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Incendiary Anime Opinions Edition

Last thread: >>38480362

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

>> No.38495537
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Consider the following: Chainsaw Man is just Naruto for zoomers

>> No.38495545

Vesper went out biking when he got suspended and died at some point

>> No.38495577

How do we save Magni from his WRONG anime opinions?

>> No.38495598

Magni HATES anime

>> No.38495601

>>38495577
>WRONG

>> No.38495604

>>38495537
CSM characters are too disposable for that to be even remotely accurate

>> No.38495616
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>>38495484
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanjí?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanjí!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.38495624

>>38495545
>and dad at some point
FTFY. He became a father to your oshi's child.

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I baked the thread correctly this time and remembered to add the subject.

>>38495616
Amen

>> No.38495638

>>38495537
Fujimoto really enjoys killing his characters so no

>> No.38495647

>>38495601
Well, there's no point saving him from the right ones

>> No.38495666
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>>38495616
AMEN

>> No.38495723

are we officially the fastest thread in this board?

>> No.38495735

>>38495632
axelbaker my beloved...

>> No.38495743

no one likes the okama duck

>> No.38495750

no... soul link...

>> No.38495752

>>38495537
Chainsaw Man is Fire Punch for not schizos.

>> No.38495774

Soul link is fucking DONEZO
Also Magni hates the duck KEK

>> No.38495784

Vesties.... your oshi.....

>> No.38495802

>>38495632
Well done, I'm proud of you.

>> No.38495803

Why is Magni so fucking avoidant about Vesper?
Was the sex THAT bad?

>> No.38495830

>>38495803
You'd be mad too if someone blew out your back

>> No.38495833

>>38495752
CSM had a respectable amount of schizophrenia at least, he just replaced most of it with Power sex appeal which I had no problem with

>> No.38495842

magni is DYING AIIIIIEEEEEE

>> No.38495844

>>38495803
Vesper literally broke his back...

>> No.38495845

>>38495803
The sex LITERALLY broke his fucking back

>> No.38495880

>>38495803
Vesper's a big guy

>> No.38495883

>>38495830
>>38495844
>>38495845
is that why it's called brokeback mountain?

>> No.38495916
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>>38495883

>> No.38495935

>>38495880
for you

>> No.38495948

I think I started dismissing new anime series like I dismiss new music
I only remember old classics with fondness and disapprove all modern releases

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>>38495883
>mountain
yeah...

>> No.38496006

>>38495616
Amen.

>> No.38496008

>greed island
it dragged on a little for my liking, but the fucking boat is even worse
my personal favourite arc is still Yorknew City / Heavens Arena

>> No.38496066

vore mention again

>> No.38496190

Ok for real, is Magni also in some shit that he isn't being more loose about Vesper compared to Altare and Axel?

>> No.38496192

wait a minute.... did magni just doxx his age....he's actually a brat??! ToT

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>>38495616
Amen.

>> No.38496251

this fucking moaning little whore

>> No.38496304
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>>38496190
WHY DO YOU CARE
HE'S COMING BACK
DEZ DOESN'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT VESPER ALL THE FUCKING TIME THIS IS HIS STREAM
SHUT THE FUCK UP VESTIES JESUS CHRIST

>> No.38496317
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...So what are you guys watching this season?
>Chainsaw
>Gundam
>Mob S3
>Uzaki S2
That maid show with the guns also looks fucking nuts

>> No.38496376

>>38496317
mob season 3
mairimashita iruma-kun season 3
latest precure season

>> No.38496387
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WHERE IS HE
I am patient man but if Vesper doesnt come back I might cry.

>> No.38496409

>Hisoka
fuck, of course

>> No.38496428

>>38496317
I've stopped watching anime and just started reading manga since it's more time efficient

>> No.38496435

>>38496317
Gundam
Human Bug Daigaku
Molcar
Poptepic
Spy x Family
Bocchi

>> No.38496440

>>38496317
Only Gundam, no time to watch anime adaptations I just read manga.

>> No.38496454

>>38496387
12:00 JST is when they'll announce Vesper's graduation via disappearance.

>> No.38496461

>>38496409
this magni clone is defective, please understand

>> No.38496474

>>38496317
just csm and mob 3, im a manga reader mostly

>> No.38496475

>>38496190
>vesper bragged a bit too much to management about the magni offcollab but magni only gets a slap on the wrist because he wasn't the one who did the raping

>> No.38496481

>>38496317
bleach
chainsaw man

>> No.38496491

>>38496317
>Mob s3
>Chainsaw Man because I want to have children with Power
that's it, I also watched Edgerunners and it was alright

>> No.38496499

>>38496304
>Altare: "Vesper? Yea he will be fine"
>Axel: "Vesper? Don't worry I talked to management"
>Magni: "Oh um... yea... I don't know whats up with Soul Link because um... why is Altare playing a new file?"
That's why, I'm worried about the guild dynamic.

>> No.38496506

>>38496317
>Chainsaw
>Spy x Senpai
I honestly don't have time for anything else in my schedule. I am waiting for Tomo-chan and Nagatoro

>> No.38496508
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>>38496440
Oh yeah pop team epic as well

>> No.38496534

>>38496317
sword cat girl
eminence in shadow
that's about it

>> No.38496550

>>38496317
>>38496435
>>38496440
>Gundam
If by Gundam you mean Mercury, how can you people enjoy that shit?

>> No.38496556

>>38496304
based schizo altventurer

>> No.38496559

>>38496387
everyone has been saying tomorrow he'll be back.

>> No.38496561

I love how mario just randomly launches into the sky there

>> No.38496562

>>38496499
You haven’t noticed Magni is generally disconnected from the other boys yet?

>> No.38496599
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>>38496550
It's fun

>> No.38496659

Oh no he knows!

>> No.38496660

>>38496550
I just watch every Gundam.

>> No.38496681

magmites… he hates you guys…

>> No.38496710

>I knew I should've cared about you Mags more
He hated us...

>> No.38496750

>>38496681
It's a complicated relationship

>> No.38496769

Roofieing Magni let's goooooo

>> No.38496828
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MAGNI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.38496833

Drink your Magmite coconut water, Magni.

