/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

What kinda different vampire costumes are there anyways

Ike love!

I am no longer horny, anons. I am ready for a new thread.

>>33943962
Yes. Just like my oshi.

I am extremely horny

>>33944042
Petra calm down

Mysta love! Imagine him going through with reaching out to Fuwa for a Splatoon collab...

Enna'll suck my blood!

Imagine Enna sinking her fangs deep into your neck and she does that retarded sound with her tongue.

sonny LOVE

Pomu x Elira kino incoming during nijifes this year I can feel it.

>>33944090
>Pomu x Elira kino incoming during nijifes this year I can feel it.

>>33943854
Why people can't accept that Elira became introverted recently? It doesn't contradict anything she's said before

I think Enna sucks!

>>33944090
Anon......

>>33944078
BLBLBLBLBLBLBL

>>33944090
>nijifes this year

6 hours to feel alive again...

I want Enna to piss in my mouth and call me a bitch

>>33943854
>She has a large friend group, most of which are kinda chaotic, and stories match up with her drinking a lot offline and being chaotic.
This stuff isn't contradictory and I have already explained to you how it isn't but you just want to see it in one particularly way only it seems.
>But the whole "neet shy introvert" only became a thing when she became Elira
This is just dumb. She has never claimed to be a NEET? She has talked about having jobs and going to college before she joined Nijisanji. She does say she is shy but its obviously in reference to collabing with new people and important people where she does actually act shy and quieter than normal. She does talk about being an introvert but by that she means having a low social battery, not being quiet and unable to socialize, and she has explained that on stream. You've invented this portrayal of herself Elira has supposedly made in your mind, based of misunderstandings, incorrect interpretations and ignoring information that doesn't fit with your image and then are comparing her against that instead of how she actually portrays herself and think you've spotted a fake when it doesn't match up. But in reality that wasn't the portrayal to begin with.

What u eating anons

>>33944116
Okay but if we go with the "she only became introverted recently" that doesn't exactly change what I said in the first place about her being unlikely to be single all of her life as an extrovert with a love for alcohol and that she's not as "alone" as she makes her self out to be.

>>33944090
Someone tell him, with ARS supacha

>>33943991
My ears are quite sensitive so I get horny every time I try to watch Millie's ASMR streams. I feel like I'm cuming every time she touches her mic

Why are pentomos such sluts in this thread since their oshi got a new outfit? We have to straighten them out and bring them back in line anons

>>33944042
Rosemi........

Would Elira kill Selen for shittalking Glee?

>>33944182
a sandwich with apple, havarti, and shallots

I hope the 3D still happens. I really want to see it.

>>33944182
Chicken shwarma

>>33944203
Please stop spreading the misinformation that is that image. Petra would never do such a thing. She is the same exact girl as she has always been, just older (and with the features that being older brings)

>>33944154
She's referred to herself as neet before joining NijiEn and she kinda was. She came back from Japan and shut herself in her room. She was no longer in education, employment or training. She literally was a NEET

>>33944229
doesnt everyone shittalk glee now that half the cast is pedophiles or drug addicts

>>33944189
>as an extrovert with a love for alcohol
What are you even talking about? She basically only drinks socially and thats what when they might meet up every couple of months. That's hardly a love for alcohol.

>>33944264
explain this

>>33944301
This is a doctored image, a malevolent bit of disinformation used to attack her character. She is still pure and wholesome. This picture is not an authentic picture of Petra, she has never taken nude selfies before

>>33944182
Pilaf with meat and carrots

>>33944301
ughh I was doing my work but now I have to go fap

>>33944190
I’ve been away for most of the week what did I miss?

>>33944280
Never watched the show but funny if this is true

Everyone loves hags but men would never date a woman older than 25 years old

>>33944273
That's fair enough if it did happen. I don't remember it but we were talking about it only becoming a thing when she was Elira and I don't think she has ever claimed she is currently a NEET.

