/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38318566
shiny spicy love !

>>38318566
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS

WHERE THE FUCK IS HEEEEEEEE????????

>>38318598
https://streamable.com/mehu06

What happened to the Axel one way out collab? I know he was sick. Is it still happening?

>>38318588
Amen.

>>38318566
Зaпoвѣди /MAHC/.
>1. A мoжeтъ нaмъ oбъeдинитьcя co /stars/?
He вклинивaйcя въ paзгoвopы ближнeгo cвoeгo.
>2. Peбятa, вы хoтитe кoллaбoвъ cъ Хoлoлaйвъ?
Этo нe нaшe дѣлo.
>3. Peбятa, вы хoтитe кoллaбoвъ cъ Hидзиcaндзи?
Этo нe нaшe дѣлo.
>4. A вы видaли, кaкie y нaшихъ мaльчикoвъ цифpы?
Этo нe нaшe дѣлo.
>5. A вы cлыхaли, чeгo гoвopятъ въ /hlgg/?
He тpaть вpeмя нa ихъ пoгaныя pѣчи.
>6. Лжeцы и зaдиpы ocкopбляютъ вaшихъ бpaтьeвъ!
He тpaть вpeмя нa ихъ пoгaныя pѣчи.
>7. Гeй, y мeня вecти oт Хoлoлaйвъ/Hидзиcaндзи!
Pѣчaмъ твoимъ нe мѣcтo вo хpaмѣ cieмъ.
>8. Peбятa, вaмъ нaдoбнo paздѣлить тp-
Bъ cieмъ нѣтъ нyжды.

Зa cимъ блaгocлoвляю и ocвящaю ciй тpeдъ

>>38318628
>One Way Out
It's A Way Out.

There's a specs problem and since both he and Zeta tried it yesterday, it doesn't look like it'll happen this week. Cover threw him a bone though and he's more or less allowed to stream in their HQ if he wants to.

>>38318585
Shiny Spicy Love!!!

>>38318588
Amen

>>38318652
aминь

>>38318588
amen
>>38318652
aмeн?

>>38318741
I want to ship Axelotls and altventurers together

>>38318566
axnoir love!

>>38318770
i need to see an altventurer vore and axelotl

>>38318598
Management too busy grooming dingo at HQ to remember sending Vesper his credentials

>>38318709
All of the talents have been allowed to stream from cover’s office if they can’t do it from their homes as long as they ask. Ayame got permission to stream there last year when she was in the middle of her moving arc

>>38318709
They talked about the collab yesterday but I don’t think he’s tried to run it yet since he was asking chat how hard it is to run. The game is pretty easy to run though so I don’t think he’ll have that problem

>>38318770
So... Psychopathic disciplinarian slimes x Rowdy cheeky doglike creatures? Sounds kinda cute ngl

is vesper still alive?
i dont get it, did he do a nazi salute or something for getting that long of a timeout?

>>38318709
I see. Thank you anon!
>It's A Way Out.
Oh.. right, I knew something was off when I wrote it like that.

>>38318867
Management is waiting until a business day to take him down off the cross

salute did get dont getting a or for of nazi timeout? long still do it, something is he alive?
i vesper a that

I'm glad that after hearing Dingo's story about the paycheck that they get paid good enough to spook the chef

>>38318848
I will read a fic of them going on adventures

Chupado love! What is dead will not stop me from loving it

i got a bad feeling about this

>>38319454
Didn't they last interact in Twitter less than a week ago?

>>38319513
bad got feeling a about this i

>>38319554
Until the next collab I will presume that it's dead.

>>38319513

Reminder that Altare would like to be a sugar baby for an older man AND fuck your dad if given the chance :3

>>38319554
Twitter interactions don’t count for fujos. Their ship has to interact on stream otherwise the ship is considered dead

What a cute sibling

>>38319678

I'm gonna molest an axelotl

Where is the old man?

>>38319916
Wrote up the wrong date on his camping trip

>>38319721
Don't let leader see this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COME BACK NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So... is it safe to assume that Vesper Noir is dead?

>>38320020
>implying he hasn't
He's learnt enough not to make a fuss as long as it doesn't spill into his chat. His way of "wrangling" is by building impressions with his act on stream instead.
For example, he acts like a real brother who gives no shit to Kobo so people see their dynamic as siblings. He mentions Nowa a lot and connects unrelated things to him to steer away their actual oshi-oshi relationship into more fujobait territory. He also banters the most with Axel nowadays to up their rivalry shtick considering their early interaction was pretty boring without the banters.
t. armchair psychologist

>>38320287
He's a vampire he's fine.

>>38320350
Meds.