>> No.38496857

>Magni is literally getting withdrawls from diet coke
it's over...

>> No.38496876

>>38496828
cant tell if thats a tiny person or a big bottle

>> No.38496905

>>38496828
just like me fr fr

>> No.38496926

I forgot his favorite color is pink. I love my fruity oshi.

>> No.38496936
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>Favorite color is pink
Magni really is a girl.

>> No.38496943

>>38496876
wait wtf you're right

>> No.38496950

>>38496828
How much does liquid one of these hold? I need to work on my water intake next year and I wanna do it in style, but I don't wanna carry a huge-ass bottle to places. I figured I'd split it up among different bottles.

>> No.38496971

>>38496936
how new

>> No.38496996

>>38496936
ISRAEL

>> No.38497000

I don't know anything about streaming or the like other than the basics. Are capture cards things you "go through"?

>> No.38497031
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>> No.38497050

>>38496950
>I don't want to carry one large, easy to take care of bottle and instead complicate it by having to bring multiple bottles containing the same volume with me
excuse me anon do you really

>> No.38497150

>>38497050
Yes. I refuse to look like a complete tool.

>> No.38497210

>>38497150
>worrying about looking like a tool
lmao, what a fucking tool

>> No.38497214

>>38496950
well recommended daily water intake is like what 3? 3.5 liters? a standard sized bottle is like 500ml, 7 full standard water bottles a day, or a singular 1 liter bottle you fill up 3 times , whatever tickles your goat brother

>> No.38497259

Magni wants to go to Disney land with Axel doesn't he.

>> No.38497296

>>38497259
possibly

>> No.38497302

>>38497150
you think that you would look like less of a tool with one large bottle (it's not even large I've seen plenty they're very medium sized) and instead you want to carry around multiple small ones like you have a potion concoction belt
what?

>> No.38497310

>>38497210
>not letting Magni hydrate you directly UwU

>> No.38497315

I want Magni and Astel to go on a Disney date

>> No.38497363

>>38497310
Disgusting piss drinker.

>> No.38497433

>>38496317
I refuse to watch the new gundam or buy any of it's kits
>>38496550
literally this, it's fucking waifu garbage pandering to the lowest of the low degenerate weebs. It's bringing in a bunch of new fags that only care about anime girls, no better than retarded unicorns for vtubers. I want tomino autism and cool dudes being autismos not yuri pandering.

>> No.38497442

Magni your giantess fetish is showing...

>> No.38497457

>>38497433
Show me on the doll where the tanuki hurt you

>> No.38497474

>>38497315
they both would drool over the lion king attractions

>> No.38497492

>>38497442
Has he seen the gura one?

>> No.38497538

>>38497310
I hope you're enjoying this part

>> No.38497564

>Stop edging the flowers

>> No.38497645
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>magmites after drinking magfluids

>> No.38497718

Why are plantgirls always hot

>> No.38497730

magni doesn't want to talk about vesper because of how indescribably horny he is right now and thinking about vesper would only push him over the limit

>> No.38497763

>>38497718
based

>> No.38497836

A-CHAN DON'T LOOK

>> No.38497858

Why is he like this...

>> No.38497910

>>38497858
He's currently on his meds (diet coke)

>> No.38498030

Did Bowser Jr. create Yoshi? Is that why he dissolves in water?

>> No.38498084

>Magni is going for the Poison River
Oh no

>> No.38498105
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>>38497538

>> No.38498129

Watching Magni is to always expect him saying the most cursed shit out of nowhere.

>> No.38498156

WAIT HE'S BEEN STREAMING FOR HOW LONG? BUT HE JUST STARTED?!

>> No.38498176

>>38498156
Almost 90 minutes

>> No.38498333

I love this idiot too much

>> No.38498363

>>38496550
nu-gundam is literally school shit
fuck that
no one wants to see that

>> No.38498365

>>38498176
FUCK

>> No.38498409
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Magni is so cute to me. fucked up moe. i love his mannerisms and the lil sounds he makes. i find them very endearing and cute. i also love his sense of humor

Magni love or whatever

>> No.38498432

>>38498363
Clearly a lot of people do considering how well it's doing

>> No.38498441

>>38498409
tsun magmite

>> No.38498476

>>38498409
you look delicious and punchable bud

>> No.38498496

>>38498432
clearly a lot of people are retarded

>> No.38498501

Mogu Mogu Magni cute

>> No.38498536

>>38498496
>Gatekeeping the giant robot cartoon

>> No.38498537
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>>38498496
And you're one of them

>> No.38498546

>Magni thinks diet coke isn't bad because it has no calories
his poor heart

>> No.38498638

Magni just crossed a terrible threshold

>> No.38498679

Magnation how do we punish our oshi for having such SHIT taste?

>> No.38498704

How can you hate fritos

>> No.38498707

>>38498679
choose another body part to break

>> No.38498710

This stream has been more rants about inane bullshit than it has been about Mario

>> No.38498741

>>38498707
I'll break his hands so he has to rely on me for everything :)

>> No.38498753

>>38498710
The true male experience then

>> No.38498766

I bet Vesper will just start streaming a normal zatsudan at 10 am PST tomorrow like nothing happened, and it'll be super funny

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>>38498707

>> No.38498791
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I don't know about the "worst" chips, but the best ones are Cape Cod kettle chips.

>> No.38498823

>>38498710
good, he's entertaining that way

>> No.38498854

he nearly said "I'm such a slut for cornbread"

>> No.38498868

He sounded like he was about to say he's a slut for cornbread.

>> No.38498898

Magni "I'm not a whore but I am a slut for cornbread" Dezmond

>> No.38498912

Munchos > Indie/Local chips > Doritos > Cheetos > Chili Cheese Fritos > dirt > Normal Fritos

Also, oh snap he's going for the Sirena Beach mission

>> No.38498921

>>38498854
>>38498868
>>38498898
my name is cornbread

>> No.38499001

Sunshine was pretty fucking hard for a Mario game now that I think about it

>> No.38499083

At least he likes cheezits.

