/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38773339
>>38718247
Gotcha senpai!

SHINY SPICY LOVE
captcha S8 GAY

>>38773385
thank you cute chumbie!!

>>38773385
tyy chumbie!!

Why does he keep picking games what will make him suffer?
I don't want to keep enjoying this dummy dingo's suffering.

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>38773385
thanks chumxelotl

>>38773515
Amen.

>>38773393
SHINY SPICY PIKACHU LOVE

>i will never look like this
why even try at this point...

>>38773636
Ultimate male form, I kneel

>>38773610

Hope Magni doesn't start hating his fans because of bullshit like this and ending up streaming more on his rm account to escape.

>>38773515
Amen

>>38773610
Ayo salsa doko this is so cute ToT

>>38773729
I hope the guilty parties get wrangled with the fear of Baldtare put into them

I recommended Axel play Needy Streamer Overload on that tweet a few days ago and boosted it with likes from my other accounts so more people see it. I’m so fucking glad he’s picking it up

>>38773339
Vesp the Impaler

>>38773636
kek

his tweet about playing with 2 neechans was about needy girl overdose, he thinks its 2 different girls

>>38773636
At least you are smart enough to recognize the true masculine ideal when you see it...

>>38773881
@m0s5hr00m on twt, its a locked account tho
It comes with some mild horny too

>>38774339
kek
i apologize that i doubted he knew about this game.

>>38774452
BASED THANKYOU ANON!
I'm in the undeground trade market too but I'm still inactive rn lol icb missed so much meals...

>>38774452
The third shiny pikachu was right under his nose all along...

>>38774452
why is altare kissing his pikachu like that…?

>>38774452
Hell yes, mild horny!
Also this reminds me of Furuba

>>38774602
holy shit guys
>Mysta Rias
>MystaRias
>mysterious
holy shit

>>38774602
I'm a zoomer sheltered femanon why is this a good thumbnail

>>38774668
Animorphs

>>38774668
Animorphs

>>38774668

>>38774602
Unity love! (male only)

>>38774668
why do you have to say that you're a femanon, we don't care

>>38774744

how many hours till the next stream? im slow cooking some stew and need to know how much time i have to let it simmer

>>38774782
>babachari Vesper
nice

>>38774668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zrE6m3xOoE

>>38774782
Altare’s Cyberpunk stream in about 4.5 hours

>>38774668
wtf how old are you im a zoomer femanon heehee as well but still know what animorphs is. books were mad fucked up you should take a peep despite the goofy ass covers
>>38774774
something something women have no hobbies

>>38774782
4.5 hours with altare cyberpunk

>>38774724
>>38774726
>>38774738
thanks
>>38774774
because whenever I don't, the replies are
>you're a w*man aren't you
>why are women like this?
I just want an actual answer

>>38774602
have they ever interacted before this? i’m amused by the idea that mysta just HAD to say something upon seeing it

I am a 24 yo man

>>38774909
post dix

>>38774909
You want a cookie or something? Who cares

>>38774849
I'm 20 in a few days, I'll look into them thanks lol

>>38774884
Apparently he was in Leader's chat before when he streamed on Twitch. Mysta is pretty friendly with everyone regardless of corpo.

>>38774909
proof?

>>38773729
I literally think it’ll trigger another menhera episode for me,,, I tired not to go full yume for so long to avoid this,,,

Hopefully he learns to just ignore these people and they realize how much they fucked things up for the rest of us

>>38774968
we are NOT posting tits again in the thread

>>38774668
>>38774864
Everybody knows animorphs. Also, get mating pressed.

>>38773729
We'll slowly groom him back into opening up, some dumbass will ruin it again and make us return to square one, rinse and repeat.

>>38774864
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Such is the life of a gal in a man's club (especially internet incels). Had the same problem on Steam back in the day. Don't mention it, get hate for being a "12 year old boy" on voice chat. Mention it, get called an attention whore and have weirdos fight over you and the rest of the server hate both of you.

>>38773729
>>38775097
I'll be honest... I feel like the other magmites that DON'T agree with the crazy ones haven't really made themselves clear enough to Magni, neither on the menshi post nor on the VOD comments nor on twitter etc. He might be thinking that the majority of his fans actually want him act more distant and closed off.

