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i love sonny lots

>>38085491
no problem, enjoy the sorceror!

>>38085445
He sure loves his abuse, unhealthy relationships and copious amounts of sex kek
I wonder what was his aha moment when he realised he was into rape and other freaky stuff.

wife LOVE

wuca love! he was really cute last stream, i can't stop thinking about his "do you have any shiny? yeah, look you're looking at it" moment

News:
Noctyx AnimeImpulse? https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1594873954937643008
OUTFIT HYPE
LUXIEM MONTH HYPE

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem artbook https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
AGF 2022
Thanksgiving

>>38085763
i wasn't expecting the amount of explicit sex scenes in erha. i like to picture him blowing some patron in an alleyway, getting slapped in the face with bills afterwards and he has an epiphany kneeling there on the dirty ground with cum dripping down his chin

I love my wife! Finally... He'll be back tomorrow...

sonny LOVE

>>38085993
Are you implying that wife was a prostitute before becoming a streamer, lmao. That's actually so hot.

i'm glad riku hired him. he always makes me laugh. can't believe it's been a year

>>38086336
he had to supplement his income with something so he could afford streaming gear, i can't imagine wetherspoons paid very well

do you think fulgur likes watersports

>>38086821
I mean, he can hold his pee very well, but maybe he would like the idea of someone making him piss himself

>>38086840
SHU SEEEEEEEEEEX

I really love the demon gamer bf series he’s doing, it makes for really comfy and cuddly streams.

Kindreds heres a clip of your husband being cute https://twitter.com/firestealing/status/1597908769211822080

>>38086694
He works at wetherspoons and gives bjs to the customers behind the shop for an extra tip, they can cum in his mouth if they give him an extra 10.

>>38086821
What isn't fulgur into, I'm pretty sure he would like anything as long as it ends in sex

>>38087260
my poor street rat wife...
>>38087296
he's said he's not into tentacles. here's some art of him with tentacle sex
https://twitter.com/miyuh_miyavi/status/1597973501826457600

What one pro gamer session does to a man https://twitter.com/vox_akuma/status/1598050639334240256

>>38088014
my stinky husband is a diamond andy...

>>38086974
it's nice to lay in bed and listen to his voice. it's very comforting

>>38088014
Very nice. God, his tank games are 20x more fun to watch than any of his dps games mostly because I have a vendetta against the dps characters he plays… I hate Genji and Reaper mains

>>38087729
I imagine he was well known for that at his shop, slip him an extra tip and he'll take you behind the shop. He has his bar regulars and his bj regulars.
Shame tentacles are so hot

>>38088501
it makes no sense since wife loves everything related to the kink but the tentacles itself.
>rape
>monsterfucking
>bondage
>mpreg/oviposition
(debatable since he says he's also not into it but has been baiting for art for it. and what's wife without his kids)
>vore
sucks maybe he just doesn't get turned on with the idea of being used by some plant/animal. i wonder if he'd be into it if it was controlled by a more sentient being aka ike/box or even uki's straps...

>>38089419
I wonder if he's into horse cock

>>38089419
he was excited about the prospect of alien sex with ren
>>38089507
do i gotta start asking for horse liver in wave 7 now

>>38089561
wave 7 owns us a bara, a both boy, and now a horse boy

>>38088458
God, imagine he gets tilted that you're not pocket healing him well enough so he takes you to bed, puts you in the prone bone position and bottoms out in you nonstop for an hour to take his frustration out

>>38089419
wait i've cracked the code!! wife is always so dependable and mothering but i love his silly little bratty/babygirl -ness he shows only when he gets extras comfy. and he jokes about not accepting marriage proposals if he's not gonna be taken care of! so i think wife might be into tentacles if there's one/it's attached to one that can woo him! wife is such a romantic at heart

>>38089561
and yes! how could i forget that! ren would be a perfect alien husband for him and if he happens to have a girthy tentacle(and possibly more) then i'm sure wife couldn't say no! and same goes for that darkhorse liver. i forgot to add to the list but wife is also a sizequeen so he's probably drooling for horsecock to break his insides

>>38089979
every time someone jokes about him going on a date with millie he asks where his present was and it doesn't count of there isn't one... he wants to be spoiled. and wife taking horse cock is so hot. i once read a fic where they just tied the guy to the horse and let the horse loose

>>38089941
How did you know I’m a support main? Oh to pocket heal Milord and keep him damage boosted through every single teamfight…

>>38090184
are you gonna link that fic or what

>>38090236
Guessing everyone in here is a heal slut. I want more stories of him running into kindred while solo queuing

>>38090346
And you’re right— Moira and Mercy main here. I wish Vox didn’t have to cover up the in-game chat while he’s playing because I really, REALLY want to watch whiners complain about him (like when he was accused of smurfing while playing Reaper) and him getting toxic in response.

