/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

dunno. I doubt the majority of this board even cares anyway

Management too busy getting fucked by Axel in the office to click send email with Vesper's login credentials

>>38471608
Labor room with Ina

Went to nijien

>>38471608
Still waiting on the cap and gown

>>38472030
Here's the cap

>>38471608
His fans don't seem generally too worried from what I've seen outside of /here/ but Idk dude, this is a very weird situation. He could just say hi on Twitter and be done with it.

don't worry he'll definitely be back and stream tomorrow, he's just not tweeting about it because he hates twitter
This is a reasonable belief and not massive cope

>>38472290
They're not worried because all his gen guaranteed that he's coming back. One of them said management had promised him so when he asked.
But yeah it's still weird and no one knows what the fuck is going on, even his genmates aren't really sure.

I can see him just retiring, maybe Cover is trying to persuade him not to.

Maybe in the end the only person he fucked is himself.

I, Vesper Noir, resident scholar of the guild Tempus, command you to stop whining.

>>38472451
hot

>>38472451
>selfcest
that's hot

>>38472450
He is an old fag with years of IT experience of course he isn't going to allow management to keep fucking up bow his head and say gomenasai manager san if anything he rather tell them to fuck off and quit if he wants to. Besides all the fujo and yumes will follow him to the indies.

>>38472445
His suspension should have ended on Sunday and yet not a word from anyone on where he is.

>yeah kronii it could be worse you could be a tranny HAHAHAHA
>alright so another round of apex? huh you have to go? alright.

>>38472450
>trying to persuade him not to
pretty sure is the opposite

>>38472450
I could see Vesper graduation baiting for an apology and compensation.

>>38471608
They took away access to all his accounts.
In doing so, management also lost any means of contact with him. They can't figure out how to tell him to come back.

>>38472697
I'd guess odds are high he's older than his manager if not way-older in which case it's hard for him to respect him/her when things like perms keep getting flubbed and they can't give straight yes/no answers on a lot of shit.

>>38472843
he told his son Axel that he'd be going out to the store to get milk and cigarettes ... got on his bike and never came back ...

He's probably second guessing becoming a corpo VTuber. Probably realized it's not all that it's cracked up to be and is just a shackle for freedom and creativity. The dude always came off as a free spirit so he probably gets in to arguments with management a lot when he is not allowed to do something he wants to do. I'm assuming he's been a big headache for management leading tot he suspension.

>>38472743
I would follow this guy ANYWHERE, even Vshojo, if he turned out to be this based, sadly that's not the case

>>38471608
probably went on a camping trip in the woods and usually monday and tuesday were his off days

>>38471608
Turning his 2 week vacation into a 4 week one.

>>38473019
he's a salaryman he knows how corpos work and how stubborn they are but he's american salaryman he wouldn't stay with arms crossed for how they are throwing him under the bus

My guess is he went on an actual vacation instead of sitting it out as a suspension punishment

>>38472893
Then there's also the fact that holidays are near and cover suspending him for two weeks is basically cutting half of his pay nobody wants to fuck their money around this season rent and mortgage being high utility bills etc then family stuff. He's probably playing a game of chicken either cover compensate him for his lost hours or he'll simply walk out because he's tired of being told what to do by incompetent managers who can't even get his damned game perms on time.

Cycling trough Route 66.

Dude's probably hiking on some mountain

They thought 2 weeks would be enough time to review all 50 thousand DMs he sent to gura. Despite all of them saying "cute!" they need to print each one out and file a formal report to determine the total damages/harassment done before allowing him back.

Whenever he does decide to come back, I hope he hasn't lost motivation like a bunch of other ENs

>>38474555
Each one needs approved and hanko stamped by upper management please andastand.

>>38474645
He probably has which is why he hasn't said anything

He's laying low until all the Tempus members are in Japan and start assaulting the Cover facility. I just saw Axel buying 3 tanks of petrol so expect fireworks at the end of the month

>>38474338
>He's probably playing a game of chicken either cover compensate him for his lost hours or he'll simply walk
In terms of Cover talents he's a literal nobody. This would be like a janitor at google threatening to quit unless the CEO gives him a blowjob.

>>38474994
Not if he's basing his claim on contractual obligations from Cover's side.
Though if he is, he's gonna spend years on legal procedures just to get his salary a couple times over.

>>38473019
He should join VShojo, then he'd have the creative freedom he desires.

Why does everyone like this faggot now and treat him like a hero? I want him to announce retirement and be done with it already.

>>38475857
/mans/ fujos breaking containment.

>>38475857
because they spent weeks saying he was the best tempus member and they have to commit to it by making up all these stories about him being a based discord groomer

>>38475857
The faggot fans like astroturfing, they've been doing it on and off since the homos debuted.

>>38475857
The mystery of what happened to Vesper is more interesting than any recent Holo stream.

>>38475991
>astroturfing
You've been saying that for how many months and you faggots keep making seething threads every fucking day.

