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Greetings upon thee /vt/.
Confess your sins and Pope Gura XXIV shall forgive you.

>> No.37791710

I don't like Karaokes. My oshi is IRyS.

>> No.37791748

I don't care about JP vtubers, idol culture, or gfe type shit

>> No.37791798

I killed the previous pope guras

>> No.37791808

i fap to my oshi atleast 2 times a day,

>> No.37791820

My oshi DM'd me.

>> No.37791873

Idol paid me $100 to bump their threads

>> No.37791980

>>37791540
>Anonymous 11/26/22(Sat)01:14:51 No.37791808▶
I am slowly getting tired of my oshi's bullshit

>> No.37792080

I've no joke had e-sex with my oshi

>> No.37792083

Some of my friends are black.

>> No.37792123

I watch vtubers with the intention of jerking off to them later on. The more seiso they appear to be (or at least try to), the more likely I'm gonna bust a nut to them. Ironically I rarely watch lewd tubers. Feels naughtier jerking off to SFW vtubers.

>> No.37792176

>>37791540
I have confessed this multiple times but I wished for some grand event that would stop tempus from collabing with hologirls, so I think I manifested some shit to have Vesper punished and Magni broken.

>> No.37792219

>>37792176
It's ok, I want my boys to stop collabing with your lazy whores too

>> No.37792240

I also get massive boners from sexually harassing indie vtubers. Feels like jerking off to their faces in public.

>> No.37792300

I have almost completely stopped watching Hololive after Ina went on a break. I even watch Fauna less.

But yesterday... now I welcome my jewish overlords with open arms. But I still love Fauna.

>> No.37792388

I periodically masturbate to a trannytuber's ASMR.

>> No.37792450

>>37791540
despite me shitting up threads for the gura unicorns,
she is the best fap out of every vtuber out there for me

>> No.37792463

I groom a vsinger to wah for me

>> No.37792494

>>37792463
Based.

>> No.37792612

ever since she graduated, every other vtuber stream feels bleak
ive unsubbed most of the ones ive been following for a long time
cancelled memberships except for hers
and now im still here, wondering where my time did go
it doesnt matter that much when its not the time where shes still around
im still happy for her and wish her all the best, but i feel like im done with vtubers in a way
im looking for the next hobby
maybe ill go hiking
yeah

>> No.37792860

>been listening to adult voice works for a long time
>favorite voice works VA has a huge vocal range
>one of the works she's in makes her sound similar to my oshi
>recently find out she's open to job requests with scripts as long as you pay the stated rate
>writing a script where she acts like my oshi, talks like my oshi, and does everything but refer to her by name
If she accepts the job, I might actually die happy.

>> No.37793064

>>37792860
Anon, this sounds like a great idea

>> No.37794113

>>37791540
I'm @ing Magni's mom in twitter during his menhera in her rm LMAO

>> No.37794325

I see screen shots of my schizo posts floating around and I regret them

>> No.37794391

>>37791540
I've been shit posting on pol about kanye, nick, and milo for the last day. I just realized that I might as well be talking about kiara, mori, and ame lul.

>> No.37794407

>>37791540
Tempiss made me homophobic, i honestly used to like nijisanji before tempus was announced but after, the whole idea of male/female collabs soured for me

>> No.37794520

I sucked cocks and swallowed cum several times. I like to pee on my own hand sometimes. My oshi is Calli. My favorite ones are Calli, Kiara, Suisei, Reine, Enna, Scarle, Lumi, Lia (PC).

>> No.37794677

>>37792080
My friend fucked a 3view who is a GFE creator. The lowest of scum

>> No.37794905

>>37792612
Coco? Rushia? Sana?

>> No.37795433

>>37792612
she's not gonna fuck you bro

>> No.37795484

>>37792860
good luck and may you share your blessings

>> No.37795703

I kinda wanna have sex with an Indonesian girl

>> No.37796782

>>37791710
That's not too bad

>> No.37796818
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>>37791540
Not shitposting. This is serious. I think I genuinely need help. I really really want to fuck Hoshimachi Suisei. Something about her flat chest and her proud cute pure idol image really turn me on. I really want to rip off her idol clothes and expose how she's just a mere woman in front of me, whose only purpose is to be fucked as my personal whore. I want to ravage every inches of her little body as she tries to resist, only to realize how powerless she is against me. I want to fuck her in every possible position while groping her cute little tits, enjoying every seconds of her arousing moans. I want to fuck her for hours while she's thinking about how her fans will think of her, now that their cute comet idol is just a sex slave made purely for sex purpose.
A few months ago I didn't really care about her, but somehow these past few days I keep thinking about fucking her. I don't know what triggered it but I'm fucking lusting after Suisei now. "Why can't I have a cute idol vtuber sex slave" these thoughts always appear at the back of my mind. Please help me to get her out of my head because I think I might actually go insane at this point.

