/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>37309919
>Twitter is dying
It isn't though

>>37309919
>Twitter is dying
What tweet made you believe this?

>>37309919
Elon's just gonna hire some inexperienced or foreigners for dirt cheap (compared to what they should be making normally) to keep it alive.

>>37309977
>>37310020
Twitter workers walking out because Elon gave them an ultimatum to either work at slave wage with no breaks, or quit.

That'll be $8 OP

>>37310056
>or quit.
Or get a 3 months pay severance package right before the holidays in a field where you can have a new job tomorrow*

>>37309919
You have to be in awe at how quickly conservatives destroy whatever they touch.

Do companies like Cover and All Color have a back up plan on what to use when Twitter dies due to Musk being a retard?

>>37310056
>Twitter workers walking out
This can only improve twitter

>>37310056
>Purging the useless deadweights
>Dying
Sounds like he's doing pretty good to me. Also
>at slave wage
he's literally known for asking for backbreaking hours and high work demand but for damn good pay.

>>37310152
>>37310176
>t. elon

>>37310056
>6 figures with benefits/amenities fit for Royalty
>slave wages

La mow

>>37310128
He's not exactly known for being a smart person. He doesn't understand that tesla/SpaceX can get away with abusing employees because it's the only place to make electric cars and rockets.
Meanwhile twitter is a generic web dev job. He thinks he can keep it running with h2b poo in loos.
If he understood supply and demand he wouldn't have put himself in a hole like a retard.

>>37310056
>a boss fired his lazy employees
Oh, it must certainly be dead now...

>>37310056
>twitter employees walking out because they have to work more than four hours a week now
oh no

>Thread about posting tweets
>Only two images with actual tweets in them
I don't know why I expect anything from this site anymore

>>37310056
This is who says that twitter is dead https://twitter.com/juicemaster/status/1592600890355372032

>>37310433
>Twitter is dying, post your favorite chuuba tweets.
Maybe try “Post your favorite chuuba tweets” alone, next time.

>>37310433
You knew what you were doing OP. Go to /b/

>>37310605
This is like a parody of an overly cushy workplace only whiny pretentious bitches would work at in some cartoon. Is the Babylon Bee in charge of writing reality now?

>>37310056
>the man who made this painting died yesterday... soon the painting will surely vanish

Twitter is not dying you're all retarded trend hoppers

>>37310605
>red wine on a tap
These people have never worked a day in their lives
Fucking parasites

why are the second stage of ALL starters always so fucking weirlooking?

>>37310856
All tech companies are like that.

>>37310056
silicon valley crackers working so hard :(

>>37311062
They're called deadbeats for a reason

>>37309919
your friends got fired few weeks ago, right pau li

>>37310056
twitter is massively overstaffed. instagram only had something like 500 employees while twitter had over 7500 before the layoffs. i'm sure some competent and actually necessary people are leaving which will make things difficult, but the vast majority of those gone won't even need to be replaced.

Nahhhhh the elon dick eating crazy

>>37309919
>Twitter is dying
fuck i wish. twitter and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>37310145
Tumblr just crashed due to all the new account sign-ups

>>37312021
Finna sussy af frfr! SHEEESH! *does the dougie*

>>37312021
hi kyo

>>37312351

>>37310399
Oh what horror.

>>37312385
No cap? On god? Fo rill?

>>37310605
>>37311499
The problem is being overstaffed and cushy is the norm in the tech industry. Elon will have a hard time getting employees if he expects them to work hard.

>>37310056
100k per year salary is a slave wage, kek. Retard talk like he ever work in his life.

>>37312914
100k isnt alot if you have to live in the city to work

>>37313093
Whose fault is that?

>>37312792
His entire payroll department left. California has VERY harsh fines for being late with employee payments. Dude should have just burned that 44B.

>>37313118
Elon's

>>37312914
Anon, I make double that, doing less, as an accountant.
Also 100k is not a lot given cost of living.

If Elon wins, cool, twitter might become worthwhile, probably not though. If Elon loses, cool, twitter dies.

>>37313256
Fellow accountant bro. Are you at big 4? I'm in gov and the pay is atrocious. But 40 hour a week is so nice since I hear 80 a week is normal in big firms.

>>37313301
This is the only correct take ITT

>>37310052
So he's gonna pull Susan?

>>37310056
Slave wage was too good for them. They were getting paid to collude with the DHS and suppress info along political partisan lines. They should all be in jail.

>>37313301
It’s really just that simple.

>>37313256
>>37313093
Your average senior engineer at Twitter made more than 200k. I'm sure Elon can even pay them more if they are actually important.

>>37310209
>t. elon
t. someone who unironically thinks that gender is a spectrum

>>37309919
Elon going to troll everyone like always and I going to enjoy it :)

>>37313458
Based to the bone

>>37310056
twitter monkeys literally sip premium chai lattes and eat gourmet buffet food while sitting on 2 hour long meetings at work and then check emails then phone it in for the day

>>37310281
Twitter already pays ~15% below comparable companies, and now he wants you to also work twice the hours. You have to be a retarded wageslave to accept that

>>37310605
Holy shit I hate her voice.