>>38774968
yeah here's me

>>38775132
First time I've ever seen someone on 4chan insist on "NO posting tits in this thread"

Bruh

>>38775297
AIEEEEEEE SCROLL AWAY SCROLL AWAYYYYYY!!!!!!

>>38775301
you do not know what happened a few theads ago

>>38775275
but its really funny when everyone thinks youre a tranny/12 year old boy even after posting tits i dont get

>>38774668
>>38774864
Why're you a woman?

>>38775385
I'm very wary of asking for the qrd but uh... what's the shortest, least detailed explanation

>>38775524
Someone posted tits, not neccesarilly of the female genre

>>38775281
The replies to his member post sounded reasonable and supportive to me? Most of them were generally saying we don't mind the "oversharing" and appreciated the openness but we're supportive of whichever decision you make since you know what's best for you

>>38775524
>Anon posted tits
>Femanon (I guess it's >>38775393) posted tits
>Thread went to shit

how far was altare into cyberpunk? since next stream is the finale, is it gonna be an endurance stream?

I think magmites deserve to suffer.

>>38775696
>Femanon

>>38775763
I thought that he still had a bunch of stuff to go through but maybe he played some more off stream. But if its an endurance I wont complain, I missed him

>>38774849
My hobby is Magni UwU

>>38775642
I understand a person of sound mind would think like that, but as a menhera I assure you that menheras minds work different.
Saying you "don't mind it" is not good enough. Specially when the "oversharing" wasn't even oversharing for real.

>>38775779
That's what they were made for.

>>38775884
He was only gone for a day but… I missed him too…

>>38775696
>>38775796
we do a little heehee hoohoo
>>38775763
hes actually not too far from being finished with most of the story missions based off where he ended last stream but its gonna be an endurance stream either way. id say about a 4 ish hour long stream

>>38774909
Whatever you say, Axel...

>>38776021
ogey thank you

Soul link and dnd next week right?
...Right?

How do you keep your oshi with you throughout the day?

Planning on some further tweaks to the images but I'm happy with the current result.

>>38776202
This is so aesthetic and cute ToT

>>38774781
Nah, Niji women are the worst, they have history about leeching the male livers.

>>38776202
Cute, I want to do a top loader with Nowa.

Hey fujosisters, did i miss good snusnu

>>38775893
take your meds, menheraanon. or i should say you need therapy? magni is a grown man.

>>38776202
By being a fucking NEET and spending my entire day consuming Tempus content. Lockscreen, what lockscreen? I'm typing on /MANS/ right now. Desktop, what desktop? I can't see it under the billion Tempus tabs I've accumulated and can't close out fast enough

send help

>>38775524
Some anon dared me to post my moobs in the thread. Some other femanon backed him up and said she'd post tits as well if I did.
I was 3 beers in and pretty buzzed so I thought
>Fuck it, I'll do it for the bit

Femanon delivered few minutes later. Half the thread still isn't sure of their gender. Lots of people got bonked by the jannies.
All around a pretty hee hee ha ha friday evening.

Daily reminder to anyone doing any Christmas fudge making: Black walnut flavoring is the ultimate fudge flavoring and if you don't put 1 TSP of vanilla extract and 1 TSP of black walnut extract in your fudge you're missing out

I'm going to sell my black walnut fudge this year to fund my expedition to search for Grandpa's forest rice

>>38776496
Give me a good fudge recipe fudgeanon

>>38776306
Don't make me repeat myself, woman >>38774781

>>38776465
Go back to discord, this whole issue is your fault.

>>38776535
Can I ship peanutbutteranon with fudgeanon for peanut butter fudge? Grandma's peanut butter fudge was always the best...

>>38776202
i keep their reference sheet open on my drawing software even if im not drawing them i also dont close my drawing software ever

>>38776583
Based drawanon producing content

>Dingo going to be playing Needy Streamer Overdose
No fucking way

>>38776660
Which needy streamer will we be overdosing on first?

>>38776496
i dont think i can ever make fudge again after spending two years cooking massive slabs of fudge for work but based id fund your expedition for some walnut fudge.
>>38776583
>altare birth
a-anon...?

