/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

What edition is this one

>>37633893
SEX LION edition

>>37635882
Last Thread Got Bumped Off The Catalog So Someone Makes a Quick Replacement Thread Edition

>>37636094
I'm thinking this was record time for a replacement thread. Normally we'd go a couple of hours before another one is made

hagbros, do we consider her a hag?

>>37636711
got a name? channel?

>>37635956
But the lion is always sex.

>>37637206
Dya Rikku
She's a married artist
https://twitter.com/dyarikku
https://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku

>>37637738
Do you know her age?

>>37637836
I don't know the exact age but I remember being over 30

There is something off about this hag...

>>37638129
>over 30
if she's a good modest woman then she's a hag

>>37638181
You're right, we're gonna have to do a full body inspection to make sure she's not some imposter.

>>37638181

>>37638660

>>37640021
These two need more love (and lust).

Hags!
Hairy Hags!
Sweaty Hags!

Waking up with hags

>>37641521
How hairy are we speaking

>>37642758
very hairy is obviously the only answer

>>37642388
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n7UCVISATn0

>>37654342
I'm like a salmon. I'd die after one massive orgasm.

>>37654342
I'd try to play dead in hopes of fooling her long enough to recover before being forced to continue

>>37654342
I would try but I'd probably end up in situation like biting lion balls meme.

Guys, I'm getting very concerned that I will not find my hagwife. I might have to start talking to women... in their 20s.

>>37664466
At least try to settle for a cake you madman

>>37664466
Should have married your high school girlfriend and see her grow into a hag

>>37665307
>my high school girlfriend
My what?

>>37654342
only one way to find out and I'm fine with either result whether my body makes it out alive or I breathe my last breath after getting my nuts drained bone dry
>>37664466
don't give up man, don't give in.....there's got to be one out there waiting for us, anything but insufferable modern women. You at least mean 25+ right?

>>37664466
>20s
You monster

>>37664466
thats the great thing about cakes
just wait a little while and they become hags

>>37666281
i think I've found my solution. I'm on the younger side, so if I can land a cake, I'll have the pleasure of seeing her grow into a lovely hag. My young life has no chance with full grown hags at it is

>>37665602
Your JK gf

>>37670402
I didn't have a girlfriend in high school. I was attracted to a TA who was in her late 20s and very nice.
If you're out there, Miss Austin, I hope you're doing well.

nothing like discovering a vtuber you really like is a hag

>>37635721
Toko love!

>>37654342
What happens if you have difficulty getting your dick up after one orgasm? Because that's the thing I'd be most worried of and I really want my hag to drain me of all my cum.

>>37674928
my worries is that I'll probably end up exploding way too fast once she gets going I wouldn't make it through foreplay without cumming at least twice. I hope she'll tease me instead of being disappointed. Hag oral or paizuri will drain me

>>37676750
Long hair Lui is pure sex.

>>37679009
Delicious sweaty hag

>>37683562

Can you still love hags if you’re 30+?

Oh fuck yes. Lui's thumbnail has her shirt unbuttoned.

Sweaty gamer hag tits

>>37691146
Oops wrong one there we go

The male fantasy
https://files.catbox.moe/m492rh.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/74clwo.jpg

What do?

>>37693053
Either way someone's getting fucked

I want a Botan Shishiro gf so bad right now, it's not even funny.

>>37636969
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>37636969
Waking up to your hag clown wife every morning

>>37671317
Flat hags are so underrated

>>37694042
Flat hags with a birthing hips

>>37694092
100%

>>37693980
Why do these fat clowns seduce young men?

https://www.twitch.tv/letaniavt
Letania is gonna play MonHun World! She's still kinda new to this game please understand!

>>37695139
It comes to them naturally

>>37695205
I don't know who is her but she looks rapeable

>>37693053
Artist?

So what's the limit on a hag, 30+ is obviously a must. But what about the personality, body type, voice, sexuality, ect?
I don't see much appreciation for atypical hags is all.

>>37697086
Tokonone

>>37697447
Mature enough to not be a slut. And act somehow like she knows what she's doing and isnt entlited. The rest doesn't matter that much. You can find hag attitudes in Polka, Sora and Mio despite them being totally different

Going to my sister's for dinner. See you tomorrow, and remember to pace yourselves.