>>38090294
i read it years ago and that's the only thing i retained from it... time to scour the bestiality tag on ao3

>>38090430
If he gets accused of hacking too many times it's going to boost his ego... It's always funny hearing him give shit to the whiners

>>38090621
Seeing Demon pat himself on the back for Reaper plays is so cute… so innocent… He’s so genuinely proud of himself I can’t find it in me to go on my usual tirade about the complete and utter lack of skill Reaper requires… Cute Demon…

>>38090294
i found the horse fucking fic. it's somehow way weirder than i remember it being. horse shenanigans are in chapter 4: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24667435/chapters/59607406

>>38091737
bitches really will write bestiality and slavery porn and name the chapters Justice and Mercy

5 am for the perfect blue watch along... wish i was PST sometimes, it would be easier to stay up to watch it

I want to torture Vox by forcing him to watch Hallmark Christmas movies

>>38093029
Are you implying he wouldn't adore that lovey dovey shit

>>38092709
i like the one named Divine Slut cause that reminds me a lot of wife

>>38092725
I would much prefer 5am than 2am, just go to bed early and set an alarm, I can't do all nighters....

>>38093229
Is she a slut that is divine or is she divine because she is a slut.

>>38093188
Nta but he would totally love as its intended purpose of being junk food movie, trash but enjoyable

>>38093229
If there was a church of Fulgur Ovid, I would like to think that our idols are sheeps and we whoreship Mother Fulgur the (non)virgin

I want Vox to impregnate me and rub my pregnant belly!

>>38093604
i want to suck the holy milk out of this divine slut's tits

>>38093604
would it have any ties with fertility? since he would be our Holy Mother...and milk would probably be very valuable for the church

want to stroke his hair

>>38094028
They drink wine to symbolize Jesus's blood we drink sheeps milk to symbolize, something else

>>38093824
You know how they have those superstitions of statues of mother marry crying blood, we just have statues of Mother sheep lactating.

>>38094028
seeing the pregnancy cult kindred in between these post makes me imagine a joint cult for the brothers that, where comfydred would pray to vox to visit them and bless them with a child, then pray to wife for like a baby multiplier bonus. something like having a safe and healthy baby and pregnancy term.
maybe their joint lore is that they used to be an odd pair of brothers due to the fact that they're rumoured to both be married to each other. (probably were/probably not who's to say) shit happens when the villagers found out they had a child one day and in attempts to kill off the demonic incest baby entire village caught fire and burnt down. it was said the whole family burnt with them but some believe in vox and the cultist would pray for his wrath and the fury he showed to those that wronged his family while wife would be worshiped for his protection as it was said that he had shielded his family when the first rock struck.
it'd be funny if the lore was they're just normal brothers that probably took in some other bicurious kid or probably had too much orgies around that town but people just added in the incest and mpreg the more deranged the cult went on.

>>38095828
He looks so much like a bdsm sex slave

>>38095570
This is completely unrelated but the thought just popped into my head after reading your post. What if Fulgur and Vox aren't actually related they just look really similar, hang out all the time, call eachother bro, so people assumed they are brothers. Maybe they work in the same office or are in the same uni, one day someone found Vox kissing Fulgur goodbye at the car park and this sparked rumour of incests. At first people we're like oh maybe it's a friendly kiss but then their coworkers keep seeing them in increasingly romantic situations. Until it all accumulates to Vox proposing to Fulgur in front of everyone, their co worker almost started a fist fight because of house scandalous it is. In the end they had to explain that no they actually are NOT brothers.

