why are numberfags so obvious?

>>38784579
I really miss her anon

>>38784578
Ina explain her condition in greater detail than Gura ever has, so no even as bad as Ina has been lately she's no where near as bad as Gura.

>>38784646
takofriend... you don't need to shit up /ggg/

>>38784580
wrapped around parts of my anatomy~

TuT

almost

>>38784392
Some people get hungrier when they're sick
Like me

CAM ON SHORK
STREME SOM FACKING GAYMS

>>38784691
Not a Tako, just reinforcing the point that no one in Hololive is as bad with communicating and explaining what's going on to their fans as Gura is.

>>38784775
You one of those guys whose oshi is /vt/?

>>38784786
his oshi is /#/

I wish we at least got..idk..compensation.
Like tomorrow she comes out with a schedule or something. 5 whole days of streams, like the good old days.

>>38784130
>>38784254
>>38784335
>>38784392
>>38784750
Sunday is her day off, RETARD

This is just the break she takes before her break. Them she'll be breaking due to the japan visit. Then she'll need a short break to recover from that. Cya in January chumbies.

>>38784826
God yes Gura please pull on both ends of my body until I pop open like a seafood party popper

CHUM ON EVERYBODY

If Gura doesn't stream I'm gonna shit my pants

>>38784696
damn

>>38784815
Why do those nogs still come here?

>>38784885
GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF

>>38784841
1)She literally streamed last sunday.
2)you don't get a day off on a job with no schedule where you already took 5 other days off that week what the fuck. that's straight up malicious compliance. is that the level we're at with Gura? She's doing malicious complaince to us?

>>38784885
Anon that's what she wants

>>38784851
Pffffft.......

1st of Feburary suckers~

The sooner you realize that things WON'T get back to how they used to be the better. Gura peaked in 2021, we all witnessed Gura at her very best and we didn't fully appreciate it.

>>38784909
not yet

>>38784841
lmao really anon... her day off?

>>38784913
Fuck is a malicious compliance?

>>38784932
Nah feb will be the pre-holofes break period

>>38784904
Gura is still the EN gold queen
/#/ doesn't realize hours streamed isn't Cover's metric for success

>>38784885
DISGOSTANG

>>38784961
It's what pretentious people call slacking off on their jobs.

>>38784937
>>38784913
retardGOD

So Gura can tweet about a burger but can't let people know if she'll be streaming? As soon as it said Twitter for Iphone I knew there was not going to be a stream. It means she is out with someone

Nyoo the chum norf soundpost isn't working

>>38784841
Oh another day off? Yeah Gura of all people really need more of those.

>>38785089
Works on my machine

>>38785072
Yeah, she's out with me night clubbing.

Gurass

Are are these people like this?
There must be several threads in the catalog for this kind of shitposting.

>>38785101
Give her a break, okay? She's the most popular EN vtuber in the world! She's in high demand for promotions and projects behind the scenes! Plus she's been posing for the dakimakura that's coming out soon! Cut her some slack!

>>38785227
Smell check

how do you people keep this up all day? no wonder you need streams so badly

I miss sharkmeido

>>38785249
There are still chumbies who think the dakimakura is coming out in December?

>>38785249
Is she even the most popular EN anymore? I can think of a few EN vtubers able to pull higher CCV than her current average.

>>38785344
Sharkmeido is still around, usually during karaoke
>>38785359
name them

>>38785421
Not during the last one, I ended up posting an ascii gosling

>>38785113
Looks like ublock was blocking it for some reason.

>>38785505
Even sharkmeido must be tired of her bullshit, prolly why he was gone for most of the year

>>38785359
Uh..no you can't.

>>38785574
hello tourist

>>38785421
>>38785577
They're not regular streamers but these celebrity vtuber niggas who stream once or twice a month absolutely crush her.

>>38785359
I'll grant you for special events there are many competitive chuubas, but for normal streams gura's floor is 10k and that's most others ceiling.

>>38785642
name them

>>38785642
Funny, Gura also streams once or twice a month.

>>38785642
Numbernogs count those upstarts rather than vtubers grown from the ground up?

>>38785683
xQc

>>38785703
/#/ sees them more as a curiosity, so no. It's like how no one takes that Cookieswirl girl seriously.
>>38785735
xQc is a crack head, not a vtuber

>>38785674
>Her floor declined all the way to 10k
Well it looks like her laziness caught up to her in some way at least.

>>38785905
It's always been 10k.

>>38785905
10k during zatsus has always been the norm

This might be a bit of an unpopular opinion but I actually like Gawr Gura a lot

>>38785359
you have no Idea how hard it is for EN vtubers to get just 10k no matter what they play or do

>>38785735
Why did you make us entertain your retarded line of conversation?

>>38786021
It's easy as fuck, look at xQc

>>38786077

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7cuAfzP71c

>>38785905
lol shitposting faggots are newfags, color me surprised

>>38786077
When did the juicer get a vtuber model.

>>38786148
Idk, look as his usual tags. He's undeniably an English VTuber

>>38786077
Don't know xQc become a vtuber

>>38785905
>declined

Keep coping Chumfucks your lazy oshi will never learn to be a good streamer.

>>38786210
>>38786148
>>38785765