/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Has she got a fucking hole in her pantyhose from scratching her ass?

>>3613895
It's supposed to be an easy access hole

>>3613895
>>3613929
yeah for my dick to slide in

>HoloMyth Cast
what

>>3613969
You don't fuck the ass cheek my dude

>>3613772
What will happen if they go over an hour and cut into meme review time? Will their audience plummet or will coco get her lowest views for it.

>>3613993
AmeSame podcast set to mog NijiEN's debut. Dunno if it's gonna be a regular thing though.

>>3613772
People on this board love to make these grand narratives and assumptions based only on what they see on streams/ social media behavior. It's really pathetic to see.

>>3614041
Why not?

>>3614041
>

>>3613772
the GurAme rrat was dumb anyway, there's a real rrat they need to put to bed

Make your predictions now, will AmeSameCast get more views than the NijiEN debut?

>>3614278
But it was already confirmed Aria and Haachama are the same person

>>3614116
She's said she wants to do a podcast with all of EN.

>>3613993
probably didn't want to name it the HoloCast

>>3614413
I need more WatChama collabs, she never got a chance to torture gura either

>>3614347
No doubt, but are they actually overlapping?

>>3614347
Of course it will, so will meme review after it. They really needed to do some better planning and pick dead hours for their debutes. They picked they worst possible time instead.

>>3614425
Please no. As much as I hate to say it, Kiara is not podcast material. Everybody else has something but I don't see Kiara's shtick working without derailing the podcast

>>3613895
what a dumb fucking monkey whore

>>3613772
Every time one of these "these two never collab something must have happened between them" narratives really picks up steam the collab mysteriously happens. Big think.

I wonder how awkward and stilted the podcast will be.

I associate podcasts with shooting the shit and saying whatever comes to mind, but with Cover's expectations for them to be "idols" I would imagine that they would have to put on a filter on the things they say. Or they could just not and shoot the shit regardless, but with the risk of potential yabs.

>>3614518
How new

>>3614466
They start at the exact same time. NijiEN debut are only 25 min each as well.

>>3614558
Nah they'll be fine. At least Ame's latest stream that is similar to this is her twitter tag review and she was pretty good then.

>>3614520
Risu is snitching

>>3614558
They'll be fine. Ame and Gura have a good chemistry. Calli is a good storyteller and Ina is just a good vibes given form. It's Kiara I'm worried about. Something tells me she won't keep the autistic forced Yuri shit in check for the sake of the podcast

>>3614474
As much as I don't like Nijisanji, I really, REALLY doubt the debuts will not have a considerable audience, then the rest of the streams will be just as expected low-viewer counts.

>>3614712
At least this is gonna be a duo podcast so Ame has a few weeks to think about a Kiara topic. Kiara doesn't really flirt much with Ame too.

>>3614750
Shit makes me feel bad for Hana. She's the only one I found interesting enough to watch.

>>3614453
>Holomyth cast
>Holocaust (is a) myth
Fucking based

>>3614643
Risu I know you're here, tell haachama's new manager to let her do EN streams or you'll take his nuts

>>3614806
(Please don't prune I am having a legit discussion here, k thanks)

What's the point of Kiara though? Like really? She may be a complete sweetheart behind the scenes but for the longest time she's been coming off like a bitch, even when I know she's joking she comes off like a bitch. Is that on purpose? Is she playing 4D chess?

>>3614643
based rrat slaying squirrel

>>3614558
>starts off talking about their chosen topic, like outer space or something
>enjoying themselves so much that they forget they're streaming and start talking about Kiara's nigga incident and laughing

>>3614902
We don't really even know if this podcast will feature more than Ame and Gura.

And I don't watch much Kiara so I can't really tell you. I don't think she is playing 4d chess though. I think she is just really blunt and forward when speaking english which comes off bitchy. Not malicious, just how she is.

>>3614902
She is russian

>>3615095
Now if only the rest of this board could see it like that lol

the dead ratttt in the bathroooom

>>3615141
Nah, too little doomposting

>>3613895
Lip my stockings

>>3614902
Oh for the love of god can we ever get away from that obnoxious whore. She is literally cancer, I cannot stand her fucking voice. It’s sounds like she bit off part of her tongue. She already has that stupid fucking show there is absolutely no reason she should feel entitled to ruin someone else creative outlet. Stay in your own lane you dumb fucking cunt.

>>3614453

>>3614902
Oh for the love of god can we ever get away from that obnoxious whore. She is literally cancer, I cannot stand her fucking voice. It’s sounds like she bit off part of her tongue. She already has that stupid fucking show there is absolutely no reason she should feel entitled to ruin someone else’s creative outlet. Stay in your own lane you dumb fucking cunt.

