/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

dragon dildos

I want a fighting game so bad but I know it won't happen. Or at the very least sign a deal with a vidya company and give me some sweet skin dlcs (I.e Holo themed skins in Overwatch)

>>331690
Restock first

Card game playmats

Fleshlights

Onaholes of varying color and tightness

I just want merch of my oshi.

>>331855
Would be funny but realistically any studio that would take that project up probably wouldn't do a good enough job at it.
I dunno unless ArcSys is crazy enough to do it.

I'd love to see more plushes get made
Bonus points if they talk

Dating Sim

The one that doesn't sell out in 3 second or require me to play stupid crane games.

>>331986
>Your Oshi
>3 things a talking plushie of them would say when squeezed

>>332561
>botan
>*starts singing La Lion
>*cute giggling noises
>minaaaaa~

Nendoroids and Figmas.

>>332561
>Wah
>Ina Ina IIINNAAAAAA
>Humu humu

>>331884
this - they can technically be used as mousepads aswell but smps only want titty mousepads, so it's not gonna happen

Gura plushie

>>331690
More of these >NotFumos
Matsuri's giant Ebifuraion plush was also really neat but a fucking nightmare to get shipped overseas. Botan's grenade plush too.
More nendoroids and scale figs would also be nice.

Yagoo dakimakura

Korone figure was just announced.

>>332561
"Ahoy!"
"I'm horny!"
And she'd sing her image song

>>331780
this but unironically

>>332561
>motherfucker
>taiwan is a free country
>buy more asacocos

nendo

>>331690
the noel one is the cutest wtf

>>331855
Let me get right on that. If I get Marine nendoroids this year I'll be done faster.

>>334320
will it be available in the west?

>>331690
Suisei gloves

>>331690
I just got the Sora plush (30cm), my very first Holo merch

>>332561
>haachamachama
>pepeloni
><some random shit she's never said on stream because haachama>

>>342777
Good choice. Sora is my favourite HoloID

>>344147
I'd buy one if it made that brrrr noise she does

Apparently Goodsmile will do an event the 11th, I hope some good shit will be announced that day aside the 3 nendos they already shown.

GOORUH HOODIE. IT HAS TO HAPPEN.

>>339741
In the same way you can buy like any other figure from Japan, sure.
use amiami and check regularly for preorders. It will be after we see a painted prototype.

Funko Pops

>>347640
Consider death. Sadly it's going to happen, I know it.

A rhythm game or a gatcha game. It would make them mad cash.

>>347640
I know you're joking but sadly I see there being HololiveEN Funko Pops before they get Nendoroids just because they are quick and easy to shit out for normies to coomsume.

>>332814
Found this on 2chan [it's a custom]:
https://twitter.com/heppoco_seijin/status/1288784039596290052

>>331690
onahole

>>331690
Dating sims and sex toys are the obvious ones.
Otherwise I really want to see more stylized plushies or official dakis. The latter seems like a no brainer, don't know why they haven't tapped into that market yet.

>>331690
one of those small dolls you can stick your dick inside while you watch their stomach bulge

>>350889
https://youtu.be/6TzCpbyfV5g
have you seen this? its pretty amazing

>>339623
Pekora should have a carrot stab attack and spinning the green part on the carrot should turn it into a launchable hand held rocket. also a obvious bunny hop kick and and maybe a hammer smack with a giant carrot.

>>353080
Don't forget Carrot Home Run as a special.

>>347050
thanks for the help
I've never bought anything like that from Japan so I didn't know about that site

I'd buy a korone fumo that's like the 2hu ones.

>>331855
And I want an RPG

>>332671
>No "poi"

>>332561
>"Attention please!"
>*car engine noises*
>*crunch* *munch* *slurp*

>>355110
Are there any artists that release free sprite sets for Hololive girls? That's probably the biggest hurdle to just making my own RPG. The portraits can just be official art.

Insertion-type asacoco but with a functional plug

>>331884
Did they seriously not sell any when they got a full booster set on one of these super-license games?

>>331884
>>355605
they do already sell them
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=CARD-00013432

>>355155

>>346704
I want to say I'm surprised they haven't done this yet but eh

>>331690
The same stuff available the world over either by Airmail.
I can accept waiting for a long time to get it but not paying triple the amount of the actual goods for shipping alone.

>>355814
it really sucks ordering stuff from japan

>>355899
It's corona.
Before that it was bad but bearable but now only the expensive options are available.