>>38095570
wife was a shepherd and he used to take care of the village's sheep. The rumor (and later to be cult) that he would bless those who asked for with healthy children and plenty of milk started when a plague/sickness fell on the village that made pregnant women lose their babies. It was wife who would take care of them by keeping them safe and warm (wool), fed (sheep meat and milk) and would listen to them like a therapist. The ladies would say that after talking to him and being at his care they would get pregnant again and bear healthy children. I like to think he was almost like a god, or virgin Mary for them. After that, sheeps became sacred and killing one would bring you a terrible fate

>>38096137
as much as i like brothers that incest! this is also pretty hot!
i imagine when blissfully dating, they'd get weird stares all the time... but now after knowing about the whole misunderstanding, they'd probably use it as fodder for their rps in the bedroom. knowing vox's exhibition kink i can see him bringing the 'bro' play in their everyday lives too

>>38095828
Holy shit, I haven't seen this, do you still happen to have the sauce?

>>38096548
I got you
https://twitter.com/iiiiiiiiissue/status/1598068434512011265

>>38096618
Thank you, I'm saving every bit of fanart that music video produced. He's so sexy.

>>38095828
Nice!

i hate gifted memberships

>>38097009
The only reason I don't hate them for my oshi is because his member content is very niche, but I do feel for the fanbases affected by dumb newbies.

>>38097221
everything my oshi releases, an anti in main shares it. its annoying

you can now spill your spaghetti in front of your oshi in vrc year round

>>38097009
>t.

>>38097328
That's gotta suck. Kinda glad my oshi doesn't share much behind the paywall in the long run.

>>38097535
he barely shares anything and when he does, its big project things so people judging it and spoiling it right away ruins it.

That's how it's always been, even before gifted was a thing.

>>38097839
not really, the chances of an anti getting a membership now are high, youtube will let anyone who watches 3 minutes of a stream get one. It's annoying

>>38098064
I mean anons shared membership posts or posted mengens even before gifted was a thing.

kawaii

Oh cool the Luxiem rooms on nijiexpress are done?

>>38098320
Only Luca's. Four more rooms are being added over the course of next year, but we don't know which ones, so it might or might not include more boys.

>>38098487
I've been waiting for Demon's room to be done for a year.. Please give it to me

>>38098127
it happened less likely than some random anti

>>38098592

>>38098664
yeah i bet it is you

>>38098891
Not everyone is out to get you Lucub. Stop being thin-skinned.

>>38098959
yes because everyone who shares membership posts are funny too

@ me when wife gets in. I hope he doesn't tho

>>38099012
?

>>38099051
He should get his mouth taped shut until he's better

I just got off VOD reps and I'm watching a different stream, did purple dragon open totsu yet?

>>38098926
Cute Sewen!

>>38099012
Iirc the lucubs kept vague posting about it so people kept asking and some idiot eventually shared it. It wasn't exactly an anti.
Lesson of the day is to shut up about things you don't want people to find out.

>>38096528
I'm just imagining an airport scene where Vox shouts "BROTHER" then run towards Fulgur and they make out in the middle of the airport

>>38099430
i know, i still find it stupid. it's not hard to just not vaguepost at all.

>>38099366
kill yourself for replying to the attentionwhore

>>38099586

>>38099361
he's stupid please understand

>>38099586
??? The fuck are you talking about I just got here, I just wanna know if there's a totsu because birthday streams always have totsus.

why the fuck is the camera man so bad

>>38099586
Take a xanax

>>38099462
So…is Alban the only straight acting male in NijiEN.
I’m enjoying Uki’s energy more than some of the shit the LAM bros talk about, at least he keeps it in context.

>>38099791
I think they meant the "Cute Sewen" reply.

>>38099791
retard
>>38099818
kill yourself

>>38099873
Weird thing for them to get upset about. It's her birthday and no one else is streaming also it's a cute pic.

>>38099830
yes

>>38099717
Dumbass should be medically prescribed to shut up for 2 weeks, no talking allowed.

oh god she is so cute

>>38099967
We got another schizo in here afraid of women everybody.

>>38099985
if you want to post about a niji girl theres 2 fucking threads for it on the catalog and this is not one of them. how hard is for you to understand that

>>38099985
You can't mention girls here at all. It's a male thread.

not this fucking loop again

>>38099830
Why did you reply to my post with this?
And seriously Alban? the SEXCAT that sonny wants to rape

>>38100012
He can still use his throat right?

>>38100061
Back to the cbt thread

>>38100092
fucking wife's throa2 while his mouth is taped up

6k worth of sc well spent if we're getting these type of tweets https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1598118792734703617

this intern needs correction for semi-ruining kino

>>38100156
back to main

>>38100057
>>38100061
Oh lmao the genderbend schizo is awake again. I don't know why you keep coming back here if you're so afraid of women.

