/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Man I love hags

>>34173873
I keep fucking up previous thread
>>34149104

sneep

good morning, /wvt/

Many of the cultures born of this thread do not provide room for growth of a vtubers channel beyond 30 ccv.

Cutest dog on the block

>>34174012
Yozo was right

someone name a chuuba

i love my oshi!

>>34174113
Lucky

>>34174113
Lumi

I love my oshi and hope she has a nice day!!

>>34174113
klouvette

https://vocaroo.com/1jxsCVH2YXY1

>>34174056
/lig/ proved yozo wrong, and it was made to prove her wrong
Several chuubas have made the ascension and received some buff out of it, which comes with a Damascus complementary pregnant sketch.

>>34174012
Yes. If a vtuber grows large enough to not be able to respond to individual viewers, I will stop watching them. That seems to begin around 100-150ccv.

I love Letania...

>>34174493
Commissioned a drawing of her happy and pregnant. It is the only way.

>>34174397
Cover Mr Brightside.

>>34174162
you got a twitter or twitch link

>>34174571
https://twitter.com/UnluckyHorse

:p

I don't know why shes interested in me.

>>34174518
thanks for your service I guess?

>>34174493
I hope you don't schizo out anon, you're cool

>>34174593
>neopets profile on her carrd
that's a keeper

>>34174493
I feel you, bro... hold strong. You'll get that passport someday.

>>34174469
>Damascus complementary pregnant sketch
none of these words are in the bible

>>34174610
I genuinely want to stop goslinging, please understand...
Also!
Nyano plays MGS4!
https://www.twitch.tv/nyanomancer
Eggy keeps on with her travel zatsudan!
https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
I have no idea why I keep seeing this chuuba everywhere! She's playing Dark Souls 3!
https://www.twitch.tv/nako_ryu

>>34174525
not trying 2 b hurtful and i mean this in the most positive way possible but the killers are not to my taste but thank u for the recommendation my friend

Which heretuber would cause the most sucides when she makes a 'I am actually married with a kid' post like Kikicheesu did? Its gotta be Nina or Mint, right?

>>34174703
Why contain it?

>>34174703
What’s the root of this and why does it pain you?

>>34174715
Coward.

>>34174610
>I hope you don't schizo out anon
nta, but holy fuck. there moments this year i almost went full schizo on the trash can due to gosling.
Stay safe and sane goslingbros

>>34174754
Kitanya

>>34174754
koopa

>>34174754
>Nina
>here
whats a wvt
unironically /wvt/ is probably the most sane part of this board at least when it comes to unicorns/goslings. yes I know about the two or three hyperschizos we got running around, but I'm talking in general. Just look at the catalog whenever someone from tempus has a collab with kronii or bae if you don't believe me.

>>34174754
You unicorn faggots are so weak and pathetic. Odds are incredibly low that they’re not already in relationships.

>Letania: my oshi is Zach Hadel I am obsessed with this man
You are more handsome than Zach Hadel, right Anon?

stop posting and browsing in public you faggots, I saw one of you today

>>34174599
Why do you insist on this insufferable form of advertising? I know your name but in no universe am I ever gonna click your stream now. Do you have autism that prevents you from having self awareness?

>>34174754
Aria

>>34174821
i'm sorry maybe i can meet u halfway. do u know any songs that would b hurtful 2 me that aren't super duper gay?

>>34174860
you can't stop me

>>34174859
Oshi isn’t love interest. It’s someone you want to push and support into success. Zach’s a handsome fella and funny to boot, I can see why she’s a fan.

>>34174859
looks like an average man

>>34174823
If I feel like I wrote something too mean I just write it down and then close the window without submitting.
Gives me the same effect without hurting anyone.
I also try to remember spreadsheeters might still be around and they can recognize my writing style.

>>34174859
unironically yes

>>34174860
Should've kicked their ass

>>34174012
How can there be no girls without boyfriends and yet so many guys without girlfriends

>>34174860
phoneposting is based

>>34174859
This is the most autistic thing I have ever seen.

