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>>37924958
>more ff
for the love of god no

Please lord someone play 13 sentinels, odinsphere, and dragon's crown......

wuca love!

Ike love! Thank you for making thread, and thank you to my husbandwife for a good schedule, hope he can get some good sleep tonight

>>37925218
i think fulgur would love 13 sentinels if he played it

I love my wife!

Schedule doko?

Alvin and the chipmunks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aqlStzhii4

>>37925469
gacha...

wife please i'm starving....schedule......please...

Christmas is creeping up upon us. Do you have any stories you enjoy that you'd like to be read or reacted by the livers? Vox reading Grinch and such

>>37925469
Albert still sounds kind of sick

>>37925727
i want vox and luca to do grinch together knowing luca didnt know who dr seuss was for how many years

>>37925845
They dont have Dr. Seuss celebration in Aussie elementary school?

>>37925807
He keeps coughing...

i miss luca

>>37925953
more like he thought the cat from cat in the hat was dr. seuss and not the literal author. i still dont know if he was acting dumb on purpose or not

>>37926087
5 more hours, hopefully he prepared this time

I usually don't want male vtubers, but I got recommended Kyo and I just gotta say he's pretty based

>>37926276
We got another one fellas

>>37926276
what did you like about him?

Fuuchan stop playing Plate Up alone and post your schedule. You can ask people to collab later.

>>37926276
glad you liked my lil bro

>>37926402
I think he's genuinely funny and his voice/personality type is not one I've seen before in a vtuber. I usually watch holos, but I think him and the Illuna crew really woke me up on how fun the niji vibe is. Also, his design is really striking and appealing.

>>37926538
Glad you like him! if you want to watch more boys with deep voices you should try vox and fuuchan

>>37926538
My little brother is popular now

It just hit me that Vox is gonna watch perfect blue. Hell yes, hopefully we finally get that millennium actress watchalong too...

>>37926538
glad you enjoy our little bro and hope you keep watching him, he’s a funny guy

>>37926800
this reminds me I still have to watch wife's millennium actress watchalong

>>37925807
at some point in his tetris stream he took his shirt off

sex cat wants to be filled up

>>37927331
People call him sexcat so much that sometimes I type in sex cat on youtube when I'm trying to search for him

>>37927489
almost called him that a handful of times in chat

>>37927598
I keep almost calling Fulgur wife so many times already, and sometimes I have the urge to type whore in Vox's chat.

>>37927838
At least with vox he knows he's a virtual stripper, I think he'd be ok with being called a whore

>>37927838
the times I almost called wife wife too....tho at this point the chat sometimes calls him even mommy so no one would find it that weird

>>37927949
we have too many nicknames for the boys, one of these day I'm going to type my lil K in Kyo's chat

>>37927838
definitely told myself to not call sonny onii-chan at times

>>37927992
I hate that he knows we call him wife or mommy and wants to drink his milk but I also love that he embraces it

>>37928081
i think sonny would like that

>>37928108
he egosas too much, calling him mommy and saying you want his beastmilk isn't even breaching containment, he'll just think you're a chink from b2

>>37928225
*breastmilk.. beastmilk isn't exactly wrong either

>>37928108
i'm waiting for his drunk zatsu were we finally get to shower him with love and call him mommy with no consequences....

>>37928225
Comfydant hive mind is real, I know they call him mommy on b2 as well but I just hate that he knows comfydant calls him that, he knows too much.

>>37928346
I will drink both of wife's milk

I find it really cute that there's still new kindred coming in. I guess I let the shitposts get to me too much sometimes. It's probably the best time to get into him too. Makes me feel like a fandom grandma... They probably don't even know about may. God I wish that were me

>>37928482
been here since debut with luxiem boys and thinking about new people just finding them...i dont feel so good being this old

>>37928356
I will supachat him asking to drink mommy's milk

>>37928369
i wonder how he feels reading their comments about how his milk is overflowing or how strongly he smells of milk whenever his baby fever acts up. and how they want to fuck him silly
>>37928444
drink lots so you can grow a big and strong tizzle to please wife with

>>37928697
you will need some big balls anon

>>37928579
>New kindreds don't know about the old house
>Will never hear the clicks of his mouse during asmr
>Probably won't know about his fnaf obsession since he doesn't really talk about it anymore
>Didn't go through all of the rough eras of him growing into how he is now
>probably don't have to go through any menhera episodes since he's on meds
Get a feeling so complicated... Newbies get it so good

>>37928753
If he is anything like Vox I'm sure he loves and appreciate it and it makes him horny

https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko/status/1597063348428107777

>>37928875
AHHHHH, KARAOKE!!!

