/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Karrot - Would you visit? (Travel zatsu I think) in 13 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Ov3IWvPb0

Karrot Love!

I want another Tridoxa collab...The Deep Rock one kind of sucked but I saw both Karrot and Woozie were super exhausted...Can we get another high energy one like Minecraft? They're very cute and funny together (not in a cunny way, just genuinely cute and funny).

Rya A Way Out in 90 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5nRE4Y-8d8 (with Bri, Ophie's rigger)

Stuffs

>>38637172
six minutes

>>38637172
It's Pokemon instead now. Collab postponed

My wife Woozie

bump

I love my wife Woozie!

I want to fuck my bro

Baji playing amogus
https://www.twitch.tv/bajiru_en

>>38647905
>>38649462
Bond girls are pretty cute

I want to watch KemoV's Coyote but don't have time...

Liola Mad Father now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrn1bIvC7yg

go up NOW

45 minutes Mew Mirror Forge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw1i7SENDxc
105 minutes Nova Cardfight!! Vanguard Dear Days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bDme2ZAWLM
2.25 hours Woozie Neverhood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTA0oaDGm10

I will not let woozie take her meds

>>38659820
You should or else she'll kill herself

Don't listen to him woozie. take your meds and tame your desire to cum

>>38657631
Mew started.

>>38662404
why would we tame her? what is cuter than a sperg virgin who was too shy to show us her rice purity answers being a mega nympho?

>>38666014
I agree her horniness is hot, but her desire to get off isn't something worth sacrificing her mental health for

>>38657631
Nova live

WOOZIE LIVE

bump

>>38635688
Cutie

Woozie is such a terminally ill zoomie

I... I accidentally derailed this whole stream with one joke...

>>38676640
good, gaming streams suck anyway

>>38676640
derails are great

>>38676766
It's a pretty cute way of learning stuff about her, so I'll take an impromptu zatsu.

Woozie is young enough to be my kid. This feels so wrong.

>>38677893
She's younger sister aged to me, so I'm enjoying this.

>>38677893
There are no old ENs

>>38678153
V&U and Production Kawaii are the two corps with the most hags that I can think of.

Kion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J13yvdhY9Q

Woozie...you need help...

>>38679409
I can fix her...

>Literally called gabe an incel
Based as fuck

She's hornyposting during stream again. What a tease. I wonder if she touches herself while streaming too...

Woozie is my horny wife.

Woozie got me thinking about her pee now

remember falling for a vtuber is like falling for a stripper. never forget the words of Mew

why did that make me hard

Liola Among Us in <7 hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_nukv3fhWQ

I wake up everyday knowing the torturous fact that I will never have Woozie Wanai as my wife.

>>38682127
fuuuck why even live

>>38634635
I would bang this stripper

Imagine if you will, that you are Woozie, you were raised on a steady diet of boomer vidya and 80's stuff because of your dad, weird ass cartoons and being terminally online.

You are bullied in highschool because of your spergy behaviors and anti-normal attitude, resorting to doubling down on your terminal online presence. You find 4chan and soak up the miasma and toxic irony rife in it before you decide to try Vtubing for a small Malaysian indie vtuber company

Now you have the undivided attention of posters from the website that you frequent. Probably the first time in your life that you get any sort of unquestionably honest positive reaction and affirmation.

I am not surprised she's acting like this.

>>38682393
acting like what?

>>38682447
You know what Woozie

>>38682393
It's so endearing. Just this little freak who doesn't know how to handle attention...

>>38682636
THAT'S NOT ME

>>38634635
Imagine being crushed by a puranetto

Noah member's Apex in 4 hours

>>38682393
A-Are we making her worse Wooziebros?

>>38683316
Yes, but consider: needy gf Woozie who would do anything to make you happy

>>38683563
I bet she's very obedient and easy to manipulate .

Why can't you guys enjoy a Vtuber at face value? Why'd you have to be groomers about the entire thing?

>>38684251
sex...

Owl doko?

Does anyone have Mew's chu-chu face? I thought I had it saved, but apparently not.