>>38471608
As a bit. He thought he'd try and bike across country for two weeks. His manager could not get a hold of him and his family told him that he left weeks ago. Now he's missing and Cover is trying to think of a good reason.

He talked about how before Hololive he was devoted to his job and any time outside it was spent bicycling, reading, or gaming. Maybe he finally has the opportunity to take a long vacation somewhere like Japan and took it

Someone in /MANS/ said they might be literally autistic and be a 14 business days suspension, so if he’s back tomorrow it’s just JP bullshit.

I don't know why people think he would quit over corpo shit. Vesper is a long time wagie, and he knows if he quits he's just going to go back to being a tech monkey for some boomer company. Might as well do the corpo song and dance at a company that lets him stream

>>38471608
>where is he?
In my sex dungeon. Sorry, guys, I forgot to let him go.

>>38476501
>14 business days suspension
that is so stupid even for Japan.

Corpos need some kind of emotional intelligence test to filter pissy bitches like this out.

>>38477126
Implying your oshi would pass such a test

>>38476890
>that is so stupid
That's because it's faggot cope. The announcement literally says "two weeks", the level of mental gymnastics required to turn two weeks into 14 business days goes way beyond stupid.

>>38474984
Good thinking getting Axel to liquidate cover's middle management, he's the one that gets away with shit the easiest. All he'll have to do is say "gomen ne yagoo-san" and he'll be forgiven for burning down their offices with the staff inside.

>>38477284
The only leeway they had was that Vesper was suspended over the weekend. The continued radio silence from both parties is nuts. Genmates already said management confirmed Vesper's return with Axel today reaffirming Vesper will be back in the next days. So right now it just looks like Cover management being absolutely retarded.

>>38471608
Tossing salad in vtuber homo prison

>>38477364
Axel has yagoo blessing to fuck his wife if he wants to he even paid for that expensive dinner axel had with the manager.

>>38472718

His usual days off are Monday and Tuesday, so it tomorrow comes and still not a peep, then yeah, I'd be a little worried.

I don't know about anyone else, but I think it's a professional courtesy as an entertainer towards your viewers to be open, transparent, and communicative. We're getting none of that right now.

Likewise, I think you'd want to get back to work as an entertainer because if you aren't putting out content you're dropping off the radar.

>>38471608
Hanging from a rope hopefully

Ina will be back before Vesper. You need to move on.

>>38477703
Ina never went any where since she lives with me of course.

>>38477703
Don't drag my Ina into this bullshit you falseflagger

>>38471885
If you replaced this with one of the whores janny would delete it immediately

>>38477800
They literally did, there was one of these about Mori.

>>38474338
Cover is THE biggest Vtuber agency out there, you really think their contracts are so weak that any random person can just up and walk away without repercussions, let alone someone in their first year?

I hope he does try to play chicken against them and gets smacked down by corporate lawyers as a result. It would be nice to have someone held up as an example of how personal arrogance doesn't pay off.

>>38477364
Axel has already fucked every female manager and gotten them on his side.

>>38472697
Holy cope. Is he the dad you wish you had?

>>38477909
Gura ghosted you again cumbud.

>>38474516
this. would have gone on a two week trip just to cool my head. Canada is is fine this time of year.

>>38471784
Kek, expect a lot of pregnancy breaks next year

>>38477678
Cover has already dropped him off the radar so he's probably unmotivated. It's been like a month since he's been able to do regular content.

>>38477952
I can think of a few things to do in Canada.

>>38475857
He's a heckin basedarino /v/tard just like me! Also supports the current thing!

>>38478140
>Also supports the current thing!
I'm gonna have to report you to the Unity police.

>>38477738
>>38477760
Ina hates faggots

>>38472697
Just like they followed Coco and Rushia?

>>38477950
I'm not even a chumbud, you schizo

>>38478383
Thanks for telling me she hates you. I'll have a talk later with her.

>>38478383
Seething Chumpedo

>>38471608
he's already dead anon...

>>38475991
What the hell is astroturfing anon?

>>38477950
Really seething over Gura when Ina is doing far worst than anyone in Hololive in communication. Where's those collabs she would do from the last tweet before the break? will she even be in the HoloENAdvent calendar?

>>38477482
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Axel and Altare have both seemed to be relaying info that they got from management rather than from Vesper, so right now we don't actually know if Vesper himself has told them that he's coming back soon.

Whens this pussy gonna stop ghosting his bros?

>>38478511
>>38478527
Your faggot is never coming back.

>>38478713
>posts Ina

>>38478749
Yes

>>38478713
>has to pretend to be a different tribe
how pathetic

>>38478561

Yeah, Ina has ghosted literally everyone besides a one off talk from Ame saying Ina called her and wanted to do a completely off stream meetup.

Hearing Mori basically weeping when talking about "I hope Ina still comes to my tea party but she literally ghosted me and I haven't talked to her in like 2 months makes me sad." has been one of the funniest clips I've seen recently.

