/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33539170
Dude, just choose an oshi that's not a cock thirsty whore, it's that simple.

>>33539239
How do I travel to an alternate universe?

Chad energy: financially supporting your oshi
Virgin energy: becoming a holostar because you're a poorfag who wants his oshi's attention without spending a cent.

>>33539239
>just choose an oshi
I have no idea why you normalfags just keep being even more retarded every single day

>>33539170
It makes me sad because I have don't even like the girls but I wanted to be a holostar and any audition I'd make would get buried even further from this...

They're really that desperate to fuck 1 morbidly obese wigger and a female with crippling mental issues?

Spindleanon I wish you luck

>>33539239
Where you can learn that power?

>>33539239
>Women

>>33539287
No need. There are even some still in EN. Try one that would sing Fansa as the grand finale in her 3d live for example.

>>33539392
I applied and wanted to get in specifically to try and do cool stuff with the JP boys because I genuinely like them. They hired 4 fags that not only don't care about what the JP boys went through and built up, but they were handed collabs with the girls specifically and just accepted without giving a fuck about anything else.
>trust the Cover scouts bro! they never fail, bro!
Fucking bullshit.

>>33539556
No, they merely don't exist in this reality. In any industry, in any home.

>>33539170
OR, (you) could apply for holostars to fuck your oshi before anyone else could. What's stopping (you), anon?

>>33539437
Yes as a mentally ill individual I feel a strong connection to kronii. I can fix her

>>33539759
I am going to apply. My streaming content will be overwatch (gold rank doomfist main)

>>33539644
Tempus do care about what the JP went through though.
They've said something like:
>...we're aware that we are standing in the shoulders of giants....
>...we wouldn't be here without our senpais at holostars JP...
I'm paraphrasing but the message should be clear.
Saying that, the decision to lift their collab ban early is still incredibly stupid and unfair to the other members before them.

>>33539239
>choose an oshi that's not a cock thirsty whore
>EN gen
You ask the impossible

Are there any holostars that would refuse to collab with females? That’s the real question

>>33540491
Roberu has done it but usually ignores them to a point that FBK called him out for it, plus he's got his own bitches to worry about

>>33539933
They'll sing praises of the 2view Wakanda Gold player

>>33541154
Will I be your oshi, anon?

>>33541154
How long will apex and valorant stay popular anyway?
I'm sure that they will still be looking for fps gamer especially for those two games next year. I am very confident with my apex skills, just need to work on my talking skills.

>>33540074
let me fill you in on a little secret, when HolostarsJP was a thing, there was no collab ban. These guys were bombarded with hate and are 2views. Most of them persevered and have become 3views.

>>33539170
It's actually the worst outcome from this drama
t. Starsfag

>>33539239
It simply cannot be done.

>>33539170
Cover is retarded for thinking stars and the girls could co-exist like the JP branches do.

I'm already in holostars, my oshi is A-chan because I share her love of NTR.
I self insert as the bull and get off on making the virgins cry

>>33539170
I'm applying to do idol stuff instead

>>33539170
Never thought the day would come where I'd be pointing to Japan's actual idol industry as the gold standard.

>>33539437
All women have crippling mental issues.

>>33539437
I can fix Kronii. Not sure about Mori though.

I'm gonna apply for Holostars EN with the mission of fucking Kiara to penetrate the last bastion of "no male collabs" and bringing an end to HoloEN.

>>33539239
having an oshi is the first step to hell.

>>33543301
Lulu... please come back

>>33543514
She is back basically

Holostars EN gen 2 is now gonna be flooded with audition apllications now that fhe management has given them the greenlit to fuck their favorite oshi.

>>33543514
she kinda came back

>>33539239
Not possible, unless Yagoo picks out an all-asexual generation next.

>>33539170
if I remember right, from rushias yab, the only relationship they explicitly forbade was coworkers. You're signing up to be the one dude not allowed to fuck you oshi.

>>33545976
they are allowed to fuck other hololive/stars streamers but not staff like managers. Noel explained this before

>>33539644
nepotism
understand it's a thing
all of them are truly talent-less
no artist
no musician piano/guitar/etc
no sexy voice san.

in the thousands around the world...
really can't find any????

>>33545976
>he thinks cover can stop me
lmao

>>33539170
Simple: In most creative industries relationships happen between people that work together. Look at the movie industry as an example, it's full of actor couples. When you are living a certain lifestyle with rules and boundaries it's only natural for people to flock together that share in that lifestyle. More Homos (or male VTubers in general) is increasing the chances that female VTubers will find their match in someone who works in the same field.

>>33539644
Hey, Axel isn't that bad

>>33539170
>applying for a job for the sole purpose of having a slim chance to fuck someone you've never met

How the fuck do schizos come up with this shit?

>>33546382
I unironically applied to my last job because the recruiter's tits were huge

>>33546457
How'd that work out?