>>34174938
I hope the spreadsheeter thing is just a meme because I'm painfully aware of some of my tics when I write and I hope nobody else is

>>34174932
True, but it also sets a certain standard. You wouldn't make someone undesireable and revolting your oshi no matter how talented they are.

>>34175041
>he doesn't consciously change things up with every post
Bro...

>>34174864
I think this was addressed the other day
>>34106420
>>34106532
and then >>34118359
Basically advertising in this place is worthless if everyone hates you because no one will recommend you for a raid

>>34174859
No lmao
>>34174797
It's simply not good
>>34174814
Letania was nice to me once (1) and I'm deeply infatuated
Also!
Viking chuuba plays Warhammer 40k Mechanicus! This motherfucker has some budget holy shit!
https://www.twitch.tv/bjorn_ch

>>34175041
It's not

>>34175090
>trusting anyaposter

>>34175122
I tried so hard to make sure she would never find me out, and then it happened anyway

.
https://files.catbox.moe/awifja.jpg

>>34175094
it's just infatuation anon. that's not to say letania isn't a friendly girl but you already created a rapport with her and you'd be undoing a lot of work schizoing out and you'd make her, yourself and everyone else sad

If you could completely remove the romantic feelings your fans had for you, would you do it?

>>34175277
no. i need them as much as they need me

how hard can it possibly be to just not schizo out when you like a girl? you really have to have gotten zero girls in your entire life. i recommend falling in love with a girl you actually know, who will never love you back. that'll sort you right out.

you just have to not be fucking ridiculous.

>>34175263
I know...

>>34175328
>i recommend falling in love with a girl you actually know
In my own experience this is what actually makes people schizo the hardest

>>34175328
you know the answer. non schizos don't make the posts that you keep making

>>34175328
Kind of weird to think with the things I had going on with a certain chuuba behind closed doors at one point that if that if I was just a little more mentally unwell I could have turned out as the next thread schizo instead of just moving on with my life and accepting things didn't work out.

>>34175328
>you really have to have gotten zero girls in your entire life

>>34175277
I’m not romantically available. I’m a little fantasy creature in your PC. Getting involved with me is as realistic as getting engaged with a doujinshi futa

>>34175328
I'm a kissless wizard. It's easier than you would think.

>>34175328
"I joined a hobby where girls pretend to be anime characters and play videogames all day while saying how much they love their audience, and their fans are all socially inept shut-ins with zero experience dealing with women and romance! How could this have possibly happened??"

>>34175392
>>34175401
>>34175418
>>34175473
>>34175538
>>34175547
i've been a bigger gosling than you could possibly know and even i haven't thought to scream into the void about how much i hate [girl i like]. not for ANY of the girls i've liked. not even when i was 17 and verifiably a terrible piece of shit with NO bitches and in love with a close friend. just calm down.

you're never going to get rid of your romantic feelings for a chuuba if you don't do a bit of introspection and come to your own conclusions. no one in this thread can help you, you're the only one that can resolve your issue
t.ex gosling

Vtubing is virtual prostitution. Accept it. That whore might say she loves you when you’re three inches in her but that doesn’t make it true. It’s an experience you pay for.

I love this dog like you wouldn't believe!

>>34174034
correct!

The fact that not a single male ever has the balls to cover The Homossexual (the Kirin J Callinan version) proves there's a lot of room to grow yet.

>>34174034
Where are her pants and underwewar...

the process of getting accepted in the thread is easy. keep all the vtubers you actually like for yourself and never talk about anything that is related to you or things you like. instead make posts about koopa and others that are in the threads approved vtuber pool and while doing that make sure that you follow the style of earlier posts about them. very important if you want to avoid anti screeching

>>34175706
she doesn't need those

>>34175344
Does it hurt you? Is there any way to stop it hurting you? She seems friendly, why not be friends?