>>33944189
I'm an introvert with a love for alcohol who after work will refuse to talk to anyone at all and despite a love of performing and being on stage that doesn't change the fact that I'm a fucking intovert. If Elira's social battery gets drained from human interaction the she's an introvert. Being shy or unable to socialise has nothing to do with it.

why does selen watch so much tv if she thinks it’s all trash

>>33944301
I just coomed to her please don't make me horny again.

Riding the train with Maria! Feeling her concrete slab chest rubbing on my back! Maria massaging my cock in public while daring me to make a scene! Maria giving me a blowjob in public while taunting me to get us caught! Cumming down Maria's throat and watching her swallow my entire load! Having the same thing happen on the way home from work and being terrified to ride the train!

>>33944401
but thats literally all i want

>>33944401
yes I would if they ever loved me back

Petra and Scarle should collab in bed

>>33944301
Now post the Naokomama one and the one from that Goblin artist

>>33944360
Pomie.... I'm sorry......
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1573121408007557120

>>33944401
Just date another woman 4head

>>33944182
Cake!

>>33944301
Based jannies preventing other anons from fapping

>>33944401
Pomu’s an honorary hag but I’ll marry her when she’s actually 30

>>33944461
i don't like naokomama's art

>>33944460
Imagine paizuri with Petra and Scarle. Petra is strangely skilled at titjobs while Scarle is shy and clumsy

>>33944460
Ewwwww fuck no

>>33944290
Anon she's talked about drinking a lot during college and drinking a lot after work. She drinks every time she's out to the point where she's drunk enough to not remember certain events that happen and is absolutely wild. She's talked about how she's capable of polishing off several bottles of soju and etc etc. She likes alcohol to say the least.

my quality is tanking

>>33944460
have there been any good scarle lewds lately?

>>33944403
No corpo vtuber can by definition be a NEET. How is this some kind of gotcha towards anyone in particular?

>>33944203
Hot.

>check nijiselfie hashtag
>it's ALL women and the occasional guy who looks like he'd murder you with a glass bottle

bros...

>>33944498
Me either. He always makes the characters look greasy.

>>33944461
>that one goblin artist
Did Petra get gobbed?

Who is your favourite Niji EN paypig]/spoiler]?
For me it's Takezo

>>33944418
Sometimes you end up with oddly specific tastes in media where you know it's awful but that's why you can't stop watching. Like watching trainwrecks happen. I have this with anime, someone posted a Valvrape reaction image in here a couple of weeks back and it made me crave rewatching it even though I know it's shit.

>>33944401
I wouldn't date any women that's younger than 25

>>33944464
They said MAY be canceled there’s still hope right?

>>33944554
>]/spoiler]?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>33944573
pomu can't get into japan because she faked her japanese passport...

>>33944550
No, its an artist doing a goblin art for herself and her Petra art is PURE FUCKING SEX... i didn't save it, damn

>>33944418
depression

I love kissing my wonderful wife Petra every morning!

>>33944577
FUCK YOU MILLIE!
I'M ON THE TELEPHONE!

>>33944543
Probably because most guys are smart enough not to embarrass themselves by posting an ugly photo on Twitter, and the women are retarded and think it's a good idea.

I like selen and Ike collabs more than selen and luca, I’ve come to realize luca doesn’t bring much to the conversation and mostly just reacts and says what in a surprised tone

>>33944543
when did women invade a hobby that should be for males only...

>>33944538
A few

>>33944556
shouko won the election, saki won the erection

>>33944543
>nijiselfie
I avoid that tag because its full of zoomers and it makes me self-conscious

Why do femanons want to peg him?

>>33944609
anon your self esteem

>>33944438
I want to fuck other man's girlfriend now because of Maria. The idea of cucking some other guy for no reason makes me horny now and it's all because of her

>>33944619
is that a gODdamn PUSSY MOLE

aaaaaaa

>>33944529
>Anon she's talked about drinking a lot during college and drinking a lot after work.
No she hasn't? She has told stories about times she was drinking during those periods in her life she hasn't said I went out drinking a lot ever.
>She drinks every time she's out to the point where she's drunk enough to not remember certain events that happen and is absolutely wild.
No she doesn't? There have been occasions where she has said that, mostly about when she was drinking on stream not in public. In fact I am pretty sure she has talked about drinking less in public because she is worried about everyones safety.

