/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>34292138
I wish he was a TRAP

>>34292138
Rent free.

>>34292138
Nice to see that you hate sub him for some reason

>>34292138
STOP DUDE. I am TIRED of you FUCKERS shitting up this BOARD for $STEAM GIFT CARDS$.
This board USED to be SACRED GROUND. The VATICAN of VTUBING, the MECCA of WEEBS.
Now we have you NORMALFAGS, who DON'T watch STREAMS, SHITTING 24/7 just to get FALL GUYS for FREE.
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34292306
He probably one of those that enjoy the cuckoldry in secret.

SJW hates men, whats new?

>>34292138
I thought members only collabs weren't allowed

>>34292138
OP trying real hard for those gift cards

>>34292138
It's okay, I'll stream it for you guys.

>>34292417
This describes all of the people who spam these threads about hating them and upset that they're collabing with Hololive. They love throwing out the 'cuck' comments, but most people don't think about any of these vtubers that way and it's all so they can build up a fantasy to masturbate to. Cucks love the concept of people thinking about them that way, it's part of the fetish. So they publicly degrade themselves. It's like grosser voyeurism.

>>34292956
Holos aren't allowed to join the membership of other holo's channels. Beyond that I don't know.

>>34293312
This is 100% true. I have a degree in psychology and this is actually how they think

>>34292417
That would give him something in common with altare, maybe the start of a new fan

>>34292138
>Monty Python
I will now watch Tempus

>>34292417
Then he would have something in common with altare,

>>34292956
It's courteous to not paywall collabs but no one on management will clue them in or stop them since they want stars to achieve some level of success.

>>34293609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAiLTgKRU0

>>34293697
Eh, with Tempus it barely even counts as paywalling because their fans give out so many gift subs that pretty much all of their regular viewers have membership at this point. It's almost impossible to not get one - especially for Altare.

>>34292138
>farm
Lol their membership are basically being handed out for free at this point

>>34293312
I'm the guy you originally quoted and I agree with you. I don't understand how can they even think being cuckolded because a female talent worked with a man. Now if we dissect their mindset a little deeper you can discover that is nothing but projection. They think of these 2D anime girls as their girlfriend. Yet they willingly share "their" girlfriend with thousand of other men at the same time which is what an actual cuck does with his girlfriend when he share her to his friends or brothers. Working with male coworker is lebad while sharing their imaginary girlfriend is totally find and not a total cuck move at all according to their logic.

>>34294190
Here's another example

>>34294453
And another one

>>34292138
Purposefully excluding fans from your genmates so they have to join membership

Yo thats messed up

>>34292138
that is very low wtf

>>34294749
Literally anyone who watches a stream on Altare's channel can get the membership tier they need to watch this gifted for free. It's not excluding anyone except people who don't watch streams that are on his channel anyway.

>>34294439
This is true. I am a certified psychologist.

>>34295279
literally this. if you haven‘t gotten a gifted membership for any of the tempus boys at this point that‘s your own fault for not watching streams

>>34292138
Never heard of that movie.

>>34292138
>First Rosemi LotR Ext version
>Now Monty Python
Such a good weekend

>>34294190
Don't you have to buy them?

>>34295390
How about not having a Youtube account in first place?

>>34294439
How is sharing pictures of your gf ever a cuck move? That makes no sense. That’s like saying "Yeah that’s right I get to bang that losers", that’s the opposite of cuckoldry

>>34295390
I turned off gifting

>>34295390
Still cant watch if you're a member of axel, magni and vesper but not altare

>>34292138
well when you have absolutely no talent
and got hired by nepotism

>>34295692
It just is, you fucking chudcel

>>34292360
>Implying it wasn't like this before

>>34294554
Oh right, here's magni

>>34295743
Altare's is the absolute easiest one to get. The only way you wouldn't have it if you have gifts enabled is if you refuse to watch content on his channel, and in that case you wouldn't be watching a membership stream from him anyway.

>>34295597
You can buy memberships and have them go to random other people in chat. If enough people do it with relatively low ccv gray names become pretty much non-existent.

>>34296035
OK but I want to watch Monty Python with Vesper and Magni, who I like. But even though I have their memberships I can't watch unless I buy Regis' membership (or get gifted one but that's too late now)

Even if it was a gift sub, OP enabled the option and tuned in long enough to fish a lucky sub. Did OP seriously watch a stream to look for something to shit on? That's pretty pathetic, don't you have anything better to do

I'm not even sure what the big deal is and this is coming from an EN hater

>>34292234
Go visit /mans/. Trust me, there’s some shit there that’ll make your wee-wee feel a bit tingly. Some of it’s actually gender bent too and not just crossdressing.