>>34175473
i refuse to believe that they aren't shitposting. female vtubers would have 0 viewers without lonely men

>>34175589
You have no idea what the lives of the people who do these things are like.
You had a close friend? A female friend? At 17? Some of these dudes have NEVER had a close friend, much less a female friend, and they're in their 30s.
A case of a biological need for intimacy and love coming into direct conflict with their lives of anxious isolation.

>>34175328
>you really have to have gotten zero girls in your entire life.
>i recommend falling in love with a girl you actually know, who will never love you back.

I think it's you who has the unreasonable expectations here. If we ever got girls in real life or knew girls in real life we could possibly spend time with, we probably wouldn't be watching and obsessing over vtubers.

https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker
alker majora's mask

>>34174162

>>34175328
>i recommend falling in love with a girl you actually know, who will never love you back.
You speak as if you have experience with this. Story time?

>>34175775
Nah I'm fine, it's just ritual posting and some anons seem to think I'll chimp out. I'm thankful to Letania for recommending my work and being patient with me first and foremost, I'd rather not annoy her or anything by being clingy outside of this thread!

>>34175621
the viewers know this very well and that is the reason why they are so offended by posts like yours

>>34175729
How come?

>>34175887
no!

>>34173873
Watch Furuya Mari play Gundam Evolution!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVUm6BBeOrE

>>34175775
you can't just choose to befriend a popular girl. all their time is already reserved

Hey um...I don't mean to interrupt this threads theme of discussion of vtubers IRL sexual relationships but I just want to let everyone know that I figured out what PurityValentine is. She is a cursed celestial/holy being like a vampire. Thanks for letting me talk about vtubers. Go ahead and go back to discussing vtubers IRL and sexual relationships. Sorry if I was a bother derailing the thread from what we're all here meant to be discussing.

>>34175992
That’s understandable, but it better not be a case where she doesn’t even know you love her and you’re just assuming she does

>>34175917
bro... she literally accepts any random friend request she gets and has open DMs on twitter. i'm sure it'd be fine if you just talk to her.

>>34175917
I hope she sparks joy and that you will remain happy anon.

>>34176044
*rapes you*

>>34176031
are you the same guy that was bothering everyone in tsunderia to collab with her under their schedules

>>34176060
>she doesn’t even know you love her and you’re just assuming she does
she doesn't know, and i prefer it that way!

>>34176044
yo that actually makes a lot of sense

>>34169096
yeah buddy

>>34176044
unironically shut the fuck up

I really hope the female chuubas I like to hang out with don't think I'm a gosling

>>34175589
I mean, I keep myself under control, I was just telling that anon that going years without a relationship is easier than that anon might think.

>>34170923
Where the fuck did he go? I haven't seen him anywhere at all. I miss his porn...

>>34176225
It's ok women are blind to men feelings.
They don't like you so they naturally think you don't like them back.

>>34176174
Then support her in the shadows, be her secret oil baron, be that secret ally nobody knows exists. don’t let your loved ones suffer the cruelty of this world like I have

>>34176223
you know that the thread is better when he is the only one actually trying to have sane discussion about vtubers. the rest of the thread seems to be drama and shit tier viewers talking about themselves

>>34175794
This. It's just socially privileged men not understanding what it's like to be socially unprivileged. They don't know.

>>34175128
At this point, Anyaposters are the sanest posters /here/

>>34176376
that the fuck this was supposed to say dead. i hate this tiny reply box

>>34176376
Rebel isn't trying to have sane discussion ever. What about his Purity post was sane?

>>34174832
This not because she has unicorns but because if she had a child it would 100% mean that she would be dead and her fanbase would chase her to the afterlife
At least I would do so

>>34176400
We always were. We’re the last sane ones on this earth lol

>>34176464
unlike the rest of you he isn't talking about relationships or the mental illness of viewers. "I figured out what PurityValentine is. She is a cursed celestial/holy being like a vampire." is way more vtuber related than those things

>>34175706
In the bed, I had sex with her beforehand.