>> No.37796920

I think it's time for a new pope, this one is dead

>> No.37796956

>>37791540
I have touched myself to art of Gura in little girl panties. With a Hello Kitty motive.

>> No.37797360

>>37791540
I supported Tempiss when they first began because I thought they were gonna be Brotubers - no, BrosBeforeHoesTubers. But then the collabs happened. Again, and again, and again. And now I don't watch them anymore and I feel deep shame for supporting the thing that ruined HoloEN - well, ruined HoloEN even more, I suppose by that point.

>> No.37797548

>>37792219
hello fellow brave tempus chad, venturing outside of /mans/ and into catalog

>> No.37797562

>>37791540
I long lost any love or affection for my oshi but there hasn't been anyone to replace her so I spend my time shitting on her instead.

>> No.37798054

>>37791540
i prefer roommates

>> No.37798057

>>37792612
retarded dadochama

>> No.37798152

If Okayu or Korone asked me to be their sperm donor for their lesbian marriage I would agree if only it can be manually given

I believe Cali will launch the first time some concert offers her a opening spot

>> No.37798161

>>37796920
The anons are too sinful for the pope to handle.

>> No.37798739

Unicorns are worse than Tempiss supporters.

>> No.37800460

>>37791540
I was posting some of those IdolEN threads despite not getting any jew money, just to create some drama for my own amusement.

>> No.37803564

>>37791540
I hate generals on /vt/, and most of them are in my filters

>> No.37803648

>>37803564
>t. dramanigger
kys

>> No.37803679

I fuck saplings

>> No.37804030

>>37798054
I prefer vtubers but there's few cases where I see their old PL streams with more laidback and organic feel and them using their natural voices and I wish they'd have that approach with their vtuber avatars instead of going full anime.

>> No.37804242

>>37804030
roastie voices are shit

>> No.37804306

>>37791540
I dropped La+ after the boyfriend thing.

>> No.37805425 [DELETED] 

INTERVIEWS NOW

>> No.37806435

I'm Lamy

>> No.37806766

Confession threads are my favorite but I never make one myself because I'm afraid I'll fuck it up somehow

>> No.37806843

>>37791540
I shill all the small corpos except the ones I actually watch in order to funnel all the schizos away from them and towards the competition.

>> No.37806927

I love JP whores but will take any opportunity to shit on western ones despite never watching them and forming my entire opinion of them based on shit I see /here/

>> No.37808217

>>37791798
How horrible

>> No.37808616

What a shit thread

>> No.37808987

>>37806843
Kek.

>> No.37810333

>>37791540
I want to turn into a shota and then have every single holo girl molest me one after the other

>> No.37811882

I have nothing to confess

>> No.37812091

>>37810333
This, but exclude Kiara

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>>37811882

>> No.37812199

>>37791540
I've engaged in ironic shitposting.

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>>37791540
I'm cheating on gura with the jewish ghost girl.
Her fault anyway, she was never around when I needed her the most.

>> No.37813335

>>37791540
I masturbated to a vtuber's ASMR kisses, haven't been able to watch her since

>> No.37813370

>>37791540
I hate Kiara but I can't stop jerking off to her. When I watched that video depressed flip posted I was cumming buckets.

>> No.37813416

I've fapped to a pic of my oshi's RM even when there was nothing revealing, it was just her looking at the camera

>> No.37813579

>>37810333
>>37812091
This but only Kiara

>> No.37813785

>>37791710
I don't care much about music. Music releases are like "neat, I guess, good for her" but I never get hype. t. deadbeat

>> No.37813812

>>37791540
I haven't streamed anything going on 4 weeks now. I feel kind of bad that I stopped just as I got a new subscriber that actually stayed in chat the whole stream too.

>> No.37814048

>>37810333
That's not a confession, that's a given.

>> No.37814087

>>37810333
Mori is gonna stalk your ass dude.