>>37928839
i didnt even realize how much he stopped talking to fnaf, newbies probably dont know about his punishment lorax watchalong he did either and how much he hates it

>>37928579
I feel that. I remember when the Luxiem announcement dropped and I was so excited and tuned in for all the debuts, and now it has almost been a year… nowadays I’ll see people in chat or elsewhere talking about how they just started watching the boys in the past month/week or something, it does feel a bit odd

>>37926276
I might have been the one who recommended him to you. He brought a different sense of humour and streaming style to NijiEN and I've been enjoying him a lot more than I expected to. As others have said, it might be worth taking a look at Fulgur if he's played any games you're interested in. Also, he's on break right now but I think Mysta (especially his more recent streams) might be up your alley as he's funny and a good entertainer. The NijiEN guys have a reputation for pandering to female fans but I think Kyo, Fulgur and Mysta do a lot of streams that are just generally entertaining.

>>37928923
there's so many jokes that most people dont get either. ike has a strawberry emote but i dont think most people would ever know it came from his first week of celeste streams when chat spammed strawberry emotes everytime he said it.

>>37928839
Meds don't work like that. He will still have menhera episodes.

>>37928922
When he did that pitch of himself to newbies during the cover I really felt how long it's been. The fact that he's comfortable with his content and his fans is so.... a feeling.

>>37928828
I'm not actually going to do that but I can just imagine it in my mind

>>37928875
hmm so theyre all still going to stream on selen's birthday so far from what it looks like

>>37929124
proud of the demon, he's come very far

>>37929111
Well hopefully he'll have them less...

I wish boys were real

>>37928839
>>37928482
if they judged star trek by its first season we would have never made it to voyager

>>37929254
I'm sorry are you saying star trek the original series is bad? I know it's mad corny but I still liked it, it has soul.

>>37928940
Thanks for the rec. I have seen Mysta in a lot of clips and I think he's pretty funny too. I used to have a British friend that reminds me of him so that already makes him rank pretty high on other nijis to look out for. I'll check out Fulgur when I get the chance.

>>37929231
just stop taking your meds and they will be

>>37929207
It's really set in that this is their first of many years in EN. Establishing their content and fanbase is what this whole year is for. In that way, everyone's made amazing progress to being Niji staples like their JP senpai. Kinda easy to forget that guys like Kuzuha and Kanae had a formative year like this, too.

>>37929359
first seasons of trek are weak. if they pulled the plug we never would have got voyager. i'm drunk

>>37929488
Oh please, it's thought-provoking and provocative enough for the 60s, if anything the first seasons of Next generation were hot garbage compared to TOS.

>>37929485
>luca...yugo...
it really is especially considering they all debuted not knowing what would happen. i know they all grew fast but looking back at it, they had low numbers subscribers wise also struggled with if they could be themselves, should pander, shouldnt pander, etc.

>>37929620
i think that's what i'm trying to say. if they pulled the plug on season 1 in this analogy we never would have got the rest, so dont worry if the new friends missed encounter at farpoint, you can fill them in

Youtube please stop recommending me black flag breaker, yes I know I keep clicking on it, and it's a banger, but please...

no wife schedule yet but i hope he's doing well. wonder if he misses us

>>37929739
I loved Q's vaguely homoerotic relationship with Picard

>>37929836
He HATES us and won't post a schedule...

>>37928875
ahhh 2027 came a lot quicker than i expected, im so excited for this week but im too sleepy to yell about it. love love love

>>37929946
joke's on him i hate him too. charge him with child neglect

Hoeru brothers will probably never give me lore but god I can hope

>>37930231
i thought mysta was working on it with his orisong?

>>37930231
shu's lore is literally a giant poop and shit joke... he's been telling us his scat inclinations from the start

>>37930271
Cool if true, then. Shu..................................

>>37930106
I miss him when will my lovely wife come back home, I need to know when the zatsu is happening so I can set an alarm

>>37930297
brave of him to put his scat fetish in his debut

coming here to say that I'm glad there's no genshin for demon this week

>>37930319
sorry even i cant cope with him giving us lore..

>>37929836
i'm going insane...schedule doko....doko...

>>37930440
Same. If that's what unravel is blocking then I'm ok with that.

>>37928839
>>37928860
NijiEN will get another Brit to be Menhera for this thread to belove one day

>>37930469
It's okay we can just make up our own lore for him, he's a magical time-traveling wizard of incredible powers but when he got zapped into this time line with Luxiem he lost his memory and is now a banana man who likes to make poop jokes.

>>37930609
Snakeanon in NijiEN confirmed?

>>37930662
i always love the trope that members of luxiem have memory loss and just gradually get used to being in this timeline with the exception of vox.

>>37930740
What sort of menhera episode would he have?

>>37930361
i need the return zatsu... expecting him to return only to have the date pushed back is starting to take its toll on me...

>>37930832
He just starts hissing for 30 minutes straight after someone has a bad wrestling take

>>37930832
the constant comments he'll get that he sounds like merryweather

>>37930790
Amnesia as a plot point is fine, amnesia as an excuse for no lore...is something else

>>37930832
Someone in chat calls WWE fake and gay

Got the itch to make a graph like I always do. Being a lorefag can be pain sometimes

>>37930935
never that. id rather them have amnesia but have random flashbacks to their past life then their second outfit being the reveal that they remember how they ended up here and their life before.