>>38100092
No throat fucking, it's bad for his throat, only gentle sucking allowed.

>>38100336
>I can't believe everyone that disagrees with me is the genderbend schizo
take your meds

>>38100211
Maybe the rosebud that thought he bought a 6k camera to bird watch might not be wrong after all.

>>38100336
Can't believe Selen is a genderbend now

I can't wait to watch perfect blue with my husband, I hope his brother convinces him to watch millennium actress next.

>>38100476
Boo! Did I scare you?

You can mention girls IF it is in relation TO A BOY, off topic women mentioning is not allowed, use your brain people.

>>38100476
BOO!!!!!!

I hope this general understands that while off topic keeps happening this loop will never end

mindbroken you guys into looping and calling eachother boogeymen again. job here is done!

>>38100690
Speak for yourself I actually like Selen.

>>38100645
this shitposter said days ago they planned on doing this
>>38100690

>>38100690
i’m on your side i love seeing people shit and piss over just the mention of women

Selen is so fucking hot I wanna nestle between her fat soft tits while she wraps her tail tightly around my waist.

Ike Eveland.

>post off topic stuff
>lmao you sure are triggered
Go back to Twitter

>>38100597
Not to be a het shipper but male Enna and Ovidia is such a sex pair, virgin boy and milf hag.

>>38092725
PST time zone here, Sonny, Vox, Mysta, Alban and Ike collectively fuck my sleep schedule like it's a mob x wife greentext. I agree with the other anon that I prefer 5 am to 2 am streams, since 2 am streams will keep me up until 5-6 am.

uki enter

Enter Uki in VRC

luca enter

Luca's there too

>>38100833
this one made me laugh out loud

>enabling shitposters dragoons
can't wait until they start posting doxx like they do on the main

>>38100981
we are all Shitposting Dragoons

>>38100877
Hetshipping is based though. Can't wait to see more male Enna X Ovidia they look cute together.

>>38100981
Just call selen a fat fucking pig who eats McDonalds all day, has no talent and only pays other to do shit for her and hopefully they'll leave.

I really hate this general sometimes

>>38101083
kek

>>38100878
My sleep schedule wraps back around to waking and sleeping as if I was in Japan after a while...

>>38100981
>she thinks we're all Dragoons because we aren't afraid of girls
No skin off my back I'm not one anyway.

>>38101092
i'm hiding out in main and watching the thread have a meltdown over luca kek

>>38101083
But enough about Fulgur

>>38101170
good, its what i wanted to happen. i hope he stays for the entire stream too

>>38101170
Same here, i have my popcorn ready too

>>38101175
kill yourself

>>38101240
>comfydant gets offended by the dragoon bait instead of a dragoon
My fucking sides

>>38101186
>Cozy Niji male thread
>Posting this whore

Fuck Selen, Fuck Enna, Fuck Maria, Fuck Scarle.
Also fuck Luca for enabling this sort of stream behavior.

>>38101213
>>38101233
he hasn't even done anything yet... he's mindbroken them

>>38101341
holy fume

>>38101170
ah that's why they're shitting up this gen

>>38101240
Thanks for the (You) dipshit

>>38101285
Many such cases!

>>38101363
it's always funny to watch, you would think he killed their entire family

>>38101341
what the fuck did luca do kek

>>38101341
this has to be a dragoon falseflagging

>can post girls here and anons like it
>can post genderbends of the males and anons like it
>some anons even like hetships
>literally only one person seething about it because she's afraid of females
I think I like this thread better than main. Also post Lucy sex.

>>38101664
not your personal army

>>38101664
Go find it yourself

Nobody is afraid of women go off topic shitpost in main

>>38101664
Based

https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1598118792734703617
Vox kino dropped.

>>38101664

>>38101852

>>38101842
he's so cute

>>38101039
I think jam should draw more enna and ovidia, imagine the grooming a 30 yr old milf can do to a virgin boy.

Wosemi is FREAKING IT

>>38101880
Holy sex. Imagine being between them

I think we should start posting hardcore yaoi now.

>>38101953
Uoohh shy virgin Ennaur probably wanting to call Ovidia all kinds of names to deflect how shy and flustered he'd get. Cute bitchy bird could be corrected by this experienced milf.