>>37310949

>>37313708
Good thing all the other companies have hiring freezes.

>>37310399
How are mutts so beholden to their owners they defend a 80hour week? Do you think if you come to the muskrats rescue he will lift you up to a billionaire too?

>>37313708
working twice as much sounds more than it is when they barely work at all. their productivity is laughably poor.

>>37313913
Anon, any civilized country works 8 hours, 5 days a week. Being made to work 16 hours, for 5 days a week, is dumb as shit, the US isn't addicted to working like Japan is, and for good reason.

>>37309919
>Even vtsisters believe this shit
So 80% of people are idiots? Its time to become in swindler!

>>37313708
So? With all the people "resigning" (they're fired, let's be realistic) he'll save a load on pay, then just give the people he asks to do an insane amount of work a big pay raise, that's always been his MO. Same with Tesla and SpaceX, he asks for some unreasonable amount of shit, you say "you're crazy there's no way I'm doing that" and then he stuffs a load of cash in your face so you shut the fuck up. Few, well payed, highly efficient employees are WAY better than whatever the fuck was going on at twitter before.

Why do you leftoid chuds always pretend you care about workers and their conditions ONLY when you can fit your ideology into it?
Otherwise, you laugh at people with no power getting fired all the time. And in this case, nobody was fired they resigned themselves.

>>37314101
yeah just from the writing style I can tell you're very smart anon

I live in a cave. What's happening to twitter?

>>37314101
Only Elon dicksuckers would defend an idiot like him when he shit up twitter within a few weeks due to his incompetence.

can we just post funny tweets

>>37314332
>shitting up an ocean of shit
Wew lad, that’s unbelievable!

>>37314341
Blame OP, both for his choice of words AND making the thread to begin with.

>>37313189
He's just going to have staff from his other companies pick up the slack like he did right before he look over.

Dude is on the ball and his workers have his back, leftoons are not gonna outplay him.

>>37314323
Nothing, Elon trolling leftards and they go crazy saying twitter shutdown

>>37314332
Sure dipshit, not like activists got advertisers to pull support immediately despite Elon being willing to kneel to them somewhat because Elon is a centrist and they can't even handle that without freaking out and throwing tantrums. Oh wait, that is exactly what happened.
Don't worry buttercup, people paying for their blue checkmarks will make the company self-sustaining. And plenty of programmers will work for less to be part of a free speech platform, trust me.

Let's be honest. Twitter will just be outsourced to pajeets or SEA.

>>37314449
Elon is a far right shithead. He is not centrist by any means.

I can tell none of you work at a FAANG company because of the dramatic over exaggerations and banal platitudes you're spitting. Learn to code, then maybe you can weigh in on how to manage Twitter, a tech company, over a billionaire with proven experience and success in the technology sector.

>>37314323
draconian company restructuring (aka most employees gone) because giant space retard made a financial mistake and can't into social media, spike in outages, revolts in and outside their HQs tonight & if auxiliary datacenters go offline the only people who could potentially bring the platform back online without having ALL of twitter's data corrupted/reset have already left the company

>>37314478
Proof?

>>37314076
>the US isn't addicted to working like Japan is
It is

>>37314494
He told people to vote republican just a few weeks ago.

>>37314422
just look at his fucking "tweets" anon you CANNOT be this pathetic

>>37314478
Anything right of Stalin is far right to you people lmao

>>37314519
>republican
>far right
LMAO.

>>37314540
People been saying per hour "the site shut, going shut" and still there and he keep the meme, yeah, it's going down

Why do liberals complain so much?

>Elon getting rid of trannies and leeches from diversity hires
Sounds like based to me

>>37314718
They have gotten used to such absolute power in all institutions (beyond the burger supreme court) that any pushback, no matter how slight, is violence to them.

>>37314449
>despite Elon being willing to kneel to them somewhat

>>37314332
>shit up
Japan says it is better than ever.

>>37314491
lmao how underage are you

>>37314765
>>37314718
Are you LARPing as retards or is this real

>>37314825
>Man, Twitter hasn't been doing great financially. Let's keep catering to the same parasitic liberal audience who actively hate me for existing and implement their ideas on the site, that'll surely bring about success!

>>37314849
cool argument anon-kun
if you're wondering about that last part see >>37313801 and if you're wondering who the source is literally just look him up

>>37314895
Misclick? Your reply doesn't relate to the post you're replying to

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593494261038649344
This is what you retards are defending

>T-Twitter will die for sure this time! B-believe me!
t. Redditor who got BTFO of Insta and Twitter because he can only get pity reddit updoots and can't acquire actual clout from being successful and attractive

>>37314151
Lmao the absolute state of mutts. How did they beat workers rights so hard out of you? You constantly get cucked by one of the most powerful unions in the world, their members literally killing you with no repercussions and you slaves still argue it is right to work more for less and unions are useless, all so daddies musk and bezos can make more money.