>>37931017
Shubert's lore video doesn't even have jack shit in it except shit jokes

>>37931017
>I am a lorefag
>my oshi is a lorefag
feels good

>>37930902
Surely he'd be smart enough to word filter that if it did genuinely upset them? I am curious what other words the livers have filtered

>>37931110
I dunno man, I still can't get over the immense disappointment I had when I was hype for celestial lore and got "MY GRANDMA DIED BUT MY FRIENDS HELPED ME OUT" instead

>>37931017
i wouldnt put luca that high personally

supernatural AU
dean = vox
sam = wife
castiel = ike
crowley = mysta
lucifer = legatus
gabriel = luca

>>37931163
i dont think any of them have any words filtered

>>37931017
i want more DJ lore

>>37931276
I'm sorry but wife is definitely Castiel and sam is Ike, I don't care if sam and dean are brothers.

>>37931307
based, we dont have enough DJ lore

>>37928839
Not necessarily, some people go on a deep dive and watch everything avalible when they get into an interest. I started watching my JP oshi 2 years into their career and I lived and breathed their stream for months until I caught up.
Newbie Kindreds will have a ton of content to chew through with how much he streams, I wonder if they'd have trouble tracking down his totsu and collabs.

>>37931362
sam is literally the one eating healthy AND is the archivist of the brothers. How could castiel be wife?

>>37931172
fucker could have literally stolen some ghibli story of being a lonely star that someone wished upon so many times that he felt genuine human emotion and become a real boy, but no he went with some cliche shit.

>>37931435
Lord help me forget what could have been.

>>37931418
saves dean's ass all the time, self-sacrificing, dies and goes to super hell for being fucking gay as shit for dean.

>>37928482
I was a die hard quilldren at the start of the year but now I'm ending it a kindred. Still a quilldren too and still love Ike to bits but not as desperate to catch every single Ike stream anymore

>>37931435
Aia was meant to be the extreme bully, Scarle teased being a dom-mommy, Ren was an alien for less than a week and Kyo's story is legit "I am happy to be here". Iluna's lore and commitment to kayfabe is laughable at best

>>37931489
Yes, but that can be applied to Ike too. Sam is the archivist, healthy one, the one with an "alter", the baby brother, and the incest possibilities. I'm scratching my head here

>>37931557
Ren is still an alien he shares stuff about his biology and Kyo's lore is just that he is a sick boy so I guess you can stretch that him sharing about his medical procedures is lore lmao.

>>37931557
Hey, Ren still has his alien stuff on deck at least.

>>37931711
i wished he added alien lore to his orisongs especially amplify's mv

>>37931685
you know what you make a good point, I think Yugo should be Gabriel because DJ

>>37931755
but Gabriel is the prank angel, and who better for that than Luca? I think Yugo would fit better as a demon (man of sex 2.0)

>>37931744
The amplifiy mv has some nice imagery, but yeah, I wanna see Ren's galactic conquests.

>>37931407
Adhd kindred hyperfixated on their new oshi with adhd...

>>37931813
If Ike is Cas then I guess Yugo can be Meg but male lmao.

supernatural down, just two more to go before the summoning circle is complete

>>37932111
We had WWE last thread, anything is possible

>>37931868 (me)
I was thinking Kyo can be Adam, who is going to be Bobby, Benny, Garth etc. Haven't watched it in a long time so my memory is hazy.

>>37932111
please no

>>37932111
I WON'T GO BACK, I ALREADY SERVED MY TIME, YOU CAN'T TAKE ME BACK THERE

>>37927598
You're not the only one. In chat, in conversation with vtuber fans I know in real life. I've had to stop calling him sex cat here to not slip up. It's hard to talk about him in conversation with more normie vtuber fans in general, everyone thinks he's cute and fun if a bit annoying and on the occasion I catch him, I find myself agreeing with the people who just want to see his ass wrecked as he cries.

>>37932111
We can't do Sherlock because no one in NijiEN is "smart" enough for that. Doctor who gets reincarnated so that's kinda hard

>>37932169
Kyo as Adam is perfect kek. Bobby could be Oliver, Benny could be rpr and Garth I have no idea...

>>37932111
I hope we start TODAY IS TUESDAY, BUT TOMORROW WAS TUESDAY TOOposting

once it hits december, im going to be anticipating everyday leading up to the anniversary

>>37932370
I was going to say Ren as Garth just based on the vibes they give me kek.

>>37932441
that works too! and Uki would be Jess (rip)

>>37932440
4 More days!

>>37932619
I think that the cat can be Balthazar because he is Cas's fruity friend that steals things.

>>37932247
i saw someone draw social media websites as homestuck OCs today. including 4chan as tumblr's awkward ex. i'm taking you down with me

>>37932619
Oh man, I guess if Uki is Jess who can be get as Ruby who will also die as well

>>37932628
and mysta will also be back soon! im so excited

>>37932280
>Doctor who gets reincarnated
We've got enough doctors now to do a boy per doctor

>>37932712
NO PLEASE LORD DON'T TAKE ME BACK THERE, I'M ALREADY INTO ANIME STREAMER BOYS I DON'T NEED THE PAST TO HAUNT ME

>>37932654
I love balthazar, very fitting with sex cat too

>>37932755
Ovidia?