You are literally fabricating things in your mind and taking the worst case interpretation of everything she says and does and exaggerating it many times over.

>>33944609
no images I take are ugly

>>33944403
True. I should choose my words more carefully.
Point is that before Elira became Elira. She had a social life, was out frequently with a large group of friends, was known to party, was known to drink to the point of blacking out and etc.
Which is why I say that I have a hard time believing that shes fully honest when she says she's never been on a date, has never had anyone hold her hand, has never had anyone kiss her, etc etc. Especially when you put into account that for many years she was fairly extroverted, even if it was due to being under the influence.

>>33944655
Absolutely disgusting rosebud, never watch rosemi again until you get rid of those thoughts

>>33944532
Dyrus could join NijiEN gamers easy

>>33944649
I want to see him getting fucked by men, probably mating press style

>>33944655
This but I want to fuck her bf instead.

>>33944655
this but unironically
netori porn is so goddamn hard to find, i have to sift through MOUNTAINS of ntr to find it

>>33944611
and I like selen and pomu collabs more than selen and ike because they feel like genuinely good friends. and shu and ike, motherfuckers collab again when

>>33944673
Now, who hasn't watched streams? Everything I said in that post can be cross checked with streams and tweets.

>>33944683
She told a story of having a room to herself in a college dorm filled with football players and sharing a mixed-gender shower with them.

>>33944690
yeah, so could IPN

Other Pomudachi would rather fuck men than their oshi...where did it all go wrong?

>>33944401
Delusional. At 30 I literally would never date a woman YOUNGER than 25.

>>33944721
Now I'll fully admit I don't remember hearing that one. I just remember her talking about drinking until she blacked out in Japan and having to crash on someone else's bed because of it.

Mysta is a good streamer but his menhera episodes keep him down. How do >we fix him anons?

>>33944701
Based

>>33944401
I'll give an honest response to this.
Most anons here don't want a used goods woman.
That's not necessarily someone over 30 but it's more likely.
If you have fucked over 10 people in your life you are worthless.
That goes for both genders.
When you hear about guys going for younger women it's because they're less likely to have ridden the cock carousel and won't be comparing you to 10 other guys and viewing sex as a casual loveless thing

>>33944765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISRI0ASFk3A

>>33944770
pomudachis will fix him with sex

>>33944757
Not enough pomu porn and pomudachis were infiltrated by pentomos

>>33944743
>>33944690
Let me into nijisanji, i'll show them what a gaymer TRULY is

>>33944770
Just get him laid.

>>33944719
No it can't. Provide me with the timestamps of when she said she went out drinking lots in college or at work. I remember her one time telling a story about going out drinking after work and getting really drunk. She has never said I went out drinking lots at any time during any of those periods.

>>33944683
>She had a social life,
True and not contradictory
>was out frequently with a large group of friend
No evidence for this but still not contradictory.
>was known to drink to the point of blacking out
Basically everyone has stories of drinking too much like that at some point in their life anon, it happening a few times to you doesn't mean its something that you are "known" to do like its a regular thing.

>>33944721
>Elira would tag teamed in university every weekend
Famelira…. I’m sorry

>>33944781
the most sane pomudachi....

I've got something lewd and Pomu related coming later but I'm too dumb to make it work

>>33944859
>every weekend
>not every night

>>33944781
would you date a guy that has ridden 10+ cocks?

>>33944915
Aren't all pentomos like 10+?

Enner is pretty cute
But I want her to insult me

So what's Petra, Enna, and company going to stream for the collab today?

at some point i realized my own standards isolated myself

now i'm 30 and i've ended up here

i think i'll just try to see the good qualities in people

>>33944982
most sane anon itt

>>33944982
anon this is too healhy of a mindset, turn back

>>33944649
He was made for it.

>>33944915
Yes, I would date Mysta and Alban

Pomudachis, your response?