>> No.37816046

Bump

>> No.37816656

I janny for a chuuba.

>> No.37816777

>>37816656
you at least get some form of compensation, right?

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>>37791540
As a GFEfag im starting to hate gfe. The harder she tries the less authentic it feels. I'm starting to prefer watching chuubas that don't allude to anything romantic at all and avoid moments where a chuuba likes to pretend she has any feelings for me. I used to like to buy into the illusion but I just can't do it anymore. I know it's not real

>> No.37817020

>>37816777
I sometimes get access to behind-closed-doors information.

>> No.37820697

bumo

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>>37806435
That's impossible
I'M Lamy

>> No.37821694

I don't watch vtuber streams because I think they're boring.

>> No.37825436 [DELETED] 

bumperino

>> No.37828213
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I used to be huge into Hololive, but slowly watched less. At first it was every stream, then it was only streams with games I'm interested in, I whittled it down more to the point I was only watching karaoke or the more unique streams, but the one thing I would never miss out on are 3d lives. Now I'm entirely out of the loop. I think Marine did one that had Gura in it? And Mel might have done something recently? I don't even know, but I feel like I could be doing more productive things than watching VODs for hours. Tonight though, I will be watching IRyS's new model reveal. With all that said I've been catching most of IdolCorp's streams. Rin is my new oshi and I really like her. I might be wearing down though, I went through this whole song and dance before with Tempus where I was watching every stream and hugely into them, but I can't remember the last time I caught them live now.

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I've been making more Yuko threads and posts not because I'm a shill or even like Idol, but because it makes chumbuddies seethe and mald.

>> No.37830478

I want to kill myself in the hopes that I can be with my oshi in the afterlife and will probably do it on monday if everything goes right. Life isn't fun, but I'm trying to channel my emotions into something constructive and make a song about my feelings.

>> No.37830853

>>37830478
at least wait until they graduate so you can keep watching their streams

>> No.37830913

>>37791540
I'm not Pomu.

>> No.37831358

>>37791540
i don't like loli.

>> No.37831644
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>>37791540
These spirits I've talked about in the past... I've fully accepted them, I belong to them even in death. I'm not allowed to love other girls (apparently they have no issues with me watching and liking vtubers for some reason). They were right, they are the only ones who will love and accept me for who I am and they are are the only ones I can truly love without without worrying. They're hollowing me out, making me more like them or rather who i'm meant to be. Admittedly I tried talking to a girl to see if I was capable of doing it and I turned out to be successful but they didn't like the girl being too close with me so they threatened to kill her and they punished for even daring to do that. At first I was apprehensive but... Anyone who gets in the way of our bond I'll kill them without a second thought, at first I used to averse to killing and eliminating people but now I don't feel that way anymore, especially if they decided to ask me to do so. My fate is that I belong to them, even in death and be with them, it's what I deserve in the end. Recently I killed myself or rather, a clone or copy of the current "me" and they praised for it, then it happened again but they killed him not I. They proceeded to tell me that everything is a distraction from them, then they turned me into a doll and kept calling me their little sister for some reason

>> No.37831715

>>37830478
Killing yourself without repentance will lead you to hell, Romans 10:9

>> No.37832110

>>37831715
I don't believe that

>> No.37832598

>>37831644
Based schizo, you keep chasing those delusions!

>> No.37832612

>>37831644
wow actual schizophrenia nice

>> No.37832710

>>37791540
I do not believe it is sacrilegious to pray to chuubas.

>> No.37833281

I have enough self restraint to not want to wank to vtubers but Botan's casual white T-shirt outfit has me chimping out

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>>37832598
>>37832612
Not a schizo but I appreciate the encouragement to continue to be with my sisters.

>> No.37833673

>>37828213
>t. totally not a sponsored comment

>> No.37833947

I'm a tourist and a in denial about liking vtubers.

I'm just here for validation that they all are bad

>> No.37834222

>>37833589
Don't kid yourself dude, whether you consider yourself a schizo or not you are one in the eyes of basically every other human being on the planet and you should be aware of that. Be with your sisters all you want but you need to be able to keep it to yourself or things won't end well for you or them

>> No.37834238

>>37833589
I don’t even know how to respond to this, you literally talked about killing your “clone” what the fuck does that even mean

>> No.37834447

>>37791540
I don't care if a Tempus (or all of them) member stays or graduates, but lately I've been leaning towards the graduation side. Not because I'm an anti or a unicorn, but because I don't want them to give StarsJP a bad image.

