/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hey friend!

JORJI LOVE!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS DORK

>>377787
Jorji love!

You heartless assholes want to detain my jorji

Just following orders with Moririn!

>>377787
cute

JORJI DID NOTHING WRONG
JORJI LOVE

Is Kiara awake yet, cause she has to see coco's tweet right?

I WANNA HUG GURA SO BADLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thoughts?

>>377721
Just the quotes, if you could.

>>377820
to be fair when Jorji gets detained his dialogue is funny as fuck

It's ME The Dark Priest of Eternal and Inevitable Death.
I can post Mori again!

Mori LOVE

>>377787
I guess we've given up on trying to have relevant OPs? Shame, but I can delete my collection of weird combos of Holos.

>>377830
she doesn't stream until tomorrow, so probably not

I was just following protocol!

This image slot is for my cute wife

Just tuned in, mori's accent is extremely cute

Mori is so cute when her son gets mentioned. I want to marry this woman and give her a child.

I want to give her a real son so fucking badly...

>>377812
H-hey friend...

>>377844
>we

>>377774
Anon, that doesn't matter. She was probably mentally-ill, you could have just said something about Rome or Greece and she would have let you fuck her.

>>377837
Orange.

>>377844
>One aberration occurs
>"I guess it's all over forever now"
Why are people this retarded sometimes

hey, me too!

God I want to make Mori a mommy

AAAAAH I MUST PROVIDE MORI WITH MANY SONS

>That elated over an imaginary son drawing her picture
I WANT TO GIVE THIS A CHILD SO FUCKING BADLYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOLY SHIT MORI MY HEART

Mori is about to cry over her sons crayon picture.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO GIVE MORI THE CHILD SHE DESPERATELY WANTS

>>377837
Round

Mori really needs to be a fucking mother

jesus mori calm down your baby hunger is showing

Oh my god Mori my fucking heart

I WANT TO GIVE MORI A CHILD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My breeding instincts are flaring up. I need to breed this reaper NOW

They reuploaded the Holo Graffiti that was taken down
Here's the original version if any anons wanna compare
Audio doesn't work on the mega site so you'll have to download it and check on your own media player
https://mega.nz/file/xhgi0KJb#cMW6L2HJdLxEdqbA2plBFYN-cH6cc0VmChBlQpSJqJc

>>377853
OH GOD SHE WENT EVEN CUTER

Jesus that reaction to the son's drawing, I WANT TO MAKE MORI A MOTHER

>You will never bring Mori to tears with your heartfelt OC

oh fuck mori, don't do that the deadbeats are going to go into overdrive if you do

I NEED TO GIVE THIS WOMAN SO MANY CHILDREN, ENOUGH CHILDREN FOR A FUCKING SOCCER TEAM

God you can feel mori's ovaries activating

I just masturbated 5 times to Ina

J*** g** h*** f*** h*nd*gg, did I miss anything after Ina's stream?

Mori...

I want Mori to be the mother of my kids, shit's so heartwarming

>>377830
>last tweet 13 hours ago
>3 hours of netflix watching
>1:31 PM in japan
probably awake but busy

I'm gonna tell Amelia to check out Kaiju Number 8 and SpyxFamily

bob hoho

>>377883
why was it taken down?
t. didn't see it

>>377858
I want to call her daddy

MORIRIN WANTS TO BE BRED SO BADLY
SHE LOVES CHILDREN!

JESUS CHRIST MORI

Mori's really getting into this family roleplay.

>>377837
cute

maybe the algorithm is apologizing for shadowbanning her

I know we all like to joke, but holy fuck she needs a baby in her NOW.

>>377863
But I'm not Astel, I can't run across the ocean/continent for a woman. Nor do I have a transcontinental penis.

I guess I know what I'm clipping from this stream, jesus christ

>>377853
>marry Mori
>give her a child
>it's a girl
>complications during labour means she can never try again
>She blames it for denying her a son and treats it like Kiara

JEASUS CALLI
She REALLY wants to have a son

>>377892
at the same time?

>>377887
IT'S TOO LATE, IT'S TO FUCKING LATE, MY MALE INSTINCTS ARE ACTIVATED AND I NEED TO MAKE A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK

She likes our art! We did it, Deadbeats!

BREED THE REAPER

Mori unironically doting on her virtual sons is one of the top kino things all of HoloEN does. Everyone jokes about how good they would be as a mother, but Mori actually wants to BE one. Someone impregnate her, please.