>>34174116
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>34176466
>if she had a child it would 100% mean that she would be dead
i know it's all memes and koopa is most likely going to leave vtubing behind in a couple of years but i'd be devastated if something really bad happened to her..i love this turtle very much despite not personally knowing her

If you want to compare vtubing with sex workers, and you think that's derogatory, you need to re-examine the positive role of sex work in society, and to re-examine the real danger that lonely men pose to society if they are not kept in check somehow.

Seeeeeeeeex with Letania! Sex with cute hag!

Mary plays Fortnite with some girls!
https://www.twitch.tv/watanabe_mary
Hooligan returns!
https://www.twitch.tv/catherineciphervt
I don't have images for them so have Grimmi!

>>34176841
Legalize and unionize sex work. Get them weekly health check ups. Normalize nudity. Provide proper sex ed. Christian morality has ruined us and we’re living in a doomer capitalism cult where it’s cooler to shoot up a school than to ask someone for pity sex.

perhaps the viewers that left and didn't become chuubas just had an Eureka moment....

How good is a ccv of 55?

>>34176985
Not as good as 56

>>34176985
Literally 1 in one million

>>34176985
bro having 5 CCV is already better than 99% of people on twitch, don't get hung up on numbers like this so hard.

https://www.twitch.tv/catherineciphervt
mute hooligan's chatting for a bit before playing some slay the spire!

https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber
digital angel's doin a morning stream

How do we convince the diaper poster on /trash/ to post here too?

>>34177459
i'd rather have that lucahjin poster
speaking of lucahjin, what is she doing these days

If any vtubers want a shrine built the great viewer rebelearthsky is willing to do commissions but only with the vtubers explicit consent to have a shrine built in their likeness. That way you can't out him as a creepy obsessed stalker.

>>34177572
Will he do males?

>>34177504
ill tell you a secret the lucahjin is also the lumi poster

>>34177572
>but only with the vtubers explicit consent to have a shrine built in their likeness. That way you can't out him as a creepy obsessed stalker.
based

I dare you to go into alker's chat and just say git gud

>>34177614
loomiposter... there's a new home now...

How do I stop myself from resenting all those vtubers who got big quickly because of leeching clout from bigger ones?

>>34177874
you just get even bigger without leeching ez

>>34177874
Stream on some go nowhere platform like what mixer was for 100 days and for many hours everyday until you realize that all on twitch even 0views sit upon the shoulders of Giants. Then and only then can you see vtubers with eyes unclouded by hate.

>>34177874
by remembering that for every one of those there's a thousand more that tried the same thing and failed. all success boils down to luck and whoever you're saying cheated still just got lucky at the end of the day.

>>34177874
realize that the world isn't inherently just

>>34178002
just what?

>>34178016
based

>>34178016
just, the state of justice

Hello /wvt/, I , a babi, am celebrating my birthday this weekend! Come drop by if you'd like!
https://twitter.com/NasuMaturi/status/1575014100223938560

>>34178201
>CharityMeatSpin
This imagine has no meat, nor no spin

>>34178201
>babi
Thanks for the warning

>>34178256

>>34178022
based on what

it looks hilarious when an unironic autist is trying to be nice

>>34178309
ON MY DICK
WOOOOOOO

how can i leach off of bigger streamers and blow up

>>34178361
Just comission the artists vtubers to do something for you

>>34178317
example?

>>34178361
Have zero shame and act like you’ve always been friends with them.

>>34178361
have you tried playing toontown? alternatively have you tried playing leisure suit larry? alternatively would you like to play god hand?

>>34178334
not based on much then

>>34178471
Viewertown…

i hadn't watched sakura when corpse covered this so maybe i'll enjoy this more

>>34178361
embed and suck bigger streamer dick. Jones has 50 viewers (5) on the regular and has good clout

>>34178493
i am a viewer but i am unaffiliated
my loyalties lie with my oshi

>>34178458
stop trying to sillypill people meat

>>34178588
one day i will raise the silliest kohai

>>34178770
focus on getting that polka collab

Inis is very cute

>>34178317
Literally me fr fr

>>34178969
based german girl enjoyer

I'm excited to see October costumes!