>>33540491
It was Altare at first but he went back on his word too. I was willing to give Tempus a chance despite their ugly designs. I didn't care if they didn't do BFE (I wouldn't want it anyway with those faces) and I didn't care if they didn't do content targeted to women, just that they not collab with females. So much for that. I started watching them less now. At least people who watch girls still have options. You have small corpos and indies to watch. People still aren't willing to make more room for corpo male vtubers, you guys still have it good. I really wish there were at least one company of only male vtubers. Just one....

>>33546545
Made for lots of good jack off material

>>33546601
At least you got something out of it

>>33546858
That's all you can ever hope for, gotta set realistic expectations

>>33539239
>choose an oshi
you wouldn't get it normalfag

if one of you guys made it, post the sex vids on your roommate account just for the YAB

>>33539239
You do not chose your oshi, she chooses you. I hated Gura and all of EN at first, but then she sang fly me to the moon and right there I knew she's perfect for me.

>>33539644
>they were handed collabs with the girls specifically and just accepted without giving a fuck about anything else.
Imagine what Uproar boys feel about this. Uproar still can collab with IDs tho, but imagine.

>>33539170
and actually have a real chance of fucking your oshi, at least more of a chance than anyone in chat ever will.

glad hololive is finally going to be the same as everywhere else.

say it with me: EN WAS A MISTAKE

>>33539170
Yeah, me
I'm gonna fuck my oshi before some homofaggot does

>>33551072
Anon have you ever worked in an office?

Coworkers fucking each other is just a recipe for disaster and a reason to fire people. You don't shit where you eat.

>>33543301
>Lulu

lmao, you can't be an unicorn and like her

>>33553663
Yes I have worked in an office.
Everyone was fucking everyone, everywhere. There was sex in the toilet, the pantry and even below the desks. You should know better than this anon

Maybe I should apply and refuse to collaborate with any girls other than Bae or Ollie.

>>33553780
You're gonna be forced to collab with Mori weekly and there's nothing you can do about it

>>33540491
If we are going by holo only, pic related still has 0 collabs with them in 3 years.

>join Niji en
You want money and asian fangirls
>join Holo en
You want holo girls

>>33554009
If songs count she has one with Suisei and that's it

>>33541070
Aren't some of his groupies some of the ickiest girls in the business? The blowjob game must be out of this world.

>>33553924
A fate worse than death

>>33554025
This.
Those talentless faggots were after ID pussy, getting some ENs was a pleasant surprise

The unicorns are seething but they don't know this is the best chance i can get to marry my oshi now by joining stars.

>>33539170
No because I know Holomems are banned from having relationships with each other, you're better off applying as a manager if you want to fuck your oshi, which aren't banned

>>33553663
Coworkers fuck all the time retard

>>33539170
>>32751112
Where is he, when we need him now more than ever?

>>33539170
I want to become a male chuuba for the express purpose of fucking my oshi too, is it that wrong? I thought many anons were the same...

>>33539170
>increases by 5x
it was 100% already

When I get into hololive I'm going to fuck at least 2 of them and start such a big drama that all companies will forbid male/female collabs and dating forever

>>33541445
The Tempus collab ban was lifted on collabing with Hololive before it was lifted on collabing with Stars JP. Holostars had to build themselves while having a wall between themselves and Hololive.

>>33539825
>>33542035
you can't

>>33557125
Go for it
I don't care about those whores anymore

>>33539759
>having to deal with that troon omega
I'd rather just take a trip to Japan and pick up one of the hikkis at the hololive cons.

>>33541496
EN management is full of libcucks

>>33539287
Learn japanese

>>33553252
EN was a mistake
/hlg/ and /pol/ were right

Yeah but first you have to cum on Mori's double chin before you can gain access to the other girls.

>>33539170
Still waiting for someone to explain why joining hololive to fuck your oshi is wrong in any way. Anyone would do the same if they could.

>>33557607
do I have to look at her?

Good luck to all of you. May the best man wins the hearts of their oshi.

>>33539170
if you get into starsEn2 then you have a 100% chance to fuck Kronii, she gives everyone

>>33557829
I'm counting on another big drama like this when i join. So i can lend my shoulder for my oshi to cry on.

>>33557948
this is true

>>33539239
B-but Kronii is a lesbian...

>>33539437
>Finally make it into holostars
>Meet your genmates
>Wait this guy sounds familiar
>It's Kronii after taking test

>>33558421
She might want to take the dick out of her mouth then

>>33554082
Menheras like Mea and those girls from Animare are always the wildest in bed. God how I wish I was him...

>>33545976
Because of course they are going to publicly expose their relationship, sure

>>33546143
The reason those 4 were hired is just stupid.

Magni: Famous before holostars, have lots of network with Western vtubers and have some(average) drawing skill.
Axel: Kiiiinda good at singing and bilingual.
Regis: FPS skill. He was supposed to be the gamer of the gen.
Noir: Not particularly talented, just a chill male hag to be the balance in the gen.

>>33539644
>t. never watched Stars' streams, both JP and EN

>>33545976
You don't need a relationship to use her as an onahole everyday

>>33539170
Already happened with tempus

>>33553663
Theres something like 1 in 4 people meeting their future partner at the workplace

>>33553679
that's why i'm not an unicorn.
i'm a happy man who enjoys the show.
i'm what (You) should be.