>>37691447
I'd rather she lay the kid down before getting to business. No point in impregnating her if you don't take care of the kids she bears you.

>>37687925
of course, one thing I'd strive for is growing older with them. You're lucky to have woman your age actually be bearable

>>37703366
Don't give up! There are plenty of them hidden.

>>37687925
Totally, gonna be 30 soon and feel like dating pool only gets bigger
You got 35 year olds, 40 year olds who still have that “older woman” mommy feel but you can connect with them more on some things than a 18-20 year old guy would
Plus you can bag a cake and watch her tummy get soft and tits sag and nipples darken into a mature hag while she fullfills her ojisan daddy kink all at once

>>37715714
I'd like this hag to teach me about guns, since I've never even touched a firearm.

>>37635721
Inui Toko is my wife.

I refuse to believe hagsex is real, otherwise I would have had it by now.

>who's your favorite hag?
yes
>what?
did I stutter?

ayo lemme get one of everything

Rate her fashion sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSFn2ZaMRQA

>>37723589
Everything about Aki is 10/10.

Kitty titties.

>>37716111
Pretty sure she hasn't either
IIRC she's pretty urban so the only place she could use one is at a firing range. But why buy a gun when you could rent one at a range?

>>37739407
>>37740512
1 month...

>>37635721
stop hornyposting about married women

>>37740976
Yeah, married to me.

Please tend to your hag in heat.

>>37737899
So you've got your own gun to use at the range.
t. urban and owned a handgun they couldn't even conceal just for this purpose

>>37742370
Yea but Japs make getting non-hunting rifles/shotguns a bureaucratic pain in the ass as they realize, "Why would you use a pistol to hunt game when you could use a rifle or shotgun?"

And there was the time she had some I presume to be Ruskie SSRBs wanting to mail her an AK and she mentioned it'd be very illegal to do that.

>>37742512
Russkies can just walk into Щaл-Mapт and buy an AK, right?

TFW when wanting to put in a kid in a hag but not one in RL.

>>37737899
Japan is very conservative about real guns but most gun otaku there are airsoft gun enthusiasts since the sport was invented there to get around the law

>>37747850
Yea but airsoft's a good deal different then learning about real guns because airsoft almost paintball tier when it comes to being it's own rabbithole of shooty things.

>>37635721
luv hags

>>37746181
This dragon hag seems like she's warm both inside and out. Imagine getting a nice hot drink of milk while she's pistoning herself on top of you on a chilly night.

>>37756954
Silly fox I'm only here because I want to spend some quality time with you.

>>37702849
I want Fubuki-neesan to care for me. I want to do naked cuddles and nursing handjobs combined with mutual emotional support, ,massage and meditation. I want to form an intimate bond with her where we both know the depths of each other's souls in detail. I want a woman with who I'll see to each other's emotional needs and with who I can basically fuse our souls.

To this end perform meticulous mystic rituals and meditation to find and contact a form of Fubuki who will do exactly that.

>>37758163(me)
*To this end I'll perform

>>37758163
Headcanon is Kurokami only comes out when Fubuki gets really kinky or wants to tease you

>>37758228

>>37723589
Hagtastic/Sex although Korone is still more hagtastic.

>>37760908
I need some help

>>37765424
Me too, I need help from a hag to lose my virginity.

>>37765264
Pregnant doog version
https://files.catbox.moe/t6e0w1.png

>>37765424

>>37773113
Unlimited Hagsex Works

Lifes just not fair, I want nothing else rn but to make a cute JP hag feel happy and appreciated, but that'll never happen... now it just hurts to watch any of them.

>>37774846
Life is cruel

saggy Toko tits

>>37756954
>>37758159
Who's the artist for these again? I can't remember. Didn't know they got translated.

>>37780492
Tokonone

>>37778578
All hags should be sags.

>>37741294
Or don't, and they'll just come find you and take care of it themselves.

>>37783656
Source?

Hey guys!

>>37781230
Correct

>>37789024
Lol, I was going to use this image but couldn't find it (it's hololive_botan_1067).

>>37765264
>>37767353
Uoooooooooooooooo HAG SEX

I'm starting to believe I was misled on how much porn of elderly women would be in this thread.

>>37796455
>porn
blue board

Hag marriage.

>>37797859
>hololive fubuki wedding 4
>4
What about 1-3?