>>38320329
he had a very tame yosuga no sora reaction that Im pretty sure he already knew and just played dumb

>>38320409
Nah, Altare has very normie anime taste and actually didn't watch a lot. High chance he had no idea

>>38318598
They forgot to let him out of the Holo jail.

>>38320456
I will corrupt leader when I join Stars just to make fujoyumes jealous.

>>38320409
Purpose of his reaction was to threaten Hetshipper not to shipping in public

https://twitter.com/an_Owlette/status/1599266017846300673

Goodnight anons here's hoping there's some sign of life from vesper soon

I wanna wrangle the bears out in the wild with Nowa!

>>38320517
well that's the thing, even Hetshippers (Bicorns) don't see KobAlt as a thing, it's weird because they don't have that kind of dynamic in streams and this is coming from me, a Zetaxel bro

>>38320482
...why would fujos be jealous of that? Wouldn't they just take it as shipping fuel?

>>38320637
BECAUSE IT SHOULD"VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEE

Last day for Axel’s merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2022?variant=43573462434012

I can't believe Vesper is dead

>>38320482
>>38320637
>>38320657
yumejoshi (dream + girl) = likes to imagine him fucking her (self-insert)
fujoshi (rotten + girl) = likes to imagine him fucking another dude (yaoi)
C'mon, /MANS/, this isn't that hard

>>38320971
Dont expect tourists to learn lol

did Vesper not talk to the boys the entire two weeks?

>>38321041

Vesper boys not entire weeks? two to the the talk did

>>38321069
yeah, from the way it seems he went radio silent on them.

>>38320971
>fujoshi (rotten + girl) = likes to imagine him fucking another dude (yaoi)
but that's exactly what >>38320637 is implying.

>>38321069
I honestly don't know, Altare seemed sure he would return middle of next week but the other two have no idea

>>38321144
Yeah, they got it right. I just quoted that whole conversation for context.

>>38320971
One thing I learned from this board that people started to call the female audience as fujoyumes since there is a big overlap between fujos and yumes.

Clips ahoy!

From Magni's last Sonic stream:
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#dec-03-2022-sonic-frontiersdezmond-the-maghog
"Are you going to let me...let me get off?"
https://files.catbox.moe/pb61oi.mp3 (long)
https://files.catbox.moe/sh1to1.mp3 (short)

From Magni's last two Spongebob streams:
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-21-2022-spongebob-squarepants-battle-for-bikini-bottom-rehydratedare-you-feeling-it-now-mr-mags
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-30-2022-spongebob-squarepants-battle-for-bikini-bottom-rehydrateddezbob-magpants
[impact noises] "Yeah, take it! [impact noises]
https://files.catbox.moe/18o26e.mp3
[impact noises] "Oh, this one likes it!" [impact noises] "...Yeah, you like that, don't you?"
https://files.catbox.moe/ht6tax.mp3
[impact noises] "You've! been a! bad! boy!" [grunt] "You've been a bad boy! Don't you EVER...speak to me like that again!"
https://files.catbox.moe/w9z2nd.mp3
[impact noises] "Get on your back!" [soft grunt] [impact noises]
https://files.catbox.moe/dipcdi.mp3
"Ogh~ this is disgusting! (I love it!)"
https://files.catbox.moe/hinjr1.mp3
"Wow, that is some kinky shit!"
https://files.catbox.moe/jttgce.mp3
"Y'know, who hasn't played a little dressup? You're telling me you've never worn... ...I'm gonna stop talking."
https://files.catbox.moe/yjd04k.mp3
[growly grunts] [strained] "C'mon!!"
https://files.catbox.moe/00w7xb.mp3 (full)
https://files.catbox.moe/71lr41.mp3 (grunt 1 only)
https://files.catbox.moe/e91v6f.mp3 (grunt 2 only)

>>38320971

>>38321395
>Are you going to let me...let me get off?
hot...

>>38321395
>"You've! been a! bad! boy!" [grunt] "You've been a bad boy! Don't you EVER...speak to me like that again!"
I see Magni hasn't had sex in a while and is probably pent up.

>>38320619
I'll be honest bro, as a romcom Zetaxel is shit and it's because Axel if looked at with romcom glasses is an asshole who flirts with a lot of girls actively. Actively here is the culprit.
He had that thing with idolizing Nodoka back then and Zeta acted like a nosy schoolfriend (the Nisekoi dynamic), but that doesn't work now.
The only way it'll work as a romance now is if there's a second guy and Axel realizes he's in love with Zeta. Now it's a shoujo manga.

>>38320329
So what youre saying is that he really is truly Regis

>>38321565
he hasn't gotten off since leader massaged him...

>>38321395
I'm honestly surprised someone hasn't spliced Magni's lewd soundposts with another Tempus member's to create something like this yet.
https://vocaroo.com/1ljc8r2hSUUk
Yes its the Irys Kronii one

>>38321544
Very!
He wasn't very sus for most of the stream but that alone made up for it

>>38321069
He may not have been allowed to.