>>38680878
holy shit, timestamp?

>>38690486
I forget where but some time in the zatsu in last half of the stream

Woozie cute!

>>38693245
Proove it, Woozie

Liola amogus
https://youtu.be/m_nukv3fhWQ

>>38693896
It's like 7:00 AM her time, I can't imagine her waking up this early for me to be her. But I think her cuteness is self evident.

>>38690486
>>38690826
2:26:43

dead thread

Do not be afraid because luna is streaming right now!! https://youtu.be/BDw2OxoSUxo

>>38696401
Never stop making these comfy Wooz edits, anon.

Wooozie thank you for being my girlfriend.

Karrot asmr?
https://youtu.be/oAsFepQtT0E

>>38700758
Whore.

>>38700787
Is this a ritualpost?

>>38682943
>updating u guys on some stuffs
so what update did she tell, or do I have to watch 3 hours plus of what I assume is Apex

>>38701013
Do your Karrot reps

Thanks to whoever shilled bond en here, Tem is pretty cute cake/hag. Unfortunately she overlaps with Mew all the time, so I haven't caught her live so far.

>>38698598
oh, she's kind of cute...

Rya A Way Out (with Bri) live now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJH-smEkqWw

Fen FFXIV in 3 hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9zaQjAMcyE

i love my oshi...

>>38705902
Fen in 1 hour
Ophie character voice karaoke in 2 hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7B60N28Zws (Billy Mays thumbnail...)

Baji https://youtu.be/yBeZCY9YlpY

Chips opera karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fXuzvXYHmA

>>38711993
Oh my God, shes beautiful

>>38710069
Ophie in 15 minutes
Pam Wish on the Holy Night (Type-Moon VN) soft reading soon? https://youtu.be/ucxZYQ3Juxw

Latam agency?
https://mobile.twitter.com/amaidirect

>>38714613
Dios mio...

Lil' bro is streaming soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTZR2NRZzms

>>38717934
Why did Liola schedule her stream at Woozie's regular time? A-Are we not gonna get a backstage today now bros...?

>>38718860
I NEED the Woozie backstage

Thread status: Dead

>>38701575
I really like them, I just hope Bond doesn't fuck it up.
Mimi a cute
Belle seems really familiar but I can't place her, does anyone know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CigqGYmjiHs
Mew Choo Choo Charles in 1 hour.
It's pretty short so she might play something else afterwards if she has time.

wooze soon

I love you Woozie!!!

>>38726312
Mew starting.
Also Tem karaoke at the same time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9YD5GGKiQ8

>>38701575
She's starting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9YD5GGKiQ8

Woozie lives in Ontario?

>>38730183
Gabe you really gotta stop

>>38730749
I'm not Gabe...

Is Woozie a femcoomer?

>>38732972
Aren't her Twitter likes full of doujin panels? I don't use Twitter, so I can't confirm anything.

Woozepiss...

is there a woozie koikatsu character card?

Mimi is an unhinged 12 year old and I love it

>actual fucking kids trying to backseat Mew
Playing this kusoge was a mistake.

>Doom
>Wolfenstien
>Synthetik
The fuck is wrong with her

>>38738675
Synthetik is fun though.

>>38738561
Someone gave this baby too much sugar

Oh hey Mimi is getting posted here now, when did that start? I was gonna start shilling her soon if someone else didn't

>>38738561
>>38739060
Who dis?

>>38739596
Baby Mimi from bondEN

>>38739596
lost child

>>38739645
How many bond chuubas are there...

>>38739957
even the other talents don't know!

>>38739957
Between 5 and like 20
I see you missed my schizo rant
>>38510889
>>38512388
>>38512939

>>38739957
https://www.youtube.com/@bond_EN/channels
These 7 + there is some ram boy with no known debut date. No idea what happens on JP side.

>>38740275
There's also that Meow Mako who hasn't debut'd yet and 3 or more Reality vtubers.
I haven't even seen any /jp/ ones but I think they're mostly on Reality

>>38740374
Yeah, meant to say 8. She debuts on 14th if anyone cares.