>>38776535
3 cups white sugar
¾ cup butter (12 tbps)
5oz can evaporated milk
1 (12oz) bag semisweet chocolate chips
1 (7oz) jar marshmallow cream
1 tsp black walnut extract
1 tsp vanilla extract

Bring butter, sugar and evaporated milk to a boil, measure it with a candy thermometer until it reaches 234F, or 'soft ball' stage. Take it off the heat and pour it into a mixing bowl with the chocolate chips, the marshmallow cream, and the vanilla/black walnut extract and mix it until it's well blended, then dump it out into a foil-lined pan and spread it out until it's a layer about a first finger knuckle deep, then wait until it cools

Voila, you've just made candy

>>38776660
Why is everyone so surprised? Holo had already perms for a while.

>>38776701
Himself kek

>>38776483
I have to work so that Vesper can stockpile survival rice for the boys.

>>38776352
This is something Nowa would actually appreciate!

>>38776709
do you have a non nut version of this? might want to make it for xmas.

>>38776707
BIRTHDAY, ANON, BIRTH*DAY*

>>38776802
There's no actual walnuts in this, it's black walnut extract. You can use a fake 'flavoring' version of it too if you don't want to risk the actual extract version.

>>38776707
ITS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY I SWEAR I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF SAYING BIRTH INSTEAD OF BIRTHDAY IM NOT INTO PREGGIES

>>38776747
Because we are gonna get super kino. And partly because iirc holo abruptly stopped playing it during the Rushia scandal and oh boy, that game was practically calling her ass out kek

Ok even if we don't get kino podcast soon, are there any collab games on the menu that work as a zatsu?

>>38776570
kek i've never used discord.
i mean, you're too projecting. don't be a concernfag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLIW6g56GhE
Let's think about all the good moments of last month anon

>>38776902
>i’m not into preggies
Unbased

>>38777008
the soul link for sure and any survival game after they learn the basics

Regis Altare deserves to be mating pressed by an ugly bastard.

>>38777469
Vesper, get to work on your schedule.

>>38777469
But anon, to be mating pressed you need a womb in the first place

>>38777246
nta but i didn't even think how good pokemon is for a zatsu oh man

>>38777469
Based

>>38777652
TOT

>>38777008
Pokémon Soul-link I guess but I think Grounded would work as well if that's still on the table.

>>38777652
vulnerable and shy leader might be the cutest after all…

>>38777578
Nah, dude, you just need to say "g'day mate!" before you press. Bae of all people should know that. C'mon...

>>38777578
WHY CANT I RESIST THE RRAT?
I NEED TO FUCK HER GLITTERBUTT

Remember Vesper's Signature weapon is a rapier.
A spear is just a longer handle rapier.

This still is lore friendly if this is a secondary choice of equipment.

>>38777652
Please tell me you have the source.

>>38777652
what's wrong with his nips

love

>>38777817
just got them pierced

>>38777790
Just like Alucard
I won’t take my meds

>>38777711
need more embarrassed leader

I'm finally the last anon here

>>38778009
That's right, I'm you

>>38778009
Can't believe I was (you) all along.

>>38778009
Yeah, me

Vesper and Magni have the best chemistry; Altare and Axel have the weakest.
This is the objectively truth

>>38777854
LOVE

>>38778066
We still need a Vesper and Axel collab someday

>>38778009
>>38778049
>>38778022
>>38778066
I don't remember writing this...

>>38777469
That ugly bastard? Me

What's a real name that can be used for Vesmama?

>>38778009
you may be the last anon here, but I'm the last straight male Tempus fan

>>38778066
>vesper and magni have the best chemistry
i mean, obviously
>axel and altare have the worst
this is incorrect but whether or not altare will have fun playing with axel or act like he hates being there might as well depend on the phases of the moon or something

>>38778066
its not really a fair comparison considering vesper and magni spent a week fucking each other

>>38778180
Verona... like one of the brides in that one film about va

>>38778216
>whether or not altare will have fun playing with axel or act like he hates being there
?

>>38778295
Va...gina?! Omg vesper has a vagi

>>38778299
sometimes he leans into axel’s silliness and acts like a dumb kid with him and sometimes he’s in a more serious mood and tries to be the straight man

>>38778180
Velma

>>38778180
Veronica like my ex

>>38778384
Why the spoiler

>>38778357
>straight man
Not when i’m done with him ;)

>>38778180
You guys, Vera is right there.

>>38778180
Vespera or Vesnia?

>>38778482
My bad, I was trying to post somewhere else at the same time and spoilered the wrong thing.

