/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>37775882
i m-miss my faufau guys, where is fauna? mommy... etc.

I SMELL ACORNS!!

I’m a sapling myself but I now understand why everyone likes to bully saplings good god lmao

I've started to get these threads now. Watching her consistently for a few months you get used to her always being there that more than a day without her hurts.

>>37776729
FAUFAU protect us! AGHAGHAGHHHHHAGHHHHHHAGHHHHH!
*breathes, uuu's and reloads*
AGHAGHAGHAHHHHAGGHHHHHHHH

>>37777065
It's just catalog larpers.

>>37777343
Hey what do you think Fauna tastes like?

>>37775882
desu i don't get why people call fauna mommy, to me she sounds like an imouto maybe because i'm 30

Mommy's not here im feeling a bit naughty :3

>>37777065
Catalogfags aren't saplings. Give this thread a few more minutes and the fag will start posting b**cked porn with Fauna.

>>37775882
do saplings have room for one abandoned chumbud?

>>37779033
>spoiler
holy shit gramps take your meds, how are you not dead yet?

>>37781291
30 is not old

>>37781834
it's old for a dog like him/(You)

>>37777065
It’s a false flag trying to make saplings look like deranged babies

uuu...

>>37779360
naughty sapling!!!

>>37780807
G...Gura's gone too!?
I can show uuu the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, chumbud, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can see tears in your eyes
Taking you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole uuuuuu world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole uuuuuu world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with uuuu
Now I'm in a whole new world with uuuuu
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole uuuu world (Don't you dare wipe your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see (Hold your breath, it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used uuuu be
A whole uuuu world (Every thread a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue (Every moment, red-letter)
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with uuuu
A whole uuuu world (A whole uuuu world)
That's where we'll be (That's where we'll be)
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For uuuu and me

Do you think Fauna has ever had an orgasm? Which girls in EN?

>>37783477
Fauna has never had an orgasm, because every time she settles down and starts with the vegan bean a sapling finds her and loses its shit.

>>37783396
>>37782486
These threads produce the best OC

>>37786104
I honestly can't parse what you're trying to say.

>>37789380
virginchama...

>>37789532
Yeah, I'm a virgin. Tell me in explicit detail what you meant.

>>37789808
NTA but the "bean" is referring to the clitoris.

>>37790111
I understood that, I didn't get the sapling part. Is the implication she doesn't masturbate in front of saplings because haha mother-son or that saplings are incompetent at sex and they rape her but can't make her orgasm yet she could do it to herself?

>>37790326
I meant it in the way that it's hard to get alone time. Completely platonic sapling interruption. Fauna wants to be alone and a sapling just barges in and is like 'FAUFAU I WANT SOME BIONICLES THEY'RE ON SALE OH MY GOD'
...but I mean half the joy of reading is letting the reader's mind wander. Interpret it how you wish!

>>37775882
Where's the tears

Is this the gay ERP thread?

>>37792655
Not KFP too...

>>37775882
uuuuuUUUUUU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37792806
We can do this hard way or the easy way

cumming in a feminine saplings ass

>>37793148
I'd say it's in the other thread with the Sapling Amogus doin' the butt wiggle.
Y'know. This.
Uuuuu hahahaha. Wario's gonna win!

Saplings, I know where mommy Fauna is. Just follow me into this dark alley. Here's a totally normal drink for you

>>37793148
treat the poor sapling with kindness after
...

Hello saplings.

>Ah, ah, ahhhh, listen to me! Listen to meeeeee! Be nice to Kiwawa...no bully, please! You have to love me~ Otherwise I'll kill you~ Or put you in prison...it's the - you know, you have no choice actually!

>>37795338
Oh shit, haven't seen a piñata for awhile

>>37780807
Bruh.... I miss Gura.

>>37775882

KFP want in on the sex too?

>>37781834
it is for a loli

>>37780807
AAAAAAA I miss Gura!!!

No

I need an illegal uuu ina edit
I no longer care about the risks just hook me up

Cry sapling

>>37812079
i am

Any guesses on collab guests

>>37783477
>Do you think Fauna has ever had an orgasm?
Not from girls, but…
https://files.catbox.moe/fsg0ws.jpg

>>37813010
Please stop posting this, I can only jerk off so much

uuuuuuuuuuuu

>>37813010
me on left
>Verification not required.

>>37812905
SNOT

>>37816793
i can understand thinking Fauna, Mumei, and even Kronii, but
>implying the shark will ever get off her stream again

>>37813010

>>37816971
*get off her ass and stream
fugg

>>37780143
checked

So uhhh.. when does the orgy start?

>>37782101
They know we have it too good and they are just trying to cope by shitting on other fanbases

>>37817150
When I drive home you sapling sluts.

>>37816685
Looking at my mommy's face, it seems she really enjoyed herself. How did my mommy's pussy feel? Hope you could enjoy each other to the fullest!