>>38101842
Cute demon playing with his new toy, cant wait to see what he creates with it once he figures it out

uki is drinking straight from wife's kettle

>>38102050
this is /NijiEN/ go back to nenmen

>>38101953
jam has some great ship art because they make sure Fuuchan is as breedable as possible

>>38102050
Yes.

Brothers that

Uki eating his way through the world is so cute. Also cute Fuu-kettle! It'll be fun to see all the assets close up once it is open.

>>38102050
it wont do anything but speed through a new thread where more of them shitpost anyways.

>>38102050
Every time I share even softcore under a spoiler or a teeny tiny hint of dick at the edge of the frame, I get a 3 day vacation. I only have fluff to offer.

>>38102050
Not your personal army, kill yourself.

today I understood why main hates dragoons

>>38102247
>>38102267
That's fair. I mainly just said it drive away whoever the hell is raiding us.

>>38102180
Anon?

>>38102050
I'm going to try a risky maneuver

today I understood why main hates unicorns

>>38102337
dragoons don't care, it's obvious because they're asking for lucy of all genderbends

>>38102337
That won't work, but at least I get cute fanart out of this.

>>38102394
>shitposts
>bait
>girls
looks like main to me

>>38102337
how new are you

>>38102396
Holy shit. Godspeed soldier.

>>38102331
>>38102414
these are the same thing

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers

>>38102396
Thank you for your service

>>38102396
Hey do you have any sonnyban? I like psyborg too. I'm not afraid of either gender like some people in here are.

>>38102485
Hopefully I censored it enough to be okay

>>38102528
This is SEX, do you have a link to the sauce?

Imagine the sex

>>38102570
post another genderbend that's not lucy and i will

>>38102508
These are useless rules since no one ever follows them, especially the tranny comfydant that tells everyone to kill themselves. Those shouldn’t even be in the OP.

>>38102631
Ovidia sex. I'm cool with hetships too I love everything.

>>38102570

I kinda feel bad for whoever the camera man is, they suck

>>38102690
based anon

>>38102690

>>38102706
This is one of my favorite pictures. Thanks.

>>38102728
it's one of her mods or manager

>>38102728
It's Ember this is why I hate that faggot.

>>38102885
stfu pikl

>>38102825

Feesh....

>>38102937
ToT

Enter Kyo

kyo enter

>>38102825
>>38102926
Holy shit souce? This is so hot

>/nenMEN/
>can't stop talking about women
Sasuga male thread

LuCheld.jpeg

>>38103224
Sam Hyde, nippleniggas.

>>38103224
holy shit go back

wife was gonna join but selen didn't notice his request

Uki ate Kyo's ass...

UKI ATE KYO'S ASS!

>>38103310
Selen was reading this thread and knew we didn't want him to join

>>38103224
>no image

>>38103299
Calm down trannydant you need to take your next dose of hrt in an hour

>>38103310
...wife. wife would have saved this thread

>>38103326
>>38103323
TOT

>>38103355
i’m not your boogeyman retard kek

>>38103381
no please I don't want to livepost here...

>>38103344
… good little dragon….

>>38103299
holy shit come back

>>38103517
holy shit walk back

>>38103517
>come

>>38103406
where else would you go, livejournal?

>>38103355
How many imaginary trannies do we have here now?

>>38103566
i'll go back inside my head and talk to my own tulpas

>>38103541
holy shit go left

>>38103626
no take me with you with the arcadian tulpa

>>38103626
why are you pretending to be me

>>38103647
holy shit go right. you’re gonna miss the exit and have to get off at another road

Uki is cracked at fishing...

>>38103684
i thought this meant driving off a cliff

>>38103666
>>38103683
who are you guys, you're not real

>>38103741
i'm your wife, comfydant

>>38103768
i deserve your dick in my mouth

>>38103585
They aren’t imaginary, there are some self admitted trannies on here and others that are just called trannies cause she/he/they/fae/skull/pig/finger/xe annoyed someone

>>38103789
wife HATES us and will NEVER visit us here! he'll NEVER nurse us with his WARM BREAST MILK

>>38103859
IM RIGHT HERE, OPEN UP

>>38103827
Does this image upset you?

>>38103859
Eggnog. It's December, so it would be eggnog

quilldren are eggs?

>>38103858
Lovely, so imaginary trannies.