>>37932787
Nine is Fulgur
Ten is Vox
Rose is Ike
Eleven is Mysta
The Master is Legatus
That's all I got

>>37928875
I loooooooove karaoke streams at 7 in the morning

It's funny that you could put "the lost ikeakuma OFF collab" on a iceberg image and a lot of people won't know what the heck that is

>>37932440
so many shota knees! ToT im so excited for december

>>37932945
Wife now plays 3 spn characters lmao

>>37933102
i forgot about that

>>37932843
now you're just asking for it

>>37933156
I still have the art... The pain of it never leaves me

>>37933141
he's so powerful

>>37933293
i was really excited for this, i havent seen someone play the game in so long...

>>37933213
This is not accurate because 4chan would be both Tumblr and Twitter's ex we get so many refugees from both sites.

>>37933293
now and then i remember what could have been and feel sad like leaving a flower at an aborted fetus's grave. mortis ghost hate

>>37933102
Dont remind me, it hurts every fucking day…

>>37933360
It wasn't even perm problems, mortis ghost why. Just why

>>37932111
I haven't visited the thread in forever for reasons, have you guys done serial killers/mass shooters yet?

>>37933389
holy shit they're auspitices

>>37933473
there was one time anons talked about shu as a school shooter and sonny doing 9/11 but that was a weird time in the thread

>>37933473
no I hate true crime bitches with a passion

>>37933473
Mysta is the serial killer who dresses as a clown, I don't know his name but that is definitely Mysta.

>>37933632
>sonny doing 9/11
I thought he was a serial killer?

AAAAAA WHY IS MY DEMON HUSBAND SO CUTE

>>37928579
I love having been here from the beginning (of the boys at least), it makes me feel... idk special? Possessive, a little. Like, the struggles they've gone through, and the triumphs they've had, we've been through together.

I'm a sap, idk.

>>37933782
hes many things

>>37933632
Anons unintentionally fueling my serial killer au negibanana will never not be funny

>>37933787
>huehuehuehe
im ngmi

>>37933632
You mean this conversation?

>>37933860
he's probably behind JFK's assassination too or kyo

>>37933804
nah i feel the same way, i think its part of being parasocial with them. ive watched nijien since the first debuts but i feel more posessive over luxiem

>>37933898
Care to share snippets of that AU?

>>37933804
I get what you mean, knowing demon ever since day one makes me feel like I'm in a special tier of fan. Having an image like this (and over 10k others, god I have a problem) makes me proud that I've been here for him for so long.

>>37933787
>emailing about a project
damn it vox don't rile me up like this, did he say what project this is?

>>37933975
Kyo was the one who assassinated MLK

>>37933968
hey im in this screenshot but yeah. it only stopped because anons questioned wtf was going on

>>37934038
why did he do it....

>>37934073
you know why

I get so parasocial when cat is having fun..

>>37934028
Do you think mr "I FUCKING HATE SPOILERS AND I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO SPOIL ME" man is gonna tell us anything? We didn't even know what the kindedsona project was until the announcement.

>>37934038
kyo is this tweet. especially after his handcam stream

>>37934048
This conversation was also funny as fuck

>>37934169
im going to hell, this was hilarious.

>>37934151
Kyo has family working for the FBI...the dots are connecting

>>37934169
>Luca talking to Bush
my sides

>>37934169
the last reply made me actually kek'd

>>37934241
All of us are on a watch list and also going to hell

>>37931017
I appreciate the fact that Vox is truly invested into his character and is not simply seeing him as an avatar. Going so far as having song ideas related to his lore and not covering whatever is popular, and on top of the fact that he's going into this with no background in singing is something you to respect.

>>37934380
our oshis will meet us there, its fine

>>37933996
Nothing elaborate but it’s just shu being a professional hitman on a wanted list while sonny also in a wanted list for homicide in a partnership that spun into something else…

>>37934396
I am so happy we'll probably never get the Usual Vtuber Cover Songs from him. If I have to see another kanaria song I'm gonna lose it

>>37931557
>Scarle teased being a dom-mommy
Doesn't she become yandere where she kills you in one of her asmrs?

>>37934507
Mr. and Ms. Smith serial killer version.

>>37934396
I hope we get a sexy song cover about his hedonist years, I always think it's funny that he spent over 60 years being nothing but a rich party boy trying to get into influential people's pants.

>>37934169
luca's conversation with bush is reminding me of scp-444,4 for some reason. the sheer absurdity, probably

>>37929148
Sonny’s is in the morning so it’s not like it’ll overlap with selen

>>37934520
scarle's yandere asmr is the same level as luca's mean and evil asmr. its a puppy barking at you

>there's a non-zero chance that someone in Kyo's family knows deep state secrets and has killed someone important before

>>37934520
She is exactly like Vox, they have their dom mommy and daddy moments but 90% of the time they are clueless brainless bimbos.