This thread is full of Elon dicksuckers trying to compete who can suck his dick the most lmao

>>37314101
>Even vtsisters believe this shit
There's a healthy population of /vt/ posters who are still bickering about stuff because they took some blatant shitposting at face value on /jp/ nearly 3 years ago. We're all retarded here.

>>37314953
You didn’t hear? Journalists got punked by some pranksters who claimed their names were ligma and Johnson, and that they were fired by Elon.

>>37315022
He's liberal, he doesn't understand jokes anon.

>>37315000
pronouns?

Yawn.

>>37314961
>>37314895
>>37314702
>>37314449
Why are ESLs so terrible at blending in? And why do they talk about complex subjects while knowing none of the facts?

>>37314499
It isn't, the Japs work so much because of sociatal pressure stemming from cultural reasons. The US is working so much because we are literally enslaved to a ruling class by rent and cost of living.

>>37314908
Elon has fuck you money. Someone else will take the job and nothing will happen other than twittards crying.

>>37312914
It is when you live in CA and spend 90% of that on rent.

>>37315012
>blatant shitposting
Revisionism is fun

>>37313093
Where the fuck do you live where that isn't a lot. Min wage in MA gets you only 30k a year if your lucky.

>>37315022
They were hired back by the way
>>37315091
>my ship may have no crew and I may not know how to work a helm, but at least we're floating and we're full of passengers!

>>37315091
>Out server loads are increasing while the companies financing us are leaving.
Cool.

>>37315130
>Enslaved by a ruling class
LMAO nigger you live in America go to somewhere like Burkina Faso if you want to know what it's like to be enslaved. If you're an adult and you seriously can't pay for your cost of living you fucked up. I literally skated by high school, went to community college, and got a 70k starting salary in Florida. Unironically pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Hate that as an American I'm being associated with leeches like you.

>>37310145
Instagram

>>37314323
Elon is tanking it into the ground. I mean who cares if people depend on having a twitter profile for livelihood amirite ?

>>37315160
I guess that's why you guys have been doing it since you saw your first clips. Meanwhile I got to watch vtuber threads evolve from week-long dead threads talking about Siro's sideboob in 2017 to whatever you wanna call /vt/.

>>37314449
it's not the "le activists", stop parroting Elon. it's becoming an unstable platform to advertise on.

>>37315091
All of their financiers may have pulled out. And they cut off 90% of their staff, and the office is closed for the next week, but there's a bunch of people posting what alternate social media they have!

Twitter isn't worth defending but neither is this reddit faggot.

>>37315132
Even with all the fuck-you money in the world, if he can't get the original designers & developers of the datacenter architecture back and aux. servers go offline, he is screwed. He could get it running again, sure, but data would be irreparably corrupted and probably reset.

>>37315277
The difference is in the chains. Just because one is worse doesn't mean the other doesn't exist. More Americans than ever are living paycheck to paycheck with no savings, buying mostly necessities. They literally can't offend their employer (including joining a union) without risking to go homeless. That's not much different from serfdom.

>>37315382
>>37315276
>>37315275
>There's no way Trump will win the election in 2020!
>Twitter is going to die!
You are here
>There's no way Trump is going to win the election in 2024!
Liberals always get it wrong, so whatever they predict, always go with the opposite.

>>37315132
I wonder if fuck you money can save you if you are 20B$ in debt with the Saudis. Just don't enter any embassy I guess.

>>37315436
You're right, every random bullshit far-right prediction I've read on /pol/ has come true. They're always right. Even the one right now about Biden currently being dead and the White House covering it up, that's also gonna be right. I expect the news to report his death in the coming days.

>>37315436
You are mentally ill. No one talked about your senile traitor Daddy.

>>37315312
The only people worth a fuck that makes a "living" off of Twitter are Japanese artists and they are happy Elon is there and will be even happier when all the kiddies QRT them to kill themselves because a skin tone is off by a hair, are gone.

>>37315408

>>37315275
>They were hired back by the way
They weren’t even real employees.

>>37315551
yes anon I'm sure they were very happy when he broke 2FA just like Okayu is happy that she can't change her display name. they'll also be very very happy when their inbox stop working and they can't take comms.

>>37315276
>>37315275
Poor Americuck lefty buttmad at a richman cuz they too poor ;^))

Slice dem wrist baby

>>37314462
honestly this
if oppressed americans won't work in a slightly worse conditions that luxury then SIRS will do it for even cheaper

>>37315678
pity (you)

>>37315650
Y...you know that codes dont just suddenly stop working you fucking mongoloid?
Do you need help breathing with such a slowed down mental capacity?
Does momma know you are on the Pc now boy?

>>37315720
Still poor/still mad :)

>>37315765
ESL-kun, everyone you're replying to can smell your retardation from a mile away so your burns fall flat. Stop posting on cooldown and go back to your Duolingo English classes.

>>37315650

>>37315765
"codes" just stop working if you take down the process that runs them.

>>37315869
Cant hear you Amerloc, with that black cock down your throat, all we hear is
>WERE AMERIKEK
You got anything other than "MUh ESL ahahah" or thats the limit of your superior English faggot?