>>377880
>>377869
>>377870
>>377858
Fuck that, I want to BE Mori's son.

It's working

>>377886
She's going to end up getting so many valentines cards drawn in crayon, isn't she?

Holy fuck Calli that was too cute

>make some OC
>wait for 300+ posts for the thread to die so I can post it
>discover gif is 15MB
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

Just gonna ask this again
Is this song too yab for gura to sing?
https://youtu.be/eR04x5XXAwQ
The banjo made me think of her

it's weird to think that someone who has a spouse could have authored a post about Mori's ovaries/urine

>>377835

>>377893
Why the fuck can I read this?

Mori Papers Please. We've been adopted.

>>377916
>implying Mori has it in her to hate any child, let alone her own
Mori's daughter would be a little Mori.

@Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLRv0b6wJlA

>>377927
Holy Based

MORI CALLIOPE IS A VTUBER THAT COULD'VE BEEN A MOTHER TO ME

>>377933
Your gif compression reps...

>>377912
>Mediterranean
>No transcontinental penis
Something isn't adding up.

God I can't wait until Mori gets her bunny so we can hear her gush over it like a child

>>377909
Not even her final form.

>Mori is going to overthrow a government because they don't let her hang her son's drawing on the wall

>>377900
idk
but if you wanna find out you can compare that version to the one on the channel right now

>can't put her son's drawing on the wall
>immediately switches to hating the government
Based.

ATE THE GOBBERMENT
LUV MY SON
SIMPLE AS THAT

>>377923
>Mother
Mori is a dad.

>>377787
What is sex with Mio like?

>>377916
>>377941
>>She blames it for denying her a son and treats it like Kiara
I'm sure Auntie Kiara would be able to make that girl feel better

I bet Mori just now forgot the name of the first person she has to let through

>They told me I can't put my son's picture on the wall and now I don't like the government.
That's how all anarchists start.

Howdy fellas, watching our SHERIFF protecting her son from the cold harsh lands as she works hard on detaining all the trash and filth who try to sneak there way in while also having the fastest hands in the west for fence hopperss.
While Aki has figured out a way to unironically do her fitness reps while playing Ark and that's...that's just impressive, you go Akirose.
While our Winning Son jumps right back into Xenoblade 2 showing off how cool he is with all his blades by his side.
So friends, where we at?

>They said she can't put the kids drawing on the wall, so now she's willing to burn the whole country down
Based

>>377936
MORI MY WIFE JUST DIVORCED ME LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Years ago they tried to

Who here knows who Mori is dressed as

>>377859
Oh neat, the anime for that came out, how is it?
And she does look like friend

>I NOW DONT LIKE THE GOVERNMENT
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>377918
It was a long session that took many hours, I just couldn't stop

test

>>377887
IT'S TOO LATE
IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE
HAVING A FAMILY WITH MY MORI

>mori would go against the government for her child
*URGE TO GHOSTLING GROWS*

>>377933
lmao retard post it on catbox or something

>>377933
just make it in to a webm, thats what i do with all my gifs that are too big

>>377893
>>377940
Just got home fuck handegg

>>377893
Got home from handogg?

>>377881
Is that a chicken on the left?

I hate children, but just for a moment Mori's gushing kicked up those fatherly instincts.

>>377956
HAHA YOUTUBE CHAT HAHA

>>377927
You guys ever fantasize about being your oshi's child? Like, I'm talking all the way from being a baby and everything.

Just imagine being inside her womb as she carriers you around. Swaying gently with the motions of your oshi and feeling her warm touch as she rubs her tummy to be closer to you. Listening to her talk and even sing to you as you grow within her.

Then you're born and she takes you in her arms for the first time. She's crying with joy as she cradles you closely while you squirm about. You're the most important thing in your oshi's life now and she loves you with all her heart. You're with her all the time as she cuddles you, feeds you, and showers you with love.

You grow older and your oshi is there to nurture you throughout it all. She kisses your booboos when you get hurt, hugs when you are crying, and fixes all of your favorite foods to celebrate your birthdays. Life isn't perfect and sometimes you hurt each. You say things you don't mean and lash out, but she loves you in the same way you love her - unconditionally.

Your lives are interlinked. She will always be there to love and support you. You will always rely on her and come back to her when you need that support. You are who you are because of your oshi and, for better or worse, she is who she is because of you.

