/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3603887
What? This is an oddly specific fetish. Kinda hot though.

>>3603887
I've been drinking a pint a day but I'm not turning into Lamy, what am I doing wrong?

Becoming LAMY...

I want to become one with Lammy!

>>3604476
There must be more to it than just alcohol, because plenty of people drink alcohol and there's still only one Lamy.
Since Lamy is an elf, maybe we need to find similarities between her and Flare, and figure out how to become a female elf first, then Lamy second.

>>3603887
Why did you make this thread again?

>>3604771
I HOPE he's just trolling.

>>3603887
I reach peak Lamy levels during Saturday ASMR streams

Can I turn this into a "turning anons into Lamy" thread instead?

>>3605574
That would be considered transforming into Lamy, so I don't see why not.

>>3604766
Lamy loves giving hope to desperate middle aged salary men and very young children.

>>3605520
This is the dangerous type of autism that can become real before we know it.

>>3603887
What’s the benefits of becoming Lamy, I don’t really want to become an alcoholic.

>>3610809
You can be a cute elf girl, have an extended lifespan and also get fucked by Botan,

>>3610809
>cute elf
>big tits
>soft legs

I see this as a clear win

>>3610428
So the plan so far to transform an anon into Lamy is to have them drink a lot of alcohol, and start giving hope to middle-aged men and young children?
Sounds questionable. What else can we try?
Perhaps this anon >>3605539 is on to something.

>>3611452
According to a poll in the previous thread, the most popular way is magic, followed by hypnosis.

>>3603887
Do I retain my personality and memories when becoming Lamy, or do I truly become Lamy in body and mind?

>>3616196
You initially retain both, but over time lose your own will and thoughts to become Lamy in totality.

>>3612244
Pollfag here, i'm considering TF via magic induced alcohol that you are hypnotized into drinking

>>3604476
>A pint
ngmi friend

>>3616870
If you want to fuse the methods, you could have magic alcohol that transforms the drinker, and speaks to them hypnotically during the transformation. The use of magic gives a lot of freedom in how things work.

This may be the funnest thread I have witnessed since the inception of this God forsaken board.

>>3603887
You are all focusing too much on the physical. That comes second. What comes first is the mental game. Close your eyes. Visualize it with me. You are not longer anon. You are Lamy. Say it with me:
>I am Lamy
>I AM Lamy
>I AM LAMY
The stronger your belief, the faster magical transformation occurs. Believe and you will receive.

>>3610809
Free money from the hordes of broken salarymen

>>3603887
Is this really the only available way left for us to be with our oshi?

>>3621979
You could get into Tulpamancy but that is extremely dangerous

>>3622005
Isn't that basically the same thing we're doing here?>>3621794

>>3622105
No, that's self hyponosis to turn yourself into Lamy. Very different from creating a psychic projection with its own independent thought you can interact with.

>>3622128
/x/phile detected!
Care to give everybody here a basic rundown on how to do this given the context?

i thought (((we)) wernt gonna become mlp/x wtf is this shit anon im disappointed

>>3622181
Here you go

>>3611452
You are worried about the physical too much. First you must become Lamy in mind and spirit. Once you soul has become Lamy you can truly manifest into Lamy.

>>3616870
>>3621086
God, I want a Kawamono Lamy doujin so bad now or atleast a neat ero story.

>>3622397
Here you go. Edit the hair blue.

https://exhentai.org/g/1673771/124d4b0f95/

>>3622128
Come on /x/bro, even you know psychic projections only come about through self hypnosis

>>3603887
I wish some TG artist actually made this damnit

I am Lamy.

I am Lamy.

I am Lamy.

>>3626859
>>3627112
>>3627166

Hi Lamy!

>>3627247
Hello dear western fan!
Thank you for your continued support towards my channel! I read all your fanfictions. They are impressive! I will continue to work my hardest and do my best!
ありがとうございました!

>>3627731
No, thank YOU for the amazing streams, Lamy! :)

>>3628899
Wow this is great!

>>3628899
Isn't there a less painful way to become Lamy?

>>3629193
https://files.catbox.moe/edu0ix.webm

becoming Lamy is not a pleasant process

>transformation fetish
so uhhh, are we talking about:
a. Doing Lamy habits to "become" Lamy?
b. Skinsuit "method"?
c. Horrific/demonic metamorphosis method to literally become Lamy?
d. Channeling energy from the real Lamy and becoming a Lamy minion?
what is it anons, I want to understand this new and profound fetish

>>3603887
i would love to transform into lamy cuz then i'd have a fucking job

>>3629193
No.

How do we know the “real Lamy” is the true Lamy Prime? What if she’s actually some rando that transformed into her and used their new form to join Hololive?

what the fuck

You will never be an elf. You have no ancestry, you have no blood, you have no ears that would make elves ever see you as such. You are a shut-in self-hating

Imperial twisted by delusions of mythical elven superiority and exposure to elvish propaganda into a disgusting mockery of Shor's perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending precious years of your life wishing you

were a nihilistic knife-eared race was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of

the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual elves are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of physiological evolution have allowed mer to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary

alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any elf will immediately cut

all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a better looking monkey at best, but with the lifespan of a drop of piss, no knife

ears, and no air of unwarranted self-importance.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that obsessing over a knife-ear that you understand 20% of at best is

somehow superior than thinking about your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression

creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic

medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into Oblivion. Your parents will find you,

heartbroken but praising Talos that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with

your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will

remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being human to some elvish entity that exists only in

your mind while actual elves put in the serious effort to learn and accept the Divines for the valid reason of it being the truth.

>>3629538
This is really good.

>>3629538
You can't stop me from becoming Lamy

>>3629538
The best part about this is that it's not derived from YNBAW, but rather You Will Never Be Japanese. I find that very cool.

>>3629291
Mostly option C, although it doesn't inherently have to be horrific and demonic.

>>3629698
Upon reflection it looks like you combined the two. Very impressive!

>>3629538
I am Lamy.

>>3629649
No mention was made about stopping. You're worrying about the wrong thing anon.

>>3629800
there was an alternative method, but it closed down because of complains of not being "Morally and ethically acceptable".

>>3629882
This self may never be an elf, but this self will change into something else, Lamy.

>>3629698
>>3629803
>>3629641

Thanks. Wish I hadn't somehow fucked up the format in the reply box.

>>3630011
hold up anon you didn't tell me we had an asacoco episode with Lamy

>>3630052
Oh I see. You're a Khajiit on a skooma binge. Carry on.

>>3629291
Lamy straps you down and force feeds you Lamy transformation serum until the process is complete.

>>3603887
I made a convent chart to help everyone keep track of progress

>>3629291
Lamy implants you with Lamy gene seed, just like making a space marine

Schizo thread.

>>3631689
Thanks for your input, reddit

>>3629466
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3603887
But Anon, you are already Polka. We all are.

>>3634231
>All I need to do is seduce an Anon for Polka GF