>>38778384
>>38778512
I agree with these

>>38778506
STAY AWAY FROM MY BRO, FAGNON!

vesper is the cum slut of tempus but axel is the cum slut of the fanbase

That one altnowa abo fic ToT

>>38778585
altare already want to dick down a ojisan, I wouldn't worry about keeping fagnon away.

>>38778674
UOOO drunk axel getting molested by ugly ojisan ToT

>>38778704
Naisu~

>>38778772
FULL DOKO

Tempus LOVE

salary man Nowa being chikan'd on a bullet train....

>>38778674
>Axel randomly saying axelotls are gonna molest him
>Axelotls wanting to do meet and beat with him and Axel immediately thinking it's sexual
>Axel forcing axelotls to be adults while he's off being a brat
He is exclusively axelotls' slut thankyou very much

>>38778675
ToT
I hope we'll get one that fucuses on Axel and Magni

>>38778819
TOT he’d get off on the humiliation...

why is with magmites and replying to bait even in the YT comments?
fucking pathetic KEK

>>38774206
Very gay anon, but if the stream is kino then I will kneel

>>38779013
magmites are just as menhera as magni if not more we've established this already

>>38778908
ToT him cumming from being molested on his way to work...the utter humiliation and ecstasy of it all... such a whore !!

>>38774206
SO YOURE THE REASON WHY HES NOT PLAYING AI SOMNIUM FILES ILL OBLITERATE YOU

>>38774206
Devilish
>>38779092
Better than Ace Attorney on Karrot's recommendation.

these new fujos need to learn to spoiler

>>38779092
>anon prevented a snoozefest
I kneel

>>38779148
Sorry I forgor.

so magni didn't get into a car accident

>>38779092
どんまい

>>38778822
femaxelotls you mean, I don't wanna fuck him

>>38779367
he never said he did

>>38779403
*yet
>captcha: SAXGS

>>38779403
>he doesn’t want to fuck his bro
What are you, gay

>>38779441
Altare is so cute here and short

>>38779183
stop talking about ai:2 like that

>>38779441
That's some good art

Magni's drawing streams are always a start to great fanarts, post your favorite merMags

>>38779480
>>38779516
not happening, but nice try, now come here and spread your legs, we need to grow our fanbase

>>38779788
Y-YES SIR

>>38778202
Not so fast. I hate women too much to let this slide.

>>38779878
ToT cute tofu Nowa being molested!!!

I am the last sane magmite

>>38780043
Probably true.

>>38779758

Magmites don't deserve love or affection. You give them an inch and they'll take a mile. If Magni was smart he would have never toyed around with the idea of indulging magmites with intimacy. All they want to do is take advantage of him.

Magni was so cute in his loopstation stream it made my chest hurt.

>>38780405
I love Vesper in the background

>>38780505
He really was. But so nervous. I prefer relaxed Mag in menshi

>>38780043
there are sane magmites?

>>38780567
I'm sane. I don't want to fix him or anything, I just think it would be hot if he fucked every single holostar at once.

>>38777578
Wrong.

>>38781022
Based

>>38777578
I want to have sex with Bae

>>38777790
i almost never see his rapier in fanarts... kinda sad... i like rapiers...

Reminder he HATES magmites

Found Leaders comment on a fan made Top of the World cover
https://youtu.be/dwBPe7dydhY

>>38782001
LEADER IS A NIGGER?

altnowa

Almond, but it's because Altare isn't successful in making Nowa see him in a romantic light and Magni can't get Axel to realize that he wants to get knotted till he can't walk

>Axel is going to play NGO
I've been waiting for this, even if he can't save her.

>>38782095
ToT uuuuuuu the endless dance between these two, it makes me soft...

My favorite pairing is Magni and Nowa. I always have a blast hearing them talk as to why I feel blessed that Nowa joined him in 2 streams since he came back.
I just love that they talk about whatever and the stream becomes a tiny podcast between the 2, it really reminds me of the old days of Lets Play channel like gamegrumps. Not only is entertaining to hear them banter about anything but they are hilarious while doing so, the glizzy bit is still stuck in my head and making me laugh.

>>38782305
That's tragic as hell, tell me more

>>38782450
magnoir fans have been fed so well recently

>>38782450
The glizzy bit had great comedic timing it might have been the most I've laughed from watching vtubers

>>38782095
kyute art drawfren

>>38782730
thanks! these boys inspire me a lot…

>>38781889 (me)
drawanons /here/ onegai... don't replace his rapier with a spear entirely. im fine with dual wielding.