I agree though, no idea why she's getting a free pass in all of this. She said she'd most likely be around in group colabs occasionally, would tweet / post on her Youtube occasionally, and generally "be around, but not super active." She has done absolutely none of that. She's vanished, completely. Hell, her notification stream that's used for chatting has even gone to sub only mode several times, so it's still being looked at / managed by SOMEONE, and I doubt management would care enough to turn that mode on and off, they'd just leave it on, so clearly she IS still checking it to some degree.

She should have just outright graduated, but I guess the unicorn money that is still rolling in is too good to pass up.

>>38478810
>pretend
I belong to God's tribe. Keep coping.

>>38478853
>ina
>unicorn money
I somehow doubt that Ina relies on a unicorn audience as much as everyon else.

>>38478853
Ina's involvement in the original Myth off-collab was also meant to be completely off-stream. Everyone else had a reason to be there, she was on one of her many breaks.

>>38478713
God I hope

If Vesper ends up actually gettign axed that'll leave such a big scar in Tempus, like holy shit.
Dnd I dead without him, the spirit and feel is gone without him.
It would permanently demoralise the boys

>>38478853
The unicorns are too soft on those girls, earn lots of money and cloud, hides behind an avatar, we don't know who she is, where she comes from, and now they don't even deliver anymore, also, don't talk me about all that mental illness bullshit, almost everyone has a 8-10hrs/d job and don't just stop working like that without getting fucking fired, cuz we have bills to pay and mouths to feed.

hes gonna surprise us with a stream from japan with Astel

>>38479349
I doubt they'll give a shit in the long run. It means extra viewers for them which equals more money.

>>38479349
Don't give me hope.

>>38479349
God willing!

>>38479494
nah anon is pretty much right, it would severely demoralize them for a long fucking time
t. watches streams

>>38479349
>Vesper gets the axe
>Demoralizes Magni enough he fucks off and graduates
>If they get an actually good Star in a future gen they won't have to be associated with that trash dragging them down
An improvement.

>>38479349
Tempus died with Daph

>>38479647
yeah I'm sure Magni and Altare who openly hate white people will be sad to get rid of the white man

>>38479860
>Magni and Altare who openly hate white people
what are you talking about

>>38472697
>get a highly coveted role in the first gen of Holostars EN
>after a couple months take the cash and fame and bounce with your new audience, leaving your genmates behind
Pretty messed up thb

>>38471608
What are you guys talking about? He is streaming!
As Magni.
What do you think that car crash was about?

>>38479905
>He doesn't know.

>>38480082
Altare is borderline conservative and Magni was just a niche internet microcelebrity so collaborating with twitchtards is natural to him

>>38479826
who?

>>38480326
The racist twitch thot Magni did an art stream with that openly hates on white people.

>>38478853
How does Ina going radio silent for 8 weeks benefit her in any way? There is nothing but negatives in lengthy radio silence as though it was some type of vindictive Japanese punishment. Since Ina's indefinite hiatus we have seen Gura go radio silent and Vesper get into a fight with management to the point where he got suspended.

>>38480763
Wow I am out of the loop, Ina has been gone for 8 weeks? Those poor takos

>>38472697
IT fags are the biggest cucks in the universe

>>38471784
Axel went to Cover's office to specifically plug in a usb for Vesper. Once the usb was plugged in Vesper's program was launched on Cover's network. Soon Vesper will have complete control over all perms.

>>38481304
24 horas de Dwarf Fortress is real

>>38481304
Wait, I thought he went to Cover's office to impregnate ever OL in the building. Was that just his excuse to get computer access?

>>38478871
>a literal jew is sowing dissent

>>38481393
The man needs up plug more than usb ports

>>38481393
That's his cover mission, so they don't find out about the RAT that's now on Cover's domain.

>>38479349
based GET EM OUT OF HERE DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET

>>38480743
That Regis ran damage control for

>>38471608
Nowhere, cover is just waiting for people to stop carring about him so they can terminate him, he is just currently soft graduated, well it was a good try, sad it end that way but most people have seen it comming so cover was probably half aware it would end up like this and still did a gamble, and you can't win everytime.

>>38481487
I said God, not moloch

>>38479632
This

>>38479860
Stay mad yellow monkeys. I'm gonna take all your women.

my rrat is that he is not coming back until he gets the xcom perms, playing chicken with management

>>38482381
They have XCOM perms he’s just a retard who didn’t go through the process where you have to schedule 2K games a week in advance to inform 2K like every other Holo manages to do.

>>38480743
She will kneel to the white cock. They all do.

>>38473054
better follow his orc roommate account than if you can find it

>>38479909
I’m sure that audience totally won’t abandon him like what happened to every other person who graduated or got terminated from Cover.