>>37934641
yeah, im used to them all starting their birthday streams early in the day and no one streaming for 8+ hours straight

>>37934660
Kyo's family assassinated MLK and Malcolm X...

>>37934507
Simple yet good
I can imagine the sex art It would come out of it

This is one of my favorite early Luxiem screenshots... the timeline was absolutely on fire when they dropped. Had no idea they'd end up being so important to me, I was just curious... and thirsty!

>>37934620
And then spent the rest of the 20th century being a sweaty gamer boy who consumes a copious amount of media

>>37934911
The absolute funniest part of vox's lore to me is he almost caused Luca to not exist and he probably never told him

>>37934620
I hope he makes a cover of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcaEyZop3g

>>37934894
being an early fan makes me happy because of how interactive the boys were with all their fans, i think some of them still do but its slowed down a lot.

>>37934894
I never really got vtubers until one of my friends dm'd me the luxiem debut group image and I was hooked ever since. I still jokingly blame my obsession with Vox on them

>>37934894
i thank my friend everyday for wanting to cheer me up by showing these "cute boys on twitter that are about to debut"
the nostalgia man..

Old luxiem layouts.... Home....

>>37935180
mfw they almost all still have these layouts. luca used to share fanart in a slideshow at the end of his streams, sort of miss him doing that

Sometimes I listen to Vox's debut vp to get the most intense whiplash ever. He's so closed off in them, and almost pretentious. I'm happy the kindred love corrected him.

>>37935180
Luca and Shu still use theirs don't they? The others default to the bedroom bg now

>>37934668
You know, people always talk about Vox being the weirdest in NijiEN, but Scarle can give him a run for his money at certain times.

>>37935613
I love Scarle she’s so weird but awesome. Truly a bimbo, and I say this in the most affectionate way possible

>>37935613
Their UTT episode was mind-bendingly hilarious because they share one brain cell and are literally on the same wave length

>>37935613
I don't even think vox is weird, he may be a whore but he has relatively tame likes and eating habits. I've heard weird stories from every other luxiem, but his stuff is relatively tame compared to mold eater mysta

>>37935732
vox being the most normal member in luxiem is the funniest thing

>>37935613
Vox is not annoying thats the difference

This thread confuses me sometimes. Briskadets were getting shat on the other day for offhandedly mentioning the Ethyria girls to segue to outfit predictions for Noctyx, but talking about Scarle is okay.

>>37935843
wow, it's like there are multiple people in this thread and we're not all one person.

>>37935843
>but talking about Scarle is okay
it isn't they're just being retarded

>>37935798
Most people would think Shu is the normal one but it's actually Vox who is the most functional.

>>37935843
you know why

>>37935938
Shu is not normal?

>>37935938
the ranking for normal to slightly deranged in luxiem is
vox
shu
ike
luca
mysta

Tier list time again, who is the most functionally normal boys! Cast your votes

>>37935938
>Goes to therapy
>Works out and has a pt
>Relatively healthy diet
>Hires cleaners for his place
>Good contact with his family
>Goes to the pub often
>Has a hometown gang of lads he hangs out with
You'd think he was a normie if he never opened his mouth

>>37936027
none of them, theyre vtubers. vtubers dont function normally

>still no schedule
suicide

>>37936135
ike and fulgur switched places, welcome to the late schedule trio

>>37936200
no....wife would never do that....

>>37936124
Hey, I'm not asking who is normal, I'm asking who is the closest to normal. Vox, Uki, Ren, and Kyo (minus health problems) are up there with almost normies.

>>37936266
you will get a schedule 3 days into the week and you will like it

>>37936266
If shu has a great schedule you'll know what happened

>>37935843
Well, excuse me. I thought this was general NijiEN thread. Both look the same in the catalog Take this as an apology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ7ByvqW3Hs

>>37936089
He even has a group of friends he regularly plays Video games with, the most normal dudebro in existence.

>>37936395
kill yourself faggot. thanks for the video

>>37936343
wife would absolutely sacrifice himself for shu and ike. he's not releasing his schedule because he's currently tied up in luxiem's basement being used as a cum dump for stress relief and his throat is never getting better

>>37936334
id agree with those four. honestly yugo is also pretty normal and he goes outside more than shu but it feels wrong to put him above shu for some reason

are we looping again? it's all so tiring

>>37936437
It's so funny listing his outside details and then seeing him onstream fucking viewers in a vent. What a guy

>>37936466
Yugo is normal but not like normie normal, dude used to be a party boy alcoholic rockstar no way those mfs are normal.

>>37936466
Yugo's abusive music industry story disqualifies him from normal status, that stuff is out of a tragic anime

>>37936536
>>37936601
so below shu does work then?