>>38782723
which was that again

>>38782836
posting more rapier nowa just because

>>38782847
https://youtu.be/73hv1gWf51g?t=3481

>>38782883

>>38782883
>>38782930
He's so kino with a rapier

>>38782836
Actually, dual wielding is pretty cool, like using a rapier and a spear at the same time would be kino, especially if it's Nowa

>>38782930
glasses doko...

>>38782305
Mmm sex angst

are magni and vesper not streaming today?

I noticed that Pako have drawn the boys a lot since their debut. Besides him liking their design obviously, I think he actually does watch their streams when he can.
I truly hope he gets to work for cover again, even he doesn't become a holostars papa.

>>38783129
Magni has a menshi

Saber Nowa vs Lancer Nowa, who wins this servant fight?

>>38782836
>>38782980
like this?

>>38782305
axel hates magni!! he always overlaps with his streams!!

YUME GA SAMETA

>>38783129
Vesper has work to catch up on so no stream today. We may or may not get his schedule, tonight.

>>38783182
correct

>>38783182
roronowa zoro...

>>38782538
Altare sees another obvious flirting attempt by Magni that Axel laughs off. After the gladiator is gone Altare starts to tease Magni about being so down bad. The alchemist retaliates and brings up Vesper and how Altare constantly follows him around like a lost puppy. They bicker and bully each other a lot but in the end they start venting to each other about their failed one sided romances. Magni complains about being touch starved and Altare is a very physically affectionate person, so they'll cuddle. One night they both are extremely frustrated and one thing leads to another..

>>38783158
He started watching tempus and now watches jp stars too. remember him tweeting a miyabi outfit prediction, making an arupapa joke and then calling miyabi cute after the outfit reveal

>>38783182
we are blessed with so many talented drawanons

>>38783201
Did he mention what he may stream?

I'm still over here

>>38783181
Altare usually steams 3 hours and Magni starts 1 hour after. There is barely any room for Axel

>>38783344
Your time will come soon Rpr...think about Zomboid

>>38783344
Warzone collab doko
Did he lie to rpr

>>38783344
>no reply

>>38783181
Oh yeah? Explain this then
https://youtu.be/YgbA0qzOnh4?t=8000

>>38783446
Axel loves Magni!!
I love Tempus unity

>>38783344
this is the most one sided ship of all

Altnowa's son

>>38783344
kek altare really did start to warm up to him and then immediately ghost him when the tourney was over. sasuga autistic introvert leader

>>38783627
that’s just vesper in altare’s clothes

>>38783526
There was some progress at least...
https://youtu.be/YbLXVxGMUyM
When Arupii joins the Zomboid server he'll have his chance, I bolieve in the official 5th member of Tempus

>>38783305
Thats nice but also weird that he cared about tempus before starsjp, i am not complaining though

>>38783627
Cuuute
Would his hair be exactly as Vesper's?

>>38783300
Omega’s ending up together because the alpha’s are too stupid and dense to realize...

imagine a tribal nowa ahaha....

>>38783756
>Omega's

>>38783756
AYO this is the first time I'm seeing this trope... fics please...

>>38783320
he said he was interested in streaming the new DF, but i'm holding my breath on that. Other than that i'm not too sure what will be on his schedule.

>>38783344
Riptare gives me energy when I need it the most. It’s such a weird dynamic

>>38783344
rpr replies
>left on red

Vesper replies
>takes a millisecond to reply back

leader...

>>38784007
>red
*READ
fuck...

>>38784007
he’s so transparent it’s fucking hysterical. he’s responded to rpr’s direct replies maybe once or twice period

>>38783736
hmm blue hair with black strands maybe

>>38783344
When Riptare was at its peak I had a dream that Altare said he wouldn’t be interested in RPR unless he was “tied up correctly” and didn’t elaborate.

>>38784072
and one of those replies was about nowa

>>38784007
You know, this kinda reminds me of.
https://youtu.be/CFoVk9MGzCo

>>38774664
Mysterio banging Mika live on cam!

>>38784372
literally who?

>>38775385
Don't let Jill distract you from the fact Vespapa a.k.a. Nowaoji bought a fucking boar hunting spear...