>>377909
I will never understand how the mind of the average youtube user works

>>377923
>Mori actually wants to BE one
Nah, she just loves kids.

>>377956
Upvoted!

Do you ever try to watch your oshi from a different perspective? As in purposefully try and imagine how someone completely different from you must see her.

>>377993

>>377933
retard

Your regularly scheduled fat cat

>They told me I can't put my son's picture on the wall and now I don't like the government.
this bitch i swear

>>377968
https://streamable.com/752nkh It's exactly as advertised.

>>377963
Right here Ayamefriend!

>Aids a terrorist organization in overthrowing the government because they wouldn't let her aid her son's photo
Her maternal instincts are too strong

>>377993
kek I love this pasta

Add the press to the list of people Sheriff Mori hates

1:18
https://youtu.be/QO0U1Y-WYzY
You just know

>>377887
I have gone so fucking far into Ghosting my skin flew off of me

>>377935
I'm gonna watch that shit, but Mori sang a literal song about being a cuck and another about cum powered robots. If it's unarchived, all bets are off as far as management is concerned, but if it's yab, it doesn't sound like Gura's fortay.

>>377935
Taking a glance through the lyrics, I'm not sure why it wouldn't be safe to sing. I'd be interested to see her sing it.

>>377990
I despise children and would probably be a terrible father but if Mori was my wife and the mother of my children I would do everything in my power to get my shit together.

>>377963
Right here, Ayamefriend!

>>377999
no

>>377824
Those drugs could reach Mori's son, can't take any chances. He's lucky he wasn't detained

>>377967
Probably The Undertaker.

>>377853
>>377858
>>377869
>>377870
>>377872
>>377875
>>377877
>>377878
>>377880
>>377881
>>377885
>>377888
>>377895
>>377905
>>377911
>>377920
>>377922
>>377923
Why are deadbeats united in breeding Mori?
Not that I don't want to as well, but the sheer quantity of breeding posts are unheard of outside of Senchou

It's ME The Dark Priest of Eternal and Inevitable Death.
I will take one image slot for myself and there is nothing you can do about it!

MUHAHAHA

>>378007
how does a skeleton drink something?

>>377993
With my luck she'd get post partum depression and drown me in the bathtub

I want to knock Mori up and never part with her for a single fucking second until at least our third child is born. I want to watch every waking hour as the pregnancy progresses and her belly gets slightly bigger every day. I don't want a single day to pass without making Mori blush by finding new ways to say how much I love her and our unborn children. I want Mori to get knocked up with twins or triplets so that she'll be just a bit more sedentary and I can pamper her even more. My dream scenario is a late 2nd trimester twin pregnant Mori realizing that her belly is getting so large and intrusive that she should probably just sit down and take it easy until after she gives birth. In that moment I will shower her with kisses until her nipples turn purple because all the blood will be rushing to her blushing cheeks, naturally I'll need to suck on her tits to return the blood pressure to normal levels. I want every cubic inch of air I breathe to be permeated by Mori's pregnancy pheromones, the chair she farts into every day will become a shrine if I need to buy and train the slaves to worship it myself. Every fucking day I will wake up to make Mori breakfast in bed, and every day I'll take too long so that she gets sick of waiting and waddles over the kitchen, half awake and one quarter dressed, hungry enough to start trying to eat my ass. Mori will experience a form of love so intense that new words will need to be created to describe exactly how loved she will be, just hearing those new words would be enough to bring back memories and make her cum even when she's screaming her lungs out while giving birth. I'll become a fucking Gaia practitioner to channel my chakra's into Mori every damn day until the negative ions in my salt lamps run out. She will have mystic powers from beyond human comprehension thrust upon her to make every aspect of her life more enjoyable. She will smell nicer, be more fertile, have a heightened sense of taste depending on how much love the food is prepared with, and I will always prepare it with maximum love power. When Mori sits her bare 8 month pregnant butt down on my lap to eat pumpkin pie and watch shitty movies she will cum and I won't even be erect. The sheer amount of love I've put into that pie will transfer into her tastebuds and make her orgasm on the spot, quivering so hard that the babies will take notice and begin kicking, which will remind her of how they're a product of our love and it'll make her cum even more. I'll take every piece of clothing Mori grows out of over the course of her pregnancies and preserve the lingerie, but the shirts and pants and skirts and hats will all be soaked in purified water and put on commercial cold air evaporation plates so that I can have essence of pregnant Mori's secretions mixed with mineral oil and glycol to have my aromatherapy diffusion sticks give me the scent of a 9 month pregnant mori even when she's only 2 months along. If you walked into our house you would immediately assume that Mori was 9 months pregnant from the smell alone, of course she might be, there's a 1/10 chance that that assumption is correct at any given moment. Even she will get confused. After a night of epic rough sex (during which mori will repeatedly orgasm) she'll wake up in a daze and think she's 9 months pregnant from the smell, but upon realizing that she isn't she'll obviously be a bit bummed out and rape me where I lay, as she feels like it's just the natural order that she should be pregnant with my children. Mori will become addicted to motherhood and getting pampered while pregnant and the scent of her own sweat to such an extent that it'll creep even me out. I can't accurately express just how much I want to princess carry Mori when her feet hurt and she can't bend over to see her shoes cause her belly is in the way. Maybe I can accurately express how much I want to sink my fingers into her asshole, but that feels like it's obvious.