>>38740543
I'm curious on why she has 5k subs already, did she just rebrand her channel and delete all her old vids? It's weird since i've seen that happen 3 times now.

I'm woozies powerlevel

>>38734959
An anon posted one a few threads ago.

>sorry, here's a fixed one. i've never shared cards before but this should work if you rename it to Koikatu_F_20221123145707754

>https://files.catbox.moe/7466p8.png

No clue if works.

>>38741679
thanks it works.
i'm going to make her into a futa

>>38740062
jesas...

>>38740543
>>38740814
>she
It's a catboy
Or alphabet soup, who knows
Some comments under the videos imply they clearly know who this is, but good luck finding any info now.

>>38732972
You should see her alt

oh shit, full Akio Overcooked collab next weekend

>>38746011
Isn't it 4 players max?

>>38746610
No idea, but the thumbnail has everyone

>>38747648
>Fen in charge of planning
Every single time.
Hopefully someone tells her before it's too late.

Need to tie up Woozie and put a chastity belt on her. This bitch is too fucking horny for her own good

>>38748315
You wouldn't let her use you, anon?

>>38748524
Wouldn't trust the virgin with a dildo let alone my own dick

>>38749091
More for me retard

I WANNA SMELL

the girl next door has a secret
https://files.catbox.moe/z805il.png

>>38749091
Virgin/inexperienced girls are the best if you're willing to take the time to teach them things. It's not good at first, after a bit, you've got somebody who only knows how to do exactly what you like.

Athena love

up

Fun fact: out of 9 streams Noah did in the last month 4 vods (3 of which were zatsus) were nuked. Wtf is wrong with this girl?

>>38759344
Yagami? That's weird

>>38759344
.... what? wait wait... let me check..
man, you almost gave me heart attack

I see 7 stream
kQTzpAui6sY - Night zatsu - i have
pYRWVSdhbSY - Genshin - Not started
A9zP1mkymYQ - Leo Apex - I have
Utrqs7vhalQ - LABYRINTHINE - rescheduled

Fen schedule

>>38760108
>Genshin - Not started
I swear to god, I remember it happened. Did I really went full schizo already? Sorry for spooking you anyway.
Also last member stream.

>>38752348
based

Woozie I know you're reading this please collab with Lisa and Nia; I need to experience a full dose of concentrated zoomer energy

>>38730279
>woozie cums in bags
checks out

>>38761761
No.

Woozie, I know you're /here/, please find another stream overlay that doesn't fry my retinas with how fucking bright it is. P.S., I love your fat, luscious, Canadian maple ass.

>>38738675
It's called taste. Now fuck off and die.

>>38752348
WOOZIENIS???

>>38738675
I think she's just a sseth enjoying zoomer, desu.

>>38752348
I am trimming too many dicks now

I MISS MY OSHI I WANT HER TO GO LIVE NOW

>>38770575
I feel you.

>>38771246
sex with woozie! cumming inside woozie! choking woozie! pulling woozie's hair! making her feel you get hard again inside her after you finish! making woozie beg you to stop even though she wrapped her legs around you to keep you from pulling out!

Baji study ASMR https://youtu.be/Itd401K_tcs

>>38772931
Cozy aftercare with Woozie! The sound of her heartbeat in your left ear as you rest your head on her chest! The sound of her emulating DOOM on the speakers of the Steam Deck that (You) got her for Christmas in your right ear! The slight fear that she could accidentally drop the Steam Deck on your head at any moment because it's a bit too heavy for her feminine wrists!

Woozie should do ASMR

>>38774153
Uhhhhh, thats gfe bro, thats not cash money

>>38774153
She said she wants so avoid GFE, so I doubt that'll ever happen, unfortunately. I do kinda like imagining a "Younger sister can't sleep, saw you were still awake from the glow of your TV still being on, and comes into your room to spend all night talking with you" ASMR stream, though.