>>37315022
>>37315275
>They were hired back by the way
Imagine being this retarded.

>>37315911
Please never work in anything related to programming or pc's

>>37315957
>Amerloc
ah bah tiens, je peux t'appeler retardé dans ma langue natale aussi chouette

>>37311364

>>37315997
I have more than 20 years of programming experience. Please fuck off.

>>37316145
Raus, deadbeat.

This is weeks old news. Those troons have been getting fired, they're not quitting.

Get on with the times and get new bait slowpoke.

>>37316100
Comence par arreter de boir ton cheque de bs tarlouze, lache ton 2 pouce pis respir el fif. Comence par fixer ton esti de vie de marde avant se pleurer "twitter".
Merite detre abatus des felluete comme toi

>>37315997
>pc's
ESL... your duolingo reps...
Also, let us know what your programming experience is. As a fullstack dev with 7 years of experience in the field I can indeed confirm that code doesn't run if it's not executed by a process.

I've been shorting TSLA since the start of the year so np. Anything that kicks Elon in the sack is a big W for me.

>>37315024
Asking the real questions there pal

>>37316263
Sorry couldn't understand your Obese English. Try harder

I dont even understand why twitter needs a single employee, why do they have so many?

>>37316253
>ton esti
>we've been wasting our time trying to reason with a quebecnigger this whole time
Sigh.

I've never seen someone clearly lose an argument with such fervor and determination. Godspeed, ESL-kun.

>>37316312
>the only respectable people in the whole of canada
>actual patriots and nationalist
>protect their culture and language

Yes, keep crying Canadian.

>>37316352
>argument
? That twitter is not dying?
Totally lost that one yeah.

>>37316253
i'm sorry but I think I should let you know I read this post again with the quebecquois accent and hurt my back laughing
quebectards with their savage dumbed down version of french and their duck-sounding voices trying to sound aggressive/insulting is the cutest and funniest shit I've ever read

>>37316263
Not the SEA-fag but fork in C does allow for generating assemblies on the fly to run in a separate process, so technically you could just run code that will just loop infinitely without starting any processes.

Besides the point, which is just you can no longer doomscroll on twitter for hours because Elon took a wreaking ball to the infrastructure and shit barely works. This still has very to do with vtubers; even those that post shit every few minutes are unaffected.

>>37316587
The point of this thread was always just to post funny chuuba tweets anyways, retards who can't follow the news and don't understand software development just had to weigh in and derail it.

Love how people want to "educate" Elon musk how to do business.
Dude just own one of the richest world company.

>>37316732
mais va dormir putain il est quasi 4h du mat chez toi non mais oh
t'as rien de mieux a faire?

>>37316732
Tesla and SpaceX are both on life support by the government. He is just scamming American taxpayers out of their money at this point.

>>37309919
>>37310056
>They wanted to destroy the site before leaving. Hire people that actually want to work. Activists can eat shit.

>>37317162
Crazy how all the employees suddenly stopped wanting to work after Elon came on. Coincidence most likely

>>37315428
should of had better parents that actually taught you how shit works. its a roll of the dice if you get born to retarded parents you are biblically fucked

>>37317249
>twitter employees
>work
He probably reduced how often they get free red wine refills and cut down on meditation time down from 6 hours to 1. Literally inhumane work conditions.

>>37317249
>Fucking retard living in under the rock

>>37310056
Proof?

>>37317284
>"I think you are wrong and I will now proceed to suck my own cock"
insightful post

>>37309919
>>Twitter is dying
Finally, Twitter doing something good

>>37310056
So job openings at Twitter in the near future?

explain how twitter will die and also explain what the people working there actually did
I can't thing of a single positive feature twitter has ever introduced

>>37317377
keep deflecting, you had terrible parents that taught you nothing and you will spend the rest of your life blaming everything and anyone else for your shortcomings, thats what you broke faggots do. Its always someone else.

>>37309919
Twitter is better than ever now that based Elon is making troons leave en masse. Soon Trump will return and the good times will roll

>>37317425
No don't you understand? You NEED 5000 tranny programmers to keep a site that is a glorified 140 character bulletin board running!

>>37310056
stop parroting misinformation

>>37309919
>losing 44 billions
>most of twitter was big corpos/racist chuddys/politicians who can fuck him up
>pissing off his own people and ruining everything
????????

I only feel bad for all the vtubers who used it.

>>37317590
>feel bad for all the vtubers
Do you not see this is a golden opportunity for Hololive and Niji to literally take over Twitter as the majority influence?

>>37315407
nice fanfic

>>37317590
>Unironically using a variant of chud
You are subhuman and should seriously consider suicide.

>>37310145
You need to go back.

>>37316304
unironically content teams pushing agendas for different geopolitical regions, my trending page is so bland now, it's all automated by the algorithm, if only it could push more vtuber topics up

>>37315091
>>37317590

>>37314519
>half the country is far right

>>37314953
>a bunch of butthurt losers in the replies saying "ratio"
>10.3K Retweets 3,394 Quote Tweets 124.1K Likes
kino

>>37314971
>cucked by one of the most powerful unions in the world, their members literally killing you
wat

>>37315407
>but data would be irreparably corrupted and probably reset.
Starting from zero without all the retards that would leave for whatever reason wouldn't be too bad.