>> No.38499092

>>38499001
It is hard and the level design is kinda ass, a lot of bullshit with the stars too. Not even gonna mention the raft on the last stage

>> No.38499187

>>38499092
I personally think the boat controls well, it's just too complex for a Mario game. I did speedrun any% for a while so I might be biased.

>> No.38499285

>>38499083
He definitely meant cheese nips

>> No.38499290

>>38499187
It's too harsh, they should've gave it "hp" instead of a fucking instadeath penalty.

>> No.38499302

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1600360536805236736
>Tomorrow morning I will explain my absence. I have no regret for my actions. The children I have sired will be strong, and your oshi is proud to bear my seed.

Holy shit, the rrats had good cheese.

>> No.38499328

>>38499302
GIVE ME FUCKING TOWA BABY YOU FOOL

>> No.38499361

>>38499302
How did you do that?

>> No.38499394

>>38499302
that's not Towa baby...

>> No.38499412

>>38499302
He will reveal he's the father of my child
t. Omegaα

>> No.38499421

>>38499361
twitter doesn't care what name you put before status, just that it has a valid id. you could put anything

>> No.38499459

>>38499361
you need to reborn like 3 times

>> No.38499553

Goodnight /MANS/. I love Tempus and I hate the vestie.

>> No.38499587

Magni...

>> No.38499612

>>38499553
That vestie? Me

>> No.38499654
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>>38499553
the vestie

>> No.38499680

HE DID IT

>> No.38499705

this cute brat!!!

>> No.38499745

>if you don't know, don't say anything
say it louder for /vt/ please

>> No.38499808

Maguni Dezumondo Love

>> No.38499826
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>>38499745

>> No.38499846

Magni HATES Mario Golf

>> No.38499850

Mario sports games just haven't been the same since strikers charged...

>> No.38499866

>>38496936
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8qjpaMbUY-Y#t=27m24
Story behind it - it's actually pretty wholesome.

>> No.38499880

ENTER DGK

>> No.38499887

ENTER LEADER

>> No.38499933

>>38499302
All these fake tweets are so silly, literally everyone in this thread has Vesper notifications on. Only people who want to be fooled have ever been fooled by it.

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ALMOND LOVE

>> No.38499956

>>38496550
Read somewhere that the directors favorite gundam is Victory so I'm waiting for victory to kick in.

>> No.38500061

>>38496550
>>38497433
Was this not the same original thoughts about Iron Blooded Orphans until they popped off towards the end?

>> No.38500175

>>38496317
I watched two episodes fate grand order cause someone in chat suggested it and its surprisingly good.

>> No.38500187

>>38500061
I never finished watching IBO and have no desire to finish it. First Gundam show I ever dropped mid season and I still think Seed Destiny is the worse Gundam ever made.

>> No.38500192

>>38499933
I don't have notifications on for anyone on Twitter, but I don't follow any of the fake links because Vesties are so annoying that I don't even care if he comes back anymore

>> No.38500227

>>38500175
I hope Grand Order isn’t your first Fate

>> No.38500228

he just fucking killed yoshi

>> No.38500234

JOBBER

>> No.38500267

This is the worst fucking Shine in the entire game.

>> No.38500299

I don’t remember this Yoshi boat ride being THIS bad.

>> No.38500316

>>38500227
I read the VN. This reminds me of the VN, but it isn't dragging on forever before getting to what its about. I pretty much got the gist of it in 5 minutes.

>> No.38500336

>>38500299
Magni sucks at jumping, but the boat also has jank physics.
Plus this is just getting to the challenge. If he Game Overs or takes the pipe in the level he has to do it all over again.

>> No.38500339

>>38500316
>Anon read the VN
Based.

>> No.38500346

kek this dumbass

>> No.38500369

Poor boy looks so defeated

>> No.38500452

>Magni finally figured out you could take the manhole tunnel to the island

>> No.38500469

kek what the fuck

>> No.38500478

HE BARFED ON US

>> No.38500484

We're losing him again.
He really is healing

>> No.38500515

>>38500478
BARF ON ME MAGNI
IM READY

>> No.38500553

>>38498536
Yes

>> No.38500610

WHY DID HE GO BACK TO THE SAME BOAT THIS MORON

>> No.38500612

IT WILL NEVER END

>> No.38500735

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.38500752

Magni is the fucking worst, why is he so bad at video games

>> No.38500767

TIMELOOP

>> No.38500772

>doesn't know deep rock galactic
DYRBI

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If he EVER gets to the poison river in the future I'm gonna superchat him to take the pipe

>> No.38500788

the shine that broke him

>> No.38500819

>>38500610
He has to sail the same boat.

>> No.38500833

MAGSTEL ISREAL??

>> No.38500835

>>38500819
boys?

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ASTEL SENPAI LOVE

>> No.38500846

RATE STREAM

>> No.38500884

>>38500846
Attack on Titan/420 seasons

>> No.38500890

>>38500846
yoshi abuse/10

>> No.38500892

>>38500846
AoT is the click-bait YouTuber of anime/10

>> No.38500903

>>38500846
ADHD zatsu / 10

>> No.38500925

>>38500846
Magni HATES zoomers/10

>> No.38500982

>>38500846
I like Genki Magni more than Sickly Magni.

>> No.38501023

https://twitter.com/_jojobread/status/1600277128247144448?s=46&t=lldAHdXPhE_nZ82jxI9nVw

>> No.38501233

So why did Vesper show up in Magni's chat with "?!?" less than an right before he was suspended?

>> No.38501251

>>38501233
He was reacting to something Magni said
That wasn't Vesper. Stop before it's too late. Do not ask questions. It will all be okay soon.

>> No.38501329

>>38501233
Don't care. Good news. Deep Rock Galactic next week.
Bad news. We have to wait for Vesper for yet another fucking week.

>> No.38501392

>>38501329
>We have to wait for Vesper for yet another fucking week
Who said that? Jwu

>> No.38501400

>>38501392
no one.

>> No.38501421

>>38501251
>spoiler
Schizochama, you do know that by just hinting at it will only make people even more curious right?

>> No.38501436

>>38501392
anons understood Altare saying 'I want to play DRG with the boys next week' as 'vesper is returning next week'
basically, retardation

>> No.38501481

>>38501392
Altare made a tweet about wanting to play deep rock galactic with the boys next week but that doesn't mean that DRG will be his return stream

>> No.38501495

>>38501251
Wait… That guy?