>>38774340
>>38774311
if she won't to asmr explain how her doing that sexy whispery voice in backstage while reading the tim hortons wikipedia page gave me a boner

>>38775448
I don't use Discord or social shit, so I missed it, iokno. But if that's the case, then we can probably reach a middle ground if we can get her to do light shitpost ASMR stuff like that.

Woozie fucked up the schedule
https://twitter.com/wooziewannai/status/1602027873891749888

>>38775770
So, no stream today? I'm crying, shaking, and shitting right now.

Chips anniversary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7U7w8qvAos

>>38775950
It's tomorrow...

>>38776523
I love this virus

I MISS MY OSHI

Is Fen autistic?

>>38783524
Extremely likely

>>38774311
Asmr isn't gfe it's just weird sounds for autists. When it's some roleplay I'm your waifu holds ur head shit, it's gfe.

I miss my Woozie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dBIee8nPJw
Tem plays Fall Guys, starting soon

Woozie should have a masturbation stream for members

>>38789198
How do I become a member just in case she does this in the future?

>>38789541
Pay for memberships when they open

>>38789617
How often do they open?

>>38789731
Should be soon when she gets enough views

>>38789731
She has to get monetized first, and then she can apply (? I think it's an application process, but I could be wrong) to have memberships on her channel. Once that gets okayed, they're open for good. I think.

I've always been faithful to my oshi in the year that I've been watching her, but I might oshihen for Woozie, and I feel like a whore...

>>38792398
who's your oshi? I'll tell you whether you're a whore or justified because your needs aren't being met

>>38792398
>investing in western hoes
Save yourself before it's too late. Casual watching is the way to go, anything else just brings despair.

>>38788961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dBIee8nPJw
After some tech issues it actually starts now.

>>38792758
>Casual watching is the way to go, anything else just brings despair.
This, but nothing to do with the /pol/ trad rhetoric.

>>38792553
It's one of the girls from Kawaii. She's /here/, a bit of a stalker, and very possessive of her viewers. She said she'd poison any of us who cheated with cyanide during a members stream. I used to watch her pretty much exclusively, but then my work schedule changed, and I no longer could. I'd watch vods, but I miss the interaction. She's also gotten into streaming simulator type games lately, which bore the shit out of me, as much as I like her. On the flip side, Woozie's streams always start not too long after I'm done working, so catching her live is never an issue, and I like her game choices so far, even though I'm not typically into boomer shooters.

>>38793226
Less to do with trad memes, more to do with most of them being lazy. If you aren't too invested, you just go watch someone else when they fail to deliver.

>>38793299
>kawaii

It just comes down to GFE vs. BFE then for you. Do you prefer the asmr GFE that the Kawaii girl gives you? Or the chilled out little sibling/bro experience that Woozie gives you?

>>38793649
Can't I FUCK my bro...

>>38793703
kinda sus...

>>38793703
Not with that attitude you can't

>>38793649
She's actually very similar to Woozie, with their unhinged ADHD ramblings. She's not even one of the GFE streamers Kawaii has (even if she's still GFE to me personally), but she does ASMR every couple of months. I started watching her because I really liked her variety content and chat interaction, but obviously I can't interact anymore (she'll reply to my comments occasionally, but that's not the same), and she's trying to hit a niche with simulator and strategy type games, which are of no interest to me.

>>38793939
Bro just say her name, you're giving out so many hints that it's pointless to not say it at all

>>38793939
>very possessive of her viewers
>not even one of the GFE streamers
roru
Stop deluding yourself, anon.

>>38794056
Fine, it's Namiji from Kawaii Gen 2.

>>38794122
She's more like a tsundere, where she bullies the shit out of her viewers during public streams, but then she'll say what she really thinks during membership streams if it comes up. Obviously followed by, "Ew, gross, yuck, you all stink", when she's done.

>>38794189
>>38794357
You're just replacing her with Woozie dude...and then when something new comes you'll replace Woozie with her...

>>38794357
Doesn't Wooz already do the same thing...

>>38794389
Nah, I'm extremely picky with chuubas, which is why I was so surprised about this. I really don't think this would have been the case had I been able to keep watching her live and if her gradual shift in content wasn't filtering me.