DEZMOND MAGNI
>you’re cheating

>>38784305
based 2000's AMV enjoyer.

>>38782883
If Alucard can have multiple weapons why can Nowa?

>>38784783

>>38782883
He is a scholar, If he ever gets out of mana now he has other option to deal with enemies

>Altare will go for a Devil ending
>He won't fuck Panam in Basilisk and storm Arasaka from beneath
>He won't go as Johnny with Rouge to fuck Smasher up
>He won't become friends with Silverhand and party like it's 2023
Jobber

>>38785192
>Honestly. I've never seen it
>He already fucked Panam in the basilisk it's a side quest.
>True
>He won't even know about the five minute runtime required when picking the Rogue choice anyway.

>>38773515
Amen.

>>38783627
He looks like a pompous rich kid with a superiority complex, desperate for the recognition of his peers, so he pushes himself to be the best at everything he can.
But this only makes him seem unapproachable, so he is always alone and frustrated about it.

>>38784164
...ToT riptare off collab doko

Why did they stop playing that survival game w the cute creepy art? It was on Mag's channel, as far as I remember they had fun and didnt finish

>>38784305
Kek can’t say i expected loveless here of all places

>>38785542
Don't Starve?

>>38784780
Soubi looks very similar to Nowa, but their relationship is more like Magnoir than Altnoir.Since Ritsuka feels more like Magni.

>>38785581
yeah that one

>>38785627
Magni has more optimism in one finger than ritsuka has the entire anime & manga

>>38783627
Kinda off-topic, but this reminds me of Council LCs and I think is absolutely really cute, keep doing it

>>38776660
>When the girl in the game looks eerily similar to her

>>38778202
I'm still here.

Am I the only one who find it irritating to see fans talk to each other on chat?

>>38785720
>Magni has more optimism in one finger
kek, from his trauma dumps , it kinda feels like 12 year old Magni fits.

>>38785924
... why?

>>38785949
My guess is that it feels disruptive? like chatting while seeing a movie in the cinema

>>38785924
it’s annoying when a stream is happening but whatever in prechat

>>38780405
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>38785949
starsfans aren't used to it

>>38785982
While streaming? yeah it can get a little annoying
In prechat? honestly, i don't care

>>38785982
but they are talking to each other in prechat, if it was during the stream then yeah, but in prechat who cares

>>38785947
12 year old edgy emokid magni...
That get’s groomed by an older handsome man...

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>38785924
>Doesn't even want to socially interact with pre-chat for cursed ideas
Ngmi

stfu leader on the telly

LEADER FUCKIN MY ASS ON THE TELLY

>>38786194
REGIS ALTARE
REGIS ALTARE

I missed Altare a disgusting amount considering he was only gone for one day.

why does he do that

>>38786293
his little sister is rubbing off of him

Sup

>>38786347
EEK!

I want to get wrecked a blood frenzied Nowa and I like watching leader because I know he understands.

>>38786347
our resident altbeat…

I'm fucking sick of Callisto

>>38786373
based and same

>BB
I have FGO brainrot

>>38776496
From now, I´ll consider Vesper´s BoardSpear as an upgrade from his rapier.

Altare brought a car!!

>>38785924
Yeah, but then again Tempus are the first English based streamers I follow so it's probably just something along the lines of culture shock.

holy fuck altare bought a car

please name your car Vesper since you'll be riding it everywhere.

>CARtare

>altare bought a car specifically to go see nowa

He’s frugal when it comes to spending on himself huh

>>38786389
Callisto?

THE ISEKAR

>>38786600
he will drive to him if he has to. surprise off collabs every weekend until Vesper invites him to move in.

>>38786373
my mans so horny that he straight up forgot some words
just like me fr
do you think it feels good to the victim? ive had fantasies of nowa getting sick from lack of blood and glady offering him myself. im pretty small though so i imagine him biting down on me and feeling a wave of pleasure, dizziness, and pain before passing out a few moments later. ^q^

>>38786640
Protocol

>>38786640
anon's probably referring to callisto protocol. idk why, i personally enjoy the death animations, they're cool as fuck

This may be the Tempus version: "Don't let this distract you of the fact that ALTARE BOUGHT A FUCKING CAR"

What model did Altare bought /MANS/?