>>33944827
It was months ago and I'm not that dedicated to winning an Internet argument on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. The fact is that Elira had a social life with a history of alcohol being involved, there's a good chance she's not a "pure untouched angel who's never so much as held hands with anyone" the girl gets wild when she drinks, drank frequently in college and Japan and if you want to believe that a self proclaimed normie with a history like that has never had anyone special, you can but I'm tired of this argument already and I still stand by what I said earlier that elira's life hasn't been as "lonely" as she claims it to be

>>33944757
I might talk about fucking men but Pomu is the only person I would marry

>>33945029
Bring in Rosemi for a foursome

>Aster doesn't like western music
>Describes typical hustler rap trash
kek

>>33944973
God damn

The more cock they've had, the better, and this goes for both genders.

HANDS UP POMUFAGS
https://voca.ro/18JDVyfvOrnO
CHUBA LIKE THIS NOW OR I'M GONNA USE THIS SECRET KNOWLEDGE TO CURB STOMP YOUR OSHI

>>33945082
I think a lot of people view western music as stuff on the top 200

>>33944595
She's so pretty

I just realized that the uk pentomo has stopped being suicidal ever since petra's new outfit

Aloucreeps?

>>33944781
But what if you're a virgin hag...

>>33945028
based

>>33945028
I also would fuck Aster with Ike and let Uki suck my cock

>>33944975
they don't even know

>>33945132
She is. I love how gorgeous she looks. And she's still a cute dork.

crossdressing sex with vox akuma (i am the one crossdressing)

>>33945113
Is this nene amano?
It sounds like her

It pisses me off so much that Aia knows more about dinosaurs than the guy who claimed to love dinosaurs

>>33945195
Phas....

>>33945107
sonny is a virgin

>>33945066
You are literally making shit up about her though. She has never said she drank a lot during either of those periods of her life. You have heard stories of her talking about instances of drinking in during those periods in her life the expanded it to "she went out partying every single night and got blackout drunk". But we have been over almost every one of these points already and I have explained them to you with evidence as to why its not contradictory with her on screen portrayal of herself. I don't care one bit about this pure untouched angel shit by the way. Just arguing that the base personality she portrays on stream is close to her actual one as multiple close friends of hers have confirmed and it isn't all some act like you think based on made up imagined things you think might have happened or misinterpretations of what she has said.

>>33945211
She says her name, Peony.
I don't know why this guy keeps shilling her here

>>33945211
peony aeria

>>33945210

Haven't watched streams in like 4 months, what have I missed

>>33945029
my response is she should get that mole checked out, she has a history of cancers so moles like that are worrisome.

>>33945227
>anon doesn't know about what happened to Hada

>>33945227
I know from experience that this is not true

>>33944781
That's true but also sad because it reminds me that relationships are all transactional.

>>33945284
of course I know what happened to Hada, she got banned

>>33945247
i am requesting recommendations
what's wrong with someone who watches other chubas wanting to branch out

>>33945170
Then if you aren't fat (nobody apart from fat people want fat people. If you aren't routinely working out past 25 you're also a lost cause) then you're a keeper

>>33945271
i guess he can crossdress too if he wants

>>33945240
you forgot how in pl she thanked someone for cumming in her after he donated 3 dollars and asked her to say that
classic slut behavior

this thread is so fucking gay i am outta here

>>33945190
I want to have sex with a boy that looks like this.

>>33944701
Selen is just flexible and great in collabs in general, male or female, gaming and or banter, her 10hr phasmo really showcased her stream structuring and organizational skills too. Although Pomu collabs are just wild on another level

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>>33945340
*pegs you*

how many times will ewiwa freak it this stream?

>>33945240
Like I said anon, you can find everything I stated by watching streams. Nothing I said was made up or misrepresented. I've watched Elira since debut and have continued to member her for over a year. But if you want to believe that I just made it all up to get to (You) that's your choice.

>>33945320
>nobody apart from fat people want fat people
Dragoons... Comfydants....

>>33945383
comfydants are fujos

>>33945338
Proof?

>>33945320
Depends how chomky we're talking about...