>>34292138
noel has done a members only collab with flare before

>>34296035
Anon...I watch everyone's streams and even put in a couple chat messages for good measure yet I was only able to receive Axels gifted membership. I'm one of the most unlucky anons you'll ever meet. I wish they'd all just stream it. This sucks

>>34295692
Not pictures of your gf genius. But yeah keep moving the goal post if it's going to make you feel better cuck.

>>34294190
Yup, got a gifted sub from Axel's stream and I wasn't even there by choice, I just got redirected there for like 20 seconds before realizing wth happened.

>>34296360
NOOOO YOU CAN'T POINT THAT OUT NOOOO NO NO!!! TEMPUS BAD HOLOLIVE GOOD

>>34292138
>the members requested Monty Python
>its Tempus bad that is trying to farm members
retard

>>34297476
i don't know what OP expected. this board is retarded 24/7

For me it's Lancelot slaughtering the innocents at the castle, laughed like a madman, that must've been some shit back when this first came out

>>34296801
I got 3/4 pretty much the first stream I watched after membership was enabled for each of them (the only one I don't have is Vesper, but that's because I almost never watch his solo streams).

I usually post in chat a lot when I watch streams, but I've seen some people say they got gifts and didn't chat at all, so I dunno if it actually makes a difference.

>>34292138
Bro gets so many gifted memberships this streams practically public for anyone whose interested lel
Stay mad giftless pleb

>>34295881
That's the joke retard

>>34296360
>>34297476
>>34297691
The Noel/Flare collab was streamed on both their channels though, while this Tempus collab is only being streamed on Altare's, but hey you're not going to point THAT out now either are you

>>34297892
shouldn't they all have the stream as members only?

>>34297783
at least the guy that was shitposting Magni's member stream 5 minute trauma dump about finally being happy where he was at least coughed up the 5 bucks to do the shitpost. OP is a pathetic poorfag that can't even be ARS'd to do it lmao

>>34297907
they should, but it doesn't look like they will

>>34297892
Pretty sure management has to greenlight those prior to being able to talk about it. Altare had to tell Axel he wasn't allowed to play LoL on members stream. And if it happens to be a thing where management is stupid and didn't think to check if its ok, they will correct it on the fly as they have done many times prior.

>>34296035
But I dont watch solo altare streams

>>34298154
Gift subs are also given out during the collabs on his channel.

Don't forget that Mori did it first with her mother

>>34292138
based dislike

>watching movies with anime avatar dudes
sounds kinda gay

isnt it
>member watchalong
>oh the boys want to watch it too?
>hey lets watch it all together since i was gonna do it solo anyways

>>34299700
yes, he does a members only watchalong every week.
watch his streams to get a gift membership (it’s not hard) or buy one.

>I will deliberately make up fake scenarios in my head to get mad at a bunch of male cartoons in a screen
My brother in Christ take your medications

>leveling in WotLK
>listening to Vesper
very relaxing

>>34299259
No... My T4 Andorra membership was for nothing...

>>34294439
[red]It is not "sharing your gf" if the chuuba is not in the presence of those men physically. It's only cuckoldry if she is accepting of having relations with another person aside from her lover. In fact bringing up those thousands of male fans that watch a chuuba other than you is an absurd argument in of itself. They will likely never be within even an inch of their oshi. They could never even hope to have her attention on them for any longer than a minute. [/red][blue]Merely watching a chuuba with others does not equate being cucked by other men.[/blue] With this simple fact it shows that your "analysis" is nothing but a sham. All it takes is one simple slip of tongue and a deduction like this is trivial for anon. Thoughts, ladies and gentleanons?

>>34292138
Please stop shitting on my boy Regis.

>>34295692
SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY
Here's a thought: experiment for everyone:
If you showed me a pic of your girlfriend with the intention of bragging about how hot she is, and I ask you if I can print the picture out to cum on it later... If you agree is there some element of cuckholdry going on there?
what if you say no and I just end up doing it behind your back, have you accidentally cucked yourself by whoring out the image of your girlfriend?

>>34297310
Lol you're membered to a Homostar what a fag.

>>34300821
I'm not going to read your reply chain, but yes.
I stopped watching a female chuuba because my jealousy peaked thinking about her being shared with other people, thousands even. At first you can brush it off as you're watching her only for entertainment, but attachment always comes when you spend a prolonged time during streams you start thinking she's more than that. If this feeling of jealousy isn't there you're unironically a cuck (or about to be).