>>37316367
To protect their culture, they would have to have one in the first place.

>>37315407
Retard

>>37318001
>what is the NAPO

>>37318235
they used to have one, like the EU it has been erroded by mixxing it all up for that diversity is our strength BS. Meanwhile Islam has never been stronger, and asians gatekeep hard.
Hell even mexico is moving to kick out whiteys that want to remotework from there cause it messes with their housing and pricing situation.

>>37315168
in the city the rent is insane.

>>37313502
No wonder all the social media and youtube are not profitable when you got 7 layers of managers and social media expert earning more than them while doing squart all day.

>>37310056
>Twitter workers walking out
twitter workers are retarded diversity hires who write less than 100 lines of code every year

>>37314462
Well then it’s going to detonate in 2 weeks. Have you seen pajeet code?

>>37310056
>tech workers
oh nyo, what is he going to do now

>>37317346
>Living in under the rock
Do Pajeets think if they defend Elon enough he’ll hire them?

>>37309919
>wait_like_actual_monkeys.txt

>>37318816
As someone that works in electrical it took me 5 replays to understand what I was watching when I first came across this vid.

>>37319009
You wish you could work as hard as this strong woman

>>37319030
no but seriously, what does she do?

>>37319090
boy what DOESNT she do! look at that strong woman go!

>>37319090
if you're working in a tech company, you're getting paid for not doing anything. They hire 10 people who actually do the coding and the rest are just diversity hires who sit around and socialize to make the company seem young and friendly

>>37318816
>>37319159
There’s an adage that speaks to the tune of
>10% of the workers do 90% of the work
or something similar. I’m sure this is much the same.

>>37314076
again, they weren't productive 8 hours a day. american people have become notorious for slacking off nowadays, a culture that musk is trying to fix. you'll have to work, especially if you want to become independent of china again. i don't understand why americans have become so fucking entitled and divorced from reality.

>>37319264
Well he's now at 3% of the amount of workers he started with and morale is at historic lows. I'm sure that's gonna go over fine

Oh no
anyway

>>37319291
I mean, he can just enforce work within the 8 hours, not double the time spent in office.
He effectively created 16 hours of non-productive work days instead of 8.

>thread still up
>only "nazi chud" posts deleted
>seething troons like >>37314491 and >>37315312 left alone
Elon please but 4chan too

>>37314151
Anyone with any talent took the severance pay. The only ones left are pajeets who can't leave because of their VISA issues. I predict it will all crash sunday when the world cup starts.

>>37319508
buy*

>>37319451
that's their own fault for drinking beer and playing ping pong during work hours. what's funny is that these people mostly consider themselves leftists and socialists, as if they could slack off under stalin or something. fucking hilarious.

>>37314332
Seethe, cope, and dilate

>>37319508
It's bad enough with SEAmonkeys, imagine if the pajeets started posting en masse here as well

>>37319548
>imagine if the pajeets started posting en masse here as well
Anon...

>>37319562

>>37317590
Elon is just retarded and the checkmark incident proved it. He literally backpedaled within days because the thing that everyone predicted would happen, happened.

>>37319508
I’d like to see that hit the media.
>Eronu Musku has bought yonchanneru
Imagine the metric ton of glowposting to follow.

>>37309919

Fun Facts : Americans already work under worse working conditions than Japs.

>>37314164
This. They're seething because it's leftists fags losing their jobs but these same fuckers mocked coal miners for being laid off.

>>37310605
This fucking people are the embodiment of entitlement and their work is basically a nursery for adults.

>>37310056
>It's the end of twitter because the boss isn't paying for free lunches and firing people for insubordination against their new boss.
>You know, the thing everyone job in the world would do.
Twitter is a microcosm of people detached from reality. People believing things on there before they verify the validity of the claim. Screaming at the top of their lungs the end of the world because of mirror incidents. Might as well just rename it to Chicken Little or Boy Who Cried Wolf at this point. If losing a social media account is the end of the world to you, then you really didn't have much of a life. Such sites rise and fall with the ebb on the internet. It's really not that big a deal.

Intresting how dying platform works the same as usual. Where is dying part?

>>37319725
Most countries have comparable or higher suicide stats than Japan as well but it's not like anyone believes that either. For some reason Japan just has to be painted as this dystopian place to live.

>>37319593
>it's real

Staged & hyperbolic reactions. You all got played. Dilate.

>>37318816
What the hell?

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880

my favorite gura tweet

>>37318046
buddy dude my man. if Twitter lost all the data it’s basically dead. even if u went “we will restart at Twitter 2.0!” nobody want to go to a social media site where their data might get nuked without any warning

You wanted to know the level of infiltration on /v/?
Just look at all the retards crying over Twitter employees getting fired or Twitter, a company that has never ever made any money just like Netflix, might go bankrupt... Like who gives a flying fuck other that fucking troon freaks and retardera? Like fucking blow your brains out you fucking loony troons. Just do it.
Elon buying Twitter is the best thing that could have ever happened to that garbage site.