Aster wants more art of him in thigh highs. Zettai ryouiki is very important to him

>>33945340
*Malepregs you*

>>33945397
her pl name and 3 dollars in the youtube search bar brings up the result still

>>33945377
Yet you can't provide a single timestamp to show your points while I have shown them to back mine up. I'm not saying you are doing it just to get a (You) I am saying you have fundamentally misunderstood, misinterpreted and imagined things and thus come to form an image about her that is incorrect.

why is eu hour always gay

>>33945406
I'll suck your dick even if it is buried in your crotch fat, pomie.

>>33945443
This is NA hours btw

>>33945284
So the cum in the hat was Sonny's?

>>33945396
How is that related to the discussion

>>33945468
burgers are at work
bongs are not in bed yet
so it's eu hours

these threads remind me old /rose/ right before it imploded.

>>33945480
Briskadets like water

What's the point of living without a Pomu wife

>>33945406

>>33945366
After I raped her on the bullet train on this morning's commute, she called me and asked if I could do it again

>>33945443
You guys fault for not slutposting enough

>>33945517
How is that related to the discussion

>>33945480
they don't want to date fulgur
they want to see him getting dicked

>>33945520
sex

>>33945516
Just treat her like your wife like miguel does
You can't fuck her but its something

>>33944811
>>33944869
>>33944928
Paizuri marathon with Scarle...

>>33945443
>Pomudachis wake up
>The thread starts talking about cocks

Is anyone at the ai matsuri convention already? I am so nervous

NijiEN for this feel?

>>33945420
this reminds me... i really need more kyo in thigh highs

i can still hear elira cumming over the flute exchange from yesterday. do bitches love flutes?

I'll never forget you, Anne

>>33945589
I wish
Soz Pommers but not American or Canadian

>>33945439
If you wanna know why, it's simply because I'm lazy. You can find it in the archives I'm sure. There's a good chance it isn't timestamped though even if you find the vod. Unfortunately that's been my experience whenever I've looked for specific moments , timestamps are left up to discord users and if people choose not to time stamp that moment it's lost in the vod and with Elira those can range from 6-8 hours a piece

>>33944781
>When you hear about guys going for younger women it's because they're less likely to have ridden the cock carousel and won't be comparing you to 10 other guys and viewing sex as a casual loveless thing
Truly the detachment of sex from a loving relationship is the ultimate relationship killer.

>>33945549
You realize there are outliers right?

>>33945605
He'll get into the gamer wave, I believe

>>33945632
I love petite women ToT

>>33945652
not when you're generalizing the fanbase in the first place

>>33945616
He looks very cute like this.

>>33945666
anon...
todd anon didnt even get 1 view on his application

>>33944532
Moistcr1tikal...
come home...

>>33945642
You really are misremembering things. Here is the one time I can ever remember her talking about drinking in Japan
https://youtu.be/GVUu9AhrRao?t=23557
She doesn't say it was something she did lots she specifically says one time that happened.

>>33945702
No......

What time is Pomu's panel?

>>33945605
Bonnivier Pranaja

>>33945736
tomowwow

>I'm sure everyone's here for Pomu
Well now I just feel bad

chuba for this feel?

>>33945702
Its unironically over...

>>33945605
himself
Bobon otherwise

>>33945759
finana

I am feeling lonely today... And I miss Pomu

>>33945735
he posted his audition in a previous thread
it's actually really good and funny and a shame he didnt get in

>>33945759
Mysta

>>33945759
Sonny

erira starting
https://youtu.be/Q9p-iIoYd7A

>>33945643
It really genuinely is.
It's literally the most intimate thing you can do with someone.
Take the magic of that away and what do you have left?
You won't have kissing or hugging or whispering lovingly to each other because if someone's that used to sex then they're definitely used to all of that.
Talking about your hobbies? That's no different from friendship and whoever you're with will never see you as anything more than a friend they can fuck.