>>37935843
sometimes people ignore off topic posts and sometimes people don't

>>37936527
If he wasn't a theatre film nerd who is also sensitive towards women which made him ultra gay to the bros he would just be vtuber xqc

>>37936642
yeah

>>37936666
Luca is vtuber xqc instead

>>37936343
Wife got sacrificed like a goat so that Shu and Ike would have good schedules...

>>37936712
Luca is too chad like for the juicers to be their vtuber xqc

i can't believe my husband is so much of a whore that it overpowers how normal he is

>>37936678
i am open to all opinions

>>37936858
Mysta and Alban above anybody
lol
lmao

>>37936009
>Shu is not normal?
Just a tad bit tired.

>>37936858
aster above mysta? all we know about aster is that he's a petty cunt, we have yet to see him malding or having a breakdown

>>37936828
un-whores your oshi

>>37936828
Truly a high functioning whore.

>>37936935
what the hell

>>37936942
you havent seen his malding with the girls and the after tourney?

>>37936956
i can make him worse

>>37937021
That has nothing to do with how he functions as a person. he hasn't eaten mold.

>>37936858
I'd agree if this chart ranks their normal behavior or lifestyle, absolutely not about normal mindset or psychological wellbeing

>>37937088
yeah going off behavior or lifestyle. the menhera tier list has been done

>>37937015
When sundown starts at 6 PM or earlier during winter time, it can be hard to tell when it's morning or night if you're sleep schedule is fucked.

Alban said the collab with Fulgur has been scheduled for next week. Which I think might mean this coming week? Sundays are hard.

>>37936935
i usually get an idea of when the boys fall asleep but i couldnt tell you when shu goes to sleep because he almost tweets at every hour

>>37937190
if we're getting anothet week of no POV collabs without solo streams i'm ngmi

>>37936858
Switch Alban and Mysta with Aster and Yugo, the orange boys are not functional human beings

>>37937245
Wife please don't do this to us...

>>37937251
better?

>>37936858
My opinion:
Uki
Ren
Sonny
Shu
Luca
Vox
Kyo
Fulgur
Alban
Ike
Mysta

I don't know anything about Aster or where to put him. This is based on "normal lifestyle".

>>37937336
I don't know if Sonny and Luca should be moved up to Shu levels, I need help.

>>37936935
You’re clearly not american

>>37937302
wife is too busy having a threesome with ike and shu to post his schedule...

>>37937450
hm, why do you put shu and luca above vox and kyo for being normal?

>>37935938
I don’t wanna hear that from kindreds

Isn't it crazy how Ren Zotto is perfectly designed to be impregnated?

>>37936027
Votes like these are impossible to pin down because kindreds are convinced vox is normal somehow

>>37937555
Whore has to be rape corrected so he can post his schedule.

>>37936858
>>37937136
Move Luca up to A or S, since he actually goes outside and exercises to the point that people compliment his body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i5ytE6IShM

a yaminion is getting uppity that an anon called shu not normal

>>37937623
I think he is better being the one impregnating

I fucking hate post discussing about who is normal

What is normal anyway and everyone in 4chan has a fucked up description on what being a normal is

>>37937660
c-can i get a source for the art?

>>37937639
He is an insane menhera but only online, he seems like a normal human being if you don't interact with him online.

>>37937673
I could be angry yall thinking sonny is pretty normal as well… but sure if that’s your game

>>37937707
why are you taking a shitpost tier list so seriously

>>37937707
Boo, learn to have some fun

>>37937692
That's probably the more common taste but I like my emo alien boys to be bottoms

>>37937746
How am I supposed to know yall are talking about him offline? I thought we’re talking about menhera based on what’s online?

>>37937762
>yall
twitterfag you have to lurk better

>>37937784
Is it really a shitpost when everyone here are really believing it?

>>37937762
Sonny is normal to people who don't watch him, it's like how people think fulgur is not menhera and Ike isn't gay as fuck

>>37937526
I'd say Luca is more normie than Sonny. Dude works out, cleans his room regularly, and touches grass quite often. I think it was just last week when he said he went to a friend's party and got tipsy

>>37937862

>>37937870
Then I’m obligated to say vox is not normal then

>>37937811
I would like to think that the alien is a hermaphrodite and can do both so it is the best of both worlds.

>>37937739
Here you go.
https://twitter.com/hua1071/status/1523110037362659329

>>37937564
Kyo - I can't ignore his health stuff, his life is oriented around it. Migraines, reading issues, movement issues, etc. Same for Fulgur. I put Vox lower than Shu and Luca because he still seems to be adjusting: new place, new lifestyle habits (exercise) etc and I sense some work/life balance issues. Luca is actually very similar imo but he just barely comes out on top because exercise is a much older habit and more thoroughly integrated. He also has issues with get fixated and stuck on things that interest him - this might be resolved with adhd meds, but maybe not. Also I get the impression that Vox's sleep is a bit more irregular than Luca's.

>>37937916
Im sorry but this edit always made me laugh kek

>>37937623
yeah

>>37937945
thank you

>>37937870
people who don't watch wife also think he's straight kek. It's funny how only comfydants know that he's the second gayest member of noctyx

>>37937835
How do you know that is how twitter people talk?