>>37818992
Not as good as yours sapling but she's always fun.

Too busy recording a prog rock album

https://files.catbox.moe/l0q36e.png
https://files.catbox.moe/com2fc.png
https://files.catbox.moe/o3cndy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/affxdz.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mf6bbx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/g5ddv9.png

https://files.catbox.moe/5sbsn5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/g9596o.png

https://files.catbox.moe/pty1hk.png

Bonus Moomers
https://files.catbox.moe/q7nmzx.jpg

Uuuu...if I wasn't annoyed by cow print Faufau would have hypnotized me here!
But it's Faufau...
No! A good sapling waits til marriage! I will stand in the light and grow strong! Uuuuuu!
It's just my mind playing tricks on me. Hypnotic illusions. I have to keep searching for FAUFAU...
I miss FAUFAU..

I like you saplings, but you have no rights complaining

>>37819965
Give in to Fauna.

>>37820143
Saplings...DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!?!?!
>>37820280
*hops up and down to tickle the foot*

>>37820576
>"Stooop it~... Silly sapling! That tickles! hehe!"

>>37821151
Tee hee!
Oh my god also I just had an epiphany. In 1998 Ocarina of Time was released. What's in Ocarina of time? Deku Shrubs. What do Deku Shrubs spit as an attack? Nuts.
In Majora's Mask Link is transformed into a deku shrub. Link in one timeline is the Hero of Time and in the other he saves Termina.
That means there is a hero among the saplings, while others are intelligent enough to open up shops.
Who watches over Link in Kokiri Forest? The Deku Tree.
Oh yeah. It's all coming together.
Uuuuuu....

>>37822515
There there sapling...that's a great theory. Now take these meds and you'll feel much better.

I'm gonna knock her up while sucking her big, lactating breasts.

The Kokiri are saplings. The Deku Shrubs are saplings taken care of by Risu. The faeries are from IRyS.
Saplings were foretold two decades ago.
A sapling that is not actually a sapling will rise and save Cover Corp from whoever turns out to be Ganondorf.
Deepest Sapling lore.

>>37822682
U N M E D I C A T E D
S A P L I N G S

>>37822515
cute sapling autism

>>37822699
P-please don't. Use me if you have to, but please spare mommy...

>>37822682
>>37822786
Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning a sapling. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined sapling around the trees. Their squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the sapling-toy with brooms if they try to escape. Risu would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. They run through the forest, with their viagra powered penis a divining rod for the sapling. Sweat gushing down their face around their unfocused eyes they laughs and chortles until they gasps "Found you!". The sapling screeches defensively but treerat is upon them in seconds. Their penis thrusting blindly into their flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds their mouth and the sapling is placated, suckling contently on rodent's dick. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

>>37795338

>>37779033
My younger sister has the exact same voice and personality as Fauna and it fucking weirds me out.

>>37822722
>whoever turns out to be Ganondorf.
It is said only one Gerudo male is born in a span of 100 years, and all the rest are female. Does this mean Tempus is Ganondorf?

>>37829564
sapling running for its life

>>37831034
There's no other people possible in a sea of Hololive. Is the "guildmaster" the dark lord?
Are the saplings hiding a weapon that can save Holoproductions and save the world?
A guild lusting for power...
An idol with industry wisdom...
A hero from the sapling forest with courage...
And music of course.
(I'm enjoying this train of thought too much.)

>>37830724
Can I marry your younger sister? Also doesn’t fauna actually have a brother? Hmmm

>>37831637
Sheik pretends to be a dude in order to hide from Ganondorf.
Kronii pretends to be a dude and nobody really knows why.

>>37833391
I guess Shiek would have to be someone that needs to hide their identity!
>tfw you find out Shiek is Zelda (slight spoilers for a 20 year old game)

Risu, this is for you

>>37834851
Nice cock!

>>37834851
why

>>37834851
Please post more

>>37817137
>checked
>anon didn't get numbers
Anonchama...

>>37775882
i will intellectually rape you saplings

>>37837695
I'll say it in green
>I..... MISSSS..... FAUUUUUNNAAAAA

Average sapling
https://twitter.com/DinoFemboy/status/1596639024520855552

>>37840707
Fauna is going to see this kek

>>37843144
Fauna: "I want to be seen as a sisterly type."
Boys: *try to become a sister*
Well. Uuuuuoopsie. Look what you did Faufau. Look. At. What. You. Did.
I blame the cow print personally.

>>37843144
don't worry, it doesn't seem to show up in the art tag
at least when i checked

>>37775882
Why us she crying now?

what is this collab secrecy

>>37775882
hi saplings

I MISS MOMMY

>>37780807
ALWAYS

What happened with Fauna?

>>37859033
Hi auntie risuner!
>>37863527
I MISS FAUNA TOO

>>37863527

>>37840707
>>37834851
I’m so bricked up

>>37820280
ok I will