>>38794520
She does, which is part of why I think they're so similar. They even have similar ways of speaking. I think I'm just gravitating towards Woozie more because of aforementioned reasons.

>>38794638 (Me)
I also just remembered that they're both going to be two of the only VTubers to stream Shenmue on YouTube. That game inflicts real life psychological damage, by the way, so get ready for that.

>>38793299
do what you have to do man. Your reasons for switching are justified

>>38795607
Arigato, for putting up with my venting, my man. I just feel extra bad, because my oshi gets fuck all for donations since she isn't GFE like most of the others in her company, and I was her top guy. I don't think I'll outright drop her, since I still greatly enjoy her as a person, but I might stick to her membership streams and whatever she does that isn't a simulator game.

>>38796195
That book club shit is pretty rare

>>38796195
that's good to hear

>>38796278
The book club streams are kino. Totally ruined anyone else's membership content by comparison for me, solely on the basis that it's a regular part of her weekly schedule. Most people just give you some emotes and membership posts where they vent their menhera-ness, but go months without an actual members stream. She used to do way more of them, but her fucking management told her to cut down on doing so many, unfortunately.

>>38796585
Woozie will do bfe fanfic reading streams dont worry bro

Summer Belle is playing Silent Hill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLj42VzQpCc

>>38796888
God, I can only hope so. I wanna hear some of the cringey shit she used to write. I found my oshi's old fanfics, but it was all fujo shit, so I couldn't stomach reading it. I'm really hoping Woozie's membership is worth it whenever she gets it.

>>38797361
>fujo shit

>>38797440
Yeah, she keeps it under wraps, outside of when she occasionally let the mask slip a bit while playing Final Fantasy or talking about Kingdom Hearts. She's a fujo in her personal time if I've ever seen one, but she's not obnoxious about it elsewhere.

>>38797737
You doxxed your oshi wtf?

>>38797799
Not really. She had a slip that I noticed, and it led me down a rabbit hole of her other accounts. I'm not the type to do anything malicious or stalk, and it's not the first time I've found someone's stuff, so I just admired her boobs for a little bit and went about my day.

>>38797361
Luckily Woozie is openly anti-fujo, so at least we know it won't be that...I'm not convinced it wont be whatever the yuri equivalent is, though...

>>38798208
Fucking disgraceful you don't deserve Woozie or her surprisingly hefty breasts

>>38798350
You can't take my status as a Woozer away from me, I earned seeing my oshi's massive tits!

>pkg nigger
2 more weeks until you cheer for troll SCs and dox Woozie

>>38798569
I don't even browse /pkg/ because they're too schizo for me. It used to be pretty chill, but then they pivoted to being a general where they just gossip about other viewers, regardless of how many girls were live. Now I just hang out here and /vnug/, because it's slow and relaxed.

>>38798729
I...I'm sorry
I was too quick to judge

ALL ROADS LEAD TO WOOZIE

>>38799069
Shame on you, also besides we already got a holofag following Woozie and they're major doxxfags

>>38799069
No worries. Each general has its own reputation and "culture", so it's understandable that people might feel a certain way when it comes up.

>>38799124
Here, anon, since I've seen you guys post this a few times. The full (?) version.

glizzy globbler

I close my eyes and in my restless dreams, I see the Glizzy Globbler.

>>38799540
the version on youtube is only 3 and a half minutes. am I missing something?

>>38800481
Woozie put the version with the original instrumental on her Twitter because she couldn't on YouTube due to copyright. So there are two different versions out there.

>>38800481
The youtube version doesn't have the original instrumental for copyright reasons. This is the full version with the original instrumental.

>>38799540
Where did you get this?

W-Woozie? Is that you...?

>>38800764
Her twitter also Woozie is too retarded for 4chanX

>>38800804
But the twitter version is only 2 mins long...

>>38800655
twitter version is only 2 minutes

>woozie will never watch you jerk off

why even live

>>38801126
I watch to ravage Karrot's bf's ass while Woozie is watching.