>> No.38501638
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38501638

clingy doggie misses his lil shitheads
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1600384079933083648

>> No.38501707

>>38501638
he just had a stream yesterday...

>> No.38501715
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38501715

>>38501638
I MISS AXEL TOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.38501753

>>38501638
Aniki ToT

>> No.38501800

>>38501638
He's also becoming parasocial with us...

>> No.38501867
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38501867

So, we are about to approach the middle of the week...
Any bets on when do you think Vesper will return?

>> No.38501901
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38501901

>>38501638
HE LOVES US

>> No.38502162

>>38501867
2023 November 19

>> No.38502498
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38502498

>>38501800
He's always been parasocial with axelotls, no? He keeps saying he enjoys streaming and talking to us, and that he loves us so fucking much even if we're stupid lil dumb bitches ToT He'd even skip basketball games with his mates so he could hang out and game with us ToT Aniki loves us so much...

>> No.38502519

>>38501867
I am betting my balls on his return on Wednesday

>> No.38502637

>>38502519
Anon today is Wednesday.

>> No.38502676

>>38502637
At his usual time slot

>> No.38502726

Nowa oji will return today!!! I'm so happy!!!!

>> No.38502754
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38502754

>I need to tell you something. Please listen, and try not to panic.
>Your grandpa has been suspended for... quite some time. Yes, yes, I know, you'd like to know how long.
>I'm afraid it's been... nine years.

>> No.38502795

new rrat:
Vesper went on a biking/camping trip to Canada to sooth his soul. Kronii sensed this and began stalking him. Kronii killed him in a fit of ego fuelled anger over the life advice she was given. They still haven’t found the body.

>> No.38502794
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38502794

>>38502498
Aniki, expressing your feelings is gay

>> No.38502798

>>38502726
Anon... you may need to sit down for this one......

>> No.38502842

>>38502754
No...
NO
NOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.38502843

>>38502162
And it's gonna be his biggest bit yet.

>> No.38502872

>>38502795
I will find his body first and

>> No.38502891
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38502891

>>38501638
My bro...

>> No.38502997

>>38502162
on International Men's Day you say? quite based

>> No.38503031
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38503031

I know the boys keep saying he will be back and I never doubted he wouldn't and makes me a bit happy but goddamn man, I miss him so much. The 2 weeks were painful enough, I hope he returns tomorrow or the day after, at least somewhere this week.
More importantly I just hope he is alright too, considering how he is in the streams I just worry that he really might take this suspension to heart but hopefully he takes it in a positive way going forward.

>> No.38503209
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>>38502754

>> No.38503217

>>38503031
I'm guessing he's probably alright. That or he's been in a food coma since Thanksgiving.

>> No.38503278

The week is over, and Nowa still hasn't returned.

>> No.38503297

>>38503031
I like to think he knows that most everyone is on his side
Everybody agrees management are fuckers with how they've handled this

>> No.38503404

do you think that the reason it takes so long is that maybe he is getting a new manager or something? Like something might need to be shifted behind the scene before letting him stream or even getting his accounts back?

>> No.38503412
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38503412

>>38503278
>Week is over
>It's still Tuesday in burgerland
Brother. What the- oh wait it should be Wednesday in burgerland now. 3:00 AM or something? Whatever.
It's still not the end of the week.

>> No.38503446

>>38503404
>Spoiler
If what Axel said is true then yeah. Maybe.

>> No.38503524

>>38503404
Vesper "I will not return until you give me a real living monkey as my manager! It's for the bit!"

>> No.38503555

>>38503404
I barely know about this kind of stuff but does he really need a new one? was it really this massive fuck up that the relationship between him and the manager that was already there is unfixable?

>> No.38503629

>>38503555
Of all the rrats I believe the Xcom perms. His manager managed to forget to get the perms for the Twitch Takeover, and then again for the Thanksgiving, which irritated Vesper.

>> No.38503693

>>38503555
I have no idea what is going on, but if the management fight rrat is real, there is no way he can go back to the manager that caused his 2 weeks suspension, like the trust can't be there anymore (ofc depending on the kind of fight they had)
I am just worried about why tell us that the suspension is 2 weeks, only to drag it out longer for whatever reason, if it's not just Vesper ghosting us

>> No.38503714

>>38503555
He lost XCOM perms during Twitch Takeover at the last minute. Got bonked multiple times because of some dirty jokes when other talents have done much worse, eventually leading Vesper to ghost his own manager for four days straight.

>> No.38503715

Feel like complete shit just want him back

>> No.38503744

Maybe his suspension was 3 weeks but Cover were retarded and said 2 weeks by accident, but didn't correct it?

>> No.38503777

Why aren't the vesties ruling out the fact that maybe Vesper just hates them and doesn't want to stream? If I have a fanbase like that I will kill myself too.

>> No.38503778

>>38503744
Why would Altare say he'll come back this Wednesday then?
Or was that just an elaborate hoax by some anon whose been spreading that lie since the weekend?

>> No.38503787

>>38503629
Yeah I think his manager failed (either accidentally or on purpose) to get perms for the thanksgiving weekend, leading Vesper to go ballistic. Evidently this isn't the only incident behind the scenes as he was suspended for multiple infractions.

>> No.38503799

>>38503629
>>38503693
>>38503744
I believe the "Vesper Took A Camping Trip and Still Isn't Back Yet" rrat.

>> No.38503817

>>38503778
I assumed Wednesday because that's usually the start of his week, Altare said later in the week or something. The only fact is that it's been more than 2 weeks

>> No.38503825

>>38503777
Fanbase like what ?

>> No.38503842

>>38503777
I doubt that he hates us. But Its believable that he doesn't want to stream for whatever reason.

>> No.38504110

I'm scared bros...

>> No.38504165

>>38503404
Getting a new manager is pretty severe, and the process is uncharted territory from the audience's end. The only times I think it's happened was with Lamy's manager, which took all (that was left) of Gen 5 to push through, and apparently Kronii. The latter may have just been an administrative reshuffle, though.