>>37319817
Japan was ahead of the dystopia curve I guess, all the stuff people complain about Japan like crowded public transportation, long work hours, suicide rates, etc. are now just as bad or even worse in most western countries.

>>37310056
>t.CNN watcher

I'm honestly kinda shocked Hololive hasn't shilled additional social media sites as a backup if twitter goes down so they can keep the fan art and other interactions rolling.

>>37320206
But it's so sad. They work very hard at their yoga sessions, teamwork exercises, meetings and meditation. They deserve that avocado toast and red wine on tap, if anything their 6 figure salary is underpaying them, especially as the moment the last guys left Japanese people suddenly found more hololive trends and less KPOP and politics.

I hope the twitter employees can only get hired to work at amazon warehouses for minimum wage.

>>37320206
Twitter made money in the few years before covid... it'd be making money again if it weren't for retard elon's leveraged takeover that put all the debt from the loan onto the company.

>>37319593
Is she dumb? She could always post that

>>37320719
lol

>>37319751
Nigger, you are on /vt/, you're already detached from reality by default.

>>37320206
T. Elon.

>>37313189
part of the cost, it'd be funny if he just moved it to texas

What's the best Twitter alternative?

>>37320900
t. phone posting troon

>>37320984
it's called having irl friends

>>37320984
Truth social

>>37320984
Wherever artists go to promote their shit next. I seriously don't hope you use twitter for anything but art.

>>37320984
cave paintings

>>37310056
>slave wages
wut? they make bank and he asked them to do a normal 8 hour workda like every white-collar worker does becasue twitter has been loosing millions of dollars even before he bought it.

>>37320984
Pixiv if artists ever figure out how to post on it

>>37310056
So some useless dopes walk out and you think twitter goes down?

Lmao how desperate are you for your narratives to be true? Elon is a business man and wants twitter to stop being a cespool and actually make money instead of relying on saudi money.

i like this one.
twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1511011921495011328

>>37320984
YouTube community posts

>>37320206
Sorry, I thought I was on /v/. Of-course /vt/ it's like 50% trannies and care about this twitter drama. You niggers live for this.

>>37321050
Well I was imagining a hypothetical situation where Twitter dies tomorrow, and all the vtubers, artists etc still will want something to make announcements, post and repost art, keep in touch with fans, etc.

>>37321261
Then it's definitely their youtube channels, until cover finds a replacement

>>37319751
Defending a businessman is as bad or even worse than living in a "detached from reality" world, even a politician can be less corrupted and criminal than them.

>>37310605
Kek I know these kinds of useless diversity hire window dressings all too well.
Disgusting.
Every single woman depicted in that vid including the one filming it do fucking jack fucking shit and if they just suddenly disappeared into a hole in the ground nobody would notice, certainly not the company itself.
Productivity wouldn't be hampered in the slightest; it would be like they were never there at all.
>multiple useless "meetings" all day interspersed with wine and matchafrappesoylatte
lmao
Good riddance.

You know that they were spending $400 per person per day for food? Even when there were minimal staff in the office. More kitchen staff at work some days than actual twitter employees.
I don't particularly like musk but I hope he burns it all down.

>>37318816
All this is over exagerated garbage. I'm a software developer and the in office benefits are all there to keep you trapped inside the office and a lot of corps pay you less because they consider office benefits to be part of your pay benefits.
It's fucking retarded, just give me my money.

>>37321023
I'd rather be a troon than offer my ass to the billionarie, ameritard.

>>37321463
>Every single woman depicted in that vid including the one filming it do fucking jack fucking shit and if they just suddenly disappeared into a hole in the ground nobody would notice, certainly not the company itself.
>Productivity wouldn't be hampered in the slightest; it would be like they were never there at all.

Let's not act like your family would notice if you were to not leave your room for more than a week.

>>37309977
>It isn't though
you must believe the propaganda

>>37321944
>t.twitter troon

The site supposed to be dead like 11-12 hours ago...yep very dead ...

>>37309919
>twitter is dying anon! just watch!
It has already been "dying" for a month without nothing changing except the amount of people saying it's dying, just watch

>>37313301
/thread
nothing of value will be lost either way, just enjoy the shitstorm

>>37309919
Can't die, worst case it gets sold for fraction of it's value.
Actually it is Musk so he might dissolve it out of spite.

>trannies can't do nothing for hours and get paid anymore
>useless HR women and political activists fired
>algorithm becoming neutral, trending reflecting actually popular things
TWITTER IS DYING!!!!!

And you have the obvious retarded lefties like Mori and Kiara parroting this shit about Twitter going down. It ain't going anywhere. Stop listening to retards

>>37323555
2 more weeks

>>37309919
Another billionaire will just buy it for far cheaper than what Elon spent on it kek.

