/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38112961
Then you don't need to tell yourself that

>>38112856
What's gonna happen in this video

who actually wanted this though

>>38113109
Better than the hip hop month they're trying to push

>>38113109
Gura, watch stream

>>38113109
Gura is a MatPat fan, believe it or not.

>>38113109
Gura

>>38112961
>>38113033
>>38113097
ITS NO KEKING IF SHE IS GETTING PAID TO TALK TO MALES

Would anyone like some tea?

>>38113219
>>38113227
>>38113249
proof?

>>38112856
Vtubing is dead. Also, fuck Mori.

>>38112856
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbpi6ZahtOH5Ja3uGM9Wa5ZIkz1bIaJik
Looks like they might be going through these videos?

https://youtu.be/gdEuJ1hAVhQ

oh joy, more fucking ads

>>38113401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZODF4v8TGw&t=9714s

>>38113651
That's just a theory

>>38113401
https://youtu.be/zX6Kc-_dTSY

The only thing that's rising is my dick when I see Gura.

Yup, vtubing is officially dead.
Time to move on to the next hobby.

>>38112856
But isn't he a bit late on this topic tho?

we got a couner for how many times mori mentions ironmouse?

>>38114096
6 per minute

>>38112856
Half the thread deleted already... Jesus christ janny

>>38114380
please andestand, the janny has blood gushing from his ass so he has mop everywhere he goes.

So her computers died but she's able to return for this collab huh?

>>38114380
fuming janny is scary

>>38114556
It’s amazing, just like magic!

Which one of you is dropping the Gura dox in chat?

>>38114380
I didn't know what got me. Either the
>Moaning, squirting and more moaning
one or the
>That's just a theory
one.

>>38114556
It just works

>>38114650
They what ? Chumpedos stop, she did nothing wrong

>>38114380
no negative comments in this thread

>>38114556
This is obviously pre-recorded, likely months in advance

>>38114805
We will see

Rise of the vtubers, just in time to confirm the fall of the vtubers...

>>38114929
So, what do I win?

>>38115405
Being right. Other than that, nothing

How do people stand this shit?
You can read the wiki article faster than this or just try watching a chuuba and you'll get it immediately.

>>38115852
yeah but now I can have fags read it to me

>>38115852
That's basically every podcast.

>>38115852
Its a corporate podcast and doesn't seem like a good one. Probably not written by MatPat either.

>>38115979
It would be some Matrix level shit for a chuuba to die midstream.

>literal niggerfaggot

>>38115979
This guy gets it

YAGOOO

What a fucking disaster

>>38112856
>this inconsequential shit is what broke the minds of /vt/

I gave it more than a fair shot. That was 1000 more obnoxious and cringe than I anticipated.
This is exactly why I wanted 0 collabs with that narcissist faggot, specifically

This is somehow worse than if gura really was doing a collab with him

What the fuck is this zero effort phone call quality podcast

>>38116054
when i saw that matpat, i expected more jokes or at least some atempt to make it entertaining

This thing is boring. I wouldn't even call it a podcast. It's heavily scripted and edited.

This is why collabs with fleshtubers shouldn't be allowed

I dunno, Matt we need some diversity in this story. Get some fucking rando to talk about the vtubers

We lost our shit for five hours because of this?

Holy shit goomba

>>38116453
>we

>>38116360
He has four YouTube channels he cannot be writing most of it.

>gawr

SHES SO CUTE

Jesus Christ the chat is literal fucking cancer

Imagine Mat just casually asks what they did before HoloLive.

>>38116417
This can be fixed by Kronii going to the Adam Friedland podcast.

>ANONYMITY
>
>YOUTUBE
>

>>38112856
And it's all? So much shieldposting, but in the end, nothing.

LETS GET DAVES OPINION, WHATS POPPIN D?

this is dogshit the fuck I care what Earnest thinks?

>black tranny

>>38116874
This is written like a NPR article.

>frosted flakes are going full furry

>>38116958
I dunno, Ira Glass always felt more respectful of the viewer's time than this.

No fucking way they got Mori and Gura for the podcast

even they recognize that the well is drying

THEY HAVE NO IDEAS.

RUMAO

>>38116777
>shieldposting
lol
shitposting

>>38112856
THATS IT?

Literally a nothingburger
Homos on suicide watch

>>38117116
Oh so that's why Gura isn't streaming! Gee, I thought she was lazy or something

That was it?

THAT WAS IT?! WTF

Literal nothingburger /vt/ will find an excuse to seethe about. I don’t even like Mattpat and I can’t bring myself to care about this.

>>38117116
Well the only idea person in EN is Ame and she never goes past an episode.

Matpat confirmed for Holostars EN Gen 2

And that is why vocaloid- I mean vtubers are good

>even less than I was expecting
KEK

This was a fucking "persuasive speech" project for high school.

>>38117200
whats so hard about opening block game and ask kaela to help you build shit lol it's the easiest content you can make. sugar mommy will make sure anything happens.

>>38117077
That's a radio guy. I am talking written articles that are spoken aloud.