>>38103986
We are all eggs in the beginning

>>38103928
why would i ever ignore bait when watching you all reply to made-up arguments and samefags is this fucking fun

>>38104019
Of course, and actual ones like you

Wow! I can't wait for Sonny Brisko from Nijisanji EN's fifth wave Noctyx to stream The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, developed and published by Nintendo and released in 1998 for the Nintendo 64 and added to Nintendo Switch Online via the subscription service's Expansion Pack in 2021, in approximately six hours! I wonder whether he will complete the final dungeon and finally defeat Ganon once and for all, saving the land of Hyrule! The suspense is almost killing me!

>>38104080
why do you turn furry..

Shu is just standing there menacingly

>>38104149
I wonder if he’ll finish the game this stream.

>>38104149
Is he at the final dungeon or close?

>>38104149
Prediction: he is going to mald, further straining his voice, and then he's going to announce at the end that the karaoke is going to be postponed.

>>38104322
take it back. take it back, i need that karaoke

>>38104149
kek I read this in his voice perfectly. I love how he introduces games even when he's been playing them for a month

>>38104212
Humans have eggs!

>>38104501
are you saying ike birthed quilldren

>>38104532
obviously

>>38104322
You are a demon

>>38104532
Mpreg

>>38104559
i see, quilldren are eggs birthed from ike eveland from nijisanji en's 4th wave luxiem
>>38104614
sonny had mpreg when it was ike all along

>>38104677
all the males

I don't know anything about ABO but it sounds degenerate so I'm in favor. I hope Vox keeps referencing it so we get fanart

>>38104731
no please, ive seen enough mpreg art of luca for a lifetime

>>38104731
Everyone is pregnant or is going to be impregnated

>>38104731
god its such a waste wife barely gets mpreg art

>>38104765
ABO is an AU I always think of as just an excuse to have characters fuck for days with no reasoning except horny

>>38104810
WHERE please I need it

>>38104246
assuming he redid the spirit temple offstream like he said he would then yeah he just needs to do the castle (which isn't super long) and then beat ganon
>>38104322
I said this yesterday (this morning?) but i'd almost rather just have him push zelda back since malding is inevitable, it'll probably be fine though. i hope

>>38104994
most of it is deleted now or lost to the void of untagged art

>>38105225
noo... I've only recently started watching him consistently and going through his art T_T

>>38105408
here's a twitter list an artist made of artists or accounts that focus on him a bit
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1562992554165309442

>>38105493
thank you!

totsu starting and ike jumpscare

mpreg man of the hour joined!

Ike is such a cute goober

that game has traumatized ike

Ike's Witness PTSD is so funny to see

Ike is evil!

>>38105851
Holy shit he’s so energetic right now. Too cute.

>>38106105
He had his Cola

I want to smooch Ike

oh they got banned

>>38106232
I wrote this.

>>38106287
I wrote this

that was a good impression

>ike, are you a little bitch?
>i mean..

I will keep posting this no matter how much anons are tired of it.

>>38106728
imagine the sex

ike sent selen gay porn before????

>>38106939
yeah

ike?

>>38106939
The meme one that he didn't realize was from a gay porn

>>38106915
ToT ToT ToT

Ike sleeping shirtless

>>38106939
To be fair, he didn't mean to. He thought it was just from a bad comedy movie from the eighties.

But yes.

>>38107081
Easy to molest

>>38107062
shotacon sonny is old news, he needs to be a toddlercon now

4-5 hours of sun? Jeez

>>38107081
>I get sweaty.
How much does this man sweat??

oh they read the high suicide rate message kek

>>38107218
Imagine having sex with him and he's just has sweat dripping down his body, so much sweat it drips onto you as well.

>>38107081
Sweaty shirtless Ike... NGMI

>>38107309
Hot

>>38107333
I want to kiss his chest

>ike: going to bed at 6 AM is the norm for me
Has this man ever taken a break since debut?

>>38107434
His breaks are just him not streaming and instead doing mixing for other NijiEN members

New outfits when?

>>38107655
january march

>>38107655
+2 weeks
Also
https://twitter.com/Yugo_Asuma/status/1598146111298236416

>>38107333
I can't sleep shirtless for that reason alone. The sweat and dirt mix together and I start breaking out with acne on my chest.