>>38478594
they can't talk to Vesper because he can't log into his company discord

>>38473054
>vwhorjo
>based
Fuck off kike

>>38482584
delta is doing fine
Kson was doing fine until vshojo
People who lose their followings lose them because of something they did

>>38482584
The only study case is the reddit dragon.

Nothingburger right homos? wwww

>>38482584
the orc model is better anyway

>>38481393
zeta is not at cover's offices

>>38471998
Not gonna lie...got a glow up

>>38471608
the last time we got silent treatment = someone get terminated

>>38475857
Literally there's nothing else to talk about on holoEN side besides "where's vesper?" And "why is gura such a lazy brat?"

Dude needs to an hero for real. Cyclists are massive cunts.

Rushia’s termination was faster than this now that I think about it

>>38477800
>>38477817
Rumao

>>38483292
where's gura? vesper is such a lazy brat.

>>38484182
they don't find any good reason to terminate his contract yet

>>38484700
They do not need one. Contractors always have clauses that give them almost no rights.

>>38484838
then why it takes so longs
knowing Nowa he put them in a position of they are forced to apologise do public to him or forced to terminate him

>>38477843
International lawsuits can get messy.
Veeeery messy. Especially when you're a foreign company or entity pursuing a case against an individual.
The USA's legal system is also one of those notoriously biased against foreigners.

>>38475836
Could you, for once in your life, stop being so slimy? I've read thousands of offhand insults like yours on /vt/, and without a shred of self-awareness you wish for terrible luck upon your enemies while you hide away in your hole, hoping nobody catches you amongst the crowd. You're just as insufferable in real life, I bet and everyone who knows you hates you. You deserves all the hate that comes your way.

>>38485602
You’re not wrong, but typing all this out isn’t going to help him. Typing all this out also probably won’t make you feel better since this person will reply to you, and the two of you will likely argue. Consider closing the tab or locking your phone for a little bit.

>>38485602
You just gave him exactly what he wanted

>>38485348
>biased against foreigners.
based 2 nukes weren't enough

>>38485348
>The USA's legal system is also one of those notoriously biased against foreigners.
Good. Our laws should favor our people, not give them up to foreign powers.

>>38485602
very epic my sire

You know for a fact they've spent the last two weeks looking through all his accounts for a Rushia type mistake they could graduate him with and are now seething because grandpa isn't a menhera Japanese woman and practices opsec. They must be seething right now that they can't find grounds to fire him and not look like bad guys

>>38480763
>How does Ina going radio silent for 8 weeks benefit her in any way?
More time to draw chinese cartoons. Literally only explanation as to why it'd be a full disconnect rather than just no streams

>>38486621
Isn't identity theft a good enough reason?

>>38486799
shitposting a side even if it was him must be very hard to prove it

>>38486799
>he actually believed it

>>38486799
chumbuds will believe anything

>>38486444
It's more that as you can see in China and Russia you'll find the courts ignoring the law or just throwing out cases because its a foreigner bringing it forward. Unless said foreigner has a lot of money or clout.
It's pretty common in the developed world.

They're just lucky that Vesper is in the US. At the very least they're unlikely to get slapped with punitive damages if they lose and can do financial damage to him through a court case.
If he was in the UK for instance they'd have to pay his legal costs.

>>38479494
The only one I watch in tempus is vesper, I don't like the others

>>38487096
>>38487018
>>38486993
Why did they even think it was tie to him

>>38482584
>the whole CN branch
Haha, yeah... they'll definitely get support

>>38486799
only retards believe that rrat, if that's really the case he would have been fired

>>38487422
Because Chumpedos have unironic brainrot

I don't really watch him or tempus in general but I hope he never apologizes to the manager he argued with. Managerniggers over at Cover have had it way too good for far too long. Fuck them, fuck fax machines and fuck cover managerniggers. They're lucky the streamers put the company on the back because it certainly wasn't their exceptionally useless piece of shit oversaturated management teams.

I wouldn't be surprised if he just made the best of it by going on vacation or taking care of things he put off while being active. It can be that simple.

>>38486621
what would be a Rushia type mistake? him dming deformed alien looking japanese twinks?

Vesper never even existed. Shut the fuck up

>>38488545
it's ogey sister he'll be back soon...

>>38487980
they're still using fax machines?

>>38488493
Leaking info to someone like FalseEyeD

>>38488633
Probably. Fax machines are still in pretty widespread use in Japan.
They’re still used where I live too, just obviously not as much as emails or snail mail.

>>38488633
Ina told a story before in a members only that management lost the physical copy of a fax for Supergiant Games perms and it was the reason they weren't allowed to play their games for a long time.

>If he gets fired he would have had less impact on Holopro than Sana did...

>>38488633
It's not unusual in Japan.
Worse Japan is pretty stupid in that theres laws that specify how documents and information are transmitted or submitted. Specify specific formats and data storage media.
There's been a big push in the last few years to try and update these laws but Japanese politicians are generally old and prone to opposing changes in procedure.