>>34179069
do you think kwapi will get a new halloween costume or just go with the witch one this year
i'm kinda hoping for a christmas one instead

Are there any female chuubas out there that don't talk about their audience or other vtubers behind their back, and don't start/engage drama?
Is that really too much to ask for?

>>34179203
anon I...

>>34179240
me

>>34179240
>shitting on their audience in public
>shitting on their audience behind their backs
you only get to pick one

>>34179240
My oshi

>>34179327
what, did she graduate or something? i don't have a twitter account so that stuff's hard to follow

I made a elder scrolls oblivion avatar for the vtuber known as halbernach.

>>34179240
Most people do not have the courage to express negativity directly.

>>34179327
jesas

>>34179407
no, she already talked about the next costume. it's going to be a reimagining of her original debut outfit, the white trashbag

>>34179508
oh

>>34179240
chuubas are evil creatures behind the cameras, trust me

>>34178770
i will be your silliest clown meat

Vtubers should use more soundbytes sourced from their own channels clips.

>>34177769
what's in it for me

>>34179240
I don’t
The secret chuuba discords I’m in are filled with this negativity, but I do not partake. I just don’t talk. I will never talk ill of my fanbase

Nya!

>>34178317
why poop on a trait that half of this thread identifies with?

>>34178458
>god hand
Now you know what you must conquer.

>>34180423
cute!

Letania can cook and I think that's cute.

>>34180851
at that age she better know

>>34180914
you'd be surprised, but I guess she's European so it makes sense.

>>34180851
I'm sure vampires who exist only to enslave and consume can cook. I wouldn't be surprised if Letania has a grizzly cook book of vampire recipes passed down by ancient vampires who plagued ancient Egypt and mesopotamia. Yes I think vtuber cooking lore is indeed vtubing, and on topic.

>>34181014
>he thinks european women somehow know to cook
buddy, american women and european women aren't that different

how to stop being a maid gosling

>>34181243
Become butler gosling

i wonder if this will affect any chuubas https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/09/as-a-meteorologist-hurricane-ian-is-the-nightmare-storm-i-worry-about-most/

https://www.twitch.tv/soyapoya
bean queen just has "it's a stream!" on the schedule post but she's live

>>34181030
She was embraced in the 1700s and she's a woman. Maybe she was a scullery maid who was brought into vampiric nobility?

>>34181379
Onions

I think the Sloth and Droppu drama is weird. On Droppu's stream it looks like they were ignoring her but on everyone else's stream Droppu wasn't even talking. She also used today's stream to complain the entire time, which is really unprofessional. I think it's weird that this has happened in every corpo Droppu has joined. Maybe she's at fault here?

>>34181384
>be 300 years old
>still pay rent for a castle

>>34181462
Compound interest in the most powerful force in the world.

>>34181452
Can't fool me sloth

>>34181462
Welcome to society, a society that we live in. We live in a society, you might say.

>>34181576
>>34181486
my headcanon is that she's bad with money, 300 years is plenty enough time to do some illegal shit and be done with your debt

I'm making here vtubers faces in elder scrolls oblivion. Got any vtubers you want to see sculpted in potato world?

>>34181662
Rin Wasabi

Males who would be really good malewives?

>>34181662
Khajit Vaun (female)

>>34175992
is it a chuuba
describe her and why do you love her

>>34181780
Vaun...

>>34181764
Nelson

>>34181799
Believe it or not that wasn't me who posted that, but I do support it.

>>34181764
Gondola unironically

>>34181821
He said that he often had to move appartments because he is a bad roommate.

>>34181904
rrat: nelson is towershield's crazy roommate

>>34181452
groomable chuuba?

>>34181943
Who'd want to groom an Australian lmao

>>34181452
she had herself muted in the call?

>>34182046
>Droppu is Australian
suddenly it all makes sense.

