/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

red pill should be NTR

>>3690454
neck y'self

>red pill should be NTR

>>3690454
That’s the blackpill

both pills at once

>>3690575
You Will Never Be A Woman

>>3690437
Red because I'm not a dumbass Gosling simping for the unattainable.

>>3690626
>Would rather get cucked than Gosling
You do you, Anon

>>3690437
I was never into yuri. But for some reason the hypothetical situation of Moona and Pekora lezing out and partially curing their crippling autism with lovemaking gets me horny.

>>3690655
>watching 2 (two) girls being cute & having sex with each other is considered a cuckery.

>>3690437
red is better in the long run, you're never going to meet them irl no matter how many bathtub ASMRs you watch

>>3690437
Both are fake and retarded so none

>>3690842
>watching a man and her girl having sex with each other is cuckery
>it's fine if it 2 women
anon.....

>>3690437
Lamy offers me both.

>>3690984
>he doesnt realize all sex requires a man and if its only two girls you still have an in
Typical /vt/ virgin

>>3690437
There is some teetee shit I really like, like TMSK and Pika singing Disney songs together in their first Cuphead video, but I'm gonna take blue because Polka's desperation makes me harder than a thousand doujins.

GFE sucks because it isn’t exclusive. What’s the point of a “relationship” if it isn’t exclusive? You’re just getting cucked by the other viewers.

>>3690655
>>3690984
It's not gay or cuck if it's 2 hot women having sex. In fact that's one of the most heterosexual acts known to man. Get your facts straight.

>>3691012
he don't know about dildos and straps....

>>3690437
I don't believe in the no-win scenario.

>>3691081
t.cuck

>>3691076
>not wanting to be one of Super Nenecchi's many husbands
ngmi

>>3690626
>Gosling simping for the unattainable.
They don't simp for the unattainable, they simp to feel human

>>3690655
It's all cuckery because it's all vicarious, if you want to look at things that way.

>>3690437
both
why not

>>3691081
You're a faggot

None

>>3691081
That SubaChocoLuna Apex stream was so funny, fuck, i need more of them

>>3690666

Real yuri > GFE > Fake yuri like NoeFure

>>3691260
My sides legit hurt afterward I laughed so hard at that

>>3691181
That husband shit is a scam to get free labor from you for her mystery factory.

>>3691576
Didn't Flare recently say she was going to introduce Noel to her parents? I also remember Noel talking about them living together.

>>3690655
You can't get cucked by a girl because girls can't have sex

>>3691774
>Nene's Husbands©Cum Factories™

>>3691897
There is no way my nene is mistreating us

Yuri, I don't give a fuck about the GFE shit.

>>3690437
Yuri because it has a small chance of being real and we get cute shit like Crossick.

>>3690437

Yuri because it can lead to collabs, GFE is boring

>>3690437
Yuri on the long run. Both on the short term

>>3690437
gfe is delusions.
yuri is entertainment.

Right because yuri is shit and I'm a member of Polka's. I want the unhealthy suicide pact GFE.

GFE with yuri
she just needs to treat viewers like girls

>>3694618
>yuri is shit
>polka
anon....

>>3690437
I like not your GFE. Where I can watch viewers get rejected by the vtuber.

>>3694458
Yuri is also delusion since the Hololive pairs will never be official. They’re just teasing each other for monetary gain.

>>3691526
ayy kek, how this is still up

>>3691526
How often is this going to get posted? Why this specifically? Why this pairing?

>>3696741
it's fun because pekor is a closeted lesbo

>>3690437
redpill all the way

>>3696357
Fanservice is fanservice, just enjoy it for what it is.

Idol-worship
The personal investment in the growth of career, friendship and character

>>3697977
"all idols are lesbian"
—some anime, idk.

>>3690437
Yuri. REAL IRL YURI NOT THIS FAKE BUSINESS YURI BS.

>>3698441
Lesbianism isn't yuri.

>>3698441
irl lesbo is not cute, it's ugly & smelly. don't compare it to my cute shoujo ai anime girls

>>3691125
>he thinks its the dick that matters
>not the power that's inside.
>>3692555
How can one dumb thot continue to be so based?