>>38321752
Understandable as he was locked out of all of his accounts. But we know that the boys know each others roommates, they could have contact through there, unless Vesper choose to go radio silent (except leader maybe, he seems like he did have contact which ofcourse he does, i don't want to think that he got false hopes)

>>38321683
Haha, nice.
I and the Altyume soundclipper have both made minor audio edits and small compilations using a handful of sussy clips from a stream that sound even sussier together, but nothing like that yet.

Magmoan compilation from A Way Out at the top of:
https://rentry.org/maglomaniac
and Ctrl+F "compilation" in https://rentry.org/tempussounds for mine

>>38321395
thank you anon

>>38322201
>and Ctrl+F "compilation" in https://rentry.org/tempussounds for mine
Mainly this one https://files.catbox.moe/eunpq1.mp3
since the Vesper compilations were more out of convenience/removing irrelevant audio in between a string of flustered noises/lines

>>38322771
he's so breathy
kimoi

>>38321395
>"Y'know, who hasn't played a little dressup? You're telling me you've never worn... ...I'm gonna stop talking."
Are we all going to ignore this one or

>>38323214
This was after Sandy said, "I can't believe I'm wearing SpongeBob's underwear!" and Magni said, "Wow, that is some kinky shit."

CAPTCHA: 28NTR

>>38321565
>>38321649
Remember the other thread imagining giving bedridden Magni relief? Now imagine it with that line asking if you'll let him get off. Teasing him, with him completely at your mercy, too weak to do anything about it...

Hey

>>38324206
Hey deadbe- WHAT THE FUCK

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1599371736671481856

>>38324206
an altbeat... do they exist??

>>38321395
Thank you anon! I was hoping you would clip the get me off part <3

>>38324374
TToTT TIPSY LOVE BOMBING AXEL I WANT TO KISS HIM

>>38324206
>>38324429
rare...

>>38324374
Luv this dingo

>>38324374
axel drunk and defenseless and openly affectionate...

hey altventurers, this is you?

>>38324206
holy shit

>>38324429
impossible. they have to get past his ""homo"" voice first.

>>38324781
i would

>oh so you wanted me to come back?
>how about I give you this instead
>*spit*
>vesperlaugh.wav

>>38324942
Based.

>>38324942
god I wish he could spit in my mouth and force me to swallow it ToT

no but seriously WHERE THE FUCK IS NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38325168
altare already said he may be back in the middle of next week

>>38325168
In Alaska, if you want to see him, you should fly today to catch him

>>38325168
Idk dumb ojisan, he'll be back when he wants to.
*pop*

>>38318652
Aминь

>>38325230
R

>>38325230
U

>>38325168
he's been fucking me for 2 weeks. sorry

>>38325230
G

>>38325230
U

>>38325230
S

The vampire will be back in 2 days

>>38325312
>>38325331
>>38325362
>>38325406
>>38325428
RUGUS

>>38325312
>>38325331
>>38325362
>>38325406
>>38325428
RUGUS

>nowa has only kept in contact with altare
ALTNOWA ISREAL

>>38325810
Of course they do keep in contact, Altare would literally die if they did not talk at least once a day...

>>38325810
i think Altare was the only one who cared about the Vesper situation, Axel was focusing on his trip to japan and Magni was dealing with his back

>>38325810
altnowa is so real... Idk how people can be in so much denial over it.

>>38324781
>Reduce the breast size to be more realisiic
>Remove clothes and accessories
>Remove eyes
Basically make her as generic as possible.

Currently, right NOW, at this very moment, Axel is clapping ecchi na neechan cheeks.

>>38320401
Vampires are real!
Vesper is real!
Vesper is a real vampire!
In real life!
And he's coming over tonight
For you!
And I said okay!

>>38326698
He's going to lose all his money in the Red District...

>>38318566
Vesper is going to return on Monday, not because that's what he planned but because management it's stalling it until they hit bussines days.

>>38326698
Git 'em bitches dingo, git!

>>38326698
them cheeks? mine

>>38324206
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>38327210
Don't be rude, that's Mori's son, Baldtarebeat

>>38326698
Save us axel-kun... save us from extinction...

FUCKING VESPER'S YOUNGER BROTHER SACRED ME
https://twitter.com/Bellbet_Vtuber/status/1599394261568749568?t=nqyiC1fGOtbtDCLtDnrPwg&s=19

>>38327317
Axel will singlehandedly breed every remaining hag with a fertile womb.

>>38327427
AN UNLIKEKLY ALLY APPEARS!