Orange woman bad posting is in full force, currently taking bets on how long til a seanigger tries to nuke the thread with CP, you can set your watch to it at this point

>>3615742
I'm not even organge posting. I legit wanna know lol

>>3615095
She's german, all germans come off as dicks because of how blunt they are.

>>3614520
Convenient thinking

>>3613772
>Clue watchalong
How does that work? oesn't the movie have multiple endings

>>3615780
The TV version shows the endings in order

yfw they spend 3 hours talking about israel vs palestine

Fuck her schedule is reminding me that I need to play Later Alligator. I met the animators forever ago, they're really funny and cool people and it's neat Ame is playing it.

>I'm here with my guests, Gawr Gura and Amelia Watson. Now tell me, you ever do DMT before?Jamie, pull up that video of Ollie being fucked on stream

>>3616029
Which Chooba would do DMT?

>>3614453
that's hilarious

>>3613895
Based.

ina is on this week's premium ep of cumtown

>>3615742
Wojack spam is back too. Board quality has once again taken a nosedive after the costume reveals

>>3615095
>I think she is just really blunt and forward when speaking english which comes off bitchy. Not malicious, just how she is.
Most of the board knows this, it's just her anti posse that pretends this isn't the truth. When watching Kiara just take the best possible interpretation of whatever she says, because that's usually what she means

>>3616029
>Kanata would fuck us all to death, you ever think about that? Gorillas are wild man. Jamie pull up that Kanata vore fic.

>>3616171
I thought people were overreacting
Then I saw /ggg/

>>3614558
>I associate podcasts with shooting the shit and saying whatever comes to mind, but with Cover's expectations for them to be "idols"
All they need to do is not say nigger or mention any spicy cock they've taken recently, EN isnt as restricted as you're making out

>>3616193
Now I wanna see a chooba do a Joe Rogan parody

>>3616029
>you ever think about fish tanks Gura? Pull up the blobfish video Jamie

>>3616029
> Ame you’re a time traveler. What do you know about the moon landing hoax? I used to think it was real, then I used to think it was bullshit, then I used to think it was real..... Jamie pull up the video of that guy, what’s his name, giving the tour of the moon landing sound stage.

>>3616029
>Gura, never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

>>3614041

>he's never hot dogged a girl who doesn't want you to think she is a slut.
>then proceed to piss her off and dropped a huge load on her ass.

Don't worry anon you will experience such joy someday

>Suisei, you play a lot of Tetris right? So you're good at math. 6 million, that's a lot, does that make sense to you?

>>3616438
Fuck it, when I can I'm gonna make a thread dedicated to Amelia Watson Expirience, shits too funny

>>3616029
>I heard one of your genmates is a chicken. Fascinating creatures, it reminds of this one time, hey jamie pull that video of the giant cock. Yeah that one, holy shit look at the size of that cock, amazing animals

>So there's that Artemis guy, the tranny. Can you say tranny? I think it's a guy. Jamie pull up that /gif/ femboi thread. Do they all look that good? I, uhhh, yeah, that looks good to me.

>>3613772
The podcast should always be hosted by ame and Gura. Ina as a guest (or guest host) would be cool, but Ame and Gura have far more chemistry than any other pairing

>>3614453
kek

>>3614520
>
The r.rats are folding into themselves at this point

>>3616875
It's because they're the only two actual Americans. Yes, mutts and spics are Americans. Even riggers too, but hololive dun hav none.

>>3614849
Knowing ame who knows if it is intentional or not

>>3614558
They could talk about fish and sealife unironically for an hour straight

>>3615895
>all this rratposting about "the final yab", ollie, haachama, etc.
>out of nowhere, ame and gura do podcast
>they casually deny the holocaust

>>3613772
>Clue
Based

>>3614558
>I associate podcasts with shooting the shit and saying whatever comes to mind
Actual good podcasts probably take a lot more planning and thought than you imagine, most people cant be continually funny and interesting every week without some prep

>>3617653
https://streamable.com/

>>3617553
Mori is so American she literally raps, is autistic, and has a fetish for short asians.

>>3613772
>members zatsu
Fucking fake weeb, stop using japanese words when you don't know a single on of them!

>>3615959
Yeah, I’m excited for her to play it.
The animators are sweethearts. I remember when Lindsay used to drawfag on /co/ back in the day.

>>3613772
GurAme having sex again!

>>3614453
I needed that laugh, thanks anon.

>>3614558
>Ame
>expected to be an idol

>>3617925
You_will_never_be_japanese.txt

Fuck off

>>3613993
You got a better name? Good Mythical Morning?