>>38107747
i love yugo

>>38107646
Unironically true. I think he's mentioned working on music projects during his breaks.

>>38107747
yugo.......

>>38107778
You have dirt on your bed?

>>38107434
From streaming? Many times. From bts work? No.

>>38107848
Like I know he has a problem saying no to anything and is a procrastinating perfectionist but his friends has to realise this right and maybe asks him to do less for them.

>doesnt want to be around muscular women
>does want to be around muscular men

ike surrounded by muscle guys at the macho cafe

>>38107872
You don't know what lies on your bed if you don't clean your sheets regularly.

>>38107989
I wish, but he's also admitted that he willingly volunteers himself to work on other members' music projects, if he thinks they need the help.

>>38108117
Bath/shower before you go to bed...

>>38108192
They have money just hire someone...Ikey literally works over time for free for his friends

>>38108618
they are hiring someone, him.

>>38108117
Wash it once a week then, silly. Is your bed THAT dirty

>>38108738
>Is your bed THAT dirty
How clean is yours, is a better question.

>>38108889
Yes it's clean as fuck I shower before bed and I wash it every week. I even put my bed out in the sun to air it out sometimes.

>>38108714
But I want Ikey to take a break...hire somebody else, please

>>38109047
im sure they try or do but just vent or talk to him as a friend about it and ike eveland being how he is offers to help them out instead of going to someone else. they do pay him at least if he accepts it.

>>38109132
Why must he be so nice and caring TT^TT

>>38109132
I don't even think he accepts it. I think Reimu had to go to his Streamlabs to send him $100 for working on her cover in such short notice. And even afterward he was like, "I'll get you back for this."

>>38109132
He’s too sweet and helpful… man of sex and kindness…

>>38107137
TOT Alban age regression where Sonny keeps having sex with him at different age brackets until he's an infant. Like that one Gintama doujin by Harada.

>>38109047
That's on Ike, don't blame anyone else. He needs to learn to say no and take care of himself. The fact that Reimu even had to try to circumvent by streamlabsing him payment for her cover because he won't accept money is a fault that lies with him. I love him and while I think it's sweet he offers help always, it's also a really bad flaw.

>>38109551
>That's on Ike, don't blame anyone else.
>He needs to learn to say no and take care of himself.
You sound like the type of person who would take advantage of someone's kindness at any given chance.

>>38109458
Alban turns into a cocksleeve....so small and soft, his peepee so small he can't even get hard and yet Sonny keeps tonguing his cute little asshole and making him feel weird

>>38109723
He actively ask people to give him more work. Anytime anyone mentioned singing he was like "send me the vocal now". He needs to change before he could have rest.

I want an Ike sweat candle…

>>38109723
How the heck did you get that from what I wrote?

Luxiem month in 3 hours (my time!)

god now i want cake

Ike isn't even my oshi but sometimes I want to suck his dick dry just to hear him moan and gasp with that cute voice

>>38110167
I dream about that every night.

>>38109723
I get that you're concerned over your oshi, but you're basically infantilizing the dude and erasing his autonomy as you frame his actions in terms of how everyone else is at fault. "His coworkers should know better than to accept his offers and volunteering": this is patronizing as fuck. Your opinions aren't superior to his.

Archive question: when you monitor a channel and let it run, does it also start recording membership streams?

>>38110167
Yes

>>38110460
Nta but that's not the case for me at least. I have to manually set up membership strips.

>>38110384
Nta but I don't think it's infantilizing, my friend has ADHD and she offers to do stuff for me all the time, girl thinks she can do 20 different tasks at once but I know she always over fills her plate and gets stressed out later so I say no to her. Sometimes your friends has flaws and you try your best to be kind.

>>38110602
Got it, thanks!

baby briskadet theyre talking about milk, its your time

Would Ike drink directly from a cow tit..

>>38111058
anon the baby briskadet died of starvation you need to let it go

>>38111078
I'd let him drink my milk. Ike brings out the mommy instincts in me. I wanna breastfeed him while I stroke his hair and call him a good boy.

Princess and the frog but now it's Prince and the kettle

>>38109860
You are aware that someone is a workaholic and keeps pushing themselves but instead of stepping up and saying something, you give them more work instead. All because you "think" they're find out (or you see it as free labor). How can they be aware if they don't know what's wrong? Often times, that answer comes too late. I hope someone is telling Ike to slow the fuck down, because that shit is unhealthy.