>>38327427
Cute. Recently the ojisan from his group graduated before debuting which is a bummer. Another ojisan lost to the void...

>>38326698
RPR why are you ok with this?

>>38325810
How do you even know that?

>>38327427
cute otouto...
>>38327524
yeah too bad. i liked ueno and his penguin OCs.

>>38327554
Rpr got mindbroken so much that he's got converted to the dark side

>>38327427
dorito chin solidarity....

>>38327450
Axel honorary japanese, gonna fuck his way to secure residence in it

>>38327317
But what if Axel is actually the cause of the low birthrate? Dude got many women and girls chasing him, but he is so oblivious he would ofc not notice them...

Don't lose hope, Vesper is coming soon. No one comes back on a Saturday or Sunday. He'll need time to readjust too so he'll be back by Wednesday at most.

>>38327571
Altare wouldn't tell us that Vesper would be most likely back at the beginning or in the middle of next week if he wasn't sure about that. Like he wouldn't give us hopes like this if he didn't at least talk to Vesper once

>>38327712
Thanks mom

Axel is drunk and having gay sex with me

So happy for Axel being management's pet! His streams might be boring and he might be a borderline 3view but at least he's management'd favorite, so so happy for him.

>>38327427
This is pretty cute and all but, one of his gen mates is related to a certain niji And he was noticed by him just now, on a chinese learning stream of all things, i really, really wish they dont have to pander to that one side of fans lest they end up with the worst type of fans, please vespo, notice your bro before its too late

>>38327879
I mean more like, who's to say Magni and Axel haven't been keeping contact as well?

>>38327712
>Mondays and Tuesdays are his days off
ngmi

>>38328310
I have no idea what this entire post just said

Maguni love

>>38328338
In short, we need to save their small corpo.

>>38328287
don't blogpost, rpr

can you imagine if he actually tweeted and you all think it's fake?

>>38328412
>we

>>38328323
they both said that they haven't heard from vesper

>>38328371
Love my male wife's back flap ToT

>>38328626
I'm gonna act like it's his manager tweeting just to make him laugh

>>38328626
Yeah sure "official" vesper noir twitter account, how do I know it's not a fake?

>>38324470
Of course! I had that one loaded up in the downloader ready to fire as soon as the vid was done processing. I was so ready to clip that!

>>38328626
What if he was replaced behind the scenes and we get a Kizuna situation? What if he never returned from his bike ride? Who really died that day?

>>38328371
Imagine massaging Magni's bare back and feeling his touch-starved little body quivering as he tries to pretend he's not melting and everything is okay

>>38328287
Please tell him to stop tweeting while he's drunk, rpr. I'm scared he's gonna accidentally post you guys' discord sex screenshots on his twitter or something.

>>38324781
Most, if not all, slime girl posters are coomers. I don't think humanoid cultare slimes would be popular unless leader pushes HEAVILY towards BFE, like Vox is.

>>38329013
Mobxmagni happy ending massage fic doko

>>38328770
Timestamps
or I'll cum on you

>>38329000
>Nowa died 2 weeks ago
>Management went into panic and made up a suspension
>One of the managers, Sana, offers herself as a substitute
>2 weeks later, first Nowa stream
>

>>38329546
you knaur?

>>38329108
even if he did go down the bfe route he is pretty prudish and it would be mostly female fans drawing the self insert slime so it still wouldn't look like that. I wonder if we will get a design before his birthday considering its so close.

whore...

vespers brother is streaming

>>38329651
i can save him...

>>38329651
good for him, not gonna watch it anyways.

>>38329108
I don't think his official mascot will be a slime girl but I think it being a slime means you can mold it from a blob to whatever you want

>>38329198
I wonder whether he cums or cries first. Maybe he cries before AND after...

>>38329744
Nah, it's gonna be just a genderless slime, he may have a huge female fanbase, but there's male altventurers (me) too and it would be disrespectful to us

magni sexo

>>38329921
I think that's pretty much exactly what I said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dR7QX6Haag
Astel singing

What if Vesper was suspended 14 business days?

>>38329744
That's obvious, anon. But no artist is going to draw altventurers as slime girls still.
The fact that NijiEN males have these "[fanbase]sonas" (pic related) unlike Tempus makes me think that there is barely any overlap at all. No slime girls until leader moves to niji..

I keep imagining Altare having acrotomophilia...

>>38330582
>forgot to spoiler the pic

>>38330582
>no artist
I guess I don't exist

>>38330582
they might in the future but definitely not the coomer ones that get posted /here/ and they will probably be posted under locked accounts and hard to find

>>38330641
ok but who would he amputate within the group, though?

>>38330510
Don't care, bring Vesper back

>>38330748
Magni for sure

>38330787
noted with thanks

>>38330748
nowa or magni. He would only do it to nowa to make sure he can't leave him.

