/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Goodnight forever, you little faggot

*smothers you with your own pillow*

>>33285408
*mff! mmmmmmfffffff! mmmmffff!*
*GASP* MOMMY! HELP ME-
*MMMF! MMMMMFFFFFF! MMMMMMMFFFFF!*

Jerking off to this thread
Go on

>>33285408
> t. Fauna
She always gets tired of her saplings eventually...

>>33285540
*cums on you*

>>33285118
shut up

>>33287933
U-Uncle Nowa?
...B-But why-
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
NO! UNCLE NOWA PLEASE! DON'T-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- MMF~
*GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCK*
PTAH! *gasp* Aaaaah... Aaaaaah...
...uuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

bUUUmp

>>33288344
Suck it good sapling. You're going to empty /vt/'s balls tonight if you want your mommy back.

>>33288344
>>33285523
>>33287933
FREEZE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
THOSE ARE ILLEGAL EDITS
YOU SICK BASTARD WITH NO RESPECT FOR INTELECTUAL PROPERTY I SWEAR TO GOD I SHOULD JUST PULL THE TRIGGER RIGHT NOW

i was almost starting to miss these

>>33289902
uuuu uuu uuuuuuu
i caaaaaaant uuuuuuuuu
mm mmmmoooommmmyyyy heeeeeeeelp
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>33285118
I have a love/hate relationship with these threads

ILLEGAL REPOSTS.

>>33290102
Oh yeah.. That's the good stuff

>>33290665
*GLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCK*
*PTAH*
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh... p-please sto-mmf~
*GLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCK*
*SPURT*
*uncontrollable gagging*
*drops on all fours, violently retching up glob after glob of semen*
uuu uuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
p pleeeaaaase
i want mooooommmmmmmmmyyyyy
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>33285118
>>33285523
>>33288344
>>33290102
>>33290918
>>33291214

>>33290665
>>33291214
>"Ara-Ara~ I see you two are getting along well. This is what you get for touching yourself without my permission, you naughty sapling! Oh! And don't you forget now. What do we say to mommy's friends?"
tt-thaaank yoooou uuu-uuuuunclee v veesp peer...
>"Good sapling! Hopefully he'll be done before mommy's next stream! But with all the fun you two've been having, I doubt it, fufu~"

>>33285118
shh shhh it's okay sapling uncle is here! your mommy is busy tonight but i will play with you!

>>33285118
Ah, what a cute sapling~ And completely alone, too!

>>33293656

>>33291686
The precursor to the Tempus fags. We should have given them shit for this.

Holy shit, this is the gayest fucking thread on /vt/.

Bump

Mama will be AI generated since nature is dead

>>33293677
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU LITTLE FUCK

Stop being gay
Please, stop doing this

>>33293976
Come here you little shit! Correction is needed.

>>33293976
I see, those fucking sapkeks at it again

>>33293930
Bullying sapling is like kicking a small dog - more satisficing than you'd think

>>33294179 (me)
Meant for this >>33293976

Japan will implement a new system for registering saplings in October 2023, but it is unpopular among members of the /uuu/ split who don't want their faggotry to be publicly known. Under the new proposed system, saplings must register their name, phone number, address, and document all sapling posting they've done in the last fiscal year. All this information will be accessible to the public via a national database. This poses problems to fags who pretend to be little plant girls sucking squirrel dick, many of whom have friends and family completely unaware of their strange fetishes.

>>33294265
their collective uuu's will cause vibrations that would crack the very earth they called their mother.

What's going on here?

You guys need to go on a diet

Why can't these little green niggers keep their roleplay to /trash/?

>>33293710
A Holostars EN still felt impossible or very far away, it was only seen as a stupid joke but if only we could’ve seen the signs…

>>33287933
>>33288344
>>33290665
>>33291568
Homofags+sapling roleplayers. I don't think I've ever seen anything worse than this shit.

>>33298299
Its 4 dudes making dick jokes on Minecraft and Raft.The only people freaking out are the retards around here. The Saplings have been fags from the start just like the frogs

>>33299047
They are just bad, mediocre streamers at best, just like their jp counterparts. It’s another gen to water down Hololive EN, I don’t want this to be nijisanji with a million members. I'd like to see otherwise but every example indicates that male vtubers don’t work.

>>33298752

We are going to steal those Sapling Berries and there's nothing they can do about it!

>>33299676
Yeah everyone is fucking sapling but no one talks about streams. So take your fake ass poll and kys.

>>33285118
fauner....

>>33285118
Stop crying little sapling, will this ice cream cheer you up?

>>33299676
>Sanalites at 4%
Is this the best bait that people can make these days.

>>33294569
ror

>>33301239
I... I don't want it... uuu...

>>33302968
you ungrateful little shit COME HERE

>>33287933

>>33299807
Why would they talk about Fauna streams in a Tempus general you retard. They'd just switch tabs to /uuu/ if they wanted to

>>33311422
They are just homofags who watch Fauna when she doesn't overlap homos. They are not saplings. I love when she overlap them. We don't see "ask vesper" faggots when she talk about computers.

I don't get this gimiick, it's like watamelon but not fun?

ok falseflaggers you can fuck off now this meme is long dead

>>33312829
>Every meme I don’t like is a falseflagger
How do so many schizos find their way to this board?

>>33313192
of course it's faleflag no one writes like that on /uuu/

UUUUU STOP TRACING MY AAAAART

>>33314704
LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU CAN'T HURT ME! I JUST WANT MOMMY!

>>33294569
The Japanese's cultural animosity towards saplings is well known, due to events such as the IJA's "contest to kill one-hundred saplings with a sword."

Japanese soldiers would position themselves at the forest's edge before calling out "ファウナゲリラストリーム!" The swarm of excited saplings that emerged from the treeline would quickly be rounded up, restrained, and executed.

>>33285118
shut the fuck up

>>33285118

>>33324125
Please tell me there is an online site that lets me make amogus twerk gifs like this.

Saplings? More like...CRAPLINGS! LMAO!

>>33325975
Kek

>>33325975
Kys faggot

>>33325975
P-Please stop it...

>>33327534
Saplings? More like WEAKLING KWAB!