/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ojisans and hags should breed.

>>37228945
Never too old, hagchad.
Be the oji-san hag breeder you've always wanted to be.

>>37228945
Congratulations on being normal anon.

>>37228945
Based oji-san
Go marry some cute genki hag

>>37228945
Imagine ever wanting to date anyone younger than 30

>>37228945
You get easy (You) from me for mentioning hag alone

>>37228945
Just wait, in another 15 years the women in MILF porn will start looking too young. “No cap” to use the vernacular parlance of the day.

>>37228945
i thought it's perfectly normal for people to be into those of their own age.

>>37228945
>into christmas cakes as a kid
>they are now younger than me
Its all so tiresome

>>37228945
I like older women I just don't like that they're older than me. I can't wait until I'm 33 and bagging christmas cakes

Same... Same age, too. Someone to grow older with is really appealing

>>37228945
You're in your prime. Go save the hags.

>>37228945
I feel the same. Hags love younger men, don't they? How can we keep hags interested in us?

>>37228945
It could be worse. You could actually have a hag gf but she doesn't want kids

>>37228945
What's the problem? It's not like they've stopped being sexy hags just because you got older

>>37232395
You know what must be done

>>37233647
She has an IUD or I already would have.

>>37228945
I become a wizard tomorrow.

>>37233895
What happens when you become a full-fleged wizard? Do they throw a party? I never read the last Harry Potter book.

>>37234056
Well my family is taking me out to dinner and then I'm going to the gym. I'll probably watch some streams too.

>>37234329
Sounds like a pretty decent day. Have a good day tomorrow.

>>37234386
Hey thanks.

>>37228945
>tfw hags are uoh

>>37232395
you idiot. thats the best scenario. who would want to bring children into this accursed dimension.

>>37232395
This would be a dream for me

>>37228945
go for those barren and desperate wombs, OP! you got this! ^_^)b

>>37233895
Same in 6 months. I'm actually ok with it surprisingly. vtubers urionically show me there are girls I like out there so I no longer feel weird for not liking the girls around me.

Hag?

Women like older men

>>37239716
EXCEPT OJOU SHE LOVES ME

>>37228945
so you are me, big deal. I will still baste mio's eggs in my baby batter.

>>37234620
I hate that you're right.
Was I better person, was this a better world, I would bring forth a life, but instead, we're all stuck in a nightmare.

What if you can find hags attractive as much as others ages, but you don't have a primary attraction for any particular group. Are we allowed here?

>>37240149
As long as you remember this is the hag appreciation thread, sure.

>>37228945
You stay away from granny.

>>37242444
But grannies are really cute in a platonic way

>>37242772
>only platonically
Coward.

>>37243629
Gotta go back some cookies with grandma if you catch my drift

>>37228945
Same
Why must we suffer

>>37228945
At least there’s some hags still older than you like Mio, Korone, Botan and Aki

>>37248790
nta, I'm pretty sure Botan is the only holo older than me