>>3690655
Simps are the ultimate cucks.

>>3690437
GFE. /u/niggers should go back to their containment board

>>3698964
You first, nigger
go back to >>>/r9k/

>>3690984
>man and her girl
What

>>3698996
fuck off >>>/u/

>>3699004
You are already a woman.

reminder that /u/chads run this board.

>>3690437
Daughter

>>3690437
Yuri of course.

t. ranny

>>3690437
neither, straight ships are better

>>3691526
F

>>3690437
Yuri is real and GFE is just pandering.

>>3699223
>an unironic NTRcuck

>>3690437
Yuri
Loving each other is more healthy than loving an audience of nobodies.

If it's Okakoro, give me red, if it's Takamori give me the green suppository

>>3690437
What stops me from taking both?

>>3690437
Yuri
Yuri has next to no capacity to make you gosling. Unless you're a retarded Tumblr reject

GFE and yuribaiting are both built on lies, but at least with yuribait I'm not lying to myself too.

>>3699264
>noel
>is an ASMR slut
>love giving a man a handjob
>does softcore porn

>>3699205
i hope you're not one of those mentally ill transbian.
transbian are not lesbian, you're a straight male, you will never be a lesbian.

>>3699462
This is not a place where I expected a Chris Chan roast

>>3691081
Ah, good old P-V metric.

>>3690437
Yuri is cuckshit
GFE is feeding into the delusional

Just watch them play games that remind you of your childhood.

>>3699682
>t. nostalgiafag
move on with your life, old man. You will never be young again.

>>3699682
Show me the man who believes that lesbians are cucking him. And then call the cops.

>>3696741
They're gay as shit, they just haven't realized it yet.

>>3699749
It's all I've got left, sonny. I've attained material gain, but to what end?

>>3699762
Two options
>Best friends
>They'll fuck

Both are an acceptable outcome

>>3690437
gfe, because the entertainment is better. yuri just seems to be schizo rrats most of the time, anyway.

>>3700149
Most of the Yuri Shizo shit I saw was about duos that don't even do Yuri bait.

>>3700331
yurishipping a straight chuubas is fun.

>>3690437
Yuri but only if it's actually real and not just an act

>>3700366
Tumblr bullshit

>>3690437
both are dogshit but i pick gfe because yurishits are insufferable

>>3690437
Yuri GFE with me.
I'm going to become Aqua's girlfriend!

>>3700564
you will never be a woman and your parents will inscribe your deadname on your tombstone.

>>3700564
Y.W.N.B.A.W

>>3700564
Based, i self-insert as a few holos for that.

>>3700564
BASED!

>>3696741
It's the classic pekomoona pairing. What else ?

>the GFE virgin
sad loser who has to pretend internet women acting as cartoon girls are his girlfriend to cope with being undesirable in real life
>the yuri enjoyer
only here for the entertainment, wants the chubbas to form wholesome relationships with each other that make them happy, doesn't want to make anything about himself and finds GFE pandering cheap and creepy

>>3699132
Based, someday soon we will finally manage to get her to marry hiromoot.

>>3701098
Based

>>3698964
Based. /u/fags were the original Bronies.

>>3701475
Pretty sure Bronies were around before 4chan. I shit you not people told me stories about guys collecting MLP shit in the 80s

>>3699762
>expecting that when miko brutally raped peko in a sweltering summer night in 1992

>>3701475
>>3698964
/mlp/ is the only board that still has an ounce of the original spirit of this website. Until I see you GFE ziggers posting OC of your waifu macking on a green dude in a suit you can preferably fuck yourself up with a shotgun

>>3701768
I swear I saw someone write an erotic MLP fanfic where the male lead was called anon

>>3701917
>only one
Anon the whole board is filled with those. Theres not a waifufag board on this website more dedicated than /mlp/.

>>3702261
>One that made it into my recommended on Youtube for some fucking reason

Better?

>>3691526

>>3690437
none, only apexpill

>>3690437
i want yuri from the pure idols & GFE from the slutty whores

>>3690899 >>3690655

>>3690437
GFE cuz I am not a fucking cuck.