>>3616193
>But you what's more terrifying? Praying Mantis! Those things are pure jujitsu, they grab you then start eating your face. Pure killing machine. Thank god there is none at Hololive.

>>3613772
podcast is gonna start off well but slowly devolve as they become angrier and angrier at each other.
it'll end up with gura in tears screaming at ame asking her why she doesn't love her anymore and why she stole her boyfriend while ame just moans loudly into the mic.
trust me i'm the audio engineer.

>>3618081
Watson will never be Japanese either call it chatting like a proper person

>>3618081
>want a random japanese word to be rather in english
>"WAAAH YOU JAPANOPHILE WEEB YOU'LL NEVER BE JAPANESE WHITU PIGGU WAAAH"
Meds.

>>3618326
Perhaps you should tell the japs to stop inserting English into everything then, or hell stop using loan words altogether too?
Stop being retarded, it's a scene steeped in nip culture, by that logic they should just ditch the anime aesthetic too.

>>3617676
Fuck i almost missed that
the Clue movie is based, cant wait

>>3617925
How about fuck you and i use any word i want, bitch.

>>3618326
Fuck you and your diet coke chinese

>>3614981
>Kiara’s nigga incident
What did I miss?

>>3614453
They could have named it that if Kiara was there.

>>3621639
Kiara went a very racist rant where she said the hard R and quoted FBI statistics but afterward she also went on another rant where defended hispanics in the US, pushed for immigration reform and said hispanics are good minorities in the US and she hopes to have a mixed hispanic family and children someday.

>>3613772
I'm not concerned about her genmates doing a podcast. We know plenty about them. Ame interviewing IDs, Coco, or even a manager would be more interesting. Better yet, Ame actually interacting with a chuuba outside of Cover would be amazing. Get clear everything with Jenma first.

>>3621639

>>3621639
She said nigga while singing rap

>>3613772
The weird thing is that both Ame and Gura seem to fit very well for a sort of Meme Review, especially HER. Hmmm, could be outstandingly good depending on what it’s about.

>>3614425
No please god no

>>3614558
Ame and Gura will kill it. it's everyone else you gotta worry about.

>>3614425
>She's said she wants to do a podcast with all of EN
Bah, then it will suck. I sort of lost interest after hearing that. I don’t think they are all suited for that sort of thing, and was hoping it would just be a Gurame podcast.

>>3621761
Kiara is into hispanic guys?

>>3621639
The clips are gone now. I bet Cover made copyright claimed them to make it disappear.

>>3616215
>All they need to do is not say nigger
the main reason why i can never be an idol

>>3617604
gura will 100% panic if there is a 3 sec. silence and she does not know what to talk about

>>3618525
You are too retarded to breathe, Japs borrow words because they suck and dont have words. Chatting is literally an English word so using zatsu is dumb.

>>3622605
Huh, she talks a lotto fill in gaps. I think Ina talks less than Gura. In fact, Ame probably too.

>>3622385
She's so into hispanic guys, she moved to South America, learned Spanish and tried becoming a telenovela star.

>>3622642
yeah that´s the thing she sometimes mentions that she is worried that she runs out of topics to talk about and repeating stories she already told

>>3622688
don´t forget the spanish lucha libre match she partook in

>>3622688
Now i wanna see Kiara in a telenovela.

No offense to Ame, but I would’ve just preferred Gura had her own podcast, and invited people on it.

>>3622893
I would rather hear ame talk than gura

>>3622750
Or the time she led a failed coup to overthrow the Guatemalan government

>>3618166
Just for you anon, ima try out for hololive as a praying mantis

>>3622893
And i wish Ina would sit on my face and say i love you, but we don't all get what we want now do we. So shut the fuck up.

>>3622606
>Japs borrow words because they suck and dont have words.
the worst part is that you actually believe this

>>3613772
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>3622410
No reason to bet, all clips for member only streams that get reported get deleted

>>3623008
wait was that before or after nene assassinated the us ambassador for guatemala?

>>3623110
i like this lore

>>3623008
Kiara was a Fujimori supporter in the 90s in Peru, she fought to bring down communism in the area.

>>3621639
https://files.catbox.moe/x7nz68.mp4

>ame schedule thread
>it's actually yet another Kiara anti thread
S-sugoi

>>3623201
>>3623188
Can this woman be any more based?

>>3613895
She's pretty cringe ngl

>>3613772
>her pantyhose are torn at the area she was scratching her ass

nice

>>3623518
She needed to shit so much she tore the pantyhose?

>>3622688
An Austrian who fled to South America... really boils the noodles doesn’t it?

how is the podcast going to be different from a zatsudan stream? is it going to be pushed to podcast feeds or something?