>>37324497
it needs people
to keep it
up

>>37324429
I'm really not that affected since I only follow fanart and coom artitsts.
I only noticed this "twitter dying" when EN artists started doomposting.

>>37310605
What I don't understand is why Twitter has like a million of employees. Compare Twitter from 10 years ago to now and basically nothing has changed other than become more politically slanted towards the left. She claims to be working on tons of projects but kind of projects? Doing what? They literally took years just to raise the character count of posts.

>>37319508
>Elon please buy 4chan too
would he be a better owner than hiro?

>>37320749
>>37319835
>>37319593

>>37324609
>diversity hires
>people

>>37324816
At least he wont ban you so you're more likely to buy a pass, I guess.

>>37324928
based

>>37324816
>buys 4chan
>closes all boards except for /b/, /pol/ and /hm/

>>37325193
site is becoming unstable. your oshi uses the site for her work. how is that related to le left.

>>37310056
>Twitter workers
What is there to work on?

>>37324833
this whole thing is retarded. most of twitter was made up of consultants doing pointless meetings. programmers maintaining the site is a small percentage of all tech companies.

>>37325250
Elon's a chumbud, there's no way he disappears /ggg/.

>>37324609
Retards like this think Twitter employees power the servers by pedaling electric bikes.

>>37325298
Where's that image of that boogievox guy saying "we don't get any views from twitter" when I need it. Also, no it's not dying.

>>37310605
its funny watching every gormless retard in this thread reply to this corporate PR as if its actual reality and not some botted up loser making tiktoks about how epic their life is and how you should want it

>>37324816
having an actual moderation and not a discord of SEA trannies could be a good start

>/vt/ - Virtual YouTubers

>>37317162
Who are you quoting?

>>37310056
>either work at slave wage with no breaks, or quit.
Are you sure it's that and not him no longer censoring the #libtard_hate and #YWNBAW and the like hashtags I'm flooded with lately?

>>37310056
>Twitter workers
You mean Twitter meeting attenders, you could probably keep it running with like 10 people.

>>37324609
this >>37318816 is your average tech company "worker". You don't need "people" like these to keep it up

Who the fuck cares about twitter?

>>37325193
>cable companies are based because le SJWs hate them
Do you enjoy being this dumb?

>>37326157
this board was literally made for twitter tourists

>>37310056
>Twitter workers walking out
You call this work?
https://youtu.be/X5TZVhKDwpk

>>37310052
I don't imagine they'll be much worse then twitters former staff.

>>37325298
If your oshi is forcing third party apps on her fans to "work" then your oshi is retarded on the first place. There are youtube comment sections and community boards to post your food pictures. You don't need to force data mining sites on your fans.

>>37326146
>A faulty generalization is an informal fallacy wherein a conclusion is drawn about all or many instances of a phenomenon on the basis of one or a few instances of that phenomenon.

>>37326605
yes I'm sure the women and trannies at twitter work really hard

What will Elon do when 5/6 of his employees quit, huh?!

>>37326605
>muh definitions
not so funny, ain't it?

>>37310056
ask me how i know that you are a homobeggar?

Is this really what you people come to /vt/ to do? Argue about the status of social media companies? There's an entire other board you can do that on.

>>37326605
Whoever was doing actual work at twitter wont be doing walkout, only the idiots who dont see how fragile their position is .

>>37321653
Sadly, they will never just give you that money, because said office benefits go back to them.

>>37321653
get a real job then retard

>>37327126
Any big board is full of reddit/twitter and /pol/tard tourists, at least this thread is containing them

>>37327126
Your oshis a whore, happy with the usual /vt/ level of conversation? now get the fuck out, we're making fun of the zoomer workforce.

>>37327205
I wish they'd at least bitch about what the potential politics are of given chuubas and how retarded they are. At least that would be more on topic. Picrel.

>>37310056
It's a fucking website. All it needs is some computer in some datacenter to run. Just because there isn't a gender equality consultant at the office anymore, doesn't mean that the site is going down.

I like twitter scrolling.
I haven't noticed anything different when twitterscrolling, except the occasional complaint about twitter.

>>37324816
I'm not going to say that hiro is a "good" administrator in the active sense, but he understands one thing (or defers it to someone who does):
One of the biggest draws that keeps people coming back here over other website is a LACK of enforced standards beyond the rules, which are so reserved that they intentionally enable a lot of conversation that most people (outside of 4chan) would actually want moderated away, and accordingly most people use other services.
As such people both happily and unhappily come back for the content the love-or-hate but crave regardless. The vast, vast majority of people even interested in buying 4chan and who can afford it would absolutely fuck it up in short order trying to get blood from that stone, even worse than Musk is doing to Twitter.

One thing to realize about 4chan that answers a lot of meta drama is that the site is really only driven by moderation in terms of keeping it mostly topical if the board has one, keeping obvious advertising/bots at bay, keeping the site legally up (increasingly difficult per traffic, doesn't scale well), etc. 4chan is mostly normalized and stereotyped by anons posting, and most headaches you personally encounter likely result from someone(s) with the same access to the site as you, likely just with a different flavor of autism. Like pic related, which is no longer super-drama-bait, had no real solution that I see moderation solving because anons on both sides were using it intentionally to be annoying/derailing for their own entertainment, so beyond knocking people on both sides for trolling (which they actually are, but oddly enough doesn't help if enough people actually find it compelling or even fun), the actual best thing was probably to let people grow bored of the bait and move on to some other autism.