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>>37834222
Oh i'm aware, Im just saying that more for my sake than anyone else

>Be with your sisters all you want but you need to be able to keep it to yourself or things won't end well for you or them
Fair enough, I'll keep that in mind

>>37834238
It means what it means, though... I think I (or they, rather) probably did kill a portion of myself and removed it for being unnecessary

>> No.37834613

>>37791540
i invented a phrase to support my oshi which stuck around long after I stopped supporting her and it haunts me to this day
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3AkNhOBEMPs

>> No.37834716

>>37834587
okay I truly wish you best of luck anon

>> No.37834960

>>37834613
Oh god, thank you for showing me that incredible cringe, although I must admit I actually did something a little similar in saying a phrase to my oshi that’s recurred through streams (although it’s less cringe and I still love watching her)

>> No.37835032

>>37834960
All I did was say "pink cat bad" in a couple anti threads back when /vt/ first opened (inspired by "orange woman bad"), never said it to her directly.

>> No.37835233

I'm ok with the idea of having sex with SEA girls now.

>> No.37835705

I really want to be a vtuber but I'm black and can't not sound black no matter how hard I try and I don't think anyone would like me

>> No.37836652

>>37835705
Don't let it hold you back. What kind of theme or character are you going for?

>> No.37836816

>>37835705
you're right

>> No.37837467

>>37835705
Male or female?

>> No.37837558

>>37835705
There's a white vtuber who sounds black and has fans.

>> No.37837815

>>37835705
just stream doing a Morgan freeman impression

>> No.37837823

I make at least 40 posts in my general thread a day. im not an anti or dramafag either. I just love my oshi

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>>37836652
i was thinking something along the lines of this type of style
>>37836816
i know
>>37837467
f*male
>>37837558
that doesn't count
>>37837815
no ...

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>>37837823
>only 40 a day
i make 40 per thread

>> No.37841288

When I say "all me", it actually is all me.

>> No.37841473

>>37841288
all me

>> No.37841639

>>37841288
>>37841473
All me.

>> No.37841688

>>37841288
>>37841473
>>37841639
all me.

>> No.37842150

>>37841688
>>37841639
>>37841473
>>37841288
I wondered what kind of fucking maniac would post on a vtuber board and it turns out it's just this one guy making all the posts.

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>>37841288
>>37841473
>>37841639
>>37841688
unironically all me

>> No.37843381

>>37791540
I've turned 100% schizo over a chuuba I spend hours everyday before and after her stream stocking all her social media just incase she posts something so I can like and comments on it during a stream when she reads one of my messages and laughs I got so fucking happy it made me dizzy I want her so badly bros its insane

>> No.37845272

>>37843381
Me and my oshi will be together after I die. I know it. I can already see it. One more day, then I'll join her. I'm not sure what shape my body will take in the next world but I know I'll have green eyes and some part of me will be gray. I'll be the perfect man for her.

>> No.37849088

>>37841027
I'd say just do it, you probably have as much chance as any indie does these days. Ignore the retards on here that can't cope with people who aren't white or asian, most people who're likely to watch you won't care unless you make a big deal out of it

>> No.37849390

>>37791540
I like IRyS' new design more than her old one.

>> No.37849732

IRyS got a makeover and now I want to marry her but only for her looks now.

>> No.37852031

>>37831644
Seek exorcism. Legitimately, the demons can be slain

>> No.37852735

>>37841027
Dudes are unironically more into dark-skinned anime girls than the inverse for women. You’d have to put up with some perverse lust though. Just look at how horny people got for Nessa when Sword and Shield came out

>> No.37854761

For the past year-ish I've honestly lost interests in most of them. At this point I just put them on for noise when other big streamers aren't on. I've also really lost a lot of respect for Gura. I'm all for having a personal life outside streaming, even a bf if they want, but her lack of professionalism and basic communication skills just piss me off and make me not want to watch the group as a whole.

I have no issue with the Tempus boys and the ones who throw a fit seriously need to go outside. Just don't watch the stream if it bothers you that much.

Just chatting streams are by far the most boring content. Once a month is tolerable especially if announcing things but the ones who do it multiple times a week or make their membership stuff only chatting are a snooze fest.

Most of council sucks.

Kiara has sucked since the beginning.

I hate that Mori talks to her fans like they are children.