>>38111198
oh my god that's so cute....LOVE.....

>>38111058
I was very sad to hear Selen's take. But Ike has my back and that's all that matters.

>>38111113
baby briskadet who drank 3L of milk can't die

>>38111283
baby briskadet! you have ike with the pickiest food opinions who agrees with you

>>38111306
Baby brisket probably has bones as strong as titanium

>>38111159
I agree. Petting and kissing his hair and cooing while he suckles… I would also like to drink milk from Ike’s flat tits but that’s me. Glad he just owned up to being flat too right now… cute…

>>38111418
strongest baby on earth

>>38111258
I love them together I don't even care if it's over rated

>>38110384
>but you're basically infantilizing the dude and erasing his autonomy as you frame his actions in terms of how everyone else is at fault
That's long-winded way of saying that you're terrible friend and are too scared to say that they have a problem.
>His coworkers should know better than to accept his offers and volunteering": this is patronizing as fuck.
Is that really a bad thing? Is not like Nijisanji is shorthanded on good musicians who can work tech and shit.

sonny enter

>>38111364
It feels like I pulled an SSR... thank you Ike! Milk is good! Milk LOVE! (I am halfway finished on my 2nd litre today)

ALSO SONNY!!!!!!!!!

exit sonny

15 seconds Sonny drive by greeting

>>38111550
they're made for each other

>>38111468
I never thought of nursing from Ike... I imagine he'd be a bit more embarrassed, but let you drink from him with blushing cheeks. His little whimpers because he's enjoying it more than he thought he would. Him praising you for lapping all of it up...

>>38111642
on your second litre already? you have an entire litre to go..

>>38111580
Apparently helping your friend by saying no because you know they suck at taking care of themselves is infantilizing, can't do shit nowadays.

>>38111468
>>38111748
Why is this making me feel things inside

>>38111879
Congratulations you now have a breast feeding kink

>>38111721
They love each other so much it's making me into a shipping schizo

stop, this thread can't give me a breast feeding kink on top of the piss and pregnancy kink. he's not even my oshi.

>>38111879
welcome

>>38111989
You can't choose your kinks anon, they choose you

>>38111923
I have discovered something new about myself today
Also this goes nicely with my pregnancy kink

>>38111967
their LOVE is PURE and RAW and if believing that makes me schizo I don't wanna be sane..........

>>38112039
no i refuse, it works too well with my oshi

>>38111989

Who do you think would produce the most milk, I'm tempted to say Luca because of his giant tits and he's a young spring chicken probably can make lots of milk. Shu probably has a lot of milk as well but if he is willing to breast feed is a different story. I'd say Ike and Vox same levels of milk. Sad to say I think Fulgur would have the least milk because he's older and his body doesn't have much nutrient stored to make milk since he's 50% metal. The cat is too young to make milk.

>>38112135
this always makes me laugh because the kirby looks like it's going to murder them for fulgur's milk.

>>38112114
Who's your oshi, so we can write breast feeding fanfic about him

>>38111748
Yes! He’d scold you if you used too much teeth, pouting at you… If you tease the other tit with your fingers, you can watch a little milk drip out. They get more and more sensitive with each suckle, and he starts to quiver and breathe a little heavier, but still praises you and runs his fingers through your hair for being so good. I wonder what it would taste like… maybe a little sweet?

>>38111989
It got to you as well? Oh dear!

>>38112221
>wife wants kids
>difficult pregnancy
>often ends in miscarriage
>baby is born with a bunch of complications
>can't breastfeed properly
holy fuck

>>38112304
Sorry to say but all of Ikes body fluid probably taste like rock stars

>>38112221
are you saying shu would rather let his tits leak

>>38111843
People don't want to help others anymore, and think that letting their friends "find out on their own" will somehow magically fix their problems. Why do you think interventions are a thing?

>>38112317
it's blending with the pregnancy kink, i hate it. i'm blaming kindreds

>>38112451
He's a shy boy he wouldn't want you to see his breast swollen with milk

>>38112404
I mean, he likes angst I'm just the supplier

>>38112523
You’re welcome!

>>38112548
his breastmilk leaking through his shirt and he gets embarrassed

>>38112434
I don’t often have energy drinks, but if it’s Ike’s, it’s good!

Axia graduated. Love and cherish your oshis anons.

>>38112736
Goddamn