>>3707705
>GFE cause I'm a deluded cuck

>>3707705
>literally sharing his imaginary girlfriend with thousands of other men.
Cuck.

>>3690437
GFE is an insidious mindkilling drug. It preys on the weakness on men's hearts and locks them into a cycle of monitized validation where the only outcome is crushing sadness when chuuba moves on and the ride ends. Do not seek GFE, do not promote GFE and if you or someone you know is involved in GFE please get help.

Yuri because its cute. The more genuine the better, but its never real which takes me out a bit
GFE does literally nothing for me tho.

>>3690666
holy shit I knew Moona's bday stream was stacked but holy fuck
Subaru, Miko, Roboco, fucking Shien?? I need to go back and watch this, I thought it was just a bunch of literal who indog vtubers who called in

>>3708678
>he missed the one instance of pekora outright acting gay

>>3701661
KWABB (kek what a bunny bitch)

>>3690437
GFE. I'm not a cuck that enjoys NTR. Can you actually imagine being a yuricuck? You have the perfect chance to have an anime girl give you the GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE. Yet you would rather have her have sex with another person. Why? Why are you yuricucks like that? The thing is this is especially prevalent with white people and honorary white like japs. If you actually get horny by this, you have a fucking mental problem.
>get back home to watch my favourite chuuba
>start her stream and and begin chatting with her
>you specifically ask her when is she going to have some other girl over for a collab
>you ask even more for teetee moments with other girls
>your oshi friends come over to chat and suddenly they are having chat sex
>you try to join in but she told you to stop and then banned you
>you still continue to watch her while the friend shows up on stream for a guerilla collab
>you took out your dick and began to jerk of at all the teetee moments
>you change to your other accounts and start SC your oshi
>you write "This is so hot. Thank god I'm not a cuck."

>>3690437
I like the occasional GFE.
"Thanks for your hard work" from my oshi lets me face the next day.
I can't get into yuri and the average yurischizo disgusts me.

>>3690437
Both are fine really.

>>3709294
This is a good way to view it. Sometimes a little boost is good.

>>3708558
The chuuba doesn't have to get off the ride
Theoretically, all it takes is one chuuba in Hololive with ambitions of world domination, popularity, and time.
There is nowhere for them to go if GFE chuubas are made into God-Kings that rule us with unbearable amounts of implications of sexual and romantic affection. They will simply be heralds of the new world order

All we have to do now is divide the world into appropriate GFE baronies. I call Rushia for the USA East Coast.

Out of curiosity, what if there is a biological woman posting here about wanting GFE and Yuri at the same time, with themselves?
We're not supposed to tell real women that they'll never be a woman, right?

>>3690437
red. i don't give a shit about wanting a gf, why would i give a shit about the gfe. meanwhile yuri is the purest thing on earth.

>>3696741
HEY MOONA

>>3709155
Yuri can't be cuckoldry because you, as a man, were never considered an option in the first place.
Also, a true yurichad like myself would never "try to join in" or "take out their dick and jerk off".
Neck yourself GFEcuck, enjoy sharing your GF with thousands of other cucks such as yourself.
>>3710923
>>3701098
>>3700382
>>3699264
>>3699113
>>3698441
>>3692016
>>3692458
>>3692550
Based.

>>3711127
takamori is shit though. mori is a fucking dead fish and can't play into it at all even 7 months later. and gurame is a fucking joke retards keep pushing. the JPs are much better at it and so is your webm

>>3711184
I never said Takamori was any good, I fucking hate it as well.
Especially because all of that good art is wasted on it instead of legit stuff like Crossick.

>>3711127
Quick question for you, what is the purpose of the penis(male)?

>>3712269
Sex with a straight woman(¿)

>>3712269
to make more female so we can have more yuri

>>3712269
it was made a weakness for when dirty filthy males try to have sex with females. just hit that part and you're home free

>>3711127
>would never "try to join in" or "take out their dick and jerk off"
Try reading that again. What the fuck is this shit? Are you yuricucks this delirious? Why do you hate your own gender so fucking much? Please cut off your dick and never call yourself a male ever again.