>>38117319
I bet she's depressed as fuck.

>>38112856
unicorns and schizos were getting uppity for this nothing burger?
Seriously?

BONEBROS THEY JUST EIFEL TOWERED MATPAT OMGGGGGGGGG

That's it? That was the big Yab homobeggars and Gura antis were hyping up and shitposting with all this time? Pathetic.

That's it. That's the big collab? THAT WAS JUST AN EXTENDED GAME THEORY EPISODE.

Oh boy it was bad, how do I unsee it?

>Gura just wants to make friends
>is stuck with bitches who see her as a co worker

And whyy the FUCK was that called a Podcast. Why can't a word just stick to a definition for more than 6 months anymore???

>>38117443
Even a lot of game theory episodes are longer than that.

what happened here?
i fell asleep listening to fauna asmr

>>38113957
>Gura was the vtuber killer all along
Poetry.

Who was this supposed to be for? It was like sitting in on an intern explaining vtubers to a bunch of 50 year olds at a YouTube board meeting

>>38117462
Not Fauna

Who though a collab with such a reddit tier fuckface as Matt Patt would be a good idea. Last thing anyone needs is his filthy audience grey tiding streams

>>38117596
It was setup by youtube corporate so that is probably what they were going for.

>>38117539
A theory
A GAME THEORY

>2020+2
>rise of the vtubers
I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this, but I also don't want to bother replying in two years, if anyone wants to do it, feel free.

>>38117596
you just answered the question yourself

>>38117596
An intern would do a much better job and at least get their names right.

>>38117596
I mean, that's pretty much what it is

Can't believe I watched that instead of cleaning my smelly fucking balls.

>>38117596
You kinda answered your question

>>38112856
Hahaha they actually had to rope Gura it to his gay shit so the fat wigger could shill her wack ass. No one cares and even less would care if not for 2 mins of the Shark, kek.

this would make sense back in 2020.

>>38117596
For people that were getting into Vtubers 2 years ago.

>>38117826
They wanted Mori so they can show the concert footage.
This is meant to appeal to Youtube investors.

they spent half the time talking about vocaloid...

>>38117434
Gura showed that fat bitch more pity than she deserved by appearing in this crap. It’s beneath Gura, but totally on brand for the worst member of HoloEN, this shit is all she has.

This is my commentary.
A rumao is my single commentary.

>>38117389
who gura? why?

https://youtu.be/7cEc3vhz9GE
This is how I imagine YouTube staff checking matt pat's original script for this

>>38118074
can't stream for us chumbuddies because pc hort

Why were six fucking minutes of this video about fucking vocaloid

>>38118074
Long periods of no streaming, makes us excuses not to stream, no updates on her well being or anything. Drifting apart from her genmates, having no drive to do anything as simple as asking Kaela to help build in a block game.
Makes me wonder if she's depressed.

I just realized. This was a fluff piece on Hololive. Everyone else just got a passing mention as a backdrop to give context to what the center-point of the video was to be about. YouTube literally shilled Hololive.

Did... did we make it?

>>38117667
Pretty much what it seems like. A corporate presser on this weird newfangled vtuber thing the kids seem to be into. Youtube finding out years too late about this thing that they could have capitalized on in a more timely manner had they actually monitored who drew in the superchats and only now seem interested in promoting well after the vtuber boom of 2020

>>38118324
Of course they bent the knee. Hololive is their only reliable source of income.

>>38118324
Yeah, now not only do we get another influx of insufferable normies. We get the Dream and Frosted Flakes fans shitting up the place too

>>38112856
OH NYO KEKMATES NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!

>>38118324
Hololive are literally the only reliable streamers on youtube that aren't getting paid to be there. They deserve more puff pieces.

>>38113384
In these trying times? I'd love some, frootposter.

>>38113384
her eyes are pretty

I have recently learned that Gura inhabits a universe that contains penises. I'm offing myself tomorrow, anyone care to watch?

>>38118324
Nice to for once see YT acknowledge that yes this thing with multiple people having millions of subs exists and is a quite dominant draw for non-news live streaming on the platform.

Considering vshojo has at least one founder who literally is a Twitch founder, that's why it's shilled so relentlessly over there, they're in essence the ultimate corpo but pretend real hard they aren't and sell their sheer ignorance and incompetence in this space as "freedom."

>>38112856
Big surprise the fat bloated wigger acts like a pageant mom and uses someone else’s success to elevate themselves.
Where I have seen this before???
https://streamable.com/oazzk4

this is more cringe than a zentreya stream

>>38119976
You know why, and the answer is not Gura. Or matpat.

Oh nyo chumkeks... A collab with a male

>>38120096
my favorite part was the credits, where the entire thing was written, produced, conceptualized, FACT CHECKED and pitched by 3dpd holes, with a bugwoman and a niggerfaggot as cohosts to a guy who gets high on his own farts.
>called them gawr and calliope
some fact checking, those holes didn't even know japan swaps the given and surnames.

I'm just glad it replaced that dumbass hip-hop shit with a cute anime girl.