>>378023
all me

>>377967
Fucking mark.

>>378023
>Why are deadbeats united in breeding Mori?
Because she turns out to be a good dad

>>377997
>>377992
>Literally admitted to it

>>377936
I mean, I'm expecting my son to be born in March, and I still want Mori to fulfill that fucking atomic clock. Gonna miss you bastards while I'm in the hell months of nosleep.

>>378023
Kind of hard not to when she turns into a puddle of maternal goo whenever she hears the word 'son' in a stream.

Holo no graffiti is good huh?

Could someone write an Ina BDSM fapfic?

the first thing I did when the EZIC guy handed me the poison was touch it

>>378023
Its been there since the beginning

*casts a spell to make your oshi gain the attention of a large group of South Americans*

>trinity has shown no interest in having children
>takamori blantantly show that they want children
KFP and Deadbeats i kneel, your oshis are peak wife material.

>>377967
UAMFBN

>>378023
THREE OF THOSE POSTS ARE ME AND IT'S BECAUSE I THINK SHE WOULD STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND BE AN INCREDIBLE MOTHER

>>378026
A skeleton can't have sex either, so just keep quiet and enjoy the show.

>>378023
>Implying everyone doesn't want to give their oshi a soccer team

>>377963
Right here Ayamefriend

Kiara!

>>378023
>despises cheaters
>clearly virgin
>strong motherly instincts
I wonder

I can't believe Calli killed DJ Khaled...

>>378039
Yes please, we need this

>>378036
While you're sleep deprived make sure to come up with some spicy rrats

https://twitter.com/p_bandai/status/1358631651450839040

HOT GLUE TIME

>>378011
Someone please have sex with Matsuri before she starts turning to animals

>>377963
Right here Ayamebro!

>>378052
That's a dork

I know no one will believe this but I am Ayame's boyfriend

>>377997
>>377992
Wait until you find out who spurred the meme on.

DJ KHALED LOVE

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF

>>378049
short hair gura makes my heart explode

Mori just murdered DJ Khaled...

>>377967
Andre maybe? But he has a singlet

>>378047
>THREE OF THOSE POSTS ARE ME
What the fuck Deadbeats are based?

>>378049
Literally a boy

Died again.

>>378065
>YOUR SMART
> YOUR LOAYAL

>>378054
you forgot
>has some experience with children

>>378030

YAB

>>378059
Anon, moot explicitly banned hotgluing on this board when it made it a decade and a half ago

>I've done something awful, I've assisted in killing someone
Mori, you're the fucking grim reaper.

>Coco goes on holotalk
>It becomes reddit meme reviews
Your reaction?

>>378023
Damascus is forcing a meme and horny posters don't care.

>>378059
I find it interesting that they're making figures of the bikini models when they haven't been allowed on youtube for awhile now

>Mori only needed to lose half of her family to turn a profit
sasuga autistic reaper

>>378023
are you watching the stream, motherfucker!?

>Government fining you for hanging your son's crayon drawing on the wall
I agree with Mori, time to bring down this commie regime.

>>378079
Friend we're on /vt/ now not /jp/

>>378070
ON OCCASION, YES

>>378079
Who?

>>378079
This is not /jp/, anonchama.

What happened? Did Mori let the coof in?

