/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3574954
You're gay

>>3574954
Op is a fag

>ITT things that never happened

>>3574954
which one is your oshi?

>wake up

>>3575075
SHABADABADABA BREAK UP

>>3575074
Haachama...

>>3574954
>inner fag awakens
FTFY

>>3575197
all women are inherently psychotic, so don't feel bad about dicking pseudohaachama

>SNAP BACK TO REALITY

>>3575197
The fuck is wrong with you? Haachama is one of the holos that's just as degenerate as her fans. I'd understand if your oshi was Sora and you wanted to protect her purity, but this is Haachama we're talking about.

>>3574954
>as she wants to proceed to doing ungodly things
Feels bad man

>>3575443
>mfw that screenshot hits home

>>3575535

>>3574954
Why you are gay ?

>>3574954
You are not supposed to have an oshi and a gf anon, it does shit to the relationship and it eventually leads it to brake up. Your gf ia supposed to occupy the space your oshi has.

>>3574954
storyfags have the weirdest brains

>>3574954
>>have gf
Doubt

>>3574954
>stop posting here Gigguk

>>3575572
>sex addicted gf
>insists on violent sex, otherwise she will mock me
>if I am not as aggressive as usual she'll imply that maybe I no longer find her attractive
>if I can't get it up for the third time in a day it's probably because I no longer love her or something
>before rona I'd stay longer at work sometimes so that I am late enough at home that she can't demand sex more than once
>prefer masturbation to sex because it's not filled with expectations and pressure to perform
>actually just want to cuddle in front of some VTuber streams, anime or play some vidya

I might be a beta cuck with the body and outward personality of an alpha so I am pretty much fucked. Girls will always expect the tough chad act from me.

>>3575819
>boo hoo women have sex with me
Anon get back to me when the only women that ever touched you have been escorts.

>>3574954
based

>>3575868
>dehydrated man jealous of drowning man

>>3575197
She's among the ones I'd feel least guilty to give a good dicking to

>>3575443
that screenshot physically hurt to read because of how much I relate to it.

>>3575819
Same. I lifted and started putting on a dominant persona to attracted women and it genuinely ended up fucking me in the long run because all the women are dissatisfying and needy. I'm currently voluntarily single because it came to the point where I more often than not regretted having sex over going to bed early, or watching my Oshi or whatever.

>>3576368
That's kind of deep anon.

>>3576561
Same, I fucking wish I was gay because of how unsatisfying sex has become. Women always want more and never give anything back.

>>3576772
its not anon. its a commonly used saying. Do you want me to explain its incredibly obvious meaning to you?

>>3576561
Based.
I have better shit to do than trying to please people who make a point of never being happy about anything, like watching anime girls play video games.

>>3576890
I never heard it before. Don't be an ass. I hope your oshi gets fucked by that cdwag guy and she livestreams it.

>>3574954
I know this is probably fake, but just in case it isn't, did you actually tell her
>can't dick my gf in cosplay of my oshi because it would be "wrong" and "disrespectful" toward my oshi
Or did you go along with it anyways.

>>3577125
I kinda made an excuse since I am a pussy and successfully avoided doing the deed.

>>3576890
That's kind of shallow, anon.

>>3574954
Hope this is fake anon. If it's not, you probably need to reevalute your priorities

Offer to cosplay too so you can blame the character you cosplay for doing the deed.

>>3574954
>Heavy into vtubers
>Have a girlfriend
Lmao fucking schizos

>>3575197
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you, but you might be gay. If it turns out you're actually into sausages hook me up with your GF. Thanks.

>>3577857
It's 2021...

>>3574954
>>>lgbt

>>3574954
Please finish this fanfiction.

>>3574954
>>have gf
get out

>>3579536
Having a girlfriend on 4chan isn't unheard of anymore, even /r9k/ has moved on from that phase