>>38786711
vespapa's spear is better suited for this purpose

>>38786698
average vestie fantasy
same... I want him to accidentally sever an artery of mines and make me bleed to death. anything to satisfy his blood craving ; q ;;

>>38786662
he is probably just going to drive to him for the first collab and then kidnap him so nowa will have to stream from his basement

>>38786698
I have to believe it feels amazing before you pass out, then he takes care of you until you wake up.

Then he's waiting with a cup of tea.

>>38786763
Good point

>bought a car
Swear to god if it's a tesla

is it bad that I kinda hope Tempus chats will always remain at this speed, and quantity? Nowa's return stream was nice, but the sheer amount of people and how fast the chat was moving felt so off to me. To be fair though, I prefer smaller chats/communities as a whole.

>>38786781
Haha wouldn't that be funny if he accidentally severed an artery so he'd have to turn you to save you and you would be stuck together for all eternity. he he haha

>>38786882
anon he literally just said it’s an extremely beat up manual shift car. it’s not a tesla

>>38786916
ToT aaaaaA if only.....I want to be with him forever...

>>38786752
>>38786882
It was a 2005 Infiniti g35

>>38777246
The boys need to play GTFO. And if is possible, Red Faction Guerrilla multiplayer.

>>38786752
infiniti f35 - 2005

>>38786995
A blue one?

>>38787039 (me)
g35*

>i… am the prodigal son
he does not know what it means

>>38786995
Bet it came pre installed with the aftermarket exhaust. Nothing worse than the sound of a VQ with an open exhaust.

AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38786911
I prefer faster chats so that if I comment something stupid without thought it gets swept by the waves. Don't want to leave a bad impression

KEK

VESPER MY LOVE

KEK

FEET

The nowa censor makes me laugh even after all this time and I don't know why

Vesper doesn't help when he is as equally provoting

FEET? FEET? FEET? FEET? FEET?

LOL

im fucking losing it

KINOOOOOOOO

>>38787051
He won’t say the color it will be for doxxing reasons but I don’t know why’d he say the model and year in the first place then,,,

HUH

>Did I fuck Johnny?
>YES YES YES YES YES

Did he?

actually ok jokes

the thirst for ojisans continue

damn thats some fast sex. Altare's an early shooter?

>>38787235
He must be feeling odd today

>>38786812
oooooughgh aftercare...
how much blood do you think he'd need, even a pint donated gets me lightheaded

he's doing it again...

>he’s doing it again

>>38787235
Who is this guy?

>>38786995
Not a bad choice, could be worse

we're in a timeloop

SEX WITH VESPER AGAIN

Vesper censor part 2 !!

VESPER SEX 2

Ragus Horntare

>>38787235
Enjoy it while you can.

HAND HOLD AAAAAH

Altare raising his voice is fucking hysterical to me

YANDERE RAPE WITH LEADAH WHILE HE BEGS FOR IT TO BE OVER!!!

>FEET AGAIN

HAND HOLDING

>>38787274
He is just like me fr fr

Altare being raped live on stream...

this entire bits fucking amazing

kek did it hit his guitar?

Was that like a 1min 30 sec sex session???

chances he got hard from that

This cute embarrassed prude…

RAGUS IS IMPURE

>>38787474
he probably got more hard looking at Vesper's face if anything, lets be real

>>38787299
The amount varies, but he needs less and less with with (You) around to keep him sated. You always wake up in his bed, cleaned up and bandaged with a cup of tea and some sweets waiting.

wait, did he actually threw the mouse? wtf

>>38787203
They're actually pretty common in general, wonder if it's a manual or auto. Like if I got into StarsEN I'd have to never reveal the fact I own an ND since they're pretty fucking rare.

>>38787550
Yes? You could hear it hit his guitar across the room. Altare commits 100% to whatever he does

broke his mouse for the bit...

>can i shoot her?

cat

>>38787646
I thought he said "Did I shoot her?"

that begging…

Would've hilarious if the mouse bounced back at him and smacked him on his head

Altare likes BBC...
altnowa is real..

I SAW NIPPLE

>>38787721
MAIDOS!

>>38787619
The bit always comes first

What’s going on, why is he funny?

>>38787771
If barely

The isekar is brown...

>>38787547
so comfy kyaa

I hope DnD is in one of the boys schedules for next week, it feels like ages since episode 1...

How long does he have until he beats this?

>>38787982

Altare is on fire today