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>the least profilic streamer of all side branches
>extremely incompetent at a technical level, always breaking her equipment, randomly changes all her setting for no reason, clueless about plenty of basic streamer knowledge
>her commentary is 90% noises and 10% innuendo
>said she was studying japanese very hard yet she still hasn't showed any improvement
>member content has decreased to an all-time low
>bad at videogames to an infuriating degree, can't read a tutorial, plays always on the easiest mode, never learns basic mechanics, pays zero attention to the story, gives up the slightlest sight of a challenge
>regular ghost, goes radio silent for days or even weeks, zero engagement with her fans
>always "busy" and "doing hololive work" yet totally vague and dodgy about it, never bothers to explain what that means or what she is doing
>despite being always "busy" she has released very few side projects, has one solo orisong and one solo cover (a shill gacha game song that was completely forgetable)
>no signs of improving any time soom, takes everything she has for granted, ignores the struggle of her senpai that build it all, shows no gratitude to them
>the most isolated EN member, stopped all interactions with her genmates, stopped doing one on one collabs

>> No.37568592

ayame 2.0
chumbuddies = nakiricucks

>> No.37568670

>>37568522
Holy based!
I think you need to add that she spends a lot of time playing with males offstream

>> No.37568792

She went two years without breaking everything constantly, she just doesn't want to stream.
The kids and normies don't watch her anymore and she knows she is streaming to purely chumpedos now. She has been afraid of them from the get go, hyperafraid of showing info.

>> No.37568840

>>37568670
no thanks, I have no interest or intentions on bringing rm stuff

>> No.37568871

>>37568792
>Being scared of a bunch of fat fucks perma virgins
Gura is a retard kek

>> No.37568948

>>37568871
You never know. There might be a Legit Psycho that is only held by Watching Gura, and anything bad she does said Psycho will go and give her a visit.

>> No.37569041

>>37568948
Knowing how paranoid Gura is, she might have at least security cameras and alarms wherever she lives. She must buy a gun though

>> No.37569083

>>37568522
she has physical health issues from being so small, unironically. chronic fatigue syndrome

>> No.37569235

>>37569083
This cope again. Some Jps and ENs have health issues that they live with daily and still stream more than her and have more projects. She's just burned out, funny though being one of the holos that put the lowest amount of effort into anything

>> No.37569333

>>37568522
>Streamer
>Doesn't stream
In En maybe but she completely ignores the existence of Tempiss and that just makes her better than the rest of the Tempiss cocksucking whores

>> No.37569346

>>37569235
yes retard but the clue is in the name, chronic fatigue syndrome, believe it or not streaming is physically taxing. its not the same as ayame having IBS.

>> No.37569448

if she still doesnt give a reason to why she's doing this. its high time I drop her. the 1st year of being a member was fun then after the legendary offcollab. everything went down hill from there

>> No.37569493

>>37569346
Did she say that's her diagnosis or it's something you came up with because of her symptoms?
t. Doesn't watch Gura

>> No.37569506

>>37568522
>who is Mori

>> No.37569625

>>37569493
well, its just cope for me actually. I am a haaton not a chumbud but gura is the most I like out of all the EN. and I have seen people who are small like her irl, they always have no energy because theyre basically runts of human beings, theyre not thriving from being so small its pure unhealthy.

>> No.37569633

>>37569493
no, she only said she went to the doctor and that she got bad news but nothing extremely serious, then she expressed regret on revealing that

>> No.37569670

>>37568522
she’s in Qatar for the world cup, supporting the land of the free and home of the brave USA

>> No.37569749
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37569749

Sorry you guys had to find out this way but...
Gura has brain cancer, a tumor in her skull. She has only a few months left on this mortal plane...

>> No.37569851

>>37569625
Being small doesn't mean you have to be permanently tired. My sister is 1.55 mt (5.0') and she can't stay still so yeah it's pure cope on your part
>>37569633
Ok then there's some justification to her lazyness I guess. Although if it's nothing threatening and it's being checked she should at least stream once or twice a week.