>>377838
Ok here you go
https://files.catbox.moe/4jhhwy.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/ijra9m.webm

>Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq2jJKtFJPo
>Aki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S21sTdpuXIE
>Choco 1hr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Kcq9zQgig

>>378052
hey wait a minute

>>378059
>P-bandai

Calli lost 20 dollars because of ARSkickers

>>378084
I'd just be happy for any coco holo en collab

>>378084
based for maximum seethe and orange woman memes, but then despair when i realize it's just reddit meme review collabs.

>>378079
how new?

>>378079
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN

>>378079
Who the fuck is "moot"?

>20$ for putting up your son's photo
Naruhodo-ne

>>377967
i believe its taker

>>378090
Helping Mori send mailbombs to government officials!

>>378005
Welp, this season has more stuff worth watching then. Also watching Mushoku Tensei, it's slow paced but pretty well done.

Given Ina's tastes, I kind of wish she'd do a stream where she just shares her thoughts on shows/anime she's watched. Polka did one not too long ago gushing over Chainsaw man, maybe Ina can do it while still doing her priestess duties as a chatting stream, but given Ina's schedule she's probably way too busy/wants to avoid breaking NDA by accident.

>>378090
$20 seems a bit steep, especially consider food and heating cost $10 each and half her family died due to her extreme poverty.

>>378109
>

>>378086
Got to get the coomer money

>>378059
P-Bandai
Yeah, good fucking luck with that.

>>378043
*redirects them up vshojo*

>>378014
Miners in Appalachia have some pretty strong politics around their history and I just don't wanna fuck up gura with political shit.

>>378079
>moot
who cares?

>>378091
>>378094
Oh my God I forgot

God what do I do with this erection now. Why have you done this to me mori?

yeb
Is it known if Risu will be streaming tomorrow?

>>378109
crackerhiro

>>378079
what alternate dimension did you blow in from?

>>378109
He's like a crossdresser or something

Gentlemen,
I LOVE Takanashi Kiara, and I want to marry and impregnate her!
Thank you for listening.

>>378109
It means Move Out Of Thread

>>378079
We're not on /jp/ anymore, motherfucker!

>>378045
This is true, they both have motherly instincts, but I think they don't want anything anytime soon

https://files.catbox.moe/ha36zd.webm

Never forget what Youtube took from you.

>>378109
some normalfag

>>378091
>we

>>378097
DOUBLE CUNNY COLLAB UOOOOOOOOOOHH T u T

>>378129

hehe, yeb

>>378023
Mori has the most maternal instincts out of the ENs due to her scythe swinging job and melts down in the presence of young children, this is added to Damascus forcing a pregnancy meme, and you get both hornyposters and ghostlings wanting to breed/start a family with Mori.

>>378129
all i can say is wait and see ;)

>>377968
It's like Rance reclassed to a medic.

>>378079
Anon...
Let /jp/ go...

>>378079
>on this board
This isnt /jp/

It's been 5 minutes since Khaled "visited" Arstotzka
I'm glad that he's visiting this great country, but Mori put something in his passport, "ending" his stay early
I hope everything goes well for his "friend"

KHALED LOVE

>>378139
Come on anon, now you're just looking for an excuse to post this, that's not how it's used

https://a.uguu.se/qJNValLf.mp4

>>378139
I miss you Uncle Phil ;_;

>>378109
they call him "luggage lad"

>>378109

>>378059
>tan Matsuri
UOH

>>378139
Are you browsing this thread on /jp/?

>>378155

>>378079
FUCK 2WHORES AND FUCK JAPANESE, I WILL NEVER DO MY REPS

>>378139
i mean, we are

>>378129
hehe
jeB

Youtube recommended me this one today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiJBEm9v5Nw
So, how do you legally buy Holo songs in Flac or MP3? Or are itunes/spotify the only options?

>tfw mori will never tease and deny you

>>378154
I just love uncle phil bro

THAT EXPLAINS HER GETTING A PET
>she wants to practice
MORI BROS..

>>378155
gOOD JOB RETARD

>>378140
soon

>>378139
Yes we

>>377975
working

>>378048
>A skeleton can't have sex either,
Not true, I'm gonna bone Mori after this stream.

>>378084
>Your reaction?

>>378171
ARS for Youtube music premium membership

THINGS COVER SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>make gura get a cat

>>377937
I've always hated this sound post because Fox's UUWWAAAAA is nothing like UUUOOHHHHH

>>378059
Glue isn't good for you or soda-senpai

>>378155
MEIDOS

>>378174
It's gonna be rough when that rabbit inevitably dies.