>>34295692
>Here's the pic of my gf. Feel free to spray it with cum.

>>34293697
You expect EN sharts to have any sort of respect or courtesy?

>>34294190
>>34294453
>>34294554
>>34296001
They get close to 50+ gifted memberships a stream that it's almost impossible to not have one at the rate they're given out unless you haven't enabled it or you're an unlucky fucker.

>Someone is actually bitching to Vesper about Regis having a members collab
please don't be from here.

hehe I’m the OP and idk if it says that when I reply but anyways :)
I tried to sound mean cus y’all always so damn hardcore about your feelings here, I didn’t know how 4chan reacted to the boys so I played it safe by being mean lol
No one has to believe me but I really just posed cus I wanted to see what type of reaction this would cause. Cus it’s true, I do think it’s a little shitty that he is the only one streaming it and not all the boys but at the end of the day… fauna is streaming civ v at that time anyways so it doesn’t matter to me lol

The fact that Tempus existing is making some people have legitimate mental breakdowns is great.

>>34292138
>Crying over membership
Jesus Christ some people here complain about anything

>>34301854
They get 100+ in gifted memberships most of the times. But is going to slow down as some point. I feel like their channels still on the membership honey moon phase. Once the women get tired of the people begging for collabs because it takes time away from their oshi the femcel unicorns will gift less to keep the talent strictly for themselves and those who paid.

>>34293240
I'll kneel if you do, it's only right

>>34292138
Most hated tempus member in /vt/
Regis > Magni > Axel > Vesper
Is this correct?

>>34304178
looking the way things are i would say it is
Regis=Magni>>>>>>>>>Axel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nowa

>>34301468
Hey that's literally what I replied to that guy, expect alot more verbose

>>34292222
the other big platform is fucking dying before our very eyes

>>34292138
>Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Don't women HATE that movie? Is Tempus targeting actual homos?

are you aware just how CHEAP an ars membership i

>>34300821
Asking that question may get you socked in the chin by some.

>>34292956
They're more than allowed to. It was just the early days of farming EOP faggots so they didn't want people to feel "excluded."

>>34305120
Unironically cheaper than a subway giftcard

>>34293746
Gross

Magni Dezmond: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.

Axel Syrios: Nothing like a good glass of Da-Hong Pao tea, ay Vesper?

Noir Vesper: You're right there Axel.

Regis Altare: Who'd a thought fifty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Da-Hong Pao tea.

Magni Dezmond: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have a supa to pay the price of a can o' monster energy.

Axel Syrios: A cup ' HOT monster energy.

Regis Altare: Without monster or energy.

Noir Vesper: OR a can!

Magni Dezmond: In a filthy, cracked plastic cup.

Regis Altare: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

Axel Syrios: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of copium.

Noir Vesper: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were 2view.

Magni Dezmond: Aye. BECAUSE we were 2view. My old Dad used to say to me, 'Supas don't buy you happiness.'

Regis Altare: 'E was right. I was happier then and I was 2view'. We used to stream in this tiiiny old channel, with greaaaaat big holes in the revenue.

Axel Syrios: Your own channel? You were lucky to have a channel! We used to stream in one channel, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no OBS. Half the bandwidth was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of disconnecting!

Noir Vesper: You were lucky to have a shared channel! *We* used to have to go live on Twitch!

Magni Dezmond: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of streamin' on Twitch! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to stream on an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of ads all over us! Twitch!? hmph.

Regis Altare: Well when I say 'Twitch' it was only a pirated clone of Twitch covered by a piece of CSS, but it Twitch to US.

Axel Syrios: We were evicted from *our* pirated clone of Twitch; we had to go live on Facebook!

Noir Vesper: You were lucky to stream on Facebook! There were a hundred and sixty of us streaming from a small AWS server in the middle of the north pole.

Magni Dezmond: Cardboard server?

Noir Vesper: Aye.

Magni Dezmond: You were lucky. We streamed for three months from a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, stream down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, Yagoo would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

Axel Syrios: Luxury. We used to have to get out of Facebook at three o'clock in the morning, clean the Facebook, eat a handful of hot gravel, stream at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Yagoo would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

Noir Vesper: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the server clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, streamed twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, Yagoo would slice us in two with a bread knife.

Regis Altare: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), drink a cup of sulphuric acid, stream twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to stream, and when we got home, Yagoo and our fans would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Shiny Smily Story.'

Magni Dezmond: But you try and tell the young chuubas today that... and they won't believe ya'.

ALL: Nope, nope..