/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>37002954
Oh shit that's in like two days

>>37003031
Greetings, short term time traveler.
What is the state of the world in two weeks?

>>37003105
pego retires

>>37002954

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
>"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>37003137
Damn, that's sudden.
Did she get monkeypox?

>>37002954
That was yesterday.
Idjit.

First graduation pls

>>37003164
Stop stealing Fauna's meme.

>>37002954
Screencapped, we'll see if you're right in 2 weeks anon.

Are we accelerating once more?

>>37002954
I won't fall for it again

Did they fire the guy in charge of the first few wave auditions? How did they go from Pomu/Elira/Selen to Iluna?

>>37002954
Are nijikeks doing this shit now too?

>>37005104
There’s not actually many good talents in the vtubing space.

>>37002954
Paul you absolute mongrel got the date wrong

>>37005234
i heard the rrat of "theres a graduation amogus" so probably that's the date

>>37002954
Surely Nijikeks aren't as gullible as Holokeks, right?

>>37002954
S-surely they won't launch a wave even worse Iluna's this time around...