>>38330748
Still thinking about that one prompt about him tearing a Magni clone to shreds in front of the real Magni...

>>38330582
I mean, there's a few here and there like >>38330725, but we're mostly holofans and starsfans.

>>38330582
H-have... have you not see Tempurasonas yet?

>>38330582
I've seen them floating around elsewhere, but don't get your hopes up for coomerbait designs like the slimegirl posted earlier.

OMG he's in

Now I wanna draw Tempurasonas, I can already imagine designs now

>>38330955
Speaking of the sonas, i remember these from around debut month, they where posted once and then never again from what i remember, i think they are cute and this one is also quite on topic lol

why don't the dingo and rrat collab
i thouht they were gonna be friends-rivals based on early impressions on twitter and debut stream reaction...
fucking zeta that BITCH stole his attention
i thought he was on the NO FEMALE camp like izuru and trying to pander to unicorns but then turn out to be the biggest whore not only in tempus but in all of holopro
fucking dickhead cunt should get euthanized and deported from australia for the crime of treating his "supposed" "fellow" "countrymen" like "dogshit"

>>38331192
Now I wanna draw you being hanged

>>38331230
Axel...?

>>38331113
I hope Tempus doesn't get that shit Alban is going through

>>38331229
Bae calm down, he's not the only person in the word that thinks vegemite sucks, deal with it

>>38331229
Is this ironic?
Rrat only has eyes on Roberu, and only probably watches Tempus like any other Tempuras, to have fun and not bother the dynamic.
She's like a high-tier Roberu yumefan, which is based. They're like everywhere but nowhere to be seen.

>>38329651
Who?

>>38330955
and I hope I never see them
gijinkas are cringe

>>38331216
AHHHHH I WANT TO DATE A DUMB FUJO WITH DADDY ISSUES WHO NEEDS AN OLDER MAN IN HER LIFE (ME)

>>38331229
Axel likes nee-sans, not stinky little brrats

>>38331229
it would be nice to see them collab but people would ship them like they do with Luca and Maria from Niji.

>>38331229
Bae understands what makes stars great and doesn't constantly intrude on their content. much respect for the rat.

>>38331229
>>38318588
Piss off.

>>38331541
Axel is young and knows that precocious little mesugaki brats like Bae are for big ojisans only.

>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.

>>38331496
Ojisan.... Hopefully I find you one day...

>>38331229
Axel =/= roberu

>>38330641
i miss eroguro posts...

easy (You)s holy fuck

>>38330858
TOT

>>38331655
I can fix them with my financial support and aged wisdom...

>>38331682
I don't miss that shit - i still remember hormone driven me looking for that one hentai and having to go past many guro doujins . . .
Young people have it good as the worst there is nowadays is just ntr

>>38331682
Almond really fueled my eroguro fujo thoughts like nothing else. I remember that one fic where altare fucked magni's bck wound

>>38331818
weak

>>38331881
Still my favorite.

>>38331881
Gws

Altare's veiny arms (real)

>>38331983
weak

>>38331881
mine's just altare. that headcrab fic is still so fucking hot. something about leader covered in blood just hits the spot ya know.

>>38330858
ToT

Really miss nowa

If Vesper isnt back by Tuesday we assume he killed himself right?

>>38332031
Gsh

>>38332062
I like solo altare tooand the headcrab fic lives in my mind rent free. Altyume posts are also good I remember a while back there were prompts about altare kidnapping (You) and cutting off your legs to make sure you couldn't escape and then trying to learn how to be a good househusband to care for (You)

What the....

TEMPUS LOVE

>>38332276
where's this from?

why tha fuck do women love blood and gore so much

>>38332303
https://twitter.com/butlersCafe_SP/status/1597879651107426304/photo/1

>>38332306
idk i like rape and ntr
but bloodplay is also nice

>>38332323
wtf Rion Repsev real...

>>38330858
do you think Magni would get turned on by that?
or would his fear be what sends Altare over the edge?

>>38332306
bloody cute boy is hot as long as its all fantasy

>>38332354
based

>>38331022
>but don't get your hopes up for coomerbait designs like the slimegirl posted earlier
Can I get my hopes up for something like this bit with leader instead?

>>38332387
>>38332387
altare already compared magni to a squealing pig so I think he would enjoy the fear

This suspension has made me really racist against japanese "people"

is Vesper back yet?
otherwise it's back to VR porn.

>>38332306
I can think of no logical reason aside from enjoying seeing men come back from a fight. Women are truly fucked up.

Still no old man? Hopefully he'll be back when I wake up tomorrow or something

>>38332425
very low chances but you can always hope

>>38332274
HOT. i can't find those prompts in the archive... ToT i only have the one where you cook for him but you make a mistake and all that >>33025268

>>38332540
Please don't be racist to aniki...