>>355908
it's not just the shipping taking a while, everything sucks about ordering from Japan to the west
The sites are usually third party and shit/ really outdated

>>332561
>Poruka Oruka? Oru yo!
>Mmmmmmm~ Pah!
>Manic babbling/laughing

>>355110
>holo EO
>holo Neps

>>331855
>>331982
>>339623
>>353080
>>353115
I don't know why everytime I think about a holo fightan i imagine it like Rival Schools.

do i really have to say it?
onaholes
especially a senchou one

>>350889
Holy shit that's incredible

>>331690
replica of Noel's mace.

https://neptunia.fandom.com/wiki/Neptunia_Virtual_Stars#Hololive

How do you play this?

>>332814
>Nendos
Soon.
https://fr.myfigurecollection.net/item/1057499
https://fr.myfigurecollection.net/item/1033315

>>331690
shit that doesn't require me to use a forwarding service and get ultra fucked by additional postage fees

>>331690
Video games
concept art book
Quality statues and figures

>>331690
Some sort of RPG or adventure game that plays off the lore.

>>358923
Wait a month

sex dolls, preferably Gura and Ina

>>364052
>Baqua nendoroid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED IT

>>332814
Sorry, EN will only be getting Pop figures.
Please understand.

>>331940
this

>>351849
This unorinically.

Hololive should take molds of the girls vagoos and do an unofficial collab with an onahole producer to make some.

I'll take asshole onaholes of the holostars as well

>>364329
I would bet money on this happening in the near future.

>>365077
gonna be honest: taking a mold of a woman's actual vagina sounds kind of painful. Or at least it seems like it'd feel weird and uncomfortable.

>>356091
This, but it also has a 1% chance to say
>O** N******* desu~!

>>365159
I watched a documentary where a pornstar did it, she said it felt cold but otherwise no pain.

Gal Gun but with Holos instead

Hololive Onahole
Holostar Dildos

>>365396
Even though she's having a fun time being a clown now, I still miss the old her a lot.

Marine Pirate Hat and Pirate Flag

>>332561
>Yubi Yubi!
>I love you~
>[loud sneezing noises]

>>355110
Seconded, but a CRPG. I want to see how long Sarevok lasts against an enraged Rushia.

Posted this in the Marine thread and might as well post it here, too.

its coming

A doll of Mori that raps when you push a button

>>331690
Helltaker but with Holos

>>375302
where would her button be?

>>371816
>pastries by her feet to reference the rarely ever mentioned bakery theme
>instead of the ever present listener-san/hosoinu/fingers
It's like they don't even watch the streams.

parody onaholes

>>331855
Ill release the working pre-pre-alpha of my holo fighting game in like a month, two tops.

>>331690
Video games. Not shitty 2D fangame tier. Like actual effort, 3D games. They have a massive pool of talented artists and 3d modelers to draw from, just look at the new L2Ds.

>>365396
Im a retard so spoonfeed me here.

something subtle, like keychains/patches of their logos/catchphrases/memes

>>331855
skull girls x hololive would be kino

>>344280
Every time I try to search it up I find nothing. I'm so glad someone else appreciates that sound.

>>379089
Obviously her bellybutton

>>387548
>>331855
Cover could strike a deal with Wayforward or Labzero

>>387548
>>392577
They are a husk now (LabZero), let it go.

>>331690
a roboco oppai toy

>>371816
Is it a resin kit or pre-painted?
>tfw so many resin kits I would love if they were just pre-painted because I can't paint for shit and don't want to invest the thousand of hours to get good and the 400-500 dollars to get the requisite materials

The perfect Hololive merch already exists

>>331690
HoloLive TCG

>>331690
Gimme some Yugioh VTuber card game mats and I’ll buy some

>>394626
shit wrong image

>>394626
>>394933
No, you were right the first, time, how much to buy my own treerat?

>>331780
FPBP once again.

>>332671
Japanese markup prices will kill me but I'd settle a month's worth of disposable income for this.

>>371816
And so am I

i want a roboco figurine

>>346704
I can't imagine how many fat losers will be wearing that, cringe

>>394933
Me

>>355129
What if she says poi when you throw her?

>>355643
Damn, I wish PTCG wasn’t a steaming pile of shit, otherwise I’d buy it

>>396486
i second this along with a roboco oppai toy

also there was only one of that figure made and it belongs to yagoo

>>396486
when does she show her butt like this during stream?

Scale figures

>>398123
There's already a fubuki scale figure

>>331855
>sweet skin dlcs
We still don't have Hololive Street Fighter Five Mods yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1uUkwhh3GM