>>37797859
We'll GMI one day

Hags when they smell another hag's scent on you

>>37807044
>ywn fuck Marine's brains out while she is trying to recapture her youth by wearing her JK uniform

PANIC BUMP EDITION

Up

>>37811760
I want Fubuki to straddle my face and not stop grinding until she is completely satisfied.

>>37811826
Thankfully she just had an ASMR collab with Okayu earlier
https://youtu.be/FYwCLzhOEfE

>>37635721
Based

I like hags with modest clothing

How many times can a guy on average cum?

>>37815467
In one go or in a day?

>>37816385
A day but I don't mind you answering both of my questions.

>>37815467
>Technically speaking, there is no limit regarding how many times you should or shouldn’t ejaculate. Nothing really happens when you ejaculate a lot. In fact, you can’t ejaculate too much because it’s self-limiting.
>Young men have shorter refractory periods than older males. For an older man, the refractory period may range between 30 minutes and a few hours or even to a few days.
>Focusing on cardiovascular health can, in return, help shorten the refractory period.
>For some men, Kegel exercises can help shorten the refractory period.
How to increase quantity and quality:
1) Kegel exercises and working out in general.
2) Have enough vitamin C and D (don't scam yourself with pills, go outside).
3) Don't smoke and stop drinking.

Would you rather have marathon sex with your hag or have her only let you cum after holding it in all week, filling her up with a huge load?

>>37816515
>A day
Never go past 15 with good pacing and enough rest but I think I can go a little bit further given the time and a good partner (I don't want to masturbate that much in a day)
>One go
4 without any rest and that's already pushing it
How about you?

>>37818443
Hard to say really. Abstaining for too long reduces(?) the quality of sperm. If i recall correctly, waiting for 3-5~ days gives somewhat perfect quality/quantity ratio. The most anal way about it is going to doctor and checking sperm density, shape and shit. Don't they have formulas for max fertility or something?

>>37818644
I've never tried cumming more than once in one go but I do know that I use to cum twice when I was in high school whereas now all I do is cum once every few months and that's whenever I'm in the mood to do it.
Why am I asking? because I want my hag to switch between either a handjob or a blowjob and I want her to keep going until it literally hurts trying to cum and my dick is too sore to touch.

https://www.twitch.tv/letaniavt
Vampire is going to play Bioshock!

>>37819221
>Once every few months
by masturbation or sex? Well cumming while you're alone and while you're with someone is totally a different thing but again when there's so much work and things to do, almost anyone won't think about sexual pleasure
>>37818443
As long as I can have a good, loving, and quality sex with my hag, I don't care about that but preferably I think have variations between both and some more would me the best for me

>>37819494
>swetubers
fuck sweden

>>37821432
Masturbation.

Every load you waste from fapping is a load you could’ve put in a hag to jumpstart her womb

>>37822882
But I'm hagless what do I do

>>37822882
How do we save their ova?

>>37785314
use saucenao

>>37825613
Oh wow, thanks. Usually it doesn't give results for manga type images for me.

>>37822882
Don't fucking remind me.

>>37822653
Oh then don't worry too much about it
>>37822882
Welp, I mean...

>>37822882
I want hagwife...

imagine having to hold mio"s hands as the doctor gives her a shot in her flabby hag bottom

Wrestling with hags? y/n

>>37845268
Wouldn't it be funny if she won and raped you in amazonian position haha

>>37845268
Only for breeding and pleasure purposes

Hags.

>>37845268
I'm not use to the pain but I'd wrestle with my hag if it made her happy and even if she overpowered me 100% of the time.
If she enjoys the pain she'd need to train me on how to hurt her harder than I'm already comfortable with.

>>37845268
If it makes the hunt more interesting for her, I wouldn't mind hopelessly struggling against her.

>>37878747
Lui never fails to make me hard. I would breed this hag on sight.

>>37845268
Only if they can overpower me, and if they're okay with groping.

I forgot to post this but whatever
https://youtu.be/y-gW-iI1eAo

Realistically, would a 43 year old woman be interested in sex with a 19 year old?

Botan has boobs that jiggle.

>>37882965
As with many things in life, the most correct answer is also the most boring one: depends. Probably not.