>>38332545
he's not coming back
didn't even bother making a tweet, he's either very ashamed or seething and contemplating quiting.

>>38332636
But aniki is a hafu, you can just think of him as a full white...

>>38332694
anon

>>38332724
if they don't know, they don't need to know, anon.

>>38332694
Sorry but he's a full on slant eyed chink

>>38332507
TToTT... I still can't believe he made that comparison.

>>38327554
rpr in drag will be one of the neechans

>>38332910
Didn't that come from Vesper calling him a "greased-up pig"? That plus his penchant for squealing "EEEEEEKK"

what a fucking nigger

>>38332306
I like piss if that makes you feel any better

>>38332577
It was all over that one thread where somw schizo sperged for some reason as >>36264442

>>38333020
a magmite?

I like cute men

>>38331229
uhhh the fuck is wrong with this rratbro?

>>38332992
Nowa is white and I do not give a fuck what anyone says.
>>38333020
why? what do you like about that

>>38333092
>I like cute men
, and hate women

right?

>>38332910
he made it specifically when someone made a comment about pigs squealing in pain when they get killed too

>>38333167
of course

>>38333167
I don't hate the fujos here

>>38333167
women indifference. I just care about cute men.

>>38332668
>tfw management changes the twitter password of every talent for the duration of the suspension without telling them

¿donde es el?

>>38333022
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU. leader is still cute even when he's murderous like this...

>>38332274
Lol I remember writing some of those. Ah, I love yantare posting

>>38332425
why are they in a box?

>>38333181
Yeah, he was talking about whether pigs feel pain. He said something like "I mean, they must feel pain, they squeal - like Dez!"

>>38333352
SSL...

>>38333167
>>38333188

Are any of the members into watersports?

>>38333368
I wrote some of them too clingy obsessive yanderes are the best and leader fills the rope perfectly

>>38333456
Vox does erotic role playing ASMR almost each week. Last time it was secret agent themed. During which he and (You) hide inside the vent to avoid being caught. Then you fuck inside the vent because that's a brilliant idea. (I only watched a few parts stream).
Horny kindreds then post porn they drew of the rp stream on twatter afterwards

>>38333806
I would probably out yandere leader...

>>38333914
>Vo..
stopped reading right there.

>>38331682
Same, I miss reading your guys's fujoposts

I know that Astel is a 1 in a million talent, but I wish the tempus boys grinded singing streams the way he does.

can't wait for my husband to come back from the war. Until then i'll be watching my side hoe leader <3

>>38333368
>>38333806
thank you for your service fellow yantare enjoyers. if you have fics i will certainly read it.

>>38333091
Yep, chat reflects the streamer I guess. Day 1 Magmite so it's not like I would have even known...

>>38333145
idk I've always been like this, even as a kid. I think I heard someone else once say "before there was cum, there was piss". I might have some wires crossed or something but probably for a lot of the same reasons as cum, you know, like the buildup, the need, the release, and all that... I'm a squirter so both happen at the same time anyway and it feels so good~

I should also say it's not piss (the liquid) itself but pissING (the act). Same with cum. The act feels great but I wouldn't just want a jar of either.

>>38333914

>>38333914
kys nijinigger

>>38333914
Well I don't think you can expect that kind of art then since none of them do erotic rp.

>>38333985
I feel like Altare will sing more (I mean, nowhere near as much as Astel, but more) once he starts to get the guitar down. He sang through like 50% of that membership stream yesterday

>>38333914
Go back.

>>38333985
None of the tempus guys have the stamina for singing that Astel (and Izuru and Rikka) has at the moment, not to mention that Axel would probably rip his vocal cords to pieces if he tries to sing as hard and as long as Astel does

>>38333914
Ignore the samefag tribalfagging. I hope that none of the boys do that kind of roleplaying I'm ngl but I don't mind small bits - kind of like Magni did.

I can trace that art for you and put Altare instead though.

>>38334035
none I know of for x(You) right now sadly other than the one that got posted after the BFE voice tweet and I am swamped with work so I have no time to write T^T

>>38334258
>Ignore the samefag tribalfagging
kys nijinigger

>>38334062
What do you think of golden showers, though?

>>38334258
>samefag

>38334375
What a fucking brainlet

>>38333802
For the amount of times Magni has brought up pissing on people, he's either into it or thinks it's funny. Or uses it as a stand-in for cum since, ironically enough, changing it to piss makes it freakier, but I don't know if he could get away with outright talking about cumming on people.

The times he's brought it up (outside maybe the "thirsty flower" bits) were in a degradation context so he seems to see the humiliation aspect in it.