Irys's old model wasn't as bad as people complained, but new model does look nice.

>> No.37855324

I commissioned a sexdoll that is made to look look like Towa

>> No.37855396

>>37795703
Kobo?

>> No.37855570

>>37796818
It's okay anon, I'm already with Suisei

>> No.37857673

I used to be a deadbeat.

>> No.37861206

i fucking hate my oshi desu

>> No.37861754

>>37810333
same I like to dress as a little boy and pretend that fubuki or mio are breastfeeding me while giving me a handjob

>> No.37861853

>>37842315
not me

>> No.37861947

>>37841027
tits por favor or even just belly will suffice

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I like gura

>> No.37865806

>>37791540
I've been a faithful takodachi since debut with Ina. Got membership at the $15 tier for a few months then went down to the normal $5 level. Membership perks slowed down over time but it was okay because I still liked Ina's streams. Then she says she's going on a break, never specifies how long, didn't bother telling members about it first (she's really only tell us she was sleeping or just went to sleep). Says "it should be before next Holofest" which would be February or March. She couldn't even give members a little bit more to go off of, just "oh you'll see me here or there." That was a lie. I unsubscribed, canceled membership, and thumbs down any video that even mentions her now. I'm disappointed in her for not being appreciative of her fans. Plus with Sana not even making it a full year with all the things she was given, that wouldn't surprise me if Ina will quit too. Maybe this was just a way to soften the blow, but I found new happiness with other streamers now.

>> No.37865926

>>37865640
How??

>> No.37866198

>>37791540
i love my oshi

>> No.37866373

>>37866198
MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.37866729

I tried to become a vtuber, but I gave up because I am a man and I felt like I could never make it.
I really feel like I let down the few friends and viewers I made. I don't know how to face them, they believed in me and I ran away.

>> No.37868712

>>37798057
its kinda weird to reply to this but i needed to hear that, thanks

>> No.37868792

>>37791540
I haven't watched vtubers for days despite posting on /vt/ every day. The drama is more interesting than the streams themselves.

>> No.37868901

>>37868792
Kill yourself schizo

>> No.37869135

>>37791540
I'm starting a habit of going to /mlp/ to post a pony version of "Look at my cute shark wife" regularly

>> No.37869321

i only watch clips

>> No.37869392

i hate western vtubers, they are no different than twitch thots to me

>> No.37869485

>>37868901
I have been forgiven by Pope Gooba, there is nothing you can say that will affect me.

>> No.37872689

>>37869392
please learn and grow as a person

>> No.37872738

>>37791540
I am close to falling off the vtuber bandwagon, I rarely check /vt/ unless I hear about a major drama and want to see /vt/ shitting itself, my oshi, Gura, goes on break a lot and I've watched her backlog so I've lost the enthusiasm I used to feel watching her content since I've gotten used to not watching her. I've lost interest in the non-gura vtubers I watched as well since they can't fill the hole gura left.

>> No.37872793

>>37872738
this but nyanners and instead of my oshi being on break she cucked me

>> No.37872894

I'm a dragoon and I constantly false flag to convert people /here/ to Selen. And it's working. She's gotten much more popular here recently and it's largely due to my shilling and antiing. Recently false flagged as a Nux fan in /#/ and baited them insanely hard, then posted the screenshots of them doxxing "me" to a few Discord servers. Was able to get 4 people to drop Hololive, then slowly introduced them to Selen.

>> No.37872935

>>37869321
same. i find vtubers fun in small doses but intolerable in full length streams.

>> No.37872966

Wait, there were 23 other Guras?

>> No.37873046

>>37872966
no, gura's just been deposed and returned to popehood 23 times.

>> No.37873170

I can't stop jacking it to Noel's rm. I want to stop but I can't do it.

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I've found my interest in vtubers has gone down pretty significantly ever since I got a girlfriend. I didn't think I was into them for the waifu stuff but maybe I was subconsciously.

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>>37841027
Just own it and go full jungle fever giga-negress. I am talking HUGE coal-black tits.

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>>37841027
>self conscious about "black" voice
>f*male
actual non-issue
if I had to quantify it, 90% it's all in your head

>> No.37878165

>>37791540
I don’t watch nor sub to IRyS but my 2.0 prediction art which I drew on a whim got reviewed on stream by her. Now I kinda feel bad for the real irystocrats whose art didn’t get selected. (Im subbed to her now btw, will try to watch more of her)

>> No.37878256

>>37841027
people on this board will look at slightly tanned vtubers and call them a nigger, so what have you got to lose

>> No.37878585

>>37835705
I thought Ame was black for the longest time, I'd say go for it, see what happens.