>>378171
iTunes gives you a DRM free Mp3 these days.

>>378171
Just rip the mp3 from the video.

Say something nice about her!

>>378186
>>make gura a cat
FTFY

>>378182
Unless you are a gorilla skeleton or a Neanderthal skeleton, i doubt it.

Thoughts on my birds?

>>378185
I'd rather give the whole amount to Cover and skip the jewtube tax.

>>378166
do you KNOW how many niche h-rpgs you're missing out on by not doing your jap reps?

>>378200
I WANT THIS BITCH BACK

>>378084

That's a terrorist watch Mori.

>>378160
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Is everyone just going to forget that she killed her entire family except for her son?

>>378200
I don't think ALL of her actions were maliciously motivated, some of it may have just been blatant stupidity!

>>378045
saying I want to have your kid sends any man with testosterone into primal instinct mode

I'm not even a mori fan but I want to impregnate her now.

"Red Heart" a plain looking schoolgirl who smiles.
Literally the most boring character in existence.

>>378186
>pay for my flight to Japan so I can marry Mori and give her the son she wants

>>378011
>it doesn't have to be a person
>like a golden retriever...
MATSURI NO

and she lost the 5 credits

>>378186
No, she wants a cute tarantula

>>378204
Birds are the superior race

>>378125
anon forgot is this old fag dementia

>>378166
>fuck 2hu
You don't know what you're talking about, I forgive your poor soul.

The schizos in these threads are why I never talk in youtube chat.
Why do you guys keep a list of every person who talks in holoEN streams and premake compilations incase they ever break containment?

>>378211
kek

>>378200
I wanna cum on her stupid bug face

>>378213
tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

>>378218
That's the point

>>378211
How Kafkaesque.

>>378023
i agree this is close to Senchou, but unlike the Houshou Pirates I will NOT agree to letting anyone get her pregnant. It HAS to be ME

I love Reine!

>>378218
https://files.catbox.moe/7z3q2s.mp4

>>378224
she said the tarantula is less appealing since she realized you can't cuddle with it, watch the fucking streams

MORI IS TAKING IN OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN AT THIS POINT

that was too close...Adopt niece!

would you join the mori gangbang to give her a son knowing that it would be a small chance that it would actually be yours?

>>378200
She's a really good piece of shit chink who deserved to get fired

>>378228
Learn your place and stay in containment or face the consequences. Also do your opsec reps.

Holy shit Mori, ruthless

>>378194
Guess it's worth a try, thanks

>>378166
BASADO

>>378084

>>378079
>oldfag forgets what board hes on
>he has to be reminded by his caregiver that this isnt jp anymore

Did Gura said anything how she feels about the variety stream? Will it be a regular thing?

>loves her son (male)
>disgusted at raising daughter (female)

JESAS Mori

>>378235
Please, no meat touching ma'am!

>not getting a girl for your son
Mori...

ONLY THE SON MATTERS

>Keeps son
>Ditches daughter

>Mori doesn't want to get cucked by her niece

>>378211
This is great

>>378245
I'd kill everyone else there and take Mori for myself.

>>378235

>>378200
no

ONE CHILD POLICY

>>378228
Maybe they shouldn't act like complete faggots?

Mori....

>>378240
>>378243
Sorry, it wasn't a little boy so she has no interest

I guess she really does want just a son

mori you damn shotacon

>>378200
She was funny sometimes.

https://files.catbox.moe/18rmna.webm

Niece is not son

>>378011
She's defiantly masturbated to Shabani

>>378218
It's fucked up to shittalk the dead like that, especially right after they died

>>378251
I mean, that's what I got when I picked up Mori's music, so I assume you'd get the same for any other Holo song.

>>378200
Fuck this bitch.
I want my Yogurt back

>>378192
I just hope she takes it easy & I'm surprised is there no manlet worthy enough for her?
there must be atleast one, is everyone a 6.5 ft tall chad here?

>>378204
all of them are good

>>378272
I told you so

Should have been born a nephew

Would she have adopted a nephew?

>>378228
Don't be a faggot, don't get spotted, don't get whacked. How is any of this hard?