>>34181904
I can fix him

>>34182124
Yeah she muted herself on purpose so she could get pissy at her genmates that's totally sane behaviour and not just a rrat being spread to damage control.

Sloth I know you're very optimistic about Bond, but I get the feeling that literally no one in the company shares your same enthusiasm. I know you want to get some time under your belt and you'll walk away with skills but stop putting yourself out there for these people.

>>34182124
If thats the case its more funny that no one corrected her.

>constant drama being manufactured around a single chuuba that instantly stops for hours before abruptly getting started right back up after someone woke up/got out of class
it's all so tiresome

Viewercord I know you're very optimistic about grooming Sloth, but I get the feeling that literally no one else is stupid enough to be groomed by you. I know you want to have some female attention and you occasionally have women on the podcast but stop trying to prey on people behind the scenes.

Takako Takamura is my future wife

>>34182399
doesn't even really feel very constant. You can tell it's one guy who keeps bringing it up and like maybe two joining in the argument. It's such a nothingburger I barely even notice the posts most of the time.

I'm looking forward to watching this hag.

>>34182124
Seems like it, I think Sloth did say that on her stream and you can hear Duroppu unmute too

hags are gross and boring

>>34182639
how about this

>>34182447
You're a lucky woman

>>34182700
I wish she stayed indie... Also TuT

>>34182700
>zeek
>loli
that's not going to end well

>>34182715
otoko da yo

i noticed a new thing but i don't understand it

>>34183035
You live in a constant state of confusion my guy.

I just sculpted the vtuber Veleck in elder scrolls oblivion.

Koragi Love

why do female groups almost always create drama?

>>34182239
ok n*lson

cute boymouse

>>34183136
i see a bright dot with no explanation so why would i not be? i tried to look in the menu but saw nothing unusual there

>>34183354
>almost
I can see you, pathetic worm. You wrote always create drama and then got afraid.

>>34183462
Boysmell sniff sniff

>>34183553
airplanegorilla... this is not socially acceptable

>>34183619
He wants lolismell though since Juniper is a loli

>>34183696
I don't think he has standards, sorrel's been on his podcast twice

>>34183728
So shotasmell too?

>>34183462
I wonder if a girly Clauvio would be cuter

I just sculpted the vtuber Odette in elder scrolls oblivion.

I just sculpted the vtuber Rebelearthsky in elder scrolls oblivion.

>>34183777
I bet she has a boyish outside demeanor but girly under the sheets

WHY IS THE DOT PINK! WHY ISN'T IT PURPLE?!?!?!

>Caleb might actually do that beetle fight watchalong I suggested a few threads back
Love this rock-hoisting nigga

>>34182603
>>34183219
>>34183304
>>34184036
>>34184088
am I autistic I don't understand this meme at all

https://www.twitch.tv/kitanya_is_here
hyper saffa fox is playing the evil within today!

>>34175128
Several chuubas had their lifelines gutted by viewercord so I belieb it

>>34184170
I've seen this for the first time today. I'm going to assume the little girl is upset at the sight of something or someone disturbing on her way to school. In these cases: a vtuber.

kuma (de forma fija)

>>34184251
I mean if I saw Mari (forma racista) irl I'd probably shit myself

>>34184000
It was an absolute banger of an idea. Thanks for putting it in my head, anon!

>>34184207
Which ones?

>>34184170
searching the image dimensions on trash seems to indicate it's a /trash/ meme
i also searched up dad with 9 a's in the middle but you'd be surprised how often that comes up in other memes

>>34184425
on desuarchive*
sorry about that

>>34183728
I was only on there once - I'm the highest quality make and model on the market, I'll have you know

>>34184523
can you count nigga?

What is the purpose of this.

>>34184636
>viewer podcasts
>has chuubas

Have you had a dream about a vtuber you watch that's posted in this thread before?
I had one the other night

>>34184692
Cowards afraid to direct mention
Wanting to not give any drip of clout to raiders while not wanting to appear as ungrateful

It’s a good strategy

>>34184694
Go start your own then.