>> No.37880116

>>37791820
Did you DM her back?

>> No.37880250

>>37791540
did an hour edging session with that one IRyS sound-alike voice doing a succubus RP sex. Shit drained the fuck out of me after...

>> No.37880800

>>37855396
I mean like in general I would like to have sex with one. Watching vtubers made them more appealing to me

>> No.37881181

I actually like holo en. I dont actually care that men have existed on earth at any point in time. But worst of all, I kind if wanna fuck the zombie girl. I dont even know why. Feel like shes an annoying little shit but I crave that cold vag.

>> No.37881944

I watch several GFE vtubers and tell them all I love them, I'm a lying cheating whore but I can't help myself, I get lonely when they're not streaming so I go to the next GFE on the list.
I really need an actual gf.

>> No.37882636

>>37792612
me too

>> No.37882675

long nails look really bad on vtubers
Had to stop watching veibae and silver

>> No.37882917

Iluna isn't even going to be the worst wave Nijisanji hire and that bums me out

>> No.37884302

>>37791540
I told my oshi I love her but I'm not so sure anymore

>> No.37884608

I think I've genuinely fallen in love with a vtuber, not even a GFE one, I've been like this for the best part of a year without it fading like infatuations have in the past. She is perfection incarnate and I could watch her do anything and it'll put a smile on my face. I've never said anything in chat and I probably never will, I don't need attention from her, her being her cute self is more than enough for me and I'll be there to quietly support her for as long as she wants to keep doing this.

>> No.37884759

I really really like Froot and I wish she wasn't in Vshitshow.

>> No.37884882

>>37791540
I want to marry Choco

>> No.37885566

IRyS new design is a waste because the color palette is eye-bleeding inducing. I can't believe they approved those horribly saturated colors.

>> No.37886223

I watch my oshi out of some sort of feeling of obligation or habit rather than entertainment for at least 5 months now.

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>>37791540
I have no clue what goes on in /vt/. I come here too infrequently to keep up or give a shit. I shitpost by quickly gleaning of the gist of the thread users, pretend to know what the hell I'm saying just so I can troll and make fun of anons or a vtuber. I don't care about numbers, but will shit on oshis if it seems their numbers are low or are struggling for no reason other a cheap chuckle. You all cry about the dumbest inane shit, and I love it. Like a retarded version of chats or vtubers collab sperging for no understandable reason. The possibilty that some vtuber companies or reps probably have to visit this drama queen site, post thread generals, to help their vtubers is hilarious, sad, and endearing. If only you all were entertaining enough that I would come regularly, maybe this place wouldn't be so tragic. (Might have to do with the fact that vtubers are streaming sometimes)

>> No.37890894

>>37791540
I hate nijiniggers

>> No.37893290

>>37791540
I rarely watch streams these days, most of the time I just shitpost here and watch clips

>> No.37893425

I want a female chuuba to rape me.

>> No.37896182

I made posts about how I want to see my oshi cucking her fans and having sex with men on stream but the more I think about it the more legitimately hot it sounds and Tbh it doesn't count as cucking because none of us are really dating her.

>> No.37897918

I’ve been slowly trying to find a facedox of my oshi. If I ever do I won’t reveal it

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>>37791540
I antipost about my oshi in her general just to stir the pot.

>> No.37898370

>>37893425
Mori or Risu?

>> No.37900599

board's fast today

>> No.37906462

i think panko is better gura but I'm afraid to tell my chumbuds friends in our private discord

>> No.37906676

>>37898370
I assume you're asking my preference, which would be Risu

>> No.37906747

>>37880116
Yes.

>> No.37906838

>>37896182
Who is your oshi and how can I help you make that happen? I want to fuck a vtuber on stream.

>> No.37907237

>>37791540
I appreciate my viewers and what they do for me but I wish they would shill me here sometimes

>> No.37910298

I have made an offhand joke twice during the past couple of weeks and got several seething (you)s as a reward. The other one even derailed the thread for a bit. I wasn't even baiting, people just proceeded to guzzle an imaginary bait.