>> No.37570024

>>37569851
your sister is probably a child, and not being to stay still doesnt mean you arent fatigued or tired, and also gura is smaller then 5ft. I am not a doctor either but all you said is a bunch of nothing to me. it might be cope or might not be but thats my theory, gura has chronic fatigue syndrome or something similar.

>> No.37570112

>>37570024
My sister is 30 but okay you do you anon. Don't overdose on that copium though

>> No.37570151

>>37570112
I guess maybe if I can talk to your sister I can get more understanding and then I will agree with you and you will prove me right. what do you say? then I will admit it is copium.

>> No.37570175

>>37569083
CFS is a meme made for lazy alcoholics to cope with the fact they've degraded their body with their disgusting, unhealthy lifestyle into dysfunctionallity

>> No.37570203

>>37569749
Finally, the real Gura killer.

>> No.37570280

>>37568522
I'm a zoomer, you must shorten this word salad into 10 words or less.

>> No.37570295

>>37568522
Yet despite being absent she lives in your head rent free and makes you seethe uncontrollably. Maybe you should reconsider the choices you are making rather than wasting your time trying to speculate whether an anime girl you hate is busy enough by your standards.

>> No.37570382

>save image
>don't read OP
>don't even like Gura because of chumpedos
>leave

>> No.37570412

>>37570151
I don't care about changing your opinion. Just wanted to point out that saying small=lazy/fatigued is retarded as fuck and as I said, pure cope on your part.

>> No.37570446

>>37568522
You forgot
>still manages to live rent free in your schizo heads

>> No.37570510

>>37568522
she's just like me fr

>> No.37570548

I'm a chumbud and most of what the op is saying is true

>> No.37570690
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37570690

Gura became the most popular Holo out of everybody, even her senpais.

It would be no surprise at all if Cover is pushing her into becoming the international face of Hololive.

>> No.37570798

>>37568522
Does she do anything for her members at least?

>> No.37570902

>>37568522
Don't agree with the points about her commentary being 90% noises, she can very funny and entertaining and when she does stream and she is in a good mood I can be pretty sure it is going to be a good time.
She also has gushed about multiple senpai and how much she appreciates them and more than likely feels embarrassed that she eclipsed them so quickly due to the lightning in a bottle circumstances around her debut.

Agreed on every other point though

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>>37570690
>Gura became the most popular Holo out of everybody, even her senpais
>even her senpais
RORU
RUMAO
>It would be no surprise at all if Cover is pushing her into becoming the international face of Hololive
Thanks for the laugh anon

>> No.37570935

>>37568522
Objectively speaking, yes she is. Her only redeeming quality is that she's kind of cute. She's also a periodic liar and her singing has gotten a lot worse. She bottles up her grievances towards her audience because she's a non-confrontational doormat, which is the only thing stopping her from saying stupid and spiteful shit on the scale of Watson or Mori.

>> No.37571016

Mori exists so no

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37571398

>some actually agreeing with OP
>OP level of details means he is or was a chumbud
is she really that bad nowadays?

>> No.37571569

>>37571016
Mori actually streams and releases music though.

>> No.37571608

>>37571398
>Lazy
>Never speaks out her mind
>Jokes like a vshoujo tier whore
>Afraid of her fanbase
That's what filtered me

>> No.37571725

>>37571608
>Never speaks out her mind
>Jokes like a vshoujo tier whore
>Afraid of her fanbase
All bullshit
Is this whole thread apart of that new corps shill campaign?

>> No.37571798

>>37571398
Guras biggest problem is she doesn't stream and goes on radio silence for extended periods. She's streamed twice this month so far. Her projects she's working hard on never seem to emerge. Like her last big project - over a year in the making - was that quiz show, which is ok, but hardly worth all that effort and probably will never be seen again.