What would actually happen if someone like >>37325697 got their wish is that the site would become redundant compared to all the boogeyman sites anons bemoan, since pretty much all 4chan really has going for it for its current size is a unique community that has no equivalent in the West. Just look at other imageboards to see how popular the site concept itself really is (extremely niche). There is actually something of value lost if the catalog is sanitized and agreeable to (You) without manual filters, as that implies a lot of potential threads and replies of neutral/low-negative value being snuffed out as well. That doesn't mean it would "die," but 4chan would become a site that would struggle much more to attract any new posters and would start noticeably shrinking in traffic/speed over time, where now it is pretty stable.

and yes I've been reddit-spacing since I learned how to use Word in like 2003, if you want I can scrunch the newlines out and make it harder to read if that's all you can reply about

>>37327292
Melody seems like a nice girl.

>>37327407
https://twitter.com/projektmelody/status/1540393210287112194

>>37309919
>>37310056
Wow butthurt superfluous workers get mad and claim the sky is falling because their employer is drastically downsizing their bloated fuckheap of a safe space for ads. Cry me a river.

>>37327126
I'm sure we'll miss that fourth Ame is in decline thread.

>>37327548
At least it would be appropriate to the board.

>>37327407
Most people who can get over someone being an explicit pervert would notice that. Some streamers put on a very thick persona and some put on next to none at all, and Melody from what I've seen is pretty cleanly in the latter group.

>>37325696
Twitter wasted 13 million dollars per year on food no one ate because the offices are usually empty. People don't do shit there, which is why they have time to make Titktoks and pretend to do yoga during working hours.

>>37327606
I agree. I like her series on kinks where she does a pretty deep dive into them as a subject matter.
Shame she decided to ruin any likeability of her by posting about politics.

>>37327387
>spoiler
My thing against reddit spacing is that you didn't tl;dr your point. Nothing against it if your point really does need that much space.

>>37326605
cool but check this
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1592583179902271488

>>37327432
I didn’t say I agreed with her political beliefs. She is a pornographic performer and woman, it isn’t surprising she has left wing beliefs regarding such things. She just seems like she is a pretty nice person but it could just be due to her coworkers being such terrible people.

>>37327745
I didn't say I particularly cared about whether she had sensible political beliefs. She ruined her likeability by posting about politics at all. There's a reason corps don't do that shit. Beyond just turning off potential viewers who may disagree, it also tends to be a mood ruiner in general. I don't need some thot behind an avatar talking about politics. I get enough of that elsewhere.

>>37327745
>pornographic performer
umm sweaty, they're called WHORES

>>37327820
You can be a whore without being a pornographic performer.

>>37327867
And you cant be a porno performer without being a whore. Thus she's a whore.

>>37328012
She's also a human. Doesn't mean "ummm sweaty, they're called HUMANS" would be an appropriate response. Pornographic performer is still an apt, valid, accurate description and is specific to the point he's trying to make.

>>37327719
The first sentence is the grabber, second sentence is the thesis/point. That is absolutely no where near the amount of text needed to make my eyes glaze over, and I think information-wise it is pretty dense so I don't see what a tl;dr would do beyond making my point less substantiated.
I only include the spoiler because I never had to use reddit to naturally type like that, so I just add it in to catch someone who is just going to reply with that. If it is too long to be worth your time to read... maybe just ignore it and move on?

>>37327820
>>37328012
I consider all vtubers whores figuratively but real whoredom is about having sex with someone for money from that person.
Does Mel do that or just simulated sex?

>>37328103
No, I mean, your post DOES fit into the "too long to summarize without losing meaning" box. It's the "too long because retard" faggots that I hate.

Thread summary: retards with zero programming experience tell you why it's totally not concerning to have 90% of your staff quit when you manage a microservices-based global platform with the shittiest, flimsiest datacenter architecture known to man
least I got a few good laughs out of the sheer technical illiteracy on display
anything to own the libs I guess

>>37324928
Holy Moly

>>37328912
Im sure it'll collapse as soon as it doesn't have 300 niggers monitoring its heartbeats. Any day now.

>>37328912
tears delicious

>>37328912
I work for a large tech company, I see firsthand just how useless 90% of the workforce is for myself

>>37328912
get a real job faggot

>>37309919

>>37327292
Is this really what you people come to /vt/ to do? Discuss western whores who latched onto anime avatars and their potential politics instead of japanese vtubers?

>>37324833
TLDR; it's a bunch of histrionic ramblings from the mentally ill à la 2016

>>37330488
>Jewish Idoltry behind the destruction of twitter
/pol/ was right again.

>>37330990
How is a girl larping as a retarded dog destroying twitter?

>>37331415
>anon sees first ever joke in his life