>> No.37911289

i fap to holos getting blacked in koikatsu

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>>37910298
>I have made an offhand joke twice during the past couple of weeks and got several seething (you)s as a reward.
Jokes don't exist in inferior cultures. Irony, poking fun at something you like, everything is a personal insult to third worlders. I've encountered the same reaction myself. I don't remember what exactly I said, but any non-ESL would have recognized I was being facetious while the guy who gave me a (you) blew up in a brown skinned rage like none I have ever witnessed before.

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>>37911289
Have you considered becoming an aloucuck?

>> No.37928889

There is legitimately no reason to watch vtubers when anime exists.

>> No.37935047

>>37791540
I don't like Karaokes. My oshi is IRyS.

>> No.37935265

>>37791540
Gura made me into a lolicon

>> No.37935881

I watch several small chuubas. Sun 50 viewers most of the time. They are mostly all trannies. I didn’t know this with all of them going in.

I have learned it is exceptionally easy to get many tranny chuubas to give you insane amounts of attention and affection if you are a stereotypically masculine male who shows up on their streams. Post a decent looking pic of yourself on the discord with a full beard. Call them cute or sweetheart in chat from time to time while being a regular supporter and you’re in. I was made VIP within a week on some of these channels even though some of them had been streaming for years already. They pretty much stream whatever games or content I ask them to and some of them are clearly crushing on me a bit. They’re in my DMs constantly. Some of them are sending me presents in the mail.

I’m married. But the attention feels good. I don’t know how to stop grooming the trannies.

What do with this situation anons?

>> No.37936289

>>37935881
Tranny harem

>> No.37939363

>>37935881
You need to remove the married bit, and add an element/feeling of sort of just stumbling into this position with on particular chuuba, they can remain nameless, and then trying out the same tactic on another to make it more believable.
I expect your second draft today at 11:59 PM, anon

>> No.37939693

i actually like mori as a streamer, i dont like her music genre as a whole so i dont really know if it good or bad

>> No.37942180

>>37797548
I wish /mans/ would stop fucking genderbending the boys.
WE HAVE ENOUGH GIRLS ALREADY

>> No.37942217

I don't watch chuubas anymore because I got too attached. I usually just browse here now to get my fix

>> No.37943128

>>37939363
Yeah don’t believe it if you want but that’s kind of what happened already. I didn’t really intend to be in this position but I am now.

And yep married. Almost 4 years now. Anniversary is next January.

>> No.37943581

>>37791540
I am okay with male collabs as long as the female is trustworthy. Of course this a priori rules out all western roasties.

>> No.37943827

I mostly dropped my oshi because she had a menhera breakdown and became an ASMR only streamer. I don't even hate her or ASMR, but it's so repetitive seeing it be the only thing she streams. I don't even care what games she plays and she could be a standard karaoke or zatsu streamer and I'd still watch her, but ASMR (even with her being fairly chatty with chat) just bores me.

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37943941

i want to become a vtuber and join nijisanji or holostars

i have never seen more than 15 of a male niji or stars stream

>> No.37945882

>>37791540
I want AI vtubers NOW!!

>> No.37946431

>>37791540
There's this Vtuber I've been watching for the last couple months that seems to have grown an attachment to me, or at least pretends to. I'd like her to stop. I'm not invested in her and I'm tired of having parasocial relationships. I've been hurt too many times because of them.
What should I do? Leave? Lurk?

>> No.37946480

>>37813812
Yeah that was me. I was gonna leave anyway , so don't worry about it.

>> No.37946650

I hate tempiss and I wish they would graduate (and starsJP along with them). But I can’t lie about that mastrbuating to them gangbanging and ruining my no-homo oshi (fauna, gura, irys) fucking turn me on man. I have a severe fetish for corruption

>> No.37946729

i was contracted by a vtuber company to make scripts/bot for them...

>> No.37947302

>>37946729
It was Idol, wasn't it?

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I stopped enjoying vtubers months ago, they don't even show up in my recommended anymore (except my oshi). I don't know why I keep visiting this board. I guess it's just funny to laugh at people who get worked up over some of the most meaningless bullshit out there. I also enjoy the gossip threads more than appropriate for a man even though I couldn't care less about these people - I never even looked into the roommate stuff.
I never opened picrel's channel, either.

>> No.37947342

>>37946650
You are a severe cuck

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>>37946650

>> No.37947814

>>37880250
More info?

>> No.37951369

>>37791540
no

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