>>33945759
Hanamaki

Pomu will stream a guerrilla in 4 hours

Man Heroes went to SHIT

>>33945685
he is ! his model is perfect for feminine clothes

This is what Petra will be known in the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqZbtSgTQNA

>>33945759
Yes

>>33945759
Mysta and Alban

>>33945759
That is Hana Macchia

>>33945736
https://twitter.com/SeriesAi_Music/status/1567950901347852288
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1573326335757488131
https://www.twitch.tv/seriesai_music
Kaneko Lumi just ended. Seems like there isn't actually a reason to be there in person.

>>33945833
remember when the indian guy became a spider monster
remember when the weeaboo samurai got pranked in a coffin for 300 years
remember when the writers guild went on strike and they fucked around in a carnival for a shitty season and then it fucking died

>>33945759
scarle.....

NijiEN for this feel?

If you’re ugly why not just get plastic surgery

>>33945841
why is my pingy hard

>>33945759
Feesh

>>33945904
rosemi

>>33945889
In person you can ask questions

>lose in valorant
>other team says ez
niji for this feel?

>>33945904
That's actually pretty disgusting

>>33945944
all of them

>>33945934
you can ask questions in any stream

There is so much yaoi in the NijiEN tag that I may turn gay just from looking at it, better stop here

>>33945904
this is how new viruses are made

Ever since Elira's doomer post i refuse to beleive any of them are happy
they are all fucking miserable and using streaming to escape those negative thoughts
I am not projecting, simply can't believe anybody else can be happy after elira showed she isn't and she was the beacon of "i am just having fun and enjoying life" approach for me.

>>33945944
kyo
enna
reimu
selen

>>33945944
Selen Tatsuki from Nijisanji EN's 2nd wave Obsydia

>>33945944
Anyone playing against a team with Rosemi and Luca on it

>>33945284
Hada is so brave...

>>33945904
White midwest guy vtuber doko?

>>33945973
ENNA'S SO SMALL ToT

>>33945973
What's that, you want yaoi?

Where is Ai matsuri stream?

Imagine a farmer vtuber and he does a handcam stream where he feed his farm animals

>>33945793
>>33945735
>>33945777
oh hey, thats me!

Yeah, I didnt get in unfortunately.
But theres always the NEXT auditions, and i've already work shopped better jokes while laying in my bed thinking about what normies talk about.

I WILL get into Nijisanji and I WILL fuck (Your oshi here), if Kyo got in, theres hope for me yet bros.

>>33945968
But there you can do it in person!
Now shuddup and shill this with me so pomu will get invited to bigger events in the future

>>33945916
Most of ugly people are also poor

>playing through OBS
We lost

isn't selen explaining all this normie shit proof that she's a fake weeb?

>>33945759
All of them

>>33946001
Tag me in Noor, I'll talk about white castle and growing corn

>>33946054
Pomu's streaming?

>>33945916
Isn't plastic surgery a coinflip? You could potentially end up even uglier

>>33946038
we actually HAD a farmer rosebud here who showered 3 times a day.
Pretty sure he fell into the grain elevator and got sucked into it and suffocated cause I havent heard of him in a while.

>>33946041
Godspeed you, Todd-anon. Never give up, I hope you'll get in eventually

Mysta Rias is

>>33945916
t. korean

i dont understand ewiwa's setup

>>33946061
She's literally always said she's not a weeb aside from watching some magical girl shows she's openly the least japanese knowledgable in the branch

>>33946041
Thtat's the spirit, Todd anon.
I also only got one view (my own because I did check the video was properly uploaded), so I definitely didn't get in either. So now I'm gonna start doing my number reps and get a better application.
We can get in one day. If Shu got in, we can.

>>33946109
no he just dropped her because she's a lazy bitch
rosebuds don't die on their own, they are killed by slutsemi

>>33946061
Selen constantly calls herself a normie you dipshit
Go jerk off to Mumei, Fauna, and Gura getting railed by their boyfriends again you dumb brony

>>33946121
very cute and should be cherished

the doctor wants a poo sample tomorrow but my body aint shitting homies

>>33946078
No, Elira's doing it now

>>33945981
Elira's happy when she's streaming because she loves streaming. The Elira that's happy al the time only exists in your head.