>>38488841
Personally I think the community impact would be bigger. Sana was clearly drifting away for a long time.
Vesper meanwhile was seemingly all in and then BAM. Gone.

Probably biking in the wilderness wondering if he should ever come back.

I can see this guy doing some 'Into The Wild' shit and now he's probably camping in some random forest or mountain

>>38488727
and Vesper was suspended for dissing these guys? damn

>>38488633
Japan is retarded. The meme that they're technologically advanced is literally the opposite to reality.

>>38483924
Generally true. However he whined on stream about drivers (to my knowledge) so maybe he is one of the few who don't act like an entitled cunt on the road. Well, one can dream right?

>>38489258
Hasn't. Fuck.

>>38488966
Forgot who mentioned it, I think it was Mumei, EN only has one single person who is in charge of perms for the branch and he has a habit of disappearing. There was a period of time where he was missing for over a month during the summer.

>>38489093
They are in some ways. In others they're not.
Mainly they've lagged in widespread adoption of successor technologies.
Part of this is down to the government. If you need a fax machine or floppy disks/CDs to submit information to the government for legal compliance purposes. Then you're probably going to use them for other stuff.

>>38471608
Pick your poison
>The suspension last longer than what was written in the official announcement because of reasons
>He is a petty fucker who doesn't care about his fans

>>38489314
What the fuck lmao? I want that guy’s job.

>>38485348
Good. FUCK foreigners.

>>38489367
Can always go back to his old job.
Not like it's any secret where he worked

TOMORROW

>>38489314
>There was a period of time where he was missing for over a month during the summer
So this is why vesper got suspended. He called this guy a fucking nigger for not answering.

>>38490136
Worse he tracked the neet fucker down and called his mother to get him to answer his fucking phone.
His exact words being: "If that worthless slanty eyed pillow fucking waste of a life doesn't get my boy his deep rock galactic perms TODAY. I will personally come and fist him with his entire figurine collection, how do I know he has one? OF COURSE HE FUCKING HAS ONE. And I'll be emptying the jarred ones down his god dam throat"

>>38489839
TWO MORE WEEKS

>2 weeks go by
>No new schedule
>No further announcements
>Fellow gen-mates quiet on it; even Axel

Anons, i'm getting worried.
Did grampa forget to take his medication before going out bike riding??!

>>38471608
R
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>Temflops soon to be a group of 3

I really love Nowa's streams. I hope he comes back soon.

>>38482584

> every other person who graduated or got terminated from Cover.
except for holostars, they actually got better after leaving. it's like the brand is a curse or something

>>38491729
And China, of course

>>38488936
Didn’t that dude die horribly and miserably?

Gotta love the whole
>based Vesper fighting le ebil management
cope some sisters are trying to push, when Stars got the special treatment since Tempus debuted.
I doubt he'll go anywhere, but in case he actually manages to get himself fired it'll be on him.

>>38471608
enjoy the graduation vtsisters x)

>>38491779
>Vesper goes out camping looking reconnect with nature
>Goes to Canada, due to lush green forest
>Makes camp for the night
>Woods fall silent save for the sound of a ticking clock
>Locals hear earsplitting scream then silence.
>Mounties arrive only to find a mangled bicycle between two slices of bread, old subway sandwich wrappers, and a message left in meatball marinara
>"Kroniichiwa"

>>38491932
This. If somebody will get fired from Yagoos favorite pet-project, than that person has done something really bad.

>>38492469
shouldn't it be kroyasumi if she's putting him to sleep?

>>38491932
He won't get fired but he might quit.

>>38493181
Ultimate cope

>>38471608
he's dead

>>38493214
How is it cope when his suspension is over and didn't get canned? Can't say its from being too busy cleaning Laplus' mess.

>>38493625
He's gone by February because he's a small fry acting like he's Pekora

>>38493689
Did your wires cross and have a fucking stroke while attempting to move the goal post?

>>38493689
wtf does this mean

>>38493865
>>38493928
Do you think fighting management is anything but an ego trip resulting in death?

>>38493689
VESPER'S MANAGER IS A FUCKING MONKEY

>>38493992
He's american he would fight them until they accept defeat or he get shafted him

>>38494211
Americans are babies in general, everyone in the western world hates having to tiptoe around their trigger phrases when contacting corporate

>>38471608
this "Vesper is fighting management and is totally a chad" is the biggest cope I've seen in a while.

somebody ask Des where he is

>>38493181
That's how they tried to get Coco to quit, but then she hesitated to accept their conditions so they used their admin powers to kick out her mods and replaced them with zhangs to torment her. Cover has always been a black company and the hologirls you all love so much definitely get whored out to Yakuza.

Vesper was a straight shooter who wasn't intimidated by them and spoke his mind, he's probably dealt with entitled faggots before and knew exactly what buttons to push to hurt their fee fees. Cheese dicked nips hate getting verbally owned and rather than concede, ignore or apologize to the filthy gaijin they pull out his contract. They opted to go full jew, either he bends over and sucks Cover's microdick while getting his salary cut or he silently "graduates" and surrenders his merch rights.