>>37937762
This is about normal lifestyle/behaviour, not what's going on in their head. Sonny has a super regular sleep schedule, eats well, spends time with family regularly, etc.

>>37938013
sorry are you from tumblr then

Okay everybody, everyone else is not normal except YOUR oshi, or the reverse. I get it now

>>37938014
Wtf I thought it’s general knowledge that the cyborg is bi and loves yaoi

>>37938040
I’m from your mom’s closet

>>37938063
Surprisingly no it is not common knowledge.

>>37938063
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>37938059
correct, get with the times anon

>>37938014
anons here dont know he's as horny as vox. i have given up but not on fukuma

We really need to make a distinction between menhera and normie
Because for all I know they can overlap but not always the same

>>37938184
The only objectively correct tier list

>>37938184
>not eyyyyyy for shu’s

Boo you dont even watch him

>>37938184
This is objectively true

>>37938221
Menhera = Mentally not okay, need meds
Normie = Physically healthy, touches grass, has good habits
This is how I see it anyways, you can be menhera as fuck but still functions fine, ie: Uki slightly menhera but is still normie, Mysta insane person who needs meds and eats mold.

>>37937450
>>37937950
like this?

>>37938424
this is how i learn my oshi is a menhera but also a normie

>>37938447
I agree with this one 100%.

>>37938424
We need that quadrant alignment template for chart like this but make it menhera->sane and normie->weeb

>>37938447
could you put descriptions in the tiers?

>>37938761
you have to give me some because i only think normal and not okay

>>37938447
>kyo on the same level as wife
kyo goes out all the time, fuuchan is literally a shut in that only walks his dog and when needed leaves home

>>37938916
theyre both dying of chronic pain

>>37938954
but why is vox there then?

>>37938954
The difference is that Kyo doesn't want to die but wife does.

>>37938916
Yeah I agree move Fuuchan down to C, he can't cook and lives on take outs and salad

>>37939026
So you’re saying vox is dying as well?

>>37930231
mysta has orisong and two covers

>>37939026
>>37939057
im going off that anon's reasoning i responded to, im just a puppet making tier lists

>>37938739
Menhera -> sane makes sense to me, but the other axis I'd suggest something like functionally normal -> someone please throw an intervention.
>>37938819
S: Pretty healthy, balanced, normal lifestyle.
A: Could improve in one or two areas, but not bad. Overall very normal so long as they don't open their mouth.
B: Making a solid effort at the whole health and lifestyle thing, but some things are out of your control.
C: Something is likely wrong, but I don't want to ask.
D: You know when you call 911 and they ask "Do you need police, fire, or ambulance?" For this tier, the answer is "Yes."

i am parasocial for certain anons

>>37939168
how can you even tell anons apart itt other than comfydants, kindreds, archivst anon and snakeanon

>>37939168
tell us

>>37939209
i have my ways…
>>37939236
preganon, archivist anon, that stargazer who types like a homestuck that hasn’t been seen in months, the original kyoposters that also dont post anymore, prophecy anon from main

>>37938739
I agree with this

>>37939156
those are some long descriptions sorry

>>37939294
i appreciate that ive never been on these lists, i slide so easily under the radar

>>37939156
Yeah thanks for a better description lmao
I know some weebs does have a good lifestyle as well so me throwing the word is because idk how to describe the opposite of normie

>>37939333
Love it. Also accurate. To avoid conflating with the "menhera" ranking, I'd change C to "have you thought about a life coach?" or maybe "what are your thoughts on interventions?"

>>37939408
me too, altho i blame it onto how paranoid i am

>>37939507
ive convinced myself some anon out there recognizes me because of how i type but i doubt it

>>37939333
I will fuck everyone in the bottom tier.

>>37939616
are you me

>>37939644
The more insane they are the more I want to fuck them, the things I would do to get my hands on any of them or Yugo

>>37939664
yes.
but on a honest note ive never thought about it till an anon in main pointed out they could tell anons apart based on how they type and what phrases they used and i saw them bring up stuff i do frequently.

>>37939616
i change the way i type every few weeks or so and sometimes i go back to read my posts to examine any patterns in my typing so i can get rid of it

I hope the Ike pegging anon is doing ok wherever they are

aster makes me so sad nowadays even though he still is my kamioshi. i really hope he deletes his post tourny zatsu and apologizes for being a salty little bitch because i cant respect people who do shit like what he did. ive been trying my best to asterpost but its getting hard for me cause all of his tweets just feel mean even though they were cute like 3 days before i might just have to latch onto kyo and get on with my life cause aster is killing my ass

>>37939616
The only anon I can recognise from their typing is the chocofag but only when she tells me to kill myself.