>> No.37571812

>>37571725
Going to the "I'll pretend it never happened" path huh? Chumbuds really are a bunch of yesmen

>> No.37571881

>>37571569
That means nothing, it's better to not deliver anything at all (gura) than shit and diarrhea without pause (mori)

>> No.37571938

>>37571812
>p-please don't point out my lies

>> No.37572032

>>37571938
kek the cope. Go back to /ggg/ chumbud and keep seething at other holos, that's the only thing you're good for

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37572071

>>37571881
>t's better to not deliver anything at all
Do chumbuds really? FUCKING KEK

>> No.37572137

>>37572032
Sounds like you are projecting, if i don't like them i just don't watch them

>> No.37572264

>>37571798
that's not true at all, she streamed thrice this month so far

>> No.37572284

>>37572137
>if i don't like them i'll shit on them
FTFY

>> No.37572388

>>37572264
Damn she's so harworking! I love my Gwombus uwu :3

>> No.37572530

>>37571798
>Guras biggest problem is she doesn't stream and goes on radio silence for extended periods.
It's called having sex

>> No.37572797

>Gura is too sick to stream often
>when she does she's easily the most entertaining vtuber in holopro
>/vt/ still complains

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37572880

>>37572797
>she's easily the most entertaining vtuber

>> No.37572971

I like how HoloEN has become one of the strongest reasons to learn Japanese. It's the same tactic to get people hooked on crack "oh you liked the nose-candy? Sorry bruv that's dried up, but I got something else for you to try..." (Holds out a baggie of freshly cooked Sakura Miko)

>> No.37573187

>>37568522
I was thinking today, does gura actually have any friends? Like with Snot it feels like the other 3 are closer than any are to Gura. She's a very lonely stinky girl

>> No.37573229

>>37572971
Except learning Japanese is one of the most rewarding and beneficial things you can do?
It's more like easing someone into dedicated fitness with walks and jogging

>> No.37573261

>>37573187
Coworkers aren't friends retard
Calli party was just a peek behind the veil of what Gura does off screen

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37573349

>when she does she's easily the most entertaining vtuber in holopro

>> No.37573443

>>37573261
>Calli

>> No.37573460

>>37573261
Coworkers can be friends. It's where most adults make their friendships. Like I think Bae and Irys are friends. I think all of Tempus are friends. Gura's never really made that connection. It seems like once people get to know her they immediately start distancing themselves

>> No.37573624

>>37572797
>too sick to stream often
how often do you get sick, anon

>> No.37573694

>>37573349
That has to be edited right?
30 minutes and 10 minutes really?

Man we’re into Year 3 now, the EN scuff meme is not funny anymore. Would it kill these chicks to spend 1 hour before each stream testing their setup?

>> No.37573762

>>37573694
Don't act so entitled

>> No.37573790

>>37573762
it's literally her job

>> No.37573792

>>37573694
Nah, she was using her old pc because her beef pc was fucked up. Somehow the old pc was fucked too and it couldn’t handle sonic at all and it crashed 30 minutes into her scuffed karaoke stream.

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37573813

you guys are hilarious

>> No.37573845

>>37573813
So are you for thinking she doesn't get laid

>> No.37573944

I mean I hope not but, what if there was a chumbud hitting pavement with a mission?

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37574067

>>37573845
Of course she can. I'm not whoever you think I am, I'm laughing at this whole thread

>> No.37574125

>>37574067
Oh ok that's fine then

>> No.37574674

>>37574067
>>37573813
Why are you spending your free time doing something so pointless....

>> No.37574705

>>37574674
Anon their OSHI is AWOL.
What do you expect the Chumbud to do? Touch grass?

>> No.37574793

>>37571398
Nah, it's mostly one guy who hate watches HoloEN and trolls on /vt/ all day.
He's EOP, so HoloJP is safe.

>> No.37574842

>>37568948
What is this typing style of inserting capital letters in various nouns? I've been seeing it around the internet often

>> No.37574881

>>37569346
IBS is bootleg IBD
She can have excuses when she has an illness that’s actually trying to kill her

>> No.37575138

>>37574842
ESL

>> No.37575166

>>37574842
Germans

>> No.37575911
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37575911

>>37568871
Anon, look up the Björk stalker, Ricardo López.
Even if there's only one of those type of guys among her fans, which there almost certainly undoubtedly is, that's a huge problem.
Now consider the fact that there must be at least a couple dozen and at most a couple hundred (or even thousands, who knows) Ricardo Lopez-esque guys following her around.
See why Gura's worried?