>>38471608
He is doing a "you didn't suspended me for 2 weeks, i suspend you for 2 weeks"

I heard he was pantomiming putting his dick in the fryer at a McDonalds as a prank, but then slipped and fell in and severely burned his dick. When he told management he needed time off for his burned dick to heal they reprimanded him for such a blatant and offensive lie. He got so mad at management not believing him that he sent photos of of roasted schlong to the other talents as proof. Some of the other talents reported him to management for posting disgusting injury porn in the company discord, so he got suspended. Unfortunately, after 2 weeks his dick needs more time to heal so he’s taking a couple extra weeks off.

>>38471608
good fucking riddance

He is too busy having sex with every female cover talent to stream

Based honestly, he should keep hiding.
His viewers don't even deserve him

>>38495442
I don't understand if posters like this want him to graduate, hate hololive or just have 45 IQ

>>38495652
cuck fantasies

>>38495652
option 2

>>38495652
anon doesn't understand what 'funposting' or 'shitposting' is

>>38495786
This seems to be the case.

>>38495786
cuckposting lost whatever 'fun' it had during condom arc.
There's no effort or creativity to it. I want anons to be better with their shitposting, not lazy

>>38495786
No, I don't consider the virtual equivalent of spreading your own shit on walls in a Walmart a logical course of action.
If you get something out of it, like a theoretical win against a bad entity in your head, it is understandable.
Doing it just because..? Do you enjoy the smell of dry feces?

>>38495898
just because it's poor quality doesn't mean it's not shitposting, it's a shame that the art of good bait has fallen out of turn though

>>38495968
I would smear my own shit on this post if I could.

>>38495995
I mean, "x male vtuber is having sex with (you)r oshi" is pretty rock bottom for bait.
And we've been down here for months.
Place feels like fuckin 2012 /b/ at times but with vtubers

>>38497539
some of the more interesting Vesper rrats have been entertaining at least

>>38497672
None of which involve cuckoldry.
It's a simple fact. More rrat peddlers/shitters should do some training

>>38491932
Don't be mean
They just thought that rrats would become real if they keep pushing it

>>38482488
Daph notably does not date white men

>>38471784
australians are known for trying to fix the japanese population problems. old man is just throwing a tantrum. its clear he's the problem and making it uncomfortable to work with him.

>>38499195
>Old man doesn't appreciate his fluffer
>Refuses to impregnate any more OLs until they bring cuter boys

>>38471608
Cover is waiting for the rest to drop to 3 views before an official sacking so that nobody except the small number of twitter trannies will care.

>>38489839
TRUST THE PLAN

>>38475950
>because they spent weeks saying he was the best tempus member
to be fair, it's not like that's a very high bar to meet

I am actually angry at cover now.

>>38502619
No one cares homo

>>38479349
I would have no reason to watch any of them any more.

>>38502636

>>38478853
>Mori clip
Post it? Why does she pretend to care? She is by far the most self-absorbed talent in all of EN. Kiara is there, too, so that says something.

>>38498930
>>38482488
She actually does have some white boyfriend lol.

>>38485348
Who fucking cares that japs on the internet cry over cyberbullying? We have something called freedom of speech here. Grow a thicker skin and stay out of our country.

I miss him so much. I want him to give me some advice if I should buy a Google pixel 7.

>>38505659
I can give you that advice, no

>>38474516
Yeah, he'll be back soon... bang

>>38505659
He would unironically say no and tell you to get a PinePhone

>>38471608
Mori raped Magni with her futacock after their collab and told Vesper about it. Oji then angrily lets the management know and asked them to do something about it but learnt a valuable lesson to not fuck with Top G Calliope Mori so he gets suspended instead while Magni continues to be her cocksleeve.

>>38506190
>Mori blew out Magni's back
what a fucking twist

>>38486621
>practices opsec
>isn't a menhera
>retweets Magni's RM tweet whining about his "ugly uniform in the new workplace" on his own RM account
LMAO

>>38506104
RIP Jiisan, you were the best.

>>38506534
Vesper was the one who killed grumpy jii-san too

>>38471608
Rrats says that he purposely get suspended so that can enjoy the whole FIFA World Cup.

>>38506104
I don't know this one and I'm guessing I don't want to

>>38506705
He didn't want to dox himself as he is representing a country to play for the worldcup.

"suspension" is just a cover.
They lost anyway.

>>38506477
>A RM retweeting another RM
>Chicken self doxxes herself every fucking day
>Mori constantly gloats on RM about "Applebitches" shit
Cover doesn't give a shit about that.
And aside from Vesper's RM being known the moment he debut, no one knows what this guy looks like or where he lives. He never gave away person info on that account either. The fucker is a ghost by all other accounts.

>>38489808
Where did he used to work?