I like Mio's jacket.

mischievous loli baba up to no good

>>37885919
Am I the only one who sees a dango and thinks about that Nobuhime video?

>>37885837
Same
Bought it when it was on sale
But imagine a select number of them sold she wore like those limited hand drawn autographs
Even label it “game worn” after a 8 hour session
The hag smell would never come out of it

Koyori explaining how to promote haglove to the world’s shotas

Do you want to watch my hag gently read Beatrix Potter and get weepy reading about Peter Rabbit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rvrTT4GG0

>>37891255
>ywn be a shota and kidnapped by a horny hag and have your purity violently taken from you

>>37893784
God I want to run my tongue over every inch of that back.

Hags will never claim my semen! I'd never be so careless as to give it to old women. They'd have to rape me for that to happen! And theres no way that would ever happen haha

>>37887164
I just think of Clannad ending song

https://www.twitch.tv/letaniavt
Letania is drawing some moomins!

>>37635882
thats a great ass

>>37899573
Pornography of elderly women.

>>37899573
>>37899934
>There’s an entire doujin series about vtubers (with some hags) getting embarrassed about showing (You) their pubes and asking if it’s too thick or not
>only like 4 pages are translated
How can life be so based and cruel at once

>>37900347
Sauce

Romantic relations with older women

>>37902923
>hag lust
I don't believe you, proofs?

>A gang of hags sees a youthful male (you) walking home at night and instinct takes over
>They hold him (you) down and take turns getting fertilised by his (your) virile seed
>After they've all used him (you) for breeding, they drag the unconscious man home and make him (you) their stay at home husband to provide them children until their wombs dry up

>>37900347
you're the cruel one anon, where is the sauce?

>>37901759
>>37905985
Sauce
https://nhentai.net/g/371096/
https://nhentai.net/g/426527/
English: https://nhentai.net/g/362651/
Also a kind anon translated the Toko panel: https://files.catbox.moe/95x8ej.jpeg

>>37905504
Me on the right

>>37899573
It's always this lion that gets me going like no other

>>>/wsg/4849767

Cute big titty fire drake hag...

>>37910563
AV HAG...

>>37905656
>A gang of hags sees a youthful male (you) walking home at night and instinct takes over

>>37918060
I hope the clown doesn't have anything funny in mind for me!

>>37919760
She'll honk your balls like a clown nose

I want to make Mio feel like a young woman again (sexually)

>>37926862

>>37926862

>>37928525
>>37928692
That's the stuff

>>37928692
>At her prime
Women need to understand that hag age is the peak

>>37929217
>hag age is the peak
this. The human body doesn't even finish fully growing till cake-age, so it's foolish hubris to consider "20s" as a prime age

>>37929217
If I can't count the number of eggs she has left on one hand, she isn't at peak yet.

>>37845268
The championship is on the line?

>>37756493
I demand to impregnate Hakui Koyori. That woman deserves a child to invest her incredible energies into raising. She'd be such an amazing mom.

>>37928692
>>37928525
Where's the rest of them, anon?

Is Roboco a hag? Curious

>>37934945
she is currently a fresh cake

>>37935108
needs more time in the oven then. Thanks
still a cute robot

Women prime age is at whatever age I impregnated them.

>>37935838
My fennec wife is so beautiful

Hags?

>>37939141
yes.

>>37940269
Nice.

>>37939141
Without doubt

>>37942778
Excellent.

https://youtu.be/aLgQxWOWEnw

Hag 3d Live!

>>37635721
I love Toko

>>37935838
you got enough shit in your hair yet polka?

>>37953160
No she still needs young mens' seed in there

>>37635721
.

Oayo!

I love this fennec like you wouldn't believe

>>37948096
that is one sexy lioness

>>37960211
Korone-san has very kissable lips

>>37929217
>>37929569
Also you get your first Saturn return around 29.5 years old. And Jesus was 30 when his ministry started.

I want a horny hag (preferably a lioness hag) to use me as a baby batter dispenser

>>37969577
Literally the only useful thing I produce, and even then not in sufficient amounts.

>>37966899
>Jesus started at 30
Jesus was an ojisan?!

>>37971481
The look of a hag that's just been asked for a day off from breeding

I want to be hugged by a hag...

We are going to be dead again bros

>>37977203
This is all I want from life anymore.

>>37977203
Hags want hugs too