>>34184692
Doing actual pings is bad manners since it makes you look like a leech, especially if you're a smaller chuuba

>>34184636
One is a panel I organized ft. the podcast, not a podcast episode. It's just the audio and powerpoint. You should watch it! Good info!

>>34184694
pure viewers are rare here. most are chuubas, artists or clippers

>>34184747
Pure autism is hard to come by too but you seem to manage it.

>>34184742
>small chuuba leeching off other small chuubas
huh

>>34184742
what kind of menhera is this? it will drown in all the other spam anyway. you can easily get hundreds of notifications from something just because you happened to be mentioned by a huge account that their followers want to like

>>34184730
yeah

>>34184743
I do aspire to have numbers like these one day, I'll check it out man!

>>34184743
https://sullygnome.com/channel/sorrelsouffle/365
what useful info do you have other than "don't be like me if you want to grow"?

>>34183777
>>34183891
She's said before that people think she's super chill and bro-ish because of her voice but that it doesn't reflect how she feels about herself...

>>34184838
i want letania to look at me the way she looks at that vodka bottle!

>>34184900
I don't think that had to do with being girly she was just surprised at people mentioning how calm and chill she is while she thinks she's a nervous wreck

>>34176466
Good news, anon. She already has kids, so it won't kill her.

>>34184900
>>34184962
She's all girl inside. Figuratively and literally.

>>34184840
>>34184850
Not everything is in the numbers! That's a miserable way to live, obsessing over that kind of thing like a high schooler on the gram!

>>34184692
There's no reason to do "@/", just type the username

for me its the bat

>>34185055
Yeah, what's up with that? It's not like most people search with @ then twitter username

hello /wvt/ i would like to father charlotte's children

>>34185221
this is me

>>34185221
Sorry, that's my job.

>>34184425
It's a /v/ meme, Sherlock.

>>34185221
I don't remember typing this.

>>34185221
I made this post.

>>34185221
She's a single mom?

>>34185221
>>34185243
>>34185245
>>34185282
>>34185298
>>34185311
no i want to she's mine.

But seriously, who is going to win the kumabowl?

>>34185040
okay but what insights do you have no one watches you

>>34185491
Tyrone

>>34184838
What happened in your dream, anon? Did she quack at you?

>>34185530
I think it's clear from the start that Charlotte prefers BWC

>>34185540
giwtwm

>>34185540
Karaoke!
The whole dream looked fucking horrible tho

>>34183354
Because their lives are empty and they contribute nearly nothing to others, this truth breathes down their neck causing them to feel so insecure, they can briefly escape this by putting down others. Unable to prevail on their own merits (as they have none), they have a chance of survival by destroying all others, and thus after a wake of destruction, they will be the only bitch left standing. You'll have to love her now. She's the only one left, the best one left. Causing drama gives them this fleeting, momentary relief and they become hooked onto it like a drug, rather than just being good contributing people.

>>34185520
It's about getting started on VTubing, like "here's what equipment you need," "what software do I recommend," "here's the pros and cons of different model types," that sort of thing. You don't need viewers for insights like that.

>>34185624
What a strange dream.

>>34184747
This is completely wrong, but I dont blame you for thinking it since the communities you're in are kind of insulated and filled with people like that.
And I guess the only people that are going to go out of their way to ask to talk on a podcast about vtubers are already vtubers themselves or 90% of the way there. If you really wanted a "viewers podcast" you'd have to go out of your way to ask regular viewers questions, and doing that isn't nearly as fun as hanging out with vtubers/discord friends.

ragdoll playing with cats
https://www.twitch.tv/juniperheartstrings

>>34185040
>being a fucking failure apologist
I made you a fan website http://NGMI.stream

>>34184747
I wouldn't say artists/clippers are any different from regular viewers but then at this small of a stage I wouldn't say vtubers are any different from viewers once they're offline either. let's be frank most "kayfabe" is just people doing the "don't say the quiet part out loud" shit they'd do in their daily life anyway, and conveniently replacing their real name with their online handle (that happens to correspond with an anime girl they drew in the bottom right corner.)