>>38506972
pretty much the only thing people know about him is that he lives 'somewhere' in the american midwest (probably) and he's a vampire

>>38489808
Same can be said about the lazy whores in holoen you fat beta nerd

>>38507406
anon is retarded because no one knows even remotely where he worked other than he was an IT guy there

>>38507406
>>38507654
It's him.

>>38507721
classico

>>38478853
>Maternity leave in Canada is available for a maximum of 15 weeks

>>38472743
what is this meme based on

>>38478853
>Hearing Mori basically weeping when talking about "I hope Ina still comes to my tea party but she literally ghosted me and I haven't talked to her in like 2 months makes me sad." has been one of the funniest clips I've seen recently.
source? I don't want to watch any more of that cunt than I have to but this sounds funny

>>38485602
Incredible cope. Vesper will be a founding member of VShojo for Men.

>>38507721
As an IT worker, this makes me mad and laugh because I had a coworker so fucking dumb she didn't know how to replace waste toner on a printer and in one case spilled in an office and stained the carpet and that shit needed to be deep cleaned to get rid of that shit.

>>38485602
Nice one dude you totally showed them who's boss kek

>>38477909
Is your oshi the gf you wish u had?

>>38507406
He worked at an orc only office.

I don't think Vesper is coming back.

>>38510011
Don't give me hope anon

>>38471608
i think his relationship with the management was permanently damaged and he now feels too awkward to come back. considering they're japanese they might also have pulled something like "you can come back now if you apologize to everyone" but he doesn't feel like he did anything wrong so he refuses. could be a lot of things. i unironically have a feeling he's not coming back though.

>>38510710
Jap business culture autism is a pretty hot contender for the root cause of the problem.

>"gosh I'm so happy to be a part of hololive!"
>fucks up
>publicly humiliated with a suspension just a few months in
>misses thanksgiving
>the girls, all of EN management, fucking Yagoo comply with the decision and don't run interference for him
fuck me, this schadenfreude shit gets me so fucking hard

I would have never thought that just advocating for a talent union among streamers would cause this much drama for Vesper

>>38511309
He did much worse than that.
He asked management what the fuck he's paying them for

>>38510811
>the girls, all of EN management, fucking Yagoo comply with the decision and don't run interference for him
what were you expecting? none of them have the power to really do anything after the decision is made

>>38511503
Especially Yagoo.
He's basically been pushed out of the company by the investors. Only reason he hasn't been outright fired is the optics of it and his gravitas among the customers.

>>38471608
He thought Wednesday
Then he realized coming back in the middle of the week when people are at work is fucking stupid so now he's stressing over whether to come back Friday or Saturday
He's also pissed that he added a week to his suspension after wanting to make it up to the vesties but also knows he's got a ton of Collabs piled up and won't even be able to do a proper solo stream besides zatsu

>>38512225
Then sunday will look like a better idea, but at this point why not monday to have a proper week, then he will remember it's is day off, so it will be a littlle later, but then it's the middle of the week so he will think friday or saturday, but it will repeat again and again and again and again. Then at some point it's july and he still have come back, and decide to graduate for the bit of hololive july graduation month together with magni, axel and altare.

>>38510710
I mean for me, if I didn't do anything I think was wrong, I would be taking my time coming back to. Is the stress really worth it for what will eventually be 500 viewers looking at current tempus decline? I think Vesper could get that as an indie as this point and not have to deal with management. Plus he's clearly not actually that close to his gen mates given that they all pretty much toed the company line and now pretend he never existed.

>>38511503
true but it still gets me hard

>>38512225
>>38512339
he should've come back and timed it with the release of dwarf fortress on steam. if he waits too long he's gonna miss the hype window of a game he wanted to play anyway. seems like a mistake and a missed opportunity to get some boosted numbers.

>>38471608
He was arrested
If he comes back, it's gonna be a new VA

>>38512791
He's a great hype man on his own, I think the universe purposefully ruins opportunistic times to do shit because the traction would be too powerful.
Fuck man, I was really looking forward to xcom and for a tabletop game that actually keeps it's momentum, stupid gookbrained laws

>>38512791
as if he could get perms anyway. when he does come back he will be 100% locked to minecraft and rust and never be allowed to ask for perms again after what he did to gura.

>>38494540
Fat brown hands typed this

>>38506190
I beleb

>>38513574
thought that rrat was debunked considering they already had factorio perms?

ever since he started Ghosting I've been unable to mock cumbuds for gura because that'd make me a hypocrite...
Its like the universe fucking favours her or something

>>38491021
Ina will raise her eyebrows and the Takos will understand

>>38515998
you need some falseflagging 101 classes, newfag-chama.

>>38516965
oh how I wish that were true...

>>38512436
If that was your attitude why would you ever apply in the first place? Nothing that has happened with respect to restrictions or numbers should surprise anyone but the most oblivious retard.

>>38471761
Everyone is looking forward to his graduation.