>> No.38504271

>>38504165
Mel got a new one too but that was because her manager was sexually harassing and stalking her

>> No.38504318

>>38504271
The final rrat: vespers suspension is a cover so that they can replace his current manager, who had been soliciting him for sexual favors

>> No.38504329

>>38504318
that manager? me.

>> No.38504340
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>>38504318
What if he got suspended BECAUSE he made his manager quit?

>> No.38504343

>>38504165
Towa used to change managers a lot, though I don't now if she still does that now.

>> No.38504362
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38504362

so he's dead right

>> No.38504383

>>38503555
Yes. My personal rrat is that he had a fight, was suspended for his own behavior being inappropriate regardless of circumstances, and then his manager being changed as well.

>> No.38504411

>>38504340
If Vesper ghosted me all of the time and did not attend meetings, I would be frustated too

>> No.38504429

>>38503031
>Return stream
>Intro screen
>Countless supas, rainbows, red carpets of supports
>OBS Transition
>Vesper with a huge fucking smile.
>Good morning!
>GUESS WHO JUST GOT A BETTER MANAGER?! WOOOOOOO BABY!

>> No.38504475

>>38504429
One is for sure: his return stream will break records for the number of superchats.

>> No.38504476
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38504476

>>38504429
>his face when
>Cover Corporation announcement: Effective immediately, Noir Vesper is indefinitely suspended because he made his brand spanking new manager quit for failing to secure XCOM perms

>> No.38504479

>>38504362
he's in jail for the murder of Ina

>> No.38504552

>>38504479
>mercy killing
>murder
legalize euthanasia

>> No.38504578

>>38504479
>imahealerbut.png

>> No.38504600

>>38504479
Unlikely
Inas hikki den would instantly send his old man immune system into shock

>> No.38504673

>>38504362
He'll be back tomorrow. I know it.

>> No.38504682

>>38504673
Today!!!

>> No.38504695

>>38504682
YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!

>> No.38504703

>>38504682
Oh shit you're right, also it's bed time

>> No.38504764
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38504764

LEADER SCHEDULE
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1600411690486534144

>> No.38504787

>>38504764
>no Vesper collabs
uh oh, he's really gone...

>> No.38504793

>>38504764
Wha... what is that art
Fine schedule though....

>> No.38504801

>>38504764
lol he's defo not coming back

>> No.38504811
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38504811

>>38504673

>> No.38504828

>>38504764
told you he's implying that Vesp is coming back next week
but the fake altventurerers were seething for some reason

>> No.38504831

>>38504764
I guess whoever he wanted to play Apex with bailed on him. I'm excited for VR though

>> No.38504834

>>38504764
Sunday isn't on it - sunday dnd?

>> No.38504885

>>38504479
Impossible, Ina died in surgery but her family isn't telling anyone so they can keep the merch royalties flowing in

>> No.38504888

>>38504764
>bunny
>snail
>goose
Leader?

>> No.38504892

>>38504764
Goosetare...

>> No.38504893

>>38504828
wait what did they say?

>> No.38504944

>>38504885
and Vesper was surgeon

>> No.38504968

>>38504944 (me)
*the surgeon

>> No.38504983

>>38504831
>bailed on him
Nowa...

>> No.38505013

>>38504764
Stop using that guitar art leader...

>> No.38505033

>>38504764
Regoose

>> No.38505075

>>38505013
why

>> No.38505119

>>38505075
I just feel like there's something wrong with the arms' anatomy

>> No.38505134

>>38505075
Nta but the arms look broken

>> No.38505135

If nothing else Vesper needs to come back fast so they can go back to doing cool shit, I can't take another week of low effort solo scrimblo bimblo streams from Altare and Magni

>> No.38505164

Don't bite it /mans/

>> No.38505187

>>38505119
>>38505134
Fuck I can't unsee it now. Did he draw it himself?

>> No.38505229

>>38505075
https://twitter.com/lampu_kuroro/status/1589471676567195648
The full art is all kinds of wrong

>> No.38505367
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38505367

>>38504764
so he's not going to be back this week huh... but he'll be back next week for sure

>> No.38505388
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38505388

Menhera Fujos Are FREAKS

>> No.38505426

>>38505388
I think you following them makes you a bigger freak

>> No.38505428

Why do women want to get pissed at? Isn't that kinda weird

>> No.38505434
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38505434

Vesties...how are you holding up?
he'll be back soon...right?

>> No.38505438

>>38505367
He might so some solo shit this week

>> No.38505462

Was he suspended for 14 business days?

>> No.38505482

>>38505438
Yeah, idk why everyone thought he would return with nothing but collabs

>> No.38505494

>>38505462
If this was the case has it been 14 business days?

>> No.38505505

>>38505462
Maybe, though they work on the weekends supposedly so wouldn't those count as business days or are they using the legal definition of government work days business days for the suspension, which might be why today is the day he'll be back?

Honestly I just hate the complete radio silence

>> No.38505519

>>38505438
guys I can't move the goalposts anymore, my arms are getting pretty tired at this point

>> No.38505523

>>38505494
no, today would be day 13

>> No.38505525

>>38505494
By my counting, 14 business days would be the 8th. Tomorrow

>> No.38505533

>>38505494
it would be 14 business days on December 8th PST

>> No.38505544

>>38505438
returning with collabs acting like nothing happened would be weird ngl.

>> No.38505546

>>38505523
>>38505525
>>38505533
I wished Vesties would only whine on business days

>> No.38505557

>>38505438
Redebut, so he's forced to do 1h streams and collab banned for a month

>> No.38505566

>>38505546
it is a business day

>> No.38505569

>>38505546
why are people suddenly hounding on people discussing a very relevant topic

>> No.38505584

>>38505544
I'd imagine he'd want to let vesper talk with the vesties about what happened and let vesper reconnect with his fans for a bit before doing any collabs.

>> No.38505607

>>38505584
>Letting vesper talk about what happened
And get suspended for another 2.5 weeks?