>>3708558
Sorry to be an asshole anon but I'm convinced that this is bad advice. What I see going on is too wide spread to be just some unhealthy thing men are doing right now. Giving to women in this way appears to be a psychological need of most men. If they weren't doing it in this way they'd be doing it in some other way.

>>3712903
>hate your own gender
the fuck you're on nigger? how tf you get that from his post.

>>3712988
>as a man, were never considered an option in the first place.

yuri

>>3690655
retard

>>3713158
anon..., your reading comprehension....

>>3696741
holy newfag kill yourself

>>3690437
Neither. I want an entertaining streamer who makes me laugh and smile without insulting my intelligence by playing some shitty girlfriend act. I also don't want a streamer who acts like she lives in some chummy female-only universe full of rainbows and unicorns.

>>3713246
Haha, you where just joking about the unicorns and rainbows though right anon?

>>3713204
A man is always an option. Not liking men is a mental illness and showcases how you people hate your own gender. Go to hell yuricuck. YWNBAW

>>3709155
>>3712903
GFE fags are suckers who think their oshi cares about their incel asses, you will never be more than just a number to them.
All the while you project your cuckshit fantasies on others, thinking that just because you are obsessed with your women getting pierced by BBC spears everyone else must be mentally ill freaks of nature who enjoy destroying themselves just like you.
Keep coping str*ightoid, i'd say that you should be getting a girlfriend instead of cooming to some vtuber saying the generic "thank you for watching me" line but nobody would consider even pityfucking you.

>>3712953
Nta, but this is true to some degree, if it's not chuubas then men are finding other coping mechanisms

>>3712953
I don't think you're an asshole and while my original comment was somewhat tongue in cheek I'll respond seriously, I believe that whatever psychological needs these men have these girls aren't capable of fulfilling them meaningfully, they aren't therapists and they'll never be a friend, lover or confidant to those men. A real relationship will always be better and yes, I understand that they don't grow on trees or are otherwise easily obtainable. I don't really believe GFE to be evil, but similar to a drug, it shouldn't be considered a viable alternative to genuine socialisation.

>>3714023
>I believe that whatever psychological needs these men have these girls aren't capable of fulfilling them meaningfully
The obvious purpose of that need doesn't need explination, but it should be self evident that giving to parasites that divorce rape and act in bad faith is not the play. By giving to chuubas, you ensure that none of those toxic people end up financially supported, which is less dysgenic than letting men be trapped in toxic relationships that perpetuate bad family environments.

>>3713457
Nice projection

>>3714093
Kek crying

>>3709155
I don't have the autism required to delude myself into thinking that some chick with an anime avatar, who doesn't even know that I exist, is my girlfriend

>>3711184
takamori is the shittiest and most blatant form of yuribaiting, i honestly don't get how people like it

>>3712269
This >>3712297, but also >>3712671 and a little bit of >>3712857.
>>3712903
Why would I actively ruin their relationship? You have so much cuck shit in your mind that you think it's commonplace.
Also, enjoying yuri has nothing to do with hating my own gender, much less wanting to be a tranny. They're outside the realm of possibility because they aren't into man, just like I wouldn't consider fucking another guy. What's so hard about understanding that?
>>3713306
Meds.
>>3716048
Tell me about it, not only is it fake as shit it indirectly makes the connection between Kiara-hate (understandable) and yuri-hate (undeserved).

>>3716747
Forgot my image.

>>3690437
For me, it's Yuri. I want to see my oshi be happy, and being with me definitely isn't going to do that.

>>3690437
Both at the same time.

Yes. I like girls, and I also like it when girls like other girls.

You dumbasses, yuri IS gfe,
You just self-insert as one of the girls, easy.

>>3716747
>they aren't into man, just like I wouldn't consider fucking another guy
It isn't really the same, women are not as black/white about sexuality as men. It's usually more like women and men are apples and oranges to them with different appeals, not that they completely reject one or the other. Most straight women are nowhere near as opposed to sex with women as straight men are opposed to sex with men, it's like "meh" vs "fuck no, that's disgusting."