>>34185777
"You have to care about numbers... All your value is in numbers..."
Shut up! LOL!

>>34185894
Nobody willingly spends thousands of dollars on a hobby not expecting to make exponential returns.

>>34185690
I was thinking of this and the other thing before going to sleep

Norwegian hag > Swedish hag

>>34185957
not sorrel but you really don't know what hobbyists are like do you

>>34185957
I don't think I've spent more than $150 on VTubing. I've made more than that in payouts.

>>34185957
what? yeah they do. nevermind that a lot of people (/here/ at least) either make their own models or just get a much cheaper PNG until they can community fund one (meaning it isn't directly out of their own pocket anyway.)

takako takamura sex

>>34185957
You don't have to spend thousands, and most people don't.

>>34185957
What? Yes, they absolutely do. Tens of thousands, even.

>>34185957
>>34186027
I should mention that one of the key things I say in the panel is to NOT spend thousands of dollars

>>34174754
being married>>>>>>>>>> boyfriend
on all accounts it’s less of a bad. reaction

>>34185955
https://youtu.be/j9A48PX3lWw
those early days of /vt/ losing it over this song was pretty cathartic

>>34178201
cringe might as well kys before shilling shamelessly

>>34185967
How's that haghopping going for you BB?

>>34185955
Bro... I'm sorry. She got you bad huh?

>>34174831
Honestly if it were the case I'd be pissed only because he's clearly not taking good enough care of her. The absolute least anyone could do is to take her somewhere better.

>>34186441
pretty much

>>34185957
Yeah bro why would anyone spend tens of thousands of dollars on model trains, boats, small airplanes, or woodworking equipment without expecting to make a profit. People only do things for money, I’m a very smart person who has never talked to a real human being once in my life

>>34185268
where's the child rape

https://www.twitch.tv/shanaha_vt
bongocat is suffering in bee movie the game!

https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
southern belle goat's trying out banjo-kazooie

>>34186369
Aussie(fake) hag > Norwegian, Swedish, etc. hag

https://www.twitch.tv/alicesawyer
your serial killer little sister's playing a trombone rythm game!

Being in love with vtubers...

>>34186992
Plenty of people have started relationships through this board, they just keep hush about it to avoid drama.

>>34186992
yeah...

>>34186992
i try to avoid

>>34186992
I have nothing aside from my oshi.

>>34186992

>>34187040
there we go again

>>34187040
Plenty of viewers have dated chuubas and even gotten engaged
We don’t mention them

>>34187194
I miss her... where did she go?

>>34187040
I married my oshi and we are about to have our 2nd child together.

>>34186992
It's a mistake to fall in love with someone you're not in a relationship with.

>>34185957
I've spent $5000+ on a workshop that I've only used for hobby projects
hell I've spent ~$2500 in the last 2 years on cycling and the only profit I've made from that is getting thicc thighs
not every hobby is about profit, and what people consider "reasonable spending" differs based on income and lifestyle

>>34186992

This thread is going full retard. Never go full retard.

Most viewers don't deserve the loneliness that they're going to live with for the rest of their lives.

im in love with my oshi

>>34187601
*unless they're in the viewercord

https://www.twitch.tv/charlottexbear
cute goth bear is playing Dead Money (or some kusoge possibly) this evening!

>>34186513
Be strong dude. Enjoy what you have.

https://www.twitch.tv/henemimi
funny chicken's opening a viewer package and then doing art

>>34186992
>tfw not Battler chuuba

>>34187908
If we are making one Atropa should do the art and rigging.

There was a guy called Juicy who was pretty much that, no clue if he still streams.

>>34174832
Mint, Nina, Meat, Picky, Kitanya

>>34188139
>>34188139
>>34188139
fresh bread, move when you'd like

>>34187754
luv this bear

>>34186718
wait is she even a hag?