>>37939875
i love you too mintfag

>>37939858
hope your ass is okay asteroid. take a break from him

>>37939902
*mwah*

>>37939745
i would go full on schizo if an anon pointed out something i do so easily
>>37939790
sounds like too much work, hope its paying off tho

>>37939858
why are you forcing yourself to like this guy? uki is 100% better in everything aster is trying to be, watch him if you want a femboy (a real one)

>>37939858
Asteroid...this makes it sound like you are in an abusive relationship

and you told me the arcadian was a tulpa

>>37939790
I don't even know what my typing style is like, let alone be dedicated enough to change it every week

>>37939875
>>37939902
These two need to fuck already

>>37939858
contrarian pseudo-asterbater..

>>37939948
mwah mwah

>>37940049
I deliberately type very differently when I'm having a full on menhera breakdown over my oshi and need to go nuts either in main or here.

>>37939858
I was checking my archives and the short length of his zatsu caught my eye. Now I'm curious and also glad I started archiving lol.

>>37940123
ive done this before and i felt like shit after

>>37940123
I just go full schizo in my normal typing style, what the fuck are anons here going to do, shit on me in the thread every time they see me because I called their oshi useless and no one would notice even if they were gone from the group?

I can tell when one anon in a different general is getting high because she gives up trying to hide her posting style and sexual interests

>>37940196
Really? I felt great. Main thread was simultaneously very nice and also telling me all the stuff I already knew, like validating my most cruel inner thoughts. Got it out of my system, calmed down, moved on.

>>37940116
stop it chocofag I'm starting to become parasocial towards you, my day doesn't feel complete unless I talk shit towards chocolate ice cream now.

>>37940318
well. you had a good outcome from it, i did not.

>>37940314
this sounds like a kindred ive seen before

>>37940337
haha, mintfag is turning parasocial! point and laugh! same, bickering with you is very sweet

>>37940337
Chocolate ice cream is delicious. Who hurt you?

oh the arcadian was right, he was being a salty bitch.

>>37940561
tldr? i have never watched a single aster stream and never will

>>37940435
I don't even hate chocolate ice cream, I just say inflammatory things to continue the conversation.
You're very sweet as well chocolatekun

>>37940404
Not her, she doesn't need drugs to hornypost

>>37940525
sTOP it, you can not replace the original chocofag, get your own thread personality.

>>37939875
>>37939902
get married you two

>>37940578
im only 10 minutes in but he's complained about everything but his own skills.

I tend to post in two pretty distinctive styles whether talking or hornyposting but i do think im pretty distinct. ive had lurking friends browse and recognize my typing before.

>>37940561
it makes me so sadd hes always super chill and keeps things light-hearted but when it comes to tournaments he legit throws it all away just cause things didnt go his way

>>37940630
I never had mint icecream but I know deep down I would hate it..but if I get the chance i'll try it one day, just for you

>>37940747
he just needs to fix his attitude on it, its fine to lose but hes a sore loser.

>>37940793
The mint flavour really isn't that strong, it's not like chewing gum or toothpaste, the mint just kinda makes the ice cream feel colder Aww just for me, that's very nice of you

>>37940746
Sometimes I exaggerate my style if I want to let a certain poster know I'm here

>>37940065
>>37940698
It's your guys turn to get married now

>>37940746
i think my hornyposting is obvious because its bad

>>37940955
other anon....whos your oshi...

>>37940977
I've never seen a single bad horny post, it is all good.

>>37940916
i do this on main a lot

>>37941024
i think i sound like a 15 year old who just discovered hentai but doesnt want to get caught by their mom

>>37940913
I don't trust you, this is like brainwashing..I need to keep true to my chocolate heart...!

>>37941073
i sound like a cross between an incoherent cn esl and a tumblrite

>>37940984
Vox

I just finished watching Skinamarink, and it gave me some spooks. I think vox would really like it

>>37941096
it makes me self conscious when i read kindreds, comfydants or briskadets going into details how they want their oshi to fuck them but all i sound like is >yes dick inside good

How I write and what I write in my posts in this thread entirely depends on the state of my mental health. That being said, I want to fuck Ike till he cries and fill him with cum.

it's very rare to see any yume posts about wife so I would like to add that, for letting us drink his breastmilk, he gets to use our bodies for his own pleasure after it

>>37941087
You can like more than one flavour, mintchoc is my favorite but I also like strawberry

page 10, more yume hornyposts, let it all out

>>37941265
To be honest wife posting is just a mix bag of yumefujo, we talk about wanting to drink his breast milk, strapping him to a fucking machine and also wanting to see him fuck other guys.

>>37941192
You can post your fantasies and we'll help you expand on it

>>37941306
ew strawberry, what about...honestly I think I've spent my whole life eating only chocolate flavored ice cream

>>37940984
>>37941117
Time to get married

All of your ice cream flavors are wrong, butter pecan ice cream is superior to all others

>>37941415
You don't like strawberry ice cream...maybe you should try out some other flavours aside from chocolate, pistachio is a good flavour as well.

>>37941412
my fantasies are always the same, im too vanilla to think of anything else beyond breeding, edging and domestic marriage with him. at most, the piss kink will come into play

>>37941482
>pistachio
double ew, I'll go for some pineapple and wine flavor thank you