>>3718201
I get what you're saying but I was trying to apply it both ways, not only they wouldn't want to fuck men, I wouldn't want to fuck a person that's not into men (or a fag/tranny for that matter).

>>3690842
Yes.

>>3690437
I would much rather be a deluded waifufag than an absolutely psychotic shipfag tranny.

>>3718993
What about a mentally stable cisgender shipfag?

>>3701098
>finds GFE pandering cheap and creepy
And fetishizing lesbianism while refusing to acknowledge platonic friendships isn't?

>>3719034
Doesn't exist.

>>3719130
>pandering cheap and creepy
Who are you quoting?

why would you pretend that (you)r favorite vtuber is your gf when you can't even understand japanese and you're not japanese and you barely even have a chance of meeting them even if you manage to go to japan

>>3719305
Why would I watch a vtuber that I can't understand?

>>3690437
Neither. I only watch men.

Yuri if it's believable without the fucking hornybaiting and lusting. Just vanilla wholesome yuri please is good. I love Crossick and they can get really intense sometimes but they're so true to their emotions. It's very believable to me. GFE is not for me. I just can't believe a person treating a whole group as 1 entity of some sort. It's like some scifi level of bullshittery you have to play there to make it work.

>>3719130
>platonic friendships
99% of the time you hear this term it's just cope from the lowest of the low.

>>3721012
The E in GFE is there for a reason. They aren't really your girlfriend, they're just providing an experience kind of like having a girlfriend as a service. They sate people's emotional needs in the same way porn sates people's sexual needs without actually having sex.

>>3718515
>>3718201
>>3717080
>>3716747
>>3716048
>>3713306
>>3712903
>>3713457
>>3714093
>>3714226
>>3712988
>>3713158
>>3713204
>>3713306
>>3712857
>>3712671
>>3712297
>>3711127
>>3712269
>>3712953
>>3708558
>>3709155
>>3710691
I made all these posts

Meds.

>>3723260
Porn is unhealthy, is this unhealthy as well?

>>3724751
Yes.

>>3724126

>>3724751
>is this unhealthy as well?
You bet it is!

>>3718062
and that's how one becomes a tranny schizo who later kermits sewer side when they realize they will never be a woman.

>>3722904
>t. Schizo

>>3718062
>You just self-insert as one of the girls
I've always wanted to be an lesbian anime girl!

>>3690842
Seriously, why is there so much hate for yuri these days? 10 years ago, almost every guy enjoyed watching lesbian sex. If you didn't, it was because you were gay. Now it's like, the norm to hate on it.

>>3725924
Believe it or not but they feel cucked.

>>3726110
How can they be cucked by someone who:
1. They're not in a relationship with, and
2. Is not even real?

>>3726248
Being cucked is when someone else enjoys something.

>>3726317
That would be where the "not even real" part comes into play.

>>3725279
That's where you self-insert as a girl with a dick, baka.

>>3725924
Go outside anon, no one who hasn't experienced 10+ years of BBC/NTR brainrotactually thinks watching two girls go at it is equivalent to cuck porn.

>>3726897
He probably meant the norm on 4chan, which does feel a bit like it at times. I blame an over-correction in reaction to SJWs, like most retarded shit on this website.

>>3726995
Yeah, that has happened here since 2016 because of all the /pol/niggers who think all porn is cuckoldry and have to do mental gymnastics to argue even /u/ is cuckoldry and justify that view. I've even seen them try to argue fapping to solo female is cuckoldry.

>>3690437
Why not both :3

>>3729738
you will never be a woman
you will never be a lesbian

>>3729798
But I don't have a penis...

>>3729876
you will soon enough if you keep posting >:}

>>3729876
post tits then.
everyone in this board is a homosexual male until proven otherwise.

>>3726248
>They're not in a relationship with, and
false
>Is not even real?
false

>>3690437
the fuck is GFE

>>3714023
This assumes that GFE can never become real. But your opinion only works when it relies on your presumption of how humans can think and behave. But there are very loving, very lonely, very mentally ill women out there. Nuerodivergency can be a powerful tool to enable relationships that are not normally possible.

I take neither and go outside.

>>3735360
too based for this board