>>38515897
Gura mentioned nothing about perms. The person who tried to impersonate her did so for free keys of the game.

He's a middle aged man who is throwing a hissy fit (cringe) OR he's unironically necked himself (based).

He's just gone out to buy some smokes, he'll be back any minute now

I am actually done with EN Holos if he doesn't come back.

Literally the only entertaining streamer in that entire group

>>38506190
This is true.
t. Deadbeat

He should just graduate and go back to being an indie, his content is largely the same and he'd do just fine while reaping most of the benefits without the need for a revenue split. It's not like he cares about any of the usual things (music deals, 3D debuts, etc), the only thing he'd be missing out on is collabs and he's close enough with some of them to just do those on their PL accounts.

>>38493101
Nah, the message is for people to find

>>38517500
Can you blame him? He's a 40 year old man who has to say yes sir to people who work in management who are young enough to be his elder sons.

>>38521754
Can you imagine dealing with incompetent children all day?

I killed him, blue fag is next, then magni. Only axel gets to live

>He'll be back after his suspension
>uhhh he never streams monday or tuesday anyway
what's the next cope now that it's wednesday and he still isnt back?

>>38517537
Imagine if he just went self-reflecting on a bike again and got killed midway some remote national park.

>>38517066
I guarantee he had no idea all of the corporate BS involved or what working with a Japanese company was like. No one ever does. Why do you think most of the girls barely stream and seem miserable all of the time? HoloEN is not a lot of fun to be in.

>>38521853
There is no cope. I legit think he quit.

>>38521986
Yeah Jap corporate culture is fucking crazy.
I have had the misfortune of coming into contact with it before.
It was horrifying.

>>38494642
But when gura and the girls shit all over management is considered based lmfao unicucks just don't know when to stop looking like a bunch of disingenuous hypocrites pieces of shit.

>>38472697
>He is an old fag with years of IT experience
And when it comes to corpo vtubing he's a newbie, so what's his problem?

>>38522092
you’re fat and no man will ever love you

>>38521754
It's far more common then you think dude.

>>38521754
Been on the other side and its awkward as fuck.

He should quit. If he's this asshurt about about his hand getting slapped then he's too emotionally fragile and insecure to make it as a big vtuber. Jesus, even the JP girls are more thick skinned then this middle aged man.

>>38522720
IT workers tend to develop huge egos and I’m guessing his position as a talent made him think he had the same type of pull.

>>38522720
I understand where your point comes from but rather than being a case of thick or thin skin, this is just a case showing sexual dimorphism in human beings. Women are raised to be obedient and listen, while men are not. This is just a case of JP girls having no confidence in standing up for themselves vs. an American lad who was raised to speak up when necessary.

>>38522720
>even the JP girls are more thick skinned
>cry on stream over every setback until they're like 2 years in
Sure thing bro

>>38521754
>>38511502
I would too. What are Cover's hundreds of employees doing when they're months deep into a XCOM perms request, with 2 delays, and management still can't figure it out?
>>38522720
Don't confuse typically young girls going with the flow because they don't know any better & don't want to be seen as rocking the boat with being thick skinned.

Yeah, it's kinda funny huh.
It's the JP girls who say
>fine, I'll go and do it on my own
that /vt/ likes to rag on when that's actually the most badass thing they could do.
If he's really seething he should go ahead and just strike out as an indie. He definitely made enough money and has the equipment from his brief stint so far. I'm curious to see how many Vesties end up following him.

I doubt he is gone for real but the ghosting is just so ??? to me. It's that hard to just tweet something or do a members post?

>>38522986
Perms are literally handled by just one guy on the EN side and he goes missing for weeks/a month at a time

>>38523055
This vestie would. The rest of tempus are a bunch of faggot weirdo fujobaiters. I need my afternoon chats with my fellow boomer

>>38523097
>It's that hard to just tweet something
Yes, actually. Did you ever watch him? He didn't even tweet when he was going live until their manager scolded him.

>>38522720
he's mentally weaker than menhera mochi cheeks

>>38523156
If the vesties leave then the other three are a bit screwed. Vesper was the big Tempus unity guy and was pretty vital to the group.

>>38523198
He's still pretty active in his membership Mumble server. Last I heard he was planning a prank on his manager with someone named "Sarin." He just needed to figure out which metros they use and when.

>>38522871
>Debuted barely 6 months ago
>Thinks he has any kind of pull

>>38521965
After all the stories he's told of shit he's done that could have ended in his death, I find this terrifyingly hilariously plausible.

>>38522720
I honestly agree. I love Vesper, he's by far the most I've liked and vibed with a Hololive talent, but he once even described himself as emotionally delicate, where something like spilling a bit of water while preparing tea will bring him from baseline to "day ruined". This is NOT the sort of job where you develop thicker skin from that level, you need to take care of that beforehand.

>>38521754
Fuck off. He CHOSE to become an anime boy, of course he's going to be treated like a faggot.