>>3623969
They’re going to talk politics and be sponsored by NordVPN

>>3616029
>lill shark fella...
>Oh shutup Gura you absolute dimwit!

>>3616029
>Now Gura, don't laugh at this next part...

>>3622750
Pffff

>>3624160
>head like a fucking onion

>Gura *hic* so how do you feel about incest?
>Gura: "aww what?"
>So people think I was always this time travli'n girl right? But in reality I had this mentor, real handsome guy, really cool, really dependable too, 4 years in he leaves me saying "I've got it all figured out now", and left me in this weird timeline where I have to train a younger version of himself now right? really fked up
>Gura: "wait where's the incest part?"
>Well turns out the fker was my father, no wonder my daddy issues were heating up every time he teaches me shit, really fked up guy, wished he fked me though wouldn't be the most fked up thing i do from all the fked up timelines i've visited, hell im not even your original Amelia
>Gura: "aahhhhhh..."

>>3624386
>Gura: I have my own stories
>Well lay em on the table shark girl
>Gura: As you know my father was the Emperor of Atlantis, and that my mom was human
>Yeah, yeah you told me that story like a million times
>Gura: Nah, nah, this one's different, So my dad got a solari stone from my gramps, it helps him acquire a full human form
>Sound like some Ina shit Gura
>Gura: Yeah yeah, but anyway, so that stone is like a really powerful stone, but from all the use from my father in order to marry my mom, and eventually give me a proper half human form its basically weakened, so its kept in the heart of atlantis
>Why are you telling me this?
>Gura: No, no, let me finish, So this stone lets you alter your form right? and its heavily guarded, you'd think from all the treasures of my dad that's the last thing you want, but there's this tranny who wanted it, so he could be like this girl, fked up tranny i tell you, he broke my kingdom just to steal the stone
>Gura: I think he goes by the name artemis now, fking cunt

>>3622893
>and invited people on it.
Why would Gura suddenly get that sociable?

>>3624230
Is Norm doing alright at the moment I heard he was going through some shit.

>Kiara I've always been fascinated about your reincarnation how does it actually work?
>Kiara: Oh that? well when I'm reborn you can philosophically argue it's no longer me
>What? Why?
>Kiara: Its like the ship debacle, if you change ever part of the ship every day, after a decade would it still be the same ship?
>I don't get it
>Kiara: Well that's like me, except it happens in a matter of seconds instead of decades
>Wait so if we kill you we get a new Kiara?
>Kiara: Yeah technically

>>3624230
>Now this is interesting, Gura. In print since 1664, the Gazzetta di Mantova is the longest running newspaper in the world. But do you want to know what the briefest running newspaper was?
>What?
>The Mano Aloe Times.
>...
>The Mano Aloe Times... What a terrible name for a newspaper... reminds me of that awful tragedy

>>3622893
No offense to Gura, but I'm glad Ame at least tries to be sociable and engage in collabs (include those outside of EN), unlike Gura of course.

>>3624501
She handles it better

>>3622893
Sorry to say Anon, but Ame's stories are much more interesting than Gura's.

>>3624506
Probably touring clubs, they were supposed to resume with the podcast but nothing happened, either due the covid or usual Norm laziness

>>3614413
This was never confirmed you fucker

>>3624629
Gura can be sociable once the collab stars, but good luck with her taking any initiative starting one

>>3616215
Calli was literally prohibited from sharing anything about her tastes when she was on trash taste. She wasn't even allowed to talk about who her favorite rappers are.

>>3614520

It's literally just selective bias - if two people who collab often haven't collabed in awhile, the chances are more likely that they do collab as the future goes on.

Ame and Gura should go full white girl and do a true crime podcast

>>3614453
What’s wrong with holocast?

>>3625070
Watson’s literally a detective, so it would fit

>>3613772
you will never kill my rrats, scum

>"Ame is very special to me"
>-Gawr Gura

Maybe Nijisanji EN will make a podcast too?

>>3623450
That sounds like a you problem

>>3625070
It would be pretty cool if she talked about famous Museum Heists or other non-violent crimes. I don't think she would get permission to cover murders though. Although historical ones could be neat and play into her time traveler shtick.

>>3614453
Nice

>>3616434
You hot dog in between both cheeks dumbass. Do you eat hot dogs with the sausage in one half of the bun. like literally in the bread, not in between as intended.

>>3625548
Ackshxhcually, hotdogs here are inside a half of a bun, like literally in a hole in the middle.

>>3614558
Don't half of the JP members already do radio casts?