>> No.38505605

>>38505544
nah bro.
collab starts, they make light jokes for a few seconds, then vesper says
"Hey guys, to get serious for a second, I got suspended for something and it was my fault. I've worked it out with the person in question. It had nothing to do with any other talents in the company. I won't be doing that again!"
Proceed as usual.
EZ, done, GG, I should be a PR agent

>> No.38505621

>>38505428
>>38334062

>> No.38505623

>>38505584
Who is he

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>>38505546
well today's a business day so I"M GONNA WHINE.
WHERE'S VESPER!?

>> No.38505628
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38505628

>>38505621

>> No.38505636
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38505636

>>38505075
NTA or the one who made this. Just asked a friend what seemed wrong with it other than the wrist and they sent this back.

>> No.38505639

>>38505605
Even if it's that simple, I don't think Vesper thinks that - don't think he'd want to do that to the boys

>> No.38505645

>>38505546
I wished Vesties would shut the fuck up on business days

>> No.38505651

>>38505624
It has nothing to do with business days. Both, the Japanese and the English statement, said it was a two weeks suspension. Two weeks are two weeks in both languages.

>> No.38505690

>>38505623
>Who is he
Mr. Tempus

>> No.38505735

>>38505388
I think you missed censoring a username in the Tweet visibility message

>> No.38505743

>>38505566
They were whining on other days too.
>>38505569
>constant 14 days non-stop whining and timeloop speculation is a very relevant topic
If they can whine non stop then I can complain about it too.
>>38505624
You overworked yourself and whined even during the weekends. You should rest for today.

>> No.38505785

If he doesn't at least tweet around his usual stream time today then we panic

>> No.38505821

>>38505785
There's no point in panicking, and certainly not as early as 10AM PST.
Now, if nothing has happened by end of day on Thursday, then yeah it's light panic time.

>> No.38505851

>>38505743
just hide the posts or something

>> No.38505908

There's literally no reason to panic because Altare is calm about it and making 4 way plans for next week.
It doesn't matter what Magni and Axel say, they don't initiate contact as much as Altare does so they will always be a little less in the loop

>> No.38505931

/#/ is laughing at us again sisters

>> No.38505954

>>38505908
magni's also high on his meds and out of it. his memory has been shot the past few streams

>> No.38505962

>>38505908
You're asking the vesties to practice rational thought? Good joke.

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>> No.38505989

You guys pulling out the }A-a-actually it was 14 business days” shit is funny when literally no suspension ever has used business days.

>> No.38505993

>>38505851
If someone kept flinging shit on your walls do you tell yourself to just close your eyes or something? I was looking forward to Vesper's return but the constant whining just turned me off.

>> No.38506000

>>38505931
https://files.catbox.moe/ahd8r8.mp3

>> No.38506021

>>38505908
these retards sperged out about leader's schedule post despite the fact that we basically already knew what it would be anon, just leave it at this point.

>> No.38506033

>>38505989
Like one person and four or five posters humoring him/her

>> No.38506042

>>38503744
Maybe he got terminated but they accidentally wrote suspension and won't realize it until someone tweets at them.

>> No.38506050

>38505931
You can go back there if you want to bring them up

>> No.38506052

>>38506000
OOH OOH AH AH

>> No.38506055

>>38505989
No on actually believes the business day suspension thing.

>> No.38506073

Imagine if Altare was suspended, I think this general would be worse

>> No.38506078

>>38505993
Oh no vesties anon isn't looking forward to Nowa oji's return anymore... how could this happen...

>> No.38506083

>>38505993
Go ahead and change the subject, what do you want to talk about?

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>>38505993
this

>> No.38506093
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>>38505931

>> No.38506102

>>38506073
roru.

>> No.38506120

>>38506052
https://files.catbox.moe/kumwjd.mp3

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i think these two should go to GBF Fes and have hot steamy sex afterwards.

>> No.38506135

>>38506073
The femanons would probably just be cooming to their confirmed fantasies of him being a rapist

>> No.38506149

>>38506123
Is gbf fes open admissions or do they have to buy tickets to participate in it?

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>>38506135

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>>38505993
What an absolut pussy you are
We started as bros but more and more of you shitters joined. How can you be so mentally weak? Weaker than the actual females in this thread. Disgusting subhuman

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>>38506168
I was one of these posts

>> No.38506208

>>38506170
>absolut

>> No.38506226

>>38506193
LONDON

>> No.38506228

>>38506208
it's a really shit Vodka

>> No.38506229

>>38506078
Yeah. The only thing I'm looking forward now is to holobeg in his chat and mentioning names irrelevant to the topic. It's not like his chat wasn't doing it before anyway.

>> No.38506256

>>38506149
tickets were pre-order. sales ended in october. axel said he was going right?

>> No.38506259

>>38506073
Can we do something like that bizarro thread but act out each of the other boys being suspended instead

>> No.38506275

>>38506229
Damn bros where did we go so wrong... please forgive us anon...

>> No.38506274

>>38506229
This is your brain on /hlgg/

>> No.38506277

>>38506208
>lend words are unknown to him
0,7languages, eh?

>> No.38506284

>>38506073
I hate Altventurers so much

>> No.38506298

>>38506228
t. altare

>> No.38506322

>>38506277
it's just a typo anon

>> No.38506348

>>38506284
Losing your shit over a fake scenario?

>> No.38506370

>>38506348
no I just hate them in general

>> No.38506376

Where is he........

>> No.38506380
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>>38506168
that 'hm' that he always does when he gets slightly angry is so fucking hot.

>> No.38506430

>>38503555
hololive jp gen 5 were able to toss away their manager for a new one when they disliked them

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38506438

>>38506277
Lend words are unknown to me too. Did you mean loanwords?

>> No.38506452

>>38506073
the general would be better because altventurers have more faith in altare than vesties do vesper but the other three members of tempus would have entirely stopped streaming by week 2

>> No.38506458

>>38505743
ngl i can tolerate the whining, still at least understand when they bring Vesper up in EVERY FUCKING streams of other bois.
But, shitting or blaming on them just because of their insufferable menhera? kys

>> No.38506470

>>38506380
it is, the rare moments he gets genuinely angry are great.