>>38800863
>>38800982
You can splice both of them together

>>38801243
I should splice your ass together for taking this long to tell us that's what you did

>>38801297
Sorry...

False Woozie alarm

>>38801243
it's not spliced together :( I posted the original recording before the instrumental had to be changed cuz susan is a cunt

>>38801395
Stop larping as Woozie

>>38801243
>>38801395
what the fuck is going on? Is this version spliced or the original and who the fuck posted it here?

>>38801521
I don't know, but I hate bitches named Susan.

WOOZIE IS AMONG US

>>38801521
Some fake alt account is larping as Woozie

>>38801521
work of fiction

>>38801619
What throws me off is that it's named after a band she tweeted about today.

Honestly though what are the chances that Woozie actually comes here?

>>38801713
It's a very good larp

>>38801736
Anon...

>>38801736
100%.

>>38801746
I agree. My biggest suspicion about it was how fresh the account is.

>>38801736

Woozie sees all your horny posts! Woozie jerks off to all your horny posts! Woozie dreams about having sex with you! Woozie sees everyrhing you post about her!

Okay Woozie you horny attention whore slut. If you're that desperate to prove you're here. Then post a Tokyo Jihen song in both your official and alt within 10 minutes of each other

>>38801783
>>38801785
>>38801890
I'm new here sorry...

>>38802368
It's okay anon, we're just taking the piss. Woozie was caught on one of her first few streams browsing around here.

>>38797112
>open the stream after Tem ended
>it's Apex
What happened? Was SH too scary for her?

i think u guys need to find another hobby..

Woozie you fucking retard

I'm not a dingus...

>>38802460
I could tell she'd at least been here from debut based on how she spoke and the jokes she'd make. Caught me off guard at first.

>>38802656
Woozie...please it's not healthy seeking validation from this den of groomers and sickos...

>>38802880
maybe she wants to be groomed

>>38802880
Unfortunately I think this is the consequence of her growing up online.

>>38801464
>>38802259
Nice cat pictures Gabe

>>38802919
Didn't she post that our weird posts about her make her horny? I'm pretty sure she does

>>38802259
Link to her alt?

>>38802880
Not Woozie. I made the original soundpost. Befor itt got btfo'd./spoiler]

>>38803014
Hint: It's the band she was gushing about on Twitter

Woozie isn't streaming right now, what's up with all the schizoposting?

>>38803224
Discord Patreon stuff

>>38802245
I can't tell if this makes me want to make more or less horny posts about her

>>38803355
More in my case.

Can you fellas help an anon out I'm trying to get woozie on akinator and my power alone isn't enough I'm on my hands and knees

>>38803591
Who the fuck uses akinator in 2022

>>38803674
me

>>38802490
Motion sickness. She said she'd get medicine for it next time.

>>38803692
Why though?

>>38803705
Poor gal. She seems alright.

>>38803355
Look at this bitch, look at her dick sucking lips, this horny bitch likes to pretend she's some pure kind soul, she says she's your bro and that gfe is beneath her.
This bitch is a fucking SLUT.
She is a shameless WHORE.
Grab the bitch by the hair and force her down, have her spread on the table like a meal, ram your dick right in her unshaven and busted pussy and ravage her like you're roleplaying the most degenerate Futaba x Joker fanfic.
This bitch has no shame, she craves your attention and cock. She shitposts on this hellhole of a site because it's the only place that will give her the time of day. This shameless wench has had her entire life poisoned by the internet and her father.
She's so fucking pathetic, an absolute femcel and a failure of a F E M A L E, reduced to begging for the attentions of incels and subhuman wastes of space because she is THAT fucking desperate.
Smack this bitch in the face, grab her perky tits and squeeze them until she squeals like a JAV whore. Keep pumping her with the semen that she craves so much, slide your dick inside and out until her pussy wraps around it like memory foam. Make her your pet, make her your slut. Give her the love she's been missing in her life.
Make her feel like a woman.

>>38803954
I already did that lol

>>38803954
calm down woozie

>>38803954
Nice

>>38803591
help

>>38803954
Gabe...do you have no shame? She's gonna know this was you...