>>3624386
>>3624418
nc bit, want more anon

>>3613895
>Has she got a fucking hole in her pantyhose from scratching her ass?

Based

>>3614413
meds. hearing exam.

>>3625070
>a true crime podcast
Are there any good ones? American true crime is fascinating, but there's barely any good content on it.

Remember the holiday Die Hard stream? Comfy as hell, and they were both cute and funny.

Gurame!

>>3613772
>Clue watchalong
Actually a good pick, she should do Murder by Death next.

>>3616029
lmao

>>3624529
>kills kiara to reroll and get a better version

>>3623850
There are polish novela stars in Mexico so it's not exactly a wild rrat.

>>3626767
Liquify her then seal her in a jar, then trap the jar in a barrel of cement and toss it in the ocean. Come back from that you fucking shit freak, gnawing on a steaming log.

>>3624575

>>3623969
That’s what it’s going to be. It’s called a podcast because you can download the audio off a distribution service after

>>3621761
>>3623373
>>3623188
>>3622750
gotta burst the bubble guys

>>3627772
Damn, she looks hot in an SS uniform

>>3627772
here is a brand new rrat

Kiara's roomate uses kiara to be her true racist self while doing the standard performative stuff with her irl persona

>>3617553
>It's because they're the only two actual Americans
... No its because their friendship had like a year head start on the rest of the group and came naturally, not because they had to

>>3623201
>my nigga- oh shit oh shit
Top fucking kek. Thanks for the laugh

>We will never get Sleepycast: Hololive edition.

>>3614453
Now that's a 6 million dollar joke

>>3628167
From everything I’ve heard they didn’t know each other that early though

>>3627772
She's not a white supremacist retard, she's an anti communist, who help liberate hispanic countries and now she wants a nice life with a latino husband so she can have mixes kids. Get your rrats straight.

>>3627772
Rrats aside she sounds she sounds like a huge cunt irl, is she not aware of how right wing japanese society is? Also i wonder what she thinks of conservative Christian non white people, because those exist by the billons. She should meet the average hispanic family, they are more right wing than a white family.

>What if Ame was gay and her name Amelia Fagson?

>>3627772
wasn't the whole point of that post to say that those things don't make you oppressive

>>3627772
Anybody has the video?

>>3614425
as long as it's a very occaisonal thing and not like holotalk, i dont see any problem with it.

>>3631543
No. The person in the video says that's it's ok to be all those things and then at the 2 minute mark, he then says that that's what colored people hear all the time and that white people should quit being racist. It's a bait and switch.

>>3632774
Yikes

>>3614558
As someone who runs a podcast myself I can tell you it isnt as easy as you expect. You need to really plan out what you want to say and do because while there are some who can just go with the flow, many podcasts without topics will just crash and burn because itll sound boring. Itll end up being inside jokes and people circle jerking.

>>3624418
Holy shit anon my sides.

>>3613993
Ame ripoff Holotalk

>>3631067
>She should meet the average hispanic family, they are more right wing than a white family.
As a beaner that's not entirely right nor wrong, it seems that old first generation tend to be more right wing and newer second/third gen kids tend to be slightly more left winging, however growing up in less than good beaner towns in cali, a lot of brown people like me would say fuck trump yet have more right wing ideas, strange really

>>3631067
>is she not aware of how right wing japanese society is
she had a meltdown on twitter over Japanese Trump supporters lol

>>3637243
if republicans, just tone down the racism like a 20% they would be majority, but still baffles me how they operate they are so retarded

>>3630183
>Have you ever escalated a situation where you have to outcrazy a crazy person? We were walking to the office with Haachama and there’s a Papa Johns between where we were and the office and we saw this guy dressed up as a pizza doing his dance like “Hey guys!”. So we got near him and he saw, he saw us look down and say “For fuck’s sake...” but he still shuffled over sadly and was all “Hi guys, do you want some pizza?” And as soon as he opened his mouth Haachama started screaming “I LUBBA DA PIZZA! I LUBBA DA NO PEPELONI!” and immediately, he backed off. He was wearing a pizza costume but he was visibly scared and he didn’t say anything. Anyway, on the way back he was still there but he didn’t say anything to us.

>>3636704
Maybe the real hidden tridents, are the trannies who streamed along the way?

Which holos?

>>3615170
rrat...

>>3637243
I don't know man, as a beaner growing up in southern california there's a sizable right leaning BUILD THE WALL, orange man good group of mexicans I know including myself and my family. From experience border hoppers and their little beanlets are dirty left leaning commies while homegrown spics are based and redpilled and ready to bread prime chimkun pussy, this was before I moved from commiefornia 6 years ago and I hear it's even more of a commie hell hole now.