>> No.37576006

>>37575911
the thing is the Bjork case isn't even a rare occurrence it's just the most well known

>> No.37576094

>>37575911
>On September 12, 1996, López mailed a letter bomb rigged with sulfuric acid to Björk's residence in London, then returned home, recorded a final video diary explaining his motivations, and ended it filming his suicide by gunshot. Hollywood police found his body and the videos four days after his death; they contacted the London Metropolitan Police about the package, who intercepted its delivery, and Björk was unharmed.
LOL (as in I laughed irl reading that)
Can incels ever not fail?
Looks like an ugly manlet too

>> No.37576444

>>37568522
Not reading all that teacuck

>> No.37576626

>>37576094
>recorded a final video diary explaining his motivations, and ended it filming his suicide by gunshot
The whole tapes from beginning to end used to be on YouTube in full for the longest time. It's probably not the case anymore.
I wonder, which VTuber will be the first to do a watchalong of the Ricardo Lopez tapes?

>> No.37576939

>>37576626
>The whole tapes from beginning to end used to be on YouTube in full for the longest time. It's probably not the case anymore.
nah they're still there

>> No.37577045

>>37576626
>>37576939
QRD? Does he mention being mad at "her brief relationship with the English musician Goldie."?

>> No.37577279

>>37577045
>Does he mention being mad at "her brief relationship with the English musician Goldie."?
Go to 12:52
https://youtu.be/op8LnzxgukI?t=755
>she's fucking a NIGGER

>> No.37577328

>>37576939
>they're still there
Even the suicide? That used to be on YouTube in full as well

>> No.37577368

>>37577328
don't know

>> No.37577461

>>37568522
She's not gonna collab with the homos. Just give it up, loser.

>> No.37577633

>>37568522
All that text just to tell us you're a raging homosexual. Wow

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>>37577279
I just can't get dying over some thot
Like I'm an incel too technically but I just do other things idk

>> No.37577817

>>37577461
God I wish she does just to see how much of a shitstorm the pedo unicorns would make

>> No.37577837

>>37577279
>I'm just gonna have to kill her
God I just want to dissect his mind, to understand his pov
I can see the appeal for psychologists I would interrogate this guy for hours

>> No.37577857

>>37568522
I can save her...

>> No.37578063

>>37568522
no, that reward goes to Kiara. unironically the world would be a better place if she died

the dirt against gura is always limited to the "she doesn't deserve it" coming from lv1 contrarians

>> No.37578520

>>37577758
It's never too late anon. We can all escape this shit. We're all gonna make it.

>> No.37578578

>>37575911
Anon, it's far too rare to be worried about. Notice how one of the few examples are of a failed attempt.
That's because you have to be genuinely mentally unwell to try to go through with something like that, but since your thinking is impaired, you're incapable of pulling it off.

>> No.37578590

>>37578520
I mean I'm on a course for a career path I'm really enjoying (arborist) but I think I'm too busted for the relationship thing

>> No.37578805

>>37577837
I don't think a psychologist would have much trouble understanding his motivations. At most, a brain scan and blood check would've been useful to see what stopped his inhibitions from kicking in.

>> No.37579035

>>37577837
I think he even said at one point in the recordings that what he was doing by making the bomb was an act of "love"
>God I just want to dissect his mind
Watch the tapes, then. Best way to understand his mind. Still quite interesting, and relevant to understanding how some people who are isolated get so mentally fucked up and go off the rails. I'm sure that there are modern Ricardo Lopez types among vtuber fans. They don't need to be derided for finding comfort and relief in vtubers or other mediums, which is can be directly paralleled to Ricardo Lopez finding comfort in Bjork and her music. But it certainly needs to be looked into and understood more from and empathetic perspective instead of being mocked as just "irredeemable incels", especially if the MSM and all these people are going to complain and worry about how certain downtrodden lonely types are labelled "the biggest threats" to their domestic safety

>> No.37579170

>>37578805
I don't so much mean in a calculated conclusionary way that's useful for filing a report, I just mean push him to state his retarded motivations instead of dance around the issue like he was in that video
Basically just asking him "why" these things matter repeatedly and watch him flounder

