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ITT: Things EN vtubers will never do

>> No.3395597
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>> No.3395601

>>3395538
what the fuck, who did they hire as the shotas

>> No.3395675

>>3395601
Ichikara picked them from closest elementary school. Paid with pack of candy.

>> No.3395709

>>3395538
Urghhhhhhh...... I wish that was me....

>> No.3396360

>>3395538
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO GET MOLESTED BY SOME UGLY WHITE BITCH INSTEAD OF UTAKO, FUCK!!!!!!! LIFE ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!

>> No.3396419
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>>3395597
Sauce pls

>> No.3396450

>>3396419
Here https://youtube.com/watch?v=NTXb-UWEPtY

>> No.3396530

>>3395538
>Blue Oni was the one guiding Utako
WHERE WERE THESE HAGS WHEN I WAS STILL IN PRIMARY SCHOOL?!

>> No.3396541

>>3395597
Why are nijis so based

>> No.3396556

>>3395709
....bathing the shotas

>> No.3396567

>>3395538
Didn't she unironically said on streams she would kidnap little boy if she could?

>> No.3396650

>>3396360
you uh wanna talk about it anon

>> No.3396754

>>3396650
No, I've developed an ageplay kink to cope with my childhood trauma and Utako fills my hearts desire to be breastfed in a diaper.

>> No.3396760
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>>3395538
they will never hire dancers, no matter how dumb they'll look

>> No.3396819

>>3396760
>All of the chuubas during Holofest were just hired dancers with recorded singing/vocals.

>> No.3396848

Be idols

>> No.3396859

>>3396530
In japan, sadly

>> No.3397115

>>3396760
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LFiNdkt5634

>> No.3397134

>>3395597
What the fuck

>> No.3397190

>>3397134
Not to mention she even prepared real whips but management disagreed and replaced it with plastic batons

>> No.3397279

>>3396760
why don't they hire women to do this mocap work?

>> No.3397300

>>3396819
So a Nijisanji concert?

>> No.3397371

Have you seen how Mito dance in Nijisanji concert?

>> No.3397408

>>3397279
He's not at work. Guy just likes dancing.

>> No.3397409

>>3397279
Chinkfags are better and cheaper

>> No.3397508

>>3397279
Men are better at dancing

>> No.3397516

>>3397279
What for? Men have higher athletic ability and guys with quality skills are probably usually just instructors, which means you can hire them for cheaper.

>> No.3397559

>>3397516
the male and female body move differently. women are more graceful in their movements whilst men are more sporadic and practical. not to mention the small but perceivable differences in joint placement and how bone structure influences physical movement

>> No.3397656

>>3396450
I'm speechless, the cunny is too strong...
you just know at least half of those viewers had one hand busy

>> No.3397789

>>3397559
In the video posted above, nobody would have known that the avatar had a guy doing the mocap if it wasn't shown.

>women are more graceful in their movements
Wishful thinking, the most obvious example is any video of 3D Marine.

>> No.3397843

>>3397789
Maririn's model is kind of fucked, though. Don't get me wrong, it does have more soul because of that. It adds to the old hag lore, but that's just for fun. Marine did just fine when she swapped models with Korone.

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>>3395538

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>>3396530
That's what I'm wondering. Feels bad growing up with a onee-chan fetish while being the oldest in the family

>> No.3398029

>>3397944
I have an imouto fetish and I'm the youngest

>> No.3398108

>>3397944
>>3398029
People want what they can't have. I'm the middle child between two sisters. I wish I had better sisters.

>> No.3398617

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDqW3gKMGBI

>> No.3398618
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>>3398108
I want to be happy

>> No.3399339

>>3397559
That's a meme. I can dance more gracefully than any woman

>> No.3399381

>>3399339
Prove it

>> No.3399419

>>3396760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_uxZ7NRoK8
This girl won some national gymnast event

>> No.3399522

>>3397559
Whatever differences that would be glaring between real men and women movement will be irrelevant when a characters are involved - your brain willl not care as long as it's convincing enough.

>> No.3400348

>>3396760
Why is that man near my cute horse?