>>33946174
Eat a whole onion

>>33946174
just tell the doctor you aint got shit for him

>>33946174
Any aloucreep can get a shit for you

>>33946061
>>33946151

>>33946020
Enna's tiny chinese body perfect for mandhandling
https://litter.catbox.moe/8bp1up.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/9v9clv.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/46lluj.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/u0105n.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/soe69y.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/tkwbdh.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/o4iq3d.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/n1lz5z.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/b9iz0d.jpg

>>33945904
thats nasty

some of the people in eliras chat are really cringe holy shit

>>33945981
>they are all fucking miserable and using streaming to escape those negative thoughts
They're just like me frfr expect I watch them

>>33946146
GOD i wish rosemi would milk my cock dry to kill me

>>33946121
my wife (male)

>>33946054
WE WON

>>33946178
Nevermind we won, she realized there's a shit ton of delay

I bet selen's butthole looks the coolest out of all of nijien

>>33946174
Start eating beans and whole wheat bread with sausage + oats with banana milkshake
do 3 of those and you're good to go

>>33946191
does that make you shit

>>33946237
I bet you guys wouldn't say anything if it was 2 humans

>>33945890
Indian dude even had that same subplot on Flash, guy can't catch a break.

>>33946239
Viewers reflect the streamer

>>33946174
Drink some coffee

>>33946233
selen jumpscare...

>>33946233
>4th link
Kek

>>33946282
Fiber makes you shit, yes.

>>33946174
dont they give you stuff to help with that?

>>33946301
not really since elira is only 5% cringe

>>33945981
yes, streaming and content creation is one of the most awful jobs that has the highest rate of suicide out of anything.

Of course they're all miserable, they have no benefits, no 401K, no retirement, and they're making oodles of money for like 5 years until streaming dies and they need to go back to McDonalds

>>33946264
Dumbass, Pomu and Rosemi have the best buttholes of NijiEN.

>>33946329
YOOO MY NIGGER KYO?!?!?!

>>33946334
>>33946264
I WANT TO LICK NIJIENS UNWASHED BUTTHOLES AND SNIFF THEM
(except the males cause im not gay)

>>33946334
one of these statements is true, but the other is false

>>33946334
pomu knows how to use hers the best but it'd be visually unimpressive

>>33946393
This but unironically

>>33946355
WASSUP HOMIE

>>33946402
Yes, anon is not a dumbass!

Is it true that pomudachis get peed at least once per stream?

>>33945904
And people wonder where shit like fucking AIDS comes from.

>>33946233
>https://litter.catbox.moe/u0105n.jpg
Why would you post something like that?

>>33946174
Just put a finger up your ass and fish some out

pomu......
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1573713454120198145

>>33946329
i got nothing except a container for poo with a very tiny spoon
I'm getting scared that the night will pass without a single poo but also i can't eat random shit and have a bad poo, cuz then the analysis will say i have super butt worms or some shit

Aia and Aster want to stream Runescape and to do LOL tutorial stream with someone in EN

>>33945904
based and pig pilled

I wish Pomu would sit on my face

I will never click an aloucreep's links

>>33946174
If you're lactose intolerant you can just drink some milk

>>33946331
People have predicted the end of streaming for a decade now. When PewDiePie quit his job he was on the path to homelessness according to everyone because streaming was going to die off.

>>33946599
You would click my links right?

Serious questions: Do you think it possible to become a Niji streamer who literally does 0 projects(outside of ones they're required to be in) and does nothing but stream video games. And I mean no cover songs, original songs, or karaoke as well.

I think the closest to this I've watched was...Lulu?

>>33946546
https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1573739342098579457

SLUT LOVE!
FEMCEL LOVE!

>>33946687
Sounds like Elira

>>33946687
Shu exists, so yes

>>33945981
Elira has talked about this before and said she tries to keep that stuff off stream in the few times she has gone that way. Because she doesn't like to burden people with her problems and worrying about her if she can avoid it when she is so unimportant in the grand scheme of things.