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>>37578578
>it's far too rare to be worried about
It is by no means "far too rare". People, specifically women, who aren't famous at all get stalked and harassed often enough for it to be a common enough problem that many speak up about. It's usually by a vindictive ex, but sometimes it could just be some random creep to whom she has very little or no connection that met her somehow. Now consider the fact that even low level internet personalities at around 10k or less followers/subscribers attract handfuls of creeps and stalkers. Now consider individuals with 100k subscribers/followers. How about 1 million subs and up? And Björk herself? What about some mainstream international megastar even more famous than Björk? Also keep in mind that some people just get stalked more than others regardless of how actually famous they are, but rather the types of fans they attract and/or how "desirable" they are to said fans. Some 5k subscribers YouTuber girl might just attract legions of stalker fans, whether it be because she panders to certain people, or certain people instead found her and see certain "desirable" qualities about her.
>Notice how one of the few examples are of a failed attempt
Just because it was a prominent example doesn't make it "one of the few examples." And just because it was a "failed attempt" doesn't mean it's any less worrisome for prominent people in the spotlight.

>> No.37580686

>>37580502
hololive has some of the most paranoid fans I've seen

>no bro you don't get it they'll track her from the reflection in the eye it happens ALL THE TIME

>> No.37580749

>>37580686
NTA but you seriously underestimate the level of obsessive autism some people have

>> No.37580809

>>37580749
I do not

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37580925

At least there's a replacement now.

>> No.37580937

>>37580686
people can and do already get a good idea of the whereabouts of a chuuba based on what information is said on stream, now consider if the chuuba accidentally shows a product or even just a fucking door that is specific to a certain region or even hypespecific location, like a hotel or something. that already narrows things down immensely.
i mean nigga, a somewhat recent example from a couple years ago is HWNDU and how /pol/anons tracked that flag shit down in no time flat

>> No.37580945

>>37580502
No one is getting murdered and vtubers are even more secure against such things.
Nearly all problems for women are caused by someone close to them, such as the vindictive ex you mentioned, but that has nothing to do with being a streamer or celebrity.

>> No.37581056

>>37580686
They just really want to make people afraid even though the statistics don't support their nonsense.

>> No.37581080

>>37580945
if only grimmie was still around :^)

>> No.37581084 [DELETED] 

>>37568522
And all this grief could have been avoided if you had just checked the early life section of her profile before becoming invested.

>> No.37581105

>>37581084
She's Jewish?

>> No.37581128

>>37581056
why is the shark so afraid of interacting with her chumbuds tho

>> No.37581149

>>37580937
reminder the Rushia rrat was based on the fact that her and what's his face had similar utensils

>> No.37581253 [DELETED] 

>>37581105
Atlantean.

>> No.37581872

>>37581253
>delet means isreal
AIIIEEEEEEE

>> No.37581991

Nah she is best because she is the only EN to not even acknowledge the homo's existence. Everyone else has some way or another

>> No.37582386

>>37581991
>he has such a beautiful voice

>> No.37582538

>>37580937
So why hasn't that happened with any of the ENs that do basically dox their locations themselves and everyone knows where they will be? Or is your argument that chumbuds are schizos that should be neutered? If that's the case I agree but even then at the absolute a schizo will take the effort to track her down to simply ask for her autograph akwardly, not kidnap her

>> No.37582937

>>37580502
>random creep to whom she has very little or no connection that met her somehow
Never happens. It's always an ex or co-worker. Stop believing everything you read on reddit.

>> No.37582967

>>37582386
Did you expect her to sit in silence when presented with a video in the middle of a con? Come on now she is not a monster

>> No.37583318

>>37568522
lol why are kfp like this?

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37583542

>>37583318
Not KFP. Just an lolcow incel. They think they can scare v-tubers into graduation. It is the female/tranny version of kiwifarms. Jealousy and anger is what drives them.

>> No.37583568

>>37570112
purelly anecdotical, nobody gives a FUCK about your sister

>> No.37583656

>>37582937
a co-worker can be a person to whom she has little connection

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