>> No.3400664

>>3395538
>Epstein could have his own chuuba agency so his talents could do pic related

>> No.3400916
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>> No.3400980

>>3400916
Why can't that be me being fondled by her

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>>3397300
nope,nijisanji does not care your dance n shit.
Even if your singing skill is absolutely terrible you can still be on stage (honhima)
God bless them for not serving Otakus and their idol fag shit

>> No.3402090

>>3401906
Holofags unironically think doing a backflip is a super complicated move so they hired dancers for it

>> No.3404369

>>3395597
I loved her tweet after that about still being monetized. Based

>> No.3404798

>>3396360
be grateful, i get molested by uncle bob and thats not even the worst part.

>> No.3406197

>>3395538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Kh542gr4M

>> No.3406223

>>3401906
>who is Noel?

>> No.3406253

>>3406197
A story about how she didn't do shit and everyone in chat scolded her for it? Wow, totally the same as the ss skits being discussed in the OP from a vtuber completely unapologetic about her interests.

>> No.3406343

Akina's shotacon powerpoint

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FG5UB4HcoIw

>> No.3406802
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>>3406253
You say this like I think she did something bad. It's just not something an ENTuber would talk about.

>> No.3407328

>>3406343
>Those stock images
YAB

>> No.3408938

>>3400916
those fucking cats kill me. utako is severely fucked in the head.

>> No.3409081

>>3402090
do a backflip then

>> No.3409099

Self ironic sexual jokes. Anglo subhumans will never do it because of their shitty shitty chinky "pride" and ego.

>> No.3409209

>>3397885
sauce

>> No.3409339

>>3409099
hoshikawa?

>> No.3409423

>>3408938
Utako should unironically be in jail, just because she tried one time but failed should be enough

>> No.3409452

>>3409339
>Things EN vtubers will never do

>> No.3409540 [DELETED] 

>>3395538
>ITT: Things EN vtubers will never do
Collab with Coco, until management gives the OK

>> No.3409547

>>3397279
Women are incompetent.

>> No.3409633

>>3409423
I'm talking about the kittens.

>> No.3409787

>>3409633
That is more cute than fucked

>> No.3409840

>>3409339
Hskw doesn't do sex humor

>> No.3409931

>>3396819
You just realized?

>> No.3409995

>>3409787
It's only cute because you have no idea who they are.

>> No.3410267

>>3409787
https://youtu.be/tFyVKXX1WLM?t=243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTW8RM_mOH0
Yes.. they are very cute indeed.

>> No.3410352

>>3410267
Yes cute

>> No.3422815
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>> No.3431370

the endless DV jokes/skits made by nijisanji chuubas

>> No.3437417

>>3408938
Who was playing the shotas?....

>> No.3438548

>>3437417
Probably some kids grown in a vat by Rindou from her personal collection to replace Kuzuha once he gets old enough to stop looking like a cute shota

>> No.3438758

>>3409423
She did a porn ban for a month, that should be more than enough punishment

>> No.3439175

>>3437417
me

>> No.3439872

>>3398108
Bro same. I'm a middle child between two sisters and it's a pain and I wish I had better sisters. I still love them though, but not in a weird sister complex way.

>> No.3440491

>>3396360
I wish I was molested by Kanae and he did it raw in my pussy

>> No.3440719

>>3396819
>didn't pay attention to them during the actual dancing
>didn't see Luna almost dying
>didn't see Pekora's solo

You know how I know you don't actually watch anything?

>> No.3440831

Pander to pedophiles?
thank God they won't

>> No.3441122

>>3409209
Haachama 3D stream.

>> No.3444719

>>3440831
Cope

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3447970

>>3395538
shotacons are the strongest race on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuHKAlMEAI

>> No.3448002

>>3447970
I KNEEL

>> No.3449371

>>3447970
So this is the power of JOPs...

>> No.3450044

>>3447970
Hololive can't compare

>> No.3457480

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVUDenP7l8g

>> No.3471039

they will never be able to please you basement dwelling japan fetishising no-hopers

>> No.3476538

>>3395538
i have been watching this 10 second video on loop waiting for the cash to fill up wtffff

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>> No.3477485

>>3395538
speaking Japanese

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