>>38112856
Could've done a LOT better job at explaining vtubers but i guess this is the most we can expect

>>38120841
For an intro to vtubers 101 honestly it's pretty good

They didn't show a single clip, didn't comment on fan input, no mention of merchandise, live performances, not even Miko saying nigger.

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>38118926
she has a penis probably

>not a single mention of any holo JP member
lmao disliked

>>38118324
Are you telling me that instead of paying millions to buy Twitchniggers, whose bread and butter are sexual harassment and scam dramas, just for them to get 5k CCV on YT they could just promote the super advertiser friendly Hololive streamers?
Sasuga Susan.

>>38116360
>matpat
>entertaining
This seems on par to me with everything he ever created.

Isn't this the dude who had a friend that necked himself?

do you guys even realize that her actual name is Gawr?
Gura is her last name, why do you guys lose your shit over a vtuber you don't even call her by her name

>>38112856
Quality>quantity

>>38112856
Is this the nigger that gave the pope a copy of undertale?

>>38123996
Yes, but everyone had a friend who an hero themself at some point.

>>38112856
this unironically marks the death of the hobby. it was clearly aimed at the most normie of the normies.

>>38129202
Yeah

>>38112856
do 2020fags really?

>>38112856
Great, more people calling me incel

>>38130349
Spoken like a true nijifag

>>38112856
Already at 150 post, good job OP it's that easy it seems, can't say this wasn't deserved or seen coming.

>>38130921
lolwat? i hate niji. i'm a ligger and a holofag.

>>38131446
T. Nijifag

>faggot black dude starts speaking in a homo voice
>comment in chat: "is that uki?"

>>38117826
someone who watches gura couldn't have made this post

>>38131734
kek

>>38112856
lol

>>38112856
Does this mean EN3 is coming soon?

LOL. UNICORNCHADS CANT STOP WINNING. THAT WASNT EVEN A COLLAB. HOMOBEGGARS BTFO'D

>>38121528
Who cares about jp we dont understand shit

>>38123996
His name was Ronnie Edwards and he was the only one out of MatPat's group who was actually informative and helpful.

Lol. Mori said her and Gura just talked to a female producer, not a man. Gura antis btfo'd once again

>>38138075
>YouTube employee
>Biological female

>>38138075
With Gura's work ethic, I wonder if she talked to anyone at all. Sounds like she was sent a note with a couple questions and she recorded the lines and sent them off to her Holo managment
>>38142090
Kek

>>38116267
So Your Oshi is forced to collab with either MattPat or Trash Taste. Who do you choose?

>>38145683
i kill myself
i choose an oshi who talk to males for money, whore by definition

>>38112856
>mfw he didn't say "but hey, that's just a theory..."

>>38115979
based

after watching it, i feel that my already shrinking enthusiasm for hololive has fallen to a new low

>>38145683
MatPat.

He's a pretentious fuck, but I'd rather have streamers work with actual gamers, instead of a bunch of dolts who do anime memes.

https://streamable.com/wfpf6l

>>38149725
Yeah I'm sure your shitposting self is super important to hololive

>>38113957
>as if Trash Taste faggots didn't already kill it by association

>>38149725
Watching prerecorded messages where they never actually met or spoke to each other at all?
k buddy whatever gets you angry.

>>38117794
lol

>>38118926
no you moron she's in the virtual world what part of this don't you get

>>38116123
That was one... effeminate... black "man"

>>38118324
Kizuna AI is hololive now

>>38129202
A code for a steam download of undertale

>>38173252
Jp7
Trust the plan

>>38113444
Vtubing is alive. Also, copulate Mori.

>>38112856
I don't know how the FUCK matt patt is and I don't care. If you weren't here from at least 2 years ago then you can get lost. I am the gate keeper, you are not allowed here.

>>38184134
Nijiseethe

>>38112856
used the degen pink lady pic,
NGMI

>>38182885
Mori is fat and I would not have sex with her

>>38189508
You WILL have sex with her

>>38189508
Don't lie you'd have sex with a bacon sandwich if you could get away with it

>>38127147
Anon, have you looked at the other girl's youtube handle? The only one who gets called by their last name is Mori and generally its only people from /here/ that use that.

I don't wanna give youtube a view for this, anyone have a tldr? What specific points did they make? Did they mention other vtubers/companies? How accurate were their info or was there some false info mixed in/

>>38189508
Alright then get out of my fucking way

>>38191957
I know I would

>>38145683
I'd rather the collab be with MatPat. I wanna see his blain get broken listening to chama english. If the trash taste guys interviewed her they'd probably egg her on to talk about reddit tier garbage.

>>38194342
Take one for the team

>>38118074
She's an alcoholic desperate for her next fix.

>>38173252
She would have been treated better.

>>38199558
So Gura collab soon?

>>38191957
I think having sex with a bacon sandwich would be preferable to having sex with Mori.

>>38118625
Heh... I wonder if they made some negociations... I hope for Susan to not try something funny.

>>38173252
Careful with what you wish, reality is way more misterious than people think.