>> No.38506483

>>38506458
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE
THE OTHER GUYS HAVE NEVER HAD BREAKS LIKE THIS YOU BITCH

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38506497

>>38506438
ALRIGHT I TYPED ABSOLUTE WRONG

>> No.38506504

>>38506458
it's usually only brought up immediately after they talk about scheduling or when vesties are funposting when not much is happening

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38506518

>>38506483
You don't know real pain, Vestie. Control yourself.

>> No.38506523

>>38506483
this is why he hates you.

>> No.38506550

>>38506438
loanwords? i only know moanwords like these ones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHasOJIm1Y&t=1h24m55s

>> No.38506551

>>38506518
NTA but jokes on you, I'm a tako and a vestie. I'm actually laughing. It's fine.

>> No.38506560

>>38506452
>entirely stopped streaming by week 2
That would not be funny irl but this made me laugh

>> No.38506564

VESPERBROS WHERE HE FUCK IS HE????

>> No.38506586

>>38506550
I can't believe you've done this...

>> No.38506589

Cover jannies are watching this thread and every time someone posts about Vesper they extend his suspension for another hour

>> No.38506605

If Vesper graduates, would you guys want the boys to show unity and quit or keep streaming?

>> No.38506615

>>38506452
It would be better because there aren't as many altventurers

>> No.38506627

>>38506550
i just woke up ToT

>> No.38506629
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>>38506550
>theeeeeeere ya go...

>> No.38506645

>>38506605
I wouldn't really care anymore, they should probably keep streaming but I wouldn't keep watching.

>> No.38506652

>>38506123
I think these two should also DP Shien and Roberu… maybe Gamma too

>> No.38506654

>>38506605
depends on what vesper did

>> No.38506657

>>38506605
hard question but if Vesper graduates he would no longer be holo by then so there's no reason to show unity.

Unless of course it was an unfair judgement then they probably will.

>> No.38506660

>>38506605
Realistically the latter is the only outcome. Unity doesn't pay bills.

>> No.38506665

>>38506629
why does he say it like that. fucking groomer

>> No.38506701

>>38506605
If it was an unfair decision, vesper wouldn't tell them.He's going out as the bad guy to help them keep their jobs.

>> No.38506699

>>38506605
Vesper is the only one I don't really watch so I'd hope the rest would keep streaming, I'd be sad for them though

>> No.38506727

>>38506550
This feels illegal

>> No.38506729

>>38506589
Oh... oh no.... then i guess...


VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO
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>> No.38506750

>>38506550
SEX SEX SEX

>> No.38506761

>>38506550
Now you're speaking my language!
https://files.catbox.moe/5hk1gg.mp3

>> No.38506762

>>38506550
You can only post in this thread if you can watch this btw

>> No.38506800

>>38506518
something something Ayamer

>> No.38506810

>>38506170
Sure whatever you say. If bros means I have to tolerate their constant shitting the thread then I don't want to be one.
It's not like I don't understand how they feel because one of my oshi got suspensed before too. But the other members have given reassurances that he is coming back so there is no need to keep spamming about Vesper, especially when the other boys are streaming. I'm not even asking them to stop their whining completely I just want them to tone it down.

>> No.38506834
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>>38506761
AAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS THIS A MAGMOAN??

>> No.38506868
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clumsy slut…

>> No.38506878

>>38506810
>But the other members have given reassurances that he is coming back
ask literally any PR tard whether they trust that as a legitimate statement or just a 'yeah guys it's gonna be just fine'

>> No.38506890

>>38506605
Depends if Cover has anything to offer them to make up for their bullshit. Like yeah they give them views and merch but they'll keep the viewers if they leave, and it's not like they're ever getting nendos, which is probably the only reason Myth is still around.
>>38506810
>Getting baited by tourists
Couldn't be me

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38506924

>when are we gonna build the big chree altare?

>> No.38506970

>>38506878
Cover's PR is dogshit so we can't go by "what would someone with sane PR do?" In fact, maybe we should ask ourselves that and then assume they do the exact opposite...

>> No.38506976

>>38506810
Why are Altventurers like this...

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>> No.38506999

>>38506924
i miss this artist... they don't post much on their twitter lately...

>> No.38507015

Thinking about domination loss Leader again.
Axel in a rut and overpowers him, his dick rubbing against his prostate gives Altare a boner even though it's just agony and humiliation but when Axel's done the slimes move in and milk Altare who's too exhausted to fight back anymore.
mfw I'll never be a slime girl...

>> No.38507016

>>38506970
Use the Joe Biden standard

>> No.38507036

>>38506970
I trust Axel's PR at least because he's literally a dog in real life so lying about Vesper getting sacked would have given an obvious reaction

>> No.38507064

>>38507015
ToT.. I like how this is a reverse of a scenario from last week lol

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>>38506999
I like that they draw leader more buff that what most do

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I just think this bat is cute and I wanted to post it

>> No.38507135

>>38507036
That's the reason why they literally do not tell him anything about Vesper
Would you really trust the guy who does not get any secrets told?

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>>38507064
>last week
explain

>> No.38507141

>>38507036
Axel and Altare do better PR than Cover right now.

>> No.38507146

i think the boys would look really cool if they did platonic nude oil wrestling

>> No.38507176

>>38507146
i think the boys would look really hot if they did sexual nude oil wrestling!

>> No.38507201

>>38507176
thats gay, anon

>> No.38507207

>>38507146
>>38507176
nude tempus orgy fanart doko?

>> No.38507231

>>38507036
>not lying about vesper
more like not lying about whatever mane-chan talked him about vesper

>> No.38507238

Hello fellow /mans/ “vespies”. I’m a totally legit regular who frequently posts here. Vesper doko?! Please, can we talk about the Vesper drama? I want to discuss it sincerely. Gomen.

>> No.38507263

>>38506878
If you can't trust words from the other members then the problem lies on them, because no matter what cover or the boys do, save for vesper actually gettting up to stream, the constant whining will continue. Also, what can the constant whining here do? Make him come back faster?
>>38506890
>Getting baited by tourists
At this point the baits look better than whatever vesper whining goes on in the thread.