>>378228
I don't, but I understand them.
Chat is there for people to get attention from the streamer.
Some chatters are exceptionally agressive in attempting to get attention. That makes them stand out to anyone who participates.
Some people, mostly paranoid schizos, track even the bare basic people who are recieving attention, like the schizo chumbud tracking Gura's chat. But all of us keep a little bit of an eye on the biggest attentionwhores, like Novem and Griefous.
It's about realizing the limiters of who is and isn't acceptable are really broken for many of the retards here.

>>378200
I miss her Autism

>>378254
WHY CAN'T I FORTUNE? back in my day we had to noko or we'd have to search five pages of the index after making a thread, i tell you. godly luck. kids these days.

>>378288
nope, she just prioritizes her flesh and blood

>>378237
Me too.

>>378288
yes

https://files.catbox.moe/juypes.mp4
>chumbuds will defend this

>>378200
She probably didn't deserve what happened to her.

>>378256
she had fun and wanted to do it again

>>378200
She was a funny girl and very interactive, but also a colossal idiot. I miss her, but I'm glad she's gone too.

>>377941
>>implying Mori has it in her to hate any child, let alone her own
yeah anon she'd never hate a child like say a niece

>she actually improved at the game
sasuga moririn

>>378297
The days when the sage grew in every field.

Almost 3 hours!

>>378256
she liked it and is probably picking it up again

it's been three hours

>>378302
Fuck is the greatest word in the english language

If she had the money she would have adopted the niece

>>378258
>>378266
is this a new reddit meme or something?

>>378302
It's ogey, she's cute

>ONLY THE SON
SHE KNOWS THE DAUGHTER COPY PASTA

>>378324
Maybe if she took that 3k the cult gave her...

mori is really selling her border guard character here. this is a good stream.

ARSkickers friend

>>378084

>>378217
kiara said on stream she wanted to have kids with the KFP members.
it got me going thats for sure

>>378288
yes but mori's house may be less safe if you're a young boy

>>378324
She had the money.

>>378283
I'm living in the shadow of Jimmy Hopkins, soon I will visit Japan and marry Mori.

>>378315
Moririn's numbers sure are good today

>>378327
It's a joke from 20 years ago that you either get or you don't get

>>378302
Saving for that one fucker who says she's never said it before, thanks

>>378329
Holy shit I didn't even make the connection

>>378324
she did lmao

>I DONT WANT TO RAISE A DAUGHTER

do you guys ever fantasize about your oshi getting less popular, to the point where you are one of the only fans she has, and she therefore pays more attention to you? like you could be one of the few people who really stuck with her even when her popularity started to wane, and she notices your name more often and really appreciates you

>>378237
Me too!!

>>378288
Depends on how young

>>378349
That's just /wvt/

>>378344
I mean technically it's a /co/ meme from a few years ago where people laughed about the joke from 20 years ago, but yes.

>>378349
this with kiara so i have a chance of marrying her

>>378302
Man you've been working on this one for a while huh

>>378079
I REMEMBER THE JAY PEEE

>people acting surprised that Mori didn't take in the niece
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>378349
No

>>378200
She caused the single worst influence on this thread out of every holo combined.
I already disliked her for spawning "DU YU REALLY BELIB" posting from jaded faggots, then the yab really pushed me over the edge to full blown hate. Especially after the Yogiri anons showed me what they made us lose.
Never forgive. But this time, forget them. Let them fade into the night forever.

What would you name your son with mori

MY BOY IS HAVING SO MUCH FUN

ame your schedule onegai...

>>378302
Her saying fuck is so cute

>>378341
>bully
kek, you know a lot of hololive JP played that game, especially gen0, gen1, I think.

JORJI LOVE

>>378360
bro get in line

>>378349
As soon as they begin to recline they just move on from streaming. You will never be noticed.

>>378349
I'd rather my oshi be successful than notice me

>>378348
I hate this copypasta so much, You can tell that the person who made it is childless. As the proud father of a daughter I would lift mountains for her without a though. There is nothing cucked about loving your daughter

>>378349
No but now I probably will. My usual fantasies are more romantic than that.

WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS

>>378361
kek gets me everytime & its true

JORJI LOVE

>>378276
a bag of muke

>>378218
You don't need an English translation, I'm spiggin it!

>>378349
I don't have to fantasize, I still watch Yuki Mashiro
she's overjoyed every time I pop up in chat

>>378381
cope

https://twitter.com/rawru6969/status/1358633354271203329

>>378336
Why cant kiara say more straight things more often