>>33946687
shu exist

>>33946687
>literally Shu

>>33946687
Kataribe Tsumugu...

I'm happy for Mysta

>>33946724
Anon said no cover songs or karaoke

Well with typhoons wrecking Japan right now and millions evacuating NijiEN, KR and ID being at Nijifes is a definite no now. If Nijifes happens at all.

>>33945841
Wait people know about the sex exams outside of here?

>>33946687
>Do you think it possible to become a Niji streamer who literally does 0 projects
No. Just like any other job, you WILL be doing what's in your contract. This is why even though Selen doesn't like signing and isn't a good singer even SHE has 2 covers coming.
>I think the closest to this I've watched was...Lulu
Lulu did..A LOT behind the scenes and project wise. Unless you knew Japanese you didn't really get exposed to it.

>>33944198
>asmr with lots of kisses just the way i like
>flip
holy mother of monkeypaw

>>33946779
see ya next tuesday when he cries about being depressed again

>>33946736
>>33946756
>>33946761
Did you forget his karaokes? Nijimelody?

>>33946755
Elira just doesnt want to slip up like so many others have been doing.

>>33946796
Pomu you have to return the sand

>>33946687
thats literally Shu

>>33946831
He's still depressed. He just likes playing vidya again.

>>33946687
nina exist

>>33946802
The only thing in the contract I think is that they have to produce content 3 times a week.

>>33946796
good, rosemi won't be raped for one more week, that's a new record

>>33946836
>Shu's karaoke
>Effort

>>33946802
Covers are in their contract?

>>33944401
dumb whore kill yourself

>>33946836
>the easiest of the options
>still do less than others

>>33946796
Isn't nijifes for a few weeks, they can probably clean that shit up.

I watched splatoon collab and shu said he want to do camping with mysta

>>33946890
>>33946896
That isn't related to the anon's question though.

>>33946901
come on Japan, rev up those ShopVacs

>>33943993
You come to a crossroads and are greeted by Selen and Pomu.
Pomu gleefully tells you that one road leads to you getting accepted into wave 7 while the other leads to management picking a wave of normie react streamers
Selen then informs you that you can ask them one question to try and determine which road to take but that you can only ask one of them and one of them only tells the truth while the other only lies.
What question do you ask to who?

>>33946863
Just a note that Nina is gonna release orisongs and covers consistently for next year. She's also gonna release an orisong (I think) this year.

>>33946901
It's 2 days. In a week. It's Japan they will probably close air travel due to infrustrucrure damage for a whole month like they always do.

>>33946779
>Valorant
>Genshin
>Fun
What the fuck is wrong with this faggot? I mean good for him but goddamn that's some disgusting taste

>>33946964
I'll ask if Selen shaves or not

>>33946964
under where?

>>33946930
I want to talk about duet with ike, but quilldrens will get angry again.......

>>33947003
he likes playing mindless games where you can grind for hours, can't wait for thim to discover warframe next.

>>33946964
but anon... i'm already IN wave 7

Do you guys think Pomu would kick my balls if I asked?

I want to have sex

>>33947003
what do you expect from a guy who likes mlp and nagatoro?

>>33947071
same tbfam

>>33946891
Actually yeah, it's under the types of content you're going to be expected to do. Even iluna talked about it and how voice lessons are given. Even picrel has oris on the way.

>>33946802
You're thinking wrong. There's plenty of jobs out there that though they WANT you to think of and lead projects they will never outright say you have to and you can work there 30 years and never start a project and we've heard enough from the ENs to suggest that all they're expected to actually do is stream "something" and do some behind the scenes shit which is probably just a lot of paperwork.

They choose to do cover songs, originals songs think of tournaments, collabs and creative streams.

It is very much possible to be a Niji who sits in a corner and does nothing but play video games and while they may push you to do something more they won't force you to or write it in the contract likely because these projects come out of the Liver's wallet.

>>33947055
Aka her to ask.
She'll call you a weirdo but do it for $509

>>33947046
Cool. What gimmick/s you have/bring to the table?

>>33947099
I hate EN management so much....