>> No.38507267

>>38507231
I don't think Axel is lying about what they said because if they actually fucked over/kicked out Vesper he'd be streaming from japanese jail

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>>38507238
ummmmmm akshualllyy it's "vesties". it is short for vesfriends, a combination of "best friends" and "vesper"

>> No.38507318

>>38507263
>Also, what can the constant whining here do? Make him come back faster?
I don't know what does anything on here do, why do we come together to collectively talk about things we're interested in
side note, are you retarded?

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38507320

>>38507267
Axel's evolution into Vesper would be complete

>> No.38507349

>>38507238
>Vesper drama
i think we must accept it vesties. Vesper hasn’t come back and he’s going to be a vampire[spoiler/]

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38507350

>>38506924
>>38507015
shiny spicy love!

>> No.38507382

>>38507318
>interested in reading the 309483988347th UUUUU VESPER DOKO post and timelooping speculation
>are you retarded?
Not as retarded as you

>> No.38507388

>>38506834
https://files.catbox.moe/jkid6o.mp3

>> No.38507400

>>38507349
YES OPEN YOUR EYES /MANS/. VESPER IS A VAMPIRE
A VAMPIRE
V A M P I R E
A
M
P
I
R
E

>> No.38507419

>>38507350
huh this art TToTT

>> No.38507426

>>38507135
Axel is smarter than to just leak everything because he actually listens to management. It’s part of why he’s so well liked

>> No.38507433

>>38507400
Meds.

>> No.38507447

>>38507400
Abayo o7

>> No.38507452

>>38507382
have you seen the rest of the shit this board talks about, Vesper timeloop is legitimately in the upper echelon of interest; besides it's better than Altare fujofic #3132

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>>38507400

>> No.38507474

>>38507400
I... you... you're right...

NO MORE, I'M TIRED. ALRIGHT. VESPER IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE. HE CAN'T STREAM IN THE DAYLIGHT ANYMORE. NO AMOUNT OF MEDS IS GONNA HIDE US FROM THE TRUTH ANYMORE

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>>38507400

>> No.38507491

>>38507452
>have you seen the rest of the shit this board talks about
No and I don't care what goes on outside of here.

>> No.38507521

Only a few hours left until uncle Nowa comes back! Then everything will be fine again!

>> No.38507530
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38507530

i'm also a normie so i want leader to play hogwarts legacy once it comes out!!!

>> No.38507540

>>38507491
okay protip vesper uuuu spam is pretty much the least annoying form of baitposting on the entire site and you really should just hide the posts if it's that much of a problem

>> No.38507561

>>38507452
If you don't like reading about Leader getting prostate milked is this really the right board for you?

>> No.38507563

>>38507521
>few hours
I wish I had your high optimism

>> No.38507572

>>38507540
you can hide the entire post chain on kurobaex

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>>38507521
Yeah, a few hours...

>> No.38507621

>>38507561
I mean I liked /mag/ better but it's not like anyone is forcing me to read it, I just ignore it

>> No.38507651

I really like the idea of Vesper being a vampire... Vepser trying to hide from his guildmates that he is one... Him going on secret late night hunting trips while avoiding getting seen by Altare on his 3am walks... Getting sunburns easily and almost shitting himself every time they joked about him being a vampire... Restraining himself from lunging at his guildmates' vulnerable necks when he hasn't had a meal in a while... Also trying to act normal when they talks about exterminating monsters like vampires during their quests...

>> No.38507656

>>38507621
i wish EVERY anon ITT does what you do.

>> No.38507687

>>38507656
yeah... I do miss magposting sometimes though

>> No.38507717

>>38507540
Fuck that why do I have to hide and tolerate their constant shitting. I'm gonna complain every time the whining gets out of hand and if the vesties don't like it they can also just hide my posts.

>> No.38507753

>>38507717
the idea is you should just be a well adjusted person yourself and not leave that responsibility to an anonymous mass of consciousness that you willingly choose to interact with
maybe that's just me though

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>>38507651
finally! someone not hypnotized by his vampiric powers!

>> No.38507809

>>38507651
>Vesper getting overwhelmed by the cravings again
>tries to lose himself in an old tome to drown out the sensation, but it's no good
>he slunks towards the barracks, where the other boys are asleep
>breathing heavily, he's about to bite when his eye catches something
>a small scar on Altare's neck, normally covered by his clothing
>a scar Altare got the first time the Tempus guild encountered his vampire clan
>rather than slaughtering them all, Altare tried diplomacy first
>his clanmates attacked, nearly killing Altare, but Vesper turned on his own clan to show them mercy
>he steels his resolve, not wanting his friends to ever be hurt by his powers again

>> No.38507814

Altare fujofic #3133
Altare domination because bot Alt is mid.
Altare catches Axel off guard and manages to restrain him. He edges Axel to a knot over and over with vibrators/toys on his dick, trying to get him to accept being fucked in the ass to be allowed to cum and in the end Axel gives in. Altare treats him really nice, lubing him up well and going slow - it still hurts and it's not enough friction to make Axel cum but Leader does eventually, maybe to whines and groans more than anything else.
But then Altare leaves him still restrained and desperate to cum with no intention to fulfill his promise :3

>> No.38507834

>>38507814
good work, fujos. keep tourists away

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Do I smell some anons in here that need to get knotted?

https://files.catbox.moe/jl70za.mp3

>> No.38507927

>straightbro lore
nice
But I can't help but think about that manipulative vampire prompt from /here/ about Vesper making Altare a bloodier killer and rewarding him with sex as he licks the blood off him ToT...
I want that fic so bad....

>> No.38507997

Last 5 posts have been the best on /mans/ in a while

>> No.38508040

>>38507873
oh no! *gasp* I am merely a small tourist seeking to bait the posters of /mans/. please don't shove that big throbbing knotted cock of yours up my ass!!!

>> No.38508041

>>38507834
>good work, fujos. keep tourists away
>>38507927
>>straightbro lore
I thought someone started shipping the Vestie whiners and the Vestie whiner-whiners before opening the spoilers. Do we need to do that now?

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>>38508041
straightbro lore is just /mag/ to /mans/ history

>> No.38508083

>>38507814
based. i always liked the idea of turning super straight axel into a needy uke... thanks for this ToT

>> No.38508122

>>38507814
h-hot
>>38507927
h-hot... is there more to the prompt...

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