>>38804102
I'd hit yes. But I think you need to take a few steps back and see if it's able to ID more popular chuubas based off of the answers you give it for questions like that, and then apply it to Woozie afterwards.

>>38804102
Say yes

>>38804106
How do you know this is Gabe?

Woozie is currently masturbating and so am I.

Sorry but who is Gabe?

>>38804234
I'm hitting "don't know" for stuff I'm not sure on.

>>38804303
He calls her a femcel in her chat all the time, and when he killed her at her Among Us stream, she mentioned that she'd called him an incel because he says female

>>38804526
They're pretty common words, especially in the context of a hornypost

I've done it...

>>38803954

>>38804931
I can treat her right...

ffs

>>38804931
Look at this cutie, look at this clueless retard, this fucking mouthbreather. She's such a fucking retard, a loser who posts in an indie thread in fucking /vt/ because it's her only source of social interaction.
Imagine slinging this bitch over the shoulder and taking her to the kitchen, imagine cooking actual food for her to eat, imagine showering her as you try to make her presentable.
This bitch has no idea how to be a woman, you need to teach her everything, you need to dress her up. Maybe go shopping downtown, go out in your local mall. She's shy and withdrawn, her small hands clinging to your hoody as you go through the stores. You take her to fucking Forever 21 and buy her a cute virgin killer look before getting some ice cream together.
Imagine taking this bitch to the movies, watching the latest Marvel bullshit from the 10th wave or some shit. The both of you making fun of it, before you makeout in the dark, you don't care if anyone catches you.
Imagine driving Woozie around the city, going nowhere, just playing some synthwave on the radio as you start talking about life.
Imagine driving Woozie to the the outskirts of town, parking somewhere while you go out a nightwalk.
Imagine sitting somewhere as the both of you stare at the night sky, staring out the moon. Imagine kissing Woozie on her smooth lips, then sliding your hand down under her skirt, being gentle as she cries slightly, making sure you treat her like a lady
She's so deprived
She's so horny
You need to love her, she can't live without it

>>38805085
Anon please I can only get so horny

>>38805085
Aren't you like a 35 year old incel gabe?

>>38805544
literally the type of guy woozie likes

>>38805085
I would never subject Woozie to going outside because I don't want to do that shit either . I'm keeping it simple with letting her play Bugsnax on my Steam Deck as we lay in bed together under a heated blanket, while I tell her how good she's doing even though she's been struggling to catch a Cappucceetle for the past 15 minutes.

>>38805085
>>38803954
Anon you made her horny...she started sex posting again...

I saw this earlier and thought of Woozie... https://twitter.com/beezzard/status/1602115547399073792

>>38806165
tweet it at her

>>38806088
I'M GONNA KILL HIM I WANT TO MAKE WOOZIE HORNY WHAT THE FUCK

Woozie fingers interlocked missionary sex for the purpose of procreation

>>38806300
I think she'll see it.

How do you feel about a Baji OP image

>Joined December 2022
Definitely not her you guys are getting trolled

>>38807026
Someone asked her to make a horny alt a few threads ago. There's some "proof" it's her as well.

>>38807026
It's fine, a larp account would ironically dissuade schizos from trying to doxx her actual alts

>>38806165
Woozie you should go like this post if the alt actually belongs go you

I'm ready to post the next thread when this one is closer to dying...

>>38807913
This one's already on Page 10.

>>38807955
I know what I'm doing.

>>38808015
Do you?

>>38807298

>>38808015
Ogey.

>>38808039
Nice photoshop

>>38808022
>>38808051
Soon.

>>38808120
go check her likes yourself then

>>38808206
Literally nothing

>>38808163

>>38808248
???

>>38808270
New bread: >>38808347

>>38808352
I'm pretending to be retarded, I find Woozie's constant attempts to validate her being /here/ cute and retarded. Let us continue gaslighting her for our enjoyment

>>38808039
>>38808352
The mad lad did it

>>38808406
Sorry anon, I think I'm retarded.

>>38806165
This was my first and only Woozie hornypost...