>>38334148
I dunno, I've seen a few horny yume art with the tempus boys out there. It's a lot rarer than the fujo art, though. Based on my experience with lurking through twitter there aren't really a lot of artists drawing tempus porn in general, though.

i dont mind the slime altventurer self insert but im disappointed in the lack of tentacle porn involving altare

I already posted a Nijinigger here >>38330582
Weird how nobody told me to "go back" then.

This is what you retards get for letting women and homosexuals take other the thread, now they're pushing /nenmen/ bullshit and accusing people of being """tribalfags""" if they don't want to talk about Vox's rape roleplay in /MANS/.

>>38334258
>put Altare instead
nta but please do.....

>>38333914
The anon was responding to another anon and even spoiler the text because it was offtopic. I hope the Niji boys become friends with tempus and spam collabs nonstop so all the tribalist Holobronies here kill themselves.

>>38334567
they just make it impossible to find, but there's a few consistent artists

>>38334575
has altare ever even mentioned having tentacles or tentacles at all? most art is prompted by something

>>38334637
Imagine an ASMR roleplay where leader and Vox spit roast you.

>>38334567
yumes tend to be careful as not to disturb the talents even more so than fujos

>>38334685
he hasnt said anything but its kind of a given when it comes to slimes, kinda like the melting clothes off

>>38334750
This art is so hot

>>38334656
Haha yes I wish they do tons of collabs with the most cancerous EN corpos with the worst chink infested fanbase to own the libs epic style lmaooo can't wait to see leader posting IRL photos of his crotch with an unzipped fly on twitter for his new audience of 14 year old chinkoid simps and making daily tweets about being a bottom who slurps cum, that would be so epic and the holobronies would seethe and cope so hard!!

>>38333985
already gave up on that but still hoping that future starsEN gens can get someone like the singer trio

>>38334353
yes plz

>>38334750
tentacles are a bit more of a stretch to get to so you will probably never get it unless he mentions it himself

>>38334794
this but unironic. I want to see leader whore himself out so badly..

>>38334816
This
No one in this thread actually watches Niji, they're just pretending to and using it as bait to trigger the resident /MANS/ posters
stop falling for low quality bait retards, no on here watches Niji

>>38334814
true... i might have do it myself when i have time ToT

these two are going to have ROUGH CANINE KNOTTING SEX soon. i can feel it.

It's moving...

>>38334062
>I'm a squirter so both happen at the same time anyway and it feels so good~
Hot

>>38334661
I've noticed, yeah.
>>38334734
Understandable stance to take, considering that yume stuff tends to be more "personal" for the artist, I assume. at least that's what I think I would feel as a drawfag

>>38334897
I can't wait

>>38334862
It's not leader anymore if he isn't prudish and refuses to give us crumbs. He can whore himself out to Nowa though

>>38334897
Did axel mention anything about meeting up with his senpais in the future yet?

>>38334941
More like disgusting, no one wants to hear a femoid whore talk about what her gaping axe wound does, even if they hide it behind spoilers pretending that it makes any difference

>>38334862
his overt desire to dick down an ojisan is enough for me

>>38334794
Imagine thinking a thread full of easily triggered tribalist weirdos like this would be better.

I want to peg Nowa so badly ToT imagine the whiny moans and him begging to get fucked even harder...

>>38334062
yeah that's what i've noticed on "watersports" hentai. they mostly make it a clear liquid instead of yellow. interesting to see your perspective tho.

>anons: talking about something random
>men, always: OMG WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE THIS
Why do they do this

No streams for 12 hours...

>>38335075
>women: constantly talking about piss and cum and wanting to be raped and wanting to see the boys being raped, even when there are streams going on
>men: fuck off
Wow truly unbelievable, the patriarchy must be stopped at all costs #MeToo #ImWithHer

Altare Regis singing DMCA song after DMCA song in his membership streams like he isn't going to get suspended after doing a handful more streams like that and his manager finally notices...

https://twitter.com/ezra_chandra123/status/1598954672265789440

>>38334816
I haven't even lurked in global or hlg since the boys debuted, but the 'REEE'ing neckbeard replies are all made by posters from those places (catalog too but it's all the same). They can't help but to sperg out and fill their diapers whenever possible. I do hate the fully spoilered posters as much though, they're cretins as well. It's always off-topic or irl stuff and no matter how many times they're told to not do it because it doesn't belong here and how it's just obnoxious, they still keep doing it.

>>38335044
w*men are absolutely obsessed with talking about their vaginas and their sexcapades, it’s the only thing they know in life, cheating, lying, scheming and sex.

>>38335086
altare is probably gonna play cyberpunk at his usual time still 8 hours tho

>>38335177
Based.

>>38335162
he said he didn't rhink nanager's watch membership streams so who knows he probably won't get suspended though

>>38335177
Actually disgusting, abhorrent creatures, why do they refuse to act like civilized people, you know, like actual humans?

>>38335147

>>38335015
Leader being a prude and refusing to pander unless he does it exactly now he wants is what makes him so sex, I am certain of this. It makes every single little crumb he gives us even more delicious.

>>38335177
>cheating, lying, scheming and sex
pretty based

be the change you want to see

>>38335177
They're just like me fr fr

>>38335049
It's certainly better than a thread full of cancerous nijiniggers trying to make Vox on topic in /MANS/

>>38335245
Because they can get away with it, the purpose, sole purpose I might add, of a w*men is to breed and produce offspring, their purpose is lost in modern times, and this is how they cope.

>>38335086
Do your reps and watch JP. Most JP chuubas are fun to watch, and even if you barely understand, learning their approach to vtubing is fascinating.

>>38335162
>Nowa comes back
>Altare gets suspended

>>38335162
>Altare Regis

>>38335294
Yes, I'll spend years learning a useless dying language to watch youtube streams

I had a dream where Magni's rm was having a just chatting stream on twitch while he walks mindlessly around in this room. All is normal until Pako sensei chatted saying "that's nice anime" with a thumbs up emoji. He reads Pako's chat and pauses in excitement, then freaks out in silence, realizing that his entire stream is completely masked on his vtuber model. After a minute of sillence, he leans on his mic and says he needs to go and ends the streams. Anon who have dreams of your oshi, how do you do it? Mine was pure nonsense

>>38335258
Yeah, it's him being distant and withholding and then suddenly dropping shit like "I'd be a sugar baby" and casually moving on from that conversation like nothing happened that makes him so sexy

>>38319721
These fanarts are pretty based, I hope he stops collabing with blue indo whore because of them

>>38335329
its always leader who gets them

>>38335329
>Vesper Noir

https://twitter.com/CrescentDrifter/status/1598612611314388993

>>38335188
i hope so... leader schedule doko?

DnD is cancelled.

>>38335331
That's what Nowa thought until he got suspended. Axel is scot-free living his life.

>>38335406
Men are scared of how his voice makes them feel.

>>38335446
Party wipes to Snailtare and everyone gets mindbroken by its aphrodisiacal slime

>>38335384
>mentions Kobo and makes parallel of Kobo and Nemona unprompted
Nothing personnel, kid :3

>>38335378
the spit bit in the pokemon stream where he said he wont spit on stream anymore instead he'll release a voice pack. sex.

>>38335044
>>38335177
>>38335245
>>38335284
Now say that without stroking your dick.

>>38335503
I was talking about outing tourists and shitposters but this too. leader fucking a shitposter who won't admit they like his voice is funny to me

>>38335284
But if their sole purpose is to breed and produce offspring, then why can't you get laid?

>>38335329
>>38335406
>>38335503
I'm a neurotic femanon scared for my oshi. I always talk about the boys with their names in the correct order because I'm not a dogeater.

>>38324781
>>38329744
That's the idea, our normal form is just that cute little round blob with the ice shards, but we get like pic related when we're trying to molest Leader

>>38335615
Kinda based, anonchama. I knew you were not shitposting because you watched the members' stream without closing it.
Ignore the sensitive pricks.

>>38335384
>Seething yume
Go back to cbdct

>>38335615
sorry anon you have a really strange typing style

>>38335654
ToT

>>38335565
he’s a high-class whore who knows his worth and wants to be paid for his service and i love him for it. it means we get better streams too, because he doesn’t want to waste our time and money!

>>38318598
I MISS HIMMMMMMMMM

>>38335384
At least isn't cuckart and looks kinda cute

>>38335772
what the FUCK is THAT

>>38335609
LLEL
>>38335654
Actually, now I need to see leader as a slime boy instead.

>>38335565
>>38335770
Tempus is truly a guild of whores, and leader is clearly the most expensive one

>>38335840
A vestie’s true form

>>38335036
not yet. other than the big cover, no other mention of the boys yet

>>38335654
TToTT Reminds me of that post about Altare getting raped by slime girls and then knotted by Axel because of slime pheromones or whatever

All whore jokes aside, it is insanely based how freakishly punctual Altare is. I’m not used to streamers starting their streams at their scheduled time on the dot and not 5-10 minutes later

>>38335966
SEX

>>38335842
Tempus never was an adventuring guild, it was a brothel run by Omegay where the women and men of Elysium would come in droves to sastify their urges 24/7

>>38335952
its disgusring. as expected.

altventurers are getting so cocky recently

>>38335966
>Male Altventurers
>>38335654
>Female Altventurers

>>38335384
Awww, gonna start cutting yourself